Date:Sunday, 04/22/2012 Contact person:Valerie Guerrero Web Site:http://www.theartisangroup.org Additional Information The Artisan Group has teamed up with a celebrity PR firm to create specialty gift bags for some of Hollywood’s high-profile environmentally conscious celebrities. We will be gifting some of our favorite eco-friendly/organic/green/socially-conscious products from our member's shoppes. Our PR firm uses its direct access to top talent and its reputation for pampering the world’s biggest trendsetters to introduce the most fabulous of products to these stars (and their families). We are thrilled to be including our member's eco-friendly products in these special gift bags!
RECIPIENTS TO INCLUDE: Jeremy Piven, Tom Hanks, Bill Maher, Adrian Grenier, Kate Bosworth, P!nk, Leonardo DiCaprio, Dave Matthews, Rosario Dawson, Woody Harrelson, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Daryl Hannah, Drew Barrymore, Ellen DeGeneres, Orlando Bloom, Jake Gyllenhaal, Josh Hartnett, Sting, Barbra Streisand, Alicia Silverstone, Courteney Cox, Cameron Diaz, KT Tunstall, Mark Ruffalo, and Edward Norton.
Canal Street is a major street in New York City, crossing lower Manhattan to join New Jersey in the west (via the Holland Tunnel I-78) to Brooklyn in the east (via the Manhattan Bridge). It forms the main spine of Chinatown, and separates it from Little Italy. It also forms the northern boundary of the Tribeca neighborhood and the southern boundary of SoHo.
Because, quite a lot times I have read from the subway's tweets that Jake goes down in Canal st, and he is often sighted in Soho and Chinatown, but I don't know NY, I didn't for instance know that Canal St, was so big and important.
ps, The person that says to have seen him a couple of days ago, who have used the words to me stranger, cool cat, has said that Jake lives in the 22 St
I just came across this lovely interview with the two guys of the band The Shoes for the “Bloginity” online magazine. I love the title Put On Your Dancing Shoes, very smart! It looks like they had lots of fun working with Jake, they say that he’s charming and professional. Duh. We’ve known that for ages, guys! :-)
Julija: Now let’s talk about the “Time to Dance” video. Where did you get the idea for it? What was it inspired by?
The Shoes: It’s all about Daniel Wolfe. It’s like he’s a part of the band. He understood our music and he gave something very personal for it. He made the video for “Stay the Same” (starring Johnny Harris). It was a real surprise for us. We respect his work, so we don’t have to tell him what to do or how to do his job. When you trust your director 100%, he gives 100% of himself. The director wants to feel free to create something crazy. It blows when the record company is trying to disturb him with unhelpful input.
Julija: What’s the story behind Jake Gyllenhaal starring in this video?
The Shoes: He appeared in a Vampire Weekend video before. He’s interested in music. And he has good taste. He really liked the song. And he’s Daniel Wolfe’s friend, so it was very natural. I still can’t believe that! The video production company “Somesuch & Co” did a very good job. We love them.
Julija: How was it working with Jake?
The Shoes: He was very charming and professional. It was during the snow storm in London. It was so freezing! We were in very warm parkas with scarves and gloves and Jake was in front of the camera dressed just in his fencing costume! What a man!!! And every hipster he killed in the video was very happy to be killed by Jake! Especially girls. [laughing]
Ha ok,then it is probable that it is in this way, make absolutely sense.
Yep - Jake spending more time in New York + Jake being seen less in Brooklyn + Jake probably having apartment near Broadway = looks like that guy told the truth about Jake doing Broadway this year.
They will find the way of explaining everything and to place Austin hidden in the meander of the theater as the Phantasm of the Opehra, with the mantle the mask and covered of red arrows.
Jake Gyllenhaal Set to Take Off-Broadway Bow
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The Oscar-nominated actor will make his American stage debut this year in British playwright Nick Payne's comic drama "If There Is I Haven't Found It Yet." NEW YORK -- Jake Gyllenhaal has signed on as part of the ensemble cast of Nick Payne's play, If There Is I Haven't Found It Yet, which Roundabout Theatre Company will produce late this summer in its Off Broadway space, the Laura Pels Theatre.
our editor recommends Jake Gyllenhaal Stars in The Shoes' 'Time To Dance' Music Video as a Serial Killer (Video)Open Road Sets Release Date for Jake Gyllenhaal's 'End of Watch'Jake Gyllenhaal in Negotiations to Star in Revenge Thriller 'Motor City' A critical hit in its 2009 premiere at London's Bush Theatre, Payne's comic drama is about an off-kilter family who knows what the problems are, but not how to fix them. At the center of the story is Anna, an overweight teenager being bullied at school. In order to protect her, the girl's mother transfers her to to the school where she teaches, but that makes the situation worse. Her dad is an environmentalist too busy trying to save the planet to help. But when her estranged uncle, a heartbroken drifter played by Gyllenhaal, shows up, their unexpected friendship may be just what Anna needs.
Directed by Michael Longhurst, the play begins previews Aug. 24, with official opening set for Sept. 20. The three remaining cast members and design team will be announced shortly.
An Oscar nominee in 2006 for Brokeback Mountain, Gyllenhaal previously appeared onstage in a 2002 London production of Kenneth Lonergan's This is Our Youth, opposite Hayden Christensen and Anna Paquin. His next screen appearance will be in David Ayer's South Central L.A. cop drama End of Watch, in which he stars with Michael Pena, Anna Kendrick and America Ferrera.
As part of the company's 2012-13 season, Roundabout also announced the world-premiere of Joshua Elias Harmon's comedy, Bad Jews. Directed by Daniel Aukin, the play opens in October
Directed by Michael Longhurst, the play begins previews Aug. 24, with official opening set for Sept. 20. The three remaining cast members and design team will be announced shortly.
Filming in Toronto ends mid July - Jake will have very little time to work on the play.
I expect Jake to do the play for at least 3 months (usual minimal deal for celebrities on Broadway) so he'll work from end of May till end of December - at least 6 months without break.
Where the theory "Jake had voluntarily stopped to work" is ended? a film in exit one in workmanship, a theatrical show, instructor of Soul C, fortunately it is out maximum time, otherwise I believe that he would also run for the Presidency.
The loons seem to be happy with the news. SK is and Tom wants to go with Destiny. I'm sure they really want to spy on him to see if Austin and the BT's are hiding in his dressing room, LOL!!
Telling the truth (complaining about news) = admittig that ALL their idiotic theories about Jake and Austin wanting to be with "family", not working at the same time, being together, were just PROVEN WRONG.
They can't do that, they are cowards, so all Special K and OMG can do is lie and pretend.
Two Premiere Productions Join the 2012-2013 Season Posted by Todd Haimes - April 19th, 2012
It is my extreme pleasure to announce the premieres of two new plays at the Steinberg Center for Theatre this fall. The Laura Pels Theatre will kick off Roundabout’s 2012-13 Season with If There Is I Haven’t Found It Yet, a new play by British playwright Nick Payne, directed by Michael Longhurst, and starring Jake Gyllenhaal. And downstairs, in the Underground, we will have the world premiere of Bad Jews, written by Joshua Elias Harmon and directed by Daniel Aukin.
I am beyond thrilled to not only be welcoming Jake to the Roundabout family, but also to be hosting his American theatrical debut. In addition to his many films, for which he has garnered much well deserved praise, he also gave a highly acclaimed performance in This is Our Youth on London’s West End.
This fascinating, insightful, and provocative play is a darkly humorous story of an ordinary family facing difficult challenges. Nick is an exciting new voice in British theatre and I am happy to be introducing our audiences to his work. Michael will be making his New York directorial debut after a critically-acclaimed production of Nick’s play Constellations at the Royal Court Theatre.
Performances of If There Is I Haven’t Found It Yet will begin on August 24, 2012 at the Harold and Miriam Steinberg Center for Theatre/Laura Pels Theatre with the official opening set for September 20, 2012. The limited engagement is scheduled to run through November 25, 2012.
All current subscribers and donors will receive an opportunity to access tickets in advance of the general public. Subscription packages of 5 shows or more for the 2012-13 Roundabout season, including If There Is I Haven’t Found It Yet, are available at www.roundabouttheatre.org or by calling (212)719-1300. Call the Patron’s Desk at (212)719-9393 x301 to become a Major Donor and get the best seats. Tickets will go on sale to the general public this summer etc... http://www.myroundaboutblog.com/?p=6602
Performances of If There Is I Haven’t Found It Yet will begin on August 24, 2012 at the Harold and Miriam Steinberg Center for Theatre/Laura Pels Theatre with the official opening set for September 20, 2012. The limited engagement is scheduled to run through November 25, 2012
you excuse I have not understood very well does this mean that the show will last little time?
I expect Jake to do the play for at least 3 months (usual minimal deal for celebrities on Broadway) so he'll work from end of May till end of December - at least 6 months without break.
The limited engagement is scheduled to run through November 25, 2012
Correction - 5 months. Jake's "hubby" won't even notice, lol.
The loons seem to be happy with the news. SK is ...
You forgot that Special "Red Arrows" K is pathological liar?
You forgot Special K's posts and comments about Maggie's "fake" pregnancy and photoshoped photos of Jake and his family, when they "faked" photo ops to give Jake a reason to be in New York?
Today everyone knows that Jake had a good reason to stay so long in New York, stay away from his "husband" Austin - Broadway.
And you can bet that Special K feels like shit right now.
Oscar nominee Jake Gyllenhaal, the film actor known for such pictures as "Love and Other Drugs" and "Brokeback Mountain," will make his American stage debut starting in late summer in the American premiere of Nick Payne's comic drama If There Is I Haven't Found It Yet at Roundabout Theatre Company's Off-Broadway Laura Pels Theatre.
Michael Longhurst will direct an ensemble cast including Gyllenhaal. Three additional actors and the design team will be announced shortly. The play first surfaced at the Bush Theatre in England in 2009.
Performances begin Aug. 24 prior to an official opening Sept. 20. This is a limited engagement of 13 weeks through Nov. 25.
On April 19, Roundabout's artistic director Todd Haimes announced If There Is I Haven't Found It Yet and Joshua Elias Harmon's Bad Jews (for the Roundabout Underground space) as additions to the 2012-13 season. The Pels and Underground are both within the Harold and Miriam Steinberg Center for Theatre at 111 W. 46th Street.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gyllenhaal made his stage debut starring in Kenneth Lonergan's revival of This is Our Youth, on London's West End. For his performance he won an Evening Standard Theater Award for Outstanding Newcomer. (His sister, Maggie, has been applauded for performances in Off-Broadway's The Three Sisters and Uncle Vanya, both for Classic Stage Company).
Here's how the new work is billed by the nonprofit Roundabout: "Provocative, insightful and laced with fresh humor, If There Is I Haven't Found It Yet is an entertaining look at a regular family stuck somewhere between knowing what the problem is... and doing something about it. Fifteen-year-old Anna's weight makes her a natural target for bullies. When her mom transfers Anna to the school where she teaches in order to protect her daughter, it only makes things worse. Anna's environmentalist dad, determined to finish his new book and save the planet, is no help at all. Just as Anna gets suspended for retaliating with a head-butt, her estranged uncle Terry (Jake Gyllenhaal) arrives unannounced. A heartbroken drifter with the mouth of a sailor, Terry reaches out to Anna in a way that no one ever has. Their unexpected friendship sends her parents' rocky marriage into a tailspin as the whole family wonders, what — or who — really needs saving?"
"Nick Payne is an exciting young voice in the British Theatre, and I'm thrilled to have this opportunity to introduce him to American audiences," Haimes said in a statement. "I was first familiar with Nick through his play Constellations, a brilliant piece directed by Michael Longhurst that just completed an acclaimed run at the Royal Court. When I read If There Is I Haven't Found It Yet, I knew that not only did Nick have great range as a playwright, but that this was a perfect fit for the Laura Pels Theatre."
He continued, "Jake Gyllenhaal loves this play and the role of Terry, and I couldn't be happier that he has chosen to make his American stage debut with us. The Steinberg Center has been an Off-Broadway haven for new plays and playwrights from Lynn Nottage to Patrick Marber to Stephen Karam. I think Nick Payne will prove to fit quite well in that line and I am equally excited that this will be Michael Longhurst's New York directorial debut."etc...
Graham Edden @Edden1980 England Seen Jake Gyllenhaal today at LHR, getting in a rental car.... Few women were pretty excited, not sure what this fuss is about? #bigbeard
Something's up! said... tabloids said... From the new issue of US Weekly, Maggie is 8 months pregnant and due in May.
So is she having her baby by surrogancy and that's why she's playing around with the dates of when she got pregnant. I agree with those who are suggesting sometimes is up. Why would she be quoted in a story that said she was 6 months pregnant back in November, when she wasn't?
Maggie Gyllenhaal and husband Peter Sarsgaard are expecting their second child, her rep confirms to Us Weekly. According to one pal, the actress, 34, is about four months along. The Crazy Heart actress told another pal she'll "be laying low for a little bit now."
Off-Broadway theatre is a term for a professional venue in New York City with a seating capacity between 100 and 499, and for a specific production of a play, musical or revue that appears in such a venue, and which adheres to related trade union and other contracts. These theatres are smaller than Broadway theatres.
I am in the money!! Daddy Jake is going to be filming a movie, promoting a movie and performing in an off Broadway play! I am *SO* getting time and a half for this!
The Nanny said... I am in the money!! Daddy Jake is going to be filming a movie, promoting a movie and performing in an off Broadway play! I am *SO* getting time and a half for this!
LOL:)this nanny speaks as Fran Fine, Jake should assume Niles too:)
Jake Gyllenhaal, America's favorite bear cub, will be debuting on the American stage this August. He'll play a foul-mouthed drifter uncle to an unhappy overweight girl in the Roundabout Theatre Company's American premiere of If There Is I Haven't Found It Yet, by Nick Payne. So it's basically any girl's fantasy! Your life sucks and your parents are jerks but then Jake Gyllenhaal shows up and rescues you. Of course in (hopefully most of) those fantasies Gyllenhaal isn't a relative, so they can, like, make out and stuff, but this will have to do. Obviously many people were hoping that Gyllenhaal's New York theater debut would be in a revival of Naked Boys Singing!, but, again, this will have to do.
Jake Gyllenhaal, America's favorite bear cub, will be debuting on the American stage this August. He'll play a foul-mouthed drifter uncle to an unhappy overweight girl in the Roundabout Theatre Company's American premiere of If There Is I Haven't Found It Yet, by Nick Payne. So it's basically any girl's fantasy! Your life sucks and your parents are jerks but then Jake Gyllenhaal shows up and rescues you. Of course in (hopefully most of) those fantasies Gyllenhaal isn't a relative, so they can, like, make out and stuff, but this will have to do. Obviously many people were hoping that Gyllenhaal's New York theater debut would be in a revival of Naked Boys Singing!, but, again, this will have to do.
Jake Gyllenhaal, America's favorite bear cub, will be debuting on the American stage this August. He'll play a foul-mouthed drifter uncle to an unhappy overweight girl in the Roundabout Theatre Company's American premiere of If There Is I Haven't Found It Yet, by Nick Payne. So it's basically any girl's fantasy! Your life sucks and your parents are jerks but then Jake Gyllenhaal shows up and rescues you. Of course in (hopefully most of) those fantasies Gyllenhaal isn't a relative, so they can, like, make out and stuff, but this will have to do. Obviously many people were hoping that Gyllenhaal's New York theater debut would be in a revival of Naked Boys Singing!, but, again, this will have to do.
Shebanubi @Shebanubi UK @ITVLorraine met Jake Gyllenhaal & was struck dumb by his bright sky blue eyes. Still kicking myself for uncharacteristic fangirl moment
WFTers are the only sick deluded liars around here.
Stupid trolly,
This isn't OMG, we don't post lies here.
There are many OMG lies commented and proven as lies here - can you give us an example of a lie posted on WFT? Of course you can't, you can just bullshhit and troll.
Seton Preston @SetonPreston UK Just met with actor Jake Gyllanhall . . Chilled out lad . . And nice to talk too . . Even he was amazed Chelsea managed to beat Barca :)
Seton Preston @SetonPreston Music Mad , Bass Crazy , Aviation Enthusiast and The good Life in between United Kingdom http://twitter.com/#!/@SetonPreston
Just met with actor Jake Gyllanhall . . Chilled out lad . . And nice to talk too . .
Special K made up a story (with lots of red arrows) about PR faking date for Jake, Maggie, Peter and Naomi photos in New York (October 8, 2011 - Out With The Family In New York City) in order to claim that Jake and Austin are together in LA when we think that Jake is in New York.
In that story she used size of Maggie's bump as one of her "arguments", so 6-7 crazy stories later it turned into "PR is photoshopping paparazzi photos and Maggie is using surrogate" stupidity.
These are women who've never been pregnant and apparently have neve known any pregnant women. Everyone knows that one day you don't look pregnant and the next day it's like WHOA! And the creepy person on OMG who talks about the size and shift of Maggie's bump...well duh! LOL. Unbelievable in their stupidity.
Now I know what this is all about. This is why all the head scratching. I kept wondering why Jake would have committed to the LA Conservation luncheon if he knew Marcus & Carey were getting married. Of course he would want to be there.
I'm not sure who is where and when. But I know now what this is all about.
It's about Austin's birthday which is Tuesday.
LOLLL - what a coincidence. Do you guys realize there was this same hullabulloo last year at this same time with Mumford & Sons and Austin's birthday??
LOLLLL!!! These guys are getting just too predictable.
They need to brainstorm and come up with some new ideas.
lol, this is great.
April 20, 2012 1:02 PM prairiegirl said... LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
This is awesome. It's about Austin's ♪♫ Happy Birthday ♪♫
All of the mystery is about Austin's birthday.
Whether Jake is in London or L.A. or Paris or Texas or Kansas.
Jake asked Marcus & Carey to get married this weekend, on this date, so he could use their wedding to draw attention from Austin's birthday. Makes perfect sense!
Marfa 2.0 said... Oh, that's what this is all about. How ridiculous. I was wondering why the fixation on whether Jake is in England or LA. Now, I get it too. That's why some are arguing about the "Live" tweet too. I remember that stupid Revival Tour last year and how the train mysteriously stopped in Marfa and even Lance Armstrong showed up. Busy was there too and the showed up in NY with Michelle. I'm convinced there was a Birthday celebration that Sunday. Also, you do know that B-day's can be celebrated on other days in the week. Non-closeted people do it all the time. So I would suspect closeted people might even be more prone to do so.
See stupid trolly, that's an example of OMG idiotic and blatant lies.
Marfa was part of the tour, tour that had nothing to do with Jake and was planned by people who aren't Jake at least few months before the actual event. But OMG doesn't give a shit about simple facts like that.
from someone on OMG that has earned my respect!
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Spin cycle said... So to sum up:
1) There was no evidence that Austin was with Jake on his birthday last year. Not a single picture or tweet or mention anywhere.
2) In a example of desperate spin, Austin not being seen at Coachella was used as evidence by Jaustinees that he WASN'T there, but Austin not being seen at Marfa is used as proof that he WAS there.
3) Now, after having spent his time in the US being seen without Austin or any of his five make believe children, Jake appears to have headed to England without the prior approval of Jaustinees, which has got them into another bout of spinning.
4) Showing the kind of tunnel vision that would make a mole envious, Jaustinees argue that Jake being seen in England this week must be because of Austin's birthday next week. It's an argument that makes no sense at all, but it's a useful distraction from the continued black hole of nothingness which constitutes the "Jake is married to Austin and has five children" story that even long term named posters on this site find too absurd to swallow.
In a example of desperate spin, Austin not being seen at Coachella was used as evidence by Jaustinees that he WASN'T there, but Austin not being seen at Marfa is used as proof that he WAS there.
One Tree Hill fans @OTHFanbase Let's all do something nice for Austin Nichols' bday,our wonderful Julian Baker! Find out how here: http://www.twitlonger.com/show/gtg5ec (please pass along)
Austin director Jeff Nichols took a major leap into the ranks of the world's best filmmakers on Thursday when the Cannes Film Festival announced that his new movie "Mud" would play in the main competition.
Dominique Jago @DominiqueJago "I've learned a ton from Jake. He's a really sharp guy. He told me everything about acting, the business, girls, life." - @AUS10NICHOLS
2) In a example of desperate spin, Austin not being seen at Coachella was used as evidence by Jaustinees that he WASN'T there, but Austin not being seen at Marfa is used as proof that he WAS there...
2) In a example of desperate spin, Austin not being seen at Coachella was used as evidence by Jaustinees that he WASN'T there, but Austin not being seen at Marfa is used as proof that he WAS there.
.2012-04-21 10:32:36 Exclusive: Carey Mulligan Marries Marcus Mumford!Celebrity News April 21, 2012 AT 12:12PM By Andrea Lavinthal ..
Carey Mulligan is a married woman!
The Drive actress wed Marcus Mumford at a farm in Somerset, England in front of approximately 100 guests, including family and celeb pals, Sienna Miller, Colin Firth and Jake Gyllenhaal, on Saturday, Us Weekly has confirmed.
After just five months together, the Mumford & Sons singer, 24, popped the question to the British star, 26, in August 2011.
"They're a great couple," a pal told Us of the duo who were childhood pen pals in London. "Very sweet."
Things first got serious when Mulligan and Gyllenhaal caught a secret Mumford & Sons show in Nashville, Tenn. February 2011 at the home of band members from The Apache Rela
Special K said... Wow, who would have thought a post about Austin tweeting "neon lights" would cause this must commotion.
It always reinforces to me that Austin and Jake are still together, and how so many people know they are.
and Spin C my new hero answer:
No one is talking about that. It's obvious that Jake being in England is what caused the commotion, considering that is what the 90% of this post has been about.
but Special lame K doesn't surrender herself, to the logic, and to a infinitelysuperior intelligence
The commotion is really about Jake and Austin still being together. It really bothers people and it scares the hell out of some of them too.
Spin C beats with a manual hit
And on the other hand, if I'd invested over five years of my life in the belief that Jake and Austin were married with children I'd be pretty scared and bothered by them not being together. Point! set! game! Spin C wins for apparent superiority
at the end Special lame K, exhausted from the clash with an adversary too strongly it abandons the game getting a bitter and humiliating defeat
Special K said... A little break from some who still don't get it. (Yeah those who were just deleted) Enjoy brunch/lunch!
Colin Firth and Jake Gyllenhaal at the same wedding?? Please tell me that they are seated at the same table at the reception and they agree to make a film together. That would be too much awesome on the big screen.
You would be scared of me too, if you had to take care of five screaming kids by yourself all day while your better half is off in the English countryside flirting with Colin Firth. Happy Birthday to me! God! I hate him!
Colin Firth and Jake Gyllenhaal at the same wedding?? Please tell me that they are seated at the same table at the reception and they agree to make a film together. That would be too much awesome on the big screen.
Alexander and Prince of Persia. Does exist something more gay?
You would be scared of me too, if you had to take care of five screaming kids by yourself all day while your better half is off in the English countryside flirting with Colin Firth. Happy Birthday to me! God! I hate him!
Btw. Jake could return tomorrow. Why he should remain in Europe once that the marriage has been celebrated? Unless Colin and he have in project to visit all the hotels of the English country, that would be AMAZING! ;)
We'll have to see. One of the OMG'ers implied that Austin is the only man at Coachella who was over six feet, so that must mean he wouldn't be able to go incognito and must not have been there. Again, we'll have to see what develops!
After weeks and weeks in New York we found out that Jake will film a movie in Toronto and then work for months in New York. And now he prefered to be with Marcus instead with LAPD and Austin in LA.
Jake is giving big FUCK YOU to all OMG theories and speculations.
That's fine. That is your opinion and that's great. We got it. But you've said that now how many times?
We have your opinion and your thoughts clear as a bell.
Enough already!
You're monopolizing, you're repeating and you're badgering the blog administrator. You've long overstayed your welcome. No one else will say it but I have no problem in doing so.
What is hilarious is you act as if you don't even know who is administrating this site but you know full well who is.
You have called the blog administrator insulting names as well as foul profanities.
You know you have. So knock off the innocent act.
Your obsession with this site has become more than trolling and has now crossed over into a state of harassment. If this were a place of employment, you would have been walked out ages ago.
Jake doesn't give a shit about being with Austin for months so how does Austin's birthday matter one way or another? It doesn't, it is clear that Jake and Austin aren't boyfriends.
Yeah but it's my birthday weekend! At least he could have done is hire a damned babysitter so I could have gone to England as well! But nooooooo it would be too much money he says. Maggie is almost due so we can't leave the kids her with it would be unfair. Mom tires too easily these days so can't leave them with her he says So I have too stay behind and clean the basement. GOD! I HATE HIM!!
Paul Culverwell @mRc_est81 So today Jake Gyllenhaal was lucky enough to see me in the flesh, he didn't say hello but we all know how much it meant to him. #taunton 1 min ago
Victoria Parsons @musingsofvix Not that I like Jake Gyllenhaal much, but I never see famous people when they come to Taunton - not fair! I was in Boots today too.
Paul Culverwell @mRc_est81 So today Jake Gyllenhaal was lucky enough to see me in the flesh, he didn't say hello but we all know how much it meant to him. #taunton 1 min ago
D'awww!! Paul, if Colin Firth weren't in the room I am sure Jake's room key would have been yours!
tabloid! @GulfNewsTabloid Carey Mulligan and Marcus Mumford married on a farm by the groom's dad. 200 guests included Sienna Miller, Jake Gyllenhaal, Colin Firth.
april getaruelas @aprilOTH2312 @AUS10NICHOLS DMed me this: Happy Birthday April. Have an incredible year. I will be thinking about you. My birthday is in two days. 10h ago
LML @LMLheartsLA @AUS10NICHOLS I didn't know you were the tall man in front of me during Bon Iver and Radiohead till my friend told me at Coachella. Cheers. 18 April
LML @LMLheartsLA @AUS10NICHOLS I didn't know you were the tall man in front of me during Bon Iver and Radiohead till my friend told me at Coachella. Cheers. 18 April
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Carey Mulligan and fiance Marcus Mumford are reportedly tying the knot this weekend after an eight-month engagement.
Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/showbiz/896525-carey-mulligan-and-marcus-mumford-planning-to-get-married-this-weekend#ixzz1sQ1xI1Oj
Amanda Wills @AmandaWills
Jake Gyllenhaal is now teaching at SoulCycle. Yes, $32 to see him sweating in a tank top while I am killing myself on a bike is worth it.
NY 6 min ago
$32 for one session? Cheaper than theatre ticket to see Jake in person on Broadway (soon) :)
Carey Mulligan and fiance Marcus Mumford are reportedly tying the knot this weekend after an eight-month engagement.
Congratulations! I guess Jake won't go to UK for the wedding.
It seems Jake is still in NYC.
Jake has no reason to hurry to Los Angeles, he can fly tomorrow.
Yes, you are rigth.
Lauren Kaelin @laurenkaelin
Served Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard ice cream today. AND my girlfriend brought me apricots. FTW
2h
2h ago
Maggie and Peter did that just to piss of OMGers! lol
Maggie and Peter did that just to piss of OMGers! lol
Yep ,and now a pic of Austin at Coachella!;)
Really? Please post it!
I don't have it, I wished me that a photo of Austin at Coachella came out just to piss of OMGers even more :)
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Date:Sunday, 04/22/2012
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Maren Ritter @MarenRitter
NY
So...I didn't work tonight...and TONIGHT Jake Gyllenhaal (my dream man) decides to visit Ruby Tuesday
25 MIN AGO
Ruby Tuesday is a restaurant in Times Square.
Jake is renting an apartment in Manhattan, near Broadway?
I don't know Canal st is near Broadway?
Why Canal St?
Canal Street is a major street in New York City, crossing lower Manhattan to join New Jersey in the west (via the Holland Tunnel I-78) to Brooklyn in the east (via the Manhattan Bridge). It forms the main spine of Chinatown, and separates it from Little Italy. It also forms the northern boundary of the Tribeca neighborhood and the southern boundary of SoHo.
Because, quite a lot times I have read from the subway's tweets that Jake goes down in Canal st, and he is often sighted in Soho and Chinatown, but I don't know NY, I didn't for instance know that Canal St, was so big and important.
Canal St crosses Broadway.
Then maybe it is as it suggests @3:16 AM, Jake has rented an apartment next to Brodway.
ps, The person that says to have seen him a couple of days ago, who have used the words to me stranger, cool cat, has said that Jake lives in the 22 St
That's near Broadway too.
Ha ok,then it is probable that it is in this way, make absolutely sense.
I just came across this lovely interview with the two guys of the band The Shoes for the “Bloginity” online magazine. I love the title Put On Your Dancing Shoes, very smart! It looks like they had lots of fun working with Jake, they say that he’s charming and professional. Duh. We’ve known that for ages, guys! :-)
Julija: Now let’s talk about the “Time to Dance” video. Where did you get the idea for it? What was it inspired by?
The Shoes: It’s all about Daniel Wolfe. It’s like he’s a part of the band. He understood our music and he gave something very personal for it. He made the video for “Stay the Same” (starring Johnny Harris). It was a real surprise for us. We respect his work, so we don’t have to tell him what to do or how to do his job. When you trust your director 100%, he gives 100% of himself. The director wants to feel free to create something crazy. It blows when the record company is trying to disturb him with unhelpful input.
Julija: What’s the story behind Jake Gyllenhaal starring in this video?
The Shoes: He appeared in a Vampire Weekend video before. He’s interested in music. And he has good taste. He really liked the song. And he’s Daniel Wolfe’s friend, so it was very natural. I still can’t believe that! The video production company “Somesuch & Co” did a very good job. We love them.
Julija: How was it working with Jake?
The Shoes: He was very charming and professional. It was during the snow storm in London. It was so freezing! We were in very warm parkas with scarves and gloves and Jake was in front of the camera dressed just in his fencing costume! What a man!!! And every hipster he killed in the video was very happy to be killed by Jake! Especially girls. [laughing]
From GYLLENCRAZY
http://gyllencrazy.wordpress.com/2012/04/19/the-shoes-talk-a-little-more-about-jake/
And he’s Daniel Wolfe’s friend, so it was very natural.
More friends :)
Jake, you should help your friends and work more often! How about working with your father again?
How about working with your father again?
Stephen, stop to try so hard;)
DON'T DO IT JAKE!
looooooooooooollllllllll
Ha ok,then it is probable that it is in this way, make absolutely sense.
Yep - Jake spending more time in New York + Jake being seen less in Brooklyn + Jake probably having apartment near Broadway = looks like that guy told the truth about Jake doing Broadway this year.
OMG will have a hard time explaining Jake doing Broadway, not enough red arrows for that! lol
They will find the way of explaining everything and to place Austin hidden in the meander of the theater as the Phantasm of the Opehra, with the mantle the mask and covered of red arrows.
Everybody make jokes about your stupid red arrows, maybe the problem is not trolls but YOUR STUPID RED ARROWS!
who give a shit about who f***g you are?
no just annoyed about your usual boring ,so boring sentences, and now please back under your rock, andif you don't find it follow the red arrows.
LOL! I'm sure Special K will be glad to help :)
The Oscar-nominated actor will make his American stage debut this year in British playwright Nick Payne's comic drama "If There Is I Haven't Found It Yet."
NEW YORK -- Jake Gyllenhaal has signed on as part of the ensemble cast of Nick Payne's play, If There Is I Haven't Found It Yet, which Roundabout Theatre Company will produce late this summer in its Off Broadway space, the Laura Pels Theatre.
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Directed by Michael Longhurst, the play begins previews Aug. 24, with official opening set for Sept. 20. The three remaining cast members and design team will be announced shortly.
An Oscar nominee in 2006 for Brokeback Mountain, Gyllenhaal previously appeared onstage in a 2002 London production of Kenneth Lonergan's This is Our Youth, opposite Hayden Christensen and Anna Paquin. His next screen appearance will be in David Ayer's South Central L.A. cop drama End of Watch, in which he stars with Michael Pena, Anna Kendrick and America Ferrera.
As part of the company's 2012-13 season, Roundabout also announced the world-premiere of Joshua Elias Harmon's comedy, Bad Jews. Directed by Daniel Aukin, the play opens in October
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/jake-gyllenhaal-broadway-if-there-is-i-havent-found-it-yet-314161
FORGOT THE LINK SORRY:)
OMG HEADS ARE EXPLODING ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!!!! :)
Jake Gyllenhaal Will Make U.S. Stage Debut as a Foul-Mouthed Uncle in Off-Broadway's If There Is…
http://playbill.com/news/article/165071-Jake-Gyllenhaal-Will-Make-US-Stage-Debut-as-a-Foul-Mouthed-Uncle-in-Off-Broadways-If-There-Is
Directed by Michael Longhurst, the play begins previews Aug. 24, with official opening set for Sept. 20. The three remaining cast members and design team will be announced shortly.
Filming in Toronto ends mid July - Jake will have very little time to work on the play.
But when her estranged uncle, a heartbroken drifter played by Gyllenhaal, shows up, their unexpected friendship may be just what Anna needs.
Could be good.
So much for "Jake doesn't work because he wants to stay at home with Austin and kids" theory.
I expect Jake to do the play for at least 3 months (usual minimal deal for celebrities on Broadway) so he'll work from end of May till end of December - at least 6 months without break.
I'm impressed! :)
Where the theory "Jake had voluntarily stopped to work" is ended?
a film in exit one in workmanship, a theatrical show, instructor of Soul C,
fortunately it is out maximum time, otherwise I believe that he would also run for the Presidency.
Jake was Trend topic.
The loons seem to be happy with the news. SK is and Tom wants to go with Destiny. I'm sure they really want to spy on him to see if Austin and the BT's are hiding in his dressing room, LOL!!
The loons seem to be happy with the news.
LOL, they are LYING!
Telling the truth (complaining about news) = admittig that ALL their idiotic theories about Jake and Austin wanting to be with "family", not working at the same time, being together, were just PROVEN WRONG.
They can't do that, they are cowards, so all Special K and OMG can do is lie and pretend.
Two Premiere Productions Join the 2012-2013 Season
Posted by Todd Haimes - April 19th, 2012
It is my extreme pleasure to announce the premieres of two new plays at the Steinberg Center for Theatre this fall. The Laura Pels Theatre will kick off Roundabout’s 2012-13 Season with If There Is I Haven’t Found It Yet, a new play by British playwright Nick Payne, directed by Michael Longhurst, and starring Jake Gyllenhaal. And downstairs, in the Underground, we will have the world premiere of Bad Jews, written by Joshua Elias Harmon and directed by Daniel Aukin.
I am beyond thrilled to not only be welcoming Jake to the Roundabout family, but also to be hosting his American theatrical debut. In addition to his many films, for which he has garnered much well deserved praise, he also gave a highly acclaimed performance in This is Our Youth on London’s West End.
This fascinating, insightful, and provocative play is a darkly humorous story of an ordinary family facing difficult challenges. Nick is an exciting new voice in British theatre and I am happy to be introducing our audiences to his work. Michael will be making his New York directorial debut after a critically-acclaimed production of Nick’s play Constellations at the Royal Court Theatre.
Performances of If There Is I Haven’t Found It Yet will begin on August 24, 2012 at the Harold and Miriam Steinberg Center for Theatre/Laura Pels Theatre with the official opening set for September 20, 2012. The limited engagement is scheduled to run through November 25, 2012.
All current subscribers and donors will receive an opportunity to access tickets in advance of the general public. Subscription packages of 5 shows or more for the 2012-13 Roundabout season, including If There Is I Haven’t Found It Yet, are available at www.roundabouttheatre.org or by calling (212)719-1300. Call the Patron’s Desk at (212)719-9393 x301 to become a Major Donor and get the best seats. Tickets will go on sale to the general public this summer etc...
http://www.myroundaboutblog.com/?p=6602
Special K and OMG are working on brand new "truth about Jake and Austin" as I type this!!! lol
Performances of If There Is I Haven’t Found It Yet will begin on August 24, 2012 at the Harold and Miriam Steinberg Center for Theatre/Laura Pels Theatre with the official opening set for September 20, 2012. The limited engagement is scheduled to run through November 25, 2012
you excuse I have not understood very well
does this mean that the show will last little time?
I expect Jake to do the play for at least 3 months (usual minimal deal for celebrities on Broadway) so he'll work from end of May till end of December - at least 6 months without break.
The limited engagement is scheduled to run through November 25, 2012
Correction - 5 months.
Jake's "hubby" won't even notice, lol.
does this mean that the show will last little time?
It means that Jake will do the show for only 3 months, the show will go on with someone else in his role.
oh thanks, too bad, BTW Jake is Trending Topic in Italy just now!
The loons seem to be happy with the news. SK is ...
You forgot that Special "Red Arrows" K is pathological liar?
You forgot Special K's posts and comments about Maggie's "fake" pregnancy and photoshoped photos of Jake and his family, when they "faked" photo ops to give Jake a reason to be in New York?
Today everyone knows that Jake had a good reason to stay so long in New York, stay away from his "husband" Austin - Broadway.
And you can bet that Special K feels like shit right now.
Oscar nominee Jake Gyllenhaal, the film actor known for such pictures as "Love and Other Drugs" and "Brokeback Mountain," will make his American stage debut starting in late summer in the American premiere of Nick Payne's comic drama If There Is I Haven't Found It Yet at Roundabout Theatre Company's Off-Broadway Laura Pels Theatre.
Michael Longhurst will direct an ensemble cast including Gyllenhaal. Three additional actors and the design team will be announced shortly. The play first surfaced at the Bush Theatre in England in 2009.
Performances begin Aug. 24 prior to an official opening Sept. 20. This is a limited engagement of 13 weeks through Nov. 25.
On April 19, Roundabout's artistic director Todd Haimes announced If There Is I Haven't Found It Yet and Joshua Elias Harmon's Bad Jews (for the Roundabout Underground space) as additions to the 2012-13 season. The Pels and Underground are both within the Harold and Miriam Steinberg Center for Theatre at 111 W. 46th Street.
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Gyllenhaal made his stage debut starring in Kenneth Lonergan's revival of This is Our Youth, on London's West End. For his performance he won an Evening Standard Theater Award for Outstanding Newcomer. (His sister, Maggie, has been applauded for performances in Off-Broadway's The Three Sisters and Uncle Vanya, both for Classic Stage Company).
Here's how the new work is billed by the nonprofit Roundabout: "Provocative, insightful and laced with fresh humor, If There Is I Haven't Found It Yet is an entertaining look at a regular family stuck somewhere between knowing what the problem is... and doing something about it. Fifteen-year-old Anna's weight makes her a natural target for bullies. When her mom transfers Anna to the school where she teaches in order to protect her daughter, it only makes things worse. Anna's environmentalist dad, determined to finish his new book and save the planet, is no help at all. Just as Anna gets suspended for retaliating with a head-butt, her estranged uncle Terry (Jake Gyllenhaal) arrives unannounced. A heartbroken drifter with the mouth of a sailor, Terry reaches out to Anna in a way that no one ever has. Their unexpected friendship sends her parents' rocky marriage into a tailspin as the whole family wonders, what — or who — really needs saving?"
"Nick Payne is an exciting young voice in the British Theatre, and I'm thrilled to have this opportunity to introduce him to American audiences," Haimes said in a statement. "I was first familiar with Nick through his play Constellations, a brilliant piece directed by Michael Longhurst that just completed an acclaimed run at the Royal Court. When I read If There Is I Haven't Found It Yet, I knew that not only did Nick have great range as a playwright, but that this was a perfect fit for the Laura Pels Theatre."
He continued, "Jake Gyllenhaal loves this play and the role of Terry, and I couldn't be happier that he has chosen to make his American stage debut with us. The Steinberg Center has been an Off-Broadway haven for new plays and playwrights from Lynn Nottage to Patrick Marber to Stephen Karam. I think Nick Payne will prove to fit quite well in that line and I am equally excited that this will be Michael Longhurst's New York directorial debut."etc...
http://www.playbill.com/news/article/165071-Jake-Gyllenhaal-Will-Make-US-Stage-Debut-as-a-Foul-Mouthed-Uncle-in-Off-Broadways-If-There-Is
Graham Edden @Edden1980
England
Seen Jake Gyllenhaal today at LHR, getting in a rental car.... Few women were pretty excited, not sure what this fuss is about? #bigbeard
Graham Edden @Edden1980
England
Marcus wedding?
ENGLAND??????????????
AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS
ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS ------> http://fb.me/1479CiKN4
LIVE
1H AGO
Marcus wedding?
Makes sense.
Who cares about LAPD and Austin in LA!
Maybe is a fake sighting.
Could be, but it fits.
yep:)
Something's up! said...
tabloids said...
From the new issue of US Weekly, Maggie is 8 months pregnant and due in May.
So is she having her baby by surrogancy and that's why she's playing around with the dates of when she got pregnant. I agree with those who are suggesting sometimes is up. Why would she be quoted in a story that said she was 6 months pregnant back in November, when she wasn't?
wtf???!!!
Yes, OMGers are crazy and sick LIARS:
November 28, 2011
Maggie Gyllenhaal and husband Peter Sarsgaard are expecting their second child, her rep confirms to Us Weekly. According to one pal, the actress, 34, is about four months along. The Crazy Heart actress told another pal she'll "be laying low for a little bit now."
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-moms/news/maggie-gyllenhaal-pregnant-with-second-child-20112811
You excuse the ignorance. but what difference is there between off and on Broadwey?
Smaller theatres for off Broadway plays
Off-Broadway theatre is a term for a professional venue in New York City with a seating capacity between 100 and 499, and for a specific production of a play, musical or revue that appears in such a venue, and which adheres to related trade union and other contracts. These theatres are smaller than Broadway theatres.
Ha, thanks a lot! :) but however it is a good thing for Jake right?
Working is good thing.
Learning is always good thing.
how true:)
BTW the new agency seems work very well.
We want Jake to make us some money!
I am in the money!! Daddy Jake is going to be filming a movie, promoting a movie and performing in an off Broadway play! I am *SO* getting time and a half for this!
We want Jake to make us some money!
Hey I'm the 64 million dollars man
LOL :)
The Nanny said...
I am in the money!! Daddy Jake is going to be filming a movie, promoting a movie and performing in an off Broadway play! I am *SO* getting time and a half for this!
LOL:)this nanny speaks as Fran Fine, Jake should assume Niles too:)
Jake Gyllenhaal, America's favorite bear cub, will be debuting on the American stage this August. He'll play a foul-mouthed drifter uncle to an unhappy overweight girl in the Roundabout Theatre Company's American premiere of If There Is I Haven't Found It Yet, by Nick Payne. So it's basically any girl's fantasy! Your life sucks and your parents are jerks but then Jake Gyllenhaal shows up and rescues you. Of course in (hopefully most of) those fantasies Gyllenhaal isn't a relative, so they can, like, make out and stuff, but this will have to do. Obviously many people were hoping that Gyllenhaal's New York theater debut would be in a revival of Naked Boys Singing!, but, again, this will have to do.
Jake Gyllenhaal, America's favorite bear cub, will be debuting on the American stage this August. He'll play a foul-mouthed drifter uncle to an unhappy overweight girl in the Roundabout Theatre Company's American premiere of If There Is I Haven't Found It Yet, by Nick Payne. So it's basically any girl's fantasy! Your life sucks and your parents are jerks but then Jake Gyllenhaal shows up and rescues you. Of course in (hopefully most of) those fantasies Gyllenhaal isn't a relative, so they can, like, make out and stuff, but this will have to do. Obviously many people were hoping that Gyllenhaal's New York theater debut would be in a revival of Naked Boys Singing!, but, again, this will have to do.
Jake Gyllenhaal, America's favorite bear cub, will be debuting on the American stage this August. He'll play a foul-mouthed drifter uncle to an unhappy overweight girl in the Roundabout Theatre Company's American premiere of If There Is I Haven't Found It Yet, by Nick Payne. So it's basically any girl's fantasy! Your life sucks and your parents are jerks but then Jake Gyllenhaal shows up and rescues you. Of course in (hopefully most of) those fantasies Gyllenhaal isn't a relative, so they can, like, make out and stuff, but this will have to do. Obviously many people were hoping that Gyllenhaal's New York theater debut would be in a revival of Naked Boys Singing!, but, again, this will have to do.
http://www.theatlanticwire.com/entertainment/2012/04/jake-gyllenhaal-live-and-person/51365/
OOPS I don't know what has happened, you excuse the repetition!
Seen Jake Gyllenhaal today at LHR, getting in a rental car.
"LHR" is Heathrow Airport.
So it's basically any girl's fantasy! Your life sucks and your parents are jerks but then Jake Gyllenhaal shows up and rescues you.
LOL
Shebanubi @Shebanubi
UK
@ITVLorraine met Jake Gyllenhaal & was struck dumb by his bright sky blue eyes. Still kicking myself for uncharacteristic fangirl moment
1H ago
WFTers are the only sick deluded liars around here.
Stupid trolly,
This isn't OMG, we don't post lies here.
There are many OMG lies commented and proven as lies here - can you give us an example of a lie posted on WFT? Of course you can't, you can just bullshhit and troll.
Jake cares much more about Marcus than his "hubby" and "father of his kids" in LA.
OMGers hate when peple laugh at their crazy lies. Good! :)
WFTers are the only sick deluded liars around here.
LOL!!!
Albert was so right :)
Albert Einstein: "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Seton Preston
@SetonPreston
UK
Just met with actor Jake Gyllanhall . . Chilled out lad . . And nice to talk too . . Even he was amazed Chelsea managed to beat Barca :)
11:38 - 19 Apr 12 via Twitter for BlackBerry
Seton Preston @SetonPreston
Music Mad , Bass Crazy , Aviation Enthusiast and The good Life in between
United Kingdom
http://twitter.com/#!/@SetonPreston
Just met with actor Jake Gyllanhall . . Chilled out lad . . And nice to talk too . .
Jake loves chatting with cute guys :)
OK, it's official, Jake is in UK for Marcus and Carey.
I forgive him for ditching LAPD event, and we know that now Austin is just one of Jake's friends, not a reason to travel to LA.
David White @davidwhite_
London
Just heard that Dom from the office met Jake Gyllenhaal yesterday, SO jealous.
6 min ago
So what is OMG obsession with Maggies pregnancy . It venturing into creepy territory
Special K made up a story (with lots of red arrows) about PR faking date for Jake, Maggie, Peter and Naomi photos in New York (October 8, 2011 - Out With The Family In New York City) in order to claim that Jake and Austin are together in LA when we think that Jake is in New York.
In that story she used size of Maggie's bump as one of her "arguments", so 6-7 crazy stories later it turned into "PR is photoshopping paparazzi photos and Maggie is using surrogate" stupidity.
Yes, OMGers are crazy and desperate like that.
These are women who've never been pregnant and apparently have neve known any pregnant women. Everyone knows that one day you don't look pregnant and the next day it's like WHOA! And the creepy person on OMG who talks about the size and shift of Maggie's bump...well duh! LOL. Unbelievable in their stupidity.
prairiegirl said...
LOLLLLLLLLL!!! Lightbulb!!
Now I know what this is all about. This is why all the head scratching. I kept wondering why Jake would have committed to the LA Conservation luncheon if he knew Marcus & Carey were getting married. Of course he would want to be there.
I'm not sure who is where and when. But I know now what this is all about.
It's about Austin's birthday which is Tuesday.
LOLLL - what a coincidence. Do you guys realize there was this same hullabulloo last year at this same time with Mumford & Sons and Austin's birthday??
LOLLLL!!! These guys are getting just too predictable.
They need to brainstorm and come up with some new ideas.
lol, this is great.
April 20, 2012 1:02 PM
prairiegirl said...
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
This is awesome. It's about Austin's ♪♫ Happy Birthday ♪♫
All of the mystery is about Austin's birthday.
Whether Jake is in London or L.A. or Paris or Texas or Kansas.
Austin is there, too
Sure PG,
Jake asked Marcus & Carey to get married this weekend, on this date, so he could use their wedding to draw attention from Austin's birthday. Makes perfect sense!
Man, she's scary mad insane.
Marfa 2.0 said...
Oh, that's what this is all about. How ridiculous. I was wondering why the fixation on whether Jake is in England or LA. Now, I get it too. That's why some are arguing about the "Live" tweet too. I remember that stupid Revival Tour last year and how the train mysteriously stopped in Marfa and even Lance Armstrong showed up. Busy was there too and the showed up in NY with Michelle. I'm convinced there was a Birthday celebration that Sunday. Also, you do know that B-day's can be celebrated on other days in the week. Non-closeted people do it all the time. So I would suspect closeted people might even be more prone to do so.
"train mysteriously stopped in Marfa"
See stupid trolly, that's an example of OMG idiotic and blatant lies.
Marfa was part of the tour, tour that had nothing to do with Jake and was planned by people who aren't Jake at least few months before the actual event. But OMG doesn't give a shit about simple facts like that.
Awwwwwww, it's so nice of Jake to attend the wedding and make friends with people like Marcus and Carey :)
They seems very close.
I guess they have a lot in common :)
Probable, BTW, I am waiting for new photos with Marshall :)
Katie ball @katiee_ball
Just been in the same pub as the Mumford and suns and Jake gyllenhaal!!
2 min ago
Cool :)
DAMN!
DAMN!
You better bring me back an Olympic souvenir since you are not going to be here for my birthday! You son of a bitch!
Don't be surprised if the locks are changed! You tell me you are going to Soul Cycle and you end up in England? I HATE YOU!!
Leanne Robertson @Leanne_KR
best night of my life at work!!!!! Met Jake Gyllenhaal and Mumford and sons!! #suchahappygirl #bestnightever
38 min ago
Spin cycle said...
So to sum up:
1) There was no evidence that Austin was with Jake on his birthday last year. Not a single picture or tweet or mention anywhere.
2) In a example of desperate spin, Austin not being seen at Coachella was used as evidence by Jaustinees that he WASN'T there, but Austin not being seen at Marfa is used as proof that he WAS there.
3) Now, after having spent his time in the US being seen without Austin or any of his five make believe children, Jake appears to have headed to England without the prior approval of Jaustinees, which has got them into another bout of spinning.
4) Showing the kind of tunnel vision that would make a mole envious, Jaustinees argue that Jake being seen in England this week must be because of Austin's birthday next week. It's an argument that makes no sense at all, but it's a useful distraction from the continued black hole of nothingness which constitutes the "Jake is married to Austin and has five children" story that even long term named posters on this site find too absurd to swallow.
April 21, 2012 1:14 AM
@2:54 AM truth hurts uh?
Yes, OMGers and trolly can't stand the truth and facts. Stupid and pathetic.
What truth is that, trolly? Well? We are all ears!
In a example of desperate spin, Austin not being seen at Coachella was used as evidence by Jaustinees that he WASN'T there, but Austin not being seen at Marfa is used as proof that he WAS there.
That is OMG kind of "truth"! LOL
Trolly, cat got your tongue?
Tell us about that truth, show us that you aren't here just to call people names.
One Tree Hill fans @OTHFanbase
Let's all do something nice for Austin Nichols' bday,our wonderful Julian Baker! Find out how here: http://www.twitlonger.com/show/gtg5ec (please pass along)
Vanessa Hudgens dates Austin Nichols?
Austin director Jeff Nichols took a major leap into the ranks of the world's best filmmakers on Thursday when the Cannes Film Festival announced that his new movie "Mud" would play in the main competition.
Dominique Jago @DominiqueJago
"I've learned a ton from Jake. He's a really sharp guy. He told me everything about acting, the business, girls, life." - @AUS10NICHOLS
Well?
LOL!
He told me everything about acting, the business, girls, life.
Sure Austin - he told you everything about acting straight, the PR business, beards, closet life.
Jessica Wright @Jessicca_Wright
Jake Gyllenhaal in Boots taunton, whaaaaaat!?
49 min ago
Taunton, Somerset England.
Vanessa Hudgens dates Austin Nichols?
No Vanessa is dating Austin Butler.
Jessica Wright @Jessicca_Wright
Taunton, Somerset, UK
Jake Gyllenhaal in Boots taunton, whaaaaaat!?
52m ago
Boots UK Limited (commonly known as Boots) is a pharmacy chain in the United Kingdom, with outlets in most high streets throughout the country.
Buying more condoms!
2) In a example of desperate spin, Austin not being seen at Coachella was used as evidence by Jaustinees that he WASN'T there, but Austin not being seen at Marfa is used as
proof that he WAS there...
You are my hero!
Buying more condoms!
He's going to need them!
I hope so!
2) In a example of desperate spin, Austin not being seen at Coachella was used as evidence by Jaustinees that he WASN'T there, but Austin not being seen at Marfa is used as proof that he WAS there.
Remarkable!
Makes perfect sense to us!
Trolly, cat got your tongue?
Tell us about that truth, show us that you aren't here just to call people names.
Stupid trolly is here just to troll and get pissed off because people laught at his crappy lies.
Omg said...
Makes perfect sense to us!
DUH!!!
Sorry trolly, people will continue to discuss and comment OMG and Special K's lies and insane fiction.
Austin tweeted that he was at Coachella, didn't he? Why don't the Jaustinees believe him? Fantastic post, btw, Spin Cycle!
Why don't the Jaustinees believe him?
Because Austin at Coachella didn't fit their wishful thinking.
Trolly / some OMGer is really pissed off, LOL. Good! :)
Good! LOL! LMAO! GTFO!
Jim Arnott @jimarnott23
OMB! Jake Gyllenhaal is in Taunton
10 min ago
.2012-04-21 10:32:36
Exclusive: Carey Mulligan Marries Marcus Mumford!Celebrity News April 21, 2012 AT 12:12PM By Andrea Lavinthal ..
Carey Mulligan is a married woman!
The Drive actress wed Marcus Mumford at a farm in Somerset, England in front of approximately 100 guests, including family and celeb pals, Sienna Miller, Colin Firth and Jake Gyllenhaal, on Saturday, Us Weekly has confirmed.
After just five months together, the Mumford & Sons singer, 24, popped the question to the British star, 26, in August 2011.
"They're a great couple," a pal told Us of the duo who were childhood pen pals in London. "Very sweet."
Things first got serious when Mulligan and Gyllenhaal caught a secret Mumford & Sons show in Nashville, Tenn. February 2011 at the home of band members from The Apache Rela
Read more: http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/carey-mulligan-marries-marcus-mumford-2012214#ixzz1sh7WXcUv
Congratulations! :)
Special K said...
Wow, who would have thought a post about Austin tweeting "neon lights" would cause this must commotion.
It always reinforces to me that Austin and Jake are still together, and how so many people know they are.
and Spin C my new hero answer:
No one is talking about that. It's obvious that Jake being in England is what caused the commotion, considering that is what the 90% of this post has been about.
but Special lame K doesn't surrender herself, to the logic, and to a infinitelysuperior intelligence
The commotion is really about Jake and Austin still being together. It really bothers people and it scares the hell out of some of them too.
Spin C beats with a manual hit
And on the other hand, if I'd invested over five years of my life in the belief that Jake and Austin were married with children I'd be pretty scared and bothered by them not being together.
Point! set! game!
Spin C wins for apparent superiority
at the end Special lame K, exhausted from the clash with an adversary too strongly it abandons the game getting a bitter and humiliating defeat
Special K said...
A little break from some who still don't get it. (Yeah those who were just deleted) Enjoy brunch/lunch!
Back soon.
from OMG Wimbledon it's all
The commotion is really about Jake and Austin still being together. It really bothers people and it scares the hell out of some of them too.
Geez, Special K is as stupid as the rest of OMG.
Colin Firth and Jake Gyllenhaal at the same wedding?? Please tell me that they are seated at the same table at the reception and they agree to make a film together. That would be too much awesome on the big screen.
Would love that too! :)
The Drive actress wed Marcus Mumford at a farm in Somerset, England in front of approximately 100 guests.
How beautiful. :) What was her gown like?
J&A scare the hell out of us. We must stop watching The Shoes music video!
Were any floating ears spotted at the wedding?
LMAO!!!
You would be scared of me too, if you had to take care of five screaming kids by yourself all day while your better half is off in the English countryside flirting with Colin Firth. Happy Birthday to me! God! I hate him!
Colin Firth and Jake Gyllenhaal at the same wedding?? Please tell me that they are seated at the same table at the reception and they agree to make a film together. That would be too much awesome on the big screen.
Alexander and Prince of Persia. Does exist something more gay?
You would be scared of me too, if you had to take care of five screaming kids by yourself all day while your better half is off in the English countryside flirting with Colin Firth. Happy Birthday to me! God! I hate him!
LOL Austin Solis desperate housewife!
while your better half is off in the English countryside flirting with Colin Firth.
Ha! lol
Btw. Jake could return tomorrow. Why he should remain in Europe once that the marriage has been celebrated? Unless Colin and he have in project to visit all the hotels of the English country, that would be AMAZING! ;)
Were any floating ears spotted at the wedding?
We'll have to see. One of the OMG'ers implied that Austin is the only man at Coachella who was over six feet, so that must mean he wouldn't be able to go incognito and must not have been there. Again, we'll have to see what develops!
Did SK lose her sense of humor over this subject? It seems so.
Special K and OMGers are in panic.
After weeks and weeks in New York we found out that Jake will film a movie in Toronto and then work for months in New York. And now he prefered to be with Marcus instead with LAPD and Austin in LA.
Jake is giving big FUCK YOU to all OMG theories and speculations.
Nothing will save SK & OMG, not even red arrows.
I'll pull out the big guns - pink circles
LMAO!
PG said....
That's fine. That is your opinion and that's great. We got it. But you've said that now how many times?
We have your opinion and your thoughts clear as a bell.
Enough already!
You're monopolizing, you're repeating and you're badgering the blog administrator. You've long overstayed your welcome. No one else will say it but I have no problem in doing so.
What is hilarious is you act as if you don't even know who is administrating this site but you know full well who is.
You have called the blog administrator insulting names as well as foul profanities.
You know you have. So knock off the innocent act.
Your obsession with this site has become more than trolling and has now crossed over into a state of harassment. If this were a place of employment, you would have been walked out ages ago.
Gurl needs to get out more if she thinks that is "harrassment". I bet she is e real passive-aggressive beyotch & bully at her workplace lmao.
It's not Austin's birthday yet.
Austin's birthday is on Tuesday.
Jake will be in UK or New York on Tuesday, don't believe he'll travel to LA soon.
"It's not Austin's birthday yet."
Jake doesn't give a shit about being with Austin for months so how does Austin's birthday matter one way or another? It doesn't, it is clear that Jake and Austin aren't boyfriends.
It's not Austin's birthday yet.
True.
Yeah but it's my birthday weekend! At least he could have done is hire a damned babysitter so I could have gone to England as well! But nooooooo it would be too much money he says. Maggie is almost due so we can't leave the kids her with it would be unfair. Mom tires too easily
these days so can't leave them with her he says
So I have too stay behind and clean the basement. GOD! I HATE HIM!!
Huh? What does it matter if Austin's birthday is today or in 3 days?
Austin, nobody likes a whiner!
What does it matter if Austin's birthday is today or in 3 days?
Nah, OMGers never answer questions like that. They come here to complain, bullshit and play stupid.
Paul Culverwell @mRc_est81
So today Jake Gyllenhaal was lucky enough to see me in the flesh, he didn't say hello but we all know how much it meant to him. #taunton
1 min ago
HUH?!
Caroline @p0tat0ed
I NEED PICTURES OF JAKE GYLLENHAAL AND COLIN FIRTH TOGETHER YESTERDAY
Victoria Parsons @musingsofvix
Not that I like Jake Gyllenhaal much, but I never see famous people when they come to Taunton - not fair! I was in Boots today too.
Paul Culverwell @mRc_est81
So today Jake Gyllenhaal was lucky enough to see me in the flesh, he didn't say hello but we all know how much it meant to him. #taunton
1 min ago
D'awww!! Paul, if Colin Firth weren't in the room I am sure Jake's room key would have been yours!
Me Colin and Jake were already in the Jake's room naked , it is for this motiv that I expected at least a regard ;)
Awwwwww, sorry Paul, better luck next time!
PG has finally lost it.
Is she "leaving" again ?
I know what you're thinking! You've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punks?
Dirty PG! lol
No she has gone to a place called Oklahoma Joe's.
Hoooo noooooo!
OMGers are such sore LOSERS, LOL!
Poor people, they are running out of lies and shit to post about Jake, Austin and "kids" :)
tabloid! @GulfNewsTabloid
Carey Mulligan and Marcus Mumford married on a farm by the groom's dad. 200 guests included Sienna Miller, Jake Gyllenhaal, Colin Firth.
april getaruelas @aprilOTH2312
@AUS10NICHOLS DMed me this: Happy Birthday April. Have an incredible year. I will be thinking about you. My birthday is in two days.
10h ago
kate alison @katyalison
@AUS10NICHOLS just saw Gary Clark Jr at @coachella thx for the recommendation!!
21st April
LML @LMLheartsLA
@AUS10NICHOLS I didn't know you were the tall man in front of me during Bon Iver and Radiohead till my friend told me at Coachella. Cheers.
18 April
LML @LMLheartsLA
@AUS10NICHOLS I didn't know you were the tall man in front of me during Bon Iver and Radiohead till my friend told me at Coachella. Cheers.
18 April
Ready and waiting to prove this peon is wrong!
Don't forget to use pink circles too!
So where is Jake globe trotter now?
Recovering after wild parties in UK :)
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