Saturday, 30 May 2009

Friends and Allies


Kris Allen on his frustration with Christians who wouldn't accept Adam Lambert:

"There [were all these rumors] about how all the conservative, Christian people that would vote for me hate Adam and never want him to win because of who he is. Oh, it was so frustrating — really bad, because we are really good friends. Why can't everyone get along? It never made any sense for me to judge anyone, who they are. It frustrates me that people can't get along with people because of their differences. And I'll tell you what, especially Christians.

Christians have a hard time accepting people like Adam — liberal, from L.A., looks different, maybe acts a certain way. He's a great, great guy. They don't even give him a chance. And it's frustrating because I come from that. A lot of my friends are not that way, which I appreciate, but a lot of people in Arkansas or in the South or wherever are that way. We really hope that our relationship can be an inspiration to people. I could go on about that forever."

Source: Entertainment Weekly

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Anonymous said...

Sorry guys, Adamn and Drake are just platonic friends:

TMZ video - Adam and Drake

Anonymous said...

You spelled Adam wrong, you gay-hating bigot.

Anonymous said...

Adamn is the cooler name version of Adam 2:23.

Anonymous said...

You spelled Gyllenhaal wrong, you racist, freeper, self-loathing, log cabin slob.




BITE ME.

'Gay penguins' rear adopted chick said...

Two "gay" male penguins have hatched a chick and are now rearing it as its adoptive parents, says a German zoo.

The zoo, in Bremerhaven, northern Germany, says the adult males - Z and Vielpunkt - were given an egg which was rejected by its biological parents. It says the couple are now happily rearing the chick, said to have reached four weeks old.

The zoo made headlines in 2005 over plans to "test" the sexual orientation of penguins with homosexual traits. Three pairs of male penguins had been seen attempting to mate with each other and trying to hatch offspring from stones. Three pairs of male penguins had been seen attempting to mate with each other and trying to hatch offspring from stones.

The zoo flew in four females in a bid to get the endangered birds to reproduce - but quickly abandoned the scheme after causing outrage among gay rights activists, who accused it of interfering in the animals' behaviour.

The six "gay" penguins remain at the zoo, among them Z and Vielpunkt who are now rearing the chick together after being given the rejected egg. "Z and Vielpunkt, both males, gladly accepted their 'Easter gift' and got straight down to raising it," said a zoo statement.

"Since the chick arrived, they have been behaving just as you would expect a heterosexual couple to do. The two happy fathers spend their days attentively protecting, caring for and feeding their adopted offspring."

BBC

Baby Tile said...

Awww!

2:23 PM said...

"Adamn is the cooler name version of Adam 2:23."

I was joking, trying to piss off 2:11 PM :)

Anonymous said...

Yay! Anne and Jake in a movie together.

Love it

Anonymous said...

I find male penguins really annoying. I dont know why they just cant penguin up and stop acting poofy.

Anonymous said...

Posted on OMG

'Director Ed Zwick (The Last Samurai, Defiance) has tapped Jake Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway to star in LOVE AND OTHER DRUGS. 20th Century Fox and New Regency are financing the film which will begin shooting on September 21st 2009. Scott Stuber, Edward Zwick, Marshall Herskovitz and Pieter Jan Brugge are producing the film. Charles Randolph wrote the screenplay which has been rewritten by Edward Zwick and Marshall Herskovitz. I've been able to confirm that this project is the former UNTITLED CHARLES RANDOLPH which was featured in the 2007's Black List. Here's the synopsis:“A humorous expose of the highly competitive and cutthroat world of pharmaceuticals, where salesmen schmooze doctors, nurses and hospitals to get them to use their brand of drugs.”'

Anonymous said...

^^^^ Posted on WDW. Sorry!

Anonymous said...

:)

Anonymous said...

^ ^ ^

Sounds hilarious. Not.

Anonymous said...

"Sounds hilarious. Not."

I think it sounds funny. I love Anne. She and Jake will have great chemistry, I'm sure.

Anonymous said...

Romcom? I hope not.

Anonymous said...

^^Does this sound like a romcom?

"A humorous expose of the highly competitive and cutthroat world of pharmaceuticals, where salesmen schmooze doctors, nurses and hospitals to get them to use their brand of drugs.”

Anonymous said...

This has the potential to be a really good dark comedy. It doesn't sound like a romantic comedy.

By the way, just what is wrong with romantic comedies. They were good enough for Shakesphere.

Anonymous said...

Romantic comedies are crap.

Anonymous said...

"By the way, just what is wrong with romantic comedies. They were good enough for Shakesphere."

ROFLMAO!

Anonymous said...

^^
If there's a chance that Jake and Reese date for real, she'll probably be very jealous of Anne (I hope she'll have every reason :D).

Anonymous said...

Anne and Jake together again!!!!!

Great

Anonymous said...

Kate's link to the source article returns error, can't find that UNTITLED CHARLES RANDOLPH article:

www.tnmc.org

Anonymous said...

No Brothers promotion for Jake! lol

Anonymous said...

Now THIS casting news (I hope it's true) I LIKE!! Yeah!! And the director is great too. And Anne--yeah!!

Anonymous said...

I remember when I wanted Anne and Jake to hook up...before the days of Reeke.

Anonymous said...

3:20 PM, probably not. ;)

Anonymous said...

"I remember when I wanted Anne and Jake to hook up...before the days of Reeke."

Me too! We'll see what'll happen.

Anonymous said...

Why wouldn't Jake promote "Brothers?"

Anonymous said...

"Why wouldn't Jake promote "Brothers?"

Because he'll be in the middle of shooting LAOD with Anne. But if he's needed, they'll probably give him some days off.

Anonymous said...

I'm actually really looking forward to Jake's upcoming movies, except for PoP. I think it wasn't a good choice neither was the Reese hook up. There's hope PoP will do at least fine and Reeke will be past rather sooner than later and Jake can move on to better significant others and projects.

Anonymous said...

Jake and Anne WILL NOT hook up, people give it up already!!!
Anne's carrer is doing jsut fine for now, why would she perform as a beard?? Maybe in 10 years,will see...but not right now! So let it go

Anonymous said...

"Jake and Anne WILL NOT hook up"

Don't say that with such certainty.

I think Jakey is bi and therefor I say it might happen. Maybe not instantly during or after shooting, but later on...

Anonymous said...

Jake is gay. He might hook up with Anne's gay brother :)

Anonymous said...

BTW, Anne has a boyfriend.

Anonymous said...

"BTW, Anne has a boyfriend."

LOL. This is Hollywood, it doesn't matter! ;)

Anonymous said...

Jake is gay.
Anne has a boyfriend.

What doesn't matter?

Anonymous said...

The most likely scenario is jake stealing Anne hER boyfriend

Jake is gay, he might be bi when it comes to sex but i believe he is 100% GAY. A closeted gay man who sleeps with women from time to time because he can't admit he is only into guys.

Anonymous said...

Jake is gay.
Anne has a boyfriend.

What doesn't matter?





If she can dump her convicted BF because he is bad for publicity, she can easily cheat on her new partner for a guy like toothy
It would be a waste of her time,IMO..but it's her life!!

Anonymous said...

4:24 PM

Do your parents know that you're posting on blog for adults?

Kate said...

WDW update

"Update: TMNC has now removed its post - hmmmm - although (at the moment) TMC's link to it on the Jake Gyllenhaal discussion board on ProIMDb is still there: 'by deadpooltnmc 3 hours ago (Wed Jun 3 2009 09:46:07) More details here: http://www.tnmc.org/Good-Movies-of-the-Future/brokeback-reunion.html' -

Make of that what you will - they had no source and made it up (posting links to their story on the Jake and Anne threads on IMDb) or they published prematurely? Time will tell."

Anonymous said...

A blog for adults??!!!
LOL!

Anonymous said...

What's funny, 4:37 PM? Do tell!

rags said...

OK!

Lastly, there's a spread called "Inside Adam Lambert's Makeup Bag." He likes MAC eyeliner, OPI nail polish and Define Me eyeliner.

New Hampshire WILL Become 6th State With Gay Marriage said...

Following the New Hampshire Senate's passage of a same-sex marriage bill, the House got its act together and also passed its version of the bill in a 198-176 vote. The legislation now heads to Gov. John Lynch's desk, who is expected to sign it. And when he does?

New Hampshire will become the sixth state to grant gays and lesbians marriage rights (and the fourth this year).

Queerty

Anonymous said...

Well, let's hope the Anne/Jake project is real. I'm crossing my fingers.

Anonymous said...

O right Jake and Anne have great chemistry since the fuck when?

the boy's gay, he almost fainted at having to grab Anne's tits in BBMt, he hates oozy coozey, and she's shown no interest in him whatever.

she laughs at his homophobe jokes, though. maybe that would be as much fun as J and R making toy animals talk dirty to each other.

they could make lego people say dirty things about homos.

and dont bother bringing up her gay brother, who Im sure would have visited Anne in federal prison, had ite come to that.

what a buncha losers!

Anonymous said...

Anne's gay brother is married:

"Anne Hathaway says her "favorite wedding moment" is when her older brother and his boyfriend got hitched a few years ago.

"At one point, he and his husband were standing up there, and my mom got up to sing," Hathaway recalls. "She was just beaming straight love into them, and everyone felt it, and it was just this really beautiful moment."

Anonymous said...

"she laughs at his homophobe jokes, though."

Oh please, don't be so touchy. Anne's brother is gay. Anne also supports gay rights. No way she's homophobic.

Anonymous said...

I have a gay cousin and i make gay jokes all the time, not big deal.
Gays make jokes about heterosexuals and about themselves too, it is ok if you are between friends.

I don't know if Anne has the same sense of humor about prison jokes,though.At least not right now

Anonymous said...

No way Anne's homophobic, she even laughs at gay jokes told by her gay colleague.

Anonymous said...

Anne always "defended" Jake's heterosexuality. For instance, when she was on Regis and Kelly in 2006 (I think) she said something along the lines that Jake wasn't too fond of the guy on guy kissing action. In another interview revealed that he asked her to touch her boobies in the car scene. ;)

Anonymous said...

5:22

That was just PR movie marketing bullshit. Sometimes i can't believe the crap actors say while promotion time, they all come up with jokes and anecdotes that are not even funny or interesting. Once promo is over they don't even remember what they said or what they were told to say.

Anonymous said...

Jake wasn't too fond of the guy on guy kissing action - Anne suggested that Jake wasn't too fond of kissing Heath?! Not nice.

Asked her to touch her boobies in the car scene - I believe that happened, but it has nothing to do with being straight, it's about making heterosexual sex scene convincing.

Anonymous said...

P.S. It's about making heterosexual sex scene convincing and Jake being considerate and nice. Heterosexual Jake wanting to touch her boobies for any other reason would make him look like a heterosexual creep.

Anonymous said...

"heterosexual creep"

LOL.

N.H. gov. signs gay marriage bill said...

Posted on OMG by Special K

Governor John Lynch has signed a bill legalizing gay marriage, making New Hampshire the sixth state to allow the practice. "Today is a victory for all the people in New Hampshire," Lynch said before signing the bill.

Rhode Island is the only New England State to left legalize same sex marriage

Anonymous said...

Didn't Anne imply once in an interview that's Jake's asking to touch her breasts, to make it look more "realistic" of course, was a typical straight guys's excuse to cop a feel.

And why is it sooooooo difficult to believe Jake may be bi? He may be more emotionally connected to men, but still enjoys sex with women.

Anonymous said...

And why is it sooooooo difficult to believe Jake may be bi? He may be more emotionally connected to men, but still enjoys sex with women./

IA.

Anonymous said...

Didn't Anne imply once in an interview that's Jake's asking to touch her breasts, to make it look more "realistic" /

Yes.

Anonymous said...

Because BI men don't need beards, they date women and men.

Anonymous said...

Typical straight guys's excuse to cop a feel?!

Wow, you really dislike Jake.

Anonymous said...

"Because BI men don't need beards, they date women and men."

Tell me, who says Jake is bearding?

Anonymous said...

You do, 6:05 PM. You are posting here, aren't you?

Anonymous said...

"You do, 6:05 PM. You are posting here, aren't you?"

I even posted on WFT almost from the very beginning. But I started to doubt Ted's credibility. I'm not convinced Jake is bearding with Reese, although I think they pimp their relationship out. I do think Jake is bi and may still "see" Austin.

Anonymous said...

6:13 PM

Nice try! lol

Anonymous said...

"I even posted on WFT almost from the very beginning."

I know, some trolls are with us from the very beginning!

Anonymous said...

"Nice try! lol"

What do you mean with "nice try"? You can believe whatever you want, but I was intrigued by Ted's BI's at first. Now most of what he writes I think is BS.

And how am I a troll? I'm neither a babbler nor a JiS believer. Get over it!

Anonymous said...

6:19 PM

Don't bother.

We know that "gay for Austin, straight for Reese, BI Jake isn't a liar" bullshit.

Anonymous said...

6:23, you have your fanfic. Others have theirs.

Anonymous said...

Just keep telling that to yourself, 6:26 PM, and one day you might believe it.

Anonymous said...

"Jake's asking to touch her breasts, to make it look more "realistic" of course, was a typical straight guys's excuse to cop a feel."

LOL!

Typical babbler!
Jake being a heterosexual asshole is much better than gay Jake.

taboid crap said...

Posted on OMG by Sienna

here's something totally off topic to reeke, but i still thought it was interesting. regarding tabs about how they make us see what they want us to see:

on page 58 of OK magazine there is a big picture of julia roberts in a bikini, smiling and looking perfect. they compliment her on her awesome ABS, of all things, which do look great.

however, that same picture can be seen in other mags and on the internet, unshopped, and she has no abs in sight, just a flabby belly with lots of stretchmarks.

why did OK go out of their way to make her look perfect and call attention to their work, while the real deal is much less appealing?

Anonymous said...

"but Jake didn't want to do that and this led Mr. S. to think Americans like to avoid fighting."

Don't know about Americans, but of course Jake avoids fighting, he BEARDS doesn't he? Case closed.

Anonymous said...

"however, that same picture can be seen in other mags and on the internet, unshopped, and she has no abs in sight, just a flabby belly with lots of stretchmarks"

Tabloid readers are too dumb to notice such details. lol

photographer said...

"I can't imagine TB having a problem with that, should I conclude that only babblers insist it can't be a ring?"

ITA. Seems like only 1 or 2 posters, the same ones posting over and over, are insisting that it's a pendant. ITA with 6/1 12:58 pm, it's a ring, a man's solid gold large band. A ring, not a pendant. Only Babblers or people who are ignorant about how a ring like that would move and photograph, and how it would look under magnification of the pic with the shadows and lack of depth of field, would "see" something else than what it is, a ring. Period.

Anonymous said...

"I even posted on WFT almost from the very beginning."

You mean you trolled on WFT almost from the very beginning.

Anonymous said...

"Update: TMNC has now removed its post - hmmmm "

Like all Jake's projects...disappears into thin air!

Yeah, he would love to get Anne. So much more successful than his present beard. And Jakey does love the A list beards!

WFT1 said...

Did anyone save bits and pieces of WFT1?

There is someone who has the whole blog saved. And it's not Dany.
/

Who?

Anonymous said...

"Yeah, he would love to get Anne. So much more successful than his present beard. And Jakey does love the A list beards!"

He just loves women too. But you can defend the "Jake is gay gay" everytime you want.

Anonymous said...

Seems like only 1 or 2 posters, the same ones posting over and over, are insisting that it's a pendant. ITA with 6/1 12:58 pm, "it's a ring, a man's solid gold large band. A ring, not a pendant. Only Babblers or people who are ignorant about how a ring like that would move and photograph, and how it would look under magnification of the pic with the shadows and lack of depth of field, would "see" something else than what it is, a ring. Period."

Boring fanfic!

Anonymous said...

7:06, you don't really believe that because some people don't buy the fanfic about the ring that they must be babblers. I know this is difficult to wrap your head around, but it is possible to believe Jake is gay and not believe he is in a committed relationship with Austin.

Just one or two people? Keep spinning that fiction.

I for one am still waiting to see a clear picture of this "gold ring." Until someone provides some clear proof, with a clear shot, it's still pendant.

You do know that pendants come in many shapes, don't you?

Anonymous said...

"He just loves women too."

Of course Jake loves women, why wouldn't he? Jake just doesn't want to fuck them.

Anonymous said...

"Boring fanfic!"

Why does ring bother you so much?

Anonymous said...

"Of course Jake loves women, why wouldn't he? Jake just doesn't want to fuck them."

sorry I am in the "bi" team!

Anonymous said...

"Jake just doesn't want to fuck them."

Maybe, maybe not. Someone should hide under Jake's bed and report here whom he fucks.

Anonymous said...

"Why does ring bother you so much?"

Why should I believe it's a ring ?

Anonymous said...

7:35 PM

Yeah, Jake is BI so he's dating Reese team and we can explain that Austin thing, too. LOL

Anonymous said...

"Someone should hide under Jake's bed and report here whom he fucks"

Someone from here!

Anonymous said...

7:35 PM

Yeah, Jake is BI so he's dating Reese and we can explain that Austin thing, too. LOL

Anonymous said...

"Yeah, Jake is BI so he's dating Reese team and we can explain that Austin thing, too. LOL"

I think he is bi, he had something with austin but it's over.

Anonymous said...

Gee, it would be so fucked if this movie was just another false rumor. Get some new work Jake!

Anonymous said...

"I think he is bi, he had something with austin but it's over."

Don't be shy, we know that you're selling Reeke here.

Anonymous said...

"Maybe, maybe not. Someone should hide under Jake's bed and report here whom he fucks."

How many years do you usually need to form an opinion?

Atticus said...

"You might have noticed that Reese used Atticus for fauxmance PR, too."

And none of those times did I get a decent walk. Dragged along behind like a dead corpse. I'd call her a bitch but that's a hot sexy ass in caninespeake and in catspeak she'd be a queen but that's what Daddy gets called. *is confused* Guess I'll call her rabies and ringworm. Let's put her out of our misery and give her euthanasia.

Anonymous said...

"How many years do you usually need to form an opinion?"

I change everytime.

Anonymous said...

"How many years do you usually need to form an opinion?"

I change everytime.

Anonymous said...

I would bet my ass that most Jake fans, even the JiS believers, don't like Reeke. Did you all check the reactions to the possibility of Jake working with Anne? Very positive. In surveys by fans about whom he should date (before Reeke), Anne's name was always mentioned.
Some poster here said, Jake's fans would kick Reese overboard if he hooked up with annoying Michelle (sorry fans of her), but they'd certainly approve if he hooked up with an intelligent, talented, "not easy to get" woman like Anne who has a career in front of her.

Anonymous said...

"Why should I believe it's a ring ?"

Ring or no ring, that's not the point.
The point is what you think the ring would represent, would mean. You're not going to admit it, it's easier to hide behind "boring fanfic" crap.

Anonymous said...

"I would bet my ass that most Jake fans, even the JiS believers, don't like Reeke."

ITA. Too bad that silly babblers can't admit that blasphemy on JiS forums/blogs. LOL

Anonymous said...

The hookup with Michelle business was never really about Michelle but about being a real stepdad or godfather to Matilda. Which in turn really was about Heath, Matilda's father.

Anonymous said...

"Boring fanfic!"

Same boring poster posting "Boring fanfic!" to posts that have good points, and the same boring poster saying "Jake is bi and dating Reese" to sell Reeke.



"Until someone provides some clear proof, with a clear shot"

And you're here basically because of a blind item from a gossip column? But you don't believe in the ring, and my guess is you're the one who believes Jake is really dating Reese. Seems like your faith in the unknown, what you see and how you interpret it, is pretty shaky. Might be time for you to either shit or get off the pot.

Anonymous said...

"ITA. Too bad that silly babblers can't admit that blasphemy on JiS forums/blogs. LOL"

Too bad, I agree.

Anonymous said...

The hookup with Michelle business was never really about Michelle but about being a real stepdad or godfather to Matilda. Which in turn really was about Heath, Matilda's father.
/

IA.

Anonymous said...

You Jaustinites are easily rattled aren't you. I draw my ideas about Jake based on info., and what I see, just like you. I do think Jake is gay.

And I don't see a ring.

Anonymous said...

7:59 PM #3

You gotta try to use your head.

YOU are posting on Reeke is fake and Jake is bearding blog and YOU follow Ted's gossip. People who believe Reeke is real don't do that.

Anonymous said...

You Jaustinites are easily rattled aren't you.

Who is talking about ring having something to do with Austin? Just you.

Anonymous said...

Don't even try it, 8:08. The only people who make a fuss about these rings are the Jaustinites because they believe it signifies some kind of committed relationship between Jake and Austin.

Why in the hell else would anyone care about a ring around Jake's neck or on Austin's finger or anywhere else?

Anonymous said...

The only people who make a fuss about these rings are the Jaustinites and babblers.

Anonymous said...

I wouldnt bet on Jake hooking up with Anne. I belive her career is doing well and I understand she dates straight men.

Jake said...

"Anne's gay brother is married"

Are the boys cute? Are they into threesomes?

Anonymous said...

"Are the boys cute?"

No, not really. :(

Jake said...

Well-hung?

Anonymous said...

Poor Atticus, thanks for your note.

Anonymous said...

"no Jakey-poop at the Green Global"
god I hope not! (2:10 am)

"Why?" (4:00 am)


^^ Why?! Who wants to see Jake's poop?! At an awards show....for green stuff...


(my god some of you need to get glasses or some humor, jeeze)

Anonymous said...

"Well-hung?"

I'm not the hubby, I can't tell. ;)

Anonymous said...

"The only people who make a fuss about these rings are the Jaustinites and babblers."

I can understand the Babblers fighting against the ring because they are all about Reese but remember, WFT1 and WFT2 (where you are now) is a blog site that's total premise is TOOTHY i.e. Jake coming out with his boyfriend GRAY GOOSE, i.e. Austin.

It makes one wonder if the ones against Jaustin are REALLY Babblers, because it seems like they would be against anyone male with Jake, except for long-gone Heath and the ever-present Clooney-wishers.

Anonymous said...

"People who believe Reeke is real don't do that."

People who believe Reeke is real post on WFT2 and OMG all the time, it's called "trolling" via "Jake is bi and dating Reese" and "Jake might have been with Austin but now he's fucking Reese" aka babbler bullshit. Don't play stupid.

Anonymous said...

"Ring or no ring, that's not the point.
The point is what you think the ring would represent, would mean. You're not going to admit it, it's easier to hide behind "boring fanfic" crap."

ITA.

Anonymous said...

the PR JiS campaign has been very successful, if posts on this blog are any indication.

ain't nowhere for honest folk to hang out, no more. it's a cryin' shame.

Anonymous said...

Okay, I'll bite. What is the sacred ring supposed to mean?

Anonymous said...

How would wanting Jake to be with either Heath or Clooney (other than showing exquisite taste) show one to be a babbler? They're both still men?

That makes no sense.

Anonymous said...

"I remember when I wanted Anne and Jake to hook up...before the days of Reeke."

WHY? What would make it different than Reeke? It would still be bearding. Oh wait, now I get it, you're a babbler/"Jake is 10% gay and 90% straight, unless he could have been with Heath then he would be 100% gay, but Anne could still turn him into 99% hetero because anything is better than Austin" believer.

Anonymous said...

"How would wanting Jake to be with either Heath or Clooney (other than showing exquisite taste) show one to be a babbler? They're both still men?

That makes no sense."

Next time why don't you quote the whole quote:

It makes one wonder if the ones against Jaustin are REALLY Babblers, because it seems like they would be against anyone male with Jake, except for long-gone Heath and the ever-present Clooney-wishers.

^^ Because Heath is gone and Clooney if he's gay, will never come out.

Anonymous said...

And since Heath and Clooney are unattainable, Jake will have no choice but to be with Reese, or Anne, or Michelle, or... any women, pick one! Just as long as its not Austin, right?

Anonymous said...

Austin hasn't come out either.

Regardless of their status, Heath and Clooney were/are still men. Why would anyone who believes Jake is straight want to promote a romance with either ... man?

Atticus said...

"Poor Atticus, thanks for your note."

Thanks is good, a cookie is better. *waits*

Anonymous said...

Jake is gay, and I don't buy the gold ring. so what?

Anonymous said...

Never mind 9:51. NEVER MIND.

Jake said...

I'm not selling my gold ring.

Clarification said...

Re comments on ONTD about Adam Lambert walking out of Guys and Dolls Club holding hands with bf:

sketchings @2:10 "he's not gay you guise. there's no proof. omg."

sketchings @10:10 "totally being sarcastic though. lol"


^^people there and here had a fit before they saw the sarcasm. Maggie was right, irony usually doesn't work well in print, LOL.

Anonymous said...

I don't know or care if he can act but looks-wise (and he's french, wtf) the actor Gilles Marini would have made a perfect POP Prince Dastan, way better than white bread Jake. Do a Google image search on Gilles Marini, you might agree. I almost wonder if Jake or TPTB modeled the Prince's look (face and body) after Marini, there's a lot of similarities.

Anonymous said...

the PR JiS campaign has been very successful, if posts on this blog are any indication.

That's why the trolls, babblers, and yes, maybe even Reeke's pr, continues to post here. They want people to think that everyone but a few "delusional" tinhats think Jake is gay. Don't fall for it.

Anonymous said...

"That's why the trolls, babblers, and yes, maybe even Reeke's pr, continues to post here. They want people to think that everyone but a few "delusional" tinhats think Jake is gay. Don't fall for it."

ITA. Why we also get "I believe Jake is dating Reese for real but using the romance for PR" posts.

Anonymous said...

That Portman/Sheridan interview was a total bore. She asked lame questions and added nothing. He was incomprehensible. The only thing I got out of it was that Jake wanted to be Jake, not the character. Not a good sign for the movie. Hate to bring up Heath, but he was a fearless actor and understood that his role was to become the character, for a moment anyway.

Anonymous said...

PR and babbler comments stick out like sore thumbs and don't change anyone's opinion.

Anonymous said...

"Jake wanted to be Jake"

Which Jake? Loving Monogamous Gay Lover Jake, Single Gay Whoring Jake, or Bearding Jake?

Anonymous said...

"PR and babbler comments stick out like sore thumbs and don't change anyone's opinion."

Nobody want you to change your opunion, some want only to piss you off.

Anonymous said...

"The only thing I got out of it was that Jake wanted to be Jake, not the character. Not a good sign for the movie."

Maybe we will be surprised.

Anonymous said...

LOL 11.53

Anonymous said...

"Which Jake? Loving Monogamous Gay Lover Jake, Single Gay Whoring Jake, or Bearding Jake?"

:)

Anonymous said...

"Why we also get "I believe Jake is dating Reese for real but using the romance for PR" posts."

Just like Lainey :)

J.G. Francis said...

Posted on OMG

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

I stand, I fall, I crawl.

I should scrawl something down tonight, if for nothing more than my sanity. I had to remove the Jake Gyllenhaal entry, it was not only unnecessary, but it was also bringing me a lot of unwanted attention. Anyway...

I keep smelling urine. Right now even, as I type this, and since lately I plan my life about 4 seconds into the future, I don't realize at this very moment that it is me producing the urine smell, well actually I do realize this, I do now, because it has been more than 4 seconds since I thought to look down toward the general area of the human anatomy where urine is produced, and so at this point, I've since looked down and seen the splotch on my shorts, but I'm trying to write this in real time, which is difficult because of the lag between thought and typing, so bare with me - now, in less than 4 seconds (which as mentioned before it has now been), I will look down and see dribble on my Nike shorts, the shorts I wear to bed, my pajama shorts, which are perforated, stretchy and blue, and might actually be wider than they are long, yep, there it is, corresponding exactly to where one would assume urine to appear if it were to appear on clothing, yes, this would be the spot, the place for urine to appear, and sure enough, there it is, urine. Inexplicably, slightly peeing my pajama shorts brings a smile. This is the perfect token to this gloriously cracked day. This day that should have set me back a marathon in reverse, has instead pushed me forward three more feet. I stand, I fall, I crawl, no matter, all three get me where I'm going, and speed is the least of my concerns. Pee is too. This is all nonsense. Good night.

J.G. Francis - I stand, I fall, I crawl.

Anonymous said...

L.A.'s really a remarkable place. If you go on TV, in almost any capacity, the mayor will immediately date you.

I don't think you have to be from LA or be a basketball fan to appreciate this. I wanted to add a few more things like, look what LA has done for bearding.

Anonymous said...

"look what LA has done for bearding"

LOL

Anonymous said...

Turns out our most talented baseball player is juiced. So's our governor (lot of good that did us).

LOL

Zac or Jake? said...

- If you've ever fantasized about Jake Gyllenhaal rocking out to Whitesnake while swinging his mullet, you may just get your wish. A source tells us the "Brokeback Mountain" star is neck and neck with Zac Efron to play the lead in the big-screen version of Broadway's "Rock of Ages."

Gatecrasher

Anonymous said...

Broadway's "Rock of Ages"

In 1987 on the Sunset Strip, a small town girl met a big city rocker and in LA’s most famous rock club, they fell in love to the greatest songs of the 80s. It’s ROCK OF AGES, an arena-rock love story told through the mind-blowing, face-melting hits of JOURNEY, NIGHT RANGER, STYX, REO SPEEDWAGON, PAT BENATAR, TWISTED SISTER, POISON, ASIA, WHITESNAKE and many more. Don’t miss this awesomely good time about dreaming big, playing loud and partying on!

Anonymous said...

Wow, new day - new movie! :)

Ted said...

Dear Ted:
Has the Toothy Tile creature convinced himself that he is straight? Your response to a question in an earlier post said that the "she" in his life has convinced herself he's different for her, which leads me to think that maybe he has succeeded in being different or at least wants to be? Or is he just a ticking time bomb about to implode?
—JSC

Dear Toothy Politics:
I thought publicity-craving, love-life-distorting, emotionally cruel egomaniacs exploded? Preferably within the confines of the Awful Truth! Regardless, yes, Toothy and his woman and most of their insipid retinue are fooling themselves increasingly on an hourly basis.

AT

Ted said...

Dear Ted:
I'm kind of new to the Blind Vices, but I can't help but think that Toothy Tile is John Stamos. Am I close?
—The Doctor Is Out?

Dear Gaymos:
Rebecca's ex-hubby didn't leave her for a guy.


Dear Ted:
Does Toothy Twitter?
—Sinead

Dear Tech-Savvy:
I don't Twitter with him.

Ted said...

Dear Ted:
I've been reading your column for some time now, and I'm a great fan. I'm a Portuguese teacher of English in Prague, Czech Republic, so I read gossip sites both for personal enjoyment as well as to get material for classes. I feel sorry for you because everyone should have the right to wed the person they love. Do you think the problem may reside in the label used (marriage being different from simply union), or is it really in accepting same-sex relationships? I'm asking you this because you can give me a precious insight on a subject that I've been discussing in some of the lessons.
—Teresa

Dear Study Abroad:
Second-class Ted is not a name I, and most of my gay bros and sisters, accept. It's about civil rights. Allowing gays only domestic partnerships but not marriage is akin to if blacks were rewarded better (but still separate) drinking fountains.

Anonymous said...

Zac, Jake and Whitesnake?! What a combination! lol

Anonymous said...

Posted on OMG

in·sip·id (n-spd)
adj.
1. Lacking flavor or zest; not tasty.
2. Lacking qualities that excite, stimulate, or interest; dull.

ret·i·nue (rtn-, -y)
n.
The retainers or attendants accompanying a high-ranking person.

Anonymous said...

Posted on OMG by Special K

"Jake Gyllenhaal & Anne Hathaway to star in "Love & Other Drugs," based on the novel "Hard Sell: The Evolution of a Viagra Saleman"

Twitter - Production Weekly

Anonymous said...

Telling A Gay Man's Age by His Trips to Wal Mart.

You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house mowing the lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room, or whatever. You are hot and sweaty, covered in dirt or paint. You have your old work clothes on. You know the outfit - shorts with the hole in crotch, old T-shirt with a stain from who knows what, and an old pair of tennis shoes. Right in the middle of this great home improvement project you realize you need to run to Wal-Mart to get something to help complete the job.

Depending on your age you might do the following:

In your 20's:
Stop what you are doing. Shave, touchup the manscaping, take a shower, blow dry your hair, brush your teeth, floss, and put on clean clothes. Check yourself in the mirror and flex. Add a dab of your favorite cologne because you never know, you just might meet a hot, hung and horny studly stallion while standing in the checkout lane. And you went to school with the cute twink running the register.

In your 30's:
Stop what you are doing, put on clean shorts and shirt. Change shoes. You married a hot stud so no need for much else. Wash your hands and comb your hair. Check yourself in the mirror. Still got it. Add a shot of your favorite cologne to cover the smell. The big bottom running the register is the kid brother to someone straight you went to school with.

In your 40's:
Stop what you are doing. Put on a sweatshirt that is long enough to cover the hole in the crotch of your shorts. Put on different shoes and a hat. Wash your hands. Your bottle of Obsession Cologne is almost empty so you don't want to waste any of it on a trip to WalMart. Check yourself in the mirror and do more sucking in than flexing. The young hungry boytoy slut running the register is your godson nephew's age and you feel weird thinking how slutty he could get.

In your 50's:
Stop what you are doing. Put a hat on, wipe the dirt off your hands onto your shirt. Change shoes because you don't want to get dirt in your new sports car. Check yourself in the mirror and you swear not to wear that shirt anymore because it makes you look fat. The fairy running the register smiles when he sees you and you think you still have it. Then you remember the hat you have on is from Buddy's Bait & Beer Bar and it says, 'I Got Worms'

In your 60's:
Stop what you are doing. No need for a hat anymore. Hose the dog crap off your shoes. The mirror was shattered when you were in your 50's. You hope you have underwear on so nothing grey, wrinkled, shrunken or dried up hangs out the hole in your pants. The boy running the register might be cute, but you don't have your glasses on so you are not sure if he's cute or even if it's a boy.

In your 70's:
Stop what you are doing. Wait to go to Wal-Mart until they have your Cialis and prostate prescriptions ready, along with your favorite enema in stock. Don't even notice the dog crap on your shoes. The young swishy thing at the register smiles at you because you remind him of Ian McKellan.

In your 80's:
Stop what you are doing. Start again. Then stop again. Now you remember you needed to go to Wal-Mart. Go to Wal-Mart and wander around trying to think what it is you are looking for. You fart out loud and think someone cute called out your name. You went to school with the old asexual gelded geezer who greeted you at the front door.

Anonymous said...

Why are Jake's projects always just round the corner?

Twitter messages, running neck to neck, stuff appearing only to disappear....almost there but never is. Moon project, Joe Namath, Damn Yankees, Love & other drugs, Rock of Ages

Maybe we should call him almost-there-Jake!

Anonymous said...

"Telling A Gay Man's Age by His Trips to Wal Mart"

:)

Jake said...

I'm hot, I'm in demand! Zac who?

Anonymous said...

Well, if Jake does film this movie with Anne Hathaway, I would be curious to see how Reeke will handle the showmance promotion. Anne is not a PR whore and I wonder how she would tolerate the Chin turning the movie set into a constant Reeke photo op.

Anonymous said...

Reeke couldn't use Brothers', but were allowed to use Nailed and PoP movie set for promo.

I don't see why would Anne care one way or the other.

Anonymous said...

"I wonder how she would tolerate the Chin turning the movie set into a constant Reeke photo op."

Did she? Lets see, Brothers, yep she was there but no pics only blogger sightings (it was a learning curve). Then Nailed, she was there quite a few times with pic galleries bigger than Sears, and blog sightings aplenty on set and at all the nearby towns with hotels and cafes (girl learns fast). Then POP with the "Star Debut Look" pics, the Star holding hands with her Majesty and wow the girl does learn quick, her solo alone shopping in town pics and of course "couple" weekend trip sightings. No wonder Jakey's having a hard time finding a job, directors know the Reeke PR and Reese self-promo is only escalating and will never be linked to words Reese doesn't have in her vocabulary, "subtle" and "understated." Who the hell director and crew wants to play second fiddle to Reeke and especially Reese? Jake bearding, and especially with Reese, has not only chased away fans, it has also alienated directors from working with him. Good choices you've made, Jerk, uh Jake. How's that bearding and hanging with Reese working out for ya, Jake?

Anonymous said...

get a life!

Anonymous said...

"I don't see why would Anne care one way or the other."

Personally or professionally?

Personally it doesn't seem as though Jake and Anne are particularily fond of each other, going by the remarks they've made, discussed here. And why should Anne who is outspoken for gay rights, promote Jake's self-homophobia and bearding so that he can get work and make money? Money that is much more than actresses make for the same work, may I remind you?

Professionally, why should Anne put up with Reeke PR photo ops in her workplace? You KNOW Reese is going to want Anne to join the party for authenticity. Is anyone else on the set going to invite others in, to use it for self-promotion? Allow hired paps to come in for self-serving purposes? Most importantly, why should Reeke be allowed to let the set and the movie become second fiddle and be made a mockery of?

Anonymous said...

"get a life!"

Hi UV and FL!

Anonymous said...

"Lets see, Brothers, yep she was there but no pics only blogger sightings (it was a learning curve)."

No learning curve, the set was closed for paparazzi.

Anonymous said...

why should Anne who is outspoken for gay rights, promote Jake's self-homophobia and bearding /

Because Anne knows about homophobia in Hollywood and might be willing to help out a colleague.

Anonymous said...

"Lets see, Brothers, yep she was there but no pics only blogger sightings"

No pictures, no Reeke. Too much obviously made up Reeke bullshit from that time.

Anonymous said...

Still waiting Reeke pictures from Tom & Katie's housewarming party. LOL

Anonymous said...

"And since Heath and Clooney are unattainable, Jake will have no choice but to be with Reese, or Anne, or Michelle, or... any women, pick one! Just as long as its not Austin, right?"

Definitely and sadly Heath and Jake will never happen. Clooney and Jake is too good to be true, but I'm also OK with Austin. ;)
If, IF, Jake happens to be bi then I think Anne would be a nice gal for him. Thinking abou it, Michelle would be so wrong on so many levels. First, I don't think she's his type. Second, she is Heath's babymama. How creepy would it be if he got pregnant with Jake's baby and we all know that Heath's baby was in the same utarus. CREEPY. Let's just drop this ASAP.

Anonymous said...

Oh my, so graphic in the early morning. lol

Anonymous said...

"Because Anne knows about homophobia in Hollywood and might be willing to help out a colleague."

No ,because Anne knows better than anyone Jake isn't 100% gay.

Anonymous said...

"Jake happens to be bi then I think Anne would be a nice gal for him."

I choose nat.

Anonymous said...

"I choose nat."

Natalie Portman? I don't see it. Anne/Jake ototh would be hot imo.

Anonymous said...

"No ,because Anne knows better than anyone Jake isn't 100% gay."

Duh! Of course Anne knows that Jake is gay.
BTW, nice people help their colleagues regardless of their sexuality.

Anonymous said...

"Anne knows better than anyone" /

What are you babbling about? LOL

Anonymous said...

""The only thing I got out of it was that Jake wanted to be Jake, not the character. Not a good sign for the movie."

Jake has an oddly inflated ego, it seems; his DVD commentaries reflect this.

Anonymous said...

I think it's disgusting and also disrespectful of Jake to be suggesting liasons with women that posters find pleasing.

Couldn't you people take your hetero fantasies elsewhere?

Jake said...

I am being sucked up by a giant vulva.

Help! Help!

Anonymous said...

"I think it's disgusting and also disrespectful of Jake to be suggesting liasons with women that posters find pleasing.

Couldn't you people take your hetero fantasies elsewhere?"

NO

Anonymous said...

"Couldn't you people take your hetero fantasies elsewhere?"

They have no place to go - JiS blogs and forums are "Reeke supporters only".

Anonymous said...

"Jake has an oddly inflated ego, it seems; his DVD commentaries reflect this."

He is the guy who can't help putting his two cents on everything, bad kid!

Anonymous said...

Bad? That's a good thing, adults are supposed to have opinions and the balls to voice them.

Anonymous said...

"They have no place to go - JiS blogs and forums are "Reeke supporters only"."

IA and it's annoying.

UV and FL said...

Bad fans, all of you!!!

Anonymous said...

Someone on WDW found an other mention of "Love and others drugs"
on the independant movie site : www.ioncinema.com.

Anonymous said...

That's nice, but it's strange that info didn't come from some "official" source like Variety.

Anonymous said...

I think this movie with Anne and Jake is gonna happen. I'm confident about it.

Anonymous said...

"I think this movie with Anne and Jake is gonna happen. I'm confident about it."

Aw Jake, is that you? Are you confident on this one like you were on Damn Yankees, Joe Namath, Moon Project, and Farragut North?

Anonymous said...

9:28 AM, this project will take off, Anne is a B.O. draw, very watchable actress. It's gonna happen, you'll see.

Anonymous said...

Independant movie site: www.ioncinema.com used Twitter as a source:

"Production Weekly reports that Brokeback Mountain's Jake Gyllenhaal & Anne Hathaway are re-teaming on Love & Other Drugs."

in vitro said...

"How creepy would it be if he got pregnant with Jake's baby and we all know that Heath's baby was in the same utarus."

Same uterus yes, but same vagina, no. Not the way it'll have to be done with Jake's baby. He's not getting near one of those things!

9:28 said...

"9:28 AM, this project will take off, Anne is a B.O. draw, very watchable actress. It's gonna happen, you'll see."

Agree about Anne, but this project? Doubtful.

Anonymous said...

So why did the original source delete Love and others drugs article?

Anonymous said...

"Still waiting Reeke pictures from Tom & Katie's housewarming party."

Me too, also the M&P wedding, one of Heath's memorials, a Reeke sex tape, Reeke totally making out and feeling each other up pics, Jake looking at Reese with a huge hardon in his panties, etc.

Anonymous said...

"Same uterus yes, but same vagina, no."

LMAO.

Anonymous said...

9:40 AM

Ewww! lol

Anonymous said...

"Agree about Anne, but this project? Doubtful."

We will see.

Anonymous said...

"the M&P wedding, one of Heath's memorials, a Reeke sex tape, Reeke totally making out and feeling each other up pics, Jake looking at Reese with a huge hardon in his panties"

All of the above: Not gonna happen!

Anonymous said...

Forbes 100 powerful celebrities:
Power Rank 71
Pay $15 mil
Category: Actresses
Pay Rank 83
Web Rank 24
Press Rank 52
TV/Radio Rank 56

The actress got a lot of attention this year thanks to her budding relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal and two solid hits: Four Christmases and Monsters Vs. Aliens. Witherspoon also earns millions each year as an Avon "ambassador."

Well, well, well... she slipped from 60 to 71 this year. Now you know why the never ending onslaught of Reeke in the tabloids. And Jakey? what did he get out of this?

A non existent career.

Forbes said...

Web Rank
Press Rank
TV/Radio Rank
tabloids and Avon

Unfortunately, fangirls and babblers are too stupid to comprehend that reeking = millions of $$$ for Reese.

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