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Being seen and heard was the only goal of reeking in MV.
I know most here think Reese is the user and sole beneficiary of Reeke, maybe it turned out that way, but Jake initially probably thought being in her company might be useful. I think Reese tries to hold onto that "thing" with Jake, whatever that is. But I think when he really has enough of her, he'll dump her ass. It'll happen sooner or later. Then many here will probably feel sorry for her.
Jake is Reese's best marketing tool. Good PR and marketing = $$$ for Avon lady and romcom actress.
I know most here think Reese is the user and sole beneficiary of Reeke
We know that Jake wants to be "straight" and that being "straight" is very important for ambitious Hollywood actors. Reese benefits 5 times more, but she isn't the sole beneficiary and we never claimed she was.
But I think when he really has enough of her, he'll dump her ass. It'll happen sooner or later.
Dumping is defined by the fauxmance contract or some other formal arrangement - the beard will have her say on dumping.
We just don't know why girls like Jen or Renée fall for it. Is it the same reason Reese did? Their mutual track record with men is awful enough; you'd think they would have learned how to spot a noncommittal dude from a mile away. Are the pickings that slim in H'wood that any pretty face will do, even if it's there for ulterior motives?
These women want to prove they have what is needed to get themselves a pretty male. They want to prove "I'm still hot" (and the pretty dudes they hook up with have their own ulterior motives for hooking up with them).
Jen, Renee and Reese should have done it like Kate Winslet, Michelle W., Rachel Weisz etc. and hook up with an ugly, old director. They would have fared much better.
Ugly, old directors aren't interested in unattractive, cold, calculating bitches.
P.S. Jen and Renee, I wasn't talking about you.
Ugly, old directors aren't interested in unattractive, cold, calculating bitches.
I definitely wouldn't call Jen "Man", Reese "Chin" and Renee beautiful and eye candy on the arm, but they look ok and some desperate ugly, old directors would even pick them. I know, I'm being optimistic. ;)
I don't know much about Renee, but Jen's colleagues like her a lot - including Jake. Jen is a famewhore, but I believe she's really a nice person.
Old directors won't get those ladies on magazine covers.
Winslet, Weiz and Michelle Williams have talent and don't need rags or gossip to sell themselves
For romcom movie actresses...it's a different situation
Jen may be nice, but she annoys me. I don't like her much as an actress either.
For romcom movie actresses...it's a different situation
You may be right.
The World's Least Exciting Sperm Facial
Male "journalist," of a sort, gets a sperm facial, at a beauty salon, for the sake of wackiness. Jokes are sometimes redundant. [via Buzzfeed]
Gawker
^^^^ I don't need a a beauty salon for that!
Jake, that's TMI!
SEEN & HEARD
Jake Gyllenhaal playing basketball at the Chilmark Community Center on Martha’s Vineyard, while girlfriend Reese Witherspoon cheered him on. ...
The Chin was at MV for 1 day (if at all), according to tweets she went back to Philly Sat night or Sun (I can't remember which day but there was one about her being on a flight to Philly). Funny how the rags are all reporting Reeke doing all these things together now, as if she stayed longer and as if she's there now. She isn't, there's tweets about her being on a campus shooting the movie. Btw so much for "PR taking over Twitter and doing fake Reeke tweets" because why would they place the Chin in Philly when all the bearding action would be in MV with Jake?!
PR is using ALL ways of communication - including fake and true tweets.
So this weekend was the Chilmark Race at Martha’s Vineyard, where I was convinced by Jake Gyllenhaal, who also has a house on the Island, to compete in the front group who compete to do six-minute miles.
So in spite of being such a dilettante runner, I was pretty proud at first because I did manage to leave Jake in the dust at the beginning. Apparently, that had less to do with my running powers and more to do with the fact that someone ran into the back of his shoe and he ran right out of it. It actually went flying over us. I like to think of it as me making him eat my dust. But he did catch up and pass me.
Doug Liman Blog
Jake didn't let Doug Liman "win"? I'm impressed!
someone ran into the back of his shoe and he ran right out of it
And we all know who the culprit was: Krista Pilot!! Hope Jakey doesn't read Twitter. LOL!
I know, my attorney reads Twitter.
Fuck!
Bitch-Back! When Did Jake Gyllenhaal Start to Suck?
Dear Ted:
I used to love Jake Gyllenhaal. He always came across as sexy, self-confident, charming and funny. Since beginning his coffeemance with the ultraphony Reese he has lost all those qualities. He has now become Mr. Witherspoon following on a leash and picking bad movies (can you see the campfest that is Prince of Persia). Is there hope he'll come to his senses and be his own man again?
—Arianna
Dear Pansyspoon:
Jake traded a lot in when he decided to get all domestically boring. But at the same time, shacking up with an Oscar winner makes people in the Business take him way more seriously. This is a pretty weird town, huh?
Awful Truth Bitch Back!
Coffeemance!
Jake traded a lot in when he decided to get all domestically boring. But at the same time, shacking up with an Oscar winner makes people in the Business take him way more seriously. This is a pretty weird town, huh?
Our Jakey is a user and Reese too. So they fit in that regard.
You just know Ted wanted to put quotations around "shacking up" LOL!
Dear Pansyspoon
pansy
Used as a disparaging term for a man or boy who is considered effeminate;
Used as a disparaging term for a homosexual man.
"Pansyspoon"
LOL!
^^But I wish he wasn't. I think he would have been fine w/o Reese and PoP. He should have kept his private life totally private and continue to choose interesting film projects. But yeah, he wanted a franchise and stardom. Hm.
When Did Jake Gyllenhaal Start to Suck?
"Suck" as in giving bjs? Or "Suck" as in "being an idiot" ??
"Suck" as in giving bjs? Or "Suck" as in "being an idiot" ??
I think she meant idiot.
Our Jakey is a user and Reese too.
What do you mean by "is a user"?
"When Did Jake Gyllenhaal Start to Suck?" is Ted's headline. The phrase wasn't used in the letter by the letterwriter.
Dear Ted:
One Tree Hill is my guilty pleasure, and with such beautiful people like Sophia Bush, James Lafferty, Austin Nichols and Robert Buckley working together, I was wondering: Is there any hot romance going on?
—Mara
Dear One Tree Horny:
You're kidding, right? Babe, you've got no idea.
What is obvious is that Reeke's PR is moving foward with selling this couple.
Jake taking care of the kids by himself, with some help from "grandma Naomi".... Clearly,they are testing the waters and preparing the field for the wedding announcement :(
This is what it leads me to think that Jake may be gay and in the closet but in a real relationship with Reese, and they are using each other but comfortable with what they have.
They are the Jack & Lureen of the real life, and i don't know how long they can go with this but for now, it seems it suits them both.
I still think Jake likes boys but he is not the only gay guy in the world who has a girlfriend for real.
Although, even if i'd think he is straight, i would find very odd that Reese is "THE" woman for him. They just don't fix,IMO.
And the way they are so obviously making a show of they relationship, in such a calculated and superficial manner...
I don't know..I'll always think there is something there that has little to do with real love.
OTOH, if there is a Jake/Reese marriage in the future, i can't stop thinking how much fun is going to be posting in this site ;))))
Every day on this blog is going to be a fest!!! I can't say I wouldn't enjoy it ;D
Clearly,they are testing the waters and preparing the field for the wedding announcement
They are repeating last summer's "family" reeking.
Although, even if i'd think he is straight, i would find very odd that Reese is "THE" woman for him. They just don't fix,IMO.
She's Aries (like Heath) and he is Sagittarius. So from an astrological point of view they are the perfect match. But from my point of view they don't fit at all.
Don't recall a twitter about Reese being on a flight to Philly. The last Reese tweet before MV was Thursday night, Jake was spotted in MV on a Friday. He spotted solo but I assumed she and the kids were in MV as well. Fri/Sat in MV. She was seen back in Philly on she was back on set, so from that I assume she was in MV for friday and saturday and left saturday night.
I suspect that the director wasn't too keen on her running that race if she was due ion set sunday morning, so she skipped it IMO.
If Ted wanted to put quotation marks around "shacking" he would have. He assumes they are living together because he has no sources and is going by what the rags say.
Perfect match? LOL, Reeke needed 1,5 year to improve their faking.
He spotted solo but I assumed she and the kids were in MV as well.
The beard is filming a movie.
I suspect that the director wasn't too keen on her running that race if she was due on set sunday morning, so she skipped it IMO.
Reese didn't have to run in order to attend the race. She wanted "Jake and the kids" PR story and that's why she stayed away.
There were no twitters of her filming on Friday from Philly, Thursday was the last until Sunday. I would assume since her kids were running in the race that she would fly to MV the day before not the day of the race.
They were not filming in Philly on Friday, no reason for her not to.
Yeah there was a twitter about Reese being on the same flight as someone, that they overheard the flight attendents talking about it. Sorry but I'm not going to waste my time looking for a Chin tweet!
I find it really interesting that Ted referred to "shacking up" and not just dating. Ted may not have "inside" sources, but he knows enough about what's going on in that town to know if Jake is living with the chin or not.
Shacking up is way beyond dating. I think we may have to accept that they are living together. It wouldn't surprise me as I don't believe Jake and Austin are a couple anymore (although I am sure Jake is creeping on the downlow). And there sure as hell is no Baby Tile.
It'll be interesting to see how this all plays out.
OK.... if Reeke is shacking up then why did it sound an awful lot like Atticus barking in Stephen G's vid? And SG having Sophie, Jake's cat in the other vid? So whenever Reeke is away, all the animals get shipped off to SG's "apartment" in WeHo? Or does SG move into Reeke's Brentwood abode to house-sit and pet-sit and it's okie-dokey with the Chin to have him do his vids there showing the insides of the house and play them all over the internet?!
Maybe Daddy has his own pets.
Did you get a look at their name tags?
Atticus has to stay somewhere (If that was Atticus), she is the one that will be away for months fiming in Philly and it looks like her kids are there with her for the summer as well.That would mean that Atticus would be alone in either his house, her house or at some doggy hotel. Since she isn't in L.A. either then he would either leave Atticus with his Dad or stick him in a doggy hotel. That cat has been with Jake's parents since he broke up with Kiki, he never owned that cat really. I assumed either Kii gave the cat back or it's a differnt cat. You can see that cat on Cantara's site with crazy papa when he was launching his shitty poetry, around 2006 and the pics were taken in the house that was sold.
Pops has a place in WEHO and that's where his videos are shot IMO. Is there a dog barking in one or all videos? If it's one than it may belong to a neighbor.
I checked the twitters for the past week and there were no twitters of her on flight to Philly nor was there any twitters of her, Jake and the kids leaving Philly for MV.
Not everything is twitted, no need to make up shit. There was a twitter of her on set Sunday AM, before then a twitter in Philly on Thursday. In between a few twitther of them on MV.
I find it really interesting that Ted referred to "shacking up" and not just dating.
Ted was talking about Reeke, not Toothy - he just repeated Us Reekly shacking up fiction because he can't out Jake.
Is there a dog barking in one or all videos?
Yes, barking sounded like the dog was in the house / apartment with Stephen.
Shacking up is way beyond dating. I think we may have to accept that they are living together.
LOL, some of you are incredible.
Ted didnot have to use the term "shacking up" if Reese and Jake aren't. He didn't have to make that kind of reference at all; that kind of clarification wasn't asked of in the question. The original question didn't imply anything about Jake's being gay.
He chose to make that reference to Jake and Reese living together; that's pretty clear. Why is that such an issue? Jake and Reese living together have nothing to do with whether or not Jake is gay.
Jake and Reese don't live together and Ted didn't imply that.
Ted was talking about Jake's new image for people in the Business.
In one video or all the videos? I don't know what Atticus' bark sounds like, don't all dogs sound alike?
The cat belongs to Jake's parents, wheather it once belonged to Kiki or not Jake never owned it.
How does Atticus stating with Jake's father (If that was Atticus) prove that he doesn't live in Brentwood? If he did live there, he sure wouldn't leave the dog all alone while he is in Philly, you seem to forget that she is the one away filming in Philly. She has a dog as well and I would think she may have had the dog stay at some dog hotel, 3 months is a long time to have someone watch your dog I don't care how good a friend they are.
Jake and Reese don't live together and Ted didn't imply that they do.
Ted doesn't know if Jake and Reese are living together or not, he has no sources and is just repeating rag crap.
He didn't need to use shacking up to describe him using Reese for his image, he could have just said trophy GF or something like that.
Oh stop it. "Shacking up" does mean living together.
Tom Cruise is married, and he's gay. Jake is living with Reese, and he's gay.
Babblers aren't the only people in denial.
I also find it interesting that Ted no longer talks about how they are going to break up soon.
What happened with those predictions?
Reeke is selling "shacking up" for a year and that is the point of Reeke public image.
Oh stop it. "Shacking up" does mean living together.
So what?
I also find it interesting that Ted no longer talks about how they are going to break up soon. What happened with those predictions?
Ted mentioned that once (1 time). lol
11:59
What planet do you live on when the phrase "shacking up" doesn't mean living together? Are you serious?? That phrase has been used for decades. You are the one that needs to stop it, your anger at Ted is clouding what's left of yuor mind.
How does Atticus stating with Jake's father (If that was Atticus) prove that he doesn't live in Brentwood?
We have no reason to believe that Jake lives in Brentwood.
Bruce Bibby and his interns don't know shit. All they do is gleam crap off of other fan and gossip blogs and spins it as "inside" info. And if they ever want to be real creative live journals for crappy fan fic and using wayback to find old gossip that people forgot and spin.
Ted is using "shacking up" to describe Jake's public image. Ted said 100 times that Reeke is fake, a fauxmance, that Reeke public image is fake.
BTW I overheard a flight attend saying Reese Weeterspoon was on our flight. They were all star struck. 3:48 PM Aug 9th from Tweetie
http://twitter.com/Gabrielreyes31/statuses/3215043505
Babblers love Ted when they can spin his words. LOL!
Ted, Ted, Ted...he knows shit.
Whether or not Reeke date for real, one thing is obvious to me he's not into her. He's probably "with" her more out of interest, like to burry the gay rumors and for prestige reasons...dating a b.o. queen and Oscar winner can't be a bad thing. ;)
Otoh, he makes her look young/attractive and not like a loser after her hubby dumped her. And it's nice to be seen with such a good looking fellow and on top of that he likes kids and animals.
Both can have sex partners on the side. Many in Hollywood live like that.
If they're fine with the current situation, it's their business.
If they're fine with the current situation, it's their business
I agree is their business, but we can still talk about it, right? ;)
2:12PM: So she did return to Philly on Sunday, 8/9. No tweets of her filming on Friday so She was in MV from Fri-Sat. and left probably Sat. night or early Sunday morning, plenty of time to appear in a few places on MV.
It seems that Teddy's words are being spinned here, now allof a suddedn shacking up doesn't mean living together, LOL!!
Why do you even bother? Ted is full of shit and knows nothing.
I agree is their business, but we can still talk about it, right? ;)
Of course.
So she did return to Philly on Sunday, 8/9.
On Saturday, she was filming Sunday AM.
I kind of wonder why Stephen didn't cut out Atticus's barking in his vid or re-do the vid. Why would you let a dog bark if you're recording a vid?! And yes, the dog sounded like it was in the house not outside at a neighbor's. Sounds crazy but I wonder if SG was trying to make a subtle statement that Jake and Atticus do not live with Reese. SG hasn't been papped/PR'd with the Chin, and like Maggie he doesn't seem the type to fall for the bearding crap.
Would you think Ted is saying "Reeke is dating" if he said:
Jake traded a lot in when he decided to get all domestically boring. But at the same time, dating an Oscar winner makes people in the Business take him way more seriously. This is a pretty weird town, huh?
Of course you wouldn't.
Anne Hathaway on set:
JustJared
Good, Anne will have plenty of time to finish Valentines Day before LAOD.
...Whether or not Reeke date for real, one thing is obvious to me he's not into her....
And she doesn't seem into him either. Compare how she looked at her husband (at the beginning of their relationship) with how she's looking at Jake. Reeke don't look at each other like people in love. They are probably really only "together" out of convenience.
The only convenient thing for Reeke is publicity.
I kind of wonder why Stephen didn't cut out Atticus's barking in his vid or re-do the vid. Why would you let a dog bark if you're recording a vid?!
I think Stephen isn't happy about Jake's bearding, but he doesn't follow and doesn't give a fuck about Reeke gossip.
Stephen knows the truth, why would he care about gossip and tabloid shit?
Stephen knows the truth, why would he care about gossip and tabloid shit?
He cares. He complained about Jake's "tabloid romance" and that since Jake is with Reese he can't work with Ryan Philippe (sp?) anymore.
^^^ Cantara said that?
I think he said it. Someone posted it some time ago.
BTW I overheard a flight attend saying Reese Weeterspoon was on our flight. They were all star struck. 3:48 PM Aug 9th from Tweetie
http://twitter.com/Gabrielreyes31/statuses/3215043505
^^ Actually this is quite interesting, because his earlier Tweets show him and his gf leaving from LAX and going to Orlando. There could have been a dropoff/slight layover/connecting flight that went to Philly.
No one has pics of the Chin on MV and the only "sightings" of her on MV are from the local rags and tabloids. I don't believe the Chilmark Tavern parking lot sighting for a minute. It gives the restaurant some press exposure without having to lie about Reeke actually being in there.
The Chin probably dumped the kids on Jake while she was at a meeting in LA or seeing her gf or whatever. Ava happy and smiling was the first clue Mommie Dearest wasn't within miles.
I think he said it. Someone posted it some time ago.
Stephen never posted private info like that.
I'm always ready and happy to bark!
The Chin probably dumped the kids on Jake while she was at a meeting in LA or seeing her gf or whatever.
The Chin probably dumped the kids on nanny while she was at a meeting in LA or seeing her gf or whatever.
I sounded real tough and mean in Papa's vid. Intimidating and ferocious!
Okay now where'd I leave my soft pink tinkerbelle plush toy?
Stephen never posted private info like that.
I'm not making things up.
Okay now where'd I leave my soft pink tinkerbelle plush toy?
Ah, those gays!
I'm not gay. I hump everything, male female, sofa cushions...
I'm not making things up.
But Cantara could make that up.
chairs, tables, toys...
I'm not gay.
Fuck! Even Jake's dog is in closet!
Stephen never posted private info like that.
^^
I can totally picture Stephen spilling the beans while holding a glass of cotch
Ha, ha, now crazy papa is giving out hints that Jake doesn't live with Reese by not editing out a dog barking, LOL!! Papa is nuts and is a bit dense, if the dog isn't barking in the other videos he was just lazy.Since Reese is also not in L.A. and is working in Philly of course and Jake is with her the dog would have to stay somewhere, obviously Jake didn't want to take him to Philly. According to Cantara, Papa said that he couldn't hire Ryan for a movie he was casting for because of Reese, it's on her blog somewhere.
Papa could careless about Jake and bearding, he was adamant that Jake was straight at the time when BBM first came out, some Q&A that he did and was posted on DC forum.
The reason why he isn't papped with Jake, Reese or Maggie and Peter is that he totally fucked up his relationship with his kids, they are on mom's side and crazy Papa is left alone in some crappy apt. in WEJo writing shitty poetry and broke and i s about to have another nervous breakdown.
12:55: She was on MV and made sure she was out of the way so it would appear that Jake took the kids for the weekend to spend with Grandma.
The restuaraunt spotting, BB and and I think beach twitter were all probably from Fri.-Sat. night, more than plenty of time.
It amuses me that you actually thibnk Papa is sane, I guess you can identify with him, LOL!!
For the ladies and gents to drool:
Ryan Gosling photoshoot
But Cantara could make that up.
I think it was a direct quote by him, but it could have been her who said it. I'm not sure.
Maybe the person who posted it, could post it again?
12:58: She was never in L.A. and their is no GF, LOL!!! Youtr fanfic is getting worse and worse everytime there is a new reeking and a Ted "leeter" that pisses you off.
What next, Reese flew to NC to breast feed BT, LOL!
IMO, Jake, Reese the kids and the Nanny all flew to MV Friday evening, J&R did made sure they were seen for a few sightings and stayed out of sight for the race so PR can spin how he took her kids to a race, then Sat. Pm she, the kids and the nanny flew back to Philly because she had to be on set on Sunday. Jake was twitted on Sunday or Monday as still being on MV.
^^^^ Hi babbler!
IMO, Jake, Reese the kids and the Nanny all flew to MV Friday evening
Jake was in MV on Thursday or earlier. The beard and Paul Rudd had dinner on Thursday without Jake (Philly newspaper gossip).
I'm not gay, I'm a humposexual.
I'm not a heterosexual or a homosexual. I'm a humposexual!
P.S. Sometimes I'm in the closet but its to chew Daddy's shoes.
December 12, 2008
He [Stephen] talked about his plans to produce and direct his new film. I suggested to him that he call in his favors with stars who have made it big since he gave them their first big breaks—actors like Billy Bob Thornton, Terminator’s Lena Headey, Ryan Philippe...
“I can never use Ryan ever, ever again,” he intoned over-dramatically. Over-dramatizing is one of Stephen’s most endearing traits. Why not? I asked. “Well, because of Reese!” he exclaimed. Steve’s sense of propriety can be little overblown as well. I was embarrassed to admit that I’d completely forgotten about her—at the time—new tabloid romance with his son Jake.
http://cantarasnotebook.blogspot.com/2008/12/whats-family-guy.html
Jake was spotted in Philly buying salad on a Thursday, 8/6:
http://mealticket.blogs.citypaper.net/blogs/mu/2009/08/06/jake-gyllenhaal-bacchus-market/
Another blog says the same thing and that he jumped in a SUV and sped away. Reese was spotted having dinner with Rudd that evening in Philly. There are no twitters of either Jake or Reese in Philly on Friday, I assume the traveling day. The first twitter of Jake on MV was on a Friday, he was buying coffee, I assume she didn't go with him or she was sitting in the car. The race was Saturday and she was back in Philly on Sunday. There were a few twitters of them at the Beach and some burb in Boston and the restayraunt and BB sighting.
If he was on MV before Thursday then post the twitter from that day, the 8/7 MV coffee twitter must still be around.
"He cares. He complained about Jake's "tabloid romance" and that since Jake is with Reese he can't work with Ryan Philippe (sp?) anymore." (12:50 pm)
I remember that too. I can't recall if it was with Cantara or not. Might have been said by another director.
^^^ Jake went to MV on Thursday - if that sighting is true.
Jake was spotted in Philly buying salad on a Thursday, 8/6
Jake went to MV on Thursday - if that sighting is true. (Sounds more like Bacchus Market promotion than sighting).
"There were a few twitters of them at the Beach and some burb in Boston and the restayraunt and BB sighting."
*sigh* Like I stated before, ALL of these Twitter "sightings" of Jake and Reese were from local MV tabloid twitters. Unlike solo Jake twitter sightings and the Race pics, there are NO regular people twitters with MV Reese sightings, and NO pics of Reese on MV.
Thanks for posting this 1:38 PM. I didn't realize it was posted almost a year ago and I still remember it. LOL.
Anne Hathaway:
"Greatly admires Ryan Gosling"
^^
Her bf looks like a poor man's Ryan Gosling. LOL.
From the Ojai Newspaper:
"4-H Kids and Their Animals: the Ultimate Betrayal at the Fair"
^^ So I wonder if Ava and Deacon know what's happening to their pet pigs, goats and chickens while Mama was flying back to LA and they were out running and having fun in the MV Race. LOL!
I grow my own food!
*dreams of bacon*
Thats what Reese was doing in LA. She was making sure was getting top dollar per pound from the Ojai Fair slaughterhouse for Ava and Deacon's pet pigs.
The first MV twitter, Friday, 8/7 AM:
Living vicariously through my sis, who just sold coffee to Jake Gyllenhaal on Martha's Vineyard. Jealousness.
8:11 AM Aug 7th from TweetDeck
If true he left for MV Thursday evening since that market sighting was in the afternoon. Reese was spooted having dinner with Rudd later and the Rudd sans Reese was spotted at PARC in Philly with Owen.
All Stephen cares about now is getting laid, LOL!!
How did you conclude that?
Know a lot more about Papa then reading his shitty poetry online. Event Cantara is calling him a creep now!
He better stop trying to pick up skanky women at supermarkets nd hoes, they will talk, LOL!!
PS: Yes he thinks about getting laid now, just ask some of the girls that met him during his poetry book tour, no wonder Naomi fianlly kicked his ass to the curb.
have you ever noticed that when ontd has a Jake post the trollys over there wind up over here?
2:33 PM, 3:28 PM
Why do you dislike Stephen? What did he do wrong?
^^Who cares about Stephen? He's just a semi talented director and father of a (maybe) closeted gay actor.
Well, some people clearly can't stand him.
Does anyone think it's a little weird that no pictures of Jake and Chris have emerged since Jake's little sojourn to MV, even though Chilmark is Chris' backyard? And you wonder why the MV glitterati are twittering over Jake's shrinking social circle and professional stagnation?
Like I said before, I'd feel sorry for the guy if he weren't such a manipulative closeted loser, but he is, so I don't.
So what? I don't like or dislike him, he's totally irrelevant for me.
3:30PM: $10, $5 more than you paid him!!!!
Papa is a pretencious pig, 3:36: why do you like him? Give me a reason because all I hear is that he is a piece of trash. No wonder he had top practically beg to go to his daughters wedding, creep.
And believe me if Jake asked him to be involved in some photo-op, he would gladly do it. Papa is no longer welcomed unless it's necessary.
What twittering over Jake's social circle? He was photographed with Doug Liman at the race, the director of his upcoming Moon movie just like he wanted it. Got a mention and pic in the Boston Globe, never remember that happening before. Chris hasn't updated his blog in ages, maybe he is away teaching.
Aw, admit it!
This site wouldn't be the same without Papa Stephen topic ;)
Aw, admit it!
This site wouldn't be the same without Papa Stephen topic ;)
Honestly, I don't care about this guy one bit. But whatever floats your boat I guess.
why do you like him? Give me a reason because all I hear is that he is a piece of trash.
I have no reason to dislike Stephen. I see no reason for that from what Cantara said about him and he said about himself.
The Gyllenhaal clan is trash.
High class trash, but still trash
Got a mention and pic in the Boston Globe, never remember that happening before.
Got a reeking mention in the Boston Globe.
"He was photographed with Doug Liman at the race, the director of his upcoming Moon movie just like he wanted it. "
Is this the same Untitled moon movie project that Jake has been talking about for over two years? Yeah, right,m like that's going to happen any time soon. Limon is probably more interested in Jake's shoelaces than finishing the movie script, let alone starting the movie itself.
And, has Limon known Jake since he was 10, like Chris? No. And Chris is away teaching? His normal teaching gig is near Chilmark, just like the rest of his life. Whenever he cooks or teaches overseas, we hear about it. Now, we hear nothing. Golly, what a coincidence that he just happens to be away and unavailable when Jake is in town for the first time on months. Yeah, if you believe that then there's a bridge in NY I'll sell you for $10.
If anything, Chris is making himself scarce, just like a lot of people who *used* to be in Jake's life.
Bearding giveth and bearding taketh away.
4:17pm very well said and ITA. The last time Chris was papped with Jake was I believe June 2007. Since then the only pic we got of Chris was him in the background in one of the pics of Reeke leaving their hotel in NYC after Heath died. While I do think that Jake sees and speaks to Chris, I also think he doesn't support the bearding and isn't willing to do the arranged photo ops with the Chin (just like I think Maggie feels). I personally don't believe in baby Tile and I think that Jake did have a fling with Austin, but that they have been friends (maybe occasionally fuck buddies) for quite some time. However, I have always thought that Chris and Jake had a deep relationship. Chris even moved to LA and was living with Jake for a while. Then Reeke started full swing and Chris goes back to MV and is never seen with Jake anymore. I have always thought that if Jake was having a kid with any guy, it would be Chris. And before anyone jumps on me, this is MY OPINION.
When Did Jake Gyllenhaal Start to Suck?
IMO Ted is doing a double-meaning here. Remember how Jake said he had a short gag reflex, and the confidentiality agreement that clearly pointed to a handjob? Well maybe not only does this headline mean that since Reeke/bearding Jake's image is a dud, but also maybe that Ted's heard some things about Jake's sex life.
the only pic we got of Chris was him in the background in one of the pics of Reeke leaving their hotel in NYC
It was a picture of Jake and Chris, they left the beard in the background.
I also think he [Chris] doesn't support the bearding
Chris supports Jake 110%, I would bet money on that.
If Chris supports the bearding, where are all the pics of him and Jake together. Where are all of the tweets of them together. Jake was in London from June to Dec. 2008 and Chris spent the summer in Italy and then spent a month or 2 in London. I'd bet money that they saw each other. But, if they went out together somewhere it was without Reese because otherwise we would have gotten pics.
maybe Ted's heard some things about Jake's sex life
Suck at sucking? What an insult! I suck like a pro!
Well maybe not only does this headline mean that since Reeke/bearding Jake's image is a dud, but also maybe that Ted's heard some things about Jake's sex life.
I think the headline means what it says, namely that Jake sucks right now.
"I suck like a pro!"
That's what YOU think. How else did the name "Toothy" get attached to you?!
"namely that Jake sucks right now."
Yeah. Directors and producers and anyone he can find for a role.
That's what YOU think. How else did the name "Toothy" get attached to you?!
^-^ LOL!
4:50 PM, isn't it obvious that since Reeke started he seems to spend less time with family, even less with friends and maybe no at all with his godchild.
I don't think he sees the lovely Chris a lot. No tweets, no pics... You know, sometimes when it quacks like a duck, walks like a duck and looks like a duck... it's s duck.
I'd bet money that they saw each other.
I bet money Chris stayed with Jake in London. You can have a blast with a friend or friends without leaving the house.
Pretty Boy Talented Open Jake got away with giving handjobs and maybe being an occasional bottom to a director to secure a role. Hairline-Receding Desperate Lackluster Scared-Shitless Bearding Jake has to suck and deepthroat directors, producers and casting agents for an audition.
4:50 PM, isn't it obvious that since Reeke started he seems to spend less time with family
No, it's obvious that since Reeke started Jake is much more low profile when he's not reeking. PoP filming in London is a good example.
I hope that Jake and Chris were playing basketball at the community center but I doubt that we'll see any pictures of it. Disney, People and Hello wouldn't want that now would they? The last thing that CAA wants is a little homoerotically charged male bonding featuring a sweaty Jake pawing some hunky guy.
I figure Chris was on Jake's payroll,for awhile, but he was always scowling. I bet Chris made some dough, to support him in his career plans - and I would not be surprised if Jake invested in a restaurant if Chris came up with a plan.
Some on the Vineyard figured Chris and Jake were a pair - maybe maybe not. Life and love and sex not simple, as some would like to imagine.
I assume Chris is busy doing his own thing - but that Jake will back him if he has a plan. Why should Chris have feelings about Reeke? He's got his own family and friends.
^^I never got homoerotic vibes from Jake and Chris. But Jake and Austin on the other hand... ;)
I definately get vibes from Jake and Chris. Like they were each other's first bf or first summer fling/love a long time ago (maybe high school) but now are friends.
The last thing that CAA wants is a little homoerotically charged male bonding featuring a sweaty Jake pawing some hunky guy.
Damn right!
a sweaty Jake pawing some hunky guy
LOL
I definately get vibes from Jake and Chris. Like they were each other's first bf or first summer fling/love a long time ago (maybe high school) but now are friends.
He couldn't have had relationships with all his male friends. Yes, I think Austin was (is?) a fuckbuddy, but I think Chris is just a platonic close friend. With Lance and Matt it was just hanging out. Didn't Jake want to play Lance in a biopic? He still wears the Livestrong wristband sometimes.
^^I forgot RDJ. He seems to be a good, platonic friend.
Jake has to suck and deepthroat directors, producers and casting agents
Ain't no mountain high enough
Ain't no valley low enough
Ain't no cock big enough
To keep me from getting that role!
LOL, that's the spirit!
Funny how in 3 years we haven't seen a sweaty Jake pawing Reese or them playing a game like basketball and touching each other and having loads of fun like most real couples do. Even when they run together, it's with a group and they look like they could be on separate treadmills, no fun or joking around or horseplay allowed. Sorry PR, the "asspoke" doesn't count. Reeke, there's your next photoshoot challenge: An outdoor one-on-one basketball game with Jake and the beard! Let's see their best moves and how physically comfortable they really are with each other, after 3 years of "fucking" and "shacking up" with each other.
OT: A poster at WDW calls Reese "the bearded collie" LOL!
Look how long and pointed a collie's chin is: Holy crap!
Bearded Collie, LOL. I love Lassie though.
Please stop insulting the animals!
Don't insult the weather either!
Is this new or old news? Reese with black eye. Did Jake hit her again?!
^^^ Old news, ugly dress, ugly woman.
Well, I have to hand it to Ted. I love that he posted that letter, I love the headline that he used and how nice and big it is and I love the picture that he used. "When did Jake Gyllenhaal start to suck?" and then you look at the picture of him and the Chin and you get your answer.
^^ don't forget the "pansyspoon" part. LOL!
OT rant: What I don't get is the social meaning of "suck" as in "bad". Everyone wants a blowjob and wants their cock sucked, and good givers are worshiped and revered, so if someone "sucks" it should be a good thing, right? I don't get how it's a derogatory term. Like how saying something is "fucked" means it's bad, when actually getting fucked or being the fucker is really a truly good thing.
Sucks is sometimes used as a homophobic insult, as in disco sucks.
And pansy's poon anyone? :-D
Actually, Ted displayed some major balls posting that story. He gets out that Jake has lost his mojo, calls out the fake coffemance, says that Jake sucks (cock and/or career, you decide) and that he is in the relationship for Reese's clout. Pretty strong stuff to throw around. My hats off to him.
My hats off to him.
Ted is married but I'm sure he would rather have you and everybody who wants to show their appreciation take off more than a lousy hat!
Only $3000 for JAKE IS GAY + BEARDING. Start passing around the collection plate!
Homosexual Kiss Protest — List of Locations by City for ‘Great Nationwide Kiss-in’ Events Saturday August 15
"But at the same time, shacking up with an Oscar winner makes people in the Business take him way more seriously. This is a pretty weird town, huh?"
Jake has been "shacking up" with Witherbeard for 3 years and has the TPTB taken him seriously??
Hahaha they gave him "Prince of Persia" and "Nailed 2" uh, I mean "Love and Other Drugs" Jeez! Mommy must be disappointed?
"But at the same time, shacking up with an Oscar winner makes people in the Business take him way more seriously."
What Oscar winner was he shacking up with when he made Donnie Darko, Moonlight Mile, Zodiac, October Sky, Jarhead and BBM, his best works so far? All of the movies he's made while bearding/associating with Reese have been shit.
Homosexual Kiss Protest
That souunds like fun! :)
All of the movies he's made while bearding/associating with Reese have been shit.
Ted isn't talking about Jake's movies or Jake's credibility as an actor.
Bearding makes people in the Business take him way more seriously = determined to do what is needed to succeed and please producers.
What Oscar winner was he shacking up with when he made Donnie Darko, Moonlight Mile, Zodiac, October Sky, Jarhead and BBM, his best works so far? All of the movies he's made while bearding/associating with Reese have been shit.
ITA. Reese is jinxing his career. Damn it!
Natalie Portman is not only book smart off-camera (she went to Harvard), Variety reports she’ll be taking it to a whole new level.
The 28-year-old actress will be producing a comedy called Booksmart, which will revolve around two overachieving high school seniors who realize the only thing they haven’t accomplished is having boyfriends — and each resolves to find one by prom.
“Sarah and Emily create funny, smart, unselfconsciously strong female characters,” Natalie has sad. “When I read Booksmart, it was as though the script we always talk about wanting to find for our company suddenly materialized.”
JJ
Natalie is very busy - soon she'll start filming with James Franco :)
Nanci Ryder publicist to both Renee Z and Reese W has a blueprint for these types of things.
1. Costar 2. Rumors 3. Deny rumors 4. Sneaky Euro-trip 5. Caught! Kissing
yada, yada, yada
Jake and Bradley Cooper absolutely have to be gay. Something stinks about both of these "relationships".
^^^
Case 39
Release Date: 2009 (USA)
Cast: Renée Zellweger, Bradley Cooper
^^^ Good, old Hollywood PR! lol
Nanci Ryder publicist to both Renee Z and Reese W has a blueprint for these types of things.
Showmance For Dummies by Nanci Ryder
Only $3000 for JAKE IS GAY + BEARDING. Start passing around the collection plate!
I think we can get a better price :)
Twentieth Century-Fox Film Corporation casting call for "Love and Other Drugs"
"Love and Other Drugs" extras
NEW NOVEL DRAGS CELEBS THROUGH THE MUD AND DIRT IN SOHN'S 'PROSPECT PARK'
Is "Robert Downey Jr." a cheater? Do you have to fake an orgasm with "Sean Penn"? Is "Alec Baldwin" a psychiatrist hog?
Yes -- according to Amy Sohn's fictional characterizations of these celebs in her splashy new novel "Prospect Park West."
The saucy book, out Sept. 1, is quickly becoming the talk of the town not just for its outrageous, yet nearly spot-on parodies of smug, smothering Park Slope parents and the culture of the cult-like Park Slope Food Co-op -- but also for its liberal use of real celebrities as walking, talking characters.
The book creates a scathing portrait of Park Slope's mommy brigade -- of which Sohn is a breast-feeding member -- as a parade of unsatisfied thirty- and forty-something moms sizing up their plights relative to all the other stroller-pushers at the playground. Few are having sex -- at least not with their spouses.
Just optioned by Sarah Jessica Parker for a TV series, the story follows Melora Leigh, a pill-popping two-time Oscar winner who lives in a pre-war mansion on the edge of Prospect Park with her Aussie actor/producer husband Stuart Ashby and their adopted son, Orion. Leigh's nemesis, Maggie Gyllenhaal, ends up buying her mansion from her.
Melora appears to be a composite of several different celebrities, but bears a passing resemblance to actress Jennifer Connelly -- in the sense that Connelly, with her British actor husband Paul Bettany, used to live in a similarly grand pre-war mansion on the edge of the park.
But other characters are simply real celebrities called by their famous names. Kate Hudson shows up at the Gramercy Park Hotel, where Melora, thinking Hudson is trying to steal a plum film role from her, lunges at Hudson, trying to scratch her eyes out. Kate's response? "You crazy bitch!" And Lucy Liu, angling for a part in Melora's husband's new movie, defends Hudson, calling Melora "a very f- - -ed-up woman." Vince Vaughn, trying to stay impartial, tells Melora, "You look awesome, baby. Really. Awesome."
Melora also has hostile relations with Gyllenhaal -- who wants the lead in Melora's hubby's film. She describes Gyllenhaal as a "skinny hipster who was famous only because she'd flashed her t- -s in 'Secretary.' "
But remember, readers: This is all fiction.
"I think we make it very clear in the disclaimer," says Simon & Schuster publisher David Rosenthal.
...
NY Post
She describes Gyllenhaal as a "skinny hipster who was famous only because she'd flashed her t- -s in 'Secretary.' "
Bitch!
Ted is married but I'm sure he would rather have you and everybody who wants to show their appreciation take off more than a lousy hat!
Jake, you can leave your hat on and take the rest off.
Clay Aiken, who was recently dropped from RCA, has signed a record deal with Decca Records. He will release a new album in the first half of 2010.
Which scorned reality star is in talks with a major R&B singer to have a faux relationship - just to improve her image? [Gatecrasher]
Jake, you can leave your hat on and take the rest off.
I don't like you anymore!
Danny says:
mr. gyllenhaal i don’t mean to be rude, but isn’t this about sex? is this about a prostitute you went to? i don’t understand
Deborah says:
No, this is about the rich vs. the poor and that the poor feel more.
Stephen Gyllenhaal says:
Deborah’s right, but it is a hard poem to break into. I still like it. And, in a way, though I only went to a prostitute once in my life, when I was a kid. I was near Mexico and my crazy father in a phonecall suggested it (and at that point in my life I listened to my father)…though I only went once and it was just awful, the poem is about prostitution too. This is what I’ve always loved about poetry — actually quite wonderful to enter a poem and come away not understanding it, but simply having strange feelings around it. This was a strange and (actually) painful moment for me when I had to face myself a bit (which is why I wrote the poem) — just as I had to face myself after going to that poor sad woman in Mexico who felt she had no choice but to sell herself to a white boy.
link
Now Papa only pays for white whores!
Papa G said he did it only once.
Stephen Gyllenhaal Twitter
Ay!
2:12PM: So she did return to Philly on Sunday, 8/9. No tweets of her filming on Friday so She was in MV from Fri-Sat. and left probably Sat. night or early Sunday morning, plenty of time to appear in a few places on MV.
It seems that Teddy's words are being spinned here, now allof a suddedn shacking up doesn't mean living together, LOL!!
Why do you even bother? Ted is full of shit and knows nothing.
And you're the usual cunt that can't stay away but I'll play ball.
I think many people are not perhaps aware that "shacking up" can be used as a literal or metaphorical or off-the-cuff term. Nobody knows whether they physically live together or not.
Maybe Ted is using the phrase to say they've been an 'item' for a couple of years now. Maybe writing 'shacking up' is easier than thread to needle.
We were always told Jake 'lived' with Kirsten Dunst but technically, there was never any iota of evidence for it. Nobody ever got inside their supposedly shared home to know.
Ted talks about Reeke, he's not suggesting that Reeke is living together. Would you think Ted is saying "Reeke is really dating" if he said:
Jake traded a lot in when he decided to get all domestically boring. But at the same time, dating an Oscar winner makes people in the Business take him way more seriously. This is a pretty weird town, huh?
Of course you wouldn't.
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Mark Schwann and Austin talk about Season Seven of One Tree Hill at the CBS/Showtime/CW TCA party.
Mark Schwahn & Austin Nichols - One Tree Hill 7 video
^^^ That was cute! :)
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