Tuesday, 26 February 2008

Just another beard

Dear Ted:
Norm of the Las Vegas Journal clearly knows George Clooney better than you do. He reported breathlessly on Clooney's "romantic" Valentine's Day dinner with Sarah Larson and her boss in Vegas, and he described the actor's singing and dancing with Larson around a very public fountain later. You should resign in shame for suggesting this relationship is less than it appears to be. I'm embarrassed for you. You obviously wouldn't know true love if it jumped up and down on a couch for you.
Los Angeles

Dear Looney for Clooney:
Not even Margo's allowed on my couch without wiping her paws off first. And since you live somewhere that clearly isn't reality, you've got a lot to learn about how celebs act when they know reporters aren't writing articles about them.

Source: The Awful Express

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"George Clooney brought his lovely robot, Sarah Larson, to the Oscars tonight and I swear this chick doesn't speak. I was watching her on E! and bitch just laughed the whole time. I think I love her. I know what this bitch is up to! Hurry Sarah, get knocked up! Trap that Clooney.

He could have bought her ass a better dress though. You can get that shit at Pearl River in NYC. I also threw in a picture of Cojo, because it wouldn't be the Oscars without him!"