Saturday 29 June 2013

It's Bearding Time Again!



beard 
A common word used to address a homosexual's female friend who he takes around town. He normally calls this companion his "girlfriend" to prove to the world that he is a masculine, football watching, titty grabbing heterosexual male. Although, he may think that this so called 'image' is working, he's actually fooling himself. It's completely obvious to on-lookers that he is a flamboyant gay man. - Urban Dictionary

More bearding info: https://twitter.com/Beard_Club

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It's possible they don't know or care about his sexuality

lol!

lame

Jake's PR said...

If you read something in the bigger tabloids about Jake his PR probably leaked it.

The public has the right to know that Jake dates women of the opposite sex! He's heterosexual like that!

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Anonymous said...

Showtime ‏@SHO_Network
#RayDonovan fans: @AUS10NICHOLS will be live tweeting tomorrow's new episode (east coast feed)! Follow him to follow along!
2h ago

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Hi bitch tom and pg

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Anonymous said...

OMG cum dumpsters are always pissed off.

Oh wait, Austin is in Texas, Jake in Martha's Vineyard, so they do have a good reason, LOL!!! :)

Anonymous said...

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AUS10NICHOLS - 7h ago

I will be live twatting tomorrow night for Ray Donovan y'all. Come enjoy my twat.

HA!!!

Anonymous said...

pretty little bitch ‏@oriental_tamy
@AUS10NICHOLS twat? It's a pussy right? Didn't know u have one but I like pussy too #sexgod pic.twitter.com/GyQEBiuZ00
4h ago

pretty little bitch ‏@oriental_tamy
@AUS10NICHOLS Damn you're so sex my #sexgod I just dreamed about you and I woke up wet. Check my last tweet.. kiss kiss twat :-P
4h ago

pretty little bitch ‏@oriental_tamy
@AUS10NICHOLS Damn I can't reply by Dm but glad you liked it. You are hot too my #sexgod pic.twitter.com/lh5MFaO0Wn
3h ago

Told you! lol

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Anonymous said...

Clark ‏@momzspaghetti
For all you women who dream of dating Jake Gyllenhaal, trust me...it's not as fun as it looks.
8h ago

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Marian ‏@dreamwrit3r
@NaomiFoner @mgyllenhaal as a birthday gift to me you could either wish me a happy birthday or make Jake join twitter... it's up to you ;)
15h ago

Naomi on Twitter! https://twitter.com/NaomiFoner

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Austin is so dumb said...

I will be live twatting tomorrow night for Ray Donovan y'all. Come enjoy my twat.

I'm sure OMGers will enjoy your pussy! lol

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Anonymous said...

I will be live twatting tomorrow night for Ray Donovan y'all. Come enjoy my twat.

Can't wait Special K's post about Austin's pussy. Austin just made her week! lol

Anonymous said...

LOL! Wonder if SK will post a pic of a red arrow entering Austin's pussy

Anonymous said...

Jake at farmersmarket in marthasvineayard

http://instagram.com/p/bbZms6xh6n/#

Alyssa Miller is in marthasvineayard too

Alyssa Miller ‏@luvalyssamiller 17h

The Bite. YUMM http://instagram.com/p/bbnPQQQf39/


The Bite is is a famous restaurant in Marthasvineayard

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Anonymous said...

Alyssa Miller is in marthasvineayard too

That's photo of food. Are you going to make up kissing photos again? LOL

Special K said...

Austin's pussy stinks!

Anonymous said...

PG,
when are you going to tweet Maggie and Naomi and ask them why they don't follow Jake's husband on Twitter? Well?

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Anonymous said...

Alyssa Miller is in marthasvineayard too

Dumb fangurl is starting early today!

Anonymous said...

Poor dumb fangurl, she's desperately trying to convince herself that Jake likes pussy. And failing, lol :)

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Anonymous said...

Go Alyssa Post the "kiss pic"!

Anonymous said...

Come on Alyssa pos other juicy pics!

Yes, post fruit frappe picture! LMAO

Anonymous said...

LOL :)

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Anonymous said...

LOL minka troll has turned into alyssa frappe troll

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Anonymous said...

Poor dumb fangurl, she was lied about kissing photos :)

"I nearly choked on my pizza. “It’s Jake Gyllenhaal!!!!!” I screeched. Linh leapt from her seat and went on full paparazzi mode, snapping TMZ-worthy pictures of him as he kissed his girlfriend goodbye. Other starstruck diners started crowding around the window, oohing and ahhing, jumping up and down. The cooks and bus boys flooded out of the kitchen, asking, “¿Quien? Quien es??”"

http://saranovela.com/2013/06/27/jakegyllenhaal/

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Anonymous said...

Chop chop!
Cut posting bullshit, where are kissing photos? We love a good laugh :)

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Anonymous said...

probably because she sold them

Sure, sure, just like Linh sold her TMZ-worthy pictures! lol

Anonymous said...

The stupidity is strong in this fangurrrl

Anonymous said...

Awwwwwwwww, don't be sad dumb fangurl, maybe Jake will do nice photo-shoot for Us Weekly cover, like he did with previous beard.

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Anonymous said...

Stupid fangirl, PG, Tom,
please stop projecting.
Just because you stink, it doesn't mean that other people are stinkers like you. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

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Anonymous said...

Other starstruck diners started crowding around the window, oohing and ahhing, jumping up and down.

Another retarded fangirl. You have to be a complete idiot to try to sell people doing that because of Jake Gyllenhaal and unknown woman standing outside restaurant.

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Anonymous said...

Poor stupid fangirl is melting. Like we don't have enough poor stupid melting OMGers, LOL :))))))

Anonymous said...

Stupid fangurl is too stupid to understand that Jake and beard kissing is hyperbole and humor :)

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LOL :))))

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Anonymous said...

give it a rest luvalyssa troll

Anonymous said...

Lauren Hurley ‏@laurenhrly 38m

Hangin w Jake Gyllenhaal #nbd @yoouonlyLIVonce @m0therrteresa pic.twitter.com/mTZkBPDDA4

awwwwwwww

pg said...

A-HA!!! Caught! Ice cream for BTs!

Anonymous said...

Who has their arm on his neck

Anonymous said...

We can't tell.

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AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AUS10NICHOLS
@LievSchreiber since Tommy's sexuality is all over the map, I thought you would enjoy my twat reference.
4h ago

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AUS10NICHOLS
I sure hope not!!! RT @kika_n: @AUS10NICHOLS Something will happen between Tommy & Ray's son? #RayDonovan
4h ago

Anonymous said...

Currently standing next to jake gyllenhaal, not gonna lie a lot shorter than I expected #ToldMeToMove pic.twitter.com/N6k74O3WNa
15h ago

Brian Fleming ‏@Brian_Fleming1 15h
@SamK2511 is he on the vineyard??

Sam K ‏@SamK2511 15h
@Brian_Fleming1 yea, he actually works at one of the restaurants down here for the hell of it

Brian Fleming ‏@Brian_Fleming1 14h
@SamK2511 no way!! next time I'm on the vineyard I will have to stop by every restaurant to find him

Sam K ‏@SamK2511 14h
@Brian_Fleming1 no need, he works in the kitchen at the beach plum cause he's friends with the head chef

Anonymous said...

"Who has their arm on his neck"


Alyssa Miller

anne burdick ‏@suckmy_burDICK 8h

jakes girlfriend saw me take the picture pic.twitter.com/kDd6cdajWK
Visualizza la foto

Anonymous said...

^^Still no kissy-kissy pics LOL

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Anonymous said...

he works in the kitchen at the beach plum cause he's friends with the head chef

Bros before hoes!

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Maris Anderson ‏@MarisEAnderson 2h

@AUS10NICHOLS hope your mom feels better.. Heard she left the lake, I know she'll get better treatment in TX

damn!:( I wish you all the best Austin you and your family

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Heard she left the lake

Don't understand this.

Anonymous said...

I think it was a place where She was being treated

Anonymous said...

I see, thanks 4:38 am. Get well soon, Mrs Nichols!

Anonymous said...

jakes girlfriend saw me take the picture pic.twitter.com/kDd6cdajWK

Hmmmm, now I can see why Jake could be interested - with those man hands and without make up "girlfriend" looks like a man, lol

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Anonymous said...

This is comment from OMG blog cum dumpsters about Jake and beard being on MV, and Austin tweeting 'gay is not OK':

8==D- - - -

LMAO!

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Anonymous said...

Nah, I'm sure OMGers are happy about Jake bearding and Austin suggesting that gay relationships are yuck! lol

Anonymous said...

When Austin tweeted 'gay is not OK'?

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AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AUS10NICHOLS
I sure hope not!!! RT @kika_n: @AUS10NICHOLS Something will happen between Tommy & Ray's son? #RayDonovan
4h ago

Anonymous said...

Come on now "girlfriend" looks like a beautiful model

Anonymous said...

"Girlfriend" without makeup scares little kids! Fuck!

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Anonymous said...

he works in the kitchen at the beach plum


Really?? How cool!

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http://instagram.com/p/aow5V2Qf79/

"Girlfriend" is fugly.

Anonymous said...

he works in the kitchen at the beach plum

Spending as much time with Chris as possible :)

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Anonymous said...

Huffington Post ‏@HuffingtonPost 21 Jun
Amanda Bynes' addiction to plastic surgery is getting worse http://huff.to/1c47Ag8

Ted Casablanca ‏@Ted_Casablanca 21 Jun
@HuffingtonPost picking on sad stars is really low, y aren't u talking about big gay stars' addictions 2 beards?

Anonymous said...

@Ted_Casablanca...sorry has been, you had your chance so don't chastise others NOW. All you did was string along idiots like OMGloons with your bullshit about BTz etc etc etc LOL!

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Anonymous said...

^Stop trolling and find that elusive photo of Jake and beard swapping spit

Anonymous said...

Is Ted still unemployed?

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Anonymous said...

photo of beautiful AIyssa

LOL you are deluded aren't you. She looks like a tranny

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Anonymous said...

Here's another one for luvalyssa troll

beautiful Alyssa

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Anonymous said...

jealous of fake inflated lips and gorilla eyebrows? No!

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ALYSSA MILLER TOPLESS FOR FASHION OF THE DAY said...

Surprise surprise! Whore showing her titties to further her "career". Horrible tiny nips as well.

Alyssa Beard Miller said...

That is art!!!

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Anonymous said...

Nah, we just don't like cheap whores :)

Anonymous said...

That is art!!!

Maybe T(art)!

Austin said...

Looks like twat to me!

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Anonymous said...

Geez. How old is that stupid luvalyssa fangirl?

Anonymous said...

Dumb fangirls are stupid for life

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AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AUS10NICHOLS
Thanks Dash! miss ya brother. RT @DizMihok: @AUS10NICHOLS crushed in this ep... #RayDonovan
46m ago

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Anonymous said...

The show is certainly laying out the exposition for thr son and Tommy Wheeler.

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Anonymous said...

Don't worry 1:25 pm! We just think ol'Austin is straight as an arrow!

Anonymous said...

@1:31 really? LOL. Austin is a 6 on Kinsey, no question. Jake is probably a 4.

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Anonymous said...

Austin is as straight as Henry Cavill.

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Earning my paycheck! said...


‏@luvalyssamiller

Stripe http://instagram.com/p/bgmubxwf6E/


Just picked out my eggs for breakfast. http://instagram.com/p/bgdt-pQf_J/

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Anonymous said...

Who's Jack this time?

Anonymous said...

Austin is as straight as Henry Cavill.

Henry Cavill & Kaley Cuoco: Holding Hands!

Anonymous said...

Awwwwwwwww, Jake and Henry have new beards! How cute is that? :)

Anonymous said...

Who cares about Henry Cavill?

Destiny is that you?

Anonymous said...

Luvalyssa troll, is that you? Still waiting for the kissy-kissy pic LOL

Anonymous said...

Doe anyone think that the actor James Badge Dale looks a little like Heath? All his scenes in Lone Ranger made me think so.


James Badge Dale

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Gabriella Kaas ‏@GabK96 2h

@AUS10NICHOLS I CANNOT BREATHE pic.twitter.com/r1xnwC0uHp

Anonymous said...

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Doe anyone think that the actor James Badge Dale looks a little like Heath?

A bit, from right angles.

Anonymous said...

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AUS10NICHOLS
#RayDonovan continues to grow, up 15% last night versus its record-breaking series premiere last week. ----- wow!!
11h ago

Anonymous said...

PG,
how come you aren't asking Maggie about BTs?
Don't want to look like an idiot? (Tooooooo late for that!)
Too depressed about Jake's beard - 100000th thing OMGers were wrong about?
Well? :))))))

https://twitter.com/GoosesTile

Anonymous said...

And that other nasty lying cow, Special K, now has perfect opportunity to ask Maggie about her "fake" pregnancy. With attached red arrows pictures!

Anonymous said...

LOL

Anonymous said...

Gabriella Kaas ‏@GabK96
Me and @ems_alter being becky pic.twitter.com/O5fn8vluzd
May 9

Girl looks underage, but Austin like them young like that.

Gabriella Kaas ‏@GabK96 2h
@AUS10NICHOLS I CANNOT BREATHE pic.twitter.com/r1xnwC0uHp

Austin's DM: I'm in love with you too!!

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Anonymous said...

5:37 am, why are you pissed off? I'm sure you already know that Austin is heterosexual pedo.

Anonymous said...

And that other nasty lying cow, Special K, now has perfect opportunity to ask Maggie about her "fake" pregnancy.

Exactly!
Let's not forget that OMGers have proof - they documented everything in super secret Word file! LMAO

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Anonymous said...

6:03 am - stupid OMG troll, all you can do is fuck yourself :))))))))))

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Anonymous said...

Let's not forget that OMGers have proof - they documented everything in super secret Word file!

Remember not to insult crazy cow PG, she documents all insults and will report you to Internet police :)

Anonymous said...

Henry Cavill & Kaley Cuoco: Holding Hands!

Looking really fake considering they are actors. Almost worse than Jake and The Chin in Rome.

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Anonymous said...

"Remember not to insult crazy cow PG, she documents all insults and will report you to Internet police :)"

Thanks, almost forgot about that.
Will think twice before I call PG insane bitch, lol.

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Brett Burger ‏@tastyburger15
I wonder if jake gyllenhal regrets broke back mountain
July 8

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Alyssa Miller ‏@luvalyssamiller 8 Lug

My view at dinner http://instagram.com/p/bh5vj7Qf8q/

Anonymous said...

Is that Jake on the left?

Anonymous said...

Yes!

Anonymous said...

Bad, bad, Jake!

Doing everything to avoid spending time with dumb beard! LOL

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Chris said...

Doing everything to avoid spending time with dumb beard!

And avoiding to pay her dinner!

Anonymous said...

Good thinking! :)

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reminder said...

Have any of you heard this Alyssa girl talk? She is so incredibly dumb. She can’t be more stupid!

Another jewel, her favorite TV shows: the Kardashians and Real Housewives of Atlanta ...

June 24, 2013 4:49 am

Anonymous said...

her favorite TV shows: the Kardashians and Real Housewives of Atlanta

Alyssa Miller learning from cheap publicity whores. How lovely!

Anonymous said...

Instagram bearding - Jake’s hands:


Alyssa Miller ‏@luvalyssamiller 1h
Spoiled �� http://instagram.com/p/bl5ZlCQf1J/

Anonymous said...

Poor, pathetic beard.

Anonymous said...

Spoiled �� http://instagram.com/p/bl5ZlCQf1J/

Box 1 - Beard Contract
Box 2 - Bonus cash if "relationship" goes past 3 months
Box 3 - A brain for Alyssa

Anonymous said...

LOL :)

Anonymous said...

Nice change of bearding strategy by Jake’s PR - instead of calling the paps, pics are now taken and shared directly by the beard. Cheeper, too.

Anonymous said...

Funny how the oh-so-private Jake now is fully complicit in this social media circus. Must be trying to sell something, like a fake relationship. A new level of desperateness.

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Anonymous said...

Box 1 - Beard Contract
Box 2 - Bonus cash if "relationship" goes past 3 months
Box 3 - A brain for Alyssa


Box 4 - A brain for dumb fanghoul luvalyssa troll

Anonymous said...

LOL!

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Anonymous said...

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AUS10NICHOLS 2h from ATX
Yes!RT @ashbashlaughs: 99.9% sure @AUS10NICHOLS is in my office right now, scouting for a place to shoot a film...umm...can I get a role?!
2h ago

Oh well, at least this one in over 18, lol

LOL said...

Poor OMGers, Austin really hates them.

bearding dog said...

Jake walking the beard’s dog: IHJ

Anonymous said...

Jake, my man. This is so not subtle. Get yourself some PRIDE, dude.

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