Tuesday 10 December 2019

Reality vs. Fan fiction 76


>> Rufus Wainwright: Everly Brothers Duet Rufus and Jake
>> Jake Gyllenhaal sings 'All I Have to Do Is Dream': Gee whiz. An honor to join the great Rufus Wainwright and Thomas Bartlett for 'American Song Book' · New York City · January 23, 2020

>> Austin Nichols in Austin, TX on January 8, 2020: Motorcycles and Caviar... @swedishhillaustin
+ from Austin's Instagram story:

>> Austin's instagram story video from January 7, 2020 #Texas >> Happy New Year!

> Hassie Harrison posted from Puerto Rico: Catching that big twenty twenty mood. 😜 · December 31, 2019

> Hassie posted on January 2, 2020
>> Meet Willie Nelson
> Austin Nichols posted video on Instagram: Meet the newest member of the family... Willie Nelson... · December 27, 2019 #AustinTX

> Rowdy: Meet Rowdy’s Willie Nelson of Lone Star.
“Willie” is the son of GCH (Barry) Corbin’s Big Tex of Lone Star. 20 years ago, I lost my English Mastiff. A part of him is back by my side. · December 2019 #Texas

>> Merry Christmas!
> Austin & Hassie: Christmas in Texas
> Hassie posted on December 25, 2019 > Rowdyatx: Home security camera catches stranger urinating in our back yard. · Comment by Austin: That guy should go to jail

>> Jake Gyllenhaal in 'John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Bunch', premiering December 24th on Netflix · IHJ screen captures

>> Happy Birthday Jake!

> Tom Holland: He’s the Mysterio to my Spider-man. Happy birthday mate. #husbandgoals

> Jake Gyllenhaal: Thanks homie! #husbandgoals Repost from @tomholland2013 • He’s the Mysterio to my Spider-man. Happy birthday mate. #husbandgoals

>> Jake Gyllenhaal: My London theatre debut changed how I approach acting · #SundayInTheParkWithGeorge

>> Home Invasion Thriller 'Masquerade'
> The project, which will shoot in Kentucky, follows 11-year-old Casey who must survive the night after a group of intruders, led by Rose, break into her family’s home to steal priceless artwork. Austin Nichols and Mircea Monroe will star as Casey’s parents.

>> Austin Nichols in Kentucky >> IHJ > Jake Gyllenhaal at 'Parasite Tastemaker' screening in New York City · more photos · December 8, 2019

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Jackie said...

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awwwwwww said...

Hassie Harrison: At the speed of life

Austin Nichols: I have to look away... blinded by your beauty...

NINE STORIES said...

Hear ye, hear ye: RELIC has been selected for the 2020 Sundance Film Festival and we are feeling very ✨💥✨💥 about it! Bravo Natalie Erika James x Emily Mortimer x Bella Heathcote x Robyn Nevin—we’re very verklempt producers. #aninestoriesproduction instagram.com/p/B5qj1a9JmfV/

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...

ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile · Dec 9
Me watching Toothy and Grey Goose’s social media team thinking we at Narnia were born yesterday. #neverchange The Ravens QB1 avatar on your enabler account was an amusing touch.

ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile · Dec 9
And Tooth’s bday isn’t until the 19th.... ;-)

Anonymous said...

Pee Gee, take your medications for God's sake!

Anonymous said...

Lunch At Canal House Station In New Jersey (December 10, 2019)

Jake with Riva Marker and colleagues

Kentucky said...

Austin: Great day at work 3:30am

Bella Thorne To Star In Home Invasion Thriller ‘Masquerade’ said...

EXCLUSIVE: We hear that Bella Thorne is set to lead Masquerade, a home invasion thriller which Shane Dax Taylor will direct and write.

The project, which will shoot in Kentucky, follows 11-year-old Casey (Alyvia Alyn Lind of Daybreak and The Young and the Restless) who must survive the night after a group of intruders, led by Rose (Thorne), break into her family’s home to steal priceless artwork. The thieves will stop at nothing to get what they want, with shocking developments.

Austin Nichols (The Walking Dead) and Mircea Monroe (Episodes, Book Club, Fifty Shades of Black) will star as Casey’s parents, with Skyler Samuels (The Gifted) as Rose’s cohort. EPs are Stuart Manashil, Joe Heath, Corky Taylor, Ron Kirchhoff, Jeff Walz, Brian Dahlin, Roman Terrill, Raja Collins, and John Lind. Taylor will produce alongside Steven Schneider (Insidious, Glass) and Kenneth Burke (Soul Surfer). Venus Kanani cast the film.

Anonymous said...

Oh no, this year Austin and Hassie can't attend Jake's Christmas party!

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Anonymous said...

John Mulaney and Jake Gyllenhaal on the set of 'John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Bunch',
premiering December 24th on Netflix

Mary Fajita Clitface said...

Shut up!!

Jake Gyllenhaal: My London theatre debut changed how I approach acting said...

The star is set to return to the West End in 2020 with Sondheim musical Sunday In The Park With George.

Anonymous said...

please someone let jake gyllenhaal play a disney prince, because his singing is magical

The Day After Tomorrow (2004) said...

Liked by austinnichols

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Anonymous said...

Martyn Conterio @martynconterio · 1h
Revisited Source Code. Had forgotten what a moving and life-affirming thriller it is. It’s beautiful. Gyllenhaal is ace, so too Jeffrey Wright as the mad scientist. twitter.com/martynconterio/status/1205940632973434881

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ewwwwwwwwwwwww said...

prairiegirl said...
my clit is itchy


Pee Gee is melting moron.

Anonymous said...

Disgusting melting moron. #yuck

Maggie and Jake said...

The Castle by Marlow Events 14 hours ago
NineStories: Carols + Cocktails + Pals + Snacks = Our Fifth Annual Nine Stories Holiday Party! Thanks to the gang at @marlowevents for making the night so beautiful and cozy. instagram.com/p/B6EjK48pqgM/

Anonymous said...

That was pretty magical, Jake singing Finishing the Hat. :)

^^^ Jake at party video said...

chaoticjakekilledthedinosaurs: Christmas Carols are serious business y'all. Sorry about the shithouse quality, I was about to save them differently but they're already gone. Rip. #jakegyllenhaal

pee gee is batshit crazy said...

prairiegirl said...
... Massive headlines are appearing daily about his nudity, his body, his new beard, his “son” Bear Payne ---LOL---his former beard, Cheryl, Hugo Boss, etc. Everything, but his music. Although it’s true an album is finally being released, it's being done with a whimper, rather than a boom. ...
Thursday, November 14, 2019 at 9:10:00 AM CST

prairiegirl said...
I saw that post on Just Jared about Simon and my eyes about rolled out of my head into the next decade. All of the tyrants who have been in charge of this performing group abused them, took advantage of them, and have spent this hiatus heaping emotional & psychological abuse on Liam and Louis, in particular. ...
Thursday, November 14, 2019 at 11:54:00 AM CST

Austin loves golf said...

Best known for his roles on The Walking Dead and One Tree Hill, Austin Nichols opens up to us about his passion for golf, why he plays the game and his obsessive athletic nature.

^^^ said...

Austin Nichols 1 hour ago
Check out this interview I did. Link in Bio.


hassie harrison: Good thing you brought your gun to the interview.

radda golf: @hassieharrison yea, scared the shit outta us.

musical comedy said...

Yes, @mulaney made a children's musical comedy special (on purpose!) and you're going to love every minute.

John Mulaney and The Sack Lunch Bunch premieres December 24th.

Anonymous said...

Max @mothmansbabi · 11m
Listen...Brokeback Mountain is a good goddamn movie and I'm tired of everyone being like "ew" about it like... its 2019, your homophobia is showing now watch Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal fall in love dammit!!!!!

Anonymous said...

NineStories: Look, ma! We made a newsletter! Starting today, we’ll be sending a Nine Stories Bulletin every month. We’re pretttty sure you don’t want to miss it, so get thee to our homepage and sign up in our footer! Big thanks to @jayschaul for designing such a beauty instagram.com/p/B6JZtcwJ61k/

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Anonymous said...

Austin,
tomorrow is Jake's birthday,
don't forget to send text!

Mary Fajita Clitface said...

SHUT UP !!!

Anonymous said...

Nah, Austin is too busy filming in Kentucky and daydreaming about Hassie.

Anonymous said...

Jake Gyllenhaal: How do you keep up with the hilarious & brilliant @johnmulaney and The Sack Lunch Bunch? Never forget your mini moustache and xylophone jacket.👍 (My sincerest apologies to St. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band). #sacklunchbunch Dec 24th on Netflix! instagram.com/p/B6OAYraHY4I/

Anonymous said...

Happy National Jake Gyllenhaal Day!

Anonymous said...

Dec 19th, 2019 - Happy birthday to Jake Gyllenhaal.

John Mulaney and The Sack Lunch Bunch launches Tuesday, December 24 exclusively on Netflix said...

I’m John Mulaney and I am a 37-year-old man.
The Sack Lunch Bunch is a group of children ages 8-13 who are more talented than me. In this special, we are joined by celebrity guests like David Byrne, Tony Award Winner Andre De Shields, Natasha Lyonne, Annaleigh Ashford, Richard Kind, and Jake Gyllenhaal from the movie Zodiac. The result is a collage of Broadway-caliber showstoppers, comedy sketches for all ages, meditations on the unknown from children and adults, and a papier-mache volcano. It’s funny, musical, joyous, anxious, and surprisingly profound.

ouch said...

ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile · 23h
And today marks Toothy Birthday Eve. Narnia has set their GPS Placement Alert System to “activated”. 😂😂😂

Did you find someone, anyone who believes that Jake and Austin are a couple?
No? No one, not even Special K?
Thought so.

Anonymous said...

DUH!!!

Anonymous said...

Happy birthday Jake, have a great day with your family :)

Anonymous said...

No? No one, not even Special K?

Special K gave up pretending while Austin was with Chloe, I'm sure she hates Austin & Hassie too, LOL

Anonymous said...

SK died last month I heard :(

Anonymous said...

Oh no! Hope you heard wrong, PG would have mentioned it.

IMDb said...

Happy Birthday, Jake Gyllenhaal!
From 'Donnie Darko' to 'Brokeback Mountain' to 'Spider-Man: Far From Home,' which role is your favorite?

Anonymous said...

Kaliska @GabrieIIeWard · 1m
In honor of your birthday, Jake Gyllenhaal can you please make an official Twitter account?
We know you're anonymously lurking around here, you coward.

Jake?

#husbandgoals said...

Tom Holland: He’s the Mysterio to my Spider-man. Happy birthday mate. #husbandgoals

Jake Gyllenhaal: Thanks homie! #husbandgoals Repost from @tomholland2013 • He’s the Mysterio to my Spider-man. Happy birthday mate. #husbandgoals

Anonymous said...

Tom loves Jake and Jake loves Tom, how sweet is that? #husbandgoals

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Anonymous said...

Come on Pee Gee, Jake just wants to marry someone as nice and cute as Tom Holland.

Austin who? What kids? said...

Jake Gyllenhaal: Thanks homie! #husbandgoals

Hassie H said...

And Austin will marry someone nice and sexy like me.

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adorable snapshot said...

Marvel's Tom Holland pays adorable tribute to Spider-Man co-star Jake Gyllenhaal "#husbandgoals"

After establishing a bromance on the set of this year's Spider-Man: Far from Home, Tom Holland has paid tribute to co-star Jake Gyllenhaal on Instagram.

The pair might have done battle on the big screen – as Peter Parker/Spider-Man and Quentin Beck/Mysterio respectively – but Tom and Jake's real-life friendship is plain for all to see in this new upload, as the former wished the latter a happy birthday.

Alongside an image of the pair kicking back and having a laugh together, Holland wrote: "He's the Mysterio to my Spider-man. Happy birthday mate. #husbandgoals"

This adorable snapshot has since inspired a whole host of comments from fans, with 'Señorita' singer Shawn Mendes even replying: "Wow this is a cool photo."

Another Insta fan was a bit less measured, declaring: "Tom I Am Going To Cry You Can't Just Post Things Like This I Am Not Emotionally Stable Enough For This Kind Of Content." Meanwhile, Jake previously joked with Digital Spy that his co-star was "a real pain in the ass" while making the Spidey sequel.

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LOL said...

Jake Gyllenhaal: Thanks homie! #husbandgoals

Jake gives shout out to his husband and kids!

Mary Fajita Clitface said...

SHUT UP ! ! !

Where is Jake? said...

ok but what happened to this ICONIC trio
jake gyllenhaal left them for tom holland? i wanna KNOW


@RealHughJackman @VancityReynolds
TELL US PLEASE why did ur son left the house?

Anonymous said...

RYAN REYNOLDS CROPPING JAKE GYLLENHAAL OUT OF THIS PICTURE
IN HIS INSTASTORIES HAS ME ON THE FLOORHSJSJS

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tomorrow said...

Jake Gyllenhaal in 'John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Bunch', premiering December 24th on @Netflix

video said...

Garry McConnachie @TheGMcConnachie · 1h
So @mulaney and the Sack Lunch Bunch arrives on @NetflixUK tomorrow and includes Jake Gyllenhaal participating (cc @laurahotch)

Anonymous said...

Allan Aldworth @AllanAldworth · 5m
Thank you @mulaney for this @netflix special. Jake Gyllenhaal's role in it was amazing #johnmulaneyandthesacklunchbunch

lily 🌻 @falsettolxnd · 6m
jake gyllenhaal's energy in sack lunch bunch is off the scale chaotic i love him

ari @arianeanindita · 12m
wondering where mr music lands on the jake gyllenhaal crackhead scale. somewhere between mysterio and his mustache in okja maybe

Anonymous said...

Rafael Motamayor @RafaelMotamayor · 6m
The new John Mulaney comedy special on Netflix was produced by @A24 and I'm dying! 😂😂😂 Also someone please give Jake Gyllenhaal an Emmy, Tony, Oscar or something for his deranged performance because I cried laughing.

bennie @andthejets · 55m
john mulaney & the sack lunch bunch is both very funny and surprisingly very sweet. you can tell john mulaney wanted this to be a positive thing for the kids and honestly they look like they’re having a blast throughout the show. jake gyllenhaal’s presence is as weird as expected

Anonymous said...

Screen Captures > Television > Guest Appearances > John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Bunch (2019)

Merry Christmas! said...

Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Let your heart be light
From now on your troubles will be out of sight
Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Make the Yuletide gay
From now on your troubles will be miles away

Anonymous said...

I need 100 more episodes of #thesacklunchbunch, @netflix. I'm not sure what I just watched but I need more John mulaney as a chaotic Mr. Rogers and Jake Gyllenhaal as a sad music man.

Anonymous said...

Happy Holidays / Merry Christmas !

John Mulaney and The Sack Lunch Bunch said...

Jake and kitty - LMAO :)

Anonymous said...

Kyle Erwin @KyleErwin11 · 4m
John Mulaney Sack Lunch Bunch Review:
Though not all jokes landed, the special in whole was masterfully written and thought out. I greatly respect Mulaney’s comedic and writing abilities. And Jake Gyllenhaal really sealed the deal. 10/10.

Austin, TX said...

rowdyatx 12 hours ago
Home security camera catches stranger [ Austin ] urinating in our back yard.


hassieharrison; ⚰️
austinnichols: That guy should go to jail

Anonymous said...

Austin pissing in the garden is very unorthodox Christmas post.

Anonymous said...

cyn donnelly @cyndonnelly · 33m
Absolutely loved John Mulaney and the Sack Lunch Bunch. It's brilliant.
2 takeaways: I want to meet André De Shields, have a long conversation with him and then get a hug. And Jake Gyllenhaal might be one of the funniest people alive (he steals the show).
So well done @mulaney

Variety: How ‘John Mulaney and the Sack Lunch Bunch’ Became One of 2019’s Weirdest, Most Wonderful Hours of TV said...

... As “Mr. Music,” Gyllenhaal crashes in near the end of the special with a press-on mustache, and jacket that doubles as a xylophone. “I’m here to teach you about music!” he cries, eyes wild. He refuses a child’s offer of a clarinet (“Put away your skinny trumpet! Instruments are stupid!”) before launching into a jaunty calypso tune about how there’s “music here, music there, music, music, everywhere!” The only problem is, nothing he uses to demonstrate that fact — whether a pudding cup, leaky faucet, or fancy toilet — ends up making any sounds at all. Mr. Music’s ensuing breakdown is one of the most purely bizarre things on TV this year, period, and Gyllenhaal embraces the downward spiral so thoroughly that his mustache comes flying off by the end.

“It was pretty clear what [Mr. Music] was and that he would just be struggling,” says Mulaney of the writing process. “[But] until Mr. Gyllenhaal came in, the level of breakdown he was going to have was uncharted.”

(Later, when Gyllenhaal asked Mulaney who else they wanted to ask, Mulaney assured him that he was their “first choice in a world where we couldn’t have Harry Belafonte.”)

This number, unlike every other one in the special, had to be performed and recorded live as Gyllenhaal careened through over a dozen vignettes of failure. “It was really by the seat of our pants,” says Bolin — plus, given the premise, “if there’s any sound anywhere, you have to start and go back.”

But Gyllenhaal was so committed to the song and persona that it all came together, anyway. “When a great actor commits himself to comedy, and I say this very a reluctantly as a comedian‘s not a great actor,” adds Mulaney, “it’s funnier than any comedian could ever be. Every take he made a different choice, and the first one when he was pulling notes out of the air and we were like, ‘This is the funniest thing we’ve ever seen and we’ve worked with many, many comic talents.’”

Eventually, the kids help a bedraggled Mr. Music relax and have some fun, despite his frustration (and several ridiculous injuries). Their final singalong turns a potentially sour experience into something joyous and hopeful, confirming that “John Mulaney and the Sack Lunch Bunch” is one of the year’s the strangest hours of television, with one of the biggest hearts.

Anonymous said...

Austin pissing in the garden is very unorthodox Christmas post.

I'll just presume that everyone was drunk as a skunk, LOL

Mary Fajita Clitface said...

SHUT UP !!

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Anonymous said...

Christmas video by Hassie

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Texas said...

Austin Nichols 2 hours ago
Meet the newest member of the family... Willie Nelson...

Anonymous said...

jake gyllenhaal and riz ahmed are the ultimate film duo

Anonymous said...

Baby Coda @Codyss3y · 2h
Jake Gyllenhaal is a funny funny fuck in Mulaneys Sack Lunch Bunch. That dude needs way more comedic roles

Nat, I guess @z_eph_yr · 54m
Jake Gyllenhaal really waited until the very end of 2019 to give us his best performance of the decade huh

Mr Music said...

Lawant @lawantgarde · 1h
Between Okja, Velvet Buzzsaw and John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Bunch, Netflix just seems like a giant platform to let Jake Gyllenhaal go full ham, and I love it.

Oliver Sachgau @sachgau · 4h
have to update my best songs of the decade list after seeing Jake Gyllenhaal in this masterpiece

BT? said...

eve @gyllenhader · 5h
i have some questions now that the sack lunch bunch has nearly been out for a week
- does the whole group just collectively call jake gyllenhaal dad?? or just that kid
- speaking of which, someone called john mom, so are they co-parenting??
- was jake playing himself playing mr music, or was he playing someone else who’s persona was mr music OR was he just playing mr music

Anonymous said...

Cute. :)

LOL said...

If Jake was a Russian ...

Mary Fajita Clitface said...

does the whole group just collectively call jake gyllenhaal dad?? or just that kid

SHUT UP !!

Anonymous said...

nadia saw tros @jasxnaesheim · 2h
please will ryan reynolds and jake gyllenhaal get their act together i can’t sTAND IT ANYMKRE

2019 said...

I Am Your Target Demographic 🎯 @iaytd · 6m
#Spiderman Far from Home continued to prove why Tom Holland is my favorite Peter Parker. And Jake Gyllenhaal as Mysterio? Perfect. #BestOf2019

Robert Palacios @RobertPalacios2 · 20m
My favorite performance in a film this decade might be Jake Gyllenhaal in Nightcrawler

Morgan @FroganMeeman · 26m
My favorite thing about 2019 was meeting Jake Gyllenhaal and getting into my dream program

Anonymous said...

Happy New Year! Have a great one 😊

2020 said...

Ari @starfleetari · 3h
My 2020 resolution is to be as feral as Jake Gyllenhaal in Lunch Bunch

𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐟 @LESBlANAKIN · 3h
it's 2020 and jake gyllenhaal still doesn't have an oscar

Puerto Rico said...

hassie harrison 14 hours ago • Puerto Rico
Catching that big twenty twenty mood. 😜

austin nichols: 🤣⚰️ Perfect.

Happy New Year Everyone! said...

DAILY VIDEOS of Jake Gyllenhaal

Anonymous said...

first fancam of 2020, stan jake gyllenhaal, the babiest!

Anonymous said...

J. Gyllenhaal Updates @badpostsjake · 2h
Happy 2020 😌✨
Jake has no projects to come out this year, so far, all his projects that were announced a year or more than a year ago are on hold and not being filmed.
He’s gonna be back on theatre this year, in London, with Sunday in the Park with George.

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ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile · 1h
It’s almost kind of sad when Grey Goose has been so out of action, that his & Tooth’s team have to use his tweets from early last year to bounce off of and generate some activity.

ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile · 1h
I think Grey Goose’s twitter timeline will likely need some healthy shots of WD-40 to get its gears going if and when he ever returns to Stateside action. 😂 lol, I kill myself sometimes

ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile · 1h
Tooth & Grey Goose’s 4th Quarter activity timeline has been but a vast wasteland. Would be hard to imagine that Narnia could even come up with news on updated musings for our next post, but alas...

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New Year in Puerto Rico said...

Hassie and Austin in Puerto Rico on January 2

Jake Gyllenhaal To Produce And Star In FUN HOME Film Adaptation said...

It has been reported that Academy Award-nominated actor Jake Gyllenhaal will produce and star in an upcoming big screen adaptation of the Tony Award-winning musical Fun Home.

According to the report Gyllenhaal will portray Bruce Bechdel, father of the author and protagonist Alison Bechdel, and will produce the film through his production company, Nine Stories Productions. The Tony Award-winning director of the original Broadway production, Sam Gold, is set to helm the project.

Fun Home is a musical adapted by Lisa Kron and Jeanine Tesori from Alison Bechdel's 2006 graphic memoir of the same name. It introduces us to author and cartoonist Alison Bechdel at three different ages, revealing memories of her uniquely dysfunctional family- her mother, brothers and volatile, brilliant, enigmatic father- that connect with her in surprising new ways.

^^^^ said...

The musical follows Alison as she attempts to discover her sexual identity and unpack her relationship with her gay father, and became the first Broadway musical to feature a lesbian protagonist.

Anonymous said...

josie @nightwving · Jan 3
JAKE GYLLENHAAL IS GOING TO STAR AND PRODUCE A FILM ADAPTATION OF A BROADWAY MUSICAL WHICH MEANS I AM FINALLY GOING TO SEE HIM SING AND DANCE ON THE BIG SCREEN TODAY IS A WIN FOR JAKE NATION

gay, gay, gay said...

Gordan Duhaček @Prajdizan · 2h
Jake Gyllenhaal Reportedly Producing & Starring In A Film Adaptation Of Alison Bechdel’s ‘Fun Home’ https://theplaylist.net/jake-gyllenhaal-fun-home-20200103/ via @ThePlaylist

Jake, come out already!

Anonymous said...

In a way, you have to give PG credit for creativity. She has been getting more mileage out of rehashed and respun Jake and Austin stories for so many years. I'm amazed at how she can make so much out of so little! An A for effort.

Anonymous said...

You're right, credit where credit's due :)

Anonymous said...

My 2020 Mood will be Jake Gyllenhaal on Brokeback Mountain Oscar Night

Anonymous said...

Michael Dale Kimmel @MichaelDKimmel · 22h
Jake Gyllenhaal to Produce and Star in Film Adaptation of Broadway Hit 'Fun Home'. Gyllenhaal will play the role of the father in this autobiographical journey of a family run by a tyrannical father, who also happens to be a closeted gay man. https://tlrd.us/2sMf7Wf via
@tlrd

datalounge.com said...

Jake Gyllenhaal will play a gay dad in movie “Fun Home”

Anonymous said...

The Messiah @JLMRV13 · 8m
FUN HOME IS BEING MADE INTO A MOVIE! HOW CAN I BE ONE OF THE HOT YOUNG THINGS TO HOOK UP WITH DADDY JAKE GYLLENHAAL

Anonymous said...

Old puppies interview

Anonymous said...

Tom is wearing Jake Gyllenhaal's hat.
I REPEAT... TOM IS WEARING HIS HUSBAND'S HAT...😂

Anonymous said...

Ted Johnson @tedstew · 1h
Jane Fonda's climate protest on Friday is scheduled to include Maggie Gyllenhaal, Joaquin Phoenix, Martin Sheen, Saffron Burrows, Amber Valetta, Bill McKibben & Naomi Klein. They will announce next steps, as Fonda has said she would be able to participate thru mid-Jan.

Jake?

LOL said...

Where's the good old days...
#ryanreynolds #tomholland #jakegyllenhaal

Anonymous said...

Kristapedia @CoolKrista · 54m
I attended Robert Downey Jrs. Bday party in 2006. Just before Iron Man. I think I was the only non celeb there. Got to dance w Jake Gyllenhaal, met Keanu and Val Kilmer. Smoked w Sean Penn. Everyone was super nice. Epic night in Hollywood.

I’m Very Excited About What Jake Gyllenhaal’s Fun Home Movie Could Be said...

Fun Home is the show that managed to bring audiences to tears night after night during its run on Broadway at the Circle in the Square theater. I remember seeing the show by doing standing room, and I just stood up at the top of the theater and cried as I watched Alison Bechdel’s life unfold before me. And now, Jake Gyllenhaal is set to bring the story to life with his production company while starring as Bruce Bechdel (Alison’s father).

Here’s the thing about Fun Home: It’s going to be very hard to adapt for film. The show, which was performed in the round, is very much centered in a somewhat bare set as the story itself brings to life Bruce Bechdel’s home and Alison’s work. So, how is that going to work as a movie while going back and forth between the three different Alisons?

Set in the Bechdel Funeral Home, the musical cuts back and forth between Alison’s life as a child to her coming out in college, and all of it is narrated by an older Alison Bechdel, who is drawing cartoons of the story she’s telling. Throughout it all, Alison is learning about herself throughout her life while realizing (after the fact) that her father is gay but not out.

... S P O I L E R S ...

To be honest, if the movie found a way to bring the magic of the bare stage presenting the necessary set pieces from “nowhere” and didn’t have to change the story into something linear, I’d be happy. Going back and forth between all three of the Alisons while showing her own discoveries along with her father gives a weight to the story that I think is necessary, so it’ll be interesting to see how they manage to bring it to life in a new way and keeping that weight to the film.

All this to say I’m very excited about a Fun Home movie could be, and I hope that it’s something that brings justice to the beauty of the stage musical.

back in Texas said...

Austin in Austin, TX
Dinner out video from yesterday
'Motorcycles and Caviar... @swedishhillaustin' Twitter photo from today

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awwwwwww said...

look how jake gyllenhaal shares his food with tom holland in the softest way.
they are literally husbands.

Hollywood, make it happen! said...

the Oscars will again have no host this year.
Who would you like to have seen host?

Jake Gyllenhaal in character as Mr. Music

LOL said...

Of all the things I love about Jake Gyllenhaal’s Mr. Music, the best night be the way he deliberately kicks over a potted plant during his entrance.

Anonymous said...

Aren't we in the same mood?

Anonymous said...

fiona @marveIousthor · 31m
the guy i went on a date on randomly was like “if i was gay i totally would have the hots for jake gyllenhaal” and that’s when i knew

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Jake ✨ @jakemoogle · 4h
Last night I finally got around to watching Zodiac and I absolutely loved it. (Hate that it’s taken me so long to see it!) Plus, Jake Gyllenhaal was total baby in this movie. ☺️

Tacoma FD said...

AUSTIN NICHOLS @AustinNichols · 10h
So proud of my most hilarious gal @HassieHarrison


Steve Lemme @SteveLemme · Jan 11
Season 2 of #TacomaFD premieres Thursday March 26. See you there! And check out our teasers during Baltimore/Tennessee tomorrow and Kansas City/Houston on Sunday!

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@TheGradessShow @TheGradessShow · 34m
I hope the Academy does the right thing and gives the Best Actor Oscar to Jake Gyllenhaal for the role of Mr. Music instead of any of the actual nominees.

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Johnny Doop @jDoop2393 · 2h
In 2014 Benedict Cumberbatch got nominated for Imitation Game over Jake Gyllenhaal in Nightcrawler. Imitation Game was a good movie but I’ve never hear anyone talk about that movie since then. The academy is never forward thinking.

GB said...

Anonymous said...
Where is Donnie? He could be in London filming for Batman. Matt Reeves is keeping secret a few key villain roles, anything is possible.

January 12, 2020 at 10:23 PM

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Akarsh Hooda @hoodajmdlr · 3h
Took a lot at Mendes' filmography and hadn't seen #Jarhead and well, it is another superb film made by the man. The handheld jumpy training sequences in the desert. Jake Gyllenhaal delivers a splendid performance balancing the angst with vulnerability.

Anonymous said...

imagine going to the beach and seeing jake gyllenhaal there

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ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile · 3h
Wow. I haven’t checked out Tooth’s social media much for the last several weeks bc well...hiatus.

ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile ·3h
But right now, Tooth’s twitter search, which has been garbage since his Fall2019/Holiday2019/Winter2020 Hiatus started, it’s like a This is Your Life right now. An All-Star presentation of 2019 memes and robots. ��

ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile · 3h
They’re all there. A trip through memory lane with Tooth for not only 2019, but the last several years. Memes from his social media team who feel they have to stuff his search w/tweets from phony accounts

ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile · 3h
Most of them have to be phony bc all of the fans who loyally followed him all these past years, they know that OMG and now M&M and I - we’ve been right. We’ve been right all this time. They know it bc you can see it.

ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile · 3h
You can’t have followed him & his man all this time and not have seen all of the changes. Even though we have a plethora of valid clues/sightings/tweets/FB/Instagram’s to prove we’ve been right, all you have to do is observe. They know it.

ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile · 3h
He’s been lying to them all these years, just like we know it and realized we were and still are being huge-time lied to. And so those old-timers, ones who were for real, they’ve all disappeared like dust.

Anonymous said...

Jake, where are you?
Working on 'Fun Home'?

awwwwwww said...

hassie harrison: Season 2. Coming in hot. March 2020 🤘

austin nichols: Is your siren European? You’re so worldly.

Sunday said...

Cole Delbyck @coledelbyck
senior entertainment reporter @HuffPost

just saw jake gyllenhaal in brooklyn smelling soaps and not buying them ugh my relatable king
Jan 12, 2020 from Brooklyn, NY·Twitter for iPhone

Anonymous said...

The Madd-alorian @madfrieza · 56m
Finally watched Prisoners and WHAT THE FUCK was Jonah Hill doing nominated for Best Supporting Actor at the 2014 Academy Awards? Jake Gyllenhaal deserves so much more than we give him.

with Jake said...

Maggie Gyllenhaal: I remember this night...I was a jobbing actress. I really wanted this part in a movie @darrenaronofsky was making. I’d written him a letter. And I had heard he was gonna be at this party. I was so nervous; I bought a new dress. Then got shy and put a cardigan over it #TBT instagram.com/p/B7ZNxIdlxCH/

DD said...

All The Right Movies @right_movies · 4h
On this day in 2001, DONNIE DARKO premiered at Sundance. Launching the career of Jake Gyllenhaal, it is now regarded a cult classic.

Here are all appearances of Frank the rabbit, one of the central characters in the film...

Anonymous said...

I love pranks!
Especially when it’s 2002 and Dustin Hoffman is pulling Jake Gyllenhaal’s shirt over his face while S*san S*random watches on with glee.

prairiegirl is stupid and disgusting trash said...

Michelle Williams Sends Sweet Message to Daughter Matilda After Win at SAG Awards 2020!
Michelle, who is currently pregnant with her second child, thanked fiance Thomas Kail and Matilda at the end of her speech. “Tommy, like everything else in our life, I share this [award] with you and Matilda,” she said. “It’s one thing to be completely honest as an actor — it’s another thing to be completely honest as a human being.” “And that’s just who you are and how you live, and you teach me just by being you,” she added. “I love you and I’m coming home.”

ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile · 3h
#LRT “Honestly”.

ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile · 3h
She reminds me of Tooth in that in the beginning, they do all they can to avoid the misrepresentation. Even looking uncomfortable. But it gradually gets easier and easier until they reach that OTT, in-your-face, what’re-you-gonna-do-about-it stage.

ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile · 3h
She, Tooth, and their deceased common bond co-star all shared/share the same publicist, did you know that? Huge clue that the deception dates further back than people realize. #ohyes #thethingswefindout

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Former Broadway Playwright Jeremy O. Harris @jeremyoharris · 1h
I said it last night but I am the luckiest boy in the world to have had @levelforwardinc
, Troy Carter, Jake Gyllenhaal & Riva Marker, and @gregnobile producing @SlavePlayBway.
They are the reason a young black man making his debut got a producer credit and a seat at the table.

Anonymous said...

21-year old jake gyllenhaal blushing because jennifer anniston and the interviewer were teasing him about sex scenes

Anonymous said...

Erica @coastERICAA · 52m
Saw jake gyllenhaal at the doctor today while asking the receptionist if it was normal that my pee was neon yellow from my vitamins :)

video said...

Tom: 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝?

Mary Fajita Clitface said...

SHUT UP!!

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ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile · 3h
Hmmmm, Tooth, I hear someone hardly even mentioned you last night on late night tv. No promo on that guest stint of yours? What’s up with that? Did you overstay your welcome? Or did they realize they were just being used?

Alice Tully Hall, NYC said...

Jake Gyllenhaal: Gee whiz. An honor to join the great @rufuswainwright and @tingalayo for #americansongbook

Hassie Harrison: Loving the long hair! 🤘

Anonymous said...

Well done boys!

performance video said...

jake gyllenhaal said fuck the oscars I’m going for a grammy instead

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IHJ said...

Fan Photos > Rufus Wainwright’s American Songbook Concert In NYC (January 22, 2020)

Rufus said...

Rufus Wainwright: Everly Brothers Duet Rufus and Jake
Got to sing one of the classic Everly Brothers songs with the amazingly talented and musically gifted @jakegyllenhaal last night. So happy and grateful! Jake also did a beautiful version of Poses! What a soul!!!

Anonymous said...

Beautiful!

Anonymous said...

It is :)

Oh look, it’s Jake Gyllenhaal and Rufus Wainwright singing The Everly Brothers said...

We do not wish to delay you. If you clicked on this article, it’s because you read that headline and then all other thought left your mind, replaced by a fervent need to watch Jake Gyllenhaal and Rufus Wainwright sing a song by The Everly Brothers, together. So here you go.

That sadly short snippet comes courtesy of Jake “Mr. Music” Gyllenhaal himself, and it’s from the Rufus Wainwright edition of Lincoln Center’s American Songbook series, which took place on Wednesday, January 22. It is possible that even those of you who tuned into John Mulaney’s marvelous Sack Lunch Bunch special might be surprised by exactly how good a singer Jake Gyllenhaal is, and if that’s the case, it’s because you’re not a hardcore musical theater nerd. Have no fear, for this writer is exactly such a nerd, and she has examples to share.

First up, here’s Mr. Gyllenhaal singing a really, really hard song from Sunday In The Park With George, a role originated by Mandy Freakin’ Patinkin:

Here is an obvious but invaluable bootleg (really, several bootlegs) from a concert version of Little Shop Of Horrors, in which Gyllenhaal starred alongside Ellen Greene, the original and eternal Audrey:

Here he is singing “Maria” from West Side Story, which he also sang at Lincoln Center as part of an event celebrating Leonard Bernstein:

And here’s Mr. Music.

So yes, the man’s got chops. As for Rufus Wainwright—well, he’s Rufus Wainwright, what did you expect? He’s also set to release an as-yet untitled album sometime this spring—his first since 2012—so consider this a reminder that when it comes out, it will almost certainly be well worth your time. And who knows, maybe Jake Gyllenhaal will sing on it somewhere.

Anonymous said...

Jake Gyllenhaal @JakeG_Online · 18h
"From last night: @gustavodudamel led an epic concert of Mahler and Schubert with guest soloists Michelle Deyoung and Andrew Staples! Once the concert ended, there was 62 seconds of silence before the audience applauded. If you don’t believe us, ask #JakeGyllenhaal!" via @nyphil

Jake Gyllenhaal and Rufus Wainwright sang The Everly Brothers and it’s honestly gay rights said...

In today’s reason that despite living in a swirling vortex of doom, maybe existence isn’t that bad, actor Jake Gyllenhaal and singer Rufus Wainwright sang The Everly Brothers and it said: “Gay rights!” Taking to New York City’s Lincoln Centre on Wednesday, the pair performed “All I Have to Do Is Dream” together.

Anyway, you clicked this story for one reason and one reason only, and that is to swoon over Gyllenhaal as the law itself dictates we must do. So here is Jake Gyllenhaal and Rufus Wainwright singing. Swoon away!

The performance was part of the Lincoln Centre’s ongoing ‘American Songbook’ concert series, which “highlights the unique ability of the human voice to convey natural emotion and express a universal and personal story,” the series’ website says.

While the clip the Brokeback Mountain star shared was rather short, more footage of the duo singing – this time with Wainwright in a leopard-print tailcoat – started popping up all over Twitter.

For those still craving more of Gyllenhaal’s singing chops, among other things, the 39-year-old is set to play a closeted gay father in an upcoming film based on the Broadway musical, Fun Home. It will be his third major gay role since Brokeback Mountain and the Netflix thriller tale, Velvet Buzzsaw.

However, if you’re still in need of more of singing Gyllenhaal, here’s a video of him, heavily bearded, belting out “Finishing the Hat” from the Stephen Sondheim classic, Sunday in the Park with George.

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Anonymous said...

Why is Jake Gyllenhaal in Prisoners my ideal man?

Anonymous said...

AUSTIN NICHOLS @AustinNichols · 1h
Mr. Bryant. The World stopped today. My love to your family.

Anonymous said...

Jake Gyllenhaal every time someone asks him to leave his house

Anonymous said...

Jake is always fabulous :)

Anonymous said...

𝐤𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐚 @suitedspidey · 13h
it was a year ago where i drove an hour to sundance by myself and ended up passing jake gyllenhaal in his car and got so scared i turned on my windshield wipers ❤️

she got moves said...

hassie harrison: Here it is guys, finally: the Gracie vs. Harrison matchup no one saw coming and no one asked for. #swiperight #yourwelcome #thingsaregoingwell #🍤

austin nichols: Look out @realroyce... she got moves..

LOL said...

i need a new jake gyllenhaal movie NOW

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