Sunday, 3 August 2008

Wet Pants

August 1, 2008

Mischief Mavens
Toothy Tile's got some big-box (office) competition with a similarly closeted mega movie star who's awfully kinky by the pool—check it out in Blind Vice Friday! Plus, is Kate Hudson a divorcĂ©e in distress? Oh, mama, say it ain't so!

Drowning in Deceit
Crotch Uh-Lastic is the latest T-town lad to loosen his gay inhibitions—as long as he's at home by the pool with a damn-near porn script! Check it out in an all-wet, all-new Blind Vice!


July 31, 2008

One Draw-Strung-Out Blind Vice

Toothy Tile, doll-hon, you’ve met your homo match. ‘Cause there’s a new rising, closeted star in town (actually, he’s been rising for, like, ages now, but, whatev) who’s putting your clandestine, closeted—not to mention kinky!—ways to shame. Maybe you know him? Name’s Crotch Uh-Lastic. Ring a bell, babe? Thought so.

Now, keep in mind, Toothy and Crotch have never made a flick together, though they do both go in for the same roles rather often. Similar brooding thing going on. You know, that tough yet tangible, touchable, almost boyish loveliness, a little crusty on the sides, too. Know the type? Oh who cares about actor oeuvre, let’s get to the dirty part and oozing sex outta control, my little horn-hons!

So Crotch, like a lot of his hetero counterparts in this Biz, is all wrapped up in fantasy. Whereas Toothy likes it dangerous and out in the open—Hollywood parking lots, anybody?—Crotch prefers his assignations played out as if they were the plots of one of his artier flicks (he's had plenty). This is how the boy likes it: He chooses a stud, latest one being a straight—wink, wink, right—trainer who’s busy trying to get a modeling/acting/smoldering-look career going and asks him to come over to the Hollywood pad. Mr. U.-L. has an East Coast home, too, but the pool in his Hollywood hang is so much fun for game playing. The man-meat Crotch has selected is told, beforehand, to await his limo ride to the Hell-Ay house and, once he arrives, to head straight to the pool area, adorned with chaise lounges. On these tastefully tufted settees, like little lost Saks Fifth Avenue summer catalog lovelies, lay various box-cut (never Speedo, how Matthew McConaughey!) swim trunks.

Silently, oh so discreetly, the stud-for-hire is then told to take off all his clothes and put on any of the suits he likes, at which point Crotch struts out and the inevitable seduction, complete with end-of-the-show water works, begin. And Crotch can only get the ol’ equipment up and hosing, I’m told, if said scenario is pursued.

How damn exhausting. Whatever happened to a little sweat, not too much intrigue and even fewer props? Is that so old-fashioned? For Crotch, the answer would be yes.

And it ain't: Tobey Maguire, Topher Grace, Matthew McConaughey

Source: Ted Casablanca's Blind Spot, July 31, 2008

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Ted said...

A Whole New Girl

A.T. will be back and better-than-big-hair ever next week, starting Tuesday! Have a few surprises for you, all you goss badasses. So be there or be left out in the uncoiffed cold, just like Christopher Ciccone.

reminder said...

Posted on OMG

Any of those with extra spare change, remember one of the auction items at the Possible Dreams auction on MV is a visit with Jake on the set of the untitled Moon Project.

Possible Dreams Auction Monday August 4th

TAKE A TRIP TO THE MOON WITH DOUG LIMAN AND JAKE GYLLENHAAL…Count on gravity to keep you earthbound for an out-of-this-world VISIT TO THE SET of Bourne Director, DOUG LIMAN'S upcoming untitled movie about the colonization of the moon starring the Island's own JAKE GYLLENHAAL. The Lucky Dreamer and a guest will meet Doug and Jake for a photo op, and will also receive an autographed screenplay and two tickets to the premiere. Date to be determined.

And don't forget Ms.Jennifer Holiday will be singing her diva best that night at Outerland.

Anonymous said...

There was photo caption of the Jake pic staring at the guy in DC Forum where Reese asks "What do you see in him that you don't see in me?" and Jake says "My dick!"

LOL
DC spirit is still alive.

Anonymous said...

He and/or his people obviously do not want sexy as part of his image any more, but family man, and have gone to great lengths to promote that, either to offset gay rumors, because of PoP, or because it's true and they want to incorporate it into his image with as little damage as possible.

Reese is in charge of the fauxmance.
Reese needs "family man, obedient dog" Jake for her "strong and successful woman, great mother, family values" image.

Anonymous said...

^^She should know better than to rush into another marriage when she's got two children still adjusting, and he has no idea what he is getting into.

Anonymous said...

Huh? Why do you believe marriage rumors?

Anonymous said...

My heart sunk to the floor seeing him in Rome carrying Reese piggyback.

"Boy, you're gonna carry that weight a long time. . . "

Anonymous said...

Piggyback - I laughed my head off. I loved Jake's toothpick - so romantic. lol

Reese and her attempts to make them look "so in love" were pathetic and sooooo fake.

Anonymous said...

I thought Reeke is a fauxmance before Rome. After Rome pictures I was sure.

gone gay said...

Lindsay Lohan Tells L.A. Police Chief to Shut His Face

Even L.A. Police Chief William Bratton is keeping up on lesbian lovers Lindsay Lohan and DJ Samantha Ronson, and the couple would like him to kindly get them out of his dirty old mind. Bratton was explaining why he skipped a city task force meeting on curbing the paparazzi last week when he said, "If you notice, since Britney (Spears) started wearing clothes and behaving, Paris (Hilton) is out of town not bothering anybody, thank god; and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue." Now Linds and Sam are firing back at the meaty cop.

"'Police chiefs shouldn't get involved in everybody else's business or their personal lives. It's inappropriate,' Lohan told the photographers as she made her way through Los Angeles International Airport." "Ronson, 30, said in an update on her Facebook page that Bratton should 'talk less and do more.'

"At a news conference on Thursday, Bratton dismissed a reporter's question that his remark about Lohan was inappropriate. 'No one is more supportive of gay rights than I am,' he said." [Reuters]

Nice save there, Bratty!

http://gawker.com/5032398/lindsay-lohan-tells-la-police-chief-to-shut-his-face

Anonymous said...

Gawker comment:

"I remember this woman jesting that she hoped her son would turn out to be gay because that way he'd keep his room clean. Maybe that's what Bratton meant."

LOL

Anonymous said...

Witherspoon's pubicist told the Daily News on Sunday that her client is not engaged. A rep for Gyllenhaal could not be reached.

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/08/03/2008-08-03_are_reese_witherspoon_and_jake_gyllenhaa-1.html

Anonymous said...

^^^
"The couple, who have never publicly confirmed the nature of their relationship, met on the set of the 2006 thriller, "Rendition."

Not even NY Daily News bothers to check basic facts.

Anonymous said...

Witherspoon's pubicist told the Daily News on Sunday that her client is not engaged. A rep for Gyllenhaal could not be reached.

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/08/03/2008-08-03_are_reese_witherspoon_and_jake_gyllenhaa-1.html


Shiiiiit! That nose, mouth, chin, smile ... Reese looks disgusting in that picture.

Anonymous said...

Well obviously, Jake is entitled to be with whoever he wants to be with, marry whoever he wants to, and I don't dislike Reese, I think she's quite lovely & talented, and they do make a beautiful couple if it's true, but if their private life is so private, and gossip about it is frowned upon, why is it splashed all over the gossip magazines? I'm starting to link them together as a unit in my mind.

Anonymous said...

I think she's quite lovely & talented, and they do make a beautiful couple

Please, tell us you are joking. LOL

Anonymous said...

12:39 PM

Check out that NY Daily News pic of Reese. Her inside ugliness is showing.

Anonymous said...

If their private life is so private, and gossip about it is frowned upon, why is it splashed all over the gossip magazines?

Reeke is using gossip magazines, booked paparazzi and all other forms of PR from the start.

"Reeke is private" is just PR spin for silly fangirls and other clueless readers.
Don't forget that Reese's PR team is pushing fake classy image since the beginning of her career.

PoP said...

Posted on OMG

It makes Jake look like a schmuck to keep asking and she FINALLY says yes. In this PR Fairy Tale she is always going to be the pursued and he will be the one chasing her.

The Putz of Persia

Anonymous said...

"Reeke is private" is just PR spin for silly fangirls and other clueless readers.

I agree with you, and I no longer want to know about their private life, it's a complete turn-off and tiresome at this point!

Anonymous said...

I find this woman a total nightmare. Does she visit her mommy and daddy? where do they live? (did I read somewhere Charleston?) does she have siblings? do her kids visit g'parents or vice versa? says on her bio she loves to read and finds greatest bliss in bookstores. true, false or in the barrel?

nice family said...

On October 5, 2002, Reese Witherspoon’s older brother, John, was arrested after he entered a Nashville neighbor’s home and tried to undress and kiss a woman while she slept. John, 34, pled guilty to lesser charges, and according to his attorney, he “took her word for it,” because he was drunk and blacked out on the night in question. Reese, 31, helped her brother after he finished his two years on probation by making him her personal assistant on the ironically titled film Our Family Trouble.

Anonymous said...

"I think she's quite lovely & talented, and they do make a beautiful couple

Please, tell us you are joking. LOL"

I am not the anon who posted the coment above but i don't see why everybody should hate her here , it's not a anti reese site no?

Oh well i am not specially a fan but it feel good to see other opinion sometimes and not only the endlessly " she a bitch"

judygarland said...

If Jake was "bearding" with Michelle, would they get more sympathy.

Anonymous said...

"If Jake was "bearding" with Michelle, would they get more sympathy."

From me definitely. I think Jake would be a good father figure for Matilda who hasn't a father anymore. According to Ted and Lisa Jake said he, Heath and Michelle were close. But that was obvious, I always felt Anne was left out somehow.

Anonymous said...

That being said, I don't think Michelle would beard.

Anonymous said...

Oh well i am not specially a fan but it feel good to see other opinion sometimes and not only the endlessly " she a bitch"

But Reese Witherspoon IS a bitch. Those who know her confirmed it.

Anonymous said...

If Jake was "bearding" with Michelle, would they get more sympathy.

Probably true. :)

Anonymous said...

If Jake was "bearding" with Michelle, would they get more sympathy.

It's not just what you do, it's important how you do it.

Reeke is tacky.

Anonymous said...

Reeke is tacky.

ITA.

Anonymous said...

I feel sorry for R sometimes, but I swear, pictures of her screetch across my nerves like chalk on a blackboard.

Anonymous said...

I don't get this, what makes anyone think that Jake would make a great father figure for Matilda especially after the way he treated her dad's death publicly?
All I can say about Jake is that he's a liar and a fake who would do anything to get on top and that's no role model material as far as I'm concerned. I think Trevor will do just fine, if he was so close to Heath then he must be a great guy.

Anonymous said...

I feel sorry for R sometimes, but I swear, pictures of her screetch across my nerves like chalk on a blackboard.

Don't feel sorry for someone who earns 15-20 million dollars per film.

Anonymous said...

I never had any interest in Reese and I never even thought twice about her. She's always been one of those celebs who is nothing special. If you don't come on the Jake blogs for a few days you realize that Reeke is of no interest to the general public. Try it and you'll be amazed. The main purpose of Reeke is to make Jake look straight and to make Reese look as though she is a strong, sexy woman and not a woman who was publically dumped her by her husband for another woman. Reese was rather frumpy looking back when Ryan cheated on her. She's not a Halle Berry who can easily survive being cheated on by her spouse. People thought Halle's ex was crazy to cheat on her. I never read anyone who voiced that opinion about Ryan cheating on Reese. Most people didn't find it shocking because Reese was so beautiful or remarkable. They found it shocking because Reese had falsely been presenting them as one big happy family when there were obviously major problems in that relationship. Jake is now the pussy-whipped new bf who will be dumped by Reese when she realizes that the relationship just won't work for her. Then Jake will spend the next 2 or 3 years getting over Reese the same way he spent 2 or 3 years getting over Kirsten.

Anonymous said...

I don't get this, what makes anyone think that Jake would make a great father figure for Matilda especially after the way he treated her dad's death publicly?
All I can say about Jake is that he's a liar and a fake who would do anything to get on top and that's no role model material as far as I'm concerned. I think Trevor will do just fine, if he was so close to Heath then he must be a great guy.


I agree with almost everything you said, but I just want a constant father figure in her life, who'll be there for her, you know? I guess you are right that it seems Trevor will be the one. Jake's obviously very busy with Reese and her children and pimping out Gyllenspoon.

Anonymous said...

2:49 PM

LOL!

Jake and Reese have a business relationship. I bet Jake would be glad to get rid of her as soon as possible.

Anonymous said...

Jake would not make a good father figure at all. He's a big baby who's probably having a tantrum over PoP's year-long delay. He's going to have to work overtime to keep himslef in the tabloids until then. Neither of his upcoming films, Brothers or Nailed, will cause more than a blip on the movie/entertainment radar. Expect to be reeked ad nauseum. He's one actor who is now kwown for his relationship with Reese rather than for his acting ability. Some tabloid readers may now know his name but I bet they can't even name one film he's been in other than BBM. And my guess is that most of them never saw that movie.

Anonymous said...

Jake's obviously very busy with Reese and her children and pimping out Gyllenspoon.

Nanny is the only one busy with the kids. Jake is needed only for occasional photo opportunities.

Anonymous said...

2:54, guess you didn't get my point. I was being sarcastic about Jake taking 2-3 years to get over Reese. In other words, he'll be free from having to date a woman for 2-3 years.

2:54 PM said...

That was a provocation because I wasn't sure what you're saying :)

Anonymous said...

It's none of my business of course, but I still wouldn't think bearding with anyone is a good idea, but at least if it were Michelle, he could lend a shoulder to her, and as Matilda's godfather be a presence in her life too, which she may need. Reese's kids don't need Jake; in fact, he's another complication in their life. JMHO of course.

Anonymous said...

2:47 PM

Money can buy a lot of things but definitely not happiness, love or respect.

Anonymous said...

3:08, but bearding with an A lister who even has an Oscar in her bag is much better publicity than bearding with an (mostly) indi actress.

Anonymous said...

3:11 does anyone else here remember the Julia Roberts quote? I'll paraphrase, it's better crying in an expensive car than in a cheap car.

Anonymous said...

I agree with Julia Roberts. Julia who bought out her cameraman husband from his first wife.

But that does not change the fact that you can't buy happiness, love or respect.

Anonymous said...

"But Reese Witherspoon IS a bitch. Those who know her confirmed it."


Who ?

Anonymous said...

"From me definitely. I think Jake would be a good father figure for Matilda who hasn't a father anymore. According to Ted and Lisa Jake said he, Heath and Michelle were close. But that was obvious, I always felt Anne was left out somehow."


delirious !!! jake needs his own family , not to play daddy for mathilda!!!

Anonymous said...

...but bearding with an A lister who even has an Oscar in her bag is much better publicity than bearding with an (mostly) indi actress.

Not in this case. No one is impressed with her Oscar except Reese's fans and few fangirls.

Reeke publicity is more about Reese than Jake, Jake is used to make good publicity for Reese - he's "happy to be ball-less and do whatever Reese wants".

Anonymous said...

delirious !!! jake needs his own family , not to play daddy for mathilda!!!

But it's ok to play daddy for Ava and Deacon 3:33?

Anonymous said...

he will have kids someday for sure

Anonymous said...

So what?

Anonymous said...

delirious !!! jake needs his own family , not to play daddy for mathilda!!!

Hello? Reese's kids aren't his either, but he does have a real relationship with Matilda - he's supposed to be her godfather. Does he put in an appearance at all for her, or only with the very private Witherspoon-Phillipes?

Anonymous said...

he will have kids someday for sure

Of course he will, but he can still be there for his Godchild like he seems to be for Reese's kids. Some Jake fans are just too weird. Matilda, without "h" for your information, doesn't need him anyway. Heath's close friends seem to be there for her, who will also have their own kids some day and still be there for little M, I hope.

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Anonymous said...

"No but please try to separate jake from heath just a minute.
For god's sake it was just a movie, mathilda has trevor and it's enough!"

It's Matilda. Why seperate them? Heath made him the girl's godfather!
You're right though, she has Trevor, thank God for that.

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Anonymous said...

But it's ok to play daddy for Ava and Deacon 3:33?

LOL
Jake is playing "daddy" just for the photo opportunities.

Anonymous said...

^^Nobody here has a problem separating Jake and Heath - I know I never for a minute thought of them as anything more than the roles they played, and possibly good friends outside of that, but returning to their real lives as Heath and Jake after the film was over. I don't know where that idea has come from, other than a simple explanation for why some have an opinion they are entitled to about Jake's current arrangement, and seeming lack of caring about Heath and Matilda. Apparently you have a problem separating them, 2:40.

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Anonymous said...

Nonsense 3:46 PM. We can see from the Paris pictures that his interaction with kids is minimal.

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Anonymous said...

o gosh actors while filming get involved with one another, have sex, get crushes, etcetc., it's like war buddies, some relationships last, some dont.

esp a film like BBMt where everybody seemed to be on a kind of high that lasted a while after -





Jake's apparently never been able to let go of it, whatever it was for him.

Anonymous said...

Nonsense 3:46 PM. We can see from the Paris pictures that his interaction with kids is minimal.

I can't tell that from the pictures.

Anonymous said...

Jake's apparently never been able to let go of it, whatever it was for him.

Huh?

Anonymous said...

Reeke did a lousy job in Paris, most of the time they looked indifferent and indisposed.

Anonymous said...

3:54 PM, don't bother then. lol

Anonymous said...

IDK, but I think Jake likes the kids, especially Ava. It was cute how he picked her up and when she sat on his shoulders while watching the fireworks. I believe, of course I might be wrong, that Jake is part of their lives, despite this maybe being a bearding situation.

Anonymous said...

It is a bearding situation. Everybody likes kids, why wouldn't Jake like Reese's kids?

I think Jake and Reese are not particulary good friends, they seldom look like they are having good time together.

Anonymous said...

4:11 PM

Best London/Paris photo session. Ava wasn't smiling but Jake did - he looked amused by the fireworks.

Anonymous said...

IDK, but I think Jake likes the kids, especially Ava. It was cute how he picked her up and when she sat on his shoulders while watching the fireworks.

I agree, it was very sweet and adorable. I'm sure he will make a great dad someday. But reading about it constantly, and the ever-changing stories is having the opposite effect of what is intended, I think, like nails grating on a chalkboard. I'm just going to have to not read about it and just concentrate on his films.

Anonymous said...

Witherspoon's pubicist told the Daily News on Sunday that her client is not engaged. A rep for Gyllenhaal could not be reached.

That was quick.

Anonymous said...

4:48 PM

You are right. Reeke fiction and tabloid BS will bore me to death.

Anonymous said...

I'm just going to have to not read about it and just concentrate on his films.

Pilot: 1056 dicks! ... We haven't even began calculating blowjobs!

Jake and Jared in Highway

Anonymous said...

Hello! Now there's a more interesting subject. ;)

films said...

Feeling His Way

Jim Sheridan was 20 at the time, a philosophy major at University College in Dublin, Ireland. His family was eating itself up with grief and rage over the death of his younger brother, Frankie, three years earlier. His father was so devotionally focused on the memory of their departed saint that he mistreated the children who were still alive. Sheridan, the eldest son, traded blows with his father. Then he pulled a mirror from the wall and made his father confront his own face. “Look at yourself,” he shouted.

“I think that was the moment I became a filmmaker,” Sheridan recalls. “It was a melodramatic flourish, a weird act, but it’s what you do in films—a response to power that is not verbal but an action, a gesture.”
...

So performance is the key element in his art, but, he laughs, “I’m not even sure actors are directable. I think the more you know, the less you try to direct them. The more you just try to not impede.” The goal is to encourage spontaneous discovery in the act of making the film. Working with children on In America, he engaged them by letting them call “Action!” and “Cut!” With Daniel Day-Lewis (with whom he’s made three films), or Tobey Maguire, Jake Gyllenhaal and Natalie Portman in Brothers, his method of rehearsal is less about running lines than engaging in a Socratic back-and-forth, exploring what’s on the page with an open mind, asking and being asked about character and story points. He is extremely comfortable at being challenged.

“I invite a certain dissonance with the actor,” says Sheridan. “Most times, you want the actor to push back. Daniel is so focused, so organized that he’s like a balance for my chaos. He will just do it exactly the way I imagined it when I was writing, without having to ‘direct’ him. Natalie is a very classical actress, very sure of where she’s going—her only difficulty was her tremendous young age, being 26 years old and playing a mother of two, but she made the stretch. Tobey’s very controlled, a thinking actor. Great actors on film, you always know what they’re thinking. Jake’s a thinker too, but more like me, questioning everything, improvising. But actors generally have got to be allowed to push back, otherwise you’re just trying to fit them into a pictorial composition.”
...

Feeling His Way

Anonymous said...

They always seem to throw in Jake as an afterthought.

Anonymous said...

... his method of rehearsal is less about running lines than engaging in a Socratic back-and-forth, exploring what’s on the page with an open mind, asking and being asked about character and story points. He is extremely comfortable at being challenged.

I think Jim and Jake got along very well.

Anonymous said...

Feeling His Way

Is that Jake in the picture?

Anonymous said...

Great article, and I'm looking forward to Brothers very much. Love Jim Sheridan and Jake, and Tobey and Natalie. Sounds like a very creative process between director and actors. :)

Anonymous said...

Is Reese's father Jewish? I mean their name is Witherspoon.

Anonymous said...

Enough about Reese, who gives a shit about her and her family?

Anonymous said...

Well, I thought since Jake is Jewish they may have something in commen if her dad is too.

Anonymous said...

Enough about Reese, who gives a shit about her and her family?

Exactly, what's with all this talk about Reese and her kids, who cares about them?

Anonymous said...

I think it's tabloids brainwash effect.

JJ said...

Leonardo DiCaprio is Shirtless

Leonardo DiCaprio and actor pal Lukas Haas (pictured below) hang out together after commandeering a luxury yacht on Saturday around the island of Ibiza, Spain in the Mediterranean Sea.

The 33-year-old shirtless actor was seen puffing away at cancer sticks all day and taking in sights with his binoculars. MIA was on-and-off-again girlfriend Bar Refaeli–she’s been vacationing in France without Leo.

It was reported that Leo and his production company Appian Way are eyeing a big-screen remake of cult television series The Twilight Zone. In previous interviews, DiCaprio has cited the series as his favorite show.

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/08/03/leonardo-dicaprio-shirtless/

Anonymous said...

See, Dicaprio did it right. He checked himself a wannabe model who wishes for a career by dating a Hollywood star and Dicaprio can live his life as he pleases. If he's bearding, that's what I call a good beard. Jake are you reading this?

People Exclusive said...

Reese and Jake: We Are Not Engaged

Reps for Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are denying tabloid reports that the couple are engaged.

"They are not engaged, getting married or any of the reports," the reps tell PEOPLE exclusively, calling the reports "lies."

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20216665,00.html

Anonymous said...

Jake are you reading this?

Jake,

stop playing with Danny DeVito and read that post.

Anonymous said...

"They are not engaged, getting married or any of the reports," the reps tell PEOPLE exclusively, calling the reports "lies."

They're engaged. No, they are not. They are getting married. No, they are not.
Aren't they the most annoying probably fake twosome since Bennifer I?
Jake is making himself really unlikeable, this is not good. He should either find a new girlfriend or beard, PRONTO!!!

Anonymous said...

Oh look at that, Reeke managed to get their name in People the same night as we get a preview of the Brangelina twins.

Anonymous said...

7:26 PM...Right on.

Jake should not be in the same picture frame as that annoying, anal momster.

He's becoming Ben Affleck II, without the mitigating directorial cred. No edge anymore and every Reeke leak just makes him look more lame and pussy-whipped.
He needs to get off and OUT of friggin People magazine.

ONTD used to luv Jake. Now...the PoP delay was posted as "Future Box Office Bomb Delayed Until 2010."

Jake, honey, you need a ghey fling to get your mojo back!!!

transcendent acting said...

For anyone who's still cares about Jake's one-time buddy, respected critic Charles McNulty of the LA Times is Praising Heathus.

(I guess they are trying to placate the hordes who went ballistic after that Seattle writer, Eric someone, penned a hate valentine.)

"Ledger had the threatening spark that marks the best, and in "The Dark Knight" it's allowed to erupt into a magnificent flame. The proper response to such a gift, frustratingly short-lived as it was, is gratitude and awe."

Heath Ledger in 'Dark Knight': Bravo

Anonymous said...

"It makes Jake look like a schmuck to keep asking and she FINALLY says yes. In this PR Fairy Tale she is always going to be the pursued and he will be the one chasing her."

It doesn't make Jake look like a schmuck; it makes him look straight. What straight man wouldn't want to marry Reese, right? if he doesn''t want to marry her, then he must be gay.

This is such a broken record. They pulled this same stunt with Kirsten, ie. he purportedly asked repeatedly (which i doubt) and she said no. I'm convinced now, more than ever, that Jake is not only in a career rut, but he's been bearding, off and on, for years now.

More stupid non-rumors about marriage are just another sign that things are not going well in Wither-land. At this point, Reeke will do anything to keep their names in the tabloids because the respectable press won't touch them, and they're aren't booking great movie projects. But make no mistake about it; Jake is completely stuck now. Without Reese, there is no Pop. Period.

Anonymous said...

Brace yourselves for more disappointment. Neither Jake or Reese won at the Teen Choices Awards.

Don't know whether I can take all the bad news at once.

Anonymous said...

11:20 Thanks for posting. I personally will always love Heathus - I love calling him that by the way, it just fits. lol

Anonymous said...

ITA 12:09 AM

Anonymous said...

thanks for that article. It reminded me of what Maggie always says about working with Heath in TDK - how free he was as an actor. It makes me so sad to think about how even more brilliant Heath would have become as he got older. It's such a waste. :( Where are all the other good young actors? Ryan Gosling is the only one I can think of that can match Heath. There has to be more.

Anonymous said...

Where are all the other good young actors? Ryan Gosling is the only one I can think of that can match Heath.

IMO Heath was the best young actor, hands down, but I agree Ryan Gosling is very good, Michael Pitt and Paul Dano are also solid.

Anonymous said...

It doesn't make Jake look like a schmuck; it makes him look straight.

Bearding makes George and Leo look like straight men.
Bearding makes Jake look like straight ball-less putz.

Anonymous said...

Oh look at that, Reeke managed to get their name in People the same night as we get a preview of the Brangelina twins.

Ha, good planning is important!

Last week was Reeke week in People, including another proof that People magazine makes up sightings.

Anonymous said...

"Bearding makes George and Leo look like straight men.
Bearding makes Jake look like straight ball-less putz."

I agree. :(

Anonymous said...

Heath Ledger in 'Dark Knight': Bravo

"Heath Ledger's short legacy as a screen actor offers us enough evidence of the rarity of his talent. "Brokeback Mountain" may be the film that exposed to a wider audience the intensity of his dramatic commitment -- Ledger didn't simply impersonate a closeted cowboy, he showed us the shame and silence that had taken residence in Ennis Del Mar's sinews. But it's his turn as a terrorist clown in a menacing comic-book caper -- the last role he fully completed before his accidental overdose in January at age 28 -- that will seal his place among movie immortals."

Anonymous said...

Without Reese, there is no Pop. Period.

I don't think so.

Anonymous said...

Will people be interested in seeing a pussy-whipped actor playing PoP? This whole Reeke fiasco has weakened his image completely. The jokes are going to be cringe-inducing.

Anonymous said...

Jake should be with someone without children. When he has his own he'll have the responsibilities. Reese kids have their douch dad Ryan. I'm not mentioning Matilda, because many here seem to take the godfather thing a tad bit too seriously. Who here honestly has a close relationship with their Godparents?
I'm sure he keeps in touch and that's enough.
He's young, he should concentrate on his career and have fun, life is too short to play daddy for various kids that aren't his own.

Anonymous said...

As for the bearding issue. I don't think Michelle is a good option, she, well, not to sound insensitive, likes to go around. Know what I mean? It's good to have a beard who has not such a sex drive(otherwise it could come out that it's fake). In this aspect Reese is a good choice. ONTOH, Reese makes Jake look like a wimp and all the tabloid attention makes them annoying. Best would be he'd pull a Leo.

Anonymous said...

Neither Jake or Reese won at the Teen Choices Awards.

I still can't believe their PR thought it was a good idea to nominate them. Pathetic.

Anonymous said...

I think his so called bond with Reese's kids is only for show and his relationship with Matilda is non-existent. He's too self-involved and ambitious to have time for children. There's no doubt in my mind he loved Heath very much but that doesn't mean he cares about his little girl as well.

Michael K said...

"She only said yes because Jakey Poo kept throwing a tantrum every time she said no. He really, really wants to be a Christmas bride. Reese got sick of buying him a limited-edition Barbie as a "I'm sorry gift" every time she said no, so she just gave in.

Seriously though, I don't see them tying the knot anytime soon. Well, except for the knot on Jakey Poo's harness."

Dlisted

Anonymous said...

This whole godparent thing makes me laugh. How may people have godparents who were involved in their upbringing? It's really just an honorary title in many ways.

Anonymous said...

Michael K is hilarious. Unfortunately for Jake, MK's description fits perfectly. This relationship has made Jake a big joke.

Anonymous said...

This whole godparent thing makes me laugh. How may people have godparents who were involved in their upbringing? It's really just an honorary title in many ways.

IA.

Teen Choice Awards said...

Scissor Sisters

When I first saw these pictures of Covergirl Zac Efron and Gossip Girl Chace Crawford, I immediately asked, "Who's the top and who's the bottom?" That's a dumb dumb question, because obviously they're both bossy bottoms. They're both probably thinking, "What the hell am I going to do with this bitch?"
...
Here's more of Zac, Chace and something called a Vanessa Hudgens at the Teen Choice Awards last night.

Dlisted

Anonymous said...

Anne Hathaway' ex took nude pics of her:

Anne

This girl and her ex are such losers.

Anonymous said...

Link doesn't work. Here we go again:

Anne

Anonymous said...

We posted at the same time, I fixed it. :)

Anonymous said...

Anne Hathaway' ex took nude pics of her...

"Follieri is now in NY’s Metropolitan Correctional Center and the Enquirer notes that he has been unable to raise bail, which has been set at $21 million. He is an obvious flight risk considering the depths of his lies and his ties to Italy."

I hope they lock him up and throw away the key.

Anonymous said...

I bet she knew all along that he was a criminal, but she still enjoyed the money. She's a fake. No wonder Jake, Heath and Michelle left her out.

Anonymous said...

I bet she knew all along that he was a criminal, but she still enjoyed the money. She's a fake. No wonder Jake, Heath and Michelle left her out.

Yeah, because Jake is SO not a fake. LOL

Anonymous said...

Raffaello Follieri, 29, the chairman and chief executive of the Follieri Group, was charged in the 18-page complaint with persuading investors he had a special relationship with the Vatican and was consequently able to purchase church properties at below-market rates.

I don't think Anne knew.

... said...

OLSEN TO HEATH FEDS: LET'S DEAL

DEMANDS IMMUNITY FROM PROBERS

Pint-size actress Mary-Kate Olsen has refused to be interviewed by federal investigators probing the accidental drug death of her close friend Heath Ledger unless she receives immunity from prosecution, The Post has learned.

The actress' lawyer has repeatedly rebuffed attempts by the feds to question Olsen, who was the first person called after her masseuse discovered Ledger's body in his SoHo apartment in January.

Frustrated federal officials could obtain a grand-jury subpoena to compel the funky "Full House" actress to tell them whatever she knows about the "Dark Knight" star's behavior, his possible drug use and the events of that fateful morning, according to sources. Probers have interviewed everyone connected to Ledger and his death, including his doctors, the masseuse, bodyguards, housekeepers, business associates and even the mother of his 2-year-old daughter, Matilda, his "Brokeback Mountain" co-star Michelle Williams. "Ms. Williams was extremely nice and cooperative," a source said. Another added, "Everyone has been very eager to help, saying what a great guy Heath Ledger was, everyone except Mary-Kate, who has refused to speak."

Jan. 26: A Free Pass for Mary-Kate
Jan. 27: Mary-Kate's Team First at Apt.
Jan. 27: Four Days Later, Olsen Keeps Her Silence

That source explained that Olsen would be the final witness they need to conclude their investigation into where he got his drugs and medicines. Ledger - whose performance as the Joker in "The Dark Knight" has ignited Oscar buzz - died of a potent cocktail of prescription drugs and OxyContin, the latter of which was likely obtained illegally. His death was ruled an accidental drug overdose by the medical examiner.

And NYPD investigators closed their probe without interviewing Olsen because, they said, they got all the cooperation they needed from others. That decision, however, surprised some observers, considering Olsen's role as a potential witness. Instead of calling emergency responders after getting the call from her masseuse, Olsen telephoned her bodyguards in the Big Apple, telling them to race to Ledger's Broome Street home, where they arrived just as paramedics got to the scene. The US Drug Enforcement Administration, which opened an investigation to determine the sources of Ledger's drugs, was not as sanguine as the NYPD about talking to the 4-foot-11, 90-pound Olsen.

The feds contacted her lawyer, Michael Miller, several times recently seeking her cooperation, but Miller has told the feds Olsen won't be interviewed unless she gets immunity, exercising her constitutional rights. According to sources, all of the drugs in Ledger's body and discovered nearby in prescription bottles were legally obtained from two physicians - with the exception of OxyContin, a powerful painkiller.

Investigators "are trying to ID the source of the OxyContin," a source said. "Did it come from a dealer, from a friend? If he had a bottle from a friend, was it taken by someone else before police responded? That is what is trying to be determined." The DEA probers were also aggressive with the NYPD, the sources said, and were forced to threaten to obtain a grand-jury subpoena before getting the department's Ledger files.

An NYPD spokesman said the department never balked at handing over the files and did so after receiving a routine federal administrative subpoena. Asked whether he asked for immunity for his client, Olsen's lawyer said, "We are not going to comment on whether there is a criminal investigation," and declined to speak further. The sources said Ledger's employees reached out to Olsen because they panicked at finding his body and did not know what to do. As for the bodyguards, they claimed they responded only to offer help.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/08042008/news/regionalnews/olsen_to_heath_feds__lets_deal_122918.htm

Anonymous said...

Frustrated federal officials could obtain a grand-jury subpoena to compel the funky "Full House" actress to tell them whatever she knows.

I hope they do. I wondered if there was more than meets the eye with her about this. :'(

Anonymous said...

OLSEN TO HEATH FEDS: LET'S DEAL

Gawker, reader's comment:

"I don't know the law in New York, but in many states you can be charged with "culpable homicide" if you supply the drugs that lead to someone's death.

It's essentially a manslaughter charge and can carry heavy prison time.

Lots of states use it against dudes they know are dealers when they can't ever find a large enough stash at the dude's home to charge with possession with the intent to distribute. They find somone who OD recently and then find somone to testify that "yeah, dead dude got his drugs from that motherfucker."

I knew that working the crime/mayhem beat for Gannett New Jersey would come in handy someday!"

Anonymous said...

According to sources, all of the drugs in Ledger's body and discovered nearby in prescription bottles were legally obtained from two physicians - with the exception of OxyContin, a powerful painkiller.

Alright, so all the meds, except the Oxys were prescribed to him. Who gave him the Oxys? Why did he take them, was he addicted to them?

Anonymous said...

"I don't think Anne knew."

I think she knew.

Anonymous said...

MKO's reaction has been very strange, right from the start. She should have no problem cooperating in the interest of doing the right thing for a friend, but she only seemed to care about CHA. She might be uncomfortable talking to the Feds for a short time, yeah, but that's nothing compared to Heath being gone forever. :'(

Anonymous said...

Her lawyers wouldn't tell her to keep her mouth shut if she didn't have something to hide.

Anonymous said...

Why did he take them, was he addicted to them?

He had a spinal injury and pneumonia so he must've taken them for that.

Anonymous said...

He had a spinal injury and pneumonia so he must've taken them for that.

I know he had a spinal injury.
They found 2 sleeping pills, two anxiety pills and two painkillers in his body. All of them were legaly prescribed, except for the Oxycontin. Oxycontin wasn't prescribed to him, the other painkiller was probably because of his bad back, but why did he need the Oxys, did the pain get worse? Why didn't he go to a doc and tell him the prescribed painkiller doesn't help him anymore? You don't just take some random stuff given to you by friends, you go to a doctor.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, because Jake is SO not a fake. LOL

He at least isn't a criminal or isn't dating/bearding with a criminal.

Anonymous said...

The sad thing is Heath's death was so unneccessary. I'm pretty sure if he didn't mix the meds the took with the fucking Oxycnotin he'd be stil alive. I don't want to judge him, he's dead my God, and I don't know what was going on, but maybe he was really reckless.

Dlisted said...

FUCK! TMZ reports that 71-year-old Morgan Freeman was involved in a serious car accident in Mississippi late last night around 11:30. The one car accident happened near Ruleville, Miss. Morgan was airlifted from the scene of the accident to a hospital in Memphis, TN. TMZ claims booze was not a factor in the accident.

What is going on with the cast of "The Dark Knight"? It's like there's a dark cloud around them. Hurry! Get Aaron Eckhart, Michael Caine and Gary Oldman into the safe house!

Anonymous said...

I hope Morgan Freeman is going to be ok! :(

DianaRoss said...

Everyone here is preaching to the choir, so to speak. If you speak to Jake, what would you say? I know I wouldn't be able to speak.

Anonymous said...

I know I wouldn't be able to speak.

Why?

Anonymous said...

Everyone here is preaching to the choir, so to speak. If you speak to Jake, what would you say? I know I wouldn't be able to speak.

If his advisers are wise they realized that the thing with Reese isn't working so well for their client as they probably hoped it would. It's time to change something.

Anonymous said...

I think that in all fairness to and respect for Heath's memory, everything that can be done should be done to find out what happpened to him, if in fact it someone else contributed in any way. When I think of those precious minutes that were passing while the housekeeper, MKO and bodyguards were effing around figuring out what to do, maybe for their own best interests, I could cry. Maybe there was nothing that could be done. :(

Anonymous said...

If you speak to Jake, what would you say?

Jake, what on Earth is going on with you?
Have you lost your fucking mind? bla bla bla putz bla bla bla fucking beard bla bla bla fucking PR bla bla bla fucking joke bla bla bla ...

Something along those lines :)

Anonymous said...

LOL.

Anonymous said...

If I could talk to Jake:

I'd suggest an evening in Marakeesh smoking hashish with Sir Ben

Anonymous said...

From

independent.co.uk

I'm breathless and Heath Ledger is downright furious. He rips off his frilly clown hat and hurls it to the floor. It's a minute past midnight and the cameramen are looking at their watches and mumbling stuff about "the union". The director Terry Gilliam is beside himself too, as he scrambles around the set of The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus to persuade his mutinous crew to agree to one more take; but it's too late – the permit to film ran out at midnight, and pieces of equipment are already being hastily stashed into their silver flight-boxes, ready for the next job.


In a final attempt to salvage the situation, Heath joins Terry in petitioning them: "C'mon guys... Please! Just one more take... Just one more. I mean, c'mon, what difference is another 10 minutes going make?" But it's all in vain as they continue packing.

As it will transpire, the scene that's just been shot – a vile mob giving chase to Heath Ledger through the winding backstreets of London's East End – will be the last he'll ever shoot. I was a member of that mob; and in roughly 72 hours, Ledger's dead body will be found by his personal masseur in his loft apartment in New York City.

Nearly six months after his death, as the PR machine for The Dark Knight swings into gear, the actor will unavoidably be in the spotlight again; there's also a suggestion that he'll be nominated, posthumously, for the Best Supporting Actor Oscar, for his role as the Joker in that film.

The first time I saw a publicity still from the Batman film, it was a disconcerting experience: a live man, looking like a dead man already. Heath Ledger as the Joker, with lax, yellow hair, caved-in face, and smudged, blood-red lipstick, bright and colourful and terrible, like a Japanese water-demon, or something from a Corman horror. This image, loaded with ghostly resonances, speaks solely of death; and this is what I find strange, because in those last three days I worked with Heath, I encountered a man who was so full of life.


This was my first job as an extra, and on the first day, before I'd even had the chance to sit down and quaff a quick coffee, we were given our call and escorted down to the set: a tatty and forgotten pub in the heart of Clerkenwell – The Ring O Bells. Terry Gilliam was dashing about, a hand on his battered, suede cowboy hat, to stop it flying of his head; in his wake, a small retinue of production minions struggling to keep up with him. The willowy and strangely beautiful Lily Cole was making her way across the set, and as if from nowhere, a tall, thin figure appeared and pranced and jigged his way towards us – it was Heath and he was dressed up like some daft and dishevelled Pierrot doll.

"Jesus! Heath, you look crazier than a clown's cock!" I offered. He creased up with laughter.

"And.... CUT," shouted a distant voice; then "Good... Good... We'll go again in five..."

"That's hilarious," said Heath. "Where'd you get it from?"

"A film called Kenny," I told him. "A mockumentary about this guy who's got a Portaloo business in Melbourne".

"Oh, Jeez... I know the one you're talking about, it's got what-his-name in it? Shane Jacobson – that's it! *beep* I really must get to see it..."

And with that, Gilliam beckoned him over to the monitors. It was soon apparent that Heath was utterly immersed in this role and in this whole project. After each scene had been shot, he'd be running off to watch it played back, regardless of whether he had starred in it or not. He was so active on set that if he wasn't wearing such an outlandish costume, it would have been impossible to distinguish him from the any of the production team's top brass.

All the talk on the set of was of his performance as the Joker. The buzz was that once it was released, Heath would to be seen in a whole new light – as a "proper" actor, a "brilliant" actor, possibly. He would be massive – absolutely massive; and after what I'd seen of his work ethic on that first day, absolutely wasted too. '

The following day, I happened to arrive at the unit base at the same time that Heath and his PA pulled up in some outrageous super-car a certain German manufacturer had loaned him while he was staying in London. The roar of the engine drowned out my quick "Hello", so I nodded casually and walked straight past, headed for the catering truck.

I popped back after lunch to have another look at the car. As I inspected it, I noticed Heath sat on the steps of his trailer, a black hoodie pulled tight over his head, skinny black jeans and a pair of sneakers, and sucking on a fag as usual. After a minute or so, he wandered over, his PA lurking behind him carrying his Starbucks bucket and Camel fags. "So what d'you think of the car, mate?" he asked.

"I'm not too sure, cars aren't really my thing, but I know what Freud would say..." I replied.

"It's ridiculous isn't it? Talk about a cock-extension... Ha! It's fun, but not really my style," said Ledger. But he seemed a bit uneasy and broke off the chat, saying something to his PA. They wandered back to his trailer together.

Back on set, Terry and Heath were soon having another of their private conversations. It was hard to tell who was directing who. I shimmied closer, only to overhear some scurrilous gossip about Tom Cruise. Heath eventually broke off and came over to ask if any of us had seen the new film about Joy Division – Anton Corbijn's Control: "Their music's amazing!"

On the final day of filming, Saturday 19 January, there were guns and explosions and violence on set. There were arguments, and a bad vibe descended on the pub. Heath himself no longer looked like a clown. He was dirty, wired and manic: he hadn't stopped for three days – kicking about the set whether or not he was due to shoot a scene. He'd be there when I arrived and after I'd gone. And I was doing a 10-hour shift. When he wasn't on set he was back in his hotel room reading or watching some of the Oscar-nominated movies that, as a member of the Academy, he'd be asked to vote on.

He'd been throwing himself around a lot, doing his own stunts, take after take – attempting to lob himself on to the "Imaginarium", a horse-drawn, travelling sideshow, decorated with a series of Gilliam's own hallucinogenic graphic confections – sometimes succeeding, sometimes failing.


It was common knowledge on set that he had a spinal injury and that he was on some hefty medication for it. Late in the day, with shooting behind schedule, Heath's back was playing up. He lay prostrate on the cobbles between the pub and the Imaginarium doing his Alexander Technique exercises, motionless, his eyes shut tight. As I walked past I nearly tripped over one of his elongated clown shoes.

"You all right, Heath?" I asked.

"Yeah. I will be in few minutes..."

"I thought you'd snuffed it there," I said, trying to raise a laugh. Heath just closed his eyes. Once he had recovered, the filming resumed; Ledger pursued by an angry, drunken mob, all baying for his blood. Incendiary devices were popping everywhere, fired from a blunderbuss by Verne Troyer, the 2'8" actor who played Mini Me in the Austin Powers films. And this is the last scene Heath Ledger ever shot; it reached midnight and the union curfew kicked in.

By the time Heath and Terry calmed down, the set had thinned out dramatically. Heath walked around, thanking and hugging people, then came over to us few extras who were still left and thanked us and began walking off. I walked after him to ask if he was going to stay and have a few drinks.

"Sorry, but I'm on the wagon... have been for about 17 months now," he said, mock-triumphantly

"Oh... nice one!" I replied, somewhat tongue-tied.

"Cheers, mate" he said before turning and sloping off despondently up the narrow lane back towards unit base and his warm trailer. "Bye Heath..."

The following Tuesday, at about 8pm, I received a text-message from my sister, who I'd been keeping in the loop regarding my adventures on Doctor Parnassus. In that dull and toneless medium, and in the truncated vernacular of text-speak, it read: "Wot sort of effect do u have on people? U no that actor u were workin with... they found him dead!"

It took a while to register, then I turned on the radio and, within seconds of finding a news station, her message was legitimised: "Heath Ledger... found dead... being treated as a possible suicide... slumped on the floor of his loft-apartment in New York..." I called a couple of other extras to find out if they knew what was going on. All they knew was what I knew: Heath was dead – the circumstances open to speculation. They all expressed a sense of shock and loss. Some wept.

As I sit here, looking at his picture, I still really don't know what to say about Heath Ledger. All I can add to what's already been said is my imperfect but valid little story: the story of a man whom I met, but whom I never really knew; the story of a man who I worked with for just three days but left one of those indefinable imprints that make you feel you've known someone a lot longer.

My image of Heath is of a man envisioning a life rather than a death; of an actor deeply committed to his art – perhaps to such a degree that it contributed to his undoing. But looking back at my time on set, I also see strange portents of his demise: there was even a moment when one of the extras, a devout Christian, began reading aloud from The Revelation of St John. And after our conversation about Joy Division, whenever I think of Heath, I'm reminded of the band's lead singer, Ian Curtis – another young man with immense energy stubbed out in his prime. Heath would have liked such a comparison, I think.

This wasn't how the movie was supposed to end; I was shocked, I still am; but then, what do I know? I was just an extra.

The writer's name has been changed for the sake of anonymity. 'The Dark Knight' (12A) goes on release in the UK on 25 July

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Anonymous said...

I meant to make this part bold in the previous post, but I did italics. Sorry.

It was common knowledge on set that he had a spinal injury and that he was on some hefty medication for it.

Anonymous said...

12:40 Hey what happened to Danny Devito? I thought he was smoking hashish with Jake. Did Jake ditch him or was it the other way around? ;)

Danny DeVito said...

Ben, my man, you are more than welcome! As long as you keep your hands off Jakey.

Anonymous said...

12:44 PM Exactly.

ben the man said...

Danny, my little man, if I get him high enough (I might give him some whisky too ;) ) and he's willing, I can't promise anything. Sorry, buddy.

Anonymous said...

whiskey

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alfred molino said...

prick up your ears, Jake honey

Danny DeVito said...

Fuck.

Anonymous said...

Doubtful, 12:58 and 1:02. He wasn't anywhere near Heath when it happened. So any routine inquiry wouldn't hurt him or anyone else. I would never advise my son anything other than to do what he feels is right, ever. I'd never burden him with that. He should listen to his own voice and not those of others.

Anonymous said...

Huh? No all of a sudden it's ok that Jake didn't pay tribute? I'm glad that people like Naomi Watts, Michelle Williams or other who knew him or were friends did pay respect. I doubt Jake would have gotten in trouble for saying a few nice words.

fuck off jerks said...

Jake would have NOT gotten in trouble for saying a few nice words or spending time with Heath before his death.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Jake was advised to stay away because boyfriend has something to hide? Why else would he be scared to be questioned if he hasn't something to hide?
According to Ted he's a drug user himself.

Anonymous said...

^^Exactly. Some had to underscore the point of what's really important here - not tarnishing Reeke and the kids. :( Well, Reeke is tarnished big time IMO, but for their own reasons. If a person is ill, whatever the reason, it's nothing to back away from. Lying, phoniness, self-interest and apathy are worse character flaws than drug use, IMO. And Heath's death was ruled accidental anyway, from medications he was legally prescribed. Even if more does come out of it, so what. To be more concerned about public opinion than a sick friend is terrible. Heads must be exploding over the engagement/marriage retractions - especially calling the entire thing "lies".

Anonymous said...

Maybe Jake was advised to stay away because boyfriend has something to hide? Why else would he be scared to be questioned if he hasn't something to hide?

I thought about this too, I'm not saying it's the drugs but there's something very suspicious about his silence and complete avoidance of the issue. It does look like he has something to hide.

Anonymous said...

For God's Sake!

Police IS NOT going to interview people because they paid respect to Heath.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, my post at 1:22 was in response to the post at 1:12, from FOJ.

Anonymous said...

"One source said "Everyone has been very eager to help, saying what a great guy Heath Ledger was, everyone except Mary-Kate, who has refused to speak." Probers want to interview her about possible sources for the Oxycontin that lead to his death."

Anonymous said...

"For God's Sake!

Police IS NOT going to interview people because they paid respect to Heath."

LOL, exactly.

Anonymous said...

According to Ted he's a drug user himself.

To be fair, I think everyone in Hollywood is, or was a drug user. Or at least tried it out.

Anonymous said...

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/08/03/leonardo-dicaprio-shirtless/

Leo, so concerned for the environment, but can't live without his cigarettes.
He's a druggie and pretentous prick, at least he's a decent actor.

Mother Hen said...

Leo, darling, fags are bad for you.

Anonymous said...

Posted on OMG

Informers trailer (maybe NSFW)

Anonymous said...

Leo, darling, fags are bad for you.

Not just for him, but for the environment too, for which he "fights so hard". Talk about doing something for image.

1:22 said...

1:25 #1 ITA

Of course there’s no reason for police to question him because he didn't pay tribute (LOL!!), I misread 1:16 but my post still stands as far as looking like he has something to hide goes. JMO

Anonymous said...

That was 1:22 #2

Anonymous said...

Informers trailer (maybe NSFW)

WOW!

With a bit of naked Austin in action ;)

Anonymous said...

Im sure Jake met with Heath's family and paid his respects and committment, privately. But c'mon, people, don't be naive! Im sure neither the JG people nor Heath's people wanted any taint of homo feeling in this matter - besides, Aussies have a real conservative streak as well as Hollywood bullshit. Heath, even, bless his blessed heart, now gone by, still has a hell of a lot of monetary value to a hell of a lot of people.

Anonymous said...

Don't be silly - it's another report whose credibility remains in question, and it doesn't negate the major stand he's taken on environmental issues, like what kind of car he drives, and helping to draw attention to global warming and it's effects. If he smokes on occasion, who cares? He's done more than most people do for the environment across the boards, and should be commended for it. :)

Anonymous said...

^^Leo DiCaprio, I mean. :)

Anonymous said...

Im sure Jake met with Heath's family and paid his respects and committment, privately. But c'mon, people, don't be naive! Im sure neither the JG people nor Heath's people wanted any taint of homo feeling in this matter - besides, Aussies have a real conservative streak as well as Hollywood bullshit. Heath, even, bless his blessed heart, now gone by, still has a hell of a lot of monetary value to a hell of a lot of people.

ITA

Anonymous said...

Of course there’s no reason for police to question him because he didn't pay tribute (LOL!!)

Police isn't going to question anyone just because he/she paid the tribute, that would be insane.

Anonymous said...

1:47, I think he smokes more often than just on occasion. I guess I also should commend him for admitting that he uses normal planes more often than people would think, which implies to me he uses his private jet(s) still. I stand by my opinion that this environmental stuff is mostly for his image.

Anonymous said...

from austinnicholsfan's myspace about The Informers:

"Austin does sex scenes with Kim Bassinger, Amanda Heard and a guy. (All separately)"

Anonymous said...

That little devil!

Anonymous said...

Good for Austin!

Anonymous said...

^^Whatever the reason, he's still done the environmental "stuff" as you call it - which is a lot more that can be said for most people. Implication doesn't mean he is using his private jet more, just what you would like to promote for some reason. Thinking he smokes a lot, isn't proof. Noone is perfect, but at least he does what he can. Some people promote their image in much less beneficial ways.

Anonymous said...

2:00 for me his quote that he uses normal planes more often than people give him credit for, to me is a clear indicator that he still uses private jets. You can't prove that he smokes only on occation and I can't prove that he smokes regularly. I guess you are right at least he does something, for whatever reason, I still think it's for image reasons.

JJ said...

Chace Crawford & Ed Westwick Butt Heads

Gossip Girl costars Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick butt heads at the 2008 Teen Choice Awards at Gibson Amphitheater on Sunday, August 3, in Los Angeles.

This picture is sure to perpetuate those gay rumors, but come on people, get over it. They’re just roommates!
...

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/08/04/ed-westwick-chace-crawford-butt-heads/

Anonymous said...

Austin is going to se so hot in The Informers.

Anonymous said...

se=be

Anonymous said...

Just Jared, for all your pr needs.

Anonymous said...

Just Jared, one stop PR shop!

Gawker said...

How Long Before Anne Hathaway's Nude Photos Leak?

Hasn't Anne Hathaway been through enough, you fiends? The pixie-ish actress is just getting a break from the nonstop tabloid coverage of her breakup with her ex, Italian playboy and scam artist Raffaello Follieri, and his subsequent arrest for fraud. But even though Follieri's in jail, the relationship is still haunting Hathaway: the rumor is that he had a stash of nude photos of the actress, which are now in the hands of the FBI and...maybe somewhere else?

The Enquirer has learned exclusively that her ex-lover Raffaello Follieri took naked photos of the actress... In additional to the naked photos he took of Anne, 25, he also prized a sizzling photo of her in black fishnet stockings, a garter belt and bustier that totally exposed her top. Follieri, 30, supposedly paid a very famous photographer to take that steamy shot.

These photos apparently weren't a huge secret. Hathaway's brother, for chrissake, went to a storage unit to try to retrieve the shots (according to the Enquirer), only to find out that the FBI had gotten there a day earlier. That is one good brother, regardless.

The question now is, how long before these photos are leaked? The "famous photographer" presumably has copies. Follieri's friends might even have copies—he seems like the kind of guy who might pass such things around. And the FBI itself is not a leak-proof place. We'll give it another two weeks or so. If you hear anything, let us know.

http://gawker.com/5032728/how-long-before-anne-hathaways-nude-photos-leak

Anonymous said...

My image of Heath is of a man envisioning a life rather than a death; of an actor deeply committed to his art – perhaps to such a degree that it contributed to his undoing. But looking back at my time on set, I also see strange portents of his demise: there was even a moment when one of the extras, a devout Christian, began reading aloud from The Revelation of St John.

This gave me chills.

bbm tidbit said...

The Beijing authorities have been working long and hard in the run-up to the Olympics to stamp out Chinglish — but examples still abound all round town of this unique mix of Mandarin and English. It’s fun checking out the slogans on T-shirts to find the finest example of strangulated language.

Some Chinglish has even won the official stamp of approval.

"Brokeback" — popularised from the movie "Brokeback Mountain" about two gay cowboys – has passed the test with formal acceptance by Chinese scholars as Mandarin shorthand for gay.

http://blogs.reuters.com/china/2008/08/02/adventures-in-chinglish/

Anonymous said...

The Informers trailer (maybe NSFW)

Martin (Austin): I fucked you, dude.

The Informers said...

Drinking buddy: Can't believe you fucked her.

Martin: I fucked you, dude.

Anonymous said...

I can't get over how his line reading of that ^^^^ is almost a carbon copy of his line reading of "I've got my eye on you" from JFC.

One note wonder that boy.

:-) said...

Mandarin shorthand for gay - a little further clicking reveals:

The Chinese government has always been reluctant to discuss the most common slang term for gay men.

That term is “tongzhi”, which used to be translated as “comrade”, the term Communist officials use to refer to each other.

Anonymous said...

5:11 don't be so mean, okay he's not the next brando, but he's pretty cute.

Anonymous said...

Love the trailer, I'm looking forward to The Informers.

Anonymous said...

That term is “tongzhi”, which used to be translated as “comrade”, the term Communist officials use to refer to each other.

China is so gay! lol

Aug 4 said...

What Does Olsen Know About Heath's Death?

Mary-Kate Olsen May Be Forced to Testify in Federal Criminal Probe of Ledger's Death

After Olsen refused to cooperate with investigators, a federal grand jury issued a subpoena as part of a criminal investigation into the source of the drugs that killed her close friend Heath Ledger, ABC News has learned. The federal investigation into Ledger's death hit a roadblock in the form of the pint-sized actress. Sources close to the investigation said Olsen is the final witness in their investigation but has so far refused numerous requests to her lawyer Michael Miller to cooperate.

According to government sources, the subpoena was issued on April 23, but the U.S. Drug Enforcement Agency, which launched an investigation after Ledger's accidental death from a prescription drug cocktail, has not yet served Olsen with it. The agency and her lawyer are still trying to work out a deal in which the actress receives immunity in exchange for her cooperation, the sources said.
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http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/Blotter/story?id=5511521&page=1

Anonymous said...

Drinking buddy: Can't believe you fucked her.
Martin: I fucked you, dude.


Don't tell me J&A never had this conversation before. lol

Anonymous said...

I don't think they did. This is more likely:

Austin: I can't believe you fucked him!
Jake: Neither can I.
Austin: Okay, I fucked him too but I'll never do it again!

Anonymous said...

^^
Who's this "him" they speak of? Cuz I would like to be him. ;-D Could it be Lance, McBongo, or Blond and Built? And please don't say Danny DeVito...

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