Jake Gyllenhaal and Austin Nichols
April 13, 2009
April 13, 2009
The top ten reasons a bike is better than a boyfriend:
10. He always follows your directions.
9. He doesn’t care if you ride more than one bike.
8. You can always add performance-enhanced upgrades.
7. He doesn’t complain about being tired if you want him to go faster.
6. It’s a good thing if he’s full of gas.
5. He naturally vibrates without extra accessories.
4. He only whines if something is actually wrong.
3. He can take you from zero to "Oh, my God! Oh my God!" in 3.4 seconds.
2. He doesn’t worry if his engine isn’t the biggest you’ve ever ridden.
1. You’re guaranteed to get off at least once at the end of every ride!
More photos: IHJ
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«Oldest ‹Older 401 – 600 of 1842 Newer› Newest»I'm not sure how it's done in CA, but someone said those who live in the same household get called around the same time? That's all I read at OMG, unless someone posted something else?
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Jury block party said...
Voter registration isn't the only source pool potential jurors are culled from. I always thought it was, until me and 4 neighbors got summoned in within 2-4 weeks of each other and 3 of them weren't even US citizens (2 Canadians and 1 UK'er, all here on green cards) and don't vote here. So jury duty pools are also being gathered by address blocks, at least in Southern California. All of us were living alone so I don't know if people in the same household would be summoned at the same time but I wouldn't be surprised. :)
Wicked said...
Jury block party, how jury pools are called is up to each jurisdiction. Many places use voter registration. But they can also use things like motor vehicle records and public benefits records too. It's really common for members of the same household to be summoned within weeks of each other. The Mrs gets summoned first and I know within a few weeks I'll get my notice.
Thanks for posting this 8:26 PM.
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From Twilight at IHJ Forum - caption with the cop pics was:
"Jake Gyllenhaal gets pulled over and let off with a warning. The perks of fame. 4.14.09"
Jake: But Officer, we both have our seatbelts on and with his big ears no one can see that he has my cock in his mouth, so it's really not obscene at all.
Cop: I only stopped you because your rear right-hand turn indicator is out.
Austin: Mmummuuph!
LMAO!
"It's not spoiled for me either - I love the Jake and Heath discussions. But for more MAJOR discussion, like Dr. Parnassus coming up, his incredible Joker performance, his Oscar win, his other films, etc. etc. I just wondered if there was a place."
There’s also Five Leaves among the aforementioned BBM forums and Heath Baby. It's a small blog but people seem to love Heath there so you should be able to discuss whatever you want.
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The cop stop pics are hilarious, Jake's earnest expression and the cop who's avoiding looking in the car and waving his hand as if to say "Put that thing away."
Austin: Mmummuuph! ***** Ouch!
"Posted on OMG
From Twilight at IHJ Forum - caption with the cop pics was:
"Jake Gyllenhaal gets pulled over and let off with a warning. The perks of fame. 4.14.09"
April 15, 2009 8:42 PM"
So, it wasn't him complaining about the papz then?
You know how paparazzi and paparazzi agencies love to make things "more interesting" :)
9:01 PM # 2 you beat me to it. I just wanted to post the link. I post on both blogs. :)
"You know how paparazzi and paparazzi agencies love to make things "more interesting" :)"
Yup, they love to exaggerate.
Jake jury duty: 1/27/09
AUSTIN JURY DUTY; 4/7/09
Over 2 months apart
Five Leaves - sigh. I love the sound of that. Thanks 9:01, I'll check it out! :)
Yes jury duty was about 2 months apart but AN was in another state and probably had his deferred to the beginning of April when he knew he would be back in CA. You usually get a summons at least 4-6 weeks prior so I'm guessing Jake got it mid December 2008 and Austin probably got his the same or in January 2009.
"Jake: But Officer, we both have our seatbelts on and with his big ears no one can see that he has my cock in his mouth, so it's really not obscene at all."
What? Austin has beautiful ears!
I know - big and beautiful! Like some other things ...
There were 2 Austin Nichols in that jury pool according to that blogger, i wonder when he got his summons.
He sure does have beautiful handles, er....I mean ears!
9:25, no. There was an Austin Nichols and a Nicholas Austin.
"Thanks 9:01"
No worries. ;)
Five Leaves is a beautiful site for Heath - and there are all kinds of links. Wheee!!! Thanks again, 9:01.
Hellllllooooooo?
*echo*
Is Jakie (only) girl's name?No, Jakie is not a girl's name. It's just a cutsie way of saying Jake.
JACKIE can be a girl's name, short for Jacqueline.
^^^ What a difference one letter can make! :)
My Teabagging Party
But my teabagging party has nothing to do with that economy shit. No, this is a party for two on a bearskin rug with a roaring fire in the background and The Isley Brothers playing as our soundtrack. Because it sounds to me like Mah Boo needs to learn more about the art of teabagging.
Last night on his show, when talking about that tax crap, Mah Boo's guest said, "They still haven't found their voice, Anderson. This happens to a minority party after it's lost a couple of bad elections, but they're searching for their voice." To which my Silver Fox looked into the camera, pouted his cum catcher and said, "It's hard to talk when you're teabagging." He followed it with a double eyed-wink which is his way of saying that was just for me. No, it wasn't a blink, bitch! It was a double eyed-wink just for me!
As much as I know that Mah Boo has dipped his tea bags into a pot or two, he probably hasn't been with the right one. I've had many stimulating conversations while getting my bowl filled with nuts. I'll be willing to give Mah Boo a private demonstration. He brings the tea bags and I'll bring the kettle. I bet his tea bags taste like hummingbird juice and Patron Silver.
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"There was an Austin Nichols and a Nicholas Austin."
What are the odds for that?
"You know how paparazzi and paparazzi agencies love to make things "more interesting" :)"
Maybe TMZ is still pissed off with Jake about that spitting and kicking, TMZ readers comments are pretty bad.
**"There was an Austin Nichols and a Nicholas Austin."
What are the odds for that?**
I know, really! It really would have been great if there was a Jake Nichols there too. Or a Jake Tile, or an Austin Gray, lol
Just want to say that it cracks me up every time I see on my computer screen the WFT2 tab, it can only fit so many characters so the tab says "Waiting for Toot" (lol)
:)
Page Six
RYAN'S FLAME
RYAN Seacrest's mystery gal is a mystery no longer. Seacrest was spotted recently taking a break in Paris with a buxom brunette who was described by online gossips as a "Megan Fox look-alike." Now our source says the "American Idol" host's new catch is Jasmine Waltz. "She's a cocktail waitress at Guys nightclub in LA, and that's where they met," said our snitch. A rep for Seacrest had no comment.
^^^ George Clooney school of bearding
sundmanage (Tue Mar 17 2009 23:30:59)
It's one of the worst scripts I've ever read. Jessica Biel has no prayer of aquitting herself in this debacle. It read like a Jim Carrey movie.
imdb
Mon Feb 23 2009
* by Moose1218
Such a good movie.. In my opinion.. I saw an advanced screening a couple months back. I dug it..
I honestly thought it was amazing performance from everyone. I cried.. Tobey Magguire, (sp?) had a really strong role especially. They had a q&a after, my boyfriend and I stayed to participate and everyone gave input. I knew nothing about it when I went, but despite it being what I felt was a little bit of a cliche storyline, I thoroughly enjoyed it. Great movies seem harder and harder to come by these days..
* by jobolee
Watched a screening at the end of summer and am surprised it is not out by now (somehow thought of it while reading an article). Was a GREAT movie, and am expecting at least some oscar nominations for any of the three main characters (portman, gylenhaal, maguire). The raw emotion that is displayed was intense, and to be honest I wasn't sure Tobey Maguire had it in him to do such a serious movie, but he proved me wrong. Props to him and the movie overall.
* by jasonhill770
I can't give too much away, but I was fortunate enough to film a dramatic scene with Natalie Portman on this film. She is an amazing actress, her performance is fantastic, and the fact that it was fantastic on numerous takes was even more amazing. I think you will be pleased with this film!
* by jobolee
I am also a big fan of Portman, but to be honest I can't remember her acting that well (Since it was so long ago). Maguire's acting was probably the best out of the 3.
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It read like a Jim Carrey movie. ***** Duh! Why do you think I'm looking forward to "Damn Yankees" !?
"Maguire's acting was probably the best out of the 3."
No way!
Tobey is a good actor, Jake's decent and Natalie is overrated.
Posted on OMG by Special K: Most times, editing means subtraction, but in Gyllenmath it means addition and division. Check it out:
Original Version:
"Jake Gyllenhaal, enjoying a late lunch with a guy pal on the patio at Gjelina restaurant on Abbot Kinney Boulevard in Venice, Calif. The actor sipped water with lime during his quiet meal of thin-crust pizza. "It seemed like a really relaxed lunch," says an observer, noting that even ultra-trendy patrons of the hip local spot were rubbernecking for a peek at the actor. "They lingered for a while." -- People
Revised Version:
"Jake Gyllenhaal, enjoying a late lunch with a guy pal on the patio at Gjelina restaurant on Abbot Kinney Boulevard in Venice, Calif. The actor sipped water with lime during a quiet lunch of thin-crust pizza which the table split. "It seemed like a really relaxed lunch," says an observer, noting that even ultra-trendy patrons of the hip local spot were rubbernecking for a peek at the actor. "They lingered for a while." -- People
People mag
"The actor sipped water with lime during his quiet meal of thin-crust pizza."
"The actor sipped water with lime during a quiet lunch of thin-crust pizza which the table split."
What is People magazine trying to tell us?
Just checking in. I really want to know why every other aspect of Jake's life can be discussed to death, beat into the ground, analyzed over and over and over again, but some of you have a problem with discussions of Heath. Heath was in the most important film of Jake's life, a friend (and object of Jake's crush) and father of Jake's godchild.
Why don't you try telling the real reason discussions of Heath and Jake bother you so much?
As far as I know, this blog is about Jake, and all of the aspects of his life. If you want to just stick to discussions of Jake and Austin, you could go to OMG. The only person who truly decides what will be allowed on this board is the person who runs it.
"I really want to know why every other aspect of Jake's life can be discussed to death, beat into the ground, analyzed over and over and over again, but some of you have a problem with discussions of Heath."
I think someone is using Heath for trolling WFT2.
American Idol's Adam Lambert: The Next Zac Efron or Elvis Presley?
Depending on whom you ask, American Idol frontrunner Adam Lambert is either the new Elvis Presley or the next Zac Efron. And, surprisingly, one of the two superstars was indeed in the building at tonight's elimination show. (That would be Zac Efron, of course.) The High School Musical star was on hand to promote his new movie, 17 Again, which opens this Friday. The final seven Idol contestants were treated to the movie's premiere the night before and taped their experience for a segment on tonight's show.
Read on to find out how the crowd reacted to Adam and Zac and whose making a comparison to the King...
"I think Adam Lambert could go the route of Zac Efron and do musicals," says Idol audience member Lisa, 29, of Riverside, Calif. "He's got the star appeal that Zac has." 16-year-old Lacey, also of Riverside, added, "But Adam can singer better."
On this night, Adam seemed to have even more star appeal than Zac. When Adam took his seat on the contestants' couch after a commercial break, the audience erupted into cheers for the rocker and a lone shout of "I love you Adam!" filled the studio air. Moments later, Zac emerged from the backstage area to return to his seat in the audience and…silence.
As for who's making the lofty Elvis Presley comparisons, that was none other than legendary singer-songwriter Neil Sedaka, who we caught up in the audience before the show. The Brill Building singer told us that he thinks Adam can take it all the way: "Adam is like a young Elvis, isn't he?"
So, is Adam the next Zac or the new Elvis? One thing's for certain, he is the man to bet on, according to Las Vegas oddsmaker Betfair, the largest online betting exchange, reported that Adam's advantage over the other contestants grew 14% this past week, giving him a 68% chance of winning American Idol.
E!
I think someone is using Heath for trolling WFT2.Stir once, bring pot to simmer, ignore. Try again later.
Noone is going to stop discussing Heath here - you might as well accept it. Unless Jackie, the blog administrator, decides to end those discussions. Aren't you due over at OMG to check the back burner?
WFT2 is big enough for everyone and everything connected to Toothy :)
Few places left!
What is People magazine trying to tell us?
------------- Jake is cheap so he bought just one pizza?
Gjelina restaurant pizzas are so big that you have to share it?
Jake is watching his weight?
Is Governor Paterson's Gay Marriage Gambit a Gimmick?
New York Governor David Paterson will introduce a bill today that will legalize same-sex marriage in New York, but many gay activists aren't happy about it. Why? While a similar bill has passed before in the state assembly, support for the bill in the Senate is virtually unknown, despite it being controlled by Democrats.
Sen. Tom Duane, the state's lone openly gay state Senator said "This is what I think: This isn't Las Vegas, and I'm not willing to gamble with a new strategy on anyone's civil rights." Paterson, whose political fortunes have been on the wane may very well be using the recent decisions in Iowa and Vermont as a political jumping off point to boost his reelection, but does that mean we shouldn't get on board?
Paterson has long been a champion of gay rights, so we're not arguing that his motives are purely political, but his decision to push for gay marriage in New York appears to have been made solely on his own, leaving gay rights groups as surprised by his announcement as anyone else.
...
Queerty
"I think someone is using Heath for trolling WFT2."
I agree. The evil ploy of boring us to death.
Or maybe it's a way of trashing Heath as I thought him a fine actor and beautiful man but Ive recently got a Heath headache and the very mention of his name makes me wanna scream.
Also, Jake/Heath makes Jake look less gay and more like a straight guy in love -
Yeah it's a fuckin' plot, I see it all now. . . .
It's easy to complain about Jake/Heath.
Reeke is 10 times more boring, but has to be endured.
"Which funnyman doesn't even bother to hide his drug habit? When pals come to visit his pad, they're just as likely to see baggies of cocaine lying around as they are to see throw pillows." [Gatecrasher]
"This B list movie actor is on the cusp of A list. He had a breakout year last year. He considers himself to be a method actor to some extent. For researching one role he spent a great deal of money on drugs. Just for research mind you. Since he considered the research crucial to his acting performance he wanted to know if he could deduct the $15,000 he spent on drugs." [CDaN]
"The Mrs gets summoned first and I know within a few weeks I'll get my notice."
Jake jury duty: 1/27/09
AUSTIN JURY DUTY; 4/7/09
That definitely seems to fit the pattern... cool!
"It's hard to talk when you're teabagging."
omg did AC say this last night?!? I love him ! :D :D
I went to our local teabagging party yesterday and was very disappointed.
Why?
OMG, what was Cooper thinking?!? lol
teabagging ----- To have a man insert his scrotum into another person's mouth in the fashion of a teabag into a mug with an up/down (in/out) motion.
The act of repeatedly lowering one's ballsack onto another person's head/forehead. Ususally performed by male strippers on clients.
"Why?"
Nobody was teabagging! Just a bunch of people complaining about their taxes. :-(
Ah! then I see why one would be disappointed.
I do like a nice scrotum.
"Nobody was teabagging!"
Terrible! No local gay teabagging parties?
Before the segment was over, Cooper repeated the comment once again as a bookend to his exchange with Gergen which resulted in chuckles all around.
^^^^ When speaking about the Republicans during the televised confab, Gergen said:
"They still haven't found their voice, Anderson. This happens to a minority party after it's lost a couple of bad elections, but they're searching for their voice."
To which Coop snarkily responded:
"It's hard to talk when you're teabagging."
Before the segment was over, Cooper repeated the comment once again as a bookend to his exchange with Gergen which resulted in chuckles all around.
For those who may have been living under a sexually repressed rock for the last hundred years, the term teabagging, while presently used by conservatives to express disdain over the Obama administration's proposed tax scheme, is also a double entendre for a sex act in which a man's testicles are dangled over an open mouth (male or female) and repeatedly dunked in and out just as one would dunk a teabag in a cup of hot water.
Tea bag time!
Everyone line up, I wanna read your tea leaves!
Oh God, not again!
I swear to God you look like Jake Gooberballs!
"Seacrest was spotted recently taking a break in Paris with a buxom brunette who was described by online gossips as a "Megan Fox look-alike."
Ryan Seacrest Spotted Within Mere Feet of Pretty Lady
OH SNAP — Maybe heterosexual-ish American Idol host is just like Queen Latifah and Vin Diesel: He's not gay, he just prefers to date women out of sight from prying eyes and speculation. His unidentified lady friend, seen walking with him in Paris on Friday, could easily have "model" written across her C.V., or maybe Seacrest reached into his deep pockets to employee a beard and start yet another straight rumor.
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Quote From A Bong Water Drinker
Don't ask Matthew McConaughey to play "pin the peen on the chocha," because you could be there for a while. Matthew tells Elle Magazine, "From checking out Playboy I always thought — jeezum, we still don’t have a better word for it than vagina, do we? —I thought it was behind the pubic hair, and it faced horizontal. You know, east/west, not south. So the first time I got to third base, man, I was hunting for a long time."
Jeezum! Matthew still doesn't know, does he? He still has to go in with a compass, a flashlight hat and a flare gun.
And don't even make the joke about Asians having horizontal slits! Do not! I'm half Asian and my no-no sits straight up! Sank you very much!
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How low can we go - Michael K leads the way down, as usual.
Be nice to gays! :)
He doesn't get a free pass.
Michael K? Who cares what Michael K said, I can't believe McBongo said what he said!
+ I'm trying to imagine McBongo, Lance and Jake conversations. lol
I can't imagine either.
They talked sports, beer and politics.
Of course! ;)
For those of us who also love Anderson, the paper has a story about his mom today. :-)
Among other things, she has a new book coming out in June.
It’s about two women who are obsessed with the same man, and then they become obsessed with each other. It’s wild.
Of the three schmegegues, Jake look'd kinda pale all the time -
I figure all that talk of veejays was makin' him ill. . .
:)
East/west veejays would make everyone sick! lol
"East/west veejays would make everyone sick! lol"
McBongo's mouth, also.
I love Yiddish - they have more words for idiot, and for degrees of idiocy. Probably because there are so many idiots in the world. Thanks, 1:24, you made my day with that comment. :)
"I love Yiddish - they have more words for idiot, and for degrees of idiocy. Probably because there are so many idiots in the world. Thanks, 1:24, you made my day with that comment. :)"
Thanks! Nice to know Im not alone in my delight in Yiddishkeit -
Anderson's papa WyattOK enough of that now I'll get back to Wyatting for Toothy :D
You're not - it's beautiful! :*
"He still has to go in with a compass, a flashlight hat and a flare gun."
LOL, what a shmok !
This is terrible.
"Ms. Vanderbilt also had four high-profile marriages — to a Hollywood agent named Pat DeCicco, to the conductor Leopold Stokowski, to the director Sidney Lumet and, finally, to Wyatt Cooper, a screenwriter and author who died in 1978. One of their two sons, Carter, committed suicide by jumping from the window of their apartment as she tried to stop him. The other is Anderson Cooper, the CNN anchor."
Ted is going to ignore Monday's Jake and Austin?
Looks like it.
Popbitch Blind Item 4-16-2009
Which young, up-and-coming and freshly engaged Hollywood couple are already arguing - over the terms of the contract they both signed to stay together for at least one year while rumours around his sex life die down, and while her management try just one more time to get her established as a movie rather than a TV actress?
Could it be more obvious?
Hayden Chr.?
Yes, Darth Vader :)
Could it be more obvious?
I can't figure out who they are.The first part sounds like Reeke but Chin is not a TV actress and i think she prefers to die old and alone before becoming one
Hayden Christensen and Rachel Bilson.
Maybe Ted thinks if he lays off J&A Jake won't go dashing back into the deepest darkest corner of the closet.
I don't think Jake is afraid of Ted and Toothy.
A Queerty Menagerie of Gay Animals
What's a gay elephant to do? It's not enough to spend your life trapped in a crappy Polish zoo, but to have your local city councilman go after you because you won't stud out is enough to make you stomping mad.
That's exactly what happened to Ninio, an elephant at the Poznan Zoo, who councilman Michal Grzes is complaining "We didn't pay 37 million zlotys for the largest elephant house in Europe to have a gay elephant live there." But don't fret Ninio. You're not alone. Gay animals are everywhere (we even have questions about the President's new pooch).
Scientists have found over 15,000 species that engage in some form of homosexuality. Step right into our bestiary of gay members of the wild kingdom, because being gay is a natural thing, kids.
Penguins
Denizens of the New York Aquarium in Coney Island, Wendell & Cass are media darlings. Penguins are monogamous and despite the fact that the duo are both boys, zookeepers say they're deeply devoted to each other– and that they keep the neatest nest of all the penguins in their care. Gay penguins, it turns out, are very common.
The Central Park Zoo has a pair that's been together for six years named Roy & Silo, though Silo has shown some bisexual tendencies and has shacked up with a female named Scrappy from time to time. Since there are no gay penguin adoption agencies, Roy & Silo took to stealing eggs from the hetero couples. The zookeepers solved the problem by giving the couple an egg-shaped rock, proving that while they're a loving, caring couple, they're not exactly all that bright.
Dolphins
In the dolphin world, homosexuality isn't just common, it's the norm. Male dolphins pair up and take care of each other (as well as engage in sexual rubbing) and only hook-up with the ladies during mating season. Occasionally, dolphin couples will have underwater orgies with each other.
Dolphins aren't the only marine mammal that gets its gay on– male killer whales are often observed riding each other for fun, as do gray whales and manatees.
Bonobo Chimpanzees
Some of our closest relatives, bonobos are almost uniformly bisexual, willing to get in on just about anytime, anywhere. Nearly 2/3 of the same-sex action is on the part of the females, showing that the idea that male of the species isn't always the hornier.
Though this has a lot to do with bonobo society, which is matriarchal and which often treats sex as an expression of dominance. In fact, all apes exhibit various forms of homosexuality, including the annoying talking ones. Amazingly (or unsurprisingly, depending on how easily shocked you are), the bonobo bisexuality issue is something that Fox News has weighed in on.
Spotted Hyenas
Since ancient times, humans have been fascinated by the hyena's sexual habits. Ovid thought hyenas constantly changed their gender and the animal was frequently associated with prostitution and sexuality throughout the middle ages.
The reason for all this superstition is that female hyenas have a sex organ that well– looks like a penis. The hyenas that fair the best in their matriarchal society are the ones that are exposed to the most testosterone, regardless of gender. Female hyenas are often larger and more aggressive than the males, as a result– and not shy about getting it on with other lady hyenas, either.
Gay Animals
^^ :)
"Male dolphins pair up and take care of each other (as well as engage in sexual rubbing) and only hook-up with the ladies during mating season."
How responsible! lol
"The dolphin near the end of that clip was a whore."
Don't miss the video and dolphin gay orgies :)
This Stepford Wife is close to splitting from her husband. She has actually consulted with several high-profile divorce lawyers on both coasts. The main issue here seems to be custody of their kid/s, whom the husband is intent on keeping. Thankfully, she’s gotten her parents involved, even though she had distanced herself from them over the past few years. No It’s Not: Nicole Kidman. (Blind Gossip)
Katie just needs a little break and a bit of reprogramming.
"only hook-up with the ladies during mating season."
And who's paying the child support?
Some Fencewalker news... sort of
In her recent interview for The Warren Report, young and very talented actress Jeannine Kaspar revealed some information about Chris Carter's new movie "Fencewalker."
Jeannine said that Chris "was so humble and generous... He is incredible and powerful to be so real... He is a very neat guy." Jeannine said that during the wrap party Chris told her "I've found you" meaning that he was the first one to notice her talent.
According to Jeannine, she is not a lead actor of "Fencewalker." "There are couple of great leads in that film," she said and then mentioned Mehcad Brooks, Katie Cassidy, Natalie Dormer and Austin Nichols.
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This is terrible. "... One of their two sons, Carter ..."
Yes, very sad. Anderson wrote a beautiful piece about it.In the weeks following Carter's death, I could no longer sleep in my room. The sliding glass door to the balcony remained open, though I never set foot out there again.
I stayed inside, leaving only once to go to his apartment and pick out a suit for his burial.
The place was just as he'd left it. A half-eaten turkey sandwich sat on the kitchen counter. The air was stale, the bed unmade; it still smelled of him.
I can't remember the smell anymore, can't even think of how to describe it. But I knew it then, and bent down to inhale him once more.
There was no note.
with a mom like that...
"Anderson wrote a beautiful piece about it."
I used to think suicide was a conscious act. A plan made, then carried out. I know now it's not always like that.
My brother was a sweet young man who wanted to be in control. In the end, he simply wasn't.
None of us are. We all dangle from a very delicate thread.
The key is not to let go.
"with a mom like that..."
What's Anderson's mother like?
Yeah, blame the mother.
I would never blame his mother! She is her own person, wild and wonderful just like us... :-)
Anderson's mother is Gloria Vanderbilt.She was taken from her own mother in 1934 by the courts because her mother was a lesbian.
There was a TV miniseries about it in 1982 titled "Little Gloria, Happy at Last."
Being a perfect mother is a hard work.
What's Anderson's mother like?
April 16, 2009 5:46 PM
Also see the NYT article about her linked at 1:20 today - got us off on this tangent ... ;-)
Well, that and teabagging.
Oh dear God, Stephen, did we completely misunderstand when Jakey said he wanted an English tea set for his birthday 2 years ago?
LMAO!
"Anderson's mother is Gloria Vanderbilt.She was taken from her own mother in 1934 by the courts because her mother was a lesbian."
Geez, what a soap opera! No wonder DL adores Anderson.
How much longer does it take for Reese to epilate for the new role?... we need more coffee run pictures!
To tell you the truth, we might have. Now that I think about it, I thought he was just taking poetic license when describing silver as blond, when he said he wanted a large solid blond creamer.
6:20 PM
No, we don't need reeking nor Reeke.
"How much longer does it take for Reese to epilate for the new role?"
"Epilate" means to remove body hair. LOL
"How much longer does it take for Reese to epilate for the new role?"
What difference does it make? She has a lot of free time.
Jake said "he wanted a large solid blond creamer"?
He only should have asked.
If only ...
LOL!!
I could go for one of those myself . . . ;)
"I can’t stand boys"
"I can’t stand boys. A boy looks at me like he wants to bang me, and I wanna throw up. I like men, ’cause they’ve been around the block and they respect their mamis. It’s hard to find one that’s not machista. … I don’t believe in commitment [in the form of marriage]. That’s like giving somebody the responsibility of your happiness, like, ‘Here, you make sure that all my orgasms are great, that I have somebody to hold on cold winter nights, and just assure me that if anybody messes with me, you’ll beat them up.’ Other than that, I don’t see the point of marriage. But when I need my love, I get my love."
—Actress Michelle Rodriguez, who isn't exactly known for being straight [Latina]
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Ennis = large solid blond creamer
^^Ain't it tho? :)
What? Jake wanted a man when he said "large solid blond creamer"? Shit! We thought he meant windchime when we saw "noisy outside blowing toy" on his birthday wishlist.
:)
Actually, Mags, I asked for "noisy outside blowing toy that makes bells ring" on my list.
*Note to self: Don't be like Dad and poeticize everything.*
Sorry, that should read:
"blowing toy that makes balls ring".
Where's my head?
Yeah well we knew exactly what Jakey meant on his birthday wishlist about wanting big cocks and pretty peckers and tasty nuts so we got him a birdfeeder.
Ennis = large solid blond creamerOh, yum! Now I won't be able to get this thought out of my head! :P
Oh and here I thought the poor boy was confused when he asked for a sugar basket not a sugar bowl...and something about a fear of small spoons.
Please tell me we are talking movie Ennis, not original short story Ennis.
LMAO!
Sheesh what a family of morons. When I saw the words "twins, hot, fit, beautiful, virgin, long-lasting, wild and woolly" on Daddy's birthday wishlist I got him what he wanted, a nice pair of cashmere socks.
ROFLMAO!
Movie Ennis is what I'm thinking of. :)
Look everybody I'm young and hip and I know how to teabag
^^^^ That mask improves her look. lol
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just to let you know that Austin was at the Informers premiere last night. Looks abit tired to me (but still lovely) and unfortunately he didn't bring a date.
"The Informers" Premiere - Arrivals
Austin as Spock
Now we need Jake as Captain Kirk :)
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Austin at The Informers Premiere pics
But next time babe, let me put some powder on your lovely face so you don't look hot and sweaty like we just finished doin the nasty, okay?
Boys, just call if you ever need make up tips!
I got some Avon samples I'll sell you.
Reese, FUCK OFF!
*bitch*
How dare you talk to me that way! I'm an Oscar-winning highest paid Hollywood actress and producer and a wonderful mother of two beautiful children! You 3 fairies are finished in Hollywood! Finished! *stomps off to call BWR, CAA, Bruckheimer, Katzenberg*
Reese, no one gives a shit about you.
*bitch*
*takes out diamond engagement ring she secretly bought herself 3 years ago, puts it on left-hand ring finger, calls the paps for a photo op*
I need a drink.
Jake as Captain Kirk
Great, now we have Jake-Kirk/Austin-Spock! :)
I love how all WFT2 subjects end up with gay sex :)
*again looks at the transcript she has prepared, titled "Oscar-Winning Highest-Paid Actress and Avon Ambassador Reese Witherspoon Tells of Love's Deceit in Hollywood: Her Fiance's Hidden Homosexuality, His Secret Mexican Donkey Shows, His Desires for Feral Bestiality and Underaged Parking Lot Boys, His Addictions, His Lies, His Ended Career...and Reese's Sadness and Infinite Strength" and smiling, she puts the manuscript back in her locked desk with the Time Magazine editor's business card on top of it.*
Mexican Donkey Shows? Never heard of it. Do I live under a sexually repressed rock?
Yes, you do!
"A donkey show is a form of sex-tourism entertainment in Mexico. It is common for taxi drivers in Tijuana, Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua, and Nuevo Laredo, Tamaulipas, to offer tourists a ride to see a "donkey show."
The typical format of a donkey show as presented in the Boy's Town of Nuevo Laredo involves relatively docile donkeys that are prominently displayed at the entrance to a bar. In preparation for a show, two waiters will collect the donkey, bring it on stage and turn the donkey on its back, holding its legs up vertically. The performer/stripper will begin by performing oral sex on the donkey. She will then straddle the donkey such that their genitalia are in contact and she will spend several minutes rubbing their organs together. Actual penetration does not always occur as it is the choice of the performer, often depending on how much money has been collected in tips from the patrons.
The donkey show is one of several types of live sex shows presented in Mexican Boy's Towns. Other shows include the "Banana Show" (where a stripper performs banana insertion), the "Candle Show" (candle insertion), the "Lesbian Show", the "Monkey Show" (where a waiter dressed in a gorilla suit has sex with a stripper), and a "Sex Show" (where patrons are invited on stage to have sex with the stripper free of charge).
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pics of Austin at the After Party
"Interview with Austin"
Ay, can't listen to the video.
Donkey shows aren't my cup of tea. On the one hand, boys hung like donkeys ...
OMG now I know why you're always watching Shrek..
*fuck!*
Hey Jake if you don't like donkeys then maybe you should meet me.
How do the paparazzi know where the celebs are? Do they follow them to cities when they travel?
—Hannah via Twitter
As exciting as you find Beyoncé, with her titanium robotic hand, and her stealth husband, and her propensity for Michael Jackson-wear, she and other celebrities are actually quite boring. At least, in the eyes of an enterprising paparazzo.
"Celebrities are creatures of habit, and a lot of them have routines like everybody else," veteran paparazzo Brad Elterman tells me. "They go to the same gyms, restaurants and beauty salons." (Indeed, the Waverly Inn in New York played host to Beyoncé and Jay-Z just a couple days ago. Sigh. Same old Waverly Inn, which has hosted every celeb from Jennifer Connelly to LiLo.)
But how do paps know that, say, Orlando Bloom is flashing his puppy eyes at the locals in North Carolina? Well...that's where spies come in.
Those tipsters, Elterman says, often are publicists to the stars, so keep that in mind next time you hear a celeb mooing about invasion of privacy.
"Sounds like someone has some inside information," says Elterman, who runs the Buzz Foto agency. "Could be a publicist, a friend, someone on an airplane." Or a neighbor. One Buzz Foto pap caught Miley Cyrus—always good for a photo op—jogging in her own neighborhood.
http://uk.eonline.com/uberblog/ask_the_answer_bitch/b119157_how_do_paparazzi_always_know_where.html
You slut, all this time I thought you were moaning "yee, more" but you were calling out for Eeyore.
Men are such perverts!
Check out this man's right hand and poor Eeyore's sad eyes -
poor Eeyore
You slut, all this time I thought you were moaning "yee, more" but you were calling out for Eeyore.
**** You got that wrong! I swear on all my dildos!
Los Angeles Conservation Corps Raises $400,000 at Annual Luncheon
Celebrities and Community Leaders Celebrate Organization's 23rd Anniversary
More than 600 people gathered today at the Los Angeles State Historic Park to celebrate the Los Angeles Conservation Corps' 23rd anniversary and pay tribute to the organization for their groundbreaking work with at-risk youth and environmental conservation. Shell Oil Company and sports clothing innovator Patagonia were honored at the annual Luncheon Celebration, which raised more than $400,000 for the Corps. Outstanding LA Corps members, students, and alumni were also recognized for their great work with college scholarships. Attendees included celebrity presenters Jake Gyllenhaal, Wilmer Valderrama and former MTV Host, Xzibit, and City Controller-Elect Wendy Greuel, and other elected officials.
"Today is a great day in the organization's history," said LA Corps Executive Director Bruce Saito. "It is an honor to be joined by so many of the city's great leaders and friends of The Corps as we celebrate the fine work and promising future of the youth we serve. This event will support our educational programs, and ensure the students we serve have the highest quality education and work experience."
The event featured live musical entertainment, a traveling tide pool from SEA Lab (LA Corps's hands-on coastal science education center in Redondo Beach), an award ceremony, and guest speakers from the LA Corps, including alumni Regina Chagolla and Dennis Martinez. Chagolla is the youngest out of seven children and the only one from her family to graduate high school. Thanks to support from the LA Corps, Regina is attending graduate school at the University of California, Berkeley. The LA Corps helped Martinez, once a drop out, leave a life of partying and get back on track. He graduated from the California Culinary School in Pasadena and is now the head chef at L.A. County Probation Department at Camp David Gonzalez.
Funds raised through the event will support the organization's work with at-risk youth, including education, job skills training, and work experience, and conservation and service projects, such as tree plantings, new parks, graffiti removal, and rehabilitation of natural lands.
During the event, the Los Angeles Conservation Corps honored Shell and Patagonia for their extraordinary service to the community and commitment to environmental stewardship. "Shell is proud to support the work of the Los Angeles Conservation Corps," said Shell Oil Company President Marvin Odum. "The LA Corps is changing the lives and landscape of Los Angeles and should be commended for their work. Our company and community are indebted to them for their extraordinary service."
"Patagonia is honored to accept this award today," said Hans Cole, environmental grants manager for Patagonia. "We commend them for their great work and environmental stewardship, and we're proud to have supported their efforts through our Pasadena store. They are inspiring the next generation to help preserve and protect the environment."
"The Los Angeles Conservation Corps plants hope with every tree," said LA Corps President and Board Chair Ann Hollister. "Hope for a healthier planet and for a bright future filled with skilled, highly-trained workers, ready to contribute to California's economy and workforce."
About Los Angeles Conservation Corps:
The LA Conservation Corps (the Corps) is a 501(c)3 private non-profit organization established to provide at-risk young adults ages 14 to 24 with opportunities for success through job skills training, education and work experience with emphasis on conservation and service projects that benefit the community. LA Corps was founded in 1986 by former U.S. Secretary of Commerce and Trade Ambassador Mickey Kantor, and is a national leader in workforce development and alternative education for inner-city youth. It is currently the largest urban conservation corps in the nation. The Corps is the main source for trees in the LA area, and is responsible for planting and distributing over 80,000 trees for the Mayor's Million Trees LA initiative. For more information, please visit: http://www.lacorps.org
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I just saw the pics of Austin and director Gregor Jordan at The Informers screening. You all probably know this but Gregor Jordan was a very close friend of Heath's...
Small Hollywood.
I know about "Ned Kelly", but had no idea that Heath and Gregor Jordan were close.
I think Gregor was one of the persons responsible for the creation of the Heath Ledger scholarship for the Australians in Film foundation (that awards dinner Heath's family went to when they were in LA for the Oscars). I believe Abbie Cornish went to this last year with Ryan (his first public photo op with him as a couple).
Gregor was also in Heath's production company/artist collective, The Masses.
Thanks for info, 9:34 AM.
Gregor Jordan also directed "two hands" with Heath.
"Attendees included celebrity presenters Jake Gyllenhaal, Wilmer Valderrama and former MTV Host, Xzibit, and City Controller-Elect Wendy Greuel, and other elected officials."
Awww!
Gregor Jordan and Heath - nice to hear that Aussie boys kept together :)
I sometimes wonder if it wouldn't do Jake a world of good, professionally and personally, to get involved in an artist collective like the Masses.
The question is - is Jake interested in other art projects?
What a Toothy smile. But I think he should get otoplasty, like Brad.
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"What a Toothy smile."
Wow, you are right :)
But I think he should get otoplasty, like Brad.
*** What? I'm a natural beauty.
"The question is - is Jake interested in other art projects?"
Art is great, supporting organisations like LA Conservation Corps is good, too.
The Masses is for people without parents in the business to prop one up. So no, it's not for Jake.
11:20, That's just silly.
Jake's parents don't have as much power anymore in the business. I wonder what went wrong?
11:20 AM, parents in the business have nothing to do with it.
BTW, I don't think parents can help Jake with projects he's interested in.
Good stuff, thanks for all the positive info! :)
"Jake's parents don't have as much power anymore in the business."
Time flies, people can't hold same positions forever. President Clinton is Ex President, no one remembers that Michelle Pfeiffer used to be a big star, ... sigh.
^^True.
"I don't think parents can help Jake with projects he's interested in."
Thank God, I'm still young and beautiful!
What's the difference between the people with connections (Jake) and the people with talent (The Masses)? None.
Jake is talented.
Remember Tory Spelling's father? All connections in the world couldn't turn her into a good actress.
"Jake is talented."
Yes Jake is a solid actort. I think he can have a decent future in movie business. But there are many young artists who are also very talented even more talented but don't have anyone in the business to make the entrance easier.
Easier entrance helps a lot, but doesn’t guarantee anything.
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