Tuesday, 25 March 2008

The Pained Replies Have It

Dear Ted:
Whatever happened to Toothy Tile? It's been ages since you've had a Blind Vice about him! Has he settled into a well-concealed domestic life, or did he just receive some discretion for Christmas?
Calgary, Alberta, Canada

Dear That's It:
Gifted to him by his agent, manager, publicist, gardener and current hetero squeeze.

Dear Ted:
Wondering what Toothy Tile has been up to lately. You haven't mentioned him since Heath Ledger died. I find that interesting. Could it be...
Edison, N.J.

Dear Good Question:
No, but not too far off.

Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth


Anonymous said...

Great to hear Ted speaking of old Toothy again.

Jackie said...

Yes, it is! :)