beard
A common word used to address a homosexual's female friend who he takes around town. He normally calls this companion his "girlfriend" to prove to the world that he is a masculine, football watching, titty grabbing heterosexual male. Although, he may think that this so called 'image' is working, he's actually fooling himself. It's completely obvious to on-lookers that he is a flamboyant gay man. - Urban Dictionary
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