Tuesday 14 April 2009

10 Reasons a Bike is Better than a Boyfriend

Jake Gyllenhaal and Austin Nichols
April 13, 2009


The top ten reasons a bike is better than a boyfriend:

10. He always follows your directions.

9. He doesn’t care if you ride more than one bike.

8. You can always add performance-enhanced upgrades.

7. He doesn’t complain about being tired if you want him to go faster.

6. It’s a good thing if he’s full of gas.

5. He naturally vibrates without extra accessories.

4. He only whines if something is actually wrong.

3. He can take you from zero to "Oh, my God! Oh my God!" in 3.4 seconds.

2. He doesn’t worry if his engine isn’t the biggest you’ve ever ridden.

1. You’re guaranteed to get off at least once at the end of every ride!

More photos: IHJ

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Stephen said...

Oh, God.

Maggie said...

Sam Mendes to open film festival

The Edinburgh International Film Festival will open with the premiere of a film by Oscar-winning director Sam Mendes, it has been announced.

The 63rd EIFF, which will run from 17 to 28 June, will begin with Mendes's latest offering Away we go. The 43-year-old, who is married to actress Kate Winslet, won the best director Oscar in 2000 for his film American Beauty. The full programme for the festival will be released next month.

"Away we go" follows the journey across contemporary America of an expectant couple, as they travel in search of the perfect place to put down roots and raise their family. Several of the film's stars, including Jeff Daniels, Maggie Gyllenhaal and John Krasinski (star of the US version of The Office), are expected to accompany Mendes to the Opening Gala on 17 June.

EIFF artistic director Hannah McGill, said: "We're absolutely delighted to open the festival with a wonderful film that marks a distinct change of pace for one of Britain's most celebrated contemporary directors, Sam Mendes.

"Away we go is the perfect Opening Night for Edinburgh: funny, positive and smart, and a film I'm incredibly proud to present to our audiences."

Mendes said: "I was last in Edinburgh in 1987 at the Fringe, and most nights the cast outnumbered the audience. So I'm really looking forward to returning - hopefully to a full house."

BBC

Anonymous said...

"and half an hour later
the score rose from 99 to 105"

Now how much of this is poetic license?

Amazon.com launches "gay" Kindle to make up for "glitch" said...

In the wake of Amazon.com's recent disastrous "glitch" which resulted in thousands of gay and lesbian books and authors being stripped of their sales rankings and removed from search results, the online retailer has announced they're launching new versions of the Kindle for LGBT customers, "to show our gay and lesbian customers we truly have our ham-handed fist on the pulse of gay America," said Amazon.com spokesperson Drew Herdener.

The Gay Kindle will debut later this year, and AfterElton.com was able to secure a sneak peak at the product.

There will be some new enhancements to this version, as well, including the insertion of "Hey, Girlfriend!" at the beginning of all Text to Voice narrations. And to further demonstrate the company is in touch with their gay customers, the gay Kindle will also filter out all books about sports, hunting and anything mechanical because Amazon "understands our gay male customers aren't interested in that stuff."

Amazon.com will also be debuting a limited collection of fashionable Kindle covers designed specifically for the Gay Kindle:

The Mankini Cover
The Chaps Cover
The Leather-Bound Brokeback Mountain Cover

See the Lesbian Kindle here.

Asked if Amazon.com is planning to ever actually apologize to their gay and lesbian customers for the "glitch," Herdener said brightly, "no, but we did donate to the Yes on Prop. 8 campaign!"

EDITOR'S UPDATE: After we published this piece, Herdener contacted us to clarify that the company actually intended to donate to the No on Prop 8. campaign, but there was "a glitch in our information flow that misdirected our funds to the opposing side." No further explanation or apology is expected.

Note: This is one of a series of satirical blog posts about entertainment.

Gay Kindle

Anonymous said...

"There was a Child
who heard from another Child
that if you masturbate 100 times it kills you."

A and J are a coupla world class wankers, that for sure.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if Jake slept with many people?

12 Reasons It's Better to Be Gay said...

1. The Sex.

By far, the best part about being a gay dude is that sex is totally easy. I know this sort of propagates the whole 'gay men are sluts' meme, but it's the god's honest truth. Men like sex and so, stick two of us together and sex comes pretty easily. It's a fact of life that lots of gay men, meet, hook-up and become friends and when we tell this to our straight friends, they're very jealous.

Ted said...

Dear Ted:
About your Twilight business, I'd like to contribute although I cannot confirm any of these things—this is what I've been hearing. Maybe you can run it by your sources? So basically what I'm hearing is that Nikki Reed has befriended the main paparazzi that works for CTV (who gives all of his stuff to Lainey). In exchange for gossip/photo ops/times and places to get photos the paparazzi only takes positive photos and says good things about Nikki. So this Nikki and Rob rumor? Most likely started by Nikki herself.
—Anonymous

Dear Not Buying It:
You're not the first to spill about this, trust.

Ted said...

Dear Ted:
You really know how to create a riot on certain sites with your cryptic Toothy comments. Here is my guess: Are Toothy Tile and Grey Goose Supernatural boys Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles?
—Paula

Dear Decoder:
You've got the wrong boys, sorry babe. Think slightly less supposedly angelic, but just slightly.

Ted said...

Dear Ted:
This is a serious question so I expect a serious answer. You yourself have said that Toothy is firmly cemented in the closet. I also think that all hope is gone and that Toothy will never come out. So why do you keep the Toothy Tile saga alive? Is it that you're afraid you will lose too many readers or a more personal reason? I would love to hear an honest answer.
—A heartbroken Toothy fan

Dear Tears for Tooth:
Because Toothy's decided this is far from over, not I, trust.

AT

Ted said...

Dear Ted:
I've been on vacation with no access to the Internet and I really needed my Ted fix. Now that the Mel Gibson divorce is public, is he Grey Goose?
—Strayerch

Dear Det. Demented:
How much tequila did you have on that trip?

Anonymous said...

^^ :)

Anonymous said...

Lol, love the After Elton Amazon mock up!

Wouldn't you just fucking die every time you clicked on the gay link to be met with "hey guuurlfriend!". I'd throw my computer out the chuffing window!

Anonymous said...

LOL!

Anonymous said...

Did the letter writer really expect Ted to own up to any kind of manipulation on his part? Or to maybe not really knowing what's going on? The Toothy saga brings hits to Ted's site and he knows this. He is not about to let it go. So, why not imply that there may still be a chance for Jake to come out. Keep the bait dangling.

Anonymous said...

You all do know that Ted gave a shout out recently to Lainey. He likes her. She believe Jake is gay. I am not sure what to make of that.

Anonymous said...

^^IA.

10:05 AM # 2 said...

I replied to 10:02.

Anonymous said...

"You all do know that Ted gave a shout out recently to Lainey. He likes her. She believe Jake is gay. I am not sure what to make of that."

First, I know he gave her a shout out. Second, she doesn't believe Jake is gay. She thinks he and Reese are for real, but admits they are famewhores, especially Reese.

Anonymous said...

I think Lainey is a babbler - she knows Jake is gay, but won't admit it! lol

Anonymous said...

You all do know that Ted gave a shout out recently to Lainey. --- What did Ted say?

Anonymous said...

"What did Ted say?"

I'll try to find it and then I'll post it.

10:14 AM said...

Thanks.

Anonymous said...

"Or is that all total crap like one of our usually fave gossipers, Lainey, is dishing. This babe loves to call out people’s bull (it’s why we heart her); we just don’t get why she and many others are getting sucked into this Nikki and Rob romance."

Ted

Anonymous said...

"Thanks."

You're welcome. I posted Ted's quote above. :)

Anonymous said...

Thanks 10:28 AM.

Ted is just being a gentleman - "Lainey is one of our usually fave gossipers, but ..."

Anonymous said...

Did the letter writer really expect Ted to own up to any kind of manipulation on his part? Or to maybe not really knowing what's going on? The Toothy saga brings hits to Ted's site and he knows this. He is not about to let it go. So, why not imply that there may still be a chance for Jake to come out. Keep the bait dangling. ************* I don't get it - why people think Ted should drop TT ?!?

1. Jake is still a celebrity
2. Jake is still gay
3. Jake is still closeted
4. Jake and Grey Goose might still be together.

So Ted shouldn't gossip about TT/Jake because Jake might never come out?

Anonymous said...

^^Since Jake most likely won't come out as either gay or bisexual, Ted's BI's are nothing but entertainment. He can write them or not, but he'll keep on writing, because TT seems still interesting to his readers.

confused said...

What would Ted's TT blind items be if Jake comes out as gay next week?

Anonymous said...

10:37, there was no particular reason to mention Lainey. That wasn't about Ted being a gentlemen. There are plenty of gossip sites, and he singled her out. And she has asserted that Jake is straight, but considers him and Reese ( and most of Hollywood really) famewhores.

Anonymous said...

^^I think his BI's give TBers hope Jake'll come out soon. I mean things like "Because Toothy's decided this is far from over, not I, trust." It gives hope to die hard TBers, I think.
I do think Jake is TT, I believe he dated Austin, I'm not sure, however, if it's still going on or if they remained just friends. I don't believe everything Ted says, I read his BI's for entertainment now. And I very much doubt that Jake will ever come out of the closet as gay or bi anytime soon. Maybe when he's old and grey and in retirement.

Anonymous said...

With Reeke the only thing Jake has come out as is faux.

Anonymous said...

^^I agree with that.

Anonymous said...

Ted also said this about Lainey:

December 9, 2008

Dear Ted:
Why do you have links to sites like Perez Hilton, Just Jared and Lainey Gossip? I think all of them are going with the PR flow. For example, they all pimp Jake and Reese, nonstop, as a hot, real couple! Nobody with legitimate gossip could do that.
—Martha

Dear Bought and Paid For:
True, but they do have a delish mix of legit stuff, too.

Anonymous said...

"10:37, there was no particular reason to mention Lainey. That wasn't about Ted being a gentlemen. There are plenty of gossip sites, and he singled her out. And she has asserted that Jake is straight, but considers him and Reese ( and most of Hollywood really) famewhores."

Yes, there was a particular reason to mention Lainey.
Ted was making a point about Nikki and Rob romance and Lainey is very involved with that gossip (see today's 9:47 AM #1 Ted post).

Lainey is too PR friendly to mention the truth about Reese The Beard and Jake The Gay.

Anonymous said...

But Lainey has no problem calling out Tom Cruise or John Travolta. She calls Tom the "GMD" (Gay Midget Dwarf).

Does anyone know why she has no problems calling out some celebs on "the gay" and not others?

Anonymous said...

Lainey hates Ryan P - a reason enough to promote Reeke.

Anonymous said...

Lainey also likes Reese The Publicity Whore and Bitch Witherspoon.

Anonymous said...

"Jake in August 2006 having a fake tatoo on his right arm for the casting of (then) Fincher project Torso:

tatoo

April 14, 2009 6:07 PM"

D'oh!! I finally recognize what the tatoo says -- T O R S O ! :D

Thanks for the info 6:07 :-)

Anonymous said...

"I think his BI's give TBers hope Jake'll come out soon. I mean things like "Because Toothy's decided this is far from over, not I, trust." It gives hope to die hard TBers, I think."

I remember DL post about a celebrity who decided to come out. Handlers and family organized an intervention and talked him out of it. The poster didn't mention names, just that he was there and that celebrity in question gave him "Et tu, Brute" stare.

Anonymous said...

"I wonder if Jake slept with many people?"

I think not as many as he would like!

2007
Q: The first time we interviewed you, you talked about not having enough sex...
Jake: Are you offering or what? (Laughter)

Q: You talked freely during that interview. You have become a star since. So, has your sex life changed?
Jake: I’ve become an ascetic—I live in a cave now. That’s why I am growing a beard. I have no sex, so I’m much more interesting!

Dlisted said...

Give it to him, Zac! Smack that ass! Show him how pretty pretty princesses do it!

Anonymous said...

"Did the letter writer really expect Ted to own up to any kind of manipulation on his part?"

What manipulation? Why wouldn't Ted keep the Toothy Tile saga alive?

Anonymous said...

Because Jake is alive. (contrary to some assessments that the closet is not a life)

Jake said...

What?
You didn't see the stuff I keep in my closet!

Anonymous said...

I think Ted's response is due to the recent pictures of J&A biking together.

It's funny how some posters here think Austin couldn't possibly be more than a friend. Even the babblers don't buy that. When Jake is seen people like Mike White GB carries on quite a bit about how Jake being out with friends, how good he looks, etc. But they can't bring themselves to do the same thing when he's with Austin. Very telling.

Anonymous said...

I keep repeating it - babblers are't teenagers, they are fans for a long time, they know Jake is gay.

Anonymous said...

^^Making the rounds to stir. Ignore.

Anonymous said...

Babblers are closeted fans! lol

1:29 PM said...

Stir what?

Anonymous said...

Did you know that Reese is a friend of Mike White? When he and his Dad were eliminated from AR, there was an online interview with him on tvguide.com and he mentioned it. She also mentioned last year that a writer friend was going to be on the AR.

Chris was in Ojai the weekend of her birthday,just a few thoughts.

Most of online Jake fans are white, middle-age women who are into slash with a few straight fangirls and gay men thrown in.

The rest of America could care less about him unless he is with Reese.

PS: Jake hgets paid to wear all that Nike/Livestrong stuff as well As Reese, note the Nike gear she is wearing in the baseball pics. Jake has always worn Nike for the most part but he is in over drives lately.

Anonymous said...

"Did you know that Reese is a friend of Mike White?"
LOL!

"Chris was in Ojai the weekend of her birthday,just a few thoughts."
LOL!
Chris: The Rome Sustainable Food Project held a fundraiser in Ojai last saturday. We cooked with beautiful spring ingredients.

The world isn't ruled by the chin.

lol said...

The woman who sent a death threat to David Caruso after writing him around 100 letters asking for his autograph has been sentenced to seven months in jail by an Austrian court. [Yahoo]

Zac and Rock said...

Zac Efron might star in a film based on classic animated TV show Jonny Quest, even though Jonny was 11 years old. In talks to play Race Bannon, the brawny dude from the show? Dwyane "The Rock" Johnson. [LA Times]

Anonymous said...

"woman sent a death threat to David Caruso after writing him around 100 letters asking for his autograph"

No more Mrs Nice Fan! lol

Anonymous said...

Jake hgets paid to wear all that Nike/Livestrong stuff as well As Reese, note the Nike gear she is wearing in the baseball pics. Jake has always worn Nike for the most part but he is in over drives lately.And you know this how? And if Jake gets paid to wear Nike then I guess he asked them for clothes for Austin too.

Most of online Jake fans are white, middle-age women who are into slash with a few straight fangirls and gay men thrown in.Actually, I think you're describing the tabloid readers, the ones who like to dream of having Reese's life but really don't have much interest in going to the movies.

Anonymous said...

^What is up with blogger?

Anonymous said...

Duh! Babblers know everything! lol

Anonymous said...

Blogger is broken!

Newline/carriage return after formatted text (italic, bold, links) is ignored.

Anonymous said...

DAVID CARUSO HAD A STALKER???!!!!


i wonder if Jake has one as well, with all those midle age straight women that enjoy gay slash. I mean, the profile of that kind of fan suits to stalking manners but... a D.Caruso's stalker? How is it like?

Anonymous said...

Poor woman just wanted Caruso's autograph!

Anonymous said...

"I mean, the profile of that kind of fan suits to stalking manners"

Yeah, right.

BBMt slash reader To Do list:
1. feed cats
2. water plants
3. stalk JG.

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Anonymous said...

2:16 PM

Babbler, go home.

Anonymous said...

Stupid babblers are bored again.

Anonymous said...

I think Jake needn't worry, he's safe - nobody has enough interest in him anymore. Ha!

no stalkers said...

Every Cloud Has A Silver Lining!

The Homoerotic Heineken Ad That Bursts With … Enthusiasm said...

These four model types can sing about loving ladies all they want, but unbeknownst to them Heineken created a terrifically gay Dutch ad for cider brand Jillz. Which sounds like "jizz."

Which is exactly what the clip of the bursting bottles intones. Drink up.

Jillz!

TMZ said...

Jake G. Uses Protection

Jake Gyllenhaal has used the strong arm of the law -- again -- to fend off the paparazzi.

Jakie G. flagged down a Santa Monica cop for the second time in two weeks, complaining the pappers were on his tail. Unclear what the motorcycle officer did, but Jake went on his not-so-merry way without further incident.

TMZ

Anonymous said...

Second time in two weeks? When was the first time?

Blabber Barrier #3 said...

BBMt slash reader To Do list:

1. feed cats
2. water plants
3. diet, exercise and look good
4. stalk JG.

discussion said...
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
Jake said...

I want only cute gay guys as stalkers, everyone else will be reported to the police!

Anonymous said...

He's in Santa Monica? Well, we know who lives in Santa Monica. He probably doesn't want the paps to hail him when he's in SM visiting guess who.

Anonymous said...

There's probably something/someone in Santa Monica he doesn't the paps to follow him to and get papped. Would he worry about the paps following him home in HW Hills, or to the Chin's community gate? No. Something else is going on, like a 2nd house or someone he's visiting.

Anonymous said...

Guess what, the last bike pics are gone from IHJ.

Anonymous said...

^^^^Gone from IHJ gallery.

Anonymous said...

"I think not as many as he would like!

2007
Q: The first time we interviewed you, you talked about not having enough sex...
Jake: Are you offering or what? (Laughter)

Q: You talked freely during that interview. You have become a star since. So, has your sex life changed?
Jake: I’ve become an ascetic—I live in a cave now. That’s why I am growing a beard. I have no sex, so I’m much more interesting!"

I believe the first interview, as for the second, I bet he got more opportunities and used them when he became a "star". ;)

Anonymous said...

2:58 PM / Discussion,

Babbler doesn't care about the facts - Chris cooking in Ojai:

"As it so happens, at 1 PM next Saturday (21 March) in Ojai California the Academy celebrates the first two years of the Rome Sustainable Food Project by hosting a Garden Luncheon with Alice Waters and friends. This luncheon—one that is expected to be but the first in a series of such gatherings—also inaugurates a RSFP friends group. Tickets to the event itself are $250 per guest. And there are a range of other options for supporting this great initiative. Contact Jennifer Dudley at the American Academy for more information."

Rome Sustainable Food Project

Anonymous said...

Jakie G. flagged down a Santa Monica cop for the second time in two weeks, complaining the pappers were on his tail. ******* No kicking? No spitting? Jake is so vanilla these days.

Anonymous said...

"Guess what, the last bike pics are gone from IHJ."

What could be "wrong" with those pics?

Anonymous said...

"Gone from IHJ gallery."

So he requested them to be removed from IHJ? I wonder why?

Anonymous said...

The shoes/sandals with socks pics are gone from IHJ, too.

Anonymous said...

Posted on OMG

It looks like the TMZ story was done the day he was papped in the shoes/sandal "gym" pics, which are also missing from IHJ now.

Anonymous said...

Do you think someone else could have told the paps where Jake was going to be? not mentioning any names?

Anonymous said...

^^No. Why would she do that?

Anonymous said...

Maybe Jake flagged the cop because the paps were too close, and he was afraid of a possible accident.
It may not be any more complicated than that.

How do we know it was Jake that requested that the pictures be taken down? Did he or his pr request that the previous set be taken down?

PR said...

MEMO: ONLY pics of Mr. Gyllenhaal with Ms. Witherspoon, OR pics of Mr. Gyllenhaal and others but must be with a Witherspoon-affiliated person (children or immediate family*) or object (community gate) are allowed.

*no Witherspoon friends exist

Anonymous said...

^^I think it's crappy when actors dictate their sites what pics to post.

Michelle W. hired a lawyer to ask them to remove one private pic from inside her house. The poor hosts got so pissed off they closed the Williams Center. I think the hosts from IHJ are tolerant and nice.

Anonymous said...

I think the hosts from IHJ are tolerant and nice.

^

I'd only do that if i get some $$

otherwise, my site = my rules

Anonymous said...

"I'd only do that if i get some $$

otherwise, my site = my rules"

Absolutely!

Anonymous said...

Michelle W. hired a lawyer to ask them to remove one private pic from inside her house. The poor hosts got so pissed off they closed the Williams Center.


this was never proved, btw

The Management said...

MEMO: Please note our name change from IHJ to IHR&J, or for short IHR.

Anonymous said...

Michelle was right; sites should only post the most general of pics, nothing so personal as inside their home without permission. It might not be safe. People have to learn to put themselves in another's place. The star the fan devotes a site to is not an object, but a real person.

Anonymous said...

"this was never proved, btw"

It was, the host posted on IMDB to clarify what happened. She said she didn't know it was a pic from inside her house, she thought it was from an industry party. Yes she decided to close the site herself, but if MW didn't hire the lawyer and maybe contacted them herself and asked them nicely, they wouldn't have closed it.

Anonymous said...

That's just how it's done, it's business - using a third party to contact the site. Being nice has nothing to do with it, she doesn't have to ask anyone to remove pics of her.

Anonymous said...

3:44 PM, ok, but what was wrong with the biking pics and Jake leaving gym? Why remove those? The pics were taken outside. He is a famous person, he must expect that papz will probably be out there.

Anonymous said...

^^It's weird, I agree.

Anonymous said...

The girls from IHJ were probably asked to remove those pics. Seriously, they have absolutely no issues with or about Austin.

Anonymous said...

Does Jake really believe he can go biking with Austin (or any other male friend,for what it matters) and not to be papped or get gossip about it?

(my english sucks today,sorry)

Anonymous said...

What annoys me about Jake is when he needs the paparazzi, say when he has to promote something, he arranges ops, if he has nothing to promote, paparazzi bother him all of a sudden and he spits, kicks or asks police officers to step in. Sorry, but that's hypocritical!

Anonymous said...

^^^

Yes,well... all celebrities do that

but i agree they're full of BS!

Anonymous said...

"but i agree they're full of BS!"

They really are.

Anonymous said...

"The girls from IHJ were probably asked to remove those pics. Seriously, they have absolutely no issues with or about Austin."

I agree, if the problem had been the Austin pics they would've removed the one with Austin next to Jake, not the ones of him in the background with some other guy where you can’t even tell it’s him. He's just a black speck in those pics.

Anonymous said...

Looks like DCF and the mods are killing off the Heath thread and its fans.

Anonymous said...

Chucky strikes again, no?

Anonymous said...

But the one with Austin shows Reese's gated community entrance. Gotta show that Jake is living with Reese in Brentwood and he has a biking buddy.

Anonymous said...

Does Theresa still run a site for Heath? There really should be a site for him, the DC Heath people too.

Anonymous said...

"Looks like DCF and the mods are killing off the Heath thread and its fans."

Since I don't post on DCF anymore, I don't know what's going on. Care to explain what's going on on Heath's thread?

I left because it was ok accusing Heath of being a druggie, but it was not ok saying Jake may be gay.
I don't like the mods there.

Anonymous said...

4:11 PM Come on. Only Jake's and Reese's fans know these details, to everyone else (and how many do you think care?) they’re on some street. The pics were filed under Santa Monica anyway, not Brentwood.

Anonymous said...

"Does Theresa still run a site for Heath? There really should be a site for him, the DC Heath people too."

She used to run "HeathLedgerCentral", now she only has a Imaginarium support site, as far as I know.

Anonymous said...

"But the one with Austin shows Reese's gated community entrance."

Only babblers need that to be Brentwood, pictures are officially filed under Santa Monica (JJ, IHJ, ...)

'shipper said...

I'm ready to Bale on Jake; I can't stand this Reeking, and nothing else but Reeking. I also want to continue to discuss Heath and not be harassed. ;) I wish someone would start a site devoted to Heath's memory. I have seen a Dr. Parnassus site, don't know if it's Theresa's or not.

Anonymous said...

DCF - I remember DCF and JustJared among other sites were on fam. Gyllenhaal's shitlist. I don't get DCF mention, since they seem to cater to the "Jake is straight" crowd.

Anonymous said...

"fam. Gyllenhaal's shitlist"

We don't know anything about the Gyllenhaal's shitlist.
Was that Lainey or Cantara's shitlist?

Anonymous said...

4:26 PM, I think ennisjack.com or bettermost.com, even though BBM forums, have really nice Heath threads. As for fansites... "Heathbaby" used to be so great and they had a great forum, but the mod totally messed the site up (I think it was even better than IHJ).

Anonymous said...

"Was that Lainey or Cantara's shitlist?"

Cantara's.

Anonymous said...

Thanks, 4:35 pm. :)

Anonymous said...

"Thanks, 4:35 pm. :)"

You are welcome! :)

Anonymous said...

IHJ gallery pictures are back! lol

Anonymous said...

"I agree, if the problem had been the Austin pics they would've removed the one with Austin next to Jake"

I don't think the IHJ gals have a problem with Austin at all.

Anonymous said...

"IHJ gallery pictures are back! lol"

I noticed. I wonder why they were taken down temporarily? But it's good they are back, seems no one requested them to be taken down. And why would they anyway?

Anonymous said...

Hey IHJ webmaster, I know you posted here and on WFT: care to explain?

Anonymous said...

We bitched so much that Steph decided to post them again!

Anonymous said...

^^LOL. Thanks Steph! ;)

Anonymous said...

^^They probably figured it was best to let sleeping dogs lie. ;)

Anonymous said...

why posting the pics in the first place if they were going to be taken down later?

please, someone who knows the truth should explain this, at least anonymously :)

Anonymous said...

"Jakie G. flagged down a Santa Monica cop for the second time in two weeks, complaining the pappers were on his tail."

Is Jakie (only) girl's name?

Anonymous said...

"Jakie G. flagged down a Santa Monica cop for the second time in two weeks, complaining the pappers were on his tail."

Were TMZ paparazzi on his tail?
Or were TMZ paparazzi hanging out with the cop and some other paparazzi were after Jake?

Anonymous said...

DC forum is trying to kill the Heath thread since people were saying Jake's thread is dead and comparing it to Heath's, which has been growing steadily. Eyelashes used to be about 5 times more active than Heath's. Now Heath's has almost overtaken Jake's. Somehow some JIS/babbler types became the rulers at DC forum and killed all the fun. Censorship is rampant.

Anonymous said...

Unfuckingbelievable.

Anonymous said...

^^Frankly 5:47 PM, I'd rather Heath was still alive and no one posted on his DCF thread than him dead and his thread being busier than Jakes.
Reeke won't last forever and fans will come back. :)

Anonymous said...

IHJ added the pics with Jake talking with the police officer complaining about the paparazzi.

Anonymous said...

"Is Jakie (only) girl's name?"

LOL. Yes.

Anonymous said...

IHJ gallery

April 14 - Jake Talking With A Police Officer In Los Angeles

Anonymous said...

Didnt someone start a site for Heath and post the link here some time ago? I remember something like that. As much as i like Heath i think he should have his own site with his own fans, sorry but sometimes the discussion about him at WFT2 is too much. Before you say it, yup i know how to scroll.

DC forum is a sespool run by the stinky babblers, I don't visit there.

Anonymous said...

I agree that Heath should have his own site I think Heath fans are very dear, but somewhere else than in my face. And I dont know why Heath fans should want to take the kind of abuse they sometimes face on this site.

Anonymous said...

^^I don't get why Heath is brought up all the time. Like, someone is killing his thread in DC Forum, or comparing Heath's and Jake's forum there. Who cares about that?
I think these complaints about posts about him are tiring, I don't get the need bringing him up when everyone knows unnecessary fights will follow. Or is that what some want?

Anonymous said...

Heath was part of Jake's life and we discuss everything Jake. This is the right place for Jake and Heath fans.

Anonymous said...

^^That's where you're wrong, it's obviously not.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
But the one with Austin shows Reese's gated community entrance. Gotta show that Jake is living with Reese in Brentwood and he has a biking buddy.

This makes me wanna puke. There are probably 1 million gated communities in California. Show me one reason why we are to believe that this is where Reese lives. Maybe Jake lives in a gated community for crying out loud.

Anonymous said...

"Like, someone is killing his thread in DC Forum, or comparing Heath's and Jake's forum there. Who cares about that?"

I do, if you don't like it how about scrolling past?

Anonymous said...

"That's where you're wrong, it's obviously not."

Yes, it is. You can't please everyone.

Anonymous said...

"Like, someone is killing his thread in DC Forum, or comparing Heath's and Jake's forum there. Who cares about that?"

I do.

I don't have time to visit the rest of the fandom, so I'm grateful for reports about other sites and fans.

Anonymous said...

^^That's where you're wrong, it's obviously not."

I agree, its not. All this constant fighting only gets Heath and his fans trashed. Do you Heathens like that?

Anonymous said...

Please don't make things up, Jake gets "trashed" all the time, too.

Anonymous said...

"Heath was part of Jake's life and we discuss everything Jake. This is the right place for Jake and Heath fans."

Of course it is.

Anonymous said...

^Yes, but this is a Jake site dedicated to his gayness and he’s bearding. Why should Heath, who has done nothing wrong be trashed here? Hes not to blame his fans cant find a better place for discussion.

Anonymous said...

"Please don't make things up, Jake gets "trashed" all the time, too."

^Yes, but this is a Jake site dedicated to his gayness and he’s bearding. Why should Heath, who has done nothing wrong be trashed here? Hes not to blame his fans cant find a better place for discussion.

Anonymous said...

Heath is not trashed here - you can't expect all people to have the same opinion about him.

Anonymous said...

^I dont, I expect him to be discussed somewhere else, not on a Jake site.

6:57 PM said...

I have nothing against Heath by the way, just not here.

Anonymous said...

Heath was part of Jake's life and we discuss everything Jake. This is the right place for Jake and Heath fans.

Anonymous said...

To be fair Heath is mostly brought up in context with Jake. There's mostly speculation about the nature of their relationship.

Anonymous said...

^^It's either the godfather thing or "were they just friends or more".

Anonymous said...

"To be fair Heath is mostly brought up in context with Jake. There's mostly speculation about the nature of their relationship."

And cant you do that somewhere else? It gets tiring.

Anonymous said...

I've never seen pics or tribue videos or every news tid bit about Heath posted here. Most of the interest here in him is, did he fuck Jake. Even that seems to bother some posters here.

Anonymous said...

Everyone is free to discuss Jake 24x7.

Please don't try to spoil the fun for people who discuss Jake and Heath from time to time.

Anonymous said...

"Please don't try to spoil the fun for people who discuss Jake and Heath from time to time."

It's already spoiled.

Anonymous said...

Not for me. I love Jake & Heath discussions!

Anonymous said...

People who complain - why don't you discuss Jake right now?
Looks like trolling is more fun.

Anonymous said...

It's not spoiled for me either - I love the Jake and Heath discussions. But for more MAJOR discussion, like Dr. Parnassus coming up, his incredible Joker performance, his Oscar win, his other films, etc. etc. I just wondered if there was a place.

Anonymous said...

What gets tiresome for me is the endless Reeking - even if they are really involved, why not keep your private life private? I don't want to have to lose my lunch every day hearing about another sickeningly sweet rendevous of theirs. I hope it ends soon! :)

reposting for 7:18 PM said...

I think ennisjack.com or bettermost.com, even though BBM forums, have really nice Heath threads. As for fansites... "Heathbaby" used to be so great and they had a great forum, but the mod totally messed the site up (I think it was even better than IHJ).

Anonymous said...

Thank you - maybe even a TDK fansite, I'm absolutely crazy about that movie and everyone in it and associated with it, can't wait for a sequel.

Anonymous said...

The BBM forums are so boring, especially the Heath and Jake threads; nice and sweet but so vanilla.

... said...

The Imaginarium Of Dr. Parnassus Support Site and Forums

Anonymous said...

7:22 PM can people speculate about the nature of Jake and Heaths relationship there? If they can how about you J/H shippers go there. ;)

Anonymous said...

Thank you 7:28. :)

Anonymous said...

the godfather bit, the Jake's boner bit, the Reeke pix after Heath's death, did Jake or did Jake not go to the memorial service - did they fuck? were they friends, best friends, special friends, good friends, none of these - this goes on and on endlessly!

yeah I know how to scroll, but recently this went on for two days straight and I almost gave up on this site.

Anonymous said...

This is the place to discuss ALL Jake's relationships, friends, colleagues ... was, is and will be.

Anonymous said...

^^ :) What else would you discuss if you didn't have we Heathens around?

Anonymous said...

Complaining is easy.

Anonymous said...

" but recently this went on for two days straight and I almost gave up on this site."

Oh no, we wouldn't want that.

Anonymous said...

Someone should start a Jake/Heath site and then we'd all be happy. Any volunteers?

Anonymous said...

Alright then, let's stop complaining and talk about Jake. Where is he right now? With Reese? With Austin? Why is he in Santa Monica right now?

Anonymous said...

"Someone should start a Jake/Heath site and then we'd all be happy. Any volunteers?"

I doubt there are too many J/H shippers. It's not like Jake/Austin. There's a big following because of TT. Not many really believe Jake & Heath were more than friends.

Anonymous said...

^Then how about we settle that they were just colleagues, friends tops and end the discussion once and for all?

Anonymous said...

^^Fine with me.

Anonymous said...

Someone should start a Jake/Heath site and then we'd all be happy. Any volunteers?I'm actually considering it, but I didn't want to compete with anyone else's site. :)

Anonymous said...

"Then how about we settle that they were just colleagues, friends tops and end the discussion once and for all?"

How about we'll discuss it again when we'll feel like it?
Just like any other WFT2 subject?

Anonymous said...

Alright then, let's stop complaining and talk about Jake. Where is he right now? With Reese? With Austin? Why is he in Santa Monica right now?Maybe the cop arrested him for Reeking without a permit/license. Deserves a fine or 30 days in jail - no, wait . . . it's a sentence in itself. ;)

Anonymous said...

"Someone should start a Jake/Heath site and then we'd all be happy."

BBMt sites are Jake and Heath sites.
Jake/Heath is part of "Jake isn't straight" guerilla :)

Anonymous said...

"Maybe the cop arrested him for Reeking without a permit/license."

LOL!

crystal ball said...

"Alright then, let's stop complaining and talk about Jake. Where is he right now?"

At home, planning a dinner for Austin.

Anonymous said...

"Jake/Heath is part of "Jake isn't straight" guerilla :)"

How so, if they were just friends?

Anonymous said...

The jury is still out :)

Jake, Austin said...

Oh no, not the jury duty again!

Anonymous said...

It's interesting that they had jury duty so close together! :)

Anonymous said...

The jury is still out on what?

Anonymous said...

"It's interesting that they had jury duty so close together! :)"

Did you read OMG speculations about it?

Anonymous said...

"The jury is still out on what?"

Jake and Heath and Jake/Heath.

Anonymous said...

8:01 - yes, I did. :)

Anonymous said...

"Jake/Heath is part of "Jake isn't straight" guerilla :)"

How so, if they were just friends?"

There's no real speculation about their relationship on any Jake, Heath or BBM site. It's kind of a taboo topic. But I don't think that many believe in a RL Jake/Heath relationship anyway.

The truth is, most believe in a Jake/Austin romantic relationship. Either they were dating in the past or are still dating.

Austin said...

Austin has signed with One Tree Hill for 2 years. So he will definitely be back next season, and if the show lives on, he will be back for at least one more. Sophia Bush has also resigned from what I hear. So it looks like the Brooke/Julian relationship will keep growing!

austinnicholsfan.com

Anonymous said...

"Austin has signed with One Tree Hill for 2 years. "

Congrats. It's good his career is doing well.

Anonymous said...

Good for Austin! :)

Anonymous said...

"the Jake's boner bit"

Don't complain about that, if JiS crowd is reading this site and sees the pic, they can't claim Jake is 100% straight like they want to believe so desperately. ;)

Anonymous said...

"Did you read OMG speculations about it?"

What did they say?

Anonymous said...

i wonder if papa G posts here

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