Tuesday 1 July 2008

Give me a break!

Dear Ted:
Are you ready to concede defeat on Jake yet? Or do you wish to add further embarrassment to yourself? Hello! has a story about Reese and Jake cohabitating. Everyone's lying though, right? Everyone but you. For a "showmance" they sure spend a lot of time together out of the public view. Get a clue, buddy, and stop spreading lies about people.
Ellen
Chicago

Dear Gyllenblind:
Hello!, the record of who's really diddling whom in this town? Give me a break.
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Dear Ted:
Here's my take on gay Hollywood: If only one gay A-list couple would come out and have a public affair, have a row in public, break up, get back together, go furniture shopping in public, get married, adopt a cute baby and get a divorce—i.e. act like a straight Hollywood couple—they would sell just as many magazines. If Hollywood execs saw that gay people can bring in money, they wouldn't be afraid of casting them.
Idun
Copenhagen

Dear One Sex Fits All:
Wish it were that simple. T.R. Knight and his boy toy are happy to be seen hand in hand for all the paps, but do ya see him scoring any leading man movie roles?
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Dear Ted:
If Toothy Tile and Public Thrust want to be caught so badly, why don't they just come out already?
Cheryl
Atlanta

Dear Dental Work:
If it's voluntary, then they can't deny anything if they change their minds.
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Dear Ted:
I don't get it. So, Jake G. is looking for a new, preferably female, assistant. Why does that make him picky and/or cantankerous? And to mention him in the same breath as Naomi Campbell—that's stretching it just a teensy bit, don't you think?
Vicki
Wilmington, Del.

Dear Ass-istant:
Maybe you should apply for the Gyllen-gig and get back to us. Would make a fabulous item, trust.

Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth and The Awful Express newsletter

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Anonymous said...

Not So Butch Cassidy

Was Jake Gyllenhaal punk'd by his riding instructor? It would certainly explain the less-than-manly pose he's rocking on this horse.

Undoubtedly Jake will have to man-up this riding style when time comes for him to hop in the saddle for the live-action adaptation of the video game "Prince of Persia."

Ah, that's who he reminds me of here, Prince!

http://blogs.nypost.com/popwrap/archives/2008/07/not_so_butch_ca.html

Anonymous said...

President Thomas Whitmore: Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!

Anonymous said...

What I have heard so far are mild, lame, predictable. I don't think that should worry anyone...

Why do YOU worry?

Anonymous said...

Posted on OMG

Mr. Paparazzi - video of Jake learning to ride

Anonymous said...

How to Shut Down an Internet Argument

Just post this video, each and every time, when things appear to be getting out of hand in a comments thread or whatever. Makes everyone involved feel stupid.

Peacemaking Video

Anonymous said...

Posted on OMG

Matthew Frost site - Austin's portrait

Austin's portrait

Anonymous said...

^Those look like a man's legs around Austin. He looks great. Thanks for posting.

Anonymous said...

Could be, but we can't be sure.

Shall we ask Matthew? lol

Anonymous said...

Jake just can't escape Brokeback Mountain

This has got to be just about the gayest picture ever. I have a feeling that Jake was posing for the cameras, but seriously, this is just plain funny.

Jake Gyllenhaal saddles up in preparation for his latest film, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, with a horseback-riding lesson Thursday near London.

Photo and quote via People

http://www.celebucrap.com/2008/07/jake-just-cant.html

Anonymous said...

DL gossip:

To the rest of us who don't do drugs, no way in hell would i associate much less sleep with a heroin user.

This is a town where EVERYONE is either on drugs or used to be - even the apple pie bitches like Witherspoon.

Anonymous said...

The photos of him with the wrist are mocking the people who spread gay rumors abou him.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, right. lol

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Anonymous said...

Dlisted, reader's comment:

Fee for going to a hoity-toity equestrian club = $125.00 an hour...

Price for riding boots, not Hermes = $375

Looking like the gayest, fayest man ever to mount (tee-hee) a horsie = Priceless!!!

Anonymous said...

11:45 LOL

Anonymous said...

OT - I don't like Ledger's family at all. Saw pictures of them, the dad, stepmom, sister and her daughter arriving in N.Y. All dressed up, smiling and seemed to enjoy the attention. Probably they're happy because Ledger left all his fortune (except a house or two which co-owners are his babymama and daughter) to them instead his little girl who I didn't see look as happy as his family in the pictures, in a long time. I think there's something fishy about this family.

Anonymous said...

Everything about Heath is on-topic here.

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Anonymous said...

What? Censorship on WFT2. The horror, and on the Fourth of July too! This must be a first. Must have struck a never with that electrical outlet comment. ;)

Anonymous said...

Trolly don't you get a day off?

I wish your comments weren't deleted though so many of us find your pathetic comebacks hysterical. I hate when I miss one.

Anonymous said...

1:45 PM

Trolly, that’s pathetic. I actually feel sorry for you.

Anonymous said...

This A list male country music singer has been having some problems as of late, but he thinks he finally has them solved. See, there was a little incident involving the guy he was living with for the past several months. Our singer and the guy broke up, but the guy decided that he could make a buck or two selling his tales of meth use and the way they picked up strange men off gay date phone lines to have threesomes and foursomes. Our singer nipped that in the bud by buying off the guy. However, I don't think our singer has carefully thought through the situation involving all of the guys that were invited over for the good times as it were.

Anonymous said...

^^^
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2008/07/todays-blind-items.html

Anonymous said...

"Jake Gyllenhaal is training for his part in Prince of Persia: The Sands Of Time and is looking super gay doing it…so please have some fun captioning this picture.

Here’s mine: Brokeback Mountain…the sequel…. (okay that really sucked!!!)

Photo Source: People

http://backseatcuddler.com/2008/07/04/caption-fun-with-jake-gyllenhaal/

Anonymous said...

3:10, does that come as a surprise to you? It shouldn't. What's your point, or are you highlighting your own predjudices?

Anonymous said...

3:53 PM,

are you talking about Ent Lawyer blind item? What prejudices?

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Anonymous said...

Jake brought the BBM jokes on himself with all this bearding. If he was out and proud I doubt you'd be getting all of these jokes, it's the closeting and Reeking that is driving it. People were just dying for an excuse to bring up the "gay", and he gave them one. Maybe even deliberately.

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Anonymous said...

People were just dying for an excuse to bring up the "gay", and he gave them one. Maybe even deliberately.

I'm beginning to wonder if this is true now.

Anonymous said...

perhaps he was doing exercises to loosen up his shoulders. perhaps it was part of sword fighting training. he's got a ways to go in horsemanship. Compare with Heath Ledger's "seat on a horse" which was so beautiful to watch.

dont think the wrist action means anything beyond horsemanship/or swordsmanship 101. Riding in BBMt was minimal.

Anonymous said...

Maybe even deliberately.

I don't think so.

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Anonymous said...

4:08, ITA. :) I just don't understand why it's being made into such a big deal.

Anonymous said...

I watched the video and it looked like the only motion similiar to that was when he was shooing a bug or something and the pic was part of that motion.

Anonymous said...

I just don't understand why it's being made into such a big deal.

It's not a big deal.
It's just a reminder of good old gay Jake.

Anonymous said...

Well, we do want that. It's beautiful! :)

Anonymous said...

Posted on OMG

Austin in Europe

My inner fangirl is crying, or cheering, it depends on the POV.

Austin's brother-in-law, Rowdy Stovall, informs us on his blog that he and Austin will be coming to Europe soon, if he is not already here, that is.

"I'm off to Ischia, Italy (an island just off Napoli) to screen Mexican Sunrise in a couple of weeks. We screen on July 20th in case anyone is in the area... check out www.ischiaglobal.com.

Matt Dillon and Kate Beckensale will be attending, so I'm hoping to somehow get them drunk and talk them into doing my next film with me. Austin Nichols, my bro-in-law and soon to be A-list actor, will be joining me since Ashley (my wifey) can't go. So, we're going to meet up in Rome a few days before the festival and 'kick it' bachelor style."
...

Spooky2th - An Austin Nichols Journal

Anonymous said...

Ah, so near, yet so far away. I'm sure Austin will have much more fun in Rome :)

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Anonymous said...

Once again why are you here? Other then our amuesment.

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Anonymous said...

I'm too young to vote, my friends are here now and who says "get laid" anymore? We are having fun laughing at you though. Why don't you go post 20 pictures of Jake, have another Gyllengasm, and report back to Babble central about it. LUUUULZZZZZZZZ

Anonymous said...

Guess Jake's attempt at mocking us backfired. Everyone, everywhere is using that photo as an excuse to discuss Jake's sexuality again. Reese must be fuming.

Anonymous said...

No Reese is being groped by her totally heterosexual boyfriend at a Jack Johnson concert! Ha!

Anonymous said...

"Jake is mocking you "brokies","


I am starting to wonder

Anonymous said...

I'm not.

Anonymous said...

"You people don't have much fun do you? You know like, going out wth friends, politics,getting laid?"

Says the pathetic gyllenbabblehead who can't stay away from us.

Anonymous said...

"Jake is mocking you "brokies",

oh please, don't be silly. After all that bearding as if he'll risk anything like that not to mention offending the gay community and loosing ticket sales. Disney and his PR must be pulling their hair out, hence the pic of Jakey groping Reesey in a public place! lol.

11.45 hahaha.....love it!

Anonymous said...

"You people don't have much fun do you? You know like, going out wth friends, politics,getting laid?"

Groan, I have heard this stupid comeback ssoooo many times it's getting tiresome. Maybe you should do some of the things you say instead of coming here. How about that??

Anonymous said...

No Reese is being groped by her totally heterosexual boyfriend at a Jack Johnson concert!

Of course, Jake is straight as an arrow! LOL

Anonymous said...

6:37:AM That picture taken backstage at that concert was taken on 7/2, the horse picture taken 7/3, how would they know one day ahead of time he would decide to do a few camp pics? I mean if that gesture was spontaneous, then what was the deal with him feeling her up backstage at a consert 24 hours earlier? I guess J. Johnson is in on the PR? Flicker pics rarly make the usual internet blogs so they won't get the usal play so what was the point if it was a photo op??

Disney/PR prolly laughed at the pics as well. Brokies ain't going to go see Pop, like they didn't turn out for Zodiac and Rendition and he/they know it.

This film is aimed at the fanboys, hence the mocking, something they would approve of.

Anonymous said...

That’s one of the most stupidest theories I've ever heard.

Anonymous said...

Not as dumb as the theory that they posed for a PDA pic backstage at a concert to counteratack a few "campy" pics that were taken by paps 24 hours later.

BTW, flicker pics don't make the rounds of the net because they are personal pics and would need permission from the owner of the pics and I doubt that Mr. Johnson wants to wade into the batshit crazy, dwindling Jake online fandom. The pic will not be discussed/posted beyond the Jake sites, so if Jake and Reese wanted a biger inpact they would have aranged to have the pic taken by an agency.

Jake no longer has any use for his "online fans">

Anonymous said...

Jake no longer has any use for his "online fans">

Oh? Does that include you too? lol!

Anonymous said...

"Mocking theory" is simply insane. lol

Anonymous said...

So if the pics are someone's personal pics and not pap pics, then they weren't arranged. If Reeke was having a PDA moment backstage and they didn't have a pre-arranged paps waiting. Why the PDA? They couldn't have arranged somebody just snapping them with their own camera. The pics aren't going to make the national gossip sites. Maybe this was a real PDA moment? I'm just finding that hard to believe.

Anonymous said...

"Mocking theory" is simply insane. lol"


Well watch the video and you will see.

If you really think jake wasn't aware there was paps , then i can't do nothing for you anymore.lol

Anonymous said...

8.25, as 8.09 said your theories are beyond stupid. Outside of his online fandom hardly anyone knows JG. When I mention Reese's bf, the answer I get 99% is "who's that?" He needs all the fans he can get.

AS for the dates on the pics, after the photoshopped pics of Austin & Sophia on the beach and the set with Jake & Sophia posted weeks apart, pretending to be taken on different days, you'll excuse me if I don't believe everything about JG 100%
And Reeke is a fauxmance regardless of when the pic was taken.

Anonymous said...

"So if the pics are someone's personal pics and not pap pics, then they weren't arranged. If Reeke was having a PDA moment backstage and they didn't have a pre-arranged paps waiting. Why the PDA? They couldn't have arranged somebody just snapping them with their own camera. The pics aren't going to make the national gossip sites. Maybe this was a real PDA moment? I'm just finding that hard to believe."

I don't think J Johnson is PR agent either.

Anonymous said...

That was a very public place and Reeke know about cameras and Internet.

Anonymous said...

"And Reeke is a fauxmance regardless of when the pic was taken."


Maybe not

Anonymous said...

Well, if Jake was mocking the gay community in the pics, all I can say is, me oh my! it sure backfired badly....lol

Anonymous said...

If the picture was taken on 7/2 then it was released today in order to make a statement about the ridicule jake took for his sissy riding photos. How convenient that they had a PDA moment in an area where they could be photographed. The photo was probably taken by one of their friends.

Anonymous said...

I don't think jake is mocking the gay community , i think he knows perfectly all the stories told about him and have fun with that.

Be happy , look how he cares about his "unique" fan base.

Anonymous said...

"The photo was probably taken by one of their friends."


Ask JJohnson on his blog.

Anonymous said...

Odd , Jake seems attached to fincher's "torso".


http://www.superheroflix.com/news/16/29716.php

Anonymous said...

Picture is blur, but it looks like Jake isn't looking at her. Creepy.

Reeke - Jack Johnson concert

Anonymous said...

I think it is quite amusing how all these "Jake is having fun" theories are popping up to make Jake save face!

Anonymous said...

Eric Powell's The Goon Being Optioned for Film

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008
Eric Powell's twisted comic The Goon is being optioned for film, and by none other than the slightly demented mind of David Fincher. Ain't It Cool News reports that the director behind Se7en, The Game, Fight Club, Panic Room and Zodiac as optioned the comic to be adapted into a CG based animated feature.

The Goon is about the adventures of the Goon, a hard-edged brawler who claims to be an enforcer for Labrazio, a tough Mobster. Despite being rooted in hard-broiled fiction, the Goon's adventures frequently take a turn to the paranormal, with stories concerning ghosts, ghouls, aliens, mad scientists and other creatures right out of the works of H.P. Lovecraft being the norm.

This is not the first comic that Fincher has acquired the rights to. Fincher also has the rights to Marc Andreyko and Brian Michael Bendis' graphic novel Torso, with Jake Gyllenhaal attached to the lead role. Additionally, he has been connected to the French graphic novel The Killer and Charles Burns' comic Black Hole, which is set up at Paramount Pictures with no production timetable set.

http://www.superheroflix.com/news/16/29716.php

Anonymous said...

"Picture is blur, but it looks like Jake isn't looking at her. Creepy."

Hee hee! he must be rolling his eyes because he has to kiss her!

Anonymous said...

If you really think jake wasn't aware there was paps , then i can't do nothing for you anymore.

We know that Jake saw paparazzi at one point, but that has nothing to do with your beyond stupid "mocking theory".

Anonymous said...

OF course Jake is looking straight at the camera, how else would you be able to recognize him. And funny how the babblers found a picture in someone's "private" flickr account--someone clearly sent it to UV because they wanted it to be seen. Finally, odd that there are no other pictures on that guy's account--looks like another setup to me. PR just doesn't realize that we don't have the 12-year old brain of a babbler.

Anonymous said...

Reeke showing their fake PDA on a very public concert and on stage! Of course they knew someone would take pics and report the sighting. It can’t get more visible than that.

Anonymous said...

So convenient for J&R to be all on their own.....so the photograhper just couldn't miss them!

Anonymous said...

Not too visible sad fangirls, these pics wll not make the rounds, so no one outside of their online fandom will see them, no Lainey, Jared, Popsugar, People, etc.

Looking at Johnson's flicker site it looks like either he or a member of the band to the pic, and I doubt that they are aware of gyllenbabble, IHJ most likely and wouldn't they send it to them where it would definately get more play.

Most likely they asked to be backstage as opposed to sitting in the audience, the perks with being a HW star. I remember pics (flicker) of Jake backstage at a Maroon 3 concert and at ACLS back in Sept. with Chris.

Anonymous said...

I don't think jake is mocking the gay community , i think he knows perfectly all the stories told about him and have fun with that.

What?! he is walking a tightrope here... with the gay rumors and his flagging career, and he decides to have some fun? Jesus! he's dumber than I thought he was!

Anonymous said...

If I knew a very-recently divorced mother dropping her kids with her sister/mother/friends to go out with her new boyfriend I would not be too impressed. Does Reese get a pass because she can afford to dump the kids with a nanny? Wonderful mother my ass.

Anonymous said...

Huh?
Which boyfriend? Who ever said that Reese is a good mother?

Anonymous said...

Her PR team. lol

Anonymous said...

Reese is wonderful only to herself! Lucky Ryan....he got away. lol

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Anonymous said...

Blind Item Reveals

You try coming to work like this actor and lets see how long you keep your job, let alone get lots and lots of ass kissing.

A list film actor. Yes, A-list, no ifs ands or buts. Well, if he had stuck with what made him famous he probably wouldn't have made it to A-list but he adapted. Latest film. Not a great film. First day. Table reading. Our actor showed up for it and was so drunk he could barely stand. No one who was setting everything up would come near him because you could smell him a mile away. He kept stumbling and falling everywhere. Affectionate to everyone. Lots of hugs and kisses. Finally managed to get the actor in a seat. He then started mumbling incoherently and the crews were trying to figure out what he was saying. Then he takes a package out of his jacket pocket...it was a mushed up burrito. He held it up to one of the crew and said "look....what is this?" So she looks and tells him it's a burrito...with chicken...he couldn't comprehend this AT ALL. She went and got him a soda and a sandwich. She was trying to get him into some kind of shape for the reading. It wasn't looking good. Oh, did I mention that he rode his motorcycle to the place? Yeah...good...right? Well, everyone LOVED him...said it was one of his best readings ever...he was brilliant. On and one it went, even though no one had been able to understand one word that came out of his mouth.

Keanu Reeves


How about another adventure from our actor from yesterday? Not as interesting, but still fun in a car wreck kind of way. Film Festival. Toronto actually. Yay Canada. Party for the premiere of one of his films. Drinks until he is passed out and his manager carries him to his room. Like I said. Not as interesting but hopefully will provide some insight into yesterday.

Keanu Reeves

Anonymous said...

These two are a joke at this point. They knew exactly what they were doing at that concert. If you look up close you can see him looking at the person taking the picture. He was trying to be funny with the horse pics but it totally backfired on him. Good. Thats what happens when your being FAKE.

They honestly deserve each other.

Anonymous said...

Just looked at the PDA picture. Don't know how anyone can call that PDA. He is not even looking at her. The look on her face is not welcoming. I bet she kneed him right after.

Anonymous said...

By the way, check the O2 Wireless festival, which is still on. Jack Johnson played on the 3rd, not the 2nd. There was no gig on the 2nd.

Anonymous said...

If you look up close you can see him looking at the person taking the picture.

He knew to look at and make eye contact at that very second in time with the one person in a crowd of 30.000 people, a quarter of whom had their cameras trained on the stage, at him/her? That Jake, he's remarkable! And possibly telepathic!

Anonymous said...

1.20, check again. Jack Johnson was at Hyde Park on 2 July.

Google is your friend.

Anonymous said...

If the concert picture was taken before the horse pictures, then I think the latter were a big f*ck you to Reese and Reeke. Who knows why he's still doing it--contract with Reese isn't up, or Disney is requiring this for PoP.

And would the troll/babbler please explain how UV managed to find these photos if they were just from some random person. Yeah, right, you can't.

Anonymous said...

please explain how UV managed to find these photos if they were just from some random person. Yeah, right, you can't.

I'm neither a troll of a babbler, but Flickr has a very easy search function. Have you never tried?

Anonymous said...

The babblers seem worried and anxious. I think they're afraid that the Reeke contract is going to expire or that J&R will decide that they just aren't right for one another. J&R are simply using one another no matter which way you look at it. Fauxmance or not, the romance is not real. Reese is desperate to prove that she's over Ryan and Jake is nothing but a needy little boy.

Anonymous said...

I love it when the Princess of Persia loves his little f*g hag.

Anonymous said...

Anyone who doesn't think that the little Princess of Persia wasn't posing for that picture is crazy.
Was Rufus at that concert also?
Maybe Austin actually took the picture. Some say he is already in Europe. Wonder why?

Anonymous said...

Because he went with his brother in law to a film festival in Ischia and has said previously he always wanted to visit Italy?

Or are you thinking his brother in law mentioned Austin going along with him to throw off the scent that Austin is really going to London?

Anonymous said...

Maybe Austin actually took the picture.

LOL

Anonymous said...

The sad thing is that if Jake really wanted to attend a concert in London or anywhere else, who else could he go with? Certainly not a non-industry friend (assuming he still has any, besides Chris), and most definitely not with a bunch of straight male friends because he's appears to be absolutely afraid of all-male company. You hardly see him with his family, and a female friend (straight or gay) would drive insecure Reese nuts, so who else is there?

I would not trade places with Jake right now for 100 millions dollars and all the tea in China. What did his mother once say, "Mine the darkness.. " or something like that? Well, he certainly in an eerie place right now, trying desperately to keep his outer homo in check long enough to get his franchise going.

Anonymous said...

Well said 4:49

I like keep his outer homo in check.

Florida Tom said...

I think in order to keep that outer homo in check Evelyn from 360
needs to put a brace on that limp right wrist of Jakes.

Anonymous said...

Countdown is on to Ryan and Abbie's wedding and first baby. Reeke won't end before that happens. She'll stay with her prancing Princess of Persia thru those sad days for sure.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone realize that persia is actually IRAN. I think when America realizes that they won't be rushing out to see the movie.

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Florida Tom said...

Well I can see why everyone posts anon here. I can take it troll. I got the help I needed having to deal with homophobes like yourself. Done pretty well too. I think it may be your turn. I intend to post more here and as myself. I like that the focus is on Jake and he is bashed when he deserves and hopefully praised when he deserves it

Anonymous said...

His eyes look so strange. What the hell is he looking at or is he just scared to death.

Florida Tom said...

Jersey Tom said...
Notting Hill I think you are one of those really sick people. Anyone who has just said what you did proves that.


I have posted only on Goldderby/The Envelope, WTF1, OMG, and WFT2. BBM was a very important movie for me and I would now love to see Jake come out as a gay man. The folks I have befriended on other sites are sweet kind people and I have great admiration for them.

Anonymous said...

Jackie, can you delete 8:21? It has the all too familiar Jack Bourassa ring to it.

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Anonymous said...

6:21, you are an idiot. 6th Century Persia was NOT Iran as we know it to day. Read a book for once in your life. Even if it were people not as ignorant as yourself would see the film; luckily there are very few such as yourself. You need to get out of the gene pool and fast.

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Anonymous said...

This is the same old no life of his own Jack troll. He's obsessed with Jake and Ted and posts everywhere. He's desperately trying to explain away these new photos of Jake. It can't be done. Everyone has seen them and everyone has had the same reaction. Even the babblers had the same reaction. They just won't admit it. I find it very amusing.

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Anonymous said...

I know someone who left Iran when times where tougher than they are now. Till this day she refers to herself as Persian.

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Anonymous said...

Helll-lo, Jack? Where are you? Someone must have turned the lights on and you scuttled away under the cabinets, you little cockroach.

Anonymous said...

I have to laugh (at you), thinking there is but one "troll" who visits various websites around the internet. There seem to be several in fact.

Anonymous said...

Well, they're all the same, aren't they, when it comes right down to it. They all say exactly the same thing. Jack/Jeff - whatever. Cockroaches.

Anonymous said...

9:15, nobody gives a shit if you laugh or not. Don't fuck with me, cause you won't win, just a word of warning ahead of time. It'll save you a lot of time and effort to realize this ahead of time.

Anonymous said...

Don't worry Tom we are all a little obbsessed with Jake as are the trolls. Not exactly sure why? They dont seem to have the capacity to explain themselves. Don't think most of them have jobs either. It is very amusing hearing them say that others are obbsessed.

Anonymous said...

And what of your online friends, Jack Troll? Oh, sorry, I forgot, you can't actually meet anyone you know online in real life, because they would find out you aren't really a woman like you pretend.

Anonymous said...

Pardon me, 9:19. What does that mean exactly? Don't fuck with you? Or what? You will do what? Reach through your monitor and grab my throat? You funny. :D

Come on, give it your best shot.

Anonymous said...

All I mean is any nasty comment you make, any homophobic remark, and I as well as others will call you on it. Try me.

Anonymous said...

Like the things you and your little band of babblers said to Tom and others on this blog. Noone is going to tolerate it.

Anonymous said...

Ahh, I see. Sooo, when Jake is referred to here as Princess of Persia you don't find that the least bit homophobic? Is it because it's derogatory to Jake and since this place has turned into what the other place ended up being, a hate on Jake blog, it's acceptable?

What's the thought process on that?

Anonymous said...

I didn't call him that, and wont. You'll have to ask the person who used that term for their thought process. But if you want a guess, it's not homophobic because it's not gay hating, it's more closet hating. There's a difference. But since nobody knows for sure what is going on . . .

Anonymous said...

When Jake is called the Princess of Persia he is being called out. Jake is gay and until he becomes a man and tells the truth he will be called out. It is not homophobic. It is mocking Jake for not being a man. It has nothing to do with being gay.

Anonymous said...

Great term for it 10:12. Closet hating. You are bright.

Anonymous said...

Oh it's definitely homophobic. Good back pedaling. Unless I see those comments prefaced with "Because I think Jake is in the closet I shall call him Princess..." I will find that association to be incredibly homophobic.

You vow to abhor homophobia in any incarnation, yet you now decide to add provisos to those homophobic statements? Uh uh, doesn't work like that folks. Homophobia is homophobia regardless of cause and effect statements you make.

Anonymous said...

Don't go trying to blow smoke up everyone's ass - noone's buying it. With your narrow view, it's a good thing you're not interpreting the Constitution.

Anonymous said...

Interesting that Reeke trolls feel the need to personally attack people. It is more then just Jack (although he's here he's not the only one). I can't believe how twisted these people get.

Get a life Babbler's.

Anonymous said...

JackBorrasa = Brother's Spy on Gyllenbabble

Anonymous said...

Didn't Dr Parnassus say that the last time Jake was in a woman, it was the statue of liberty. Loved that line. No way he was grabbing a tit, unless it was for the camera. Picture is way too fuzzy anyway. I dont care if he f..ks Reese in the middle of times square, he is just acting. The jake is straight crowd is in panic over the horse pics.

Anonymous said...

The trolls and babblers are proving once again that they have the mind of a 12-year old; no adult with half a brain would insult someone else with the taunt that they are hags and don't have a sex life. Seriously, this is the best they can come up with to defend their belief Jake is gay?

Anonymous said...

Talking of homophobia, what exactly do you call Jake bearding? A mighty stride forward in the gay movement?
And please don't start the we are not sure if he's bearding crap. If you believe that you need to get your head outa the sand!

BTW it never ceases to amaze me how foul mouthed Reeke supporters are. lol!

Groping a tit or not, where is he looking?! He must have had to bend in double to get his head level with her shoulder...!

And yeah, Princess of Persia for me from now on. ha ha!

Anonymous said...

It says that Jake and Reese were behind the stage, not in front of it.

Anonymous said...

huh? no one said they were in front of the stage...

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Florida Tom said...

Princess Tommmy is not a closet queen like Jake. I am out at work. No I have not scribbled TT on any Jake and reese mags but I have drawn a couple beards on reese. Quite exciting for a 55 yo old man.

Actually if I had the forum I come out to the world. If only Ellen, Oprah, Leterman, Time, Newsweek, or People would call me.

I have decided to post from now on as anon. I am not doing that because I am afraid I am doing it because I don't want the attention or the comments to revolve around me.

Anonymous said...

Blind Item Reveals

Quite honestly this is one of the best pieces of gossip I have heard in the past six months. I actually heard about it on Friday and was so jazzed by it that I almost posted over the weekend because I didn't want to wait until today.

These A+ list female film actresses (when I say A+, there is no wishy washy, they are A+) are really different, but they do have one very big thing in common. A woman. That's right. While one of the A+ listers is no stranger to women, the other A+ lister is, or would have the world believe she is. However, each of our A+ listers separately spent several months with a woman who must be magnificent or beautiful or extremely talented in the bedroom to attract the interest of these A+ listers. The only thing these two A+ listers have in common is the huge amount of money they get for making films. The fact that these two completely different personalities and looks could both fall for the same woman just boggles the mind. That, and the fact that at least one of the A+ listers has never shown a propensity to spend time with the same team. This one blew me away.

One of the two is Angelina Jolie

Anonymous said...

Blind Item Reveals

This B- film actress was on a flight with her girlfriend and hid her face under her blanket the entire flight. Why? She could only afford Business Class. Not too bad except when two people from The Real World were laughing at you from First Class.

Lindsay Lohan

Anonymous said...

Prance princess tommy, prance!!!!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the cleanup, Jackie!

Anonymous said...

I wish our Woody Allen quoting friend Dr Parnassus would come back! :( Come back Dr P, we need you! Maybe the trolls would go go away then, because none of them are smart enough to understand him.

Anonymous said...

That, and the fact that at least one of the A+ listers has never shown a propensity to spend time with the same team. This one blew me away.

I wonder who this is? I can't even think of any A+ actresses apart from Jolie.

Anonymous said...

maybe reese, maybe reese.

Anonymous said...

Did ent ever reveal the Country western singer who was gay?

Anonymous said...

Hm... Nicole Kidman, Cameron Diaz, Renee Zellweger, Sandra Bullock, Julia, Drew Barrymore, Halle Berry, Charlize Theron...

Anonymous said...

"Get a life Babbler's"

Good advice ( from a TB)

Anonymous said...

Ent Lawyer - I didn't see any gay BI reveals.

Anonymous said...

Heh. They're so obvious when they post, aren't they? ;)

Anonymous said...

it's me or WFT2 become like WFT1???

Anonymous said...

I would rule out Kidman and Barrymore. It wouldnt be a huge surprise with either and I don't think Barrymore is A+

Anonymous said...

10.07, is that the best you can do? Come back with a " you too"?! Talk about being obtuse.

Anonymous said...

Ent lawyer:

P.S. She's British. Kind of fitting if you think about the holiday and all.

Eitehr A. Whitehouse or A list actress #2, and since most guessed either Amy or Lily Allen for the HIV singer, most think he was referring to the BI about the A list actress. Also he was responding to e-mails regarding the A List actress since he never went back to it.

The movie Holiday=Kate Winslet

Anonymous said...

10:12 AM

Are you trying to say that there was something wrong with WFT?

Anonymous said...

The only gay BI that Ent lawyer reveals are D-list ones like David Lee Roth.

Anonymous said...

"Are you trying to say that there was something wrong with WFT?"


At the end yes.

Anonymous said...

What was wrong with WFT at the end?

Anonymous said...

Kate Winslett is a very good quess?

Anonymous said...

ent lawyer BI said...
This A list male country music singer has been having some problems as of late, but he thinks he finally has them solved. See, there was a little incident involving the guy he was living with for the past several months. Our singer and the guy broke up, but the guy decided that he could make a buck or two selling his tales of meth use and the way they picked up strange men off gay date phone lines to have threesomes and foursomes. Our singer nipped that in the bud by buying off the guy. However, I don't think our singer has carefully thought through the situation involving all of the guys that were invited over for the good times as it were.


??????????????

Anonymous said...

I think Ent wanted to steer readers in the right direction, not sure when he says shes British that he was talking about the HIV singer or the A list actress but the commenters think he was referring to both.

Others think he was talking about the actress and Holiday as a big clue. The HIV singer is dicey because most already guessed amy and there were issues with that BI that would cause legal concerns so I don't think he would point out that she was British (The HIV singer).

He doesn't out A list celebs and this way people can think Kate but he won't confirm it one way or another.

Anonymous said...

The only gay BI that Ent lawyer reveals are D-list ones like David Lee Roth.

That's not fair.

Anonymous said...

"What was wrong with WFT at the end?"

it was a mess

Anonymous said...

Kate winslet????

Anonymous said...

it was a mess

I know I'd take WFT at its end any day over places like DCF.

Anonymous said...

I don't care of DCF , they have different opinion and what?? not a big deal

WFT is more fun in my opinion.

Anonymous said...

^^Yeah, especially when they go into lockdown. At least at WFT, even at its complete bedlam worst, people could express their opinions freely, and it was rather bracing at times. ;)

Anonymous said...

ent lawyer BI - This A list male country music singer has been having some problems as of late, but he thinks he finally has them solved. ...

Ent Lawyer reader's guesses: Kenny Chesney and Merle Haggard.

Anonymous said...

Kenny's marriage to Rene Zellweger ended rather abruptly. I wonder if it was yet another showmance? They never end well. :)

Anonymous said...

Kenny flatly denied he was gay after the divorce. Of course what does that mean.

Anonymous said...

Check out new video and Ted's comment about Michelle, Heath's family and The Dark Knight premiere:

Truth, Lies and Ted - July 3

Anonymous said...

Or, could Rene be the A-list actress? I don't doubt that the conservative country music world is even worse than HW for gay musicians, where divorce is frowned upon, and even a negative comment about a sitting president can harm your career.

Anonymous said...

Some days on WFT2 get pretty heated and messy, but I prefer this over censorship. They banned discussion of Jake's sexuality on DC forum a couple weeks back. It used to get brutal when each side was arguing over who was right, but now, and I never in a million years thought I would say this, but much of DCforum has become boring. Much more fun on WFT2.

Anonymous said...

12:03 thanks for the video. Ted's pretty hot. ;) I said it before, there's something fishy about Heath's family. All of Heath's estate should be Matilda's.

Anonymous said...

Maggie Gyllenhaal Interview, The Dark Knight

Time for another interview in our continued coverage of The Dark Knight. Thanks to the fine folks at Warner Brothers. This go around new mom Maggie Gyllenhaal talks about taking over from Katie Holmes, the upcoming SAG strike and how it was working with Christopher Nolan.

How do you approach the role since your new to a role that was already established by Katie Holmes. Do you see that as a dis-advantage or something you can build off?
Well I like Katie Holmes shes a lovely actress and she did a great job in the previous Batman. I also just dont think it would serve anyone for me to try to immitate her or even copy her. The only thing to do really was to think of Rachel as a new woman in this movie. So thats what I did. At the same time there are certain plot points and narrative things that she setup in the first movie that are very important to this movie.

Most importantly she says at the end of Batman Begins that she loves Bruce Wayne and that she understands why he has to be Batman but that she cant be with him if hes Batman. So that resonates throughout this movie that we did. I really gotta be free and I have to be able to go in any direction that makes sense to me. So I had to think of the character Rachel as a new person.

What was it like working with Christian Bale?
I found Christian to be very still and intense. I would shoot these scenes with him and a good director will not block a scene before you get there but let the actors work through a scene and then set the camera up. So with Christian we would always find ourselves still and kind of just staring into each others eyes and kind of esp'ing each other and that was acting.

It was amazing and very very different then Aaron Eckhart who plays my other lover who was I think much more like me. Very loose throw anything at you, take anything they have to give. I think Christian spent alot of time by himself where Aaron and I spent lots of time hanging out, talking, joking and playing. Not so with Christian. Although I adored Christian I did not spend as much social time with him.

What did you think of Chris Nolan not blocking some scenes and his style of directing?
I don't know why it is, its not true of everybody but most good film actors don't like to rehearse. Maybe thats not true but alot of people I act with don't like to rehearse. I guess I feel if you are supposed to have known somebody forever its great to have spent some time with them.

If there is a problem with the script then its important to rehearse and figure it out before you get on set. Otherwise your going to be in trouble. Other wise there is something great about finding yourself in the situation your in and working your way through it on film. I like that.

Did you do any stunts?
When I was dropped from the building I did that. Other then that I didn't have to do any stunts (laughs). I had that one where I get thrown out of the window and then we fall three hundred stories. So yeah I had to that. That was the first time I have ever done a stunt and it was great!

Will you be doing more batman movies?
We will see. If Christopher Nolan is directing I will be.

How was it filming with an infant and being a new mom?
My daughter was 7 months old when I started and 14months old when I finished. I definitely had a big portion of my mind with my daughter always. This is kind of a great job for a new mother because I worked a couple days, had a week off. Worked half a day had two weeks off. I had alot of time to be with her. You know, I found it very difficult to do anything as an actress since she was born and I was not looking to work when Dark Knight came along.

She was 3 months old when Chris Nolan and I met and I did everything I could to say no. I told him I only wanted to do it if Rachel can be really awesome, and really smart and really feisty and have a great mind. He just said great that sounds good and I said ok then well I only wanna do it... and all my ideas about her he was so open to and so great about. I decided I have to do this.

Do you think the movie has a subtext or plays on the fact we don't have any heroes left?
I think you would be hard pressed to find somebody in the world right now who didn't feel that we were in a troubled time. The ebbs and flows, things get bad and things get better but I think everyone would agree it a violent and troubled time right now. I think at times like that the only thing that works to change things is a powerful and honourable leader. That is what this movie is about. Its about two different kinds of powerful, honourable leaders and it explores the way that they do things.

One way of following the system and changing the system by using the system which is what Harvey dent is doing. Versus the radical thing which Batman is doing. He thinks things are such a mess, so corrupt in Gotham that he has to smash things open. That he has to do things in a different way in order to change things. Its about changing things and trying to make things better in a world that is corrupt. I wish I was willing to sacrifice more then I am to do that in my own life but I am doing the best I can.

Thoughts on the upcoming SAG strike?
Well look my mom is a screen writer and I watched my mom go through the strike. My mom is pro-union she worked very hard and picketed and it was really rough on her. I felt it was rough on everybody. I don't live in LA but I heard that in Los Angeles that everyone could feel it. I really hope that we can figure it out without having to strike. I really want to work and I think everybody does.

http://www.reelcomix.com/636-Maggie-Gyllenhaal-Interview-The-Dark-Knight.html

Anonymous said...

12:03 thanks for the video. Ted's pretty hot. ;) I said it before, there's something fishy about Heath's family. All of Heath's estate should be Matilda's."

I agree with you about Ted. Jon is lucky!! And ITA about Matilda. Not only should she get Heath's estate but she should get a lion's share of the Batman money. The idea that Heath's family hasn't set anything aside for her (I believe that part of the Page Six story) is so unbelievable to me--that is their son's ONLY child. And they need to honor that.

Anonymous said...

Kenny flatly denied he was gay after the divorce. Of course what does that mean.

The marriage was annulled on the basis of fraud. Big difference.

Anonymous said...

3:25, we are talking about Heath's dad who fucked over his own brothers. Remember the story about him being responsible for the money their dad left? I do think the uncles didn't need to be so public about it and I think they did it to get back at Kim Leder, but franky I don't think Kim is any better, maybe even worse.
Thank God Matilda's mother is wealthy too, so Matilda doesn't really need Heath's money anyway.

Anonymous said...

Ted is cute and funny :)

Anonymous said...

July 6, 2008

Family and friends gather for Ledger's dark finale

Heath Ledger will make his Australian debut as the Joker in The Dark Knight in Sydney this week, with close colleagues and friends in the audience.

Actress Cate Blanchett and director Neil Armfield are expected to attend the first Sydney preview in Moore Park on Thursday night, four days ahead of the film's official premiere overseas. Although Ledger's family will attend the film's world premiere in New York, Australian distributor Roadshow Films will stage a series of invitation-only screenings ahead of the July 16 general release, including a wide-screen version at the IMAX cinema in Darling Harbour on Monday night. Invited guests will not be able to take mobile phones or any hand-held devices into the cinema, such is the fear surrounding piracy.

Australian film fans will also use the internet to vie for a chance to see the first public of screening of The Dark Knight next Monday night - two days ahead of its general Australian release.

Web giant MySpace is staging a major competition encouraging people to find a secret code online then text an entry to win the chance to see the film early. "We're expecting thousands of fans to take part in this because there is so much interest," a MySpace spokesman said.

http://www.smh.com.au/news/film/family-and-friends-gather-for-ledgers-dark-finale/2008/07/05/1214951111539.html

Anonymous said...

Thank God Matilda's mother is wealthy too, so Matilda doesn't really need Heath's money anyway."

I doubt any of the money Michelle has made on films, most of which have been indies, except for the upcoming Scorsese film, is comparable to what Heath's estate (I'm also taking into account gross percentage--if that was in his contract and merchandising) will earn as a result of "The Dark Knight." That film will make a fortune--it's criminal that the greedy Ledger family will get that exclusively while Matilda gets squat.

Anonymous said...

That film will make a fortune--it's criminal that the greedy Ledger family will get that exclusively while Matilda gets squat.

Well, who says life is fair?

Anonymous said...

it's criminal that the greedy Ledger family will get that exclusively while Matilda gets squat.

And you know this for a fact? No, it's just a Page Six rumor, very trustworthy. lol

Stop putting down the Ledgers, you don't know what’s really going on there.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, but I'm still not trusting the Ledger's.

Anonymous said...

What? Nobody wants to talk about Ent. Lawyer's BIs anymore? I'm crushed.

Anonymous said...

Too many candidates, Hollywood is full of gay celebrities :)
Those stories about Keanu are so sad.

Anonymous said...

^^Yes, they are. Makes you wonder why anybody goes into such a crazy business. :(

Anonymous said...

TV Host Southworth Spins For Equality

Life rolls on for Azariah Southworth. Southworth became a very public figure in April after he came out of the closet, a brave move for the host of a Christian kid’s show. Though life’s been hectic over the past few months, this Nashville-based boy remains committed to the Bible and is proving it by joining Soulforce Q on a six-week tour across the United States.

Soulforce, for those of you who don’t know, is a gang of roving, religious gays who visit homophobic universities to open dialogue on discrimination. And, hopefully, give a human face to the homos. Jesus, we’re sure, would approve. He loved a good college tour.

Here’s the full press release:
Christian TV Host Joins Equality Ride for Gays

Recently ‘outed’ Azariah Southworth invited to join Equality Ride this Fall

Nashville, TN (July 2, 2008) - Azariah Southworth, recently outed Christian TV host of a popular Christian program joins Soulforce on their annual Equality Ride this fall.

Southworth comments, “I’m so excited to be a part of a passionate and young group, working towards equal rights for GLBT students at these Christian colleges. It will be a life changing experience for me, I’m excited to learn each of their stories. I know we will be greeted with hostility at some campuses and arrested if we enter onto their property, but it will be worth it. Their policies of discrimination must end. I’m excited to be a part of something which is beginning the end of these policies.”

Equality Ride is a annual six week tour with GLBT and straight students who peacefully protest. The “Riders” offer Christian college’s that expel students and fire staff for being gay open dialogue to discuss the issue of homosexuality and the Bible, many colleges decline to participate.

Azariah Southworth has already had a year full of life changing experiences. Southworth hosted a popular Christian TV show until coming out to the media as gay on April 16, 2008. After his ‘coming out’ made national news on Fox News, HuffingtonPost.com, PerezHilton.com and many others, Southworth was diagnosed with a rare tumor a month later. “It has definitely been a very challenging time in my life. Dealing with the attention of ‘coming out’, new projects, speaking engagements, the tumor, moving to L.A., etc. I’m ready now to do something worthwhile and exciting like, Equality Ride.” says Southworth.

For more information on the Equality Ride visit, www.equalityride.com.

Azariah Southworth

Anonymous said...

Awesome Mr. Southworth.

Now if only Wentworth only would come out.

Anonymous said...

Did someone post something not nice at Gyllenbabble? They are all shocked and saddened. I wonder if they realize if they didn't spend the weekend spamming OMG and WFT2 that they would be left alone. It's pretty funny since Jack and Wack spend half their time annoying other people and inciting hatred that their blogmates are all "goodness gracious where did this all come from".

Anonymous said...

It's pretty funny since Jack and Wack spend half their time annoying other people and inciting hatred that their blogmates are all "goodness gracious where did this all come from."

I think Jack and Wack were making a lot of the sexist, homophobic and misogynistic remarks on here last night, and he posts at Babble under BrothersSpy. Tsk,tsk. He (they) were especially disgusting form last night.

Anonymous said...

I thought Jack was Broadwing and Chica babblehead.

Anonymous said...

He may have various incarnations!

Anonymous said...

Maybe they just found out that Jake has kissed a boy.

Anonymous said...

Jack Bourassa=Brothers Spy/Jeff Pium

Jack Troll=Lana Turner's Sweater/Tprang/Broadwing/Chica

Anonymous said...

These Reeke fans have pretty much turned me off Jake with their aggressive insistence thinking Jake is gay/bi is some kind of hate crime. I dearly miss the days when Jake seemed proud of his unique fan base and wasn't afraid to hang out with Austin.

Anonymous said...

come back Dr Parnassus!

Anonymous said...

"Did someone post something not nice at Gyllenbabble? They are all shocked and saddened"

What happened?

Anonymous said...

Check out new video and Ted's comment about Michelle, Heath's family and The Dark Knight premiere:

Could someone please tell me what he said? The video won't work on my computer.

Anonymous said...

Can’t watch video again (at work) but Ted said that Michelle and Heath's family should go to the premiere and pay respect to the man who left them millions they are fighting over.

Anonymous said...

come back Dr Parnassus!

I second this. Dr. P come on, we want to hear from you really bad, don't turn your back on your fans. lol

Anonymous said...

Hans Zimmer Considered Scrapping 'Batman' Score After Ledger's Death

Revered movie composer Hans Zimmer was so devastated about the death of pal Heath Ledger he considered scrapping his score for the new Batman film and starting all over again. Zimmer feared the music for scenes featuring Ledger's The Joker character was too dark and menacing - and was worried it wasn't respectful enough.

The award-winning composer tells Parade.com, "I, for a moment, was thinking, 'Oh my God, I should throw out all the music I've written for The Joker and just start over again,' which is just exactly the wrong thing to do. To honor his (Ledger) performance, I had to stick to my guns. The music has to portray the philosophy of anarchy that The Joker displays in the face of Batman's valor.

"I couldn't soften the music or compromise the evil he projects because Heath really did give such a tremendous performance. If I had taken my eye off the ball, if I had been sentimental, if I had done anything like that, it would really have not served him."

http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2008/07/05/hans_zimmer_considered_scrapping_batman_

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