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Lainey? Puleeze. If she has gossip like this then she lifted it from somewhere else. Look elsewhere to see if there is such a story.
This woman is too removed from the industry to have real insider sources plus she's pretty clueless and her gossip is subject to her likes and dislikes.
Edward Norton certainly fits the description of someone who's difficult and above it all. I still think it's Gerard Butler bcz she truly loathes him. Ashton Kutcher is another one she can't stand. Jeremy Renner would be someone who thinks of himself as dark, but this is someone fans think is Adorable. With Dimples.
It's possible one of them could be Bradley Cooper because she's on the fence about him. She likes Gosling and Reynolds. Her two Canadians. Otherwise I'd say Adorable Dimples is Reynolds.
In fact, the more I think about it, it well may be Ryan Reynolds, currently bearding with Blake Lively. Always super "private" he is seen with Blake Lively, holding hands picvicing, going for walks, etc. a lot more than he was ever seen with his ex-wife.
They get photographed in settings where it is unlikely paparrazzi would ever be. The photos look staged. Certainly acting like he's "scared straight." He's always been "very private " in the past.
Ted admits it finally said... Sorry but I see that you are going to ignore Ted C's final truth about Jake not being Toothy. According to Ted C, Jake does not have any kids and that Ted wants Jake to find a girlfriend and start making babies. If this does not prove that Jake is not Toothy finally by ted's own admission by elimination than you are as sick as the National Enquirer.
Dear Ted: Glad to hear Jake Gyllenhaal is happy for Reese Witherspoon's pregnancy. Which leads me to wonder, do you think he is the sort of guy to have parental urgings that need to be satisfied? —MFH
Dear Baby Daddy: Not sure if Jakey's hoping for a tot of his own, but he would make a phenomenal father. Did you see him around Reese's kiddos? Dude's totally got that parental instinct. Now, let's find Jake a new GF and let the baby-making begin!
Ted admits it finally said... Sorry but I see that you are going to ignore Ted C's final truth about Jake not being Toothy. According to Ted C, Jake does not have any kids and that Ted wants Jake to find a girlfriend and start making babies. If this does not prove that Jake is not Toothy finally by ted's own admission by elimination than you are as sick as the National Enquirer.
And, alot of BIisexual men marry women. Are you also aware that a lot of BIsexual Women marry men also?
I would say that they are more the reality because they put their urges on the back burner for a family (hetro), that is, and don't act on their urges. Or they creep / fool around. Men and WOMEN both! Not saying it's right because it's not, but it happens and more often tham most believe or understand. The default word is the call the man GAY who's married to a woman, while women would be called bi, a freak, sexy or open minded towards her sexuality.
Jake Gyllenhaal is tormented by photos of his long lost love, Reese Witherspoon. via Celebitchy
Jake torment by Reeses' pictures
She broke his heart and dumped him two years ago, but Reese Witherspoon still makes the cut with Jake Gyllenhaal – before he reads any magazine or newspaper, an assistant rips or snips out every last photo of Reese because he’s still torching… and simply can’t bear to see her face!
Said a family friend: “You’d think he’s be over it by now, especially since he’s dated many beauties like Taylor Swift, and Reese is now married. But Jake can’t bring himself to look at her photo – and absolutely refuses to see her movies. So before any publications are given to him, Reese stories or pictures are RIPPED! Even if it’s just a photo with a small caption, his assistant clips it out with scissors!”
Ted is so full of it. For years he's let everyone believe that Jake is Toothy. And now he's saying he is not. That's a shitty thing to do, both to us and to Jake.
Toothy Believer said... No, that's just another "Dear Ted" letter. Ted said he would have another BV post about Toothy on Friday that would be delicious.
I don't know why people write in about Jake Gyllenhaal when they want to find out if he has kids. Ted will never "out" Jake as being gay, nor will he state that he has kid(s) when his public persona is that he is a hot bachelor, who has never been married or with child. That's why he has Blind Vice monikers. So he can discuss the scandals behind the scenes, without naming names.
Still, Ted always makes sure to give some clues in his answers about actual celebrities. For instance, notice how Ted doesn't know if Jake wants a "tot" of his own, yet he just knows he would make a phenomenal father. His reason for such a positive generalization: Jake's interaction with Reese kids? Now that's funny. I remember he and Deacon looked all kinds of awkward together in the few photos that were taken. Which actually over a two year period were very few. I find it funny too that Ted thinks others need to go out and find Jake a "new GF" for the baby-making to begin. He's making fun of how everyone has to introduce Jake to his "girlfriends." And, he's making fun of the idea that some people still think that it is the only way our Jakey-poo can have a child. This is gay humor people. Dripping with sarcasm and innuendo.
This must have happened in London during the filming of the Shoes video. Jake and Austin were together in Berlin, so I guess Austin and Jake split after that.
I have followed these two for a LONG time and I hope Austin moves on, for good.
Jake and Austin were together in Berlin, so I guess Austin and Jake split after that.
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Please.
Jake and Austin broke up long time ago.
True, they've been off and on for years. This is true whether you follow Ted to the letter or just observe honestly for yourself. But like many off and on relationships, when you're back together, you're together. There were a lot of signs that they were back together. Then, Jake blew it.
If Toothy is Jake (IF for me) this explains his recent weirdness. He's been acting like he's depressed in the past month or so. My brother who lives in Chinatown/SoHo has seen him twice recently in the hood, and described him as "brooding" - no smiles, no chit chat.
My brother who lives in Chinatown/SoHo has seen him twice recently in the hood, and described him as "brooding" - no smiles, no chit chat.
In what context did your brother see him? At a social gathering? Or just walking down the street? You'd be hard-pressed to find anyone chit-chatting or smiling at strangers even moreso if you're a celebrity in NY.
Oh boy - I guess this effectively ends all the speculation - either Jake isn't TT, or there's trouble in TT paradise. I wonder how it will be explained...
We know that Austin was not in London with Jake, because the desperate housewife has met him in London in the Airport, thing that would not be been able to happen if Austin had not taken her same flight from Los Angeles.
Doesn't say if Toothy cheated with a man or a woman, but clearly Ted isn't talking about Lea because she's not been a co-worker from a movie. And it doesn't say "costar" so it could have been director, extra or crew.
So... Shoes video or someone he met on End of Watch?
Ted is ridiculous, this BV is ridiculous. we know Jake better then him. we know that Jake lives in NY where it has an apartment. which need to rent a room?
For privacy's sake, or the thrill of the forbidden and sleazy. Well, even if the BV were true, sometimes relationships run a course and don't last forever. Maybe that's why Jake moved to NY?
This is ridiculous. a co - worker of an old film would have followed Jake to Paris or Berlin, for one night stand? and Jake would not have brought him in the hotel where it already lodged, but in another more expensive? where would some French have noticed it?
NYC is another possibility, of course, if this happened very recently. It doesn't matter at all if Jake has an apartment there, when you're having a sexttime rendezvous, you meet in a hotel! Don't you watch movies??
Ted has invented everything, this is for me a way to detach himself from this history, as according to me, it is not a case that the letter to which Ted has chosen to answer this morning it allowed him to say that Jake doesn't have children, while in the BV he says that TT GG has a family.
NYC is another possibility, of course, if this happened very recently. It doesn't matter at all if Jake has an apartment there, when you're having a sexttime rendezvous, you meet in a hotel! Don't you watch movies??
then for you Jake and Austin have remained together this whole time and them they have one or more hidden children? because if you believe in a fact that Ted tells then you have to believe in the whole history
I do think Jake has a kid. One kid. Actually everything has been quite consistent, these past 6-7 years, with Ted's Toothy/Grey and the reality of real-life Jake/Austin.
The idea of multiple BTs is manufactured by the girls over at OMG. They cherry-pick what Ted says, not just about Jake G, but about Toothy.
This blind is really nothing new, except that many followers of TT interpreted from Ted that Toothy and Grey were essentially dunzo years ago, and that Tooth kept the kid. This blind implies that they've been more on/off than that, but their new off (thanks to slutty Tooth) is possibly permanent.
it is not what Ted says, it is the time when he chooses to do him/it. The same day, first it clearly says that Jake doesn't have and doesn't want children, then the BV.about families and betrayals, for me its game is enough clear.
You really think that Jake is able to hide his own child to the world, while it is making him see with nephews and children of other people among which those of Reese? and in the while he is eating out, almost every days, make gymnastics, hunging w/Lea and live in NY in a small apartment?
I do think Jake has a kid. One kid. Actually everything has been quite consistent, these past 6-7 years, with Ted's Toothy/Grey and the reality of real-life Jake/Austin.
Why would Jake have a kid with a man he doesn't care about?
Jake and Austin doing nothing to be in the same city at the same time is consistent, but that suggests that they aren't together and that there is no baby.
Was Lea in a movie with Jake? I'm guessing Ted is referring to when Jake was recently in Paris but the clue doesn't fit Lea because she's not a co-star of his.
Well, that will be the next BV. TT will come crawling back through the slime begging forgiveness from GG, but GG will have moved on to someone more worthy of him. :)
Austin is very beautiful - whatever happens, it will work out for the best for him.
They are hoppin' mad over at OMG - hoppin' mad. They are saying that Ted is trying to help keep the sekrit with this latest BV. Nevermind that Ted was the one who divulged it in the first place. I think Ted is moving on.
Unless Ted got faulty information about the person Jake was holed up in a room with and he doesn't know he's referring to the hotel room in Berlin that Jake shared with...Austin (who's a definite past-co-star) but Ted got info that it was someone else.
Ted should really end this TT saga now. His contradictions are getting worse and worse. At this point I'm not buying anything he says. I'm starting to think that TT is not even an actual person, but some kind of mish mash of different people that he met or heard about through the years. He hears a juicy gossip about some c-list wannabe star. Great! Let's make it into a TT story. Some of the TT stuff could even be Ted's own fiction writing. No one will know. For me he's lost all credibility.
5:55 PM - you think that we should ignore Ted when he's saying that Jake Gyllenhaal doesn't have kids? Why?
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Yeah I think this is a smokescreen too. Along with alot of other people here on OMG who how aren't buying it either.
And Ted know they are going to split. Not just because they are still together. If they split it would break the confidentiality of their marriage and essentially out what they have elaborately worked so hard to keep private.
prairiegirl said... I agree they're smokescreens for the guys. I think he's doing this at the request of someone.
I think the guys are the ones who want to continue to hide. And I tend to lean towards putting most of the blame on Grey Goose - Austin.
I think it's Austin who wants to continue to be in the closet, not Jake. Reported by Ted in the earlier days, it was Grey Goose who convinced Jake that they could have what they wanted - have careers and have their family.
I've said it once and I'll say it again. Austin is really the one who wears the pants in that family. Austin calls the shots. And what Austin wants and likes, Jake does for him. Where Austin wants to eat when he's home, it's to places that Austin is going to like. And when they vacation (for instance Tortuga Bay), it always involves water. Why? Because that is what Austin loves. Water.
It is a charming and romantic trait the way Jake desires to please him even after 10 years of being together. It's Austin's apparent unwillingness to take a backseat that is really beginning to catch my attention.
He seems like a very nice guy but I have a different idea when it comes to the closet
Oh come on, this isn't news, we know that Jake and Austin aren't together, at least for a year, when Jake spent Austin's birthday with Marcus, on the road.
PG is so into her own fanfiction it's becoming quite disturbing. Now she's assigning roles for them to play and deciding where they go on vacation and also why. Creepy!
If Jake and Austin are an item I'd say that Jake is the one who wants to stay in the closet.
Hardly no one knows who Austin is so he's got nothing much to lose by outing himself. Jake on the other hand is a rather wellknown celeb and it could hurt him to come out as gay.
For the record I don't believe they are a couple and I think Ted's BS today was an attempt to bury a vice that has become a burden for him. That's what happens when you lie too much, Ted. Lies have a tendency to come back eventually and bite you in the rear.
While professionally Jake is the lead and Austin defers because Jake has the greater opportunities, at home it is very different. Austin wears the pants in their personal relationship, and doing so gives them a real balance as couple.
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Special you talk as if you know Jake and Austin personally. I have news for you. YOU DON'T.
There is nothing wrong with a little fun speculating about a HW star we/you admire but, This Jake and Austin are married with 5+ children is insane. Then when your source that you look to tries to dismantle a fun BV that took on a life of it's own with a desparate needy few, you don't believe him after hanging onto his every word. Then try to tear him apart. And some of those words were not his words. They were totally made up ideas coming from the (J/A married raising kids) fans, meaning you and some posters here. Are you aware of this? Then you run with your ideas as the truth. Like the above (at home it's totally different)?? Do you hear yourself? Are you aware of what you are doing? SAD
Sorry for the rant but you really need to stop acting as if you know everything about Jake and Austin's life, because (You Really DON'T).
I know you will delete this post, but the truth is the light and some don't like or can't deal with the truth.
OMG are experts when it comes to rewriting history to their liking. Now they're stating that TT is dancing after GG's tune when all the recent events (as told by their hero Casablanca) would indicate that it's actually the other way around. LMAO!!!
LOL peegee must be losing her mind big time. She doesn't know what to think (although I'm sure M&M will tell her what to think), keeps deleting her posts. OMGs finally got their "bombshell" (seekwit shoutout to real m), but NOT the one they were hoping for or expecting. LMAO. This is so delicious to watch their made up world come crashing down. The paranioa is rampant over there with some posters claiming it is all a plot to "destroy" OMG. No words...
That happens sooner or later to people who refuse to acknowledge facts and common sense. But this is just about gossip and fandom, nothing really important.
Yes for normal and well balanced people, but we are talking about OMGers. This is like the end of the world for OMG because they have built up this whole imaginary J&A fantasy world based on Ted's bullshit.
Even now they think Ted has been "coerced" into writing that BV. Sorry OMG, it's just more of the same BS.
This actress is A list through and through. She has achieved about the most success an actress can receive. Money, fame and awards. She wanted to be the world's sweetheart, but if they knew how she got to her lofty position they would be rethinking their judgment.
When Backstabber came to Hollywood she thought she was hot and that she could make it on her looks. Back home she was always the prettiest and she figured she would be here too. Nope. Not even close. She was smart enough to figure that out and also learned about the casting couch really quickly. Her first roles were secured via the casting couch and also led her to do some things she has never done since on film. It is true that she has attempted to buy some of those earlier films and then make sure no new copies are ever released.
In one of her casting couch experiences she met a mentor who has guided her almost every step of the way. Although they stopped sleeping together after six months when Backstabber threatened to tell his wife, they have been good friends ever since and Backstabber makes sure to send over some young actresses she runs into looking for a break to his office to keep him happy.
It came to Backstabber's attention that there was a role which would be perfect for her but the lead had been promised to someone else. Another actress who had very similar qualities and beat out Backstabber for a career defining role and made her white hot. Destined for A list (and still with great name recognition, but not Crash & Burn from yesterday), she made a few more movies and now has one bomb after another on television and in movies. Backstabber started whispering in ears that this actress had a drug problem and could not be relied on. She told everyone she could about the drugs and booze and erratic behavior. None of it was true, but what was a shoo in for the actress and her spot as the actress to watch disappeared in a flash and went to Backstabber.
This is where it gets interesting. On the set, Backstabber met her soon to be husband, but he was already having sex with two of the other still B list co-stars and would have laughed if you told him what Backstabber had in mind. Aside from the casting couch, Backstabber was not and is not a sexual person. She does it out of duty. For this guy though, she knew that would not work. She seduced and teased and the next thing you know, the guy had left the other two co-stars in the dust and was on his knee in a second trying to marry Backstabber. To be the world's sweetheart you needed a husband. Mission accomplished. The only misfire Backstabber had was that her husband would chat in a second and with Backstabber only having sex with him once a month at the most, he would go wandering and straying. She did not mind when he was quiet about it, but after she paid for the third abortion for him, he was out the door.
While they were married, Backstabber continued to climb the Hollywood ladder. Drug accusations here, sending over some of her "friends" from back home to spend the night with a studio executive. To get the ultimate prize, she actually did have sex with a few people who could make or break things for her. She has no actress friends left in Hollywood because she has talked smack about everyone of them. She works for charities but only because it is expected. She has said privately that she keeps every penny she has ever made and that she is not going to give her money to a bunch of broke people or the N word on the street. Oh yeah, she is racist. Probably more so than anyone at a KKK rally. Movies with black people? Not if she can help it. Earlier in her career she could not control it. Now? Casting approval. No black people. Other minorities? No thank you. If she sees you drinking she will try and have you fired. Swearing? She better not hear you. Yeah, so it was a real treat when she had to work with a guy who dropped F bombs every five seconds and had a string of hookers and booze in his trailer the whole shoot. You can see her grimacing the entire movie.
Even now they think Ted has been "coerced" into writing that BV.
They do it all the time - make insane speculations but NEVER EVER mention why, for what purpose would that be done.
Let's presume that Ted has been "coerced" into writing newest BV. Jake is a slut. Big deal. That has nothing to do with Jake and Austin being in the closet. Nothing to do with BT. Straight and gay couples with and without kids are divorcing all the time. Nothing changes with this BV.
It is just the case of crazy OMGers not getting what they wanted to hear about Jake, Austin and 5 + 1 babies.
Let's presume that Ted has been "coerced" into writing newest BV. Jake is a slut. Big deal. That has nothing to do with Jake and Austin being in the closet.
P.S. And nothing to do with Austin and Jake wanting or not wanting to stay in the closet.
The point is that what Ted has written doesn't seem to speak neither of the true Jake, neither of the idea of Jake that Ted has always looked for to sell.
All is quiet on the Jake front. Last seen eating out in NYC, the Jake Gyllenhaal trail has now cooled and a reward has been offered for any verified sightings of the actor. This may not actually be true. However, a bit part of me hopes that this absence has a lot to do with Jake dotting 'i's and crossing 't's on his contract for An Enemy. Director Denis Villeneuve's next project, Prisoners, is due to being production in early 2013 and so if he wants to have An Enemy finished and dusted by then, presumably work will begin soon. Maybe Jake's getting measured for his double suits as we speak.
Tweet + photo of Jake: "@jannyyylee: My sister had brunch in NYC and happened to be sitting two tables down from Jake Gyllenhaal #sojealous" http://twitpic.com/8ywfca March 20
The next sighting that is certain is Jake's appearance at the Celebration of Paul Newman's Dream in NYC on 2 April. Advocate magazine celebrates its 45th birthday next week in Beverly Hills but, despite a little confusion in some of the announcements with the inclusion of Jake's name, it doesn't look as if he's to attend. Which is a shame. Advocate gave Jake and Heath one of their most memorable covers.
Earlier this month, the SXSW Film Festival featured the premiere of the documentary Big Easy Express, which follows Mumford and Sons along their Railroad Revival Tour last March. What memorable days those were, not least because among the crew and band was none other than Jake Gyllenhaal. Without having intended to accompany the tour, Jake became their most famous stowaway. We must wait and see to learn if Jake is featured in this musical documentary, but, in the meantime, here's the trailer to bring back some memories.
The point is that what Ted has written doesn't seem to speak neither of the true Jake, neither of the idea of Jake that Ted has always looked for to sell.
That is a lie.
Ted wrote about Jake having sex with Hollywood bigwigs, having sex with perfect strangers and having sex with people who needed to sign confidentiality agreements first.
For example:
Fri, Dec 12, 2008 by Ted Casablanca
Another one bites the romantic dust. Sure, it's no secret that lots of Hollywood movie stars require confidentiality contracts—from their house cleaners, their assistants, their cooks and, yes, sometimes, even their lovers. We've mentioned this before.
Heartless as it may seem, some folks can't even get close to getting off unless they feel they'll be protected from any morning-after spills to the tabloids, thanks to whichever partner they happened to hook up with. Not really such the shocker there, once you think about it. But what's truly unusual is who we're told has now used this cold-as-ice, fine-print safeguard, you'll never guess...
Yes, it's our very own beloved closet cutie, Toothy Tile!
Love it, he's not so dumb after all, eh? I remember Toothy back from when he was getting it on in West Hollywood parking lots, for any cop to see. In fact one did see, but, of course, the Tooth got off, thanks to his powerful reps—sheesh, so predictable. But now comes word that Toothy's not only stepping out on the B.F. (unless this was done with his approval, perchance?), but he's doing it smartly, like, every other bigass, closeted dude in town does—contracts to sign, in hand.
Nice one, Tooth! The publicist-powered group you hang with nowadays musta taught you a thing or two, eh?
Oh, and you want the dirt from the guy who took his very own confidentiality agreement in hand and spilled the deets just the same? It was all lovely, we're told...the kind of loveliness that grows on ya, if you catch my naughty drift.
Oh, and that Toothy has something in common with Ryan Gosling: Such a cool demeanor, you'd have no idea the fire burning down below. None.
Yes, but then he has told us that a boring family man had become and super discreet careful to everything and is difficult to hold the footstep with what Ted says however, considered that changes more often version than it changes the underpantses.
Advocate magazine celebrates its 45th birthday next week in Beverly Hills but, despite a little confusion in some of the announcements with the inclusion of Jake's name, it doesn't look as if he's to attend.
And I thought that Jake plans to come out next Thurdsay! :)
March 23, 2012 The glossy will celebrate the big 4-5 at the Beverly Hilton on Thursday, welcoming a host of celebs and activists, as well as fashion and social types. Not to mention inductees to the Heroes Hall of Fame, a list of notables that includes Ellen DeGeneres, Rosie O'Donnell, Cynthia Nixon and Jake Gyllenhaal.
Zahrina Faudia @zahrinafaudia Forever wishing Jake Gyllenhaal would not end up as a Cloney-ish or Hugh Grant-ish kinda man. He's too good to be that kinda person:$
After recently making an appearance in a French music video as a horrifying murderer, we are beginning to see a trend in Jake Gyllenhaal’s new choice of roles.
The novella The Double by Jose Saramago has inspired many films and stories over the years because of its creepy plot, about discovering your doppelganger and learning that that person is essentially evil. It was a clear inspiration for Darren Aronofsky’s Black Swan and another adaptation by Richard Ayoade with Jesse Eisenberg as the main role, alongside Mia Wasikowska.
Gyllenhaal is additionally taking on a role in a thriller based off of The Double, titled An Enemy, with Best Foreign Language Film Oscar nominee Denis Villeneuve to direct.
Javier Gullion is currently working on the script for the film, about a dysfunctional history teacher undergoing a divorce and depression, whose colleague tells him to rent a specific movie to make him feel better; eventually he rents the DVD, and when he is watching it, he realizes that the main character in the film is his exact double. The teacher then reluctantly seeks out his doppelganger and both of their lives end up in turmoil, completely turned upside down.
As assumed, Jake will be playing the main role as the history teacher, as well as his spooky double. Villeneuve has indicated that filming for An Enemy will begin this year.
So, be on the lookout for this new thriller with the cute Jake G.!
LOL! Jason aka M&M, now claims to have been around before the TT BI, how convienently timed to counter Teddy's latest bombshell! Funny when M&M made up Jason she never mentioned that fact.
I love how PG set "him" up in the previous thread to e-mail her any tidbits because you know they don't want anyone to know their sekrits!
What will the loons think of next???
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Jason said... Thank you for the invite, Ms. Prairie Girl. You have probably pegged me right. I've been around since the early days. And, what I mean by that, is before Ted's BV started in 2005. I won't elaborate any further than that but since then (as the saying goes) it's been a long, hard slog. I like stopping in just once in a while when I see something that is moving this story forward, because to tell you the truth, Jake has broken my heart more times than I care to count. Don't worry though, I'll be around to cheer the boys on and to comment when I feel I need to. These guys are precious to me, but they will have to push themselves forward on their own. If I can lend some support, perspective or history, you can bet that I will. Jake and Austin 4evah!
He had disappeared the Friday and the Saturday , and then on Sundays reappear with Lea.
That is a lie. Why are you lying? -------------------
Dani Scialo @djssurf Just took a soulcycle class with JAKE GYLLENHAAL #soulproblems #dying March 09, 2012 12:02 PM
"Its really fun to live in a place where you are exposed to celebrities a lot and normally its no big deal when you see someone... but tonight Jake Gyllenhaal was sitting at a table close to us out at dinner. CELEB CRUSH TO THE MAXXX! I was Freaking Out a liitle bit!" 7H ago woman Manhattan March 10, 2012 10:21 AM
Brittany Schreiber @bschreibs If this feeling of achievement after @soulcycle isn't enough spending an hour with Jake Gyllenhaal is definitely worth it! #erikapearl 1 m ago March 10, 2012 3:03 PM
Snapette @Snapette Just saw Jake Gyllenhaal at ABC carpet. He's sporting a backpack... wonder whose couch he's surfing on? March 10, 2012 4:39 PM
J O B @bookofjob Jake Gyllenhaal is @openingceremony and @TaylorSwift13 blasting on the radio about a meanie on the playground #AWKWARD NY March 10, 2012 7:43 PM
I have not voluntarily lied, sorry , I remembered wrong, and I didn't want to insinuate nothing but only to joke, there is not need to be so aggressive.
What's aggressive about asking why you posted a lie? I understand that you want Jake and Lea dating, but please stop making up stories to support your wishful thinking.
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ReplyDeleteI'm noticing a trend: movie stars making music video cameos. In the past week I've seen Jake Gyllenhaal, Rosario Dawson, & McConnaughey.
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Ted will finally admit that there is no BT and Jake and Austin broke up!?!?!
Can't wait!
Fingers crossed :)
Lainey? Puleeze. If she has gossip like this then she lifted it from somewhere else. Look elsewhere to see if there is such a story.
ReplyDeleteThis woman is too removed from the industry to have real insider sources plus she's pretty clueless and her gossip is subject to her likes and dislikes.
Edward Norton certainly fits the description of someone who's difficult and above it all. I still think it's Gerard Butler bcz she truly loathes him. Ashton Kutcher is another one she can't stand. Jeremy Renner would be someone who thinks of himself as dark, but this is someone fans think is Adorable. With Dimples.
ReplyDeleteIt's possible one of them could be Bradley Cooper because she's on the fence about him. She likes Gosling and Reynolds. Her two Canadians. Otherwise I'd say Adorable Dimples is Reynolds.
In fact, the more I think about it, it well may be Ryan Reynolds, currently bearding with Blake Lively. Always super "private" he is seen with Blake Lively, holding hands picvicing, going for walks, etc. a lot more than he was ever seen with his ex-wife.
They get photographed in settings where it is unlikely paparrazzi would ever be. The photos look staged. Certainly acting like he's "scared straight." He's always been "very private " in the past.
True Ryan Reynold has the dimples, but he was married Scarlette, I mean Scarlette!
ReplyDeleteSo?
ReplyDeleteSo the sexiest woman of the planet SJ would marry a gay man?
ReplyDeleteSexiest woman of the planet?!? Thanks for a laugh :)
ReplyDeleteI have no idea if Ryan is gay, but a lot of gay men still marry women.
Scarlett Johansson is pretty, but she doesn't have that spark, that it, that energy to be called sexy. Unlike, for example, Sofía Vergara.
ReplyDeleteOr please, Scarlett is hot as hell
ReplyDeleteHowever these two seems to be allin HW except Jake and James
ReplyDeleteScarlett is bland and generic, probably one of the main reasons she doesn't have better career in Hollywood.
ReplyDeleteTed admits it finally said...
ReplyDeleteSorry but I see that you are going to ignore Ted C's final truth about Jake not being Toothy. According to Ted C, Jake does not have any kids and that Ted wants Jake to find a girlfriend and start making babies. If this does not prove that Jake is not Toothy finally by ted's own admission by elimination than you are as sick as the National Enquirer.
WWTF???!
There is something "off" about her face, don't think she's really pretty.
ReplyDeleteDear Ted:
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear Jake Gyllenhaal is happy for Reese Witherspoon's pregnancy. Which leads me to wonder, do you think he is the sort of guy to have parental urgings that need to be satisfied?
—MFH
Dear Baby Daddy:
Not sure if Jakey's hoping for a tot of his own, but he would make a phenomenal father. Did you see him around Reese's kiddos? Dude's totally got that parental instinct. Now, let's find Jake a new GF and let the baby-making begin!
http://uk.eonline.com/news/the_awful_truth/morning_mail_would_josh_hutcherson/303412
Ted admits it finally said...
ReplyDeleteSorry but I see that you are going to ignore Ted C's final truth about Jake not being Toothy. According to Ted C, Jake does not have any kids and that Ted wants Jake to find a girlfriend and start making babies. If this does not prove that Jake is not Toothy finally by ted's own admission by elimination than you are as sick as the National Enquirer.
When how and where has Ted said this?
Glad to hear Jake Gyllenhaal is happy for Reese Witherspoon's pregnancy.
ReplyDeleteTed made up shit about "Jake caring about chin's pregnancy"? LMAO!
Ted goes crazy or the new Jake's agent is Tony Sprano
ReplyDeleteLOL! :)
ReplyDeleteSoprano*
ReplyDeleteNot sure if Jakey's hoping for a tot of his own, but he would make a phenomenal father...
ReplyDeleteSo Ted is saying (again) that Jake doesn't have kids.
Poor OMGers, again forced to do creative writing in order to "explain" Ted's words.
ReplyDeleteThe world is going contrarily, L that speaks of torrid relationships gay and Ted about GF and children
ReplyDeleteJust wait for that new Toothy Tile Blind Vice today!
ReplyDeleteNow, let's find Jake a new GF and let the baby-making begin!
ReplyDeletePG will LOVE this! :)
but a lot of gay men still marry women.
ReplyDeleteAnd, alot of BIisexual men marry women. Are you also aware that a lot of BIsexual Women marry men also?
I would say that they are more the reality because they put their urges on the back burner for a family (hetro), that is, and don't act on their urges. Or they creep / fool around.
Men and WOMEN both!
Not saying it's right because it's not, but it happens and more often tham most believe or understand.
The default word is the call the man GAY who's married to a woman, while women would be called bi, a freak, sexy or open minded towards her sexuality.
Are you also aware that a lot of BIsexual Women marry men also?
ReplyDeleteWhy?
That is perfectly normal because bisexual people by definition can have real relationships with women and men.
Ted goes crazy or the new Jake's agent is Tony Sprano
ReplyDeleteLOL
oh NO!!!
I think the CIA or the FBI may have gotten to Ted.
Probably to stop his chronic lying.
Jake Gyllenhaal is tormented by photos of his long lost love, Reese Witherspoon.
ReplyDeletevia Celebitchy
Jake torment by Reeses' pictures
She broke his heart and dumped him two years ago, but Reese Witherspoon still makes the cut with Jake Gyllenhaal – before he reads any magazine or newspaper, an assistant rips or snips out every last photo of Reese because he’s still torching… and simply can’t bear to see her face!
Said a family friend: “You’d think he’s be over it by now, especially since he’s dated many beauties like Taylor Swift, and Reese is now married. But Jake can’t bring himself to look at her photo – and absolutely refuses to see her movies. So before any publications are given to him, Reese stories or pictures are RIPPED! Even if it’s just a photo with a small caption, his assistant clips it out with scissors!”
Not sure if Jakey's hoping for a tot of his own,
ReplyDeletewhat does it mean "tot"?
Jake pining after Reese...yeah, right! Lol
ReplyDeleteSilly.
ReplyDeleteabsolutely refuses to see her movies
ReplyDeleteI totally believe that!
I'm sure Jake doesn't watch Reese's shitty movies :)
Ted is so full of it. For years he's let everyone believe that Jake is Toothy. And now he's saying he is not. That's a shitty thing to do, both to us and to Jake.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Ted will change his mind.
ReplyDeleteabout what?
ReplyDeleteAny signs of self-immolation over at OMG ?
ReplyDeleteToothy Believer said...
ReplyDeleteNo, that's just another "Dear Ted" letter. Ted said he would have another BV post about Toothy on Friday that would be delicious.
I don't know why people write in about Jake Gyllenhaal when they want to find out if he has kids. Ted will never "out" Jake as being gay, nor will he state that he has kid(s) when his public persona is that he is a hot bachelor, who has never been married or with child. That's why he has Blind Vice monikers. So he can discuss the scandals behind the scenes, without naming names.
Still, Ted always makes sure to give some clues in his answers about actual celebrities. For instance, notice how Ted doesn't know if Jake wants a "tot" of his own, yet he just knows he would make a phenomenal father. His reason for such a positive generalization: Jake's interaction with Reese kids? Now that's funny. I remember he and Deacon looked all kinds of awkward together in the few photos that were taken. Which actually over a two year period were very few. I find it funny too that Ted thinks others need to go out and find Jake a "new GF" for the baby-making to begin. He's making fun of how everyone has to introduce Jake to his "girlfriends." And, he's making fun of the idea that some people still think that it is the only way our Jakey-poo can have a child. This is gay humor people. Dripping with sarcasm and innuendo.
Typical OMG lies and bullshit, insulting for everyone with a brain:
ReplyDelete1. Ted can answer question about kids WITHOUT stating that Jake has no kids
2. Ted CHOOSES the letters he answers, no one can force him to post lies.
about what?
ReplyDeleteAbout Jake's kids / Jake being Toothy Tile.
Why Ted is doing this? I don't understand.
ReplyDeleteBad memory! :)
ReplyDeleteDo you think that Ted and the new agency have made some type of accord?
ReplyDeleteDon't think so. Jake's new agency is there to find new projects for him, this would be job for his PR team.
ReplyDeleteWell, new blind is up. Toothy is a slut.
ReplyDeleteThis must have happened in London during the filming of the Shoes video. Jake and Austin were together in Berlin, so I guess Austin and Jake split after that.
I have followed these two for a LONG time and I hope Austin moves on, for good.
Toothy Believer said...
ReplyDeleteTed said he would have another BV post about Toothy on Friday that would be delicious.
Delicious is not the right word! LOL
Blind Vice: Toothy Gets Slutty With Room Service!
ReplyDeleteDo we have any Blind Vice couples with happy endings? Stealth Stud-Poof and his BF? Eh. Judas Jack-Off and Dashed Dingle-Dream? Definitely not.
So it was with naïve, battered hope we were all holding out for a Toothy Tile and Grey Goose's happy ending, right?
Don't think we're getting it:
Because even though put-upon Grey has looked the other way during Toothy's past indiscretions this latest one's a little harder to stomach.
T2 had the nerve to not exactly discreetly hole up in a fancy hotel room recently with a coworker. From one of his movies, no less.
It did not go unnoticed by the posh inn's even more posh clientele.
This is a far cry from one of Toothy's back-alley pretty-boy quickies, and it's a situation Grey's finding it much harder to not let bug him.
We say why try? Isn't enough enough?
Come on, true love's one thing (especially when you have family together), but unending masochistic devotion's entirely another.
Grey, stop pretending you're Saint Suck-Up and completely move on, already.
AND IT AIN'T: Brandon Routh, Lenny Kravitz, Jon Hamm
http://uk.eonline.com/news/the_awful_truth/blind_vice_toothy_gets_slutty_with_room/303435
Are OMG heads exploding?
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! :)
Jake and Austin were together in Berlin, so I guess Austin and Jake split after that.
ReplyDeletePlease.
Jake and Austin broke up long time ago.
T2 had the nerve to not exactly discreetly hole up in a fancy hotel room recently with a coworker. From one of his movies, no less.
ReplyDeleteCan't be London, Berlin, New York... when that happened?
In Paris?
ReplyDeleteJake and Austin were together in Berlin, so I guess Austin and Jake split after that.
ReplyDelete---
Please.
Jake and Austin broke up long time ago.
True, they've been off and on for years. This is true whether you follow Ted to the letter or just observe honestly for yourself. But like many off and on relationships, when you're back together, you're together. There were a lot of signs that they were back together. Then, Jake blew it.
There were a lot of signs that they were back together.
ReplyDeleteLike what?
If Toothy is Jake (IF for me) this explains his recent weirdness. He's been acting like he's depressed in the past month or so. My brother who lives in Chinatown/SoHo has seen him twice recently in the hood, and described him as "brooding" - no smiles, no chit chat.
ReplyDeleteT2 had the nerve to not exactly discreetly hole up in a fancy hotel room recently with a coworker. From one of his movies, no less
ReplyDeleteBS The last time Jake has worked in a movie it was this summer for EOW.
Ohhhhhh nooooooo
ReplyDeleteMy brother who lives in Chinatown/SoHo has seen him twice recently in the hood, and described him as "brooding" - no smiles, no chit chat.
ReplyDeleteIn what context did your brother see him? At a social gathering? Or just walking down the street? You'd be hard-pressed to find anyone chit-chatting or smiling at strangers even moreso if you're a celebrity in NY.
From one of his movies, no less
ReplyDeleteI doesn't have to be a recent movie for him to have hooked up with someone he worked with recently. :(
BS The last time Jake has worked in a movie it was this summer for EOW.
ReplyDeleteYou can have sex with your colleague during and AFTER working together.
Oh boy - I guess this effectively ends all the speculation - either Jake isn't TT, or there's trouble in TT paradise. I wonder how it will be explained...
ReplyDeleteWe know that Austin was not in London with Jake, because the desperate housewife has met him in London in the Airport, thing that would not be been able to happen if Austin had not taken her same flight from Los Angeles.
ReplyDeleteoh my, I hate to bring up Henry again, but...
ReplyDeleteDoesn't say if Toothy cheated with a man or a woman, but clearly Ted isn't talking about Lea because she's not been a co-worker from a movie. And it doesn't say "costar" so it could have been director, extra or crew.
ReplyDeleteSo... Shoes video or someone he met on End of Watch?
I wonder how it will be explained...
ReplyDeleteBy OMG? By denial and insane speculations - as always.
It could have been Source Code, Love and Other Drugs, any of them...
ReplyDeleteGrey, stop pretending you're Saint Suck-Up and completely move on, already.
ReplyDeleteTed to English translation :
OMG stop bothering me with letters, it's annoying and I don't give a shit.
Can't be Shoes video - "with a coworker. From one of his movies".
ReplyDeleteAre OMG heads exploding?
ReplyDeleteI can't look! *covers eyes*
Ted is ridiculous, this BV is ridiculous. we know Jake better then him. we know that Jake lives in NY where it has an apartment. which need to rent a room?
ReplyDeleteGrey, stop pretending you're Saint Suck-Up and completely move on, already.
ReplyDeleteBad Ted! Saying something like that now when Jake decided not to work in order to be with his 5+1 kids and husband!
Are OMG heads exploding?
ReplyDeleteI can't look! *covers eyes*
LOL :)
But Henry was never a co-worker...?
ReplyDeleteHenry is HAWT.
which need to rent a room
ReplyDeleteFor privacy's sake, or the thrill of the forbidden and sleazy. Well, even if the BV were true, sometimes relationships run a course and don't last forever. Maybe that's why Jake moved to NY?
which need to rent a room?
ReplyDeleteHe would need that in Paris, for example.
Hmmmm, like Berlin too
ReplyDeleteBerlin is tricky because Jake had to work + Austin was there.
ReplyDeleteIt ain't Brandon Routh, who played Superman...
ReplyDeleteHe would need that in Paris, for example.
ReplyDeleteThis is ridiculous. a co - worker of an old film would have followed Jake to Paris or Berlin, for one night stand? and Jake would not have brought him in the hotel where it already lodged, but in another more expensive? where would some French have noticed it?
Why follow Jake? That person could live in Paris or Berlin or ...
ReplyDeleteLondon
ReplyDeleteLondon. Yep, London.
ReplyDeleteNYC is another possibility, of course, if this happened very recently. It doesn't matter at all if Jake has an apartment there, when you're having a sexttime rendezvous, you meet in a hotel! Don't you watch movies??
Ted has invented everything, this is for me a way to detach himself from this history, as according to me, it is not a case that the letter to which Ted has chosen to answer this morning it allowed him to say that Jake doesn't have children, while in the BV he says that TT GG has a family.
ReplyDeleteYes I think that is a possibility too. Time to move on from the BV of TT, which could have been only manufactured for entertainment purposes.
ReplyDeleteAustin is so bad in bed?
ReplyDeleteNYC is another possibility, of course, if this happened very recently. It doesn't matter at all if Jake has an apartment there, when you're having a sexttime rendezvous, you meet in a hotel! Don't you watch movies??
ReplyDeletethen for you Jake and Austin have remained together this whole time and them they have one or more hidden children? because if you believe in a fact that Ted tells then you have to believe in the whole history
So Jake left BT with Austin or nanny so he could have hot time with a lover. A phenomenal father!
ReplyDeleteTed has chosen to answer this morning it allowed him to say that Jake doesn't have children, while in the BV he says that TT GG has a family.
ReplyDeleteTed implying Jake doesn't have children is no different than implying Jake likes women. TT is a blind for a reason. This is irrelevant, sorry.
PG has deleted a bunch of her own comments already. My guess: she's not very happy with Jake atm. lol
ReplyDeleteI do think Jake has a kid. One kid. Actually everything has been quite consistent, these past 6-7 years, with Ted's Toothy/Grey and the reality of real-life Jake/Austin.
ReplyDeleteThe idea of multiple BTs is manufactured by the girls over at OMG. They cherry-pick what Ted says, not just about Jake G, but about Toothy.
This blind is really nothing new, except that many followers of TT interpreted from Ted that Toothy and Grey were essentially dunzo years ago, and that Tooth kept the kid. This blind implies that they've been more on/off than that, but their new off (thanks to slutty Tooth) is possibly permanent.
it is not what Ted says, it is the time when he chooses to do him/it. The same day, first it clearly says that Jake doesn't have and doesn't want children, then the BV.about families and betrayals, for me its game is enough clear.
ReplyDelete^@1:19 then you obviously have not been reading Ted for ten+ years!
ReplyDeleteYou really think that Jake is able to hide his own child to the world, while it is making him see with nephews and children of other people among which those of Reese? and in the while he is eating out, almost every days, make gymnastics, hunging w/Lea and live in NY in a small apartment?
ReplyDeleteI do think Jake has a kid. One kid. Actually everything has been quite consistent, these past 6-7 years, with Ted's Toothy/Grey and the reality of real-life Jake/Austin.
ReplyDeleteWhy would Jake have a kid with a man he doesn't care about?
Jake and Austin doing nothing to be in the same city at the same time is consistent, but that suggests that they aren't together and that there is no baby.
Austin is so bad in bed?
ReplyDeleteDoubtful. Some men just get bored with the same partner and think the grass is greener with a bit of strange. Some men don't act on it, and some do.
I cannot imagine Austin is bad in bed. Yummo!
ReplyDeleteWas Lea in a movie with Jake? I'm guessing Ted is referring to when Jake was recently in Paris but the clue doesn't fit Lea because she's not a co-star of his.
ReplyDeleteToothy Tile is gay.
ReplyDeleteWhy doesn't Ted state which gender this person who supposedly was with Toothy at the fancy hotel is?
ReplyDeleteBecause there is no need for that - Toothy tile is gay. Gay men don't care about sex with women.
ReplyDeletebecause Jake has not been with Lea and he has not been with this imaginary co-worker, it is all sick imagination of Ted
ReplyDeletewhere is Jake now?
ReplyDeleteI cannot imagine Austin is bad in bed. Yummo!
ReplyDeleteWell, that will be the next BV. TT will come crawling back through the slime begging forgiveness from GG, but GG will have moved on to someone more worthy of him. :)
PG has deleted a bunch of her own comments already. My guess: she's not very happy with Jake atm. lol
ReplyDelete^^ damn, damn, damm, damn!
You mean to tell me I missed those interesting PG post this morning before she deleted them, while I was doing yard work? LOL
Damn, damn, damn
LOL
ReplyDeletewhere is Jake now?
ReplyDeleteIn New York, in bed with his hot, new lover! :)
TT can do MUCH better than GG and they both know it. He won't ever be faithful. In fact, him cheating is his way to try and end it.
ReplyDeleteTT can do MUCH better than GG and they both know it. He won't ever be faithful. In fact, him cheating is his way to try and end it.
ReplyDeleteIt works!
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteTT can do MUCH better than GG and they both know it. He won't ever be faithful. In fact, him cheating is his way to try and end it.
ReplyDeleteIt is terrible what you say, Austin is a beautiful man, and he can find someone who loves him and you respects him.
Austin is very beautiful - whatever happens, it will work out for the best for him.
ReplyDeleteThey are hoppin' mad over at OMG - hoppin' mad. They are saying that Ted is trying to help keep the sekrit with this latest BV. Nevermind that Ted was the one who divulged it in the first place. I think Ted is moving on.
Ted is a liar and we knows it , OMG is only victim of his own illusions.
ReplyDeleteI think Jake is not to NY anymore.
ReplyDeleteUnless Ted got faulty information about the person Jake was holed up in a room with and he doesn't know he's referring to the hotel room in Berlin that Jake shared with...Austin (who's a definite past-co-star) but Ted got info that it was someone else.
ReplyDeleteTed knew well that Austin was in Berlin.
ReplyDeleteAustin is a past co-star of Jake's.
ReplyDeleteThis is by far Ted's most idiotic BV.
I think Jake is not to NY anymore.
ReplyDeleteJust wait for the next coffee round
the silence is deafening over there.
ReplyDeleteTed should really end this TT saga now. His contradictions are getting worse and worse. At this point I'm not buying anything he says. I'm starting to think that TT is not even an actual person, but some kind of mish mash of different people that he met or heard about through the years. He hears a juicy gossip about some c-list wannabe star. Great! Let's make it into a TT story. Some of the TT stuff could even be Ted's own fiction writing. No one will know. For me he's lost all credibility.
ReplyDeleteHow dare you! My storytelling is very convincing.
ReplyDeleteTed knew well that Austin was in Berlin.
ReplyDeleteYes, he did, OMG made sure to inform him more than once.
Ted is a liar and we knows it , OMG is only victim of his own illusions.
ReplyDeleteOMGers are victims of their own delusions, not Ted's. They spent years following PR smokes and mirrors and should know how to use their heads.
1.14 has it.
ReplyDelete5:55 PM - you think that we should ignore Ted when he's saying that Jake Gyllenhaal doesn't have kids? Why?
ReplyDelete5:55 PM - you think that we should ignore Ted when he's saying that Jake Gyllenhaal doesn't have kids? Why?
ReplyDeleteSpecisl K
Yeah I think this is a smokescreen too. Along with alot of other people here on OMG who how aren't buying it either.
And Ted know they are going to split. Not just because they are still together. If they split it would break the confidentiality of their marriage and essentially out what they have elaborately worked so hard to keep private.
I'm not following.
ReplyDeleteprairiegirl said...
ReplyDeleteI agree they're smokescreens for the guys. I think he's doing this at the request of someone.
I think the guys are the ones who want to continue to hide. And I tend to lean towards putting most of the blame on Grey Goose - Austin.
I think it's Austin who wants to continue to be in the closet, not Jake. Reported by Ted in the earlier days, it was Grey Goose who convinced Jake that they could have what they wanted - have careers and have their family.
I've said it once and I'll say it again. Austin is really the one who wears the pants in that family. Austin calls the shots. And what Austin wants and likes, Jake does for him. Where Austin wants to eat when he's home, it's to places that Austin is going to like. And when they vacation (for instance Tortuga Bay), it always involves water. Why? Because that is what Austin loves. Water.
It is a charming and romantic trait the way Jake desires to please him even after 10 years of being together. It's Austin's apparent unwillingness to take a backseat that is really beginning to catch my attention.
He seems like a very nice guy but I have a different idea when it comes to the closet
OMGers need stronger medications.
ReplyDeleteAnd when they vacation (for instance Tortuga Bay)...
ReplyDeletePrairiegirl is even making up their vacation locations?!?
Austin also decides what Jake is going to wear, when he shaves, and when he takes a shit. Ah true love! Isn't it grand?
ReplyDeletelol
ReplyDeleteAustin is like K.B in Misery.
ReplyDeleteHow do they know all this? Maybe it's Jake who calls the shots!
ReplyDeleteAustin is better than K.B in Misery - he's doing all that while being thousands miles away from Jake!
ReplyDeleteWell, this is very sad news from Ted.
ReplyDeleteAustin is better than K.B in Misery - he's doing all that while being thousands miles away from Jake!
ReplyDeleteSo Jake has Stockholm Syndrome?
lol
ReplyDeleteWell, this is very sad news from Ted.
ReplyDeleteOh come on, this isn't news, we know that Jake and Austin aren't together, at least for a year, when Jake spent Austin's birthday with Marcus, on the road.
BTW, what happened to that documentary?
ReplyDeleteBTW, what happened to that documentary?
ReplyDeleteIt has been introduced in preview to the festival of the cinema of Austin Tx, and the M&S have also made a concert of closing on March 17
Austin also decides what Jake is going to wear, when he shaves, and when he takes a shit. Ah true love! Isn't it grand?
ReplyDeletesee they are not together anymore . Jake doesn't know when (or how) to shave and he can't dress himself so he wears the same clothes everyday.
pussy
ReplyDeletePG is so into her own fanfiction it's becoming quite disturbing. Now she's assigning roles for them to play and deciding where they go on vacation and also why. Creepy!
ReplyDeleteIf Jake and Austin are an item I'd say that Jake is the one who wants to stay in the closet.
ReplyDeleteHardly no one knows who Austin is so he's got nothing much to lose by outing himself. Jake on the other hand is a rather wellknown celeb and it could hurt him to come out as gay.
For the record I don't believe they are a couple and I think Ted's BS today was an attempt to bury a vice that has become a burden for him. That's what happens when you lie too much, Ted. Lies have a tendency to come back eventually and bite you in the rear.
I have to say I feel sorry for OMG . They went from "Change is gonna come" to "Lea depression" and "Evil!Ted" in a matter of weeks
ReplyDeleteJake Gyllenhaals 10 hottest moments
ReplyDeleteFrom OMG
ReplyDeleteFrom Special K:
While professionally Jake is the lead and Austin defers because Jake has the greater opportunities, at home it is very different. Austin wears the pants in their personal relationship, and doing so gives them a real balance as couple.
comment:
Special you talk as if you know Jake and Austin personally. I have news for you. YOU DON'T.
There is nothing wrong with a little fun speculating about a HW star we/you admire but, This Jake and Austin are married with 5+ children is insane. Then when your source that you look to tries to dismantle a fun BV that took on a life of it's own with a desparate needy few, you don't believe him after hanging onto his every word. Then try to tear him apart. And some of those words were not his words. They were totally made up ideas coming from the (J/A married raising kids) fans, meaning you and some posters here. Are you aware of this? Then you run with your ideas as the truth. Like the above (at home it's totally different)??
Do you hear yourself? Are you aware of what you are doing?
SAD
Sorry for the rant but you really need to stop acting as if you know everything about Jake and Austin's life, because (You Really DON'T).
I know you will delete this post, but the truth is the light and some don't like or can't deal with the truth.
@10:57 PM
ReplyDeleteDon't you worry. They'll bounce back. In fact, they're rewriting history as we speak. LOL
I don't know why PG goes to the trouble of posting since she's deleting 3 out of 4 of her posts immediately afterwards.
ReplyDelete@ 11:37 PM
ReplyDeleteOMG are experts when it comes to rewriting history to their liking. Now they're stating that TT is dancing after GG's tune when all the recent events (as told by their hero Casablanca) would indicate that it's actually the other way around. LMAO!!!
Hmm...So Ted is calling Jake a slut. He must have it in for him
ReplyDeleteLOL peegee must be losing her mind big time. She doesn't know what to think (although I'm sure M&M will tell her what to think), keeps deleting her posts. OMGs finally got their "bombshell" (seekwit shoutout to real m), but NOT the one they were hoping for or expecting. LMAO. This is so delicious to watch their made up world come crashing down. The paranioa is rampant over there with some posters claiming it is all a plot to "destroy" OMG. No words...
ReplyDeleteThat happens sooner or later to people who refuse to acknowledge facts and common sense. But this is just about gossip and fandom, nothing really important.
ReplyDeletenothing really important.
ReplyDeleteYes for normal and well balanced people, but we are talking about OMGers. This is like the end of the world for OMG because they have built up this whole imaginary J&A fantasy world based on Ted's bullshit.
Even now they think Ted has been "coerced" into writing that BV. Sorry OMG, it's just more of the same BS.
This actress is A list through and through. She has achieved about the most success an actress can receive. Money, fame and awards. She wanted to be the world's sweetheart, but if they knew how she got to her lofty position they would be rethinking their judgment.
ReplyDeleteWhen Backstabber came to Hollywood she thought she was hot and that she could make it on her looks. Back home she was always the prettiest and she figured she would be here too. Nope. Not even close. She was smart enough to figure that out and also learned about the casting couch really quickly. Her first roles were secured via the casting couch and also led her to do some things she has never done since on film. It is true that she has attempted to buy some of those earlier films and then make sure no new copies are ever released.
In one of her casting couch experiences she met a mentor who has guided her almost every step of the way. Although they stopped sleeping together after six months when Backstabber threatened to tell his wife, they have been good friends ever since and Backstabber makes sure to send over some young actresses she runs into looking for a break to his office to keep him happy.
It came to Backstabber's attention that there was a role which would be perfect for her but the lead had been promised to someone else. Another actress who had very similar qualities and beat out Backstabber for a career defining role and made her white hot. Destined for A list (and still with great name recognition, but not Crash & Burn from yesterday), she made a few more movies and now has one bomb after another on television and in movies. Backstabber started whispering in ears that this actress had a drug problem and could not be relied on. She told everyone she could about the drugs and booze and erratic behavior. None of it was true, but what was a shoo in for the actress and her spot as the actress to watch disappeared in a flash and went to Backstabber.
This is where it gets interesting. On the set, Backstabber met her soon to be husband, but he was already having sex with two of the other still B list co-stars and would have laughed if you told him what Backstabber had in mind. Aside from the casting couch, Backstabber was not and is not a sexual person. She does it out of duty. For this guy though, she knew that would not work. She seduced and teased and the next thing you know, the guy had left the other two co-stars in the dust and was on his knee in a second trying to marry Backstabber. To be the world's sweetheart you needed a husband. Mission accomplished. The only misfire Backstabber had was that her husband would chat in a second and with Backstabber only having sex with him once a month at the most, he would go wandering and straying. She did not mind when he was quiet about it, but after she paid for the third abortion for him, he was out the door.
While they were married, Backstabber continued to climb the Hollywood ladder. Drug accusations here, sending over some of her "friends" from back home to spend the night with a studio executive. To get the ultimate prize, she actually did have sex with a few people who could make or break things for her. She has no actress friends left in Hollywood because she has talked smack about everyone of them. She works for charities but only because it is expected. She has said privately that she keeps every penny she has ever made and that she is not going to give her money to a bunch of broke people or the N word on the street. Oh yeah, she is racist. Probably more so than anyone at a KKK rally. Movies with black people? Not if she can help it. Earlier in her career she could not control it. Now? Casting approval. No black people. Other minorities? No thank you. If she sees you drinking she will try and have you fired. Swearing? She better not hear you. Yeah, so it was a real treat when she had to work with a guy who dropped F bombs every five seconds and had a string of hookers and booze in his trailer the whole shoot. You can see her grimacing the entire movie.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2012/03/four-for-friday-backstabber.html
It's Reese Witherspoon. All of the clues fit...
A lot of people comment on how good her earlier films were because she would do things she hasnt done since
She hated working with Vince Vaughan, whom she considered the epitome of crude
She's a Hollywood outsider, unlike Jolie, Paltrow, and Aniston
Ryan Phillippe is a cad whom she met on the set (when he was banging Selma and Sarah Michelle)
The actress in question was married, which rules out Charlize and Cameron
Julia is a former druggie who was known as unreliable, so it would be laughable for her to use that to destroy someone else
It's believable that a woman from Tennessee would be casually racist
Reese does the bare minimum for charity...some Avon related stuff
Photo ops with Gwynnie and Cammy were done to show she actually has female friends in H-Town
Even now they think Ted has been "coerced" into writing that BV.
ReplyDeleteThey do it all the time - make insane speculations but NEVER EVER mention why, for what purpose would that be done.
Let's presume that Ted has been "coerced" into writing newest BV. Jake is a slut. Big deal. That has nothing to do with Jake and Austin being in the closet. Nothing to do with BT. Straight and gay couples with and without kids are divorcing all the time. Nothing changes with this BV.
It is just the case of crazy OMGers not getting what they wanted to hear about Jake, Austin and 5 + 1 babies.
According to yung hollywood Jake would have signed for Saramago's movie.
ReplyDeleteOMG will hate that too - Jake (and Austin) do want new projects.
ReplyDeleteLet's presume that Ted has been "coerced" into writing newest BV. Jake is a slut. Big deal. That has nothing to do with Jake and Austin being in the closet.
ReplyDeleteP.S. And nothing to do with Austin and Jake wanting or not wanting to stay in the closet.
The point is that what Ted has written doesn't seem to speak neither of the true Jake, neither of the idea of Jake that Ted has always looked for to sell.
ReplyDeleteAll is quiet on the Jake front. Last seen eating out in NYC, the Jake Gyllenhaal trail has now cooled and a reward has been offered for any verified sightings of the actor. This may not actually be true. However, a bit part of me hopes that this absence has a lot to do with Jake dotting 'i's and crossing 't's on his contract for An Enemy. Director Denis Villeneuve's next project, Prisoners, is due to being production in early 2013 and so if he wants to have An Enemy finished and dusted by then, presumably work will begin soon. Maybe Jake's getting measured for his double suits as we speak.
ReplyDeleteTweet + photo of Jake:
"@jannyyylee: My sister had brunch in NYC and happened to be sitting two tables down from Jake Gyllenhaal #sojealous" http://twitpic.com/8ywfca
March 20
The next sighting that is certain is Jake's appearance at the Celebration of Paul Newman's Dream in NYC on 2 April. Advocate magazine celebrates its 45th birthday next week in Beverly Hills but, despite a little confusion in some of the announcements with the inclusion of Jake's name, it doesn't look as if he's to attend. Which is a shame. Advocate gave Jake and Heath one of their most memorable covers.
ReplyDeleteEarlier this month, the SXSW Film Festival featured the premiere of the documentary Big Easy Express, which follows Mumford and Sons along their Railroad Revival Tour last March. What memorable days those were, not least because among the crew and band was none other than Jake Gyllenhaal. Without having intended to accompany the tour, Jake became their most famous stowaway. We must wait and see to learn if Jake is featured in this musical documentary, but, in the meantime, here's the trailer to bring back some memories.
http://www.wetdarkandwild.com/2012/03/jake-gyllenhaal-catch-up-appearances.html
The point is that what Ted has written doesn't seem to speak neither of the true Jake, neither of the idea of Jake that Ted has always looked for to sell.
ReplyDeleteThat is a lie.
Ted wrote about Jake having sex with Hollywood bigwigs, having sex with perfect strangers and having sex with people who needed to sign confidentiality agreements first.
For example:
Fri, Dec 12, 2008 by Ted Casablanca
Another one bites the romantic dust. Sure, it's no secret that lots of Hollywood movie stars require confidentiality contracts—from their house cleaners, their assistants, their cooks and, yes, sometimes, even their lovers. We've mentioned this before.
Heartless as it may seem, some folks can't even get close to getting off unless they feel they'll be protected from any morning-after spills to the tabloids, thanks to whichever partner they happened to hook up with. Not really such the shocker there, once you think about it. But what's truly unusual is who we're told has now used this cold-as-ice, fine-print safeguard, you'll never guess...
Yes, it's our very own beloved closet cutie, Toothy Tile!
Love it, he's not so dumb after all, eh? I remember Toothy back from when he was getting it on in West Hollywood parking lots, for any cop to see. In fact one did see, but, of course, the Tooth got off, thanks to his powerful reps—sheesh, so predictable. But now comes word that Toothy's not only stepping out on the B.F. (unless this was done with his approval, perchance?), but he's doing it smartly, like, every other bigass, closeted dude in town does—contracts to sign, in hand.
Nice one, Tooth! The publicist-powered group you hang with nowadays musta taught you a thing or two, eh?
Oh, and you want the dirt from the guy who took his very own confidentiality agreement in hand and spilled the deets just the same? It was all lovely, we're told...the kind of loveliness that grows on ya, if you catch my naughty drift.
Oh, and that Toothy has something in common with Ryan Gosling: Such a cool demeanor, you'd have no idea the fire burning down below. None.
Yes, but then he has told us that a boring family man had become and super discreet careful to everything and is difficult to hold the footstep with what Ted says however, considered that changes more often version than it changes the underpantses.
ReplyDeletesuper discreet careful
ReplyDeleteHaving sex with perfect strangers in alleys is super discreet? No, it isn't, so Jake has done it before according to Ted.
So new BV is just another "Jake is slut" story - nothing new, nothing strange, nothing we didn't hear from Ted before.
"Oh, and that Toothy has something in common with Ryan Gosling: Such a cool demeanor, you'd have no idea the fire burning down below. None."
Having sex with perfect strangers in alleys is super discreet? No, it isn't, so Jake has done it before according to Ted.
ReplyDeleteToo bad Ted is not believable even when it tells you what times it is.
Also the black swan is inspired to this history of Saramago.
ReplyDelete"Enemy" has interesting plot, fingers crossed for great movie!
ReplyDeleteToo bad Ted is not believable even when it tells you what times it is.
ReplyDeleteThat doesn't matter - the point is that the latest Toothy Tile BV is consistent with the rest of Toothy Tile saga.
Consistent as the magic closet it is consistent with the chronicles of Narnia, amusing imaginations:)
ReplyDeleteAdvocate magazine celebrates its 45th birthday next week in Beverly Hills but, despite a little confusion in some of the announcements with the inclusion of Jake's name, it doesn't look as if he's to attend.
ReplyDeleteAnd I thought that Jake plans to come out next Thurdsay! :)
March 23, 2012
The glossy will celebrate the big 4-5 at the Beverly Hilton on Thursday, welcoming a host of celebs and activists, as well as fashion and social types. Not to mention inductees to the Heroes Hall of Fame, a list of notables that includes Ellen DeGeneres, Rosie O'Donnell, Cynthia Nixon and Jake Gyllenhaal.
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/la-et-ministry-advocate-20120323,0,5048727.story
I have not understood. Will Jake go or no to the party of The Advocate?
ReplyDeleteLooks like Kate from WDW did a little research and found out that Jake won't be there with tons of gays.
ReplyDeleteHeroes Hall of Fame
ReplyDeleteLOL. More like Closet Case's Hall of Shame.
Zahrina Faudia @zahrinafaudia
ReplyDeleteForever wishing Jake Gyllenhaal would not end up as a Cloney-ish or Hugh Grant-ish kinda man. He's too good to be that kinda person:$
Jake is in:
ReplyDeletea) bed with New York lover
b) LA
c) Martha's Vineyard
d) Paris
c
c) Toronto for the movie?
ReplyDeleteWhich movie? What would Jake do in Toronto?
ReplyDeleteYesterday has been confirmed that Jake has signed for the film, that will be filmed IN Toronto, perhaps they are in pre production.
ReplyDeleteLink please! :)
ReplyDeletefilmed IN Toronto
ReplyDeleteAwwww, Toronto is 250 miles closer to LA than New York, Jake cares about being closer to his "husband", lol.
http://www.younghollywood.com/scene/jake-gyllenhaal-signs-on-for-spooky-duel-role-thriller.html
ReplyDelete"perhaps they are in pre production"
ReplyDeleteNot very likely + they don't need actors for pre-production.
Thanks!
ReplyDeleteAfter recently making an appearance in a French music video as a horrifying murderer, we are beginning to see a trend in Jake Gyllenhaal’s new choice of roles.
The novella The Double by Jose Saramago has inspired many films and stories over the years because of its creepy plot, about discovering your doppelganger and learning that that person is essentially evil. It was a clear inspiration for Darren Aronofsky’s Black Swan and another adaptation by Richard Ayoade with Jesse Eisenberg as the main role, alongside Mia Wasikowska.
Gyllenhaal is additionally taking on a role in a thriller based off of The Double, titled An Enemy, with Best Foreign Language Film Oscar nominee Denis Villeneuve to direct.
Javier Gullion is currently working on the script for the film, about a dysfunctional history teacher undergoing a divorce and depression, whose colleague tells him to rent a specific movie to make him feel better; eventually he rents the DVD, and when he is watching it, he realizes that the main character in the film is his exact double. The teacher then reluctantly seeks out his doppelganger and both of their lives end up in turmoil, completely turned upside down.
As assumed, Jake will be playing the main role as the history teacher, as well as his spooky double. Villeneuve has indicated that filming for An Enemy will begin this year.
So, be on the lookout for this new thriller with the cute Jake G.!
"perhaps they are in pre production"
ReplyDeleteNot very likely + they don't need actors for pre-production.
So, where is Jake? The last time Jake has disappeared, then he is reappears with Lea, God doesn't want :)
"The last time Jake has disappeared, then he is reappears with Lea"
ReplyDeleteWhen did that happen?!?
He had disappeared the Friday and the Saturday , and then on Sundays reappear with Lea.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Jason aka M&M, now claims to have been around before the TT BI, how convienently timed to counter Teddy's latest bombshell! Funny when M&M made up Jason she never mentioned that fact.
ReplyDeleteI love how PG set "him" up in the previous thread to e-mail her any tidbits because you know they don't want anyone to know their sekrits!
What will the loons think of next???
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Jason said...
Thank you for the invite, Ms. Prairie Girl. You have probably pegged me right. I've been around since the early days. And, what I mean by that, is before Ted's BV started in 2005. I won't elaborate any further than that but since then (as the saying goes) it's been a long, hard slog. I like stopping in just once in a while when I see something that is moving this story forward, because to tell you the truth, Jake has broken my heart more times than I care to count. Don't worry though, I'll be around to cheer the boys on and to comment when I feel I need to. These guys are precious to me, but they will have to push themselves forward on their own. If I can lend some support, perspective or history, you can bet that I will. Jake and Austin 4evah!
Have a great Saturday.
March 24, 2012 2:59 PM
He had disappeared the Friday and the Saturday , and then on Sundays reappear with Lea.
ReplyDeleteThat is a lie.
Why are you lying?
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Dani Scialo @djssurf
Just took a soulcycle class with JAKE GYLLENHAAL #soulproblems #dying
March 09, 2012 12:02 PM
"Its really fun to live in a place where you are exposed to celebrities a lot and normally its no big deal when you see someone... but tonight Jake Gyllenhaal was sitting at a table close to us out at dinner. CELEB CRUSH TO THE MAXXX! I was Freaking Out a liitle bit!"
7H ago woman Manhattan
March 10, 2012 10:21 AM
Brittany Schreiber @bschreibs
If this feeling of achievement after @soulcycle isn't enough spending an hour with Jake Gyllenhaal is definitely worth it! #erikapearl
1 m ago
March 10, 2012 3:03 PM
Snapette @Snapette
Just saw Jake Gyllenhaal at ABC carpet. He's sporting a backpack... wonder whose couch he's surfing on?
March 10, 2012 4:39 PM
J O B @bookofjob
Jake Gyllenhaal is @openingceremony and @TaylorSwift13 blasting on the radio about a meanie on the playground #AWKWARD
NY
March 10, 2012 7:43 PM
and to comment when I feel I need to.
ReplyDeleteyeah "Jason" will comment when Meth user needs someone to agree with her insane theories. How convenient!
I have not voluntarily lied, sorry , I remembered wrong, and I didn't want to insinuate nothing but only to joke, there is not need to be so aggressive.
ReplyDeleteThank you for the invite, Ms. Prairie Girl.
ReplyDeleteGood move PG!
PG is lobbying people, to have supporters against Destiny. PG is crazy, but she isn't stupid! lol
there is not need to be so aggressive
ReplyDeleteWhat's aggressive about asking why you posted a lie?
I understand that you want Jake and Lea dating, but please stop making up stories to support your wishful thinking.