Friday 21 December 2018

Reality vs. Fan fiction 65


>> Jake Gyllenhaal: You can’t call these ugly sweaters. Because they’re carpet. Actual. Carpet. #SeaWallALife @publictheaterny · January 7, 2019

>> Austin and Hassie in Texas
> January 7, 2019 · Austin takes great photos #AustinTX

> January 5, 2019 · Austin wants to spend more time with Hassie's family
>> January 4, 2019 · Austin, Hassie and Cococmo in Austin, TX >> 'The Guilty' / 'Den skyldige' public screening with Gustav Möller and Jake Gyllenhaal in New York on January 3, 2019 · fan photos · reception and Q&A photos

>> Happy New Year!

>> Jake Gyllenhaal poses for paparazzi with new "girlfriend" aka beard Jeanne Cadieu · December 27, 2018 · more IHJ photos

>> Merry Christmas!

> Jake Gyllenhaal in New York on December 25, 2018 #ThePoloBar #Christmas · Instagram source

> Austin Nichols posted on Instagram: Happy Holidays. Play it loud... · December 25, 2018

> Austin spent Christmas in Texas with sister and her family · source >> Jake Gyllenhaal in New York · December 24, 2018 · more photos

>> Austin & Hassie > Hassie Harrison: How we start all our games of Marco Polo? · December 23, 2018

>> Jake Gyllenhaal at the Museum of Jewish Heritage - 'Fiddler on the Roof' backstage · December 22, 2018

>> Austin Nichols follows Jake on Instagram

>> Jake, Ryan and Hugh
> Ryan R: These fucking assholes said it was a sweater party. 🎄
· Jake Gyllenhaal, Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman in New York City on December 20, 2018

> Jake's Instagram story posted on December 21, 2018

>> Austin Nichols and Hassie Harrison leaving NYC
> No time for Jake's birthday: Love you so Matcha · Don't Cry For Me Argentina · December 18, 2018 #Tuesday

>> Reminder: Austin and Hassie singing with Jake

270 comments:

  1. DrNoisy [TeEm] @TheDrNoisy 2m 2 minutes ago
    @VancityReynolds, movie idea. Jake Gyllenhaal, @RealHughJackman, and yourself. Brothers... Something something something jokes... Look, just do a movie together 😂

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  2. dailymail.co.uk

    Jake Gyllenhaal is off the market again, with the actor confirmed to be dating French model Jeanne Cadieu. While there is a 16-year age difference between the 38 year old actor and the 22 year old model, their relationship is progressing quickly.

    'Jeanne is very mature for her age. She's quirky, smart and loves history, reading; she's a really great and well-rounded person,' said an US Weekly source. 'She and Jake really took things slow, but are now pretty serious,' the source added.

    Both the actor and model are still trying to keep their relationship a secret, with neither of them following each other on social media, which Gyllenhaal is still very new to.

    While they've been trying to keep things under wraps, both Gyllenhaal and Cadieu have been spotted together over the past few months. The couple were spotted in London this past July, and then in Greece a month later in August.

    Cadieu also posted a rather cryptic quote from Paris, along with a shot of the Eiffel Tower, 'My own brokenness. my broken was attracted to your broken, maybe that’s why I allowed you to break me.'

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  3. Innocent until proven guilty. Still don't believe that Jake will beard with that woman.

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  4. Beautiful sentence anyway. But it's not on her insta anymore. Do someone has it ?

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  5. Said an US Weekly source = it was made up like the rest of the article.

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  7. reminder: no one thinks that Jake and Austin are a coupleDecember 22, 2018 8:30 am

    jakeovereverything 6 days ago
    Jake’s Christmas party last night (🎥 @hassieharrison) [12.14.18.]


    4,284 views, 201 likes
    ZERO 'Jake and Austin' comments.

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  8. Mary Fajita ClitfaceDecember 22, 2018 8:53 am

    Shut up!

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  10. prairiegirl is posting and tweeting, but still nothing about Austin, Hassie and Jake in NYC.

    PG and MM have made a pact not to publicly acknowledge or discuss Austin's presence at Jake's party last weekend. The reason for this is because they believe they are being trolled by Jake's Management so they are maintaining radio silence on the subject. Of course they have seen the videos and have discussed them ad nauseam over the past few days. Oh and lastly, they are definitely reading posts here and dissecting them.


    prairiegirl still pretending that Austin, Hassie and Jake never happened. #ouch

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  12. Will Jake start selling something?

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  13. Does anyone know how old Hassie is? I can't seem to find it online.

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  15. IIRC someone said that Hassie is 28.

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  16. Too bad Austin and Hassie didn't stay in New York for Jake's birthday.

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  17. And BT No 2058's birthday!

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  18. Ryan Reynolds got a taste of his own medicine at a recent holiday party he attended with fellow actors Jake Gyllenhaal and Hugh Jackman.

    The “Deadpool” star was the subject of an epic prank, carried out by Gyllenhaal and Jackman. The two actors apparently told Reynolds ahead of the festive gathering that it was a Christmas sweater party, prompting Reynolds to arrive in a red and green sweater that featured a giant gold bow.

    The actor then took to Instagram with a picture that shows him looking unamused as Gyllenhaal gives a “thumbs up” and Jackman flashes a toothy grin.

    “These f****** a**holes said it was a sweater party,” he wrote.
    As of Saturday morning, the post had more than 7 million likes and had garnered more than 100,000 comments.

    Reynolds and Jackman, who starred together in the 2009 movie, "X-Men Origins: Wolverine", regularly make it a habit to rib one another on social media. The latest prank came after Reynolds released a mock political ad in November about Jackman’s recent movie “The Greatest Showman.”

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  19. Nice to have friends in high places.

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  20. Awwwwww, Jake is so sweet - loved the backstage pics. :)

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  21. On Jake's birthday Hassie posted videos from her Texas home.

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  24. Yes Pee Gee, bad Hassie keeps reminding you that Austin loves her and you keep melting :)

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  25. ...
    Gyllenhaal revealed that Mysterio is recruited by Samuel L. Jackson’s Nick Fury because he knows more about the Elementals than anyone else: “Well there are these threats to the world, the Elemental creatures, and Mysterio is someone who knows abut them and who wants to make sure that the world is safe from them, and Nick Fury asks him to come on and help because he’s the only one who really understands them in a way. And he teams up with the Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man and unfortunately he has to make him become more than just a Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man.”

    Curious. Very curious. Obviously since Mysterio is a classic Spider-Man villain there’s the possibility that there’s more going on here and Mysterio eventually turns on Holland’s Peter Parker, but for now it appears the official plot has them teaming up.

    We’ll no doubt learn more about Spider-Man: Far from Home when Sony finally releases that trailer online, but for now you can check out the full CCXP interview with Holland, Gyllenhaal, and Batalon below.

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  29. Why would she melt about that? She thinks Austin has 7 kids already.

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  30. 1. Reminder that Austin lives with his girlfriend.
    2. Because Austin denies his "real" kids while happy to be seen with other people's babies.

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  31. Bad, bad Austin! #OUCH

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  32. Do Austin and Hassie live together in LA?

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  33. It was a genuine question. I haven't been following for long. I don't know whether you are being sarcastic or not. She seems super immature.

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  34. Not sarcastic. Austin was with Chloe for 4 years. Hassie and Austin are together since Summer 2017 ('The Iron Orchard' filming). She's also from Texas, loves dogs and is very pretty - not all bad.

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  35. She's too old to be bearding, don't you think?

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  36. There is no reason to believe that Austin is gay and bearding.
    Austin had sex with 17 years young female fan.
    He doesn't care about publicity so bearding for years and bearding all the time doesn't make sense.

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  37. Thanks for getting back to me. At least she's not a child like Jake's girl.

    Do you think Jake and her are actually serious like the article said? It just seems so gross.

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  38. And how do you know he had sex with a 17 year old fan?

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  40. "Jake's girl" spent months trying to get publicity as Jake's girlfriend by sending tweets to every gossip site under the Sun and posting on GyllenBabble and here. She succeeded with Us Weekly. It is possible that Jake will beard with her after all - he was stupid enough to do that with Taylor Swift.

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  41. And how do you know he had sex with a 17 year old fan?

    Austin and Sarah didn't bother to hide it.
    They arranged meeting in his Texas house, exchanging video messages via mobile.
    Sarah posted photos with Austin and her friend on Twitter.

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  43. Austin and Sarah's hot weekendDecember 24, 2018 10:50 am

    Sar Gordon @SarahEGordonn · 10h
    I have a few times and you never reply!! Sarahegordonn@gmail.com 😘 your turn @AUS10NICHOLS

    Sar Gordon @SarahEGordonn · 9h
    austin nicholas just gave me his phone number and im scared to text it because what if its not him but what if it is i need someone to help

    Sar Gordon @SarahEGordonn · 9h
    @jrmcauley_ we've been dm'ing for the past year then he gave me his number and ya...

    WFT2 comments from August 2014

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  44. Mary Fajita ClitfaceDecember 24, 2018 1:08 pm

    Shut up!

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  45. magic_trooper December 12
    Yep I can now mark this off my bucket list. The one and only @jakegyllenhaal #donniedarko walked into my job today. He was very cool and down to earth guy. #darko #jackgyllenhaal #southpaw #frankthebunny #spiderman #mysterio #tattoo #nyc #newyork #manhattan #soho #btoadway #movie #bucketlist #almostpeedmypants #funsocks www.instagram.com/p/BrTX7AAgCM1

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  46. Merry Christmas / Happy Holidays!

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  47. Have you guys checked out @CouplesLife3 on Twitter? They are killing me jajsjahahab

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  48. Couples Life @CouplesLife3
    Celebrity couples - Please submit stories or photographs of celebrities you want to see.
    Joined December 2018

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  49. Awwww, such nice holiday greetings! Anthony Hopkins' cat was awesome, and Austin is adorable.

    Happy happy everyone!

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  50. Anthony and his cat are adorable. Austin isn't bad, either.

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  51. ^^Love him. Been watching The Prestige on HBO.

    Sorry! Anthony Hopkins and his cat are adorable. :)

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  52. Sir Philip Anthony HopkinsDecember 26, 2018 9:40 am

    That's better!

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  53. Page Six December 24, 2018

    Jake Gyllenhaal was seen dining with a buddy at Italian-American hotspot Don Angie in the West Village late Friday night, a spy told Page Six. “They were having an intimate conversation,” the source told us. The pair was dining at a corner table in the dimly-lit restaurant.

    Don Angie, which is known for its “lasagna for two” dish, is run by married chefs Scott Tacinelli and Angie Rito. Gyllenhaal, 38, kicked off his holiday festivities last week by pranking pal Ryan Reynolds.

    According to an Instagram post, the “Spider-Man: Far from Home” actor and Hugh Jackman told Reynolds their holiday party was an ugly sweater party. Reynolds was the only one to show up in a silly get-up, but the internet agreed he still looked good.

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  54. dining with a buddy
    having an intimate conversation
    lasagna for two


    Jake and boyfriend?

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  55. 𝖏 𝖔 𝖗 𝖌 𝖊 @jgomez89 2h 2 hours ago
    omg a Jake Gyllenhaal horror comedy thriller premiering on Netflix a month into the new year? wow 2019 is already #blessed

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  58. emma ♡ @hcncymoonavenue 7h 7 hours ago
    so you’re telling me rachel mcadams and jake gyllenhaal never dated? i thought they were married uhhh

    LOL

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  59. Are you sure? Austin? LOL

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  61. Relax. If Jake decided to hire another beard he'll provide pictures.

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  62. Instagram and "girlfriend" for Marvel Comics.
    Everybody has a price.

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  63. Oh Jake, this is so pathetic.

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  64. Gyllenhaal and Cadieu have been spotted together over the past few months. The couple were spotted in London this past July, and then in Greece a month later in August

    Now we know what it was about: 6 months of bearding without bearding.

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  66. My guess is that Jeanne Cadieu is trying to get publicity by posting on Twitter and Jake blogs. This Twitter account posts and deletes tweets when sites like @TMZ ignore her: https://twitter.com/SarahJo59674860
    October 17, 2018 3:07 am

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    Sarah Jones @SarahJo59674860 Joined September 2018
    Twitter account tweets ONLY about Jake dating Jeanne. LOL!!
    October 17, 2018 3:26 am

    Anonymous said...
    And it was Jeanne who posted about girl next to Jake being Jeanne!
    Because no one else would ever know her name:
    - she is unknown
    - she's plain looking
    - she has only 6,200 Instagram followers.
    October 17, 2018 4:41 am

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  67. Anonymous said...
    I do wonder who posted her name on the gyllenbabble blog in the first place. It was a really matter of fact post too. I doubt that anyone who frequents that blog would have had any idea who she was.

    It had to come from outside the normal Jake fandom because no one would have recognised her from her modelling. Back then she had more like 5,000 followers too.
    October 17, 2018 4:58 am

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  68. Is this the beard pictured with Jake in August 2017?

    August 10 - Out With Friends In New York City

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  69. Blurry photos but that doesn't look like Plain Jane.

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  71. Zhe is plain Wayne, not plain Jane

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  72. Jake G checks Urban dictionaryDecember 28, 2018 11:06 am

    "Wayne: Best known for his amazing heart and large cock." * sigh *

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  74. I thought that the Pussy Posse was a closed, Founding Members only type of club, but it looks like they are seeking new members. The good news for Jake Gyllenhaal is that his temporary card has arrived just in time for Christmas! Jake has finally met the final – most important- criteria in securing his place on next year’s Ibiza PP yacht trip. It’s been reported that 38-year-old Jake has been dating 22-year-old model Jeanne Cadieu since June. Slow claps from the Poop Deck from Leo DiCaprio and his main-man boo Lukas Haas, as Jake wipes a tear from his eye and slowly steps aboard the S.S. Under 25-Year-Old Chicks Only. Today is a beautiful day for the May-December romance.

    Jake’s new beard boo Jeanne is a model with zero IMDB credits who enjoys frolicking topless under trickles of water. Us Weekly‘s got the chisme on Jake and Jeanne via their resident Mrs. Kravitz, AKA “a source”:

    “Jeanne is very mature for her age. She’s quirky, smart and loves history, reading; she’s a really great and well-rounded person. She and Jake really took things slow, but are now pretty serious.” The Spider-Man: Far From Home actor, 38, and Cadieu, 22, are doing their best to keep their relationship under wraps. Neither of them follow each other on social media, despite Gyllenhaal joining Instagram on December 5.

    “A source” is a bit too quick to point out how “mature” Jeanne is. There is nothing about how many cats Jeanne has, if she loves to crochet toilet paper covers, how many kids she yells at a day, or how many medications she is on, so how are we supposed to know how mature she really is? They have us believing that the fact that she likes to “read” makes her mature. Sadly, that’s a fair point.

    This also explains why Jake suddenly started an Instagram page! I knew there was something fishy about that, but it makes perfect sense now. All the kids are doing it, and Jake needs to stay cool to his new young girlfriends and her friends. Well played, Jake. It’s much cheaper than buying a new convertible or set of Gary Busey chompers.

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  75. This is all about Marvel.

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  77. If it was all about Marvel wouldn't they pick someone closer in age to Jake? There's so many eye rolls at the age difference.

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  78. Remember, he "dated" Taylor Swift when she was 19. He doesn't seem to know how to effectively beard, probably because he can't really commit to it (which makes all the "boyfriend at home" stories more credible).

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  80. There is no love in Jake and Jeanne photos. I am the only one unable to see it ? It's supposed to be 6 months andn they don't show tenderness. Maybe they saw the photograph. We need him to take off his sunglasses.

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  81. Because Jake and Jeanne are just posing for photos, faking relationship.
    You know that some gay celebrities fake their relationships?
    Ricky Martin with his longtime beard, for example.

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  83. Poor prairiegirl has nothing to say about Jake's "girlfriend", or 8 kids, or husband. She's still working on 'Austin and Hassie were with Jake in public because ...' fiction. Writer's block? LOL

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  86. Datalounge comments: Jake Gyllenhaal Thinks It's Too Soon for Taylor Swift to See Him Naked
    "I wasn't sure if he (Jake) was gay or not until now. Come on. Do they really think we will believe this shit? Taylor Swift behaves and looks like a 15 year old girl. I cannot even believe that he would go along with this. It makes him look stupid."

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  88. 85 min | In Danish with English subtitles

    Director Gustav Möller and actor Jake Gyllenhaal join us for a screening of this pulsating Danish crime thriller, shortlisted for the 2019 Oscars for Best Foreign Language Film. Following the screening, Möller and Gyllenhaal will hold a discussion and a Q&A about the film.
    Thu, January 3, 2019
    7:00 PM – 8:30 PM EST
    Tickets $11.49 – $15.69

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  89. The Guilty is now scheduled to have an American remake, starring Jake Gyllenhaal in the lead role.

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  91. Maybe they saw the photograph.

    Awwwwwwwww, you are so naive :)
    Jake's PR arranged the photographer to be there and take photos.
    You don't travel from New York to France to get few crappy photos by fans, you use professional photographer with good equipment for "Jake goes public with new girlfriend" story and provide quality photos for magazines / web sites.

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  92. Reminder that celebrities use paparazzi to get publicity / $$$$$ and sell what they want to sell.

    German newspaper, Sueddeutsche, (NO TABLOID!) has an interview with a German Paparazzo, Hans Paul, from Friday and he has confirmed what we FFers have said since years:
    'Angelina Jolie understands how the game works' / 'How Jolie navigates the photographers'

    Here are the links:
    sueddeutsche.de/panorama/promis-und-paparazzi-angelina-jolie-hat-verstanden-wie-das-spiel-funktioniert-1.1901627
    sueddeutsche.de/panorama/promis-und-paparazzi-angelina-jolie-hat-verstanden-wie-das-spiel-funktioniert-1.1901627-2

    A:.... Some celebrities make it easy for us.

    Q: Who for example?

    A: Angelina Jolie. She has her security guys and they call us every 2 - 3 weeks to let us know where she will be and where we can make pictures of her. Afterwards we leave her alone for the rest of the time. She has understood how the game works.

    (Earlier in the interview the paparazzi has confirmed that the papz (and celebs) only earn BIG money through 'exklusiv' photo ops.... red carpet / official photocall photographers sell their pics for lousy 30-50 Dollars.)

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  93. It doesn't means that she's a beard or that he's not in a real relationship with her.

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  94. maybe they did like angelina and they exchanged to live peacefully. but angelina has so much success than he does.

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  95. It doesn't means that she's a beard or that he's not in a real relationship with her.

    It does. Just like fakery with Taylor Swift, for example. So obvious if you pay attention.

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  96. maybe they did like angelina and they exchanged to live peacefully.

    Peacefully?!? No one would give shit and bother Jake because he's out with Plain Jane.

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  97. Some people are sure that Jake is gayDecember 30, 2018 11:50 am

    Casual Beards from OCTOBER 11, 2016
    [Blind Gossip] A few years ago, this leading film actor felt compelled to have a famous beard to trot out in public. There were formal contracts and appearance schedules and scheduled paparazzi to ensure that he looked like he was in a serious relationship with a woman. It was very stressful for him. He hasn’t done the beard contract thing in a couple of years. Now he just makes sure that he is seen on a “date” every once in a blue moon with a work colleague. The women don’t even have to be single. Just young and attractive enough to stir up the chatter about a possible romance. This casual approach is much less stressful for him.

    Comments:
    Jake Gyllenhaal has also previously “dated” Reese Witherspoon and Kirsten Dunst. The way this blind is written makes me think that this is someone who’s only done it once. Tom Cruise has done it so many timesI’ve lost count. So… I’m gonna go with Taylor Lautner given that the picture is of TAYLOR Swift…

    Jake Gyllenhaal Just come out already for heavens sake~ it’s almost 2020!
    ...
    blindgossip.com/casual-beards

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  100. you cannot fool all the people all the timeDecember 30, 2018 1:40 pm

    Aubergine Skye says
    October 11, 2016 at 2:07 pm
    This sounds like it could be Jake Gyllenhaal… I don’t want it to be Jake Gyllenhaal, but it sounds like it could be Jake Gyllenhaal. He was just spotted with a woman in London. The DM reported it was his new girlfriend, but she was wearing a wedding ring.

    Also, the picture – Taylor Swift with a beard. Taylor was his last public girlfriend / fauxmance.

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  102. 2016? I was Jake's last public girlfriend / fauxmance. Forgetful bitch!

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  104. Melissa Hightower @oldcaligirl 3h 3 hours ago
    Why this movie isn’t more popular, I don’t know. It’s very intense, well done and has Ryan Reynolds and Jake Gyllenhaal. #Space #Alien #Life #Mars #Relentless #NoHappyEnding #LifeFindsAWay 👽

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  106. Poor prairiegirl has nothing to say about Jake's "girlfriend", or 8 kids, or husband. She's still working on 'Austin and Hassie were with Jake in public because ...' fiction.

    CHOP-CHOP!

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  108. prairiegirl said...
    Do you like my new post on GB? I troll there all there time!


    No surprise there.

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  109. Brian Lastovica @bmlast
    A reminder as we dive into New Year's resolutions:
    Don't listen to what anybody says except the people who encourage you. If it's what you want to do and it's within yourself, then keep going and try to do it for the rest of your life.
    Jake Gyllenhaal

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  110. Datalounge comments:
    I love how Page Six says he was having dinner with a buddy and says they were having an "intimate conversation" and lets us all know it was a place known as "dinner for two".

    [R65], the Page Six post at [R60] is pretty obvious that the press is still teasing about Jake's mystery gender neutral dinner partner at a place known for couples (dinner for two).
    Fuck you and your homophobic gossipy gay shit.

    [R60] & [R84]. Actually, the place is known for its “lasagna for two”. And yes, Page Six is blatantly teasing him. He was on a date with a guy.

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  111. Mary Fajita ClitfaceDecember 31, 2018 6:11 pm

    Shut up!

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  113. I remember 2018 like it was yesterday ... Happy new year! 🎉

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  114. Poor prairiegirl has nothing to say about Jake's "girlfriend", or 8 kids, or husband. She's still working on 'Austin and Hassie were with Jake in public because ...' fiction.

    LOL :)

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  116. Pee Gee, quit trolling and start writing. Chop chop!

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  117. ...
    It will be interesting to see how Mysterio’s costume is translated on the big screen. While Vulture got a more realistic look, pairing a set of robotic wings with a fur-collared bomber jacket, Mysterio’s look in the comics is highly theatrical, iconic, and also a little absurd. He’s often clad in a long purple cloak, a green-checkered bodysuit, and a helmet that no one can see into. It seems likely that Mysterio’s look will get an upgrade in the “Homecoming” sequel to make him look less cartoonish, but, much like Spider-Man, Mysterio’s costume is also vital to his abilities.

    Mysterio often uses chemicals and gases to create smokescreens, and his helmet protects him from the effects. He is able to create a gas that dulls Spider-Man’s spidey sense, an abrasive that destroys his webbing, and hallucinogens and hypnogens that create illusions and make anyone around him susceptible to his will. His boots contain magnetic coil springs that allow him to jump and cling to surfaces similar to Spider-Man. He’s a formidable opponent to his nemesis, aided greatly by his technology and ability to create diversions.

    There’s good reason why Mysterio is one of Spider-Man most iconic villains, and one who fans are incredibly excited to see on the big screen. The casting of Gyllenhaal is an exciting one, not only because it hints at the Sinister Six finally assembling in the MCU, which is something fans have been hoping to see for a while, but also because even a cursory glance at Gyllenhaal’s recent resume proves he’s more than capable of bringing Quentin Beck to life with an unforgettable performance.

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  119. Natalie A Delightful Half-Half Situation 🎄 Fisher @nataliefisher 6h 6 hours ago
    I already know 2019 is going to be amazing because 2019 is the year we get to have Jake Gyllenhaal in the MCU.

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  120. jake gyllenhaal stan @Electric_Chapel 1m 1 minute ago
    Maybe it’s projecting but Jake Gyllenhaal and his kid in Wildlife are both gay... closeted father and gay son.

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  121. “There’s that look that they have. That look that you caught where they look at each other for what feels like an eternity. And you rarely see a man look at another man like that, without it having some sort of homoeroticism to it. the intimacy was very important” - Jake Gyllenhaal
    Jake and Riz Ahmed in The Sisters Brothers

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  124. mar loves matt murdock @spidermanloki 1h 1 hour ago
    jake gyllenhaal before marvel to me was just a famous actor, after marvel he's a king who i would sacrifice my life for

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  125. http://www.foxella.com/?s=jake+gyllenhaal

    interesting

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  126. Very amusing, thanks Kiki :)

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  127. She is one of the very few people the actor trusts 100%January 02, 2019 4:00 pm

    This closeted A list mostly movie actor who should have won an Academy Award this past year has a non-beard beard that he uses now when he is hooking up with other men.

    She is one of the very few people the actor trusts 100%.
    When he is with another guy, she is always around.

    Not participating or anything, but to make sure there are no interruptions and to make sure the other guy does not do anything or try and take photos. The added benefit our actor gets is that it looks like he is with a woman.

    Jake Gyllenhaal
    Greta Caruso

    Source: http://www.crazydaysandnights.net
    http://www.foxella.com/she-is-one-of-the-very-few-people-the-actor-trusts-100/

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  128. He didn’t leave with the girlfriendJanuary 02, 2019 4:21 pm

    This A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was out two nights ago with his boyfriend. Yes, sure his girlfriend was there too but he didn’t come in with the girlfriend she came later. He didn’t leave with the girlfriend, she left earlier. He did leave about one minute from his boyfriend though who had a car waiting right behind our actor.

    Jake Gyllenhaal, Alyssa Miller
    Source: http://www.crazydaysandnights.net
    http://www.foxella.com/he-didnt-leave-with-the-girlfriend/

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  129. Anonymous said...
    Very amusing, thanks Kiki :)

    January 02, 2019 3:18 pm

    You're welcome you forgot the one about Jeanne Cadieu, I think this is about Jeanne but I am not sure. What do you think ?

    He made them walk the same block
    This pap got a call this week to come take photos of this almost A list mostly movie actor and his “girlfriend.” Twenty minutes later he got another call to come take photos of an A list mostly movie actor and his “girlfriend.” He made them walk the same block so he would not have to travel all over to do it.

    http://www.foxella.com/he-made-them-walk-the-same-block/

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  130. mother ⚡️mercury @m0thermercury 4h 4 hours ago
    All I remember from NYE was getting wasted and telling everyone that Jake Gyllenhaal is in the new Spider-Man

    LOL

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  131. You're welcome you forgot the one about Jeanne Cadieu, I think this is about Jeanne but I am not sure.

    Nope, this one is from 2013 - when Jake "dated" Alyssa Miller.
    https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2013/08/blind-item-2_4.html
    But it's always the same - they call paparazzi to take photos or visit places with resident paparazzi.

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  132. Poor prairiegirl has nothing to say about Jake's "girlfriend", or 8 kids, or husband. She's still working on 'Austin and Hassie were with Jake in public because ...' fiction.

    CHOP-CHOP!

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  133. Just a reminder that on the 1st of February, we're getting a horror movie called Velvet Buzzsaw from the director of Nightcrawler, shot by Robert Elswit, starring Jake Gyllenhaal, John Malkovich, Rene Russo, Billy Magnussen, Toni Collette and Daveed Diggs on Netflix!

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  135. What’s behind the sudden rash of stories about how this movie star is now BFFs with this actor and having a bromance with that actor?

    He’s trying to build up his own group of guys he can make movies with, like the way Ben and Matt [Affleck and Damon] or George and Brad [Clooney and Pitt] or James and Seth [Franco and Rogen] do it.

    You know, like writing and producing and acting together with the same group on a regular basis. He’s always worked alone. Maybe he just never saw a need to be part of a group. He’s older now so making new friends doesn’t come naturally to him. That’s why he’s so awkward about it and why it all feels so forced.

    Jake Gyllenhaal
    Ryan Reynolds

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  136. jenbatinich @jenbatinich 6h 6 hours ago
    Almost got hit by a cement truck because I was too busy gawking at Jake Gyllenhaal in the back of a cab. 2019 is a bust.

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  137. S. 🌹 @SarahhLee_12 1h 1 hour ago
    Finally saw “Wildlife” and I cannot stop crying. Jake Gyllenhaal will forever be my favorite actor.

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  140. Why is trolly melting? :)

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  141. Because trolly is always wrong and can only post retarded crap?

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  143. hana @oscarwildt 2h 2 hours ago
    im not prepared for the incoming of new jake gyllenhaal stans who think his defining role is as mysterio

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  144. 𝐋𝐈𝐀. @GLOSSPHOENIX 23h 23 hours ago
    jake gyllenhaal is gonna be the white boy of the month when spiderman: ffh drops. it’s destined. we know this. and locals are gonna do him the same they did sandra bullock “the guy who was mysterio in ffh” as if they never seen or heard of donnie darko before. mark my words.
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  145. You guys are getting so light of jake a jeane's dating because?

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  146. 6 months of bearding without beardingJanuary 04, 2019 4:11 pm

    We were puzzled why someone is selling "Jake is dating Jeanne Cadieu" on Jake blogs.
    Now we know. There was a plan to sell "Jake is dating for six months" bullshit.

    Reminder:
    My guess is that Jeanne Cadieu is trying to get publicity by posting on Twitter and Jake blogs. This Twitter account posts and deletes tweets when sites like @TMZ ignore her: https://twitter.com/SarahJo59674860
    October 17, 2018 3:07 am

    Anonymous ^^^ said...
    Sarah Jones @SarahJo59674860 Joined September 2018
    Twitter account tweets ONLY about Jake dating Jeanne. LOL!!
    October 17, 2018 3:26 am

    Anonymous said...
    And it was Jeanne who posted about girl next to Jake being Jeanne!
    Because no one else would ever know her name:
    - she is unknown
    - she's plain looking
    - she has only 6,200 Instagram followers.
    October 17, 2018 4:41 am

    Anonymous said...
    I do wonder who posted her name on the gyllenbabble blog in the first place. It was a really matter of fact post too. I doubt that anyone who frequents that blog would have had any idea who she was.
    It had to come from outside the normal Jake fandom because no one would have recognised her from her modelling. Back then she had more like 5,000 followers too.
    October 17, 2018 4:58 am

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