Tuesday, 24 June 2008

Truth, Lies and Ted

Dear Ted:
Correct me if I'm wrong, but in your recent Truth, Lies, and Ted video, there are at least two comical clues as to why Jake and Reese will not be living passionately ever after. One clue was visual, the other verbal, but both reaffirmed your status as gossip's most clever columnist! Kudos!
Judy
Dover, N.H.

Dear Between the Lines:
Was that when I was cleaning out the cat litter?
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Dear Ted:
Love the column, Ted! Especially Sex, Lies and Ted! Great to see you in the flesh again, baby. I've noticed a few let's say "dubious" pairings in H'wood. How many reasons are there for a phony romance? Particularly when it is a serial occurrence?
Silvia
New York City

Dear Repeat Offender:
First off, it’s Truth, Lies and Ted. Sex, Lies and Ted would be quite a different show, but glad to see where your mind is going. And faux-mances are all formed for one thing: publicity.
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Dear Ted:
I think just about every man in Hollywood has been suggested for Toothy, so there is only one guy left: It’s gotta be Carrot Top! Please Tedly, tell us someday soon—I might be dead by the time you spill...
Margot
El Paso, Texas

Dear Not the Top:
Don’t insult the annals of this column’s beauty, darling, please.
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Dear Ted:
Hold on there a minute, mister. What do you have against Illinois, the land of Lincoln? We have everything you've got if not better. So in the fashion of honest Abe, I expect you to answer this truthfully, to redeem yourself, as I know you're sorry for that tawdry remark: Is Toothy's hair dark or light?
Monika
Chicago

Dear Abe-l:
Somewhere in between, sorta like the truth. Calm down about Illinois, Oprah lives there, so I suppose you have half a point, at least.

Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth and The Awful Express newsletter

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June 25, 2008

I Want Eye Candy
Two reality stars start up just as soon as one of them is about to hit the road, while Jake Gyllenhaal apparently gets choosy when it comes to personal (assistant) matters. ...

It's a Woman's World

As if Naomi Campbell wasn’t exacting enough, now we’ve got our darling Jakey Gyllenhaal being a tad pushy, too. It’s all so treacherous these days watching celeb-ville get more and more cantankerous. Did you know Mr. G is currently looking for a new assistant? Must be all those coffee and yoga dates with Reese-love—I’m sure they’re all hell to put together, those sweaty appointments. Help is needed by the dimpled dude!

But don’t bother applying if you’re a guy. Insiders knowledgeable with the star who’s dating the chick known for always buying two calendars (in case one gets too smudgy half way through the year), say Gyllenhaal is more interested in a female assistant. Doesn’t surprise moi, really, ‘cause everybody knows men gossip more than women. Known fact, babe-cakes.

Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth

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Jackie said...

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Ted said...

"Oh, he's happy."

- Good pal to George Clooney, who's not weeping over Sarah Larson's exit. In fact, I'm assured the dude's jollier than a pig in sweat, if you catch my mixed metaphor, the only kind that Georgey really likes, anyway.

Anonymous said...

Dear Ted:
I think just about every man in Hollywood has been suggested for Toothy, so there is only one guy left: It’s gotta be Carrot Top!
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Dear Not the Top
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reposting said...

The actors strike could disrupt and delay Prince of Persia, and force it to shut down production:

More than 1,800 people, both in the U.S. and abroad, are lined up to work on Disney's nearly $200-million-budget "Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time," a video-game-based tale starring Jake Gyllenhaal that's set to begin production in Morocco on July 28.

"Of course, we're concerned," said the film's producer, Jerry Bruckheimer. "We'd have to shut it down and everybody goes home. . . . But I can't believe either side wants a strike." Bruckheimer said if the production was delayed, the crew nonetheless would continue working on visual effects, editing, set building and other areas not requiring actors.

Moreover, if halting production pushes the eventual start date of "Prince of Persia" too far into the future, the film would risk missing its planned release date next summer....”

Los Angeles Times - http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-actor24-2008jun24,0,4147025.story

PoP said...

Posted on IMDb

Photoshop - Jake as Prince

Nailed said...

Posted on IMDb

Mon Jun 23 2008

I was actually there on Friday. About 6:30 they told us they were wrapping for the day and then the next day when we all got there they told us shooting was canceled for the day. (money problems....AGAIN) I'll be surprised if this movie even makes it to theaters.......might just go straight to DVD the way things are going so far. If the directer wasn't so picky they would have been done weeks ago!
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Mon Jun 23 2008

Finished up today. Anything that needs to be revamped in the restaurant scene will be done in the studio in CA.
In defense of David O. Russell: I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND CREATIVE PEOPLE AND BEING A PERFECTIONIST BECAUSE I AM ONE. Being a perfectionist is not easy. You ALWAYS feel like you can do something better than you have just done it ...... even when you have done an awesome job in the first try!

If people are soo sure that this movie won't see the light of day ..... why bother showing up for whatever reason? I certainly wouldn't want to be associated with a film or other project that I felt so strongly would fail.

Maggie said...

Tassie to play host to Hollywood blockbuster

TASMANIA will star on the world stage later this year when it provides the windswept scenery for a multi-million-dollar Hollywood blockbuster.

The historical drama South Solitary is expected to draw some of Tinseltown's big names as reports circulate Golden Globe nominee Maggie Gyllenhaal and British star Paul Bettany will play the lead roles. The Internet Movie Database says the film will be set in a remote lighthouse off the coast of Tasmania, with the story focusing on a disgraced young woman and a soldier suffering ongoing effects of shell shock.

The movie website says the story will track the pair as they "discover a great need for companionship and hope in the face of hostile elements".

It is understood the movie will be shot in southern Tasmania, meaning possible locations could include the well-known lighthouses at Cape Bruny and Tasman Island. Australian Shirley Barrett will direct the film, which is expected to be released next year.

It is understood the movie's budget will be more than $5 million and that the State Government and Screen Tasmania are close to wrapping up final negotiations with the producers. Economic Development Minister Paula Wriedt said because of the stage of negotiations she was unable to say more about the project except that she hoped Tasmania would be the final filming location.

"There is still work to be done to ensure this project goes ahead, and the State Government and Screen Tasmania are doing everything we can to assist the production company," Ms Wriedt said. "This is an amazing opportunity for Tasmania that will have all kinds of spin-offs in terms of the marketing opportunities it will provide and the boost it will give our own film industry."

She said just being considered as a location for a Hollywood movie demonstrated how far Tasmania's film industry had come. "Only a few years ago, there was hardly anything resembling a film industry in our state, but with the support of the State Government it has grown to a $15 million industry annually and this will only grow if this project can be secured," Ms Wriedt said.

Gyllenhaal, sister of Brokeback Mountain star Jake Gyllenhaal, has become known as one of America's most versatile actors after starring in movies such as Donnie Darko, Mona Lisa Smile and World Trade Center. She will also appear alongside deceased Australian actor Heath Ledger in the much anticipated Batman movie The Dark Knight when it is released later this year.

Bettany has starred in several Hollywood hits including A Beautiful Mind, A Knight's Tale, Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World, Wimbledon and The Da Vinci Code.

http://www.news.com.au/mercury/story/0,22884,23913133-921,00.html

Anonymous said...

The Sands of Time," a video-game-based tale starring Jake Gyllenhaal that's set to begin production in Morocco on July 28.

That's consistent with the previously reported semi-pessimistic option:

"Meanwhile, several high-cost productions, such as the videogame adaptation Prince of Persia, Nottingham - Ridley Scott's retelling of the Robin Hood tale - or Roland Emmerich's apocalyptic action movie 2012, won't start filming until late summer, in the expectation that an actors' strike would run only in July."

Anonymous said...

http://www.nypost.com/seven/06242008/gossip/pagesix/bitter_taste_over_heaths_will_116853.htm

Bitter Taste Over Heath’s Will

June 24, 2008 -- HEATH Ledger's father, Kim, mother, Emma, and other family members are flying in for the "Dark Knight" premiere on July 14 for what some are calling a "sort of tribute" to him - but don't expect to see his ex, Michelle Williams, or daughter, Matilda. An insider said, "Michelle is furious with Heath's family and threatening to boycott the premiere. Matilda is supposed to be the beneficiary of the will, but Michelle has seen nothing from them. Heath didn't have much in cash, but there was a big house in LA and a back-end deal for 'Dark Knight' [that] could reap millions." Ledger's will, made out in 2003 before Matilda was born, left everything to his father, mother and sisters. But Matilda is now considered the beneficiary, and Kim is the executor. Williams fears that by the time Matilda reaches 18 and can cash in on her inheritance, nothing will be left. Years ago, Kim's brothers charged that he mismanaged their father's estate, losing millions. A rep for Williams didn't return repeated calls.

Anonymous said...

Hm... what about that trust fund set up for Matilda and Michelle?

Anonymous said...

This NY Post article is bullshit!

Anonymous said...

Somewhere in between, sorta like the truth.

Is Ted saying Jake is bi?

Anonymous said...

No.

Dear Ted:
Hold on there a minute, mister. What do you have against Illinois, the land of Lincoln? We have everything you've got if not better. So in the fashion of honest Abe, I expect you to answer this truthfully, to redeem yourself, as I know you're sorry for that tawdry remark: Is Toothy's hair dark or light?
Monika
Chicago

Dear Abe-l:
Somewhere in between, sorta like the truth. Calm down about Illinois, Oprah lives there, so I suppose you have half a point, at least.

Anonymous said...

8:35 AM I agree.

Anonymous said...

Jun 17, 2008

Dear Ted:
Ted, I just watched your show—I have been reading for about ten years and I adore you. I’m sad you are gay.
Tina
Naperville, Ill.

Dear Het:
Not as sorry as I am that you have to live in Illinois. But thanks!

Anonymous said...

I check in on Toothy once in a while and I'm sorry to say that he no longer has that spark that made him so special. Can this new lifeless Jake succeed in a film like PoP? I think he's going to have to bring back some of the old Jake if he wants to gain new fans. Otherwise he'll disappear into the role like Toby Maguire and Orlando Bloom did in their franchises.

Anonymous said...

...HEATH Ledger's father, Kim, mother, Emma, and other family members...

Since when is his mother's name Emma? Yeah, very reliable alright, pffft!

Anonymous said...

Can this new lifeless Jake succeed in a film like PoP?

Well, as far as public can see, old Jake has been replaced with dull, lifeless Reeke Jake.
But acting has little to do with the public image, so let's hope for the best - alive and kicking old Jake on the screen.

Anonymous said...

The name of Heath's mother is Sally.

Anonymous said...

Emma is probably the name of Kim's wife, who was Heath's stepmother.

PoP said...

Brace yourself: Game-to-film trend continues

Video game-based movies have been the butt of many a joke. And why not?

Consider the list of these cinematic losers: "Super Mario Bros.," "Alone in the Dark," the "Resident Evil" trilogy, "Wing Commander," "Silent Hill," "Mortal Kombat," "Doom." But is the trend of miserable video game-based movies about to end? Recent A-list talent associated with two new productions suggests yes.

Last week, it was announced that Hollywood action director du jour, Len Wiseman ("Live Free or Die Hard") has been signed to direct an adaptation of the best-selling Xbox 360 game, "Gears of War." The movie is scheduled for a 2009 release.

This comes on the heels of the announcement that action producer Jerry Bruckheimer ("Pirates of the Caribbean," "National Treasure") will be making a version of "Prince of Persia," a longtime PC game that has now erupted into a franchise of its own on the gaming consoles. Mike Newell, who directed "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" and "Four Weddings and a Funeral," is directing for a release next year.

http://www.sltrib.com/technology/ci_9676456

Anonymous said...

Hm. Ted says Toothy's hair is in between light and dark? But Jake's hair is dark, wouldn't you say? :-\

Anonymous said...

Brown - somewhere between blonde and black hair :)

Anonymous said...

Wasn't one of the trolls insisting that PoP had changed its schedule and would be filming in London starting in July. I suppose the troll will tell us that the LA Times is not a reliable source.

Anonymous said...

That's what trolls do best - post BS.

Old Spice said...

Gay Actor Becomes Ironic Deodorant Stud

Neil Patrick Harris is a fun guy. Many of us have known this for a while. The openly gay actor has proved himself a witty good sport, from his self-mocking turns in the Harold and Kumar movies, to his brassy work on CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother, to his frank sex talk on Howard Stern's radio show. Now, it seems, even the straight dude advertising world has caught on. Harris is being featured in a new ad campaign for Old Spice, that old-timey manly man's line of deodorant, aftershave, and other men's products. A gay dude hawking Old Spice! The gay problem is solved!

Well, OK, maybe not, but it's still pretty cool. I guess his womanizing characters on HIMYM and in the Harold and Kumar movies (in which he talks about wanting some "fur burgers") tell advertisers that even though he's gay, he's still cool to peddle men's anti-stink products. And, heck, in a bit of an ouroboros, maybe he gets to play such rakes because he's gay. "It's OK ladies, he's not really like that. But, hey men, he could be." Acting!

Harold and Kumar clip below. NSFW!

Gawker

Anonymous said...

1:07: Filming for Pop in Morocco starts 7/28, Jake and Bruckheimer are in the UK now with other cast members, what the hell do you think they are doing?? It's called pre-production and probably some special effects stuff that will be done at the UK studio. July 28th is one month away, they ain't going to waste time for a month, the are on a schedule, so 3-4 weekes in the UK and July 28 - the end of Aug. in Morocco, they switched schedules because the set isn't ready in Morocco, so yeah the LA Times article is pretty accurate except they made it seem like the entire film will be done in Morocco. They should have done a bit more research.

Anonymous said...

1:23 PM, make up your mind - pre-production isn't the same thing as filming or production.

LA Times: "set to begin production in Morocco on July 28".

Anonymous said...

1:23 PM

Link please.

Anonymous said...

...they switched schedules because the set isn't ready in Morocco

They didn't switch anything because filming didn't start yet and filming will be done in Morocco and UK.

Anonymous said...

Pre-production in the UK now, which will take a 2-3 weeks depending: costume fitting, etc. Then they will start filming in Morocco in July to Aug. Then it's back to the UK to finish. They should be done by mid-Sept. if all is on schedule. Obviously there will be a lot of back and forth from the UK and Morocco with breaks in between.

This is where Pop will be filming in the UK:

http://www.pinewoodgroup.com/gen/Shepperton_Maps.aspx

Don't know if they will film 1st in the UK then Morocco in July, or just stick with the original schedule and just do the pre-production stuf now, Morocco and then head back to the UK.

Anonymous said...

All reports said that PoP production / filming will start in Morocco, including the latest LA Times report.

Anonymous said...

Guys, does it matter where filming begins GB or Morocco? He'll be finished in 2 months, we'll have some Reeke promo pics in between and then he'll start promotion for Brothers. That's how it'll be.

Anonymous said...

Geez Louise. Pre-production means there are meetings, costume fittings, etc. not actual filming, that starts in July in Morocco. Jake and Bruckheimer and principle cast are in the UK for that, just that. The original reports say that it will be filmed in both places, I assume the UK filming at that studio will be mostly special effects stuff I assume and will take place after Morocco.

If reports are true about the Notting Hill flat, then that would make sense since it's about 35 min. form the UK studio. He may be making the UK his home base for filming, a lot easier to fly to Morocco from London than LA.

Anonymous said...

I wish we'd find out, one way or the other, whether it's J&A or J&R, so that we can all move on!

Anonymous said...

I wish we'd find out, one way or the other, whether it's J&A or J&R, so that we can all move on!

IA.

Anonymous said...

There is no J&R, that's pretty obvious.

Anonymous said...

There is no J&R, that's pretty obvious.

Actually, it's not.

Anonymous said...

1,800 people and 2 months production? No way.

Anonymous said...

Sorry 3:51 PM, that's your problem.

Anonymous said...

Guys, does it matter where filming begins GB or Morocco?

It doesn't. What does matter are trolls who post BS for the sake of BS.

Anonymous said...

This article seems disrespectful towards Heath:

Ledger was an award-nominated actor (he never actually won anything), best known for playing a tough-skinned gay cowboy alongside Jake Gyllenhaal in "Brokeback Mountain", which is a brutal thing to have etched on your tombstone for all of eternity. Not that there's anything wrong with being a tough-skinned gay cowboy. In fact, many people have made a good living doing just that. But Jake Gyllenhaal? Isn't that a little... obvious?

Ledger's untimely death has provided more publicity than Warner Bros. could ever have dreamed for this summer's new Batman Movie "The Dark Knight", in which he plays a very tormented Joker character made famous by Jack Nicholson.


I'm German, I don't understand the Jake part. Can someone explain?

Here is the link: http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?articleId=281474977381453

Anonymous said...

English isn't my first language either, but that never stopped me before :)

Guy who wrote that is a disrespectful homophobe. He's suggesting Jake’s gay.

Anonymous said...

Guy who wrote that is a disrespectful homophobe. He's suggesting Jake’s gay.

I thought the same, but I wasn't sure.

Anonymous said...

How can you be a homophobe for suggesting someone is gay? Surely you're a homophobe if you suggest someone being gay is bad?

Anonymous said...

Not Jake is gay part, the which is a brutal thing part.

Gay is not ok said...

Heinz Deli Mayo Ad Pulled in UK

So much for progress. The Heinz Deli Mayo ad featuring a "mum" who was replaced by a New York Deli Chef as well as a gay kiss has been pulled from the airwaves in the UK after receiving more than 200 complaints:

"The Heinz Deli Mayo ad has been pulled after less than a week on air after viewers complained to the Advertising Standards Authority that it was 'offensive' and 'inappropriate to see two men kissing'. Other complaints include that the ad was 'unsuitable to be seen by children' and that it raised the difficult problem of parents having to discuss the issue of same-sex relationships with younger viewers. 'It is our policy to listen to consumers. We recognise that some consumers raised concerns over the content of the ad and this prompted our decision to withdraw it,' said Nigel Dickie, director of corporate affairs for Heinz UK."

It's just horrible to see two grown men in a nurturing environment who obviously care for one another, showing the proper way to bring up children.

The ad, if you missed it, AFTER THE JUMP...

Towleroad

Anonymous said...

It's not that he's suggesting, that would be fine by itself - he's being derisive and disrespectful about someone possibly being gay - to BBM, the roles of Ennis and Jack, and Heath and Jake. The guy's an ass.

Anonymous said...

^^the tone is derisive and disrespectful.

Anonymous said...

Thanks 5:25 PM #2 / 5:26 PM.

Anonymous said...

*the tone is derisive and disrespectful*

I think who wrote that is the typical guy who wants to seem funny and ironic and end up sounding like a jerk.

witty writing is not for everyone, friend
try something else

;)

Anonymous said...


Michelle Williams is denying a report she's missing the premiere of The Dark Knight because of tension with Heath Ledger's family.

"The presumption that Michelle ever intended to attend The Dark Knight premiere is unfounded, but to say she is 'boycotting' due to a rift with Heath's family is absurd," Williams's rep Mara Buxbaum said in a statement.

She added: "It is time to allow this family to go about their lives without this continued scrutiny and speculation."

Ledger's family confirmed that they would be flying from Perth, Western Australia to New York City to attend his premiere on July 14, just days before the six-month anniversary of the actor's death. Ledger died on Jan. 22 of a prescription drug overdose at the age of 28.


Source: People online

Anonymous said...

Michelle Williams is denying a report she's missing the premiere of The Dark Knight because of tension with Heath Ledger's family.

I hope that's true for Matilda's sake.

Posted on OMG said...

Posted on Datalounge a few minutes ago:

"Jake G. and a male friend - eye witness here

In view of recent threads here I wasn't even going to bother, but I just didn't like the way he presented himself after Brokeback Mountain, so I don't mind outing him.

I was on the beach - a bit secluded area about two miles north of the Ritz Carlton- Laguna Niguel. I was there with my bf - we like the beach and no one is ever in that corner - the water not quite as easy to deal with but fine if you are not planning on serious swimming or water sports. So we hear some sounds and we see that there are two guys totally making out but they are in shorts and tee shirts so don't get all hyper. And as soon as they hear us they quickly separate and pretend that nothing was going on. I guess because we were behind some rocks they didn't realize that we saw them.

As we get closer we realize one of them is Jake and I have no idea who the other guy is. Sandy hair kinda short and wavy. Couldn't see eye color because both put their sunglasses on really quickly. and Jake put on this baseball cap as we got closer but we already realized it was him.

IWe probably should have said something but it was kinda awkward. They just nodded and we nodded and kept going. As soon as we were about 20 feet away, they quickly picked up whatever they had and left.

The whole thing happened quickly so I didn't have time to take a photo.

Anyway, people always talk about eye witness, you got one now. "

Anonymous said...

Don't know if I can believe this eye witness. Could be true or made up.

Anonymous said...

The trolls and babblers are desperate to have Jake in London in July because they know it's not likely Reese will be in London in the fall after the kids have to head back to school.

It's highly unlikely that PoP has anything lined up for the actors to do in the first few weeks of July in case the SAG strikes. They're not going to take a chance on having all those other people sitting around on the payroll when they can't film. That's the point of the LAT article. Wait, I forgot, the babblers and trolls only believe US, Hello, People and Okay!

Anonymous said...

I hope that's true for Matilda's sake.

I hope it too. This little girl seems to be so sweet. I wish her all the best and much love.

Anonymous said...

Jake is in London.

Jake at airport sighting

Anonymous said...

I was there with my bf - we like the beach and no one is ever in that corner - the water not quite as easy to deal with but fine if you are not planning on serious swimming or water sports. So we hear some sounds and we see that there are two guys totally making out but they are in shorts and tee shirts so don't get all hyper. And as soon as they hear us they quickly separate and pretend that nothing was going on.

True or not, it's a sweet story :)

Anonymous said...

Don't know if I can believe this eye witness. Could be true or made up.

ITA, sounds a little too convenient in my opinion, nevertheless I still think Jake is gay.

Anonymous said...

The sighting at the beach has a lot of detail but not anything real specific. Like when this took place.

Anonymous said...

Jake is in London. Jake at airport sighting

He could be back by now.

"One of our good tipsters spotted Jaunted fave and soon to be star of the live-action "Prince of Persia" adaptation Jake Gyllenhaal on a flight from LAX to Heathrow this weekend."

Huh? Thursday / Friday isn't weekend.

Anonymous said...

The sighting at the beach has a lot of detail but not anything real specific.

It has a specific location.

Anonymous said...

It has a specific location because of Google. Random and since there were no pics of Jake at Lax, the OP had no idea that he was in London, I guess he could say that it happen a while back but still.

Regarding the sighting: If you read it the person doesn't say when they saw him, the blog just said weekend probably because they got the tip on a Monday.


PS: Don't believe crap on the DL, I posted BS there many times.

Anonymous said...

Nice try 6:27 PM.

DL is a gay gossip board - certainly more relevant than any fangirl site or general gossip forum.

relevant? The FL?? LOL!! said...

Why is a gay gossip board more relevant than a non-gay gossip board? Anyone can post any thing there because there is no registration needed, all anon. Just need to pay to start a post which I do. That's the attraction, ahs been for years. That place attracts bitter fans and they use that place to spread and inform others, I know i have done it many times.

Anonymous said...

LOL

Don't bother 6:37 PM, you are wasting our time.

Anonymous said...

DL is a gay gossip board infested with haus frau and hags. There are so many other legit gay gossip boards where they screen you keeping the silly fangirls and hags away.

PS: One of the above started that thread I bet, right on the hels of the blurb about Notting hill.

Anonymous said...

A few weeks ago someone on DL posted that Jake was dating Daniel Bard a violinist who has curly, long, black hair, then a few months ago that he used to go out with that guy from Brothers and Sisters, then the Heath stuff, then who knows what else so pretty much anyone can make up stuff and post it on DL.

My gut feeling is that it's just bs but that doesn’t change the fact that Jake’s as gay as a three dollar bill and Reeke’s fake.

Anonymous said...

There are so many other legit gay gossip boards where they screen you keeping the silly fangirls and hags away.

Speak up!

Anonymous said...

Datalounge update:

"It happened today. I don't know who the guy with him was. No not the guy in the photo at whichever link it was. Can't remember if he was wearing sandals. It all happened fast. Dong give a shit if you believe or not. People always want an eye witness. This is what I saw and decided to post it/ Like I said, anyone else I wouldn't even bother posting but I couldn't stand the way he talked about kissing a man in the movie. One thing to get a beard another to like make it sound like it's disgusting.

Anyway I will leave it to you to discuss this as long as you want, There is nothing else I can say about it."

06/24/08 @18:43

Anonymous said...

Well, now we have a very specific date too.

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Anonymous said...

This is what you call misinformation,in this case place him somewhere and ID the person that sounds like Austin and baits, they return and then says it's not. How much you wanna bet pics surface of Jake in London , making this whole sithing BS, which is what the purpose was.

It's PR and they have done it before to show that crap can be posted anywhere.

Anonymous said...

No not the guy in the photo at whichever link it was.

Who is the guy from the photo?

Anonymous said...

It's PR and they have done it before to show that crap can be posted anywhere.

They are wasting their time. Fangirls are too stupid to get that, smart people already know that.

Anonymous said...

Who is the guy from the photo?

Austin and Ryan Phillippe.

7:01 said...

Oh never mind I just looked it up, the guy in the photo is Austin. So this means that if the poster isn’t lying then Jake is with someone else.

Anonymous said...

Awww... poor Jake, has to sneak around. (Doesn't matter if the story is true or false.)

the tramp! said...

Jake is cheating on Reese and Austin!

Anonymous said...

You can't cheat on your beard, silly.

dl=lol!! said...

Ted was lying he said he was domesticating with his BF! He is a cheater and scum, let's tell ted what a coke whore he really is!!

Anonymous said...

Calm down 7:58 PM, they were just making out.

Anonymous said...

couldn't stand the way he talked about kissing a man in the movie. One thing to get a beard another to like make it sound like it's disgusting.

I didn't think Jake made it sound disgusting - it was Heath who said it wasn't like kissing the butt of a mule.

Anonymous said...

On the other hand bearding is bad.

guess the point said...

8:03: The thread is BS to prove a point.

Anonymous said...

What point 8:06 PM?

Anonymous said...

Jake was seen flying to London 6/19. He could be back already by 6/24 if it was a business trip. Someone said Austin is done filming so they could have been making out on the beach if they had not seen each other for a while. Truth depends on where Jake turns up next.

Anonymous said...

I didn't think Jake made it sound disgusting - it was Heath who said it wasn't like kissing the butt of a mule."

Sigh. Heath never said that. He said it WASN'T like kissing the butt of a mule. It was like kissing another human.

Anonymous said...

I'm curious. If Jake is in London and everyone says that Reese was flying to London in those pics of her at LAX, how come there are no Reeke pics. If she's really in London, you'd think that there would be a million pics of her being the "devoted girlfriend". Can anyone confirm if she really went to London?

Anonymous said...

No.

Anonymous said...

8:28:pm The OP says that it wasn't Austin, someone posted a pic of him on the thread and he said that it wasn't him.

The pics of Reese was at LAX international, soshe could have been headed to London or Poland, the Hello story about Notting Hill made some think London.

As far as pics, give it time it's still early, he will be there all summer probably.

Anonymous said...

He'll be in Morocco and London.

Anonymous said...

More DL gossip:

"I believe Jake is gay from old coke buddies.

Ted has no bullshit filter and can't distinguish the gold from the shit or spin. Believe at your own peril."

http://www.datalounge.com/cgi-bin/iowa/forum/thread/gossip/6631235/page-3.html

Anonymous said...

Check out Ted's latest. Jake is looking for a new assitant, only females can apply. I guess he walks around with his asst often enough, he does not want to add to the gay rumors by being seen with a man on a regular basis.

Anonymous said...

^^I don't know, I just find that really, really offensive, over and above all of the other really, really offensive things we've been reading about him lately. Just keeps adding up. Bleech!

Anonymous said...

The DL guy saw a pic of Ryan and Austin. I'm going with it being Austin.

Anonymous said...

It's a Woman's World

As if Naomi Campbell wasn’t exacting enough, now we’ve got our darling Jakey Gyllenhaal being a tad pushy, too. It’s all so treacherous these days watching celeb-ville get more and more cantankerous. Did you know Mr. G is currently looking for a new assistant? Must be all those coffee and yoga dates with Reese-love—I’m sure they’re all hell to put together, those sweaty appointments. Help is needed by the dimpled dude!

But don’t bother applying if you’re a guy. Insiders knowledgeable with the star who’s dating the chick known for always buying two calendars (in case one gets too smudgy half way through the year), say Gyllenhaal is more interested in a female assistant. Doesn’t surprise moi, really, ‘cause everybody knows men gossip more than women. Known fact, babe-cakes.


Jake wants a female assistant

Anonymous said...

2:48: The "OP" saw the pic of Austin and said it wasn't him, they didn't indicate they saw both pics but you would think he would recognized Ryan plus mention the fact that the picture had Deacon in it. They said it wasn't the guy in the pic at whatever link, but the Austin link was 1st, then the Ryan link was 2nd.

All aside,it's BS and you know it.

Anonymous said...

No 6:06 AM, we don't know it.
At the moment we just know that you want it to be BS.

Anonymous said...

I don't know, I just find that really, really offensive, over and above all of the other really, really offensive things we've been reading about him lately.

What offensive things?

Anonymous said...

I guess he walks around with his asst often enough, he does not want to add to the gay rumors by being seen with a man on a regular basis.

Jake really doesn't need a cute, young guy to hang around in public.

Nailed said...

IMDb post

I'm sure it will make theaters...they only have like one scene left to shoot ..and it can be done in ANY restaurant USA.... so I'm it will be done ...they are not going to spend sooo much money and not finish being this close...and besides..all the attention it has got ,..their is your publicity ..people will go to see the movie to see what all the hype was about..and on David..>>> BLA BLAH BLAH>>>PERfECTiONIST >>>BLAH BLAH ...the thing is who cares if someone is a perfectionist or not..

the reason he kept changing things is because you can take several different shots and several different angles and several different dialoges.....but when it is all over and you are trying to put the puzzle back together and things dont quite fit then you are left with just an ok film..or somewhat of a movie....but if you cover all the bases and redo the shot several times and several ways ..when you have several pieces, then you have a choice of what fits better .....I dont know of any movie that was filmed in 1 take...and made millions...???? Anyone..???? so just so you know...dont judge someone else ...just look in the mirror and you might find yourself there for a while !

Tue Jun 24 2008 19:48:46

Nailed said...

ThinkFilm closes Toronto office

'Nailed' production also shut down for 4th time

Production on troubled indie comedy "Nailed," starring Jessica Biel and Jake Gyllenhaal, has remained shut down for a fourth time due to financial problems.

Below-the-line crews refused to resume work this week in South Carolina after not being paid as cast members departed. Members of the Intl. Alliance of Theatrical & Stage Employees closed down the set Friday, but production had been set to resume Monday and Tuesday with a key restaurant scene to be lensed. A person familiar with the situation indicated that production may resume at some point in Washingon, D.C.
...
Capitol Films was not immediately available for comment Tuesday, when its ThinkFilm arm officially shuttered its Toronto office. It's the latest gloomy sign for the company, which was founded nearly seven years ago.
...
Variety

Anonymous said...

I don't know, I just find that really, really offensive...

Jake preferring female PAs is offensive? How on Earth is that offensive? lol

Anonymous said...

The reference to Reese thrown into the PA report is interesting. Although not surprising since Jake, now, does not exsist without Reese, at least in the press. But I took the reference to mean that Reese does not want Jake to have a male PA. Afraid Jake might get lonely in Morocco?

Anonymous said...

More than 1,800 people working on PoP and lonely Jake? Impossible ;)

Anonymous said...

Ted is also taking a shot at Reeke. "Must be all those coffee and yoga dates with Reese-love—I’m sure they’re all hell to put together, those sweaty appointments. Help is needed by the dimpled dude!"
If you are acouple, you do not need to schedule coffee, you are presumeably together most of the time.

Anonymous said...

7:17, let me spell it out for you. Because it gives the impression that he wants to distance himself from "the rumors", so much so that he'd do something unfair and illegal, and that he's above the rules that the rest of the world has to adhere to. So add that to fakery, Reekery, and totally ignoring a friend and coworker who died tragically and you don't have a very pretty picture of our boy. I'm going to assume it's bullshit until I hear otherwise.

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Anonymous said...

There is nothing unfair or illegal about choosing a personal assistant you prefer, no matter what are the reasons behind it.

Anonymous said...

^^Wrong. Look it up. They are still an employee, subject to protection under Federal and State rules, not Hollywood's.

Anonymous said...

^^or entitled to protection.

Anonymous said...

If you prefer them because they are the most qualified, no, there's nothing wrong with that, but if you exclude an entire class of people simply because of their gender, there's definitely something wrong with that. It's under Title VII of the 1964 Civil Rights Act.

Anonymous said...

Wrong. Look it up. They are still an employee ...

They are an employee only AFTER they are choosed and hired for the job.

Anonymous said...

If you prefer them because they are the most qualified ...

Jake isn't General Motors, it's his prerogative to employ whoever he likes.

Anonymous said...

8:06 AM I completely agree with you.

Anonymous said...

Because it gives the impression that he wants to distance himself from "the rumors"...

You are right - "gives the impression". We don't know the facts.

Anonymous said...

No, hiring practices fall under Title VII as well. He doesn't have to be General Motors, it applies to all employees, which this person is because I assume he's going to pay her and not have her work for free?

It's not that there's anything wrong with hiring a female per se, but let's face it, admin and personal assistant jobs for women are a dime a dozen, we're not talkin' breaking into the ranks of top management. Surely a male could do the job as well, and not take any opportunity away from women. The tone of Ted's post implies with "I Want Eye Candy" that they are trying to cultivate the straight pussy hound reputation for him, and we all know why. That's the problem.

Anonymous said...

Surely a male could do the job as well, and not take any opportunity away from women.

Doesn't matter. For example, all my doctors are female, I would never go to the male doctor unless I had too. My money, my choice.
Same opportunity doesn't apply to personal stuff, it's a personal choice.

Anonymous said...

The tone of Ted's post implies with "I Want Eye Candy" that they are trying to cultivate the straight pussy hound reputation for him, and we all know why.

I wouldn't mind - everything is better than Reeke Jake.

posted on OMG said...

New US Magazine, Reese on the cover - "Jake moves in!"

...
HOW DO YOU SPELL DISASTER? US WEEKLY

Dear Janice,

Last week you took a risk and I applauded you for it. Placing Barack Obama and his wife Michelle on the cover was a bold move. Fast forward to this week and what do you do?

You put a story on the cover that NOBODY cares about.

Who is talking about Reese and Jake? Do you really think anyone cares that Jake is moving in with Reese?

This is at best a feeble effort to showcase a breaking news story on the cover of Us Weekly. Hmm. I can’t really remember the last time that Us Weekly has broken a big story. Can you Janice?

While the readers won’t buy this story, you’ve made all of your competitors very happy today. This cover is so off the mark that Us Weekly readers will be flocking to the other mags when they see this cover.

Well, as they say in the celebrity weekly space, there’s always next week - if there is a next week.

xoxo

Mark

P.S. Are you enjoying your summer vacation?

http://coverawards.com/2008/06/25/news_us_weekly_reese_jake_magazine_cover_89212/

Anonymous said...

Here we go again, more tabloid bullshit.

OK magazine, May 14, 2008:

"But don't expect these two to go down the route of so many Hollywood couples who move in together and start families before getting hitched. "This is a very serious relationship," the Oscar-winner's pal explains. "But Reese is very conservative and traditional. I'm sure she doesn't want her kids to see her 'living in sin.'"

Anonymous said...

One thing I like about how this board is done in the way Ted's Awful Truth column is used more by this blogger. That's what was missing from the previous edition, was in that the Awful Truth column wasn't focused on more. I always thought that it should be moreso.

Anonymous said...

Ok vs Us which BS tabloid to believe? Since Ok is on the lower end of the rags, methinks that they ran that intern inspired cover w/o J&R PR push, but they didn't object. Even Lainey called BS on it.

Everyone knows that Janice Min and Us are only 2nd behind People regarding the got to for PR, so I suspect that this was ran buy them to coincide with the "leak" regarding Notting Hill.

No one is going to remember or even care about that Ok magazine cover from last month, thats the beauty of rags like these!!!

Anonymous said...

Yep, same as with this US magazine cover.

cake said...

Happy Birthday, George Michael!

BI said...

What two hunky actors are refraining from any public displays of affection now that spies on their set are suggesting they're more than friends?

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/06/25/2008-06-25_side_dish_sm_party_at_mr_bigs_joint.html

Anonymous said...

Doesn't matter. For example, all my doctors are female, I would never go to the male doctor unless I had too. My money, my choice.

Not the same thing - dr/patient is not the same kind of professional relationship as employer/employee and not covered under the same laws - consumer law entitles you to "hire" any dr. or service provider you wish, but you do not pay their salaries & benefits directly and they do not depend on you for employment.

They are an employee only AFTER they are choosed and hired for the job.


Isn't that where any discrimination would occur during the hiring process, if it was after they were hired, there wouldn't be a problem, now would there.

Anonymous said...

Posted on OMG

The entertainment shows did a story on Ryan's new house last week and called it his new love nest. Reese had to come back with a love nest of her own.

Anonymous said...

Does Jake really want Matt Damon's career?

Anonymous said...

Matt's new movie sounds great, but the picture? I hope we won't have to see Jake lookin' like that around the barbecue. :(

Anonymous said...

Would You Hit It?

Glory be to Phoebe Price! I can finally say with confidence that I WOULD NOT hit it. No way, no ho (typo, but it's staying).

Here's Matt Damon on set of "The Informant" in Hawaii. Bitch looks like a born-again child toucher with a flatulence problem. Child touchers say "flatulence," we say fart.

Wait.....maybe Matt Damon's new look has something to do with Ben and Jen's possible split? I always knew Ben loved a little cushion for the pushin'.

Dlisted

Anonymous said...

US Magazine

"Jake Gyllenhaal has moved into Reese Witherspoon's $5 million L.A. home, even though he still has his own $2.5 million bachelor pad in the Hollywood Hills. But! He keeps his stuff at her place and uses it as a home base."

Yeah, right.

Anonymous said...

All the bases are sure covered with that, huh?

Anonymous said...

Yes, including "Reese is richer and more successful than Jake" part.

Jake said...

But she is!

PR said...

House values are indeed very important part of the "moving in" story.

Anonymous said...

If J&R were real, this living together would help bring the relationship to an end a lot more quickly.

Anonymous said...

So there is a fresh batch of Reese is the world's highest paid actress stories on the web today. Next a cover stories about finding a man who can love her the way she deserves to be loved (who now lives with her) because he loves her so much!

Makes me think that Ryan i.e. the dirty bastard who did not love her the way she deserves to be loved is getting married sometime in July.

Anonymous said...

He still has his own $2.5 million bachelor pad in the Hollywood Hills.

I like the contingency clause. ;)

Anonymous said...

Moving in with Reese keeps the paps away from Jake's bachelor. Convenient, isn't it?

Anonymous said...

I guess now that it is summer Austin and baby tile want to come out of the dungeon and play in the yard.

Nailed said...

Jun. 25, 2008

It's a wrap for 'Nailed' in Columbia

"Nailed" has finished filming in Columbia for good after the shoot never resumed from weekend walk-off by movie crews who said they were not getting paid. Producers were hoping to resume filming Monday, but crews refused to work on the comedy starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Jessica Biel, Variety reported.

It's unclear if producers have enough money to get the movie into theaters.

The independent movie’s backer, Capitol Films, received financing this month that was supposed to be enough to finish the shoot that had already been halted three times because of union pay disputes, sources told The Hollywood Reporter. However, filmmakers might not have enough money to get the movie into post-production, sources told The Hollywood Reporter.
...

http://www.thestate.com/breaking/story/443387.html

Gawker said...

Maggie Gyllenhaal
Madison Ave & 61st St

Jun 25th, 2008 @ 1pm

Just saw Maggie Gyllenhaal outside of Barneys when I ran out to do a work errand. She was casually leaning up against a pole on the corner and I recognized her right away! I smiled at her and got a big smile back. She was alone and nobody seemed to be bothering her. She is as distinctive looking and pretty in real life!!

tabloid bs said...

Posted on OMG

Reese behind Jake's makeover

No, your eyes aren't deceiving you. Jake Gyllenhaal is looking fitter than ever, and his girlfriend Reese Witherspoon seems to have influenced his fitness routine. "Jake's in great shape already - but Reese seems to motivate him to push himself even harder," an insider told In Touch Weekly. Their secret, reports the magazine, is mixing up their routine. "They'll hit the gym one day, hike the next day and then swim another day," the source told the magazine.

http://www.nbc11.com/msnbcentertainment1/16708025/detail.html

Anonymous said...

but Reese seems to motivate him to push himself even harder

Do they mean when she makes sure he's comfortable at yoga class and then they get up and leave before it's over?

Anonymous said...

US Weekly reports Reeke were dining in Cipriani. Apparantly they're still in London.

Anonymous said...

Parade magazine:

Your co-star Heath Ledger, who plays The Joker, died tragically after the fi lm wrapped. Do you mind talking about him? No, listen, I want to talk about Heath.
When you miss somebody, you want to speak about him. He was a unique character, a very infectious character. He was a good man, and I was glad to have spent time with him. He
was somebody who I’d been seeing on a daily basis for months. It takes a long time to accept that someone’s gone, when all body and mind are telling you that this is somebody you will know for a great deal of time. He was something of a kindred spirit to myself.

It must be difficult. Much of it has to do with my respect for his daughter, whom he loved so dearly and whom he would talk about so often. For me, that is of
incredible importance. I hope in a small way that The Dark Knight can be a celebration of his work. Not like the hideous circus after he died, which I felt was an invasion of
a private life. This movie is not a personal home video. This is what he did. I hope people will embrace that in the correct fashion.

Anonymous said...

When you miss somebody, you want to speak about him.

I think that says it all, pretty much.

Anonymous said...

Rolling Stone's rave review of "The Dark Knight." The critic thinks Heath is incredible:
http://www.rollingstone.com/reviews/movie/16155928/review/21477208/the_dark_knight

Anonymous said...

^^^

I can only speak superlatives of Ledger, who is mad-crazy-blazing brilliant as the Joker. Miles from Jack Nicholson's broadly funny take on the role in Tim Burton's 1989 Batman, Ledger takes the role to the shadows, where even what's comic is hardly a relief. No plastic mask for Ledger; his face is caked with moldy makeup that highlights the red scar of a grin, the grungy hair and the yellowing teeth of a hound fresh out of hell. To the clown prince of crime, a knife is preferable to a gun, the better to "savor the moment."

The deft script, by Nolan and his brother Jonathan, taking note of Bob Kane's original Batman and Frank Miller's bleak rethink, refuses to explain the Joker with pop psychology. Forget Freudian hints about a dad who carved a smile into his son's face with a razor. As the Joker says, "What doesn't kill you makes you stranger."

The Joker represents the last completed role for Ledger, who died in January at 28 before finishing work on Terry Gilliam's The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus. It's typical of Ledger's total commitment to films as diverse as Brokeback Mountain and I'm Not There that he does nothing out of vanity or the need to be liked. If there's a movement to get him the first posthumous Oscar since Peter Finch won for 1976's Network, sign me up. Ledger's Joker has no gray areas — he's all rampaging id. Watch him crash a party and circle Rachel, a woman torn between Bale's Bruce (she knows he's Batman) and Eckhart's DA, another lover she has to share with his civic duty. "Hello, beautiful," says the Joker, sniffing Rachel like a feral beast. He's right when he compares himself to a dog chasing a car: The chase is all. The Joker's sadism is limitless, and the masochistic delight he takes in being punched and bloodied to a pulp would shame the Marquis de Sade. "I choose chaos," says the Joker, and those words sum up what's at stake in The Dark Knight.

Anonymous said...

"
Reese behind Jake's makeover"

Anything's better than talking about the Nailed embarassment.

Anonymous said...

She made him over into her stepford bf.

Anonymous said...

One of the NY tabloids, have a blind item about a "closeted actor" who refuses to sleep with his "girlfriends". Maybe someone can post the blind item. Thanks

BI said...

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Who's the Hollywood heart-throb who refuses sex with gorgeous women, but still dates them so he can pretend he's straight?

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2008/06/daily-mirror-blind-item_25.html

Anonymous said...

Well, Jake sure had sex with Dunst. She more than once bragged about doing it in public places with him.

Anonymous said...

Maybe, maybe not.

Probably not.

It's all about the Lie.

Anonymous said...

Who's the Hollywood heart-throb who refuses sex with gorgeous women, but still dates them so he can pretend he's straight?

No way this is Jake, what gorgeous women has he dated? I like Kiki but gorgeous she ain't, and Reese let’s just not go there. shudders

Anonymous said...

"Hello, beautiful," says the Joker, sniffing Rachel like a feral beast.

Wheeeeee! I can hardly wait to see TDK. I saw the trailer on television, and Joker stopped me dead in my tracks, he was so good.

Anonymous said...

I had a nightmare about Heath's Joker. I'm not kidding. His Joker scares me a little.

Anonymous said...

"No, your eyes aren't deceiving you. Jake Gyllenhaal is looking fitter than ever, and his girlfriend Reese Witherspoon seems to have influenced his fitness routine. "Jake's in great shape already - but Reese seems to motivate him to push himself even harder," an insider told In Touch Weekly. Their secret, reports the magazine, is mixing up their routine. "They'll hit the gym one day, hike the next day and then swim another day," the source told the magazine.'

So if they're doing all this excersing together, how come Jake's body is smoking hot and Reese's body is flabby and has no muscle tone. Also, if there was a Reeke sighting in London, how come there haven't been any pics? And why is Reese there anyway?

Anonymous said...

Why is it that US Magazine, or whatever magazine it is, should be entitled The Chronicles of Reeke? Every other week it's about them - their whole relationship is played out in the gossip mags!

Anonymous said...

When you miss somebody, you want to speak about him.

I think that says it all, pretty much.


Pretty much.

Anonymous said...

... their whole relationship is played out in the gossip mags!

That's the very point of the fauxmance.

posted at Datalounge today said...

"Apparently Jake & Reese are on the cover of this weeks Us Weekly with the headline: "Jake Moves In! Reese Witherspoon takes the next step as she commits to a man who's kind to her kids and gives her the love she deserves."

Oh God, when is this gonna end? Jake has become the straightest man on earth, the daddy in training, the most loving boyfriend, the devoted family man. He was so much more interesting before Reese era. God, I miss old Jake, who was a goof, who had this incredible aura to him, who was making these ambiguous comments about his sexuality. He was fun, he was crazy, I even liked him with Kirsten regardless of what they had together.

Jake, where did you go?

by: Anonymous reply 127 06/25/08 @18:31
[Flag]

Jake IS seeing a therapist, r125. The thing is, the therapist can only say the same thing for years - "Probably better in terms of self-esteem and life fulfillment if you came out - oh, I see you, you say you can't. It will ruin your chances of being a star? What about theater or indie films? Oh, I see, they don't pay the same amount and you won't be as famous. Okay - I see we're just at 50 minutes. That's $225 - see you next Thursday for the next 15 years."
by: Anonymous reply 128 06/25/08 @18:31

Anonymous said...

Interesting. Did anyone mention Jake and therapy before?

Anonymous said...
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jayna said...

ONLY $225 yankee dollarhs for a therapy session? since when? I spent my weeks salary years ago to be persuaded I should go straight -Im sure it's gone way up since then!

And Im sure the pickin's and suckers are the same.

jayna said...

p.s. Yeah see "Interview" interview with JBG what is "maturity" - he's swallowing a bill of goods to get what he wants.

Well, bless your cheatin' heart, Jake, I've been there, done that, and I guess I should be more compassionate.

why is everybody anon on this site? should I be also?

Anonymous said...

why is everybody anon on this site?

I guess it's just a habit.

Anonymous said...

I spent my weeks salary years ago to be persuaded I should go straight ...

I hope you asked for a refund.

Anonymous said...

Jayna, you don't have to be anon, but some of us find it allows for a more "bracing" commentary. ;)

Anonymous said...

well,let's hear it, then, for anonymity. . . ? ? ? ?

Anonymous said...

: x

Anonymous said...

Cute Heath interview. Talks about his hair falling out.

Interview

Anonymous said...

Awww... thanks for the link.

Anonymous said...

Awww... thanks for the link.

It's a cute interview, I thought I'd share. :)

Brothers BI said...

Blind Item Analysis: Which 'Hunky Actors' Just Can't Quit Each Other?

A vague and incredibly mysterious blind item in today’s NY Daily News initially gave us a headache because not a single “groovy”-like hint was included:

"What two hunky actors are refraining from any public displays of affection now that spies on their set are suggesting they're more than friends?"

But then we remembered an old love lesson from kindergarten: boys tend to be most cruel to their objects of affection. So after racking our brains trying to think of every male/male couplet currently filming a movie somewhere out there proved useless, we took the very few clues supplied in the piece, added in that old grade-school dictum we just referenced and voila! We think we might be onto something. See the puzzle pieces connect after the jump.

Based on all the reports of on-set squabbling, competition and battling egos from the set of Jim Sheridan’s Brothers, our top suspects are the film’s “hunky” co-stars Tobey Maguire and Jake Gyllenhaal. Before Var even announced the remake’s cast back in September, the pair already had a history of tension between them following rumors that Jake would replace Tobey in any upcoming Spiderman sequels. And as soon as filming began in November, gossip spread that the two were bitching and moaning over sharing the same makeup artist. The next month, Star reported that the divas were “competing over who gets along better with castmates and crew...while Tobey gave crew members new 8GB iPod Nanos, Jake gave out gift certificates to tony Koi restaurant.”

Interestingly enough, the relationship turned from sour to sweet seemingly overnight, as photos of Tobey in tight latex and Jake in his Brokeback beard schmoozing in LA emerged, followed by stories that Jake spotted Tobey and his family in Brentwood and “pulled his car over for a chat.” And yet, no happy paparazzi shots or friendly tales have come over the wires since then, leading us to wonder if this PDA-free pact is behind the void. But you tell us: are we just wishfully thinking? And if so, who are we forgetting?

Defamer

Anonymous said...

Defamer comment:

For a sweet second I thought it was James Marsden and Jake Gyllenhaall on the Nailed set because
a. funny title for gay sex romp and
b. they have a lot of down time.

Anonymous said...

LOL!!! That BI sounds like they are filming currently, Brothers wrapped in Feb. Plus wouldn't they mention that one of the actors was married??? Defamer is reaching, this BI could be anyone.

Anonymous said...

What two hunky actors are refraining from any public displays of affection now that spies on their set are suggesting they're more than friends?

Posted on OMG - Gossip Girl's Ed Westwick and Chace Crawford?

Roommates Ed Westwick and Chace Crawford Are Hiding Their Photobucket in Plain Sight

Anonymous said...

Thank you to the anon who posted the Heath interview. I miss him so much. He was a genuine man. I will never understand why his life was so short when he had so much to offer.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know what the "two visual clues" are referring to Jake and Reese in Ted's video? I've been scratching my head as to this. (See the current post by Jackie on the main blog.)

Anonymous said...

"Apparently Jake & Reese are on the cover of this weeks Us Weekly with the headline: "Jake Moves In! Reese Witherspoon takes the next step as she commits to a man who's kind to her kids and gives her the love she deserves."

I think this is the most pathetic Reeke PR has been so far. Reese would do *anything* to put Ryan down. He and Abbie must be really happy for her to be so bitter. I hope her kids find out one day how spiteful she really is. And Jake is so pathetic and spineless for being involved at all. They really do deserve each other. I hope they have a long and miserable sexless life together!

Anonymous said...

When you miss somebody, you want to speak about him.

This is Christian Bale speaking, right? The original poster didn't specify. Anyway, what a lovely quote. Bale is such a class act. Who doesn't love him?

Anonymous said...

"Does anyone know what the "two visual clues" are referring to Jake and Reese in Ted's video?"

The visual clue in Ted's video was a closet.

Anonymous said...

"I hope they have a long and miserable sexless life together!"

LOL!

Anonymous said...

This is Christian Bale speaking, right? The original poster didn't specify. Anyway, what a lovely quote. Bale is such a class act. Who doesn't love him?:

I've loved him since "Little Women." He's a wonderful actor and he is HOT!

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know what the "two visual clues" are referring to Jake and Reese in Ted's video?

Hm... Here is the video:

Truth, Lies and Ted - June 12

Anonymous said...

They really do deserve each other. I hope they have a long and miserable sexless life together!

What life together, don't be silly.

Anonymous said...

The visual clue in Ted's video was a closet.

A closet and picture of Jennifer and Vince?

from omg said...

Here are some of the highlights from the US Weekly article I picked up-

*Jake stayed in R's house while she was in Japan

*She calls Atti "her dog"

*They're talking marriage but she wants to take it slow

*"Even if he only had 48 hours off he'd fly home because he missed her so much."- unnamed source

*Reese's kids "need to figure out who Jake is and don't quite understand yet."- unnamed source

*Jake's parents and sister crazy about her

*Atti and Reese's dog get along so well and have matching red bandannas

*On June 22 Reese flew to London. The next night Reeke were spotted leaving her Dorchester hotel to dine at Cipriani

Anonymous said...

This is Christian Bale speaking, right?

Yes.

"Christian Bale talks parenting, privacy and “kindred spirit” Heath Ledger in the new issue of Parade. Here are some great excerpts:

Your co-star Heath Ledger, who plays The Joker, died tragically after the film wrapped. Do you mind talking about him? No, listen, I want to talk about Heath. When you miss somebody, you want to speak about him. He was a unique character, a very infectious character. He was a good man, and I was glad to have spent time with him. He was somebody who I’d been seeing on a daily basis for months. It takes a long time to accept that someone’s gone, when all body and mind are telling you that this is somebody you will know for a great deal of time. He was something of a kindred spirit to myself.

It must be difficult. Much of it has to do with my respect for his daughter, whom he loved so dearly and whom he would talk about so often. For me, that is of incredible importance. I hope in a small way that The Dark Knight can be a celebration of his work. Not like the hideous circus after he died, which I felt was an invasion of a private life. This movie is not a personal home video. This is what he did. I hope people will embrace that in the correct fashion.

Tell me about agreeing to do the next Terminator. I’ve always had two varying degrees of success, and I’m not talking about anything to do with box office. I’m talking about my own parameters. You know, an interest in attempting in a wide variety of stories. I never desired to be a big studio movie actor, action actor. I’ve never desired to be a serious independent movie actor. I enjoy all of those. It depends on what mood I’m in. And therefore, I will try to bend those stories into becoming something that I can enjoy myself, varying degrees of success with that. We have an opportunity with it for a continuation, but also a reinvention, and I have to say, much the same way in my mind as we have with Batman. And beyond that I won’t say anymore because we’re just starting. (Editor’s Translation: “No, I can’t talk about it.”)"

http://www.parade.com/celebrity/articles/080623-christian-bale

Anonymous said...

Cute Heath interview. Talks about his hair falling out.

Interview


OMG, his voice is the sexiest thing ever!

also from OMG said...

*Reese's kids "need to figure out who Jake is and don't quite understand yet."- unnamed source

Reeke has been going on for over a year and we've been subjected to these PR stories of how wonderfully Jake and the kids get along, Deacon quoting Jake, Jake and the kids trick or treating, hiking, preparing for Reese's birthday party together and, how they were going to spend Father's Day with Jake because they love hime so much. After all of that, and they don't know who Jake is and he's moving into their house? So what is the explanation Reese has given her kids about Jake being there 24/7? And if Reese if so concerned about the soccer mom set, how come this perfect mother ditched her kids for the past week and ran off to be alone with her "boyfriend". Looks like their PR teams can't get their stories straight.

Anonymous said...

Rags know their readers, that's why their stories don't need to make sense. lol

Anonymous said...

7:23AM: Everyone knows that Jen was bearding for Vince, that's why her thing with Meyer is BS. That's what he was referring to, he did the same thing with Clooney when he broke up with whatsherface, he went into a closet.

Anonymous said...

Sarah Larson. How could you already forgot her name, she was a good beard. lol

Anonymous said...

Lets face it Chace Crawford and Zac Efron are two of the prettiest people I have ever laid eyes on. They need to make a baby. No guy is that pretty and straight.

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