Fan who writes insane theories as truths, ignores facts and fakes evidence in desperate attempt to support some delusion.
Two creepily similar examples:
1. Oh My Godot blog – "Jake Gyllenhaal and Austin Nichols are married and have 5 or 6 kids."
2. Hkn Haven blog – "Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are married and have a kid."
From Hkn Haven blog:
"Yep Kristen and Rob still have a baby. Did you think that would change? No they are not bad parents because they don't spend 24/7 together. They spend plenty of time as a family that we don't know about.
Can't believe she (daughter) is two already! Adorable! Looking forward to the day when we get a pic like this of Rob, Kristen, and Sweet Pea. Sigh.
Yes they are married!
Is that his wedding ring on his finger? Could be. Wink.
She also said yes Kristen was in L.A on Rob's birthday. Taco stand she's pretty sure on but doesn't want to say 100 percent. July 4th is a definite yes.
As for where they live no she's not going to tell us where but yes they do live TOGETHER. Rob doesn't live under a bridge or sleep on an air mattress. He lives with Kristen and sleeps with her. Among other things.
Just because you don't see daily pics of them together like other celebrities who WANT to sell their relationship to the tabs doesn't mean their relationship doesn't exist. It most certainly does.
Having said that we are always still looking for clues to convince us what we already know to be true.
Rob and Kris are married and have a child. My husband believes this, too. You can't change our minds."
ALL that you can find posted on Oh My Godot blog, too.
Same fiction, same "arguments", same insanity.
Creepy.
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«Oldest ‹Older 1801 – 2000 of 2373 Newer› Newest»Alexis™ @alexisstj 1h
Just watched #AgentsofSHIELD episode 5 !! :))
Awww Austin Nichols is so fluffy cute !!! 😍 haha
Saying goodbye http://www.whosay.com/l/Wkf9cYr
Photo from his Canada trip?
2014 - Annual Charity Day
Caption: NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 11: Jake Gyllenhaal attends Annual Charity Day Hosted by Cantor Fitzgerald and BGC at Cantor Fitzgerald on September 11, 2014 in New York City.
Moving Through Time @movingthrutime 11h
Caught Jake Gyllenhaal on @CBCRadioQ yesterday—such an interesting man! Really eager to see Nightcrawler later this month.
Brainless fangirl thinks that blog makes Jake gay, LMAO :)))))))))))))))
Fangirl,
I'll turn Jake straight
if you post 1.000 trolling comments.
LOL :)
RICKY MARTIN & IAN THORPE ARE REPORTEDLY DATING!
Ricky was in Australia at the time and helped Ian prepare his coming out. There were reports about them dating, but I presumed it was just made up story.
"According to celeb reporter Peter Ford, the two lovebirds have signed a magazine deal worth half a million dollars to tell their love story."
Ay!!!
God said...
Fangirl, I'll turn Jake straight if you post 1.000 trolling comments.
Crazy fangirl is working on that, LMAO
God said...
Whore, I'll turn you into a virgin if you get fucked by 1.000 men.
Crazy whore is working on that, and she loves it LMAO
Mélanie Matossi @MelanieMatossi 11h
@AUS10NICHOLS It's Isabelle's brithday @Zabou1290 , can you wish her? She's one of your biggest fan and it will be a nice present !
Isa @Zabou1290 3h
@AUS10NICHOLS Thank you so much Austin 😍😍😍 i really hope to meet you one day !
awwwwwwwwwwww
Brian?! @TheDirtyBubble6 2h
The movie "Nightcrawler" looks insanely good. Jake Gyllenhaal has become a damn good actor
And Jake Gyllenhaal is still GAY :))))
Jules Che @lotusleafstyle 3h
Oh, hi Jake Gyllenhaal. Thx for popping by the lounge #tiff #tiff14 #behindthescenes @guess portrait http://instagram.com/p/s4O-2rCBs8/
Lesley @_lunabars · 5h
I'm gonna cry myself to sleep cause this kid saw Jake Gyllenhaal at the party I promoted and went to today. 😭😭😭
Alexis Taylor Monroe @alexisTmonroe · 5h
you know, meeting Jake Gyllenhaal and Chris from ANTM Cycle 20 in the same night was pretty cool. They're pretty awesome people.
Astin @AstinTO 8h
NIGHTCRAWLER is elevated from good to great by Jake Gyllenhaal's stellar dead-eyed, hollowed-out, sociopathic performance. #TIFF14
Sarah Abriel @sarahabriel 8h
I cannot stop thinking about Gyllenhaal's character in Nightcrawler. Cold as ice. Crazy role, great movie. Lingering in my head!! #AFF2014
Laura Di Girolamo @laura_digi 8h
Nightcrawler absolutely went everywhere I figured it was gonna go, but goddamn that unsettling Jake Gyllenhaal performance #TIFF14
And Austin Nichols is still GAY :))))
josh lewis @thejoshl 8h
NIGHTCRAWLER is nuts. A cynical, darkly funny, off the rails crime-thriller. Gyllenhaal is totally insane, and never been better. #TIFF14
Rob Trench @robtrench 9h
Nightcrawler is bleak, full of dark humor, and has an edge of your seat pulse that doesn't let up. It's Gyllenhaal's Taxi Driver. #TIFF14
And Austin Nichols is still GAY :))))
Really?
Gay men fuck and date girls? LOL
I don't think so!
LOL :)
Still waiting for Jake to start dating and fucking females!
Sar Gordon @SarahEGordonn · 2h
I'm at six flags and im not wearing pants ((in case anyone wanted to know how much I hate pants))
Toby @WhyIsMyNameToby 7h
RT THIS PICTURE OF JESUS GYLLENHAAL I WANT TO SEE HOW FAR IT GOES pic.twitter.com/6CE5azuFkQ
LMAO!!!
Jason Fung @aJasonFung 1h
NIGHTCRAWLER: A NETWORK and TAXI DRIVER mash-up is an apt comparison. Gyllenhaal is on a fantastic run right now. #TIFF14
Always lovely to see stupid trolls melting, LOL :)))
P.S. Jake is gay, Austin fucks girls.
Myriam. Bjl @MyriamMyriaam 4h
Thank youuuuuu @AUS10NICHOLS 😁😍❤️ pic.twitter.com/2uV8RYqJcx
Austin always has time for hot, young girls :)
Underage girls love sweet talking
Sar Gordon @SarahEGordonn · 59m
It's so weird to think that a few months ago I thought I knew who I was gonna marry...now I get asked on dates & I have to start all over..
Sar Gordon @SarahEGordonn · 56m
Getting out of a long term relationship has got to be the hardest thing to adapt to...
Florida Tom said...
I would take the more mature Austy.
Awwwwwwwwwww, poor Tom, Austin would take underage girls :)))
Jake,
enjoy your Sunday,
it's working day tomorrow :)
Mahogany @Hogs_12 · 45m
I JUST WALKED BY JAKE GYLLENHAAL. FACCCKKK.
Mahogany @Hogs_12 · 42m
HE HAD HIS EARPHONES IN AND I CALLED HIS NAME BUT HE IGNORED MEEEE. I'M SO RUDE. I GAVE UPPP.
September 14 - Jake Out & About In New York City
September 14 - Jake Shopping In New York City
Jake,
stop pretending that you live in New York City!!!
LOL :)
Jake Gyllenhaal doesn't believe in nightmares.
The 33-year-old actor has revealed he doesn't believe in scary dreams despite always having them.
He told Variety magazine: ''I always have nightmares [but] I don't really believe in nightmares. I don't believe the things that scare us are in our dreams.
''I think they are us communicating with ourselves. Even if I'm scared, I think they are helpful sometimes.''
Too stupid for words PG is back!
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile · 16h
Did Goose and Tooth sneak away to LA with the fam after the Trade Some Stocks Charity event on 9/11?
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile · 16h
Toothy walking all alone in NYC yesterday. We know better. ;-)
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile · 38m
Since Demolition filming in NYC is supposed to start today, Jake may have gotten back into town late yesterday... 1 of 2
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile · 36m
But I'm not buying that he was there over the weekend. There's too much overreaction going on that's out of normal pattern.
Thanks for a laugh!
Frank Mahoney @frankmahoney07 8h
Some Lolita shit is going on in #lol every girl wants on Austin Nichols
Art imitating life :)
Did Goose and Tooth sneak away to LA with the fam after the Trade Some Stocks Charity event on 9/11?
Of course they did!
Jake Gyllenhaal attends Annual Charity Day Hosted By Cantor Fitzgerald And BGC at Cantor Fitzgerald on September 11, 2014 in New York City.
Jake was back from Toronto so I'm sure he was happy to travel to LA on Thursday. To be on the set in New York today.
Because Austin is too busy to travel to New York so Jake and kids traveled to LA.
Because that is easier than Jake and kids and Austin living in LA all the time.
And all New York sightings are fake.
And all Jake in New York weekend photos are fake.
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
David Kavanagh @Movie_Binger_63 54m
Verdict: ENEMY. WTF? That ending? Everything was great & interesting until the last scene. Jake Gyllenhaal was brilliant in this but WTF?
Chris Gagnon @thechrisgagnon 1h
We have Nightcrawler for @CinefestSudbury's Gala Presentation tonight. Jake Gyllenhaal has bee getting rave reviews! http://bit.ly/1tX9uZX
pixiejill @sextingboys 2h
jake gyllenhaal went to my high school so this is how they're advertising picture day thank god pic.twitter.com/gg8P4dfVub
nemo @nou3msr3y 5h
So Jake Gyllenhaal was shooting a film at my workplace and I totally missed him! Fuck!
NYC
"And all New York sightings are fake.
And all Jake in New York weekend photos are fake."
With Austin in LA and Jake in New York OMGers can only write blatant, moronic lies.
Of ALL THE LUNACY that OMG comes up with the idea that Jake has to hide any time he spends in LA is the most insane. HE'S AN ACTOR. He does not need an excuse or to hide if he is in LA. Actors are expected to be in LA on a regular basis for meetings and stuff even if they do not live there. the crazy...
OMG must really hate Jake. The Jian Ghomeshi interview (Jake babbled throughout very incoherent and hard to watch) ended with a question about where he is on his journey path and he stumbled very uncomfortabley and unable to answer. OMG takes this as inability to tell the truth that he's a father (???) when it is obvious to anyone else who actually cares about Jake that his cringy stumbling throughout the interview shows he is in deep pain about where he is in his life right now. This is consistent that Jake is depressed and unstable. His major mental health issue does not fit their happy 'family with five kids' narrative so they just ignore it.
they hate jake and they don't even watch his work. MM is so clueless about Jake that she referred to Alyssa as his fake girlfriend when Alyssa has been with a new boy for months.
MM is mentally ill like pg
OMGers are so fucking pathetic, LOL
gail_nyc Monday morning - Jake Gyllenhaal & Chris Cooper filming "Demolition" movie in the lobby of WTC
http://websta.me/p/810104958128536635_520410558
Unless Jake is on a comedy show (like Kimmel) where he can deflect with wit, he is babbly and not very articulate. He says the same things over and over about the importance of family and being grateful and so on. He shifts thoughts mid sentence. This interview was especially bad because it wasn't edited and Jian didn't let him deflect with humor.
It seemed like the last question caught him off guard still it should have been simple enough to pull out a fluffy answer but instead Jake seemed almost upset. I worry about him
AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS · 8h
My film, STROKER, is screening at the @austinfilmfest. I'm honored to be included. Come see me in Austin, TX this October.
Nice!
Austin Film Festival @austinfilmfest 11h
Today's first #MovieMondays announcement is @aus10nichols' short "Stroker"! Welcome to #AFF2014!
"My film, STROKER, is screening at the @austinfilmfest."
Maybe this time Austin will tweet something about his movie, he must be the laziest celebrity ever, lol
I think he may have just been tired - he's been traveling and promoting his films nonstop. He seemed to do a good job otherwise, and to me it was kind of charming to see him just be human, without a perfect answer.
Certain of the OMG crowd have never been flustered or at a loss for words I guess. If he had a robotic, scripted answer - then they'd say it was all scripted and too perfect.
He's a quirky artist, what's not to love about that?
"I think he may have just been tired"
My first thought, too, but I need to watch the interview. TIFF was non stop promo for a few days, doing shows like Kimmel is easy.
Matt Southern @MattSouthern 11h
Jake Gyllenhaal's performance in #Nightcrawler was probably his best ever. Such a creepy and bone chilling movie, loved it!
Certain of the OMG crowd have never been flustered or at a loss for words I guess. If he had a robotic, scripted answer - then they'd say it was all scripted and too perfect.
So true. Any answer, photo, tweet, sighting - anything can be twisted and bent to fit their narrative if they try hard enough. It's why conspiracy theories never really go away even if they've been more or less disproven many times. Because there are always people out there who are good at twisting "evidence" to cast doubt. All OMG is is a conspiracy theory website.
clara @ashleytismile 44s
i hope this pic gonna be real one day @AUS10NICHOLS ❤️ Please notice me 😔 pic.twitter.com/Iskdp4E9wr
AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS · 3m
My next film. You guys will like this. NOSTRADAMUS. Here are two possible posters. Which do you prefer?
http://www.whosay.com/l/fWB9f2L
Nice to see Austin working again. OMGers will pretend that Austin and Jake aren't working at the same time.
They will be so happy to find out Austin and Chloe are are working together again, LOL :)
Awwwwww, Austin and Chloe stayed friends, that's nice :)
GYLLENCRAZY @GYLLENCRAZY 22m
I wonder if #ChrisCooper remembers the advice he gave you, Jake #Demolition #FimingNow #JakeGyllenhaal pic.twitter.com/2w03QuX5H7
AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS · 4h
Thomas Ikimi wrote and directed this new film. NOSTRADAMUS. It is a great movie with a killer twist. Can't wait for you to see it.
Jake Gyllenhaal’s “Nightcrawler” has been set as the opening night screening for the 10th annual Film Independent Forum at the Directors Guild of America on Oct. 24.
The pic will be followed by a Q&A with director Dan Gilroy and producer Jennifer Fox. Open Road is releasing “Nightcrawler” on Oct. 31.
They will be so happy to find out Austin and Chloe are are working together again, LOL :)
Probably reason for Chloe to attend that Austin, TX party with Austin.
Fingers crossed Austin & Chloe are dating :)
Only Jake fits Toothy Tile clues.
Then Grey Goose must be Austin. Only Austin fits GG clues
Yes, he does.
But Austin dating and fucking girls in real life is more convincing than BI story :)
Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :```(
OMGers pretend that Chloe and Sarah never happened.
Yep, they are deranged like that, lol
Retards from OMG blog want people to stop posting facts about Jake and Austin.
They're fine with being liars and posting crazy fiction.
Poor OMG trolls, LMAO :)))
Thom Green @thomgreen_ 6h
Finally saw "Enemy". Trippy. I still worship the ground Gyllenhaal walks on.
Black Label Media @b_l_media · Sep 17
Week one of filming #DEMOLITION #JakeGyllenhaal #NaomiWatts #ChrisCooper #JeanMarcVallee
Maybe 1 in 20 items posted by either Ted or Enty had any weight to them. The rest is/was just click-bait.
Ted, hurry up with that book! :)
A l y s s a @alyssasconzo5 55m
@AUS10NICHOLS is the perfect Julian Baker... I am obsessed 😍😭
Jelani Sinclair @jelani_sinclair · 4h
On set with Jake Gyllenhaal..I love my job.
Jelani Sinclair @jelani_sinclair · 10m
And Rachel McAdams is on set..this day just keeps getting better. LOL.
Jelani Sinclair @jelani_sinclair · 10m
@_NaturallyHer LOL. I'll see if I can get a picture.
Rachel? Wrong movie?
So, earlier this week, Ted Casablanca signed off from E! after 20 years there. That is a really long time to be writing a gossip column. Many of you have asked if I know anything. I will get to that in a minute. I think Ted deserves a lot of credit for the blind item. He made it popular. He made every column his own with that crazy language of his that only a Variety subscriber can truly appreciate. Over the past three weeks he has not really been there and after that long away, the move was not unexpected. Is he sick? Getting a new job? Fired for doing something wrong? Maybe he bad mouthed a Kardashian instead of kissing their rings. The rumor is that Ted was suspended while the bosses decided what to do. It didn't turn out well, and I don't think ted did anything on purpose. He could have caused a lot of damage to a lot of people. I think the bosses at E! should remember that and have given him a second chance. I think they chose what he did as an excuse to get rid of him and his salary and find someone they like more.
Interesting to read this now. E! changed direction after Ted's departure (and a few other staff were let go at the same time) so it seems in hindsite it had less to do with Ted and more to do with E! deliberately turning in to People Lite.
Caleb Edwards @Caleb_Thing2 1h
Jake Gyllenhaal is quickly becoming one of the best actors in film. He was always good, but his roles are becoming a lot more challenging.
Sar Gordon @SarahEGordonn · 1h
Ok yep found my soul Mate he's def the one
Oh no!
Awwwwwwwww, poor OMG trolls are melting :))))))))))
Poor Shitty, so transparent and pathetic.
Sar Gordon @SarahEGordonn · 2m
Man I know Mr. Nichols is gonna have a good weekend
Awwwww, Austin didn't forget his sweet Sarah :)
suppposedly this is jake's house for sale.. funny it doesnt look very kid friendly
https://www.redfin.com/CA/Los-Angeles/7411-Woodrow-Wilson-Dr-90046/home/5312277
http://rumorfix.com/2014/09/jake-gyllenhaal-puts-multi-million-dollar-home-sale/
No supposedly. That is his house. His not kid-friendly house. ;-)
Poor Austin and BTz will be homeless LMAO
"Jake Gyllenhaal has just listed his Los Angeles home for $3.5 million, RumorFix has learned."
Austin who?
Melting OMGers really HATE latest news, LOL :)
Sar Gordon @SarahEGordonn · 9h
Team (karla&lenox) told me to tell you hey, so hey!! Haha. @AUS10NICHOLS
Awwwwwwwww :)
Daniella Alonso @DaniellaAllonso 9h
The Donnelly family in the movie that I filmed in the last year @SanPatFilm, with @juliannaguill @AUS10NICHOLS pic.twitter.com/WxS1rb6XAW
Free Hugs ♡ @TreeHillLeviner 15h
I miss the time when @AUS10NICHOLS DM me 😢 feels like ages ago 😳
Izzi Franson @IzziFranson Sep 17
Trying to call my boss in NY but she's not answering her phone as Jake Gyllenhaal is filming in her office!
Dreamy pensive pair of eyebrows Jake Gyllenhaal has put his three-bedroom Hollywood Hills home on the market for $3.5M. The listing, which went up sometime in the last 24 hours, describes a "gated celebrity compound on almost 2 acres down a long private drive" in a "private setting on a lushly planted estate-size lot with trails and large grassy yard." It sure is pleasant to picture him mowing it.
The listing photos for the modest home are disappointingly scant—such a Gyllenhaal move—but do show a tasteful living room with high beamed ceilings and built-ins, oh god, such built-ins. The kitchen cabinets are fun and faux-antique-y and if the furniture is his, he has fine taste in furniture.
The 2,826-square-foot home was bought back in 2005 under a "Woodrow Trust" for $2.5M. The current asking price is $3.5M. Back in May, Gyllenhaal checked out an extremely charming 1828 Tribeca townhouse, and a SoHo penthouse in December of last year, both across the river from his sister Maggie.
http://curbed.com/archives/2014/09/19/jake-gyllenhaal-lists-los-angeles-home.php
Amber Rana @amberranaphotog · Sep 7
I feel like people just hang outside of Lincoln Center in their craziest outfit just to get their picture taken.
Amber Rana @amberranaphotog · 7h
Just saw Gemma Ward. She is so beautiful.
Amber Rana @amberranaphotog · 6h
I also just saw Jake Gyllenhaal.
Amber Rana @amberranaphotog · 5h
His new puppy is really cute.
Ethan @EthanK369 6h
Guys, Jake Gyllenhaal is amazing, creepy, and psychotic. Please check out Nightcrawler.
Rob @r0bwatson 9h
Everyone is great in The Honorable Woman (if Gyllenhaal doesn't get an Emmy it's a crime) but I want a Janet McTeer/Stephen Rea spinoff now.
Craig Gutteridge @derbadian 11h
Just watched Frank, a film inspired by Frank Sidebottom. Great film, really moving. Maggie Gyllenhaal is superb, as she is in everything.
Aneeza Suleman @Annie0247 11h
Hugh Jackman and Jake Gyllenhaal. Soo much sexiness in one picture! http://pinterest.com/pin/304063412315859814/
Variety @Variety 15h
Jake Gyllenhaal's Hollywood Hills house for sale (EXCLUSIVE) http://variety.com/2014/dirt/real-estalker/jake-gyllenhaals-hollywood-hills-house-up-for-sale-1201309430/ … pic.twitter.com/pyo3rEYTqO
Tweets are good only when I can spin them into J&A story.
Exactly!
LOL :)
Typical OMG retard, trashing people who post about facts. OMGers don't mind lies and delusions, they hate facts and people who prove them wrong.
Fucking idiots, lol.
The Real Estalker first reported the listing and hinted that Jake may have been renting the place out for the last couple years and living elsewhere.
No wonder OMG trolls are melting :)
WDW Kate @Wetdarkandwild 10m
New post Big catch up: Jake Gyllenhaal in Toronto! Videos and interviews. Plus more...: How about this! Thirty... http://bit.ly/1wRVANG
Shitty K spinning post about Jake selling LA house into Jake and Austin are married crap.
She's embarrassing herself.
Even I am embarrassed for her.
...
Jake bought this property around the same time of the release of his movie “Jarhead.”
Well when you put a ring on it... the house comes next doesn't it.
...
Why this for an Austin Friday post?
Hello.... this must be your first visiting OMG. Welcome. (Jake and Austin Lakers game photo from 2006)
crazy bitch lol
Hmmm. OMGers have gone on record before that they don't believe the Woodrow Wilson house is Jakes.
Yes the video years ago (2008?) of Jake approaching the gate of this house on a motobike led to them saying it was a pap setup and jake would never be filmed at his actual home.
Then they turned around and actually believed that Austin posted his real address on twitter.
Whatever fits the fiction.
PG: "There's no way Jake was even living at that house when he pulled up on that motorcycle. That was all for show."
Yes because Jake would buy a $2.5 million home but not live in it. Sure.
Still waiting for OMG retards to explain why years ago Jake moved to New York while his "husband and father of his kids" lives in LA and Austin, TX :)
Jake is straight?
Really?
Straight man would "date" cheap publicity whores like Taylor Swift and Alyssa Miller?
Sawyer Tabony @SawyerTabony · 5h
Celebrity couples make stargazing doubly efficient: Maggie Gyllenhaal & Peter Sarsgaard let Natalya & me order first at the ice cream shop!
Whit's Movie Reviews @WhitsMovies 5h
Jake Gyllenhaal is one of the best working actors today. In 20 years we're going to look at him the way we look at Nicholson and Brando now.
manon @cinelov 12h
franco gyllenhaal pic.twitter.com/JHRvu9ztt4
LOL @ PG saying the house doesn't look like it has been lived in for awhile. Are they really that clueless? When these celebrity homes are put on the market, the rooms are professionally staged for photographs the same as would be done for a magazine shoot. Everything perfectly placed. Was she expecting to see dishes in the sink and newspapers on the floor? And they call others naive.
What's even more LOL is real(ly dumb) M saying "I also remember Austin saying Jake was a neat freak and liked simple, clean lines."
Thank god for things called garbage bins to dispose of all the dirty diapers to fool those clued up OMGers
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