Jake Gyllenhaal decided to stop pretending he's dating Alyssa Miller.
No one will miss this fauxmance.
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«Oldest ‹Older 401 – 600 of 1458 Newer› Newest»I thought her face looked more like a cat's puckered ass
Ewwwwwwwwwww!
Poor Stupid Putana Miller, she thinks that making dumb faces makes her look cool, LOL
Dear Mgmt
Dear trolling moron from OMG blog,
get a brain!
The World
Dear trolling moron from OMG blog,
get a brain!
Nah, there is no hope for blog run by someone like Shit For Brains K, LOL :)
Janice Margaret @jwaffless 16h
Look at the wrong schedule so now I'm sitting on this train for 15 minutes.................. #mylife
Janice Margaret @jwaffless 15h
Lol at all the Asians that got on at Murray Hill
Janice Margaret @jwaffless 8h
OMG I SWEAR I JUST SAW JAKE GYLLENHAAL OMG
Christina @_christinaaaaj 8h
@jwaffless where ?!
Janice Margaret @jwaffless 8h
@_christinaaaaj at the movies at union!!!!!
Violet @violettemarie 10h
Jake Gyllenhaal is apparently at UT. Who wants to go to Austin?? Lol
Patrick Papa @Mr_Papadopolous 11h
If Jake Gyllenhaal really is on campus I need to ask him questions bout Prisoners doe
stephanie anne @stephhcollins 11h
found a cat but no jake gyllenhaal or mcconaughey pic.twitter.com/QBFqqKFNHy
Anna Vu @itsjustannavu 11h
Jake Gyllenhaal is not on campus this is a cruel joke
PR got to them already!
Yes! Jake visiting Austin, TX University with Matthew McConaughey makes perfect sense! Oh, wait ... LOL
I guess was Jared Leto
Ed IV @schEdgeHaarmann 10h
Saw Jake Gyllenhall at a bar on the corner of 4th ave and 10th. #Sniped
Megan DeFrank @megdefrank 10h
I JUST SAW JAKE GYLANHAAL (thanks to the great searching skills of @schEdgeHaarmann)
Ed IV @schEdgeHaarmann 9h
@teresaswindal we were walking past and I was like "oh...jake" and brought it to the attention of the people I was with and they flipped out
super parecidos @PRazonable 17h
Jared leto y jake gyllenhall #parecidosrazonables pic.twitter.com/xM8XD0YPmR
And, of course, stupid cow ignores all tweets about Jake being in NYC and all tweets about Jake NOT being seen in Texas :)
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 24m
This could explain a lot RT @sportssgirl: Only at UT do you have Jake Gyllenhaal and Matthew McConaughey causally walking around...
Explanation? Jake had another temporary memory loss, he forgot that he's not supposed to be seen in Texas, so he was casually walking around university campus, LOL
My only explanation for (obviously fake) Austin, TX University sighting!
LOL :)
Yo, has anybody read the story of Isabelle Sorley the 23 year old twitter troll? She's going to jail for 3 months for trolling someone on twitter. It's a fascinating story. Google her.
^^I hope certain OMG'ers who stalk, bully and harass others to other blogs will keep that in mind.
A man and a woman have been jailed for abusing a high-profile feminist campaigner over a social media website.
Westminster Magistrates' Court heard the tweets that Isabella Sorley, 23, and John Nimmo, 25, posted to Caroline Criado-Perez on Twitter.
Sentencing Ms Sorley, of Akenside Hill, Newcastle-upon-Tyne, to 12 weeks in prison and Mr Nimmo, of South Shields, Tyne and Wear, to eight weeks, Judge Howard Riddle said it was "hard to imagine more extreme threats".
Among the tweets Ms Sorely directed towards campaigner Caroline Criado-Perez was: "die you worthless piece of crap". Tweets posted by Mr Nimmo included: "I will find you :) ".
On 7 January, Mr Nimmo and Ms Sorley pleaded guilty to sending the tweets, admitting they were among the users of 86 separate Twitter accounts from which Ms Criado-Perez had received abusive messages.
The pair bombarded Ms Criado-Perez with the abusive messages on separate Twitter accounts last year after she used social media to lead a successful campaign for a female figure to appear on a Bank of England note.
FUCK!!!
Pffft, bloody amateurs!
Valerie Stimac @vstimac 12m
Watching Prisoners, love that Jake Gyllenhaal takes these dark and gritty roles despite being attractive enough to play it safer.
HuffPost Celebrity @HuffPostCeleb 2h
Did you realize Jake Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard are brothers–in–law? These celeb connections may surprise you http://huff.to/1eHjkJl
New York Smash @NewYorkSmash 2h
@mgyllenhaal to chair @TibetHouseUS Benefit Concert @carnegiehall #nyc http://newyorksmash.com/hot-ticket-music-icons-to-perform-at-star-studded-tibet-house-us-benefit-concert/ … via @newyorksmash
kk @kayleighngates 4h
So my dad just calls me to tell me he ran into Jake Gyllenhall at the airport...casual
Maya @mayablah 8h
@agentdanielle and I saw Jake Gyllenhaal on the street tonight. Still do not know how to feel.
M. Tubes @mikegolob 10h
Are obsessive followers of Jake Gyllenhaal called Gyllephiles? If so, guilty as motherfucking charged.
^Austin with tatts
Austin with tatts
Don't give him ideas like that!
Idiots from OMG blog keep "forgetting" that Jake lives in New York:
"I understand what Prairie Girl is getting at. There's always sightings of Jake in NY on twitter."
Idiot called PG "forgot" that Jake Gyllenhaal isn't invisible and that PR can't stop civilians and actors and ... from taking photos and reporting about Jake:
"You know what this tells me now is that the leak of Jake at the Sundance party with Maggie was done without prior approval. Heaven forbid the guys do a little Harry & Louis shoutout. Jake and Austin are so below that; I should have known. I try to give them way too much credit sometimes. Never again.
But what this tells me now is that the Sundance party twitter account published their tweet without knowing that Jake wasn't supposed to be in Park City. That's what all of this nonsense tells me. It was published w/o prior approval."
E. Alex Jung @e_alexjung Jan 19
Sunday brunch in Brooklyn: trying not to stare at Jake Gyllenhaal eating whitefish salad whilst looking like a lumberjack one table over.
Jake in Brooklyn restaurant said...
1/24/2014
Since practically every A-lister is in Park City for the Sundance Film Festival right now, not many celebrities dined out during Polar Vortex 2.0. But Eric Cantor and Rudy Giuliani braved the onslaught of snow and frostbite to fill their bellies, and so did the Saturday Night Live cast (plus Drake)! Read it all, straight ahead.
606 R&D: Jake Gyllenhaal and a curly-haired female companion ate whitefish salad. [Grub Street]
Campagnola: Tommy Mottola ate with Bill Bratton on the Upper East Side. [Page Six/NYP]
...
http://www.grubstreet.com/2014/01/louis-ck-jake-gyllenhaal-spotted.html
Troll, your nervousness is showing
Yes PG,
we are nervous because OMGers write laughable crap and are always proved wrong, LMAO :))))))))
L O L
PG's nervousness is showing
we are nervous because OMGers write laughable crap and are always proved wrong, LMAO
Remember that same morons claim that JiG blog is nervous about Jake being with Austin, LOL
Columbia University '16
New York
Tiffany Porras @tporras1457 1h
Just ran into my professor, told me he was on his way to go meet Jake Gyllenhaal #nobigdeal
I try to give them way too much credit sometimes. Never again.
Is she dramatically slamming the door again ?
Nah, that's just crazy bullshiting.
Gaby @Roodgabje 3h
@AUS10NICHOLS Ahw, such a nice message to wake up to, thank you!! I thought it was pretty cool, too! Hope Miles will return to SHIELD :-) xx
Come on Melting Mary, stop melting and post some laughable J&A shit, LMAO :))))
Idiots from OMG blog are so pathetic. YUCK!!!
OMG TROLLS ARE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
PG's nervousness is showing
January 26, 2014 8:45 am
LMAO!
Not true! PG is as cool as a cucumber!
LMAO :)
MediaFlood @mediaflood 3h
Brokeback Mountain Opera To Open In Spain - Brought to life on film by Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal, the sto... http://news.sky.com/story/1201632
An opera of the Oscar-winning tale of two cowboys who fall in love has its world premiere in Madrid this week.
Kailly♋Kakes™ @TB211277 2 h
Is it just me or is Taylor Swift a bit of a brat? She seems to have everything and still always looks pissed off. She should date Bieber lol
Surfer Dude @SurferDudeHB 1 h
@TB211277 she is a dumbass. my buddy is LAPD, jake gyllenhaal did a ride along and said she was a retard, whinner, and lame in bed
Jake must have been beyond desperate when he decided to beard with that retarded woman.
L-Stencil @lorrrstens_ Jan 26
Remember when @aus10nichols direct messaged me and I cried in a restaurant lol
Delphine Da Silva @Bbtoss26 Jan 26
Thank you so muuuuch Darling ! You are the BEST ! #AlwaysAndForever @AUS10NICHOLS ❤️❤️❤️😍
Nutella ♡ @Sibra_Sharmeen 23h
@AUS10NICHOLS OMG YOU DM'D ME. IM SO HAPPY. IT MEANS SO MUCH :')X
Nutella ♡ @Sibra_Sharmeen 19h
@AUS10NICHOLS loves me. Haha omgggg. I love himmmm
Nutella ♡ @Sibra_Sharmeen 19h
He said I love you dearly :') omg pic.twitter.com/15C3nmW7Ts
Austin's DM: All the time honey. I love you dearly.
Austin can't keep it in his pants, lol
Crazy OMGers hate Austin being heterosexual with his fans :)
Badladsplace @badladsplace Jan 19
If u can't accept Taylor Swift is Hollywood's most convenient beard, u probs think Simon Cowell and Paul McKenna are str8 and aren't an item
Beard Club @Beard_Club Jan 19
Justin Timberlake's fuller figure after year of fake marriage http://dailym.ai/1h0QZ0S @DailyMailCeleb #beard #merkin pic.twitter.com/HQSPIVOWHX
Altar of Celebrity @Altar_Of_Celeb Jan 18
Minnie Driver, after Bearding for gay producer Ryan Kavanaugh chills with son http://dailym.ai/19zDo1d @DailyMailCeleb pic.twitter.com/TKGDW9aMsQ
Lola | CHICAGO PD @Lol_SOPHIAustin 9h
@AUS10NICHOLS You're the BEST EVER ! Thank so so much! I'm your biggest french fan and you wish me my birthday in advance, haha! BISOUS ❤️😘
Gem @MsxWallace 15h
@AUS10NICHOLS hey Austin! Im a huge fan of u since OTH, & today im turning 23! Can u wish me a happy birthday?❤️
Gem @MsxWallace 15h
Diooooos en serioooooooo *_* AUSTIN NICHOLS ES INCREÍBLE pic.twitter.com/4xRZ8jFFS6
Mikhael Tarigan @mikhaelmt 3h
Just secured a ticket to see double Jake Gyllenhaal in Denis Villeneuve's Enemy @FilmLinc. Heard good things about it esp the ending.
Trolls,
go back to OMG blog,
Shit For Brains K is abandoned and lonely.
More fake posts by mgmt!!
No need for that, OMG idiots troll here all the time, LOL
The Knowledge @TheKnowledgeUK Jan 23
Are you chilly today? It's REALLY cold where Josh Brolin and Jake Gyllenhaal are filming Everest http://bit.ly/1gE9QP9
Rich @RICHG8191 Jan 27
@NotSmellyKelli I've heard from reliable sources that Jake Gyllenhall is gay
madi @maroonarryx Jan 27
I'm like 89% sure jake gyllenhall's gay anyway
Mgmt - you're not supposed to post tweets that say your client is gay!
Mgmt is desperate to fool OMGers, LMAO
Dear OMGers
"Any darn fool can make something complex; it takes a genius to make something simple."
- Mgmt <3
THE GIRL WHO WAITED @smadjam 2h
@AUS10NICHOLS thanks a lot austin!!! the year can only be great now!!! you're a star!! thanks so much!!! means a lot to me xxx
Alana Raquel @AlanaRaquel16 12h
@AUS10NICHOLS OMG! You are very fluffy, Austin. I'm thrilled for me to answer. *-* Come to Brazil, your fans love you!
Keith N. @JusAire 1h
Only an indie film, Jake Gyllenhal's "Enemy" will debut on Direct TV on Feb 6, OVER A MONTH before it hits theaters http://insidemovies.ew.com/2014/01/30/jake-gyllenhaal-enemy-exclusive-poster/ …
uliana @juciccheto 4h
omg omg omg omg ogmogmogmg <33 I'm crying, I love you @AUS10NICHOLS pic.twitter.com/hDIWNgonmu
juliana @juciccheto 3h
@AUS10NICHOLS Thanks for reply me! I can't believe, OMG! Come to Brazil, I need see you. Marry with me today and everrrr.
Austin's DMs: "I love you too!!" and "I will come to Brazil. We shall meet someday. Can't wait."
O Austin Nichols me mandou uma DM, tô no chão. <3 Coisa mais linda! pic.twitter.com/szWwcMLKi3
Austin's DM: I love you too. You Brazilian beauty!
Facepalm x 100
Ol'Austy horny dog
Austin's DMs: "I love you too!!" and "I will come to Brazil. We shall meet someday. Can't wait."
Austin's DM: I love you too. You Brazilian beauty!
Geez. Stupidity, drugs or both?
Austin is stupid and horny! Duh!
MichelangeloPetrillo @Mikele001 2h
El filme protagonizado por Jake Gyllenhaal, ‘Everest’ se estrenará el 27 de febrero de 2015. Narrará una expedición al Everest que sale mal.
marian @dreamwrit3r 14h
ugh I was afraid they wouldn't keep the release date to Everest.. having it on Jake Gyllenhaal's birthday was perfect. why change it?
Retards from OMG blog are so fucking pathetic :)
Jake Gyllenhaal @JakeG_Online 6 h
Update, Jake Gyllenhaal, Amy Adams to Star in 'Ezekiel Moss' - http://tinyurl.com/o3zstdp
The Prohibition Era drama Ezekiel Moss is finally moving forward, with Jake Gyllenhaal and Amy Adams coming aboard to star. Philip Seymour Hoffman has long been attached to direct the film from a Black List script by Keith Bunin.
Exclusive Media has come aboard to handle international rights, and will launch the project to foreign buyers at Berlin’s upcoming European Film Market.
Adams will play Iris, who, emotionally fragile after the loss of her husband, runs a boarding house to get by and provide for her spirited son, Joel. They reside in a small town overrun by religious fervor, and their lives are forever changed when she begins to fall in love with Ezekiel Moss (Gyllenhaal), a mysterious drifter who has the divine ability to channel and physically inhabit the spirits of the dead.
Likely Story’s Anthony Bregman, PalmStar Media Capital’s Kevin Frakes, Merced Media Partners’ Raj Brinder Singh and Cathy Schulman of Mandalay Vision are producing. Singh recently collaborated with Exclusive Media on Rush, on which he served as co-executive producer.
Adams, who is represented by WME, is up for the Oscar for best actress for her role in American Hustle.
Gyllenhaal was last seen in Prisoners. He is also repped by WME.
Good thing about Jake not having a family of his own is that he can concentrate on his career.
AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS 12h
Photo: http://www.whosay.com/l/AcE7ItM
AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS 11h
Photo: http://www.whosay.com/l/Rhg7ItN
Perrine B. @LittleBaker_ 10h
@AUS10NICHOLS You can rest easy, you have your name on a huge truck and that something's awesome ;-)) I miss you & your news. Love You. ❤
You can rest easy, you have your name on a huge truck and that something's awesome
LOL! Austin Sugar Pants Nichols is silly and bored.
Thanks for proving you have taken over this blog
6:30 am - QUOTING Austin Nichols is proof that Jake's Mgmt took over this blog????????? LMAO
6:51AM (Mgmt) You have revealed yourself plenty of times before. Wolf in sheep's clothing :/
7:41 am - too bad you never have any arguments to support your claim.
Which makes perfect sense - your claim is based only on lies and wishful thinking.
Regan ˘◡˘ @VigorousLouis 1h
I hope this happens again @AUS10NICHOLS #3days #5Feb pic.twitter.com/BB5DOVmPQ6
ThePlaylist @ThePlaylist Jan 30
First Poster For Denis Villeneuve's Creepy Psychothriller 'Enemy' Starring Jake Gyllenhaal Turns You Upside Down http://dlvr.it/4pyCXM
Armando balderas @djarvand 54m
Enemy Official Trailer #1 (2014) - Jake Gyllenhaal Movie HD http://youtu.be/FJuaAWrgoUY
Intriguing trailer - can't wait!
ShortList Magazine @ShortList 5h
Incredibly creepy trailer for Enemy has Jake Gyllenhaal facing his doppelganger: http://shortlist.com/entertainment/films/sinister-new-trailer-for-enemy … pic.twitter.com/Vo4YpnhrZ5
Yesterday we showed you the great poster for Enemy, the second film from the director/actor pair of Denis Villeneuve and Jake Gyllenhall. (They also made Prisoners together.) Now we’ve got the film’s trailer, and it’s a terrific piece of work. Gyllenhaal plays a teacher who finds a man who seems to be his exact double. But tracking him down doesn’t lead to quite the sort of interaction the teacher expects.
The film looks like a small thriller, and a very moody one. Visually, it is oppressive, and feels completely different from Prisoners. This looks like a chance for Gyllenhaal to take some of his Zodiac impulses and push them into new territory. Check out the trailer below.
http://www.slashfilm.com/jake-gyllenhaal-finds-his-double-in-the-intense-and-mysterious-enemy-trailer/
Delphine Da Silva @Bbtoss26 1 min
Xoxo from Paris my Darling ❤️🎈 @AUS10NICHOLS pic.twitter.com/sSK8LrtMjd
I bet Autsin will respond to you ASAP darling!
Horny pedo Austin creep me out ewww
acqueline @jacrodgers 4 h
Just passed Jake Gyllenhaal 👌 couldn't get a pic bc he was making out with a model... Ok
Alyssa?
3:18 am - Alyssa??????
Jake couldn't stand that fugly, dumb putana whore while he was "dating" her, while on Earth would he pretend to date her again???
Xoxo from Paris my Darling ❤️🎈 @AUS10NICHOLS pic.twitter.com/sSK8LrtMjd
Delphine, my darling, showing more skin wouldn't hurt!
“Superstar siblings an’ have barly spoke n’ six munths — all becawz o’Maggie’s husban’, ,” claims Star.
T' tabloid alleges at Jake’s friendship wit Sarsgaard “has souret.”
“Thay startid buttyun’ haids mer an’ mer ov'r t' pas few yeers an’ had a cuple o’nastee argumants,” splains a so-callt “fambly frien.”
T' Star sorce adds, “Pet'r is verr jellus o’Jake’s success an’ is always buggyun’ 'im ta hep 'im find a new moovee pitshure shue role.”
If'n thishere stery sounds off t' mark, like uther Star … at’s becawz it is.
T' siblings air jes fine, as air Jake an’ Sarsgaard.
A sorce close ta t' trio tells Gossip Cop at thay all see each uther at leest twicet a week, an’ at t' Star stery is totallee made up.
http://www.hillbillygossip.com/2014/01/29/jake-and-maggie-gyllenhaal-fighting/
^Is that site run by that yokel prairirgirl?
^Is that site run by that yokel prairirgirl?
LOL
6:11am That's because Jake is a dumb whore too!
No wonder His mom and Chris were still following and commenting her on her instagram, lol!
Didn't know Chris comments on putana's IG. Thought he had better taste!!
No wonder His mom and Chris were still following and commenting her on her instagram
What is the purpose of this stupid LIE?
Based on those few photos of Jake and Putana Miller with Naomi, and with Maggie, I would conclude that they know Putana (or her family?) from before the showmance. I guess they hoped for a win-win situation (beard for Jake, publicity for Putana), but no one gave shit about her or that off looking "couple". And it is obvious that Jake couldn't force himself to spend any time around Putana, not even enough to take her out for a nice dinner or lunch.
Outana=when jake comes out of the closet :)
LOL :)
9:15 ain't a lie and you know it.
I know it is a LIE, and this isn't the first time you are making up stupid bullshit like that. Sorry, you aren't fooling anyone.
Ohmeohmy is Naomi.
How do you know?
This stupid fangirl thinks that Jake really dated Alyssa Cheap Whore Miller? LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ohmeohmy is Naomi.
How do you know?
Stupid fangirls just crap, never explain - they hate facts and logic as much as OMGers :)
Just passed Jake Gyllenhaal 👌 couldn't get a pic bc he was making out with a model... Ok
Alyssa?
Remember when stupid fangirl lied about photos of Jake kissing Putana? I'm still waiting patiently to see those, LOL
Yes, still waiting by yourself LOL
Pixella Deville @e_gyllenhaal 14h
An early #ValentinesDay treat for you: #chocolate & #JakeGyllenhaal plus a Jakevid! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHZssc5T2qU … pic.twitter.com/wNzEYGj58u
Stupid fangirls just crap, never explain - they hate facts and logic as much as OMGers
Exactly.
Stupid fangirls pretend not to see how Jake stayed away from Putana as much as possible, or how trashy Miller was caught selling a lie about her "boyfriend" on Twitter. Making up some silly lie and arguing about it is so much easier!
Just passed Jake Gyllenhaal �� couldn't get a pic bc he was making out with a model... Ok
Jake back from Europe filming to spend a weekend in NYC? Not likely.
Jake kissing a female? Yeah, right.
P.S. Too early for a new beard.
Jake was never in Europe. Seems most of the cast is there except him. Must be a small part
1:02 pm - LMAO :))))))))))))
YOU have no idea where Jake is and "must be a small part" is idiotic lie for someone who posts on blog(s) about Jake Gyllenhaal.
Credited cast, sorted by IMDb STARmeter:
Jake Gyllenhaal ... Scott Fischer
Josh Brolin ... Beck Weathers
Jason Clarke ... Rob Hall
John Hawkes ... Doug Hansen
...
I have no idea who is bigger star, Jake or Josh Brolin, but using stars to play small parts in a movie like Everest doesn't make sense in any Universe.
True but that doesn't explain why he wasn't in Nepal and doesn't apprear to be in Italy at the moment. He was in L.A. early last week perhaps he is flying to Italy now
The script for Everest is online and the Scott Fischer character doesn't appear in the story in the beginning
RIP PHILIPP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN :(
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