Tuesday, 1 April 2008

The Good Question Replies Have It

Dear Ted:
Does Toothy Tile's girlfriend know that he's Toothy Tile? I'm thinking Toothy might be working his way toward her ex.
Concord, N.C.

Dear Tooth-Fake:
Yes, and quite possible. But only if he already had him. T2’s in lurve, doncha know.

Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth


Wow! Jake outed by Elizabeth Taylor! said...

Elizabeth Taylor, president of Friends And Girls Harboring Affection for Gays, or F.A.G. H.A.G, urged cautious optimism. “Knight will be back,” Taylor said. “Cornelsen is a total twink. Does Heigl really think this is anything other than a gay mid-life crisis? Monty [Clift] went through this, Roddy [McDowell] went through this, Rock [Hudson] went through this. Jake Gyllenhaal is going through it right now. Wait, I didn’t just out Jake Gyllenhaal, did I?”

After Elton

sigh said...

TT & GG 4 eva.

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