Saturday 22 August 2009

Q&A: Alan Cumming

Q: When were you happiest?
A: A couple of summers ago, walking through a forest illuminated by fireflies, with my man and our dogs.

Q: What is your greatest fear?
A: Dying on the same day as someone much more famous than me.

Q: What is your earliest memory?
A: My mum and brother lifting me up to look out of a window to prove to me it was still dark and too early to get up to open my birthday presents.

Q: Which living person do you most admire, and why?
A: Mary Darling, my mum, for leaving my father and finding happiness.

Q: What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
A: Being an open book.

Q: What is the trait you most deplore in others?
A: Being closed off to the world.

Q: What is your most treasured possession?
A: Wild Thyme Way, my country retreat in the Catskill Mountains.

Q: What would your super power be?
A: To zap angry, bigoted people.

Q: What makes you unhappy?
A: Our obsession with the worthless and unimportant, like Sarah Palin.

Q: If you could bring something extinct back to life, what would it be?
A: Socialism.

Q: Who would play you in the film of your life?
A: Cate Blanchett. She'd pull it off.

Q: What is your favourite smell?
A: Rosemary. I rub it in my armpits.

Q: What is your favourite book?
A: The Trick Is To Keep Breathing, by Janice Galloway.

Q: What is your guiltiest pleasure?
A: Being in the first-class cabin and not refusing anything that is offered.

Q: What do you owe your parents?
A: My mum always told me I was precious, while my dad always told me I was worthless. I think that's a good grounding for a balanced life.

Q: What, or who, is the greatest love of your life?
A: Grant Shaffer, my husband.

Q: What does love feel like?
A: Being hit on the head with a brick, and like a bowl of hearty soup.

Q: When did you last cry, and why?
A: An hour ago, on a plane, watching a show about teenage mums.

Q: What single thing would improve the quality of your life?
A: The Obama administration keeping their promises and granting equal rights to the LGBT community.

Q: What do you consider your greatest achievement?
A: When someone tells me that I have inspired them.

Q: How would you like to be remembered?
A: By people who love me raising a glass and laughing and remembering fun times we had.

Q: What is the most important lesson life has taught you?
A: This above all: to mine own self be true. And it must follow, as the night the day, I canst not then be false to any man.

Q: Tell us a joke
Q: How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Why do you think the lightbulb is so keen to change?

Source: Guardian, UK, Q&A: Alan Cumming

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LOL said...

Twitter is down atm. Reeke PR must have hacked into it.

Anonymous said...

More macho??? He looks gayer than ever in that cigarette pic!! (if that's really him)
That's how Ava Gardner used to hold a ciggy!

4:31 PM said...

I think I got what you mean with flipped. But still, his ears look different than in the pic and the hand is still hairier than Jakes. It's either heavily photoshopped or not Jake. IMO.

Anonymous said...

flipped is opposite. Taking an image and turning it. Pre-photoshop and digital, it could only be done on slides (or in a darkroom using a 3 part print process). Look at some old Cindy Crawford pics. You can see on some where they flipped it cause her mole is on the opposite side of her face!

Anonymous said...

Jake smoking And Jake G's RIGHT ear - side by side comparison

Anonymous said...

^^Ears still look different to me and moles don't match either.

Anonymous said...

"Jake" with a fag has black 5 o'clock beard, Jake G has brown.

Anonymous said...

O gosh are you people blind? That's not Jake. Who gives a fuck about a stupid ole picture anyway?

Anonymous said...

O gosh are you people blind? That's not Jake.

I know! Some seem obsessed to prove that it is Jake, when it most likely isn't him or it is MASSIVELY photoshopped.

Anonymous said...

Excuse me 4:47 PM, we take Jake's ears, moles and people who look like Jake very seriously. LOL

Anonymous said...

Question - I know this is probably stupid, but what ear has to be pierced to show you are gay (lol, I know), the left or the righ?

Anonymous said...

HQ Jake + ear

Austin said...

Jake no more earfucking! I don't care how much you like it, it's stretching out your lobes. Besides I really don't care to get earwax all over my dick.

One Floppy Eared Atticus said...

*stays quiet*

LOL said...


Anything Jake Can Do Austin Can Do Better
Ent Lawyer

Ent Lawyer said...


Did you hear that Sophia Bush got into an accident with a woman on a bicycle? Yeah, Sophia was walking down the sidewalk/street looking for a cab. She then stopped and turned suddenly and knocked a woman bicyclist right to the ground. Although the cyclist was uninjured, I wonder what could have caused Sophia to lose her concentration. Could it have been because of the report from the NY Daily News that Sophia was seen making out with long time Jake G friend Austin Nichols? Austin and Sophia have been friends for awhile (see picture above), but I think the making out portion of their relationship is new.

This would be a great time for Austin and Sophia to start double dating with Reese and Jake.

Reader said...

Notice on Ent Lawyer's site there's tags for Austin and Sophia. None for Jake. Even when there's a story about Reese and Jake, only Reese will get a tag. The last tag on Jake IIRC was when Ent Lawyer had the jury duty spit and kick pap story, in which he expressed full disgust with Jake. IMO not tagging Jake is his way of saying Jake doesn't matter much anymore.

Anonymous said...

I'll give Austin and Sophia bearding benefit of the doubt :)

Anonymous said...

Question - I know this is probably stupid, but what ear has to be pierced to show you are gay (lol, I know), the left or the righ?

Right ear, but ...

Stereotypically, a piercing in the right ear meant that a man was not just gay, but a gay man who preferred a generally female role in bed. A piercing in the left ear meant a gay who preferred a generally male role in bed.

Then some highly visible men who identified as straight came along, such as Willie Nelson, and got their left ear pierced. It became a fad for straight men to have their left ear pierced. It communicated that the guy was hip, cool, and so on. Today you will frequently see men with piercings in both ears or in the left ear. It doesn't mean that he's gay or straight, only (as another poster pointed out) that he likes jewelry.


http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/36681

Anonymous said...

5:43 PM, thanks.

Anonymous said...

I'll give Austin and Sophia bearding benefit of the doubt :)

Bearding or publicity for the show... at least they look good together. If you saw them on the street you'd think "good looking couple".
Jake and Reese don't look good together at all. They even look funny together. People on the street would turn to check if it is daddy with daugher, just to realize when they look closer that she's older than him.

Anonymous said...

at least they look good together

They do. Sophia is very pretty and they are good friends.

Anonymous said...

The last tag on Jake IIRC was when Ent Lawyer had the jury duty spit and kick pap story, in which he expressed full disgust with Jake.

Ent Lawyer was royaly pissed off with Jake, I was surprised by his reaction.

Anonymous said...

"Did you hear that Sophia Bush got into an accident with a woman on a bicycle? Yeah, Sophia was walking down the sidewalk/street looking for a cab"

Yes this was posted earlier. why are you wasting our space and time. because you dont read former posts. stop being annoying, thank you.

Heidi Klum said...

Well nothing's wrong with looking different from each other or the woman being older than the man. There's plenty of everyday couples who are total opposites or the woman towers over the guy or they're from different ethnic backgrounds....but the weird and wonderful thing is despite all that, when you see them they "go together" and you just know it. You can feel it. IMO Reeke don't look good together because they aren't together. There's no subconscious communication that signals a physical desire to touch each other or even look at each other, thus no chemistry. There's that one set of lunch pics at a restaurant valet where the Chin is wearing a red or black derby hat, Jake has his arm around her and she's trying to get closer to hug or something (probably wanted to fake a kiss for the paps) and he's leaning waaay backwards away from her. Waaay waaaaay backwards. And the look on his face, like "What the hell?!" is priceless. No real couple, no straight man who's fucking his gf, would react like that.

Anonymous said...

7:08, if you bothered to read it, the entry was a copy of what was on Ent Lawyer's site, the story as well as his commentary about it. The link itself was included in the previous comment. Stop being so bitchy.

Anonymous said...

7:08 is probably a Babbler. LOL

new pics said...

Jake on the beach in MV.

Anonymous said...

Reeke don't look good together because they aren't together.

ITA

(and because bitchfaced women never look good)

Anonymous said...

new pics

Old pictures, posted on August 24:

August 7 - Jake On The Beach In Martha's Vineyard

Anonymous said...

^^Pics are old.

Anonymous said...

Reeke don't look good together because they aren't together.

ITA


I don't agree. 2 people can look good together even if they aren't "together". Reeke are optically a mismatch.
Jake didn't look bad with Kiki though.

Anonymous said...

August 7 - Jake On The Beach In Martha's Vineyard

Nice shorts, I love flower pattern :)

Anonymous said...

"Pics are old."

Less than 2 and a half weeks old. Oh my god what a travesty. 7:45 is disgusted.

Anonymous said...

Only pics less than what, 3 days new should be posted??!

Anonymous said...

8:17 PM, don't playing stupid.

IHJ usually posts pictures within 24-48 hours.

Anonymous said...

8:17 PM, don't play stupid.

IHJ usually posts pictures within 24-48 hours.

Anonymous said...

Don't bother looking at those pics. They were taken 17 days ago. They're OLD.

Anonymous said...

^^^^

Playing stupid isn't amusing and doesn't make you look smart.

Anonymous said...

IHJ posts them when they get them. They're probably taken by someone on vacation who finally hammered out a deal with a pap agency after they got back. IHJ has posted plenty of pics taken years before that haven't been seen. That's what a real "new/old" pic is, so don't you play stupid by labeling a 17-day old pic as OLD and dismiss it. Btw you're the one who complained about the Ent Lawyer article being posted in a comment. Are you Queen Berethiel by any chance? Such a complainer, about everything.

Anonymous said...

Who the hell is Queen Berethiel? It's like a chat room filled with middle aged fangirls here.

Anonymous said...

That's what a real "new/old" pic is, so don't you play stupid by labeling a 17-day old pic as OLD and dismiss it.

IHJ usually posts pictures within 24-48 hours (98% of them). So "new pics" usually mean that there are NEW pictures available.

In this case pictures are 17 days old and that is important info.
No one is dismissing pictures, people are posting useful info for those who can't check them right away.

Anonymous said...

Who the hell is Queen Berethiel?

Some babbler.

Anonymous said...

New pics = Haven't been seen before

7:45's "They're old" comment is as though those are some old pics everyone had seen a million times!

8:42 "people are posting useful info for those who can't check them right away" LOL if they can't check them right away why would they care if the pics were from 2 weeks ago or 2 hours ago? They haven't seen them before, that's what counts.

Anonymous said...

In this case pictures are 17 days old and that is important info.

Why would the fact that the pics are 17 days old be IMPORTANT INFO?? LOL Unless he's a suspect in a murder... Everyone knows Jake was in MV then and he's in LA now. No big deal.

Anonymous said...

"Don't bother looking at those pics. They were taken 17 days ago. They're OLD."

Oh? Where have they been seen, before? New to me

Boy's gotten too buff for me, and his hair is receded in one spot.

Gone with wind, sob sob.

8:21 said...

10:09, I was being sarcastic. It was a response to someone who posted "Pics are old" after the announcement was made that there were new pics on IHJ. I guess it doesn't matter if the pics have never been seen, what matters is if they are posted more than 48 hours after being taken, that's what makes them OLD. lol

Twitter said...

MelanieMerkosky: Saw Jake Gyllenhaal at Runyon tonight. He was wearing a Lance Armstrong outfit, and riding a bike UP the hill.
1 minute ago from web

HW Activist said...


Is "NCIS"'s Pauley Perrette the coolest straight person ever?


I am a straight, white female, but in my femaleness, we had to have men stick up for us, and in the civil rights battles of the 60s, it took people of all colors to stand up and say, "This is just wrong across the board." I consider it my duty to stand up for what is right, because what is going on is completely wrong.


Richard Ramirez or Charles Manson or some guy who chopped the heads off twelve little boys after he raped and killed them then buried them in the backyard, and now he's on death row for life — which we pay for — they can still get married.


I said, "Sometimes the God tap is a brilliant screenwriter writing a brilliant screenplay," and I played the Oscar speech by Dustin Lance Black, and lo and behold, he actually came. He was there.


Pauley Perrette at afterelton

Anonymous said...

People are down playing the MV photo since it proves Jake was on his own, no beard in sight. And having a good time too. Who was he playing with. Someone was chopped out of the picture. Austin?

Anonymous said...

Who's downplaying the solo Jake MV pic, 1:11? We aren't (the JIG group), lol. I don't go to Babble or Dave Cullen etc., so I'm not sure what you're talking about, which group or sites. Who are they and what exactly are they saying?

PISSED OFF said...

The MV beach pics. Why in hell did they have the full frontal one with Jake holding the Smashball paddle over his package? Jeezus whoevertookthepics, we want to see the crotch, goddammit!!!

Anonymous said...

I wonder with whom he played smashball?

Anonymous said...

The problem is that Reese is a ditz. She and Jake may have good predispositions to be friendly/friends, she being aries, he sagittarius, but she's a snobby ditz and it's probably sometimes or even often annoying to him.

Anonymous said...

She and Jake may have good predispositions to be friendly/friends, she being aries, he sagittarius

LMAO

Anonymous said...

have good predispositions to be friendly/friends, she being aries, he sagittarius

People are a bit more complex :)

Anonymous said...

People are a bit more complex :)

I realize that and I mentioned that her being ditzy and snobby probably turns him off.

But it is interesting that RDJ is aries and Heath was too. And he is/was friends with both men.

Anonymous said...

Friendship has nothing to do with Horoscopes.

Anonymous said...

Why would the fact that the pics are 17 days old be IMPORTANT INFO??

You must be joking.

Anonymous said...

The problem is that Reese is a ditz

Ditz? I've never heard that word before :)

Anonymous said...

Is "NCIS"'s Pauley Perrette the coolest straight person ever?

AfterElton.com: Pauley, we're here at the CBS party and you're wearing a Legalize Gay t-shirt, and I'm really curious as to why you are wearing it and how you came to be such a big supporter of gay rights..

Pauley Perrette: I am a lifelong civil rights activist, and right now, our generation, this is our movement. When I've watched footage from the 60s, I've always wished I was there, even as a white female, I wished I was there for that. Or before with the women's suffrage movement, when we needed strong men to stand up and say, this is not civil rights, these people don't have their civil rights.

This is what this country is supposed to be founded on. Now, this is our movement. I am a straight, white female, but in my femaleness, we had to have men stick up for us, and in the civil rights battles of the 60s, it took people of all colors to stand up and say, "This is just wrong across the board."

Anonymous said...

I wonder with whom he played smashball?

Naomi? Peter? Maggie?

Anonymous said...

Naomi? Peter? Maggie?

Were there reports that Peter and Maggie were on MV at the time? The pics are dated a day before Chilmark.

Anonymous said...

Were there reports that Peter and Maggie were on MV at the time?

Didn't look for such reports and didn't see any.

Anonymous said...

"You must be joking."

No I am not and I explained it prior so don't play stupid with your asinine "You must be joking" response. That's an old troll trick phrase and you know it. The other version is "You must be joking, right?" Don't play that passive aggressive crap.

You started it and now it is your turn to explain your position: Tell us why you believe it's important info that the pics were taken 17 days ago and posted yesterday. Answer it. Tell us your impressions. Give us your opinion along with a list of reasons why you feel that way. Go ahead. Get some guts to state, explain and stand your position and the reasons for it instead of bouncing back one-liners and badgering others' opinions. C'mon, tell us why you think the 17-day pic-to-IHJ time delay is "important information" and what the alleged information implies. We are waiting.

Anonymous said...

new pics said... Jake on the beach in MV

"New pics" presume new and current pictures, so I presumed Jake was back in MV. "Pics are old" meant that pictures were taken before, that Jake isn't back in MV.

Posting info about pictures is important and helpful.

Pittsburgh casting call set for extras in film starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Anne Hathaway said...

Extras are needed for "Love & Other Drugs," a feature film that will be shooting in Pittsburgh. The film stars Jake Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway and begins shooting Sept. 21

link

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I wonder with whom he played smashball?

August 25, 2009 5:05 AM


Taylor, probably.

Anonymous said...

Who's Taylor?

Anonymous said...

Taylor who, 9:24?

LOL said...

Elizabeth!

LOL said...

Taylor Lautner! Taylor Swift! Jake's tailor!

Anonymous said...

With Liza Minnelli :)

Anonymous said...

"New pics" presume new and current pictures, so I presumed Jake was back in MV.

FYI "New pics" means unseen, taken within about a month, 2 months.

"New/Old pics" means (1) new unseen pics added to an older existing set (2) newer pics replacing older pics, like when pics are deleted (jury duty pics) or larger versions are obtained (3) pics seen before in sites like X17, TMZ, Splash or Buzz Foto but that after about at least 6 months or a year, IHJ just got rights to buy and use.

The main definitions: new pics is "unseen" and old pics is "already seen it"

Anonymous said...

FYI "New pics" means unseen, taken within about a month, 2 months.

If not stated otherwise, "new pics" on OMG and WFT2 blog means new and very fresh IHJ pictures.

Anonymous said...

So 8:34 do you consider the latest unseen Brothers and POP set pics "old pics" since they were taken about a year ago?

Anonymous said...

10:02 AM

Which part of this explanation you don't understand:

new pics said... Jake on the beach in MV

"New pics" presume new and current pictures, so I presumed Jake was back in MV. "Pics are old" meant that pictures were taken before, that Jake isn't back in MV. Posting info about pictures is important and helpful.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Taylor who, 9:24?

August 25, 2009 9:28 AM


Nobody would beleive it anyways.
Another semi-famous guy caught in a fauxmance, far more advanced than Reeke.

Anonymous said...

What I find interesting about the MV pics, besides that Jake looks really good, is that he also looks relaxed and is smiling and is at the beach with non-famous people. If the Chin and her spawn were there or Maggie and Ramona, whomever took the pics would have taken their pics also.

Anonymous said...

"new and very fresh IHJ pictures"

Unseen pics of Jake on a beach in white swim trunks with perky flowers all over them is pretty fresh to me, 17 days old or not.

You guys expect instant pics. It's not as if they have a "See By" date with an expiration, lol. Be happy you got those ones at all. Jeeze.

Anonymous said...

You guys expect instant pics.

No one said nor suggested that, try reading more carefully.

Anonymous said...

10:08 we can only hope. I've seen on other sites like ONTD how when they have pics of Jake, with the Chin cropped out, posters will say "He looks so relaxed without the beard!"

10:07 Say it or shut up. Better yet post pics and links. Nobody's going for your BS, sorry.

Anonymous said...

10:12 give it a rest.

10:12 AM said...

I'll give it a rest when others stop playing dumb and try reading previous posts.

Anonymous said...

Nobody would beleive it anyways. Another semi-famous guy caught in a fauxmance, far more advanced than Reeke.

Why do you believe it?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...


Why do you believe it?

August 25, 2009 10:29 AM


Because I know.
Im also very surprised my comment hasn't been deleted yet.
PR still asleep?

August 25, 2009 10:40 AM

Anonymous said...

Who is Taylor?

Anonymous said...

Im also very surprised my comment hasn't been deleted yet.

No one knows who you're talking about.

Anonymous said...

Well then, no harm done. :-)

Jake said...

Cock tease!

Anonymous said...

Unless PR is Jackie and they run this blog, why would it be deleted?

Taylor? Is that the first name of a friend/local on MV or is he semi famous/actor. Jake and the Gyllenhaal's know a ton of local non-famous friends on MV, most I would assume don't appreciate the attention.

Yawn said...

10:43 = the publicist for an unknown male model trying to get him linked to Jake for the PR.

Sorry we've seen it all before. Maybe you should go to a Zac Efron site.

Yawn said...

"I'll give it a rest when others stop playing dumb and try reading previous posts."

Sorry but no one cares about your previous posts.

Jake said...

Unknown male model? Can I see the pictures please?

Anonymous said...

Datalounge must be down. We're getting the "I have secret info" troll. LOL

Austin said...

Jake STFU. The baby needs changing. He has diarrhea and it's your turn this week.

Anonymous said...

I'd say he is a musican.

Jake said...

I just have a healthy interest in other people!

Jake said...

I'm interested in music too!

Austin said...

Skin flutes don't count.

Austin said...

I mean in music.

Jake said...

I play harmonica!

Aunt Maggie said...

I'm gonna get BT a drum and a whistle for his birthday! Won't Jake and Austin be thrilled!

Austin said...

More like you play Whore Monica. Down on her knees at the White House "Oops there's a stain on my dress!"

Jake said...

So far, no one has complained!

Drycleaners Union said...

We have!

PR said...

How Come Jennifer Aniston Is Lonely, But Cameron Diaz Is "Lucky"?

In today's Guardian, Hadley Freeman asks why Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Aniston — both unmarried, famous, and over 35 — get such different treatment in the press.

Freeman ticks off the men with whom Diaz has recently been linked (Jason Lewis, Jude Law, Leonardo DiCaprio, and now Keanu Reeves) and then writes: Diaz gets portrayed as an enviable lady with a phenomenal sex life. Yet Jennifer Aniston, who is of a similar age (40 to Diaz's 36) and has even dated many of the same men, prompts international media condescension. Why the unfair discrepancy?

Freeman has several hypotheses, ranging from the plausible to the distasteful.
...
Jezebel

PR talk said...

Melanie Griffith's rep confirmed that she has checked into a rehab facility saying, "This is part of a routine plan that was designed between her and her doctors years ago." But sources say husband Antonio Banderas demanded she get sober.

Ted said...

Dear Awful Truth:
Is there any correlation between Ben Affleck and Toothy Tile? Throw us a bone, pretty please!
—Lilly E. V., Houston

Dear Toothfleck:
You bet your ass there is! Now you've just got to figure out what.


Dear Awful Truth:
Sophia Bush and One Tree Hill are my secret obsessions, and lately there have been rumors flying around that Sophia and Austin Nichols are back on, but um...isn't Austin gay? Can you tell me if their relationship is more than just platonic? As a fan of both Lipstick Jungle and Privileged, I'd rather see her and Robert Buckley dating. Do you think that could happen in the future?
—Seagull

Dear One Tree Homo:
First, let me say that our really sharp readers will get a kick out of this one. And second, the Austin-Sophia stuff is only temporary, because if there is such a thing as divine intervention, it would in fact pull Sophia and abtastic Robert together.

Bitch Back!

Anonymous said...

Dear One Tree Homo

Anonymous said...

Dear One Tree Homo ... our really sharp readers will get a kick out of this one

We will? :)

Seagull said...

Ted printed my letter, wow!!

Anonymous said...

I'm happy for you, Seagull! :)

Austin said...

*sulks*

Anonymous said...

And second, the Austin-Sophia stuff is only temporary

Bushnic fans won't be happy :)

Anonymous said...

Ted's interns don't know anything. Are they referring to only tempory as to the characters ( did they see a sneek peek) or RL which they wouldn't know about anyway.

BTW, OTH fans call them Sophin.

Anonymous said...

Ted's interns do know a thing or two - no one is getting paid for not knowing anything.

Anonymous said...

Ted's interns don't know anything.

They know Austin is gay.

Dear One Tree Homo:
First, let me say that our really sharp readers will get a kick out of this one.

Anonymous said...

Anne Hathaway says, “Most women dress for their most fashionable friend.” It's rare women, who dress for themselves and sit in their apartments. Women dress to make a point, mostly to other women.

link

Anonymous said...

I think the answer of the question implies that Robert is gay too.

Anonymous said...

Women dress to make a point, mostly to other women.

I thought (straight) women want to impress men :)

Anonymous said...

There are Robert Buckley gay rumors, long time OTH fans know about the rumors. You are just casual/new fans. Robert was supposedly dating his co-star from Lipstick Jungle, Lindsey price among others before he joined OTH, noew he supposedly dating Shantel from OTH.

Ted's interns have either not hit the usual gossip sites to know about the Robert rumors are they are trying to be funny.
Ted has been implying/saying Austin was gay since day one, of course his interns wiil say the same.

Anonymous said...

I think the answer of the question implies that Robert is gay too.

What does "if there is such a thing as divine intervention, it would in fact pull Sophia and abtastic Robert together" mean in that case?
That divine intervention could turn Robert straight?

Anonymous said...

Robert/Austin?? LOL!! Is that what biy was implying last week?

Anonymous said...

^^^ What Robert/Austin BI from last week?

Anonymous said...

I thought (straight) women want to impress men :)

I think Anne means women dress well to make other women jealous.

Anonymous said...

Nah, too much work, I don't care what other women think about my clothes and appearance :)

Anonymous said...

Yes, that only "divine intervention" could turn Robert straight.

Anonymous said...

Ted and his interns answered a "letter" about Austin/Sophia/Robert/Shantel asking if Austin and Sophia were dating, they implyed that something was going on but not what you think or some shit. It was posted here, I may have gotten the other 2 OTH mixed up with some other actors from OTH, James maybe but the implication was the same.

Anonymous said...

Nah, too much work, I don't care what other women think about my clothes and appearance :)

Me neither, but some women apparently do. :)

Jake said...

*Mental note: ask Austin or Sophia to introduce me to Robert.*

Anonymous said...

How about these questions? Could they be hints?

Dear Ted:
One Tree Hill is my guilty pleasure, and with such beautiful people like Sophia Bush, James Lafferty, Austin Nichols and Robert Buckley working together, I was wondering: Is there any hot romance going on?
—Mara

Dear One Tree Horny:
You're kidding, right? Babe, you've got no idea.

Dear Ted:
In the middle of this Twilight mania, how does Toothy Tile cope with being dumped and replaced by a hotter man like Rob? Does he just deal with it with more photo ops with the beard to stay relevant?
—Linda

Dear Prince Tile:
Oh, I'm sure Toothy has a secret copy of Twilight stashed in his pad. And that's to gawk at R.Pattz, not K.Stew.

Dear Awful Truth:
It's been a while since you gave us an update on Gray Goose. What is the chance of having a new blind item about him? He is intriguing.
—Joanna

Dear Mystery Man:
He's wised up since last we checked in on him.

Anonymous said...

^^So it seems Austin dumped Jake. It's understandable though. Who wants to be the "little goose on the side"? Wonder if they're still frieds?

Anonymous said...

How about these questions? Could they be hints?

Sounds too far-fetched for Robert/Austin hints.

Anonymous said...

I think Ted is saying that Austin dumped Jake and he is dating Robert now.

Jake said...

Austin could never dump me.

Anonymous said...

Or Ted has heard the gay rumors around Robert and couldn't resist!

Anonymous said...

Ted also had this question last week linking Robert with the Toothy tale. This could be another hint about Austin/Robert.


August 20, 2009

Dear Ted:
I was watching the hotness and sweetness that is Robert Buckley on my Lipstick Jungle DVD, and I kept thinking why on earth Ted never talks about him? And I had a revelation: Maybe Ted has been talking about him for years! Is he Toothy Tile?
—Celia

Dear Cross Off Buckley:
The boob tube's too small for Toothy's grin and ego. Think bigger name, bigger screen.

Anonymous said...

The boob tube's too small for Toothy's grin and ego. Think bigger name, bigger screen.

Interesting that Ted mentions Jake's ego. I've mentioned this before, but there's a guy on imdb who claims to know Jake, Maggie, Peter and Michelle W. from Brooklyn. He says Maggie and Peter are nice guys, but that Jake is an egomaniac and Michelle W. not the nicest person.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if Ted ever talked to Jake?

Anonymous said...

I wonder if Ted ever talked to Jake?

During some event or in private, like when they were at the same gym?

Anonymous said...

During some event or in private, like when they were at the same gym?

Probably, yeah.

Ted said...

I wonder if Ted ever talked to Jake?

June 9, 2005

Oh, before we head on over to Grauman's for some movie-stah silliness, wanted to tell you all I ran into Jake Gyllenhaal (Donnie Darko, The Day After Tomorrow) at one of Amanda Scheer Demme's fab H-town do's at the Tropicana. Roosevelt. Director Ted's striking, brunette widow, who puts together music and hipster projects like nobody's trendspotting biz-ness, is a wild one. Love her.

While Ellen's tossed-aside lovely lady, Alexandra Hedison, was finally starting to smile again, Kirsten's last love sauntered in by the huge-ass pool. Baggy everything. Movie-hunk homeboy, I call it. Asked J.G. what he loved about Amanda.

"Her hair," he said through pearly whites Tom Cruise would sit through Scientology Tooth Rehab for eternity to have, I'm sure.

Eyeing his adorable buzz cut--just like the one I recently got my stylist Brant Mayfield at Chris McMillan to pull off--I said, "Speaking of which, love yours--do you miss having more of it?"

"Not at all," he pooped proudly. "I love being free of it."

"Can't wait for the boy-boy big-screen story Brokeback Mountain," I fessed as I bid my goodbye.

"Me, too," remarked the remarkable actor (and I mean that, all you bitchy ones who don't believe me)

Anonymous said...

Thanks for posting this 2:27 PM.

Anonymous said...

I ran into Jake Gyllenhaal at one of Amanda Scheer Demme's fab H-town do's at the Tropicana

Amanda Scheer Demme gay gossip:

Lindsay has dated other women, most notably Amanda-Scheer-Demme. (who btw is the one who got Lindsay that Chateau Marmont hotel room).

Demme's supposedly a creepster from what i've heard, likes to play around with younger women in the hollywood party scene, (although she's lost some of her "power" with that scene now) and is a supposed drug connection. Although I'd rather it not be true, i've heard that they did in fact have a relationship: (funny though, I did a search of the sofa cuddling pics of her and Demme and they seem to have disappeared, lol)


link

Anonymous said...

funny though, I did a search of the sofa cuddling pics of her and Demme and they seem to have disappeared, lol

Scroll down for Amanda Scheer-Demme and Lindsay Lohan sofa cuddling pic:

Amanda and Lindsay

Anonymous said...

That Ted blurb was from 2005 when Jake was back with Kiki. Sam Ronson was kiki's drug dealer back then and was seen with Jake and Kiki several times together including that famous Kiki/Jake making out at the pool at the Roosevelt with Ronson, Kiki's assistant and Atticus all looking on.

So no surprise Jake was at some Amanda shindig, no wonder jis people were pushing him to dump crack head Kiki. Guilt by association although I think he indulged as well.

Anonymous said...

no wonder jis people were pushing him to dump crack head Kiki

I bet no one pushed Jake to dump Kiki.

Anonymous said...

I bet no one pushed Jake to dump Kiki.

Jake dumped Kiki for image reasons, she was (is?) a stinky, gross druggie. I'd have done the same.

Anonymous said...

Kiki was "stinky, gross druggie" when Jake first met her.

Kiki was never "stinky, gross druggie" as far as public is concerned - there was no image reasons for dumping her.

Anonymous said...

They did. They supposedly broke-up in late '04 at the urging of his PR only to get back together in '05. The Kiki drug rumors were rampant then and it didn't help that they were seen hanging out with Ronson who is more popular for her drug connections than her DJ skills.

2005 was Jakes big year with Proof, Jarhead and BBM, he finally decided to end it for good.

Kiki was always a stinky, druggy mess but she was also A-list and more popular than him so he stayed with her.

IMO karma has come around to bite him the ass via Kiki.

Anonymous said...

Kiki's public image was clean but in HW the drug rumors and her behavior started to catch with her and the stench was starting to stick to bubble boy.

Anonymous said...

Kiki was never "stinky, gross druggie" as far as public is concerned - there was no image reasons for dumping her.

He dumped her for the 2nd and last time in 2005, it was his big break through year and there were already BI's on the internet about her from Ted etc. or Perez calling her Drunkst. Some of her escapades made it even to tabloids. Jake didn't need that, esp. when he was about to break through.

Kiki was "stinky, gross druggie" when Jake first met her.

Maybe, but she was a hot star at the time and he barely known. ;)

Anonymous said...

Kiki's drug rumors didn't even catch with her when she went to the rehab. Kiki is doing Spiderman franchise.

Kiki is "clean".

Anonymous said...

Kiki ain't "clean" rehab didn't take, she is seen out partying and drunk after rehab. Even when she checked herself in, her PR spun it as depression. Yeah she was depressed but she was a junkie as well. People were not shocked when she checked herself in.

When Kiki did the first Spiderman movie she was just a party girl who liked to drink and smoke pot, by SM3, she was a junkie and reportly snorty cocaine and shooting smack between her toes.

She had to be clean for SM4 and tested negative for insurance, but she is no different than let's say C. Diaz, another rumored junkie and continues to work.

Jake didn't need kiki anymoreand certainly didn't need the drug rumors.

Anonymous said...

Kiki ain't "clean" rehab didn't take, she is seen out partying and drunk after rehab. Even when she checked herself in, her PR spun it as depression. Yeah she was depressed but she was a junkie as well. People were not shocked when she checked herself in.

She checked into rehab shortly after Heath passed, they've been friends since 2001 and hung out together in London in 2007 during his TDK shoot. I think Heath's death scared her shitless that's why I think she really wanted to be clean and went to rehab. But like you said it seems it didn't work. :(

Anonymous said...

she is no different than let's say C. Diaz, another rumored junkie and continues to work

Kiki is no different than Jake who has to hide his gayness or the chin who hides her bitchiness.

Anonymous said...

I ran into Jake Gyllenhaal at one of Amanda Scheer Demme's fab H-town do's at the Tropicana

Awww, poor Jakey, he can't party with naughty lesbians any more! lol

Anonymous said...

I think of Kiki as a "Reese Whiterspoon kind of gal" that went to shit after fame.

K's celebrity profile was very similar to Chin's at the begining,or at least,she tried to. Then she couldn't help herself and ended up being the Lindsay/Britney/Whinehouse type.

To be fair, Chin is one of the few who managed to mantain her hypocrite,self-rictous image during all this years without getting squashed by Hollywood pressure.
Lots of startlets tried it and they got lost in the way.

IDK, Maybe the fact that she barely has human feelings might have helped her...

Anonymous said...

1 July 2002

A Knight's Tale hunk Heath Ledger and Spider-Man beauty Kirsten Dunst have been spotted splashing out on perfume in a Beverly Hills department store. The pair walked into Saks Fifth Avenue hand in hand before perusing the expensive scents on display. Dunst bought eight $40 bottles of fragrance Printemps Paris, leading Ledger to reportedly exclaim, "It smells like the city of Paree in the springtime. Let's go there!"

Source: IMDB archive.

Anonymous said...

^^And they remained friends all through the years. I bet Jake and Heath knew each other through Kiki way before BBM. Heath said in an interview that "luckily he and Jake were friends for a while" before BBM shoot started.

Kiki, pal & Heath

Anonymous said...

Heath's passing was a wake up call for a lot of celebrities.
I remember there was a stampede of Hollywood Stars to rehab days after he died.

And people still wonder themselves if Heath was a junkie or not

oh boy....

Anonymous said...

And people still wonder themselves if Heath was a junkie or not

IDK if he was a junky, but there sure were reports of his drug use. But I do believe the reports that he tried to get his act together in the months before he passed and that his death was an unfortunate accident.

But I don't want to beat a dead horse and bore fellow posters, we are discussing Kiki not Heath anyway.

Anonymous said...

Kirsten used to be a hottie. Shame she went so downhill:

Kirsten

Anonymous said...

Kirsten and Jake @ pool

He never looked as happy and relaxed with Reese. ;)

Anonymous said...

"But I don't want to beat a dead horse....


we are discussing Kiki not Heath anyway"



Intersting choise of words...

Anonymous said...

Kiki is no different than Jake who has to hide his gayness or the chin who hides her bitchiness.

Reese doesn't hide her bitchiness too well. ;)

Anonymous said...

Reese Witherspoon: Listen up; if Reese Witherspoon can't get a guy to come back, do any of us have hope? In an interview, Witherspoon spoke about an embarrassing moment she had as a kid, "I was in fifth grade and thought I was in love with a boy named Graham. So we kissed. Then he broke my heart and told everybody that I was flat-chested and that`s why he didn`t like me anymore." Wherever that poor guy is sitting right now must be regretting that decision, don't you think?

most emabrrassing moment

Anonymous said...

4:16: He looked that way because he was probably smoking pot and God knows what else with kiki and her druggie friends, plus he was young and liekd all the attention of being withe spiderman's GF. Also she wasn't comng off a divorce and have 2 kids in tow.

Jake is older now and jaded IMO but pretends otherwise, still his ego and arrogance slips in.

Anonymous said...

Kiki/Jake/Austin - As you know Kiki and Austin both starred together in Wimbeldon. I think Jake persuaded her to try to get Austin a part. When she was on top, Kiki was pretty useful. ;)

Anonymous said...

Wimbeldon tidbit - James McAvoy was in the movie too.

Anonymous said...

I think Jake persuaded her to try to get Austin a part.

That was the only way to have Austin with him in UK where the movie was filmed :)

Anonymous said...

Maybe the fact that she barely has human feelings might have helped her...

Bitchy Reese is tougher than a two dollar steak.

Anonymous said...

Alleged drug problems or whatever, I'll take Kirsten over the egomaniac famewhoring Witheredpoon Hitler any fucking day.

Anonymous said...

Junkies are fun!!!

Jake said...

Smoking pot is fun!

Anonymous said...

MW in Soho (the prettier and (one assumes) drug free version of Ms. Dunst.

JJ

Wonder where Spike Jonze is? His upcoming "Where The Wild Things Are" is very much anticipated.

Anonymous said...

Spike Jonze - in UK, like some people mentioned earlier?

Anonymous said...

That could be Heath walking by her arm :´´´(

Anonymous said...

Spike Jonze - in UK, like some people mentioned earlier?

Right.

Anonymous said...

That could be Heath walking by her arm :´´´(

Hmm. I don't think so, they broke up months before Heath passed and he was already dating Gemma Ward.

Hey, but maybe they'd have become friends again for the kid's sake? We'll never know...

Anonymous said...

ok, then that could be Heath walking with Gemma by his arm...

Who cares about Spike & Michelle ,anyway? ;)

and friends after a public trial for Matilda's custody? I don't think so...

both Heath and Michelle were so stupids... :´(

Anonymous said...

Well, I like Jonze as a director. I liked "Being John Malkovich" and looking forward to "WTWTA".

Anonymous said...

Jonze is a good director but he's an ugly man.

Anonymous said...

^^
you mean as ugly in the face or ugly as a bad person?

Anonymous said...

6:04, I mean ugly as in fug.

Anonymous said...

6:04, I mean ugly as in fug.

LOL yeah, but he seems to be a nice guy.

Anonymous said...

6:05 PM

I agree he is fug, i just wanted to be sure before agreeing and look like a superficial person ;D

James Ellis said...

Better an ugly face than an ugly mind.

LOL said...

That could be Heath walking by her arm :´´´(

Hmm. I don't think so, they broke up months before Heath passed



LOL. 5:28, the JJ pics that I'm pretty sure 5:44 is talking about are from today/this week.

Anonymous said...

James Ellis said...
Better an ugly face than an ugly mind.


That's true.

Anonymous said...

4:16: He looked that way because he was probably smoking pot and God knows what else with kiki

At least with Kiki it was fun and recreational. With Reese/Reeke he's probably (choose one or more) smoking crack, popping amphetamines, doing coke, over-drinking, taking antidepressants, taking sleeping pills, all to stay halfway sane while dealing with that controlling bitch who has jinxed his career and shoved him down to the HW has-been abyss.

Anonymous said...

I loved Spike Jones in Three Kings. He was adorable. And who cares what a person looks like, you get used to their looks anyway. Its how they treat you that makes them beautiful, or ugly.

Anonymous said...

6:20 PM, ever since "Gyllenspoon" started I feard it'll overshadow his career. I hate that I was right.

Anonymous said...

Nice thoughts, coming for people that bash Reese's looks like there is no tomorrow...

and is not like i don't agree, that bitch is ugly as step into a pile of shit while barefoot :(((

Anonymous said...

"And who cares what a person looks like"

Give me a break. These are celebrities, of course it matters what they look like. BTW, only ugly people say looks don't matter. Or liars.

Anonymous said...

Reese Bitchface Witherspoon is ugly from the inside out.

Anonymous said...

Or liars.

I would call them politically correct people. ;)

Anonymous said...

I used to think Michelle was pretty good looking, now i think she looks too matron and dull.

Reese always looked like a constipated dog,
her ex Ryan is extremely hot, though!! ;)

Jake used to be cute, he seemed to be unique. Now that he is following the path of any other male starlet i find him very average looking


Kiki is very beautiful, but she can´t look 22 years old forever!!! :DDD

Anonymous said...

I used to think Michelle was pretty good looking, now i think she looks too matron and dull.

Someone who met her once described her as "motherly". Still, I think she has a great face and nice skin.

Kiki used to be so, so pretty, but she doesn't seem to take her of herself anymore and it shows imo.

I found Reese cute in Cruel Intentions, now I think she's pretty average looking.

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