Saturday, 7 March 2015

Reality vs. Fan fiction 3


Austin Nichols and Chloe Bennet

* Chloe Bennet @ChloeBennet4 · April 20
We sleep like an old married couple. https://instagram.com/p/1ugDaXF3zF


* April 13, Chloe Bennet & Austin Nichols take selfies with fans at After Party for 'Avengers: Age of Ultron', LA http://youtu.be/L9F2ETK0k3E?a


* April 13, on their way to 'Avengers: Age of Ultron' premiere https://instagram.com/p/1b8aCZl36R


* April 11, Chloe's early birthday party https://instagram.com/p/1W9p7Xi8EN


* Easter in Austin, TX

Chloe Bennet @ChloeBennet4 · April 4
When you wake up and find your boyfriend doing this...I think he's ready for battle. https://instagram.com/p/1DwsmBl37L

When you wake up and find your boyfriend doing this...I think he's ready for battle.

A video posted by Chloe Bennet (@chloebennet4) on



* Chloe Bennet: How do I ever even leave the bed? https://instagram.com/p/03izk_l38G


* March 24, 2015 in Los Angeles
* Chloe Bennet @ChloeBennet4: https://instagram.com/p/0nhtDkl33R


* Chloe Bennet @ChloeBennet4: My man and our lazy poodle. https://instagram.com/p/0ngFb_l3z7


* Meanwhile in New York City, Mexico and Los Angeles ...

March 15 - final 'Constellations' performance #Broadway
March 16 - Jake and Marcus Mumford in New York City
March 17 - Jake with Marcus Mumford & Carey Mulligan in NYC
March 22 - Jake and Ruth sighting in Tulum, Mexico
March 24 - Jake sighting in Tulum, Mexico + tweet about location

March 24 - another Jake sighting in Tulum, Mexico + photo


April 1 - Jake in NYC, photo 1 + photo 2

April 4 - Jake in Los Angeles (details in comments)



April 5 - Jake spending Easter in Los Angeles (details in comments)


Waiting for Toothy reminder

* Toothy Tile, Grey Goose and Baby Tile eight years ago:

March 16, 2007

Stork Stirrings

Since it's Blind Friday, thought I'd also give you the latest on Toothy Tile. Hear he's not really planning on adopting a kiddo, as I previously broke a few weeks ago. Nope. I was—gasp!—wrong.

Turns out T2, so blab our mutual amigos, plans on swirling up his love juice, right alongside his boyfriend's procreating protein, ya know, putting it in some kinda beaker or toaster, or something, and mixing it around with a donor's eggs, then putting the results into yet another donor to carry the resulting embryo.

The plan is, Boyfriend Tile will then, legally (and far, far away from pokin' press types like yours truly) be listed as papa—when, in fact, our beloved Tooth just may be the correct daddio.

Ted Casablanca


* Toothy Tile and Grey Goose eight years later:





Austin Nichols and Chloe Bennet

* Family photo, date unknown https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1052595654756726



* AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS · March 8
Watch AMC tonight! A little show called The Walking Dead. https://twitter.com/AUS10NICHOLS/status/574770364393385984

Chloe Bennet @ChloeBennet4 · March 8
Btw... If you turn on The Walking Dead you might see some handsome man named @AUS10NICHOLS
https://twitter.com/ChloeBennet4/status/574770994117660672


* AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS · March 5
Who's behind the pepper? http://www.whosay.com/l/mIMaeTa



* Father's Day, June 15, 2014, Chloe and Austin filming "Nostradamus" in Amboy, California https://instagram.com/p/pSWEqll3zi



Chloe https://instagram.com/p/pRhfrEF37U



"Nostradamus" location https://instagram.com/p/pRYP4Pl31v



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Anonymous said...

AUSTIN NICHOLS @AustinNichols · Apr 14
So my agents told me I need to get Instagram. What do yall think?

AUSTIN NICHOLS @AustinNichols · 8h 8 hours ago
Walking the dog


AUSTIN NICHOLS @AustinNichols · 5h 5 hours ago
I got a new name on Twitter yall. @AustinNichols
Find me there

Anonymous said...

Baby steps!

Anonymous said...

"So Austin's reposting pics from Chloe's instagram on his twitter now."

Well, at least he posted good photo, LOL
215 RTs + favorited by 905 people - fans want photos of Austin!

Niesha B. stepped out of the bubble now i have some fresh air PG ✈️ Cali said...

Niesha B. @GorgeousPersona · 14h 14 hours ago
Saw jake jillinghall today at work

♈️Susie Carmichael ‏@Shellzwashere 14h14 hours ago
@GorgeousPersona Gyllenhaal. I fuckin love him

Niesha B. @GorgeousPersona · 14h 14 hours ago
@Shellzwashere he looks so effin good

Anonymous said...

gab ‏@ohmycoeur 2h 2 hours ago
@AustinNichols you're late!! where is it? and we want your first picture to be a selfie with that dog ok? bye

Anonymous said...


2015 > April 22 - Jake Taking Leo For A Walk In Los Angeles

Anonymous said...

LOL :)

Anonymous said...

Callie Thomson ‏@calliealexa 12h 12 hours ago
@AustinNichols so what's your new name on Instagram? ๐Ÿ˜‰

sue cribley ‏@suecribs 14h 14 hours ago
@AustinNichols ARTHUR!!!!

Katie Trinh ‏@iamkatietrinh 15h 15 hours ago
@AustinNichols No no no. Arthur is walking you. ๐Ÿ˜…

Anonymous said...

are the Coen brothers to have chosen the members of the jury of Cannes?

Anonymous said...

I think they are just presidents of the jury:

"Each year, prior to the beginning of each event, the Cannes Film Festival board of directors appoints the juries who hold sole responsibility for choosing which films will receive an award.[1] Jurors are chosen from a wide range of international artists, based on their body of work and respect from their peers. The jury president is an internationally recognized personality of cinema."

Anonymous said...

thanks 11:12 am!

be a juror at super posh pretentious chauvinist very exclusive Cannes festival is a pretty big deal, the academy did not make a good impression ignoring someone respected and appreciated throughout the world for his talent as Jake, karma bites

Anonymous said...

"The jury president is an internationally recognized personality of cinema."

My guess: Coen brothers had opportunity to suggest other members of the jury, but board of directors is in charge, they make final decisions.

Anonymous said...

would be great Jake directed by the Coen brothers

cannes is the ne plus ultra of the European intellectual snobbery, be chosen for the jury of their precious festival is a great and prestigious honor and a credit to your person and your talent, Jake is young and American, so be chosen as juror is almost unbelievable for their pompous standardis and a gift reserved for the few, but he deserves it.

Anonymous said...

Jake is working hard and making good decisions.
Cannes jury is one of the rewards.

Anonymous said...

yeah,it is a bit sad that his own country is so aloof towards him tho

Anonymous said...

you remember when he was chosen as a judge in Berlin and the only one to tell him that maybe he was not that good as choice was an American journalist?

Anonymous said...

Awards are nice, can be good for business, but making good movies public will remember and ask for more is the real success.

Oscars are totally overrated - just ask Leo!

Anonymous said...


AUSTIN NICHOLS @AustinNichols · 6m 6 minutes ago
Come get some of this on Instagram ya'll.---> austinnichols

WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Anonymous said...

instagram.com/austinnichols

0 photos

Anonymous said...

you, but opt for bradley cooper the third time in a row , in a not so exceptional interpretation, because its powerful friends stomped their feet for him, (nothing against bradley which is a really good actor but not to the levels of Jake honestly) and completely ignore Jake's stellar performance ,recognized by everyone from bafta to the GG was really sad to watch, the same is true for the actor of Selma and the great Timothy Spall

Anonymous said...

You expect life or people to be fair? :)

Anonymous said...

skye ❁ ‏@psawyersoth 3m 3 minutes ago
@AustinNichols don't forget to post pictures of you and Chloe

Anonymous said...

nope

I wish tho :)

Anonymous said...

Maria ♡ ‏@baboOu__ 6m6 minutes ago
@SophiaBush BABE! BIG NEW! @AustinNichols created his IG account http://instagram.com/austinnichols ๐ŸŽ‰

ouch

Anonymous said...

"I wish tho :)"

Not gonna happen and we all have to accept that. Jake is doing the right thing, choosing good projects, doing theater, accepting challenges. With success. If he's enjoying himself then he's got nothing to complain about.

Anonymous said...

Jasmine ‏@jazyscott 1m 1 minute ago
@AustinNichols Austin! You need to post a pic already! Shirtless.

Anonymous said...

I know, and I agree, but it's like a perpetual BBM situation, a film that deserved everything and has had almost nothing, it's frustrating and unfair

Anonymous said...

Chloe Bennet @ChloeBennet4 · 22m 22 minutes ago
#Tbt to when being professional was clearly just not an option for me. https://instagram.com/p/10uo3Tl3yR/

Anonymous said...

jasmine you little shit, Austin is the DM guy you know it!

Anonymous said...

DM guy? What's that?

Anonymous said...

direct messages. he is the king of creepy and inappropriate messages and photos direct

jasmine should just wait her turn, always she quite cute of course

Anonymous said...

LOL, I should have guessed it :)

Anonymous said...

it's like a perpetual BBM situation, a film that deserved everything and has had almost nothing

Nothing?
Unforgettable movie like BBMt is what Hollywood dreams are made of.

Anonymous said...

haha no problem is easy to forget now thathe is almost married to Arthur ... I meant Chloe :)

Anonymous said...

"jasmine should just wait her turn, always she quite cute of course"

She's cute. And she's 6. And mother and wife. Some people shouldn't have kids.

https://twitter.com/jazyscott

Anonymous said...


I know Brokeback has everything, is iconic, transcends time and space, stellar performance by all, magic ll over the place and still no prizes

I do not get how academy works

Anonymous said...

Academy is about business, egos, connections, interest groups ... and just a small part is about art.

Anonymous said...

wich is really sad

Academy said...

No business like show business!

Anonymous said...

WTF Austin, you're using worst photo ever as profile picture?!?

Anonymous said...

Lia ‏@Lia_323 7m 7 minutes ago
We re waiting for your for pic on instagram @AustinNichols !Maybe he need help ? @ChloeBennet4 ๐Ÿ˜‰

Austin's Instagram said...

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Anonymous said...

Chloe Bennet @ChloeBennet4 · 22m 22 minutes ago
My handsome other half has just joined Instagram. Here's a picture of him eating a salad. austinnichols https://instagram.com/p/1076qnl36n/

Chloe we fucking love you!!!

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