Friday 7 June 2019

Reality vs. Fan fiction 71


>> The unforgettable Cocomeaux
> Austin Nichols: This little creature came into my life two years ago and left tiny little paw prints on my heart. Those have turned into dinosaur footprints. She belonged to @hassieharrison . But she always gave the mornings to me. She woke me up. She begged me for breakfast. She barked until I took her on a walk. And then we would sit on the stoop and soak up the morning sun. Hassie gave her so many unique nicknames. My favorites were WockyMoly. Leetle. The Missus. Grimer. Guggenheimer. Grouper. Mama. Trinket. Coconut. And Blinkers. I crumble every time I think of her scratching at my leg when I was making dinner. And that I won’t be able to feel that again. I wish you all could have seen her turn into a Track Star the second her paws touched carpeted hotel hallways. She lived for that traction. The day she left us California had its biggest earthquake in 20 years. She was an earth shaker. The unforgettable Cocomeaux. · photos and videos posted by Austin on July 8, 2019

> Comment by Hassie Harrison: I cry, I cry...what an amazing connection the two of you had. I think she knew she could go, that I was in the best of hands now. Thank you for loving my little creature as your own. You guys were so perfect together.

> Tweet by Austin + tweet by Hassie + Instagram post 1 by Hassie + Instagram post 2 by Hassie + Comment by Austin: I’m so lucky that I got to come into your life and meet this dazzling star. Thank you and that little monkey girl for healing me. She wedged herself into my heart and I’ll keep her there forever.

>> Jake Gyllenhaal: Korea was the last stop on the Spider-Man FFH Press Tour. Gonna miss traveling the world with Tom Holland. · Instagram video from July 5, 2019

>> Hassie posted on July 5, 2019. Goodbye Cocomeaux.

>> Happy Fourth of July!
> Austin Nichols: Tryin to stay cool. Happy 4th of July, friends! · posted on July 3, 2019

>> Paparazzi Photos > July 2, 2019 > Jake Gyllenhaal departing from Incheon International Airport in South Korea

>> Paparazzi Photos > June 29, 2019 > Jake Gyllenhaal and Tom Holland arriving at Incheon International Airport in South Korea

>> Austin & Hassie in Los Angeles on June 29, 2019
> Saturday with friends - Shawn Tellez @shawnbigdragontellez is Maroon 5's band manager >> Austin & Hassie in Los Angeles on June 27, 2019
> Hassie Harrison: Austin trying to figure out how to organize the furniture in the backyard ... >> June 26, 2019 in Los Angeles ...
> ... Austin Nichols playing golf at Roosevelt Golf Course + Austin's Radda gear Instagram story

> ... Jake Gyllenhaal having fun with Tom Holland: 'Spider-Man: Far From Home' world premiere · more IHJ photos

> ... Hassie Harrison attending Spider-Man premiere + Instagram video by Hassie + interview for EverTalk TV

>> Paparazzi Photos > June 21, 2019 > Jake Gyllenhaal outside the BBC Radio 2 studios in London

>> Austin Nichols posted on Instagram: My little Missus has manners. #Cocomo · June 20, 2019

>> Paparazzi photos > June 19, 2019 > Jake Gyllenhaal leaving 'Spider-Man: Far From Home' party in London

>> Austin, Hassie and Cocomo in Michigan
> Hassie posted on June 16, 2019: Michigan is so beautiful
>> Jake in London
> Jake Gyllenhaal and Tom Holland: 'Spider-Man: Far From Home' photocall in London on June 17, 2019

>> Netflix Nabs Ubisoft’s 'The Division' Starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Jessica Chastain, David Leitch to direct

>> Jake in China
> Jake Gyllenhaal's Instagram stories from June 14, 2019: video one · video two · video three · 'Spider-Man: Far From Home' Promo Tour

> Jake Gyllenhaal and Tom Holland singing Happy Birthday for a fan on June 11, 2019 in Beijing

>> Austin in Texas
> Austin Nichols: Austin thigh pillow. Don’t even know this person. #bestseatmateever · Twitter video from June 10, 2019

> Austin Nichols in Texas on June 10, 2019 >> Jake Gyllenhaal and Tom Sturridge: 73rd Annual Tony Awards · June 9, 2019 · Arrivals · Show · Backstage

>> Jake Gyllenhaal talks Netflix, Spider-Man, Buddhism and the Marvel Universe

>> Happy Best Friends Day!
> Ryan Reynolds: Happy #BestFriendsDay to Jake Gyllenhaal! (Not pictured) · June 8, 2019

> Jake Gyllenhaal: Happy #bestfriendsday to Ryan Reynolds (not pictured) · June 8, 2019

>> Jake Gyllenhaal and Tom Sturridge: 'Sea Wall / A Life' photocall in New York City on June 5, 2019 + Jake and Tom video

>> When Austin met Keanu · Austin Nichols loves Keanu Reeves · One of nine Austin's Instagram stories from June 6, 2019

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FFH said...

Jaymarc Verce Buan @TheNewestMakoy 35m35 minutes ago
It was a total fun! Jam-packed action! Battle sequences were brilliantly crafted! The story went in-depth as compared to the first one. Plot twists at its best! The two credit scenes are worth the wait! Tom Holland is dope alongside with Jake Gyllenhaal! #SpiderManFarFromeHome – at Harbor Point Cinema 2

Adam Sauriol @theadamsauriol 52m52 minutes ago
Went to go see #SpiderManFarFromeHome the other day so here’s my 10second review. @TomHolland1996 gave an outstanding performances and Jake Gyllenhaal has an absolute blast in his role too. All in all I love what they’re doing with the character and how they’re building him up!

Anonymous said...

Get yourself someone who looks at you like Jake Gyllenhaal looks at Tom

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...

ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 2h 2 hours ago
For those interested in how Far From Home's marketing strategy was a wee bit different from most movies, Narnia felt it would be educational to take a look. This is a very long read, 3 parts in fact.

ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 2h 2 hours ago
Part 1 of 3 of our series on the marketing of a bromance. https://narniadispatches.blogspot.com/2019/07/narnia-said-it-would-be-so-jake_10.html

ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 2h 2 hours ago
Part 3 of 3 on our admitted controversial series on the marketing of a film and selling of a faux romantic "bromance". Sorry, folks, if this bursts any bubbles. https://narniadispatches.blogspot.com/2019/07/narnia-said-it-would-be-so-jake_59.html

ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 2h 2 hours ago
And the WME/Endeavor interns are snapping, downloading and probably going to do some deleting in the near future. This is what they do with our links and screenshots.

ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 2h 2 hours ago
I think some fans of Jake's will be quite surprised at the length to which some of that nonsense was taken. For old-timers, yeah, even some of them will be surprised and nauseated.

Anonymous said...

series on the marketing of a film and selling of a faux romantic "bromance"

Pee Gee doesn't understand what word bromance means.

LOL said...

Me getting angry when people refuse to admit Jake Gyllenhaal is the sexiest man on the planet

coming soon said...

You heard what they said: it's "a production that should not be missed!"
#SeaWallALife is on Broadway in 16 days! Get your tickets at seawallalife.com

Liam Payne (1D) wants everyone to see his naked butt, Pee Gee claims this never happened said...

ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 8h 8 hours ago
I think Sony Syco is jacking around with Liam’s account. That picture of him looks like a composite.

ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 8h 8 hours ago
Look at “his thigh”. Liam’s legs are not that huge.

ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 8h 8 hours ago
The fact that the Sun has now gone after Liam with their trash article tells me this was probably done to embarrass and try to bring him down. I’m sorry, Liam.

pee gee is crazy, delusional and disgusting said...

prairiegirl said...
And didn't mention it, but you know, Big Sis Maggie was not exempt from the nonsense. On her twitter activity came this long-a** story about some Brooklyn/Park Slope nursery/day school something or other that involved chatter about how "snobby" Maggie was, her daughters, "husband" Peter, and lots of OTT gossip.

It was melodrama at its finest and was released when? Same time frame - around Jake's disappearance after the release of Far From Home. Same exact time frame, over saturating her social media search. So again, just distraction, like the dog story.

And if Austin can pretend to be in Mexico while his parent was in her last days, then pretending a dog passed away is certainly not going to be any big deal for his social media person. Chumley couldn't disclose what happened with her dog and both her & Austin had to include pictures of their bearding. In her case, she included a picture of Austin in his boxer briefs in what is surely supposed to be her bedroom. #eyeroll

This is how you know it's all nonsense. Pretty tasteless. But not surprising. Not with Austin.

Wednesday, July 10, 2019 at 2:34:00 PM CDT

Mary Fajita Clitface said...

Shut up!

Anonymous said...

around Jake's disappearance after the release of Far From Home ... So again, just distraction, like the dog story.

Prairiegirl, you fucking moron, LOL

baby Austin said...

Austin Nichols 1 hour ago
Hey @tomholland2013 Can I be Spider Man when I grow up? @spidermanmovie @marvelstudios

^^^ said...

hassieharrison: HOLY CUTENESS!!!

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Chop chop! said...

Austin Nichols: This little creature came into my life two years ago and left tiny little paw prints on my heart. Those have turned into dinosaur footprints. She belonged to @hassieharrison . But she always gave the mornings to me. She woke me up. She begged me for breakfast. She barked until I took her on a walk. And then we would sit on the stoop and soak up the morning sun. Hassie gave her so many unique nicknames. My favorites were WockyMoly. Leetle. The Missus. Grimer. Guggenheimer. Grouper. Mama. Trinket. Coconut. And Blinkers. I crumble every time I think of her scratching at my leg when I was making dinner. And that I won’t be able to feel that again. I wish you all could have seen her turn into a Track Star the second her paws touched carpeted hotel hallways. She lived for that traction. The day she left us California had its biggest earthquake in 20 years. She was an earth shaker. The unforgettable Cocomeaux.

Pee Gee,
stop melting and tell us why Jake's husband lives with Hassie.

Anonymous said...

Austin loved Cocomeaux and loves living with Hassie :)

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New York, New York said...

Austin loves traveling with Hassie and singing with Jake :)

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Anonymous said...

Poor melting Mary Fajita Clitface is really pissed off. And hates Austin, LOL

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too stupid for words said...

around Jake's disappearance after the release of Far From Home ... So again, just distraction, like the dog story.

There is no need for distraction of any kind + no one on this planet would read about Maggie and think "so Maggie can't babysit Jake's kids" or "I thought that Austin would be somewhere with his husband".

Anonymous said...

OUCH!

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Jake who? What kids? said...

PG hopes that her babbling will make Austin fans forget about Chloe and about dating Hassie since Summer 2017. During October 2017, Hassie was in Paris with Austin.

Anonymous said...

Ouch, ouch, ouch! :))

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❤❤❤❤❤ said...

Austin Nichols April 24, 2018
What a road trip. What a birthday. What a life. Thanks to this smoke show.

Austin Nichols
Bombshell. Wow. Speechless. Thanks for being my date to the @oceana SeaChange fundraiser @hassieharrison

Austin Nichols, Hassie and Cocomeaux in New York
We share a love of Whitney Houston... video courtesy of @hassieharrison. Locations provided by @ludlowhotelnyc

Austin Nichols
Happy Birthday to the greatest lady in the galaxy! You knock me out!

wrong again said...

ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 8h 8 hours ago
The fact that the Sun has now gone after Liam with their trash article tells me this was probably done to embarrass and try to bring him down. I’m sorry, Liam.


Pee Gee, how do you like Liam's ass?

Mary Fajita Clitface said...

Shut up!

Instagram said...

Jake Gyllenhaal: This isn’t just a sexy dad outfit.
It’s my favorite look from Spider-Man: FFH 👀 closer🧢 #wheresbeck

Anonymous said...

Miléna @theodonut 1 hour ago
Being a Jake Gyllenhaal stan is basically willing to take a bullet for him while at the same time constantly asking yourself in intrigued horror why he's like the way he is.

LOL

Anonymous said...

Maria saw ffh! ⧖ ⍟ @Capsiclemcu 19 hours ago
Half of stan twitter wants to marry jake gyllenhaal and the other half think he’s a serial killer
Retweet 2.6K Like 15K

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Spider-Man: Far From Home' world premiere said...

JUNE 26: Austin Nichols is seen on June 26, 2019 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by gotpap/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)

JUNE 26: Hassie Harrison is seen on June 26, 2019 in Los Angeles, California.

JUNE 26: Hassie Harrison is seen on June 26, 2019 in Los Angeles, California - red carpet.

^^^ said...

So Austin and Hassie were there for Jake, so cute, awwww :)

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Anonymous said...

Pee Gee, how do you like Liam's ass?

Well?

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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...

Piers Morgan Verified account @piersmorgan Jul 10
Erm.. put it away mate @LiamPayne, yeah? This is cringe-making.

ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 20 hours ago
Replying to @piersmorgan
The extensive history between you and Simon Cowell speaks volumes. It likely explains your trolling of the members of One Direction. Oh, except for an airport stunt which was defended. That would make sense now.

ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 19 hours ago
Morgan's trolling of Liam is one more brick in the wall that the photo was from someone else on Liam's account.

Anonymous said...

Crazy Pee Gee ignores all FACTS she doesn't like and posts brainless nonsense.

Anonymous said...

OKAY WHO DID THIS

LOL

Anonymous said...

This Tom Holland with this Jake Gyllenhaal

:)

Anonymous said...

You know the old adage: the louder the sweater, the better the show.
http://seawallalife.com #SeaWallALife #JakeGyllenhaal #TomSturridge

FFH said...

Justin Edwards @JustinRE94 4m 4 minutes ago
Spider-Man: Far From Home: 9.8/10. This movie is absolutely fantastic. Tom Holland effectively puts an end to the debate as to who truly is the best Spider-Man ever, while Jake Gyllenhaal is absolutely brilliant as Mysterio. It includes one of my favorite fight scenes of all-time.

Seamy Clarke @SeamyC 9m 9 minutes ago
Saw the new Spider-Man film today. It was ok, nothing special. Jake Gyllenhaal is one seriously handsome man though.

F @iamfaye_09 1h 1 hour ago
I miss Tom Holland and Jake Gyllenhaal's chaotic energy together. Can they just tour the world and give us god tier content?

#SpiderManFarFromHome said...

We could listen to Jake Gyllenhaal discuss his admiration for @TomHolland1996 every day.

Hudson Theatre said...

Jake Gyllenhaal: An impromptu jingle from me and #tomsturridge that just might make your ears bleed. Come see us (not to sing this) on BROADWAY in “Sea Wall SLASH A Life” Get tickets at link in bio: SeaWallALife.com

awwwwwww said...

jake gyllenhaal and tom holland really were meant to be

Anonymous said...

these pictures of jake gyllenhaal eating alone at bars and restaurants will never get old

^^^ said...

Boyfriend must work + they can't be seen together in public too often :)

Mary Fajita Clitface said...

Shut up!!

ouch, ouch, ouch! said...

Pee Gee, are you happy about Austin and Hassie attending Jake's FFH premiere in LA? :))

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