Friday, 21 December 2018

Reality vs. Fan fiction 65


>> Jake Gyllenhaal: You can’t call these ugly sweaters. Because they’re carpet. Actual. Carpet. #SeaWallALife @publictheaterny · January 7, 2019

>> Austin and Hassie in Texas
> January 7, 2019 · Austin takes great photos #AustinTX

> January 5, 2019 · Austin wants to spend more time with Hassie's family
>> January 4, 2019 · Austin, Hassie and Cococmo in Austin, TX >> 'The Guilty' / 'Den skyldige' public screening with Gustav Möller and Jake Gyllenhaal in New York on January 3, 2019 · fan photos · reception and Q&A photos

>> Happy New Year!

>> Jake Gyllenhaal poses for paparazzi with new "girlfriend" aka beard Jeanne Cadieu · December 27, 2018 · more IHJ photos

>> Merry Christmas!

> Jake Gyllenhaal in New York on December 25, 2018 #ThePoloBar #Christmas · Instagram source

> Austin Nichols posted on Instagram: Happy Holidays. Play it loud... · December 25, 2018

> Austin spent Christmas in Texas with sister and her family · source >> Jake Gyllenhaal in New York · December 24, 2018 · more photos

>> Austin & Hassie > Hassie Harrison: How we start all our games of Marco Polo? · December 23, 2018

>> Jake Gyllenhaal at the Museum of Jewish Heritage - 'Fiddler on the Roof' backstage · December 22, 2018

>> Austin Nichols follows Jake on Instagram

>> Jake, Ryan and Hugh
> Ryan R: These fucking assholes said it was a sweater party. 🎄
· Jake Gyllenhaal, Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman in New York City on December 20, 2018

> Jake's Instagram story posted on December 21, 2018

>> Austin Nichols and Hassie Harrison leaving NYC
> No time for Jake's birthday: Love you so Matcha · Don't Cry For Me Argentina · December 18, 2018 #Tuesday

>> Reminder: Austin and Hassie singing with Jake

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jessica said...

jeane and jake are doing a romantic trip in Paris

Anonymous said...

Business trip.
Jake went to Paris for paparazzi photos in order to sell serious relationship.
He's back in New York.

Anonymous said...

They were shopping in Paris for matching dildos

jessica said...


the two gave followers in the same the Assistante Personnelle d'Antoine Piège

Anonymous said...

Hi Jessica, are you saying that they both follow Antoine Piege's personal assistant? Why is that significant?

jessica said...

I just found it coincidence that they are passing the fair together

Anonymous said...

Plain Jane knows someone from Jake's professional or friends circle, that's how she got the job. I bet she's paid only in publicity, like Alyssa Miller.

instagram videos from yesterday said...

Austin loves skinny-dipping with Hassie
Day in nature for Austin, Hassie and Cocomo

Anonymous said...

looks like Texas

Mary Fajita Clitface said...

Shut up! Austin is in LA with Jake and kids!

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Anonymous said...

AUSTIN NICHOLS Verified account @AustinNichols 19h 19 hours ago
“Let Frustration Fuel Inspiration”
- Sonia Boyce

jessica said...

alyssa miller is so pretty I think you were jealous of her with jake
because I do not see jealous comments from jeane as in the time of alyssa

Anonymous said...

There are no jealous comments, you're projecting.

Hilarie Burton said...

Families for Astor presents The Highwayman by Alfred Noyes
read by Andrew Lincoln, Michelle Hurd, Austin Nichols, Willie Garson, Chad Michael Murray, Robert Buckley, Martin Starr, Jeremy Sisto, Clayne Crawford, Bryan Greenberg, Keesha Sharp, Kevin Rahm, Tim Dekay, Garret Dillahunt, Bethany Joy Lenz, Norman Reedus, and Kelly Lynch.
youtube.com/watch?v=FGlBULUWL1k

Kiki said...

Is Jeanne wearing Jake's necklace in her last post ? The thickest one. I've heard it's a NY jewish's jewel. They all wear it.

Alyssa said...

Could be, Jake is too cheap to spend money on beards.

Anonymous said...

His is different and longer... They're not the same

Anonymous said...

Vivi @5alentine 12h 12 hours ago
is Jake Gyllenhaal gay?

duh! said...

Why is trolly melting? :)
Because trolly is always wrong and can only post retarded crap?


Trolly is always wrong = there's always a reason to melt.

jessica said...

There are rumors Jake started seeing the model while she was still with her BF,Is she cheated her boyfriend with jake? Jake had already courted alyssa miller when she still lived with her boyfriend

Anonymous said...

Jeanne Cadieu is a beard = no cheating with Jake.
And there are no such rumors, just silly fiction by twitter.com/CouplesLife3 in attempt to get followers.

jessica said...

i think not who jake is gay i only think who he is a womanizer but however he could have found a more beautiful girlfriend jeane is quite plain

Anonymous said...

Jeanne was convenient, her looks don't matter to anyone except her modeling agency (if she has one).

awwwwwwwwww said...

AUSTIN NICHOLS Verified account @AustinNichols 2h 2 hours ago
@elonmusk could you and @boringcompany please build a tunnel from Austin to Dallas? Have shovel. Will help.

Hassie's family lives in Dallas.

Anonymous said...

Josh @JPhighlyfe
Little bro doesnt like J. Gyllenhaal because he was in BBM.. had to crush his dreams and show him his favorite joker (r.i.p.) was Jake's partner. Gotta evolve some day little bro were all equal.

What's the most unlikely place you've seen a celebrity? said...

Hyperstation Jr. @HyperstationJr 12h 12 hours ago
Waited on line at @LaColombeCoffee for like 15 mins, and noticed the guy in front of me ordered the same drink I did. While waiting for my order, he was talking to staff all hush hush… turns out I didn't notice I was standing next to Jake Gyllenhaal for like 20 mins.

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ouch! said...

clit said...
Doesn't your face resemble a clit?


Retarded troll is retarded, LOL

Jan 5, Saturday said...

Austin and Hassie - lunch at Café No Sé, Austin, TX

Anonymous said...

Watching City Slickers with the boys. Always forget about baby Jake Gyllenhaal

Manhattan, NY said...

iAmOther @ultrafine__ 5h 5 hours ago
I just saw Jake Gyllenhaal walk his dog in front of Dorados wow I am officially a New Yorker

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Karma said...

prairiegirl, no one reads your shitfest blog and no comments your shitfest fiction.

Ricky Martin said...

they all believe Jack is straight

So? That makes Jake straight? Proves that he's not gay?

Anonymous said...

Oh boy, someone is desperate for Jake to be straight, LOL :))

Anonymous said...

Ruben @disco_cheese 18m 18 minutes ago
Who wants to bet that it was Tom Holland that got Jake Gyllenhaal into instagram last month?

Anonymous said...

It’s 5am and I just had an hour long debate on why Jake Gyllenhaal is in the top 5 best actors in the past decade. Today is going to be a verrry long day.

Anonymous said...

Hi guys, are there any new pics of Jake with Jeanne?

Anonymous said...

Nope.

Broadway said...

jake gyllenhaal 1 hour ago
You can’t call these ugly sweaters. Because they’re carpet. Actual. Carpet.
#SeaWallALife @publictheaterny

Liked by austinnichols and 148,828 others

Texas said...

hassie harrison 3 hours ago
2019, I like you already.

Liked by austinnichols and 538 others

^^ photo by Austin said...

pjflueger: 😯. Where is this magical land?
hassieharrison: @pjflueger Austin!! You gotta come play with us here!!

Anonymous said...

Leon Thomas @renegadecut 2h 2 hours ago
There is a movie debuting next month on Netflix called VELVET BUZZSAW. It's directed by Dan Gilroy of Nightcrawler, stars Jake Gyllenhaal, Rene Russo and John Malkovich, and I have no idea what it's about. I refuse to even look up a synopsis. The title, director and cast sold me.

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Anonymous said...

Why is 'Jake must be straight' troll melting?
After 4 years of being single Jake has a "girlfriend" so he/she should celebrate. Sort of, LOL

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Anonymous said...

Even 'Jake must be straight' troll doesn't like Jeanne.

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...

Jake Gyllenhaal ‘super smiley’ with model Jeanne Cadieu
Page Six, January 7, 2019

Jake Gyllenhaal can’t stop smiling around French model Jeanne Cadieu. The “Spider-Man: Far from Home” actor was spotted grabbing dinner to go with his rumored new girlfriend at Sweetgreen in Bryant Park on Monday evening, a spy told Page Six.

“He was super smiley. Like so happy,” said the source. We’re told the pair couldn’t stop giggling and were “definitely happy to be near each other.”

Gyllenhaal, 38, and Cadieu, 22, tried to go unnoticed as they placed their orders – with both dressed in black and Gyllenhaal wearing a ski cap – but to no avail. “[Gylenhaal] wasn’t making eye contact with anyone but his girlfriend and the people behind the [Sweetgreen] counter,” said the source. “No one bothered him” but the workers “freaked out once he left and then people on the street were talking about it.” “They bounced ASAP,” added the spy. Whispers of the duo’s relationship began in late December after they were spotted taking a stroll in Paris together.

Anonymous said...

Sure.

kiki said...

I don't trust page 6

Anonymous said...

Page Six is entertainment page, not news page.

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Anonymous said...

Lee McAuliffe Rambo @LeeMcARambo 4h 4 hours ago
Have you seen The Kindergarten Teacher on Netflix? It's a marvelous, disturbing exploration of a number of themes that fascinate me: creativity and the mundane, children and parents, idealism and manipulation. And, boy, can Maggie Gyllenhaal act!

Anonymous said...

zach @zachdoesmovies 19m 19 minutes ago
Just a reminder that Jake Gyllenhaal, Rene Russo and Dan Gilroy have a new film coming out this year and it’s going to be the greatest thing ever put to screen.

What’s your most anticipated film of 2019? said...

Devious_99 @Devious_99 4h 4 hours ago
Easily Velvet Buzzsaw, the supernatural and darkly comedic thriller from Dan Gilroy starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Zawe Ashton and Rene Russo alongside an incredible ensemble. It's gonna be weird and I can't wait. I mean that picture should be enough to get hyped, huh? twitter.com/Devious_99/status/1082851619937701890

Anonymous said...

me watching any film starring jake gyllenhaal

LOL

Movie Star And The Thirsty Girl said...

[Blind Gossip] You may recall that this movie star participated in a super high-profile dating arrangement with a younger female singer a few years back.

After the snickers that relationship generated, he has been decidedly more low key about his arrangements. The last girlfriend was about five years ago, and his most recent rumored date was two or three years ago.

Time to crank up that dating rumor mill again!

No, he is never, ever getting back together with the singer, so you can eliminated her from your list.

The new girl is interesting. She is young, beautiful, and not very famous… but she is very, very thirsty!

She’s posting photos of herself engaging in the same activities as the actor, hoping you’ll put together that they were in the same place at the same time. She’s also wearing HIS clothes in some very modely shots, hoping you’ll assume that he left them at her place after spending the night.

Like we said… thirsty!


SOLVED!
Actor: Jake Gyllenhaal

Singer: Taylor Swift

New Girl: Jeanne Cadieu

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Anonymous said...

She is young, beautiful, and not very famous…

Let me correct that for you: "She is young, okay looking, and completely unknown …".

Anonymous said...
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Anonymous said...

but she is very, very thirsty!

DUH, we know! But posting pathetic photos is better job than prostitution.

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Anonymous said...

14 year old me to jake gyllenhaal after watching donnie darko for the first time

LOL said...

ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 1h 1 hour ago
Going to try to put up a short update post on ol’ Tooth tonight. To buy M&M and me time while we work on our War and Peace post. I don’t know that folks will even have the patience to wade thru it all, but it’ll be great for archive purposes.

ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 1h 1 hour ago
This multi-series post needs to go up and we are bound and determined to get it up. But there is much involved and that just takes time when you work FT and there’s football!!

^^^ said...

Mega shitfest coming soon ....

Anonymous said...

prairiegirl's blog archive

Anonymous said...

So true #LOL #OUCH #OUCH

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