Saturday, 22 January 2011

When The World Was Young

Heath Ledger 1988Heath Ledger and unknown boy, 1988


Ah, the apple trees,
Blossoms in the breeze,
That we walked among,
Lying in the hay,
Games we used to play,
While the rounds were sung,
Only yesterday, when the world was young.

Angele Vannier and Johnny Mercer

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Anonymous said...

James and Anne look nice together. He should wear plateau shoes when hosting with her though. Sorry but it doesn't look good when she is taller than him.

Anonymous said...

Gayconservatives? I never really had any contact with them except when I used to post on the DC forum, but there seems to be more of them than I thought:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imHMhqSAReI

Matt Hissey is a self-loathing log cabin freeper pig.

Anonymous said...

He should wear plateau shoes when hosting with her though.

LOL what are plateau shoes???

Anonymous said...

9:01, I'm surprised at their chemistry. I like them both a lot but I didn't think there would be comic chemistry between them but there is.

Anne is 5'8 (I'm surprised--I thought she was taller) and James is 5'10 but she's wearing VERY high heels which is why she looks like she's towering over James.

James said...

I'll have a word with her!

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Anonymous said...

I hope Jake's PR is working on that Oscars presenting gig and cure girl to keep him company!

Anonymous said...

Bloody Blogger is eating links!

what are plateau shoes???

http://www.google.hr/images?hl=hr&q=plateau%20shoes&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1190&bih=697

Jen and Jake said...

Well, well, well…Did Jennifer Aniston have a dinner date with Jake Gyllenhaal on her birthday…who else thinks they would make a great couple? But Jake and John Mayer have both been linked to Taylor Swift and Jennifer A. Is that a little weird?

Life & Style’s Scene Queens can exclusively reveal that Jennifer Aniston celebrated her 42nd birthday on Feb. 11 by having an intimate dinner with Jake Gyllenhaal in NYC.

The startlet took a break from her whirlwind promotional tour for her new film Just Go With It and made her way to The Spotted Pig restaurant where she dined in a private room with a group of friends and her former hunky co-star. “Jake and Jen looked really happy and really seemed to be enjoying themselves,” an eyewitness tells the Scene Queens. “They looked like they were strategizing a way to exit the restaurant probably because they didn’t want to be photographed together.” Shortly after their discussion Jen exited the restaurant with her friends in tow. Though Jake was not in the group, it is possible he could have snuck out the back door while no one was looking.

This romantic birthday dinner only adds fuel to the fire that Jen and Jake’s longtime friendship could be something more. The duo was spotted just weeks ago at a pre Golden Globes party in L.A where they were flirty. Despite their 11-year age difference, Jen and Jake have had a strong bond since they filmed The Good Girl in 2002. “We took care of each other,” Jen has said about Jake. While the timing may have been off in the past, both Jake and Jen are currently single. “Jen and Jake looked very comfortable with each other,” the eyewitness tells us. “They were glowing.”

http://beautelicious.com/2011/02/jennifer-aniston-birthday-date-jake-gyllenhaal/

Anonymous said...

It does seem rather rude that even for form's sake your colleagues haven't invited you for lunch/coffee etc. - but then again, people are under no obligation to socialize with others or include them. I would take the initiative and ask them, maybe they were hesitant for some reason, otherwise, go about my business and let them go about theirs. I agree, there's nothing to be gained by trying to read minds or second guess. It doesn't mean you're not liked. Three mos. isn't really that long a time either.

Anonymous said...

The startlet???? Jennifer Aniston is startlet??? LOL

Anonymous said...

^^It takes all kinds to make a world (and office!) and some people just don't have any class no matter where they're from. It's good to recognize that and make the best of it. ;)

Anonymous said...

The duo was spotted just weeks ago at a pre Golden Globes party in L.A where they were flirty.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is Jen Jake's Golden Globes woman No 4 or 5?

Free Dictionary said...

plateau
n. pl. pla·teaus or pla·teaux (-tz)
1. An elevated, comparatively level expanse of land; a tableland.
2. A relatively stable level, period, or state: Mortgage rates declined, then reached a plateau.
intr.v. pla·teaued, pla·teau·ing, pla·teaus
To reach a stable level; level off: "The tension seemed to grow by degrees, then it plateaued" (Tom Clancy).
[French, from Old French platel, platter, from plat, flat; see plate.]

Anonymous said...

Life & Style’s Scene Queens can exclusively reveal that Jennifer Aniston celebrated her 42nd birthday on Feb. 11 by having an intimate dinner with Jake Gyllenhaal in NYC.

No tweets about this?

Anonymous said...

Jen and Jake have been friends since The Good Girl.

Anonymous said...

Maybe that has something to do with "Jen and Jake looked very comfortable with each other", lol :)

Anonymous said...

9:01, I'm surprised at their chemistry. I like them both a lot but I didn't think there would be comic chemistry between them but there is.

I think they will do fine at the Oscars. But Anne definitely has great comedic chemistry with Jake. I enjoyed all their interviews together, they cracked me up a lot. Jake has a quick wit. I like that.

Anonymous said...

Maybe that has something to do with "Jen and Jake looked very comfortable with each other", lol :)

They have been friends for ten years, it would be strange if they weren't comfortbale with each other.

Also, even if Jake was straight or bi, Jen is 42, much too old to become the baby mama for a young 30 y/o guy.

Anonymous said...

New Anne & James Oscar promo vid:

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/56124792.html

Anonymous said...

"X and Jake looked very comfortable with each other" is the sentence rags used 100.000 and in this case it is easy to see that people don't use their brains while writing for tabloids.

Anonymous said...

Also, even if Jake was straight or bi, Jen is 42, much too old to become the baby mama for a young 30 y/o guy.

Huh??? Men date women because they want kids? (Yes, I know Jake is gay)

Anonymous said...

Jake was many of Jake's friends who were invited to her b-day party:

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2011/02/12/jennifer-aniston-spotted-pig-birthday-dinner/

Anonymous said...

^^
Jake was one of many of Jen's friends...

We're Going To Need A Bigger "Bitch, Please" For This One said...

Jennifer Aniston & Jakey Gyllenhaal?! How's that for a heaping dose of LOL in your morning cup of whatever. It's true that Jennifer and Jakey's nipples became two for one of her better movies, The Good Girl, but that was just make believe play time stuff! But now Life & Style is trying to say that maybe just maybe, Jakey and Jennifer have brought their frosted mall photo love into real life. Their proof? Jennifer had herself a birthday dinner at The Spotted Pig last night, and Jake slipped out the back door so he wouldn't be photographed with her. And there's more. El fuckery from Life & Style:

Life & Style’s Scene Queens can exclusively reveal that Jennifer Aniston celebrated her 42nd birthday on Feb. 11 by having an intimate dinner with Jake Gyllenhaal in NYC.

The startlet took a break from her whirlwind promotional tour for her new film Just Go With It and made her way to The Spotted Pig restaurant where she dined in a private room with a group of friends and her former hunky co-star. “Jake and Jen looked really happy and really seemed to be enjoying themselves,” an eyewitness tells the Scene Queens. “They looked like they were strategizing a way to exit the restaurant probably because they didn’t want to be photographed together.” Shortly after their discussion Jen exited the restaurant with her friends in tow. Though Jake was not in the group, it is possible he could have snuck out the back door while no one was looking.

This romantic birthday dinner only adds fuel to the fire that Jen and Jake’s longtime friendship could be something more. The duo was spotted just weeks ago at a pre Golden Globes party in L.A where they were flirty.

First of all, Jake always prefers the back door so that doesn't mean shit. Second of all, yes, scientists have already discovered that the cicadas humming in the hills above Malibu aren't cicadas humming in the hills above Malibu. It's Jennifer Aniston chanting for a husband and children. But even she would not sign up to be Jakey's latest Taylor Swift. Bitch ain't that desperate. Besides, have you ever seen a beard with $800 highlights and a $200 blow out?

Jake, please tell us how you feel about this shit: (GIF)

http://www.dlisted.com/node/40800

Anonymous said...

Why anyone in their right mind would believe they are any more than just friends is laugh out loud funny.

Anonymous said...

Internet gossip sites pray on people not in their right mind and gullible enough to believe anything. I thought everyone knew that.

PR said...

"Intimate dinner with Jake" sounds much better than "dinner with friends" :)

destiny said...

First of all, Jake always prefers the back door so that doesn't mean shit.

LOL.

By the way, the Spotted Pig has neither a private room or a back door. So total tabloid BS.

Anonymous said...

You mean it's not up to fire code? Quelle horreur!

Anonymous said...

I wonder if Jen actually is able to have her own kids? Maybe Brad Pitt didn't leave her because she didn't want kids, but because she couldn't have them?

I think she'll end up adopting either way.

Anonymous said...

Jen looks 10 x more healthy than Angelina.

Anonymous said...

Jen may remain happily child-free. :)

2009 said...

Jen in Melissa Etheridge video - I Want To Be In Love

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHBN_4PRYBo

Anonymous said...

By the way, the Spotted Pig has neither a private room

Actually, Destiny, they do. It's upstairs.

destiny said...

Okay, I was wrong about the back door--I just looked on Google images. I've never seen it open, or seen anyone use it, so I guess I've just not noticed it.

But there is no back room that I have ever seen, and don't even know where it would be. I sit upstairs all the time. There's an alcove, but I'd hardly call that a private room, it doesn't even have a door on it.

Anonymous said...

Bigmouth strikes again! :)

There is more! said...

...
Adds the snitch: “Jen and Jake looked very comfortable with each other. They were glowing.”

And although Jen left the restaurant sans Jake, they surmise he could well have done a shifty out the back door and joined her later. The mag adds that “despite their 11-year age difference, Jen and Jake have had a strong bond since they filmed The Good Girl in 2002.”

Now this little yarn ties in rather nicely with a recent report in American tabloid the National Enquirer.

“Jake’s had his eye on her for a long while, but the timing’s never been right,” a source told the tabloid. “The chemistry’s been there for years but, in the past, either one or the other has been in a relationship.

“They really have so much in common. He’s aware of Jen’s reputation for being unlucky at love, but he feels he has a lot to bring into her life. More importantly, he is sure they could make each other happy. “Jake even describes her as being hot, intelligent and spiritual — the perfect package!”

And despite their 11-year age gap, Aniston, according to a source, couldn’t give a hoot.

“Jake’s obviously a good looking guy and she couldn’t care less if she’s viewed as a cougar for going out with him.”

http://www.ohthescandal.com/2011/02/12/jennifer-anistons-hot-date-with-jake-gyllenhaal/

Anonymous said...

Jennifer would not care about being labeled an old cougar by being seen with Jake? Whoever believes that one must have a lifetime subscription to a rag.

Jen Aniston O/T Friends said...

I like Jen.. but Rachel was the worst character on that show.

Team Phoebe and Team Chandler

Anonymous said...

Honestly and I'm going to get flack for this, but they have A LOT of chemistry. I've always thought this (and I saw "The Good Girl"). That chemistry of theirs extends into real life--like when he presented her with an GLBT award. They were quite hot together.

Before I knew Jake was Toothy (when BBM came out), I was thinking he should hook up with Jennifer just to give it to Brad that his ex is with someone half his age and much hotter and hunkier.

Anonymous said...

Jen looks 10 x more healthy than Angelina."

That's for sure. Angelina looks like a heroin addict.

Anonymous said...

I agree 5:30... they have wonderful chemistry. I hope they do another movie together as great as "The Good Girl"

Anonymous said...

That chemistry of theirs extends into real life--like when he presented her with an GLBT award. They were quite hot together.

That's not an one case scenario though. Jake had on and off screen chemistry... yes with Jen but also with Heath and Anne too. He has chemistry with many people. He's that kind of person.

Anonymous said...

I hope they do another movie together as great as "The Good Girl"

TGG was a good movie. Very well acted all around.

Jake used to be really good and in some really good movies when he was still mostly an indie actor.

Anonymous said...

"Team Phoebe and Team Chandler"

Funniest to me were Chandler, Ross and Monica. Courtney Cox used to be so pretty before she started messing with her face. :(

Austin said...

on a plane with The Rock aka Dwayne Johnson. His security guard keeps staring at me like I'm a threat to The Rock's safety.
13 hours ago

Just landed in LA to start editing my episode. I asked The Rock if he wanted to help and one of his bodyguards stiff-armed me.
7 hours ago

Me and Bart editing my episode. http://twitpic.com/3z3yg4
4 hours ago

Anonymous said...

If you truly believe Jake is gay then why are you all such cowards?

"This blog is for entertainment purposes only. Images used here within this blog belong to their respective copyright owners and no infrigement of copyright is ever intended."

That disclaimer says alot, you have no proof of him being gay, its fun for you all to speculate about someone's sexuality. Do you know how painfully it is to be gay and to come out? But yet you target one human being for entertainment purposes?

Anonymous said...

All blogs have a disclaimer. Gossip, travel, whatevs.

Anonymous said...

We know that Jake is gay. If we had hard proof Jake would probably be outed - I think that his bearding and publicity whoring would make people do that.

Anonymous said...

That disclaimer says alot

Are you playing stupid or you are just totally ignorant? United States copyright law.

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Anonymous said...

Trolly, why aren't you looking for proof that Jake is straight?

Anonymous said...

LOL still waiting for the proof that he is gay.

Anonymous said...

One more time for stupid trolls:

1. Hollywood actors hide their homosexuality.
2. Hollywood actors do NOT hide their heterosexuality.
3. It is easy to find proof for something that is NOT hidden.

Simple enough? Well?

Anonymous said...

Shirouz: Jennifer Aniston celebrated her birthday by humping Jake Gyllenhaal http://bit.ly/dFKBvA (expand)
9 minutes ago

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Anonymous said...

Why did Jake's parents divorce? Did Mrs. Foner want the divorce or Mr. G.? I read Jake's dad cheated on his mom. Was Mr. G. violent? I've seen a pic where Mrs. Foner had a black eye when they were still together.

Thanks.

Anonymous said...

9:52 AM - poor trolly, still too stupid for words and with no proof that Jake is straight, LMAO! :)

Anonymous said...

Why did Jake's parents divorce?

Stephen dated other women and other 100 reasons.

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Anonymous said...

Wrong again troll - there is tons of proof that Jake Gyllenhaal is gay as a goose, his bearding and beards were pathetic and obvious.

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Anonymous said...

still too stupid for words and with no proof that Jake is straight, LMAO! :)

But where's your proof that he is gay?

Anonymous said...

Stephen dated other women and other 100 reasons.


Ass.

Correction: I realized they divorced in early 2008. The black eye pic is after the divorce.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure that black eye has nothing to do with Stephen.

Anonymous said...

But where's your proof that he is gay?

Keep playing stupid - that is ALL you can do! LMAO

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Anonymous said...

We know that Jake is gay. If we had hard proof Jake would probably be outed - I think that his bearding and publicity whoring would make people do that.

LOL! You even admit you have no "hard proof".

Anonymous said...

10:39 AM - you are an idiot.

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Anonymous said...

Keep playing stupid - that is ALL you can do! LMAO

Anonymous said...

Papa G was cheating on Mama G for years and she looked the other way, she only divorced him after she realized they were both broke.

Papa is also as crazy as a loon.

Anonymous said...

Bullshit 11:29 AM, there is nothing wrong with Stephen.

Jennifer Aniston’s Intimate Birthday Dinner with Jake Gyllenhaal (and 30 Other People) said...

Jennifer Aniston celebrated her 42nd birthday with an "intimate dinner" with Jake Gyllenhaal, her costar in 2002's The Good Girl and a group of friends on Friday in New York. An eyewitness said: "Jake and Jen looked really happy and really seemed to be enjoying themselves." So, obviously, they did it. But what about the group of friends? There were over 30 friends there, including Adam Sandler and Hugh Jackman and Aniston's publicist and her agent. Did she just bring them along as an audience for her and Jake's romantic dinner date? Then they all went back to her place and watched them make out. Awkward. [Life & Style, Gossip Cop]

beards said...

Me & a Mumford and Sons at #Grammys :)
http://twitpic.com/3z5twa

Jake is such a bad influence! lol

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Anonymous said...

Papa G is very much sane and working. He's fine.

Anonymous said...
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Anonymous said...

Directing a movie and TV series.

Went said...

ABC has made offers to Wentworth Miller and Orlando Jones for a pilot presentation for Identity, according to sources.
The show is a procedural, a milieu ABC has had little success with. It revolves around “an elite police unit formed to combat the explosion of identity-related crime,” according to the logline.

The ABC Studios drama is written by John Glenn and executive produced by Deb Spera and Mark Gordon, who has a long-standing relationship with ABC Studios via his work on Grey’s Anatomy and Private Practice. Spera and Gordon also ep CBS’ Criminal Minds and Lifetime’s Army Wives.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/wentworth-miller-orlando-jones-offered-98723?qt

Anonymous said...

Sounds great!

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what? said...

tweetsnroses: In love with the jake gyllenhaal vday cards @ Target.
29 minutes ago

Anonymous said...

rebeccadawn7: i'm calling it right now. Jennifer Aniston & Jake Gyllenhaal would be adorbs. no more taylor swift please.
about 1 hour ago

Anonymous said...

Pretty sure I just saw Jake Gyllenhaal riding a bike on Broad. Pretty sure I just died.
48 minutes ago

http://twitter.com/#!/cheyennesanchez

Anonymous said...

Diamondstein Jake Gyllenhaal: you really need to step up your disguise when you go incognito in park slope. #shadesaintdoinit
9 minutes ago

Anonymous said...

I thought Jake was in LA, helping Austin with editing :)

Atticus said...

Forget Austin, he should be here to feed me!

Anonymous said...

BAFTAs - Congratulations to Natalie! :)

Anonymous said...

Deserved. Natalile was amazing in BS.

Anonymous said...

BS is an unfortunate abbreviation :)

jezebel said...

Since he's been linked with everyone else lately, it was about damn time Jake Gyllenhaal was rumored to be seeing the alleged Ms. Lonelyhearts herself, Jennifer Aniston. The two went for dinner in New York on Jen's birthday, just the two of them! Oh, and a gaggle of Jen's friends. Nevermind that Jake and Jen were in The Good Girl together and are just friends; the headline here is "Hot Birthday Date!" [Life & Style]

+ nice picture from The Good Girl

http://jezebel.com/#!5759790/jake-gyllenhaal-now-linked-to-jennifer-aniston

LMAO said...

Brokeheart Mountain - Taylor Swift/Jake Gyllenhaal Break-Up Song

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5ac6167878/brokeheart-mountain-taylor-swift-jake-gyllenhaal-break-up-song

Troll said...

^^^I bet someone from WFT2 did that!

Anonymous said...

Brokeheart Mountain - Taylor Swift/Jake Gyllenhaal Break-Up Song

LOL! Shit, that's perfect! I can't believe Jake's people didn't see this type of stuff coming before they started this bullshit. Their stupidity is unbelievable.

Anonymous said...

I think Jake's people care only about publicity :)

all publicity is good publicitzy said...

Well, that is a song about (gay and bearding) Jake, not many actors get such attention!

Hear James Franco and Kalup Linzy's New Song, 'I Love You' said...

Yesterday, Vulture reported that James Franco and his partner in performance art, Kalup Linzy, had provided the soundtrack to Cynthia Rowley's show at New York Fashion Week — today we bring you the song itself. Mixed by the Misshapes, "I Love You" is a catchy pop-house tune featuring (we think) vocals by both Franco and Linzy. Put another notch on Franco's ever-more-scratched artistic bedpost.

Listen to "I Love You" by James Franco and Kalup Linzy:

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/02/hear_james_franco_and_kalup_li.html

Anonymous said...

^^^^ LOL :)

James Franco Solo Art Show Debuts in Berlin said...

Jack-of-many-art-ish trades James Franco is debuting his first solo art show in a Berlin gallery this week. The images focus on childhood and memories, and on "coming of age or defining oneself and the kind of self-definition that comes when you're younger," the actor tells Der Spiegel. The exhibit, "The Dangerous Book Four Boys," includes photos, drawings, sculptures and videos, some done in collaboration with other artists. "He uses himself as a subject matter and as an ingredient in the art work like a painter would use oil on canvas," said the gallery owner.

http://www.newser.com/story/111963/james-franco-solo-art-show-debuts-in-berlin.html

Jake said...

He's doing all that just to make me look lazy!

Ask the Flying Monkey: Is Matthew Bomer Wearing a Wedding Ring? said...

Q: In the last few weeks, Matt Bomer has appeared on the red carpet and a late night talk show wearing a gold band on his left ring finger. Officially, he’s unattached and doesn’t talk about his personal life. But a band on one’s left hand almost always has meaning – even if the person isn’t married or civil-unioned. Is it appropriate to ask him about the ring? I say yes. – Brian, Des Moines, Iowa

A: Isn’t this is an appropriate question for Valentine’s Day? It’s true: Bomer is now wearing the ring to public and press events. Is it okay for us to ask him about that?

We actually hemmed and hawed on this one. Obviously, there are widespread internet rumors about Bomer’s sexuality. But the actor has made it clear he doesn’t talk about his romantic life with the press (though he does talk about many other aspects of his personal life). He has also declined several of our requests for an in-depth interview – although we did recently speak to him briefly in a group at a press event (yes, he’s dreamy).

So did asking him about his ring constitute an invasion of his clearly-stated wish for privacy and discretion on matters romantic? But isn’t the wearing of the ring itself to press and other events a “public” act of sorts – a public declaration that, at the very minimum, solicits the perfectly acceptable question, “Oh, when did you get married?”

As you can see, writing for AfterElton.com can sometimes makes your head hurt.

In the end, it didn’t matter. We asked his publicist and did not receive a response to our request for clarity.

http://ht.ly/1bkFyd

^^^ comment said...

Is not the marital status public information in the U.S.? When you get married in Sweden it is. Anybody can see who you get married to.I've liked Matt Bomer from the start but the more he tries to avoid the elephant in the room the more I dislike him. Especially now when he shows his wedding-band in public and refuse to talk about it.

Anonymous said...

BS is an unfortunate abbreviation :)


LOL, yes it is. I watched the movie with a couple of friends (young straight guys) and let me tell you, most of them love Natalie Portman. One was like, Black Swan was the best movie ever. ;) I thik NP is a living legend.

NP may not be the best actress ever, but she is very watchable and did a particularly good job in Black Swan.

Her bedroom scene with Mila Kunis in the movie was hot. Both girls look good together.

Anonymous said...

NP and MK:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_R5WS6_kmmTI/TKYpbTW0cRI/AAAAAAAA1j0/VSbpQq9hbww/s1600/warfj9.jpg

If you ask me, NP may be the prettiest actress working today.

Nat Queen Amidala Portman said...

I thik NP is a living legend.

DUH!!!

Anonymous said...

Jake said...
He's doing all that just to make me look lazy!


LOL. Honestly? Look at how much Natlie worked since Closer! She worked her ass off. That's why her success with Black Swan is so well deserved. Same goes for Franco with 127 Hours. He's working non stop. To achieve success you need to work a lot. Jake definitely does not belong to those actors who work a lot.

Anonymous said...

It's not laziness as much as inability to get the work he wants IMO. I also think Jake is depressed.

Anonymous said...

"Brokeheart Mountain" won't help!

Anonymous said...

It's not laziness as much as inability to get the work he wants IMO.

You think? Even if that's the case, he should look for interesting alternatives. No A-List young actors wanted to do BBM, instead they used (like Heath Ledger said) the B-List (him and Jake). And look how that turned out? ;)

Anonymous said...

I've liked Matt Bomer from the start but the more he tries to avoid the elephant in the room the more I dislike him.

Same here. I don't mind "that's private" and being closeted, I mind lying / pretending.

Anonymous said...

he should look for interesting alternatives

1. Jake is too lazy for that
or
2. he believes that would hurt his movie star status.

Anonymous said...

1. Jake is too lazy for that
or
2. he believes that would hurt his movie star status.


If so, then it's hopeless with him.

I'm curious where his career will go.

Anonymous said...

And look how that turned out?

It couldn't have turned out better. Sometimes things have a way of working out for the best. I could never, ever imagine anyone but Heath and Jake as Ennis and Jack. :)

Anonymous said...

I wonder if BBM would've had the same success with the public if the actors weren't so pretty. I read Ang Lee insisted that they work out before the shoot to be sexier. LOL

destiny said...

I've liked Matt Bomer from the start but the more he tries to avoid the elephant in the room the more I dislike him.

Same here. I don't mind "that's private" and being closeted, I mind lying / pretending.


Than you must find what Jake does, with the bearding and lying, unbelievably disgusting.

And what lies has Bomer told? What has he pretended to be?

Anonymous said...

Oh lord, were they pretty. :)

Anonymous said...

And what lies has Bomer told? What has he pretended to be?

Bomer pretends to be honest while telling lies and half lies about his family life. Not talking about his private life would be better.

Anonymous said...

parrishupr: Anyone ELSE wondering what 'Brokeback' did for Jake Gyllenhall's career? #fabulous http://yfrog.com/h3meflfj
about 2 hours ago

Anonymous said...

^^ Prince Jake as Christmas ornament!

Anonymous said...

Especially now when he shows his wedding-band in public and refuse to talk about it.

What do you mean "especially now"? Bomer has been wearing that wedding ring for a while, it's not new.

Anonymous said...

Actually, the video makes me think Jake is not gay (maybe it’s THE plan).

I don’t think they would go after him like that if they knew he was gay. He is supposed to be well liked and they wouldn’t “out” him like that if he was.

destiny said...

Bomer is the only leading actor in a hit television series who is not a comedian and who is a sex symbol that I can think of who is in a glass closet--and pretty darn clear one at that. The only one wearing a wedding ring. The only one going to awards shows with his partner. The only photographed with his kids. The only one you can find pictures of him kissing another man when you google images of him.

And to my knowledge he has not lied about his personal life, just not talked about it. People who can't see the difference in that clearly only see black and white, not shades of gray. Pretty dull if you ask me.

I'm sorry some see nothing to like about someone like Bomer. I see a lot of that attitude on gay sites all over the internet--actors who are clearly gay, but don't beard, and don't to things like talk up their attraction to the opposite sex or other nonsense.

Change is a process.

Anonymous said...

@8:50 Actually, the video makes me think Jake is not gay (maybe it’s THE plan).

I don’t think they would go after him like that if they knew he was gay. He is supposed to be well liked and they wouldn’t “out” him like that if he was.


which video are you referring to?

Anonymous said...

I think the funny or die

Anonymous said...

Actually if he came out as gay, it would be politically incorrect to make fun of Jake being gay. Its because he is closeted that he is fair game for jokes. That funny or die video is hilarious. The prince of persia hair is a great touch. And the line that Donnie Darko was 10 yrs ago. Pure snark.

Anonymous said...

And to my knowledge he has not lied about his personal life, just not talked about it.
He has, more than once, we discussed it here.

People who can't see the difference in that clearly only see black and white, not shades of gray.
Matt Bomer is in the closet, you can't change facts to make him look better.

Anonymous said...

YOUR PUSSIES STINK!

Anonymous said...

And to my knowledge he has not lied about his personal life...

Just one example:

"But it must be difficult, one might suggest, to avoid sharing the basic biographical information other actors mention so freely.

"No, it’s really not,” he says. “I don’t feel shut in, or cramped, or that I hide anything in my life. I’ve lived my life very openly and honestly, and that’s how I like it. I go to work, and sit down with you and other people in the media and talk about things that have to do with the job, and I go home and have my real life. It’s a whole separate entity that I get to enjoy, and it gives me proper perspective on the billboards and subway signs and magazine covers and all that. It prioritizes my life.”"

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/49490414.html

Anonymous said...

hideyourgraces: uhm jake gyllenhaal why are you dating women...you like dick.
about 5 hours ago

Anonymous said...

Jake Gyllenhaal and Jennifer Aniston dating?

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/56212854.html

Anonymous said...

No paparazzi pictures of Jake while in NYC?

Anonymous said...

"No paparazzi pictures of Jake while in NYC?"

He has been fooling everyone, as he is really in LA with his hubby.

Anonymous said...

Hubby? Austin and Jake are history for months, if not years.

Anonymous said...

We know for sure that Jake and Austin are in different cities for weeks and you forget about that in a second. There are tweets about Jake in NYC, but no pictures, and that means he's in LA with Austin.

Anonymous said...

I don’t think they would go after him like that if they knew he was gay. He is supposed to be well liked and they wouldn’t “out” him like that if he was.

Who is "they"? And how is a satire video the same as "outing" him? If you think it's the same, you don't know what "outing" is. Jake gay rumors aren't confined to WFT2 but people like to pretend that they are, lol.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, 4:59, don't see the terrible "lies" you're talking about. Not answering certain questions is not the same as lying, IMO. Pretending to date a woman - now THAT is lying.

Anonymous said...

I don’t think they would go after him like that if they knew he was gay. He is supposed to be well liked and they wouldn’t “out” him like that if he was.

LOL! He has almost reached the status of John Travolta as a confirmed closet dweller. No-one hesitates in ridiculing/cracking jokes/parodying JT or the other Xenu freak Tom Cruise.

Anonymous said...

Hubby? Austin and Jake are history for months, if not years.

You obviously have not been keeping up with all the bombshells that OMG detectives have uncovered.

Anonymous said...

7:22 AM - Matt Bomer is lying about "not hiding anything, living openly", real reasons he doesn't want to talk about his family and other things.
Bearding would be worse, but that does not change the fact he's closeted liar like Jake.
I understand why he wants to stay in the closet and I don't care about his coming out, my point is that silence is better than lies.

Anonymous said...

You obviously have not been keeping up with all the bombshells that OMG detectives have uncovered.

Then we are fortunate to have you to give us a recap. Please? :)

Anonymous said...

Then we are fortunate to have you to give us a recap. Please? :)

Oh OK. Jake -> Austin -> Married -> swirling proteinaceous love juices -> BT1 -> rinse and repeat -> BT2 & BT3 = OMG bombshells

Anonymous said...

BT2 & BT3 - based on what??? Ted mentioned only one BT! :)

Anonymous said...

BT2 & BT3 - based on what??? Ted mentioned only one BT! :)

Anonymous said...

PrairieGirl, while sitting at home in Kansas, with nothing more than an overactive imagination and a broken foot, cracked the case of the new sprog Tiles.

OMG said...

BT2 & BT3 - based on what??? Ted mentioned only one BT! :)

Methodical Muser said...

You are hilarious, PG. And pretty close to 100% accurate, except you second guessed yourself about old Mrs. G and Maggie and Peter's wedding on May 2, 2009. Your initial instincts were correct about the 12-31-08 Farmers' Market, which was right before BT2 was born in the first week of January 2009.

Now, a few more clues. People have criticized Ted for answering the question about Baby Tile being human more than once. Thinking he doesn't keep good archives. Well, Ted knows exactly what he's doing. Because he has actually confirmed that Baby Tile is human on 3 separate occasions.

Note that the dates of the confirmations are after each baby has been born:

September 4, 2008 (Baby Tile #1 is human)

Dear Ted:
Is Baby Tile human or animal?
—C.L. in Pa.

Dear Little of Both:
As human as something can be in this town.

February 25, 2010 (Baby Tile #2 is human)

Dear Ted:
Is Baby Tile human, feline, canine or equine?
—J

Dear Smarty Pants:
Come to think of it, I didn't say kitty, puppy or pony—did I?"

September 23, 2010 (Baby Tile #3 is human)

Dear Ted:
Is Baby Tile a human baby, or could it be a pet that the Tiles' adopted and share?
—CF

Dear Baby Onboard:
How disappointing would that be! Nope, while T2 loves his four-legged friend, Baby Tile is as human as they come.

January 31, 2011 11:43 PM

Anonymous said...

Thanks 8:27 AM!

Now I just have to figure out why would anyone think that answering questions about Baby Tile = there are more BTs!

Anonymous said...

There's more 'evidence' in the comments around that time if you are into bombshells :)

Anonymous said...

I am, but I can't go back to OMG - post away :)

MV Summer said...

If only OMG could find evidence that Jake and Austin care about being at the same Coast at the same time ...

Anonymous said...

I am, but I can't go back to OMG - post away :)

Sorry, I've already done my quota for today, and have overdosed.

Anonymous said...

There are no pap pics of Jake in Ny because he is in Brooklyn, he's there because of Maggie, Peter, Ramona his Mom. There are no paps in Brooklyn except when called to do staged photo-ops.

I suspect that he has given up riding trains because of the few cell phone pics that showed up on line.

The last NY pap pics of him were at the opening of the Three Sisters and he acted like he didn't want to be photographed, he'd been doing that for the last few months.

BTw, Austin is not in L.A., he flew back to NC yesterday as per some OTH fan sites, the editing is over, the Jaustaloons already know this.

Anonymous said...

he'd been doing that for the last few months

Except when he laughs and smiles for Us Weekly pics!

Anonymous said...

BT2 & BT3 - based on what??? Ted mentioned only one BT! :)

Dont think Ted answering a couple of the same questions about Baby Tile means anything, at all. He answers the same questions about Robsten every day. He "nots" Jennifer Aniston as a BV on a weekly basis. means nada.

Anonymous said...

The Us weekly photo-op was done in Brooklyn, that's what I was trying to point out: There are no paps hanging around Brooklyn, they only show up when called like for the Us cover.

He is in Brooklyn so there will be no pap pics unless he calls them or if he decides to ride a tain and someone takes a pic with there cell phone.

Anonymous said...

What do you mean by "he is in Brooklyn"? He doesn't go to Manhattan or anywhere else?

Anonymous said...

I say Brooklyn because all the tweets and FB sightings are from for the last few weeks are from Brooklyn that's why.

There was a myth that Jake had a place in Manhattan that's why he was always papped there in the past but the fact was that his sister and Peter had a place in Tribeca and he stayed there, now that they moved to Brooklyn he stays there.

Also his parents had a loft in the Vilage that he stayed at before they sold it, this is all on public record so no it's not inside info.

He does venture out of Brookln occasionly based on some sightings, I would assume he has friends there but they are not places where paps hang out, he knows where to go to avaoid them if he wants.

He also is spotted on the LES a lot, cousins and Aunts, Uncles from his Mother's side of the family, again paps don't hang out on the LES.

So fangirls are getting less and less pap pics of him hiding his face, it's probably why he doesn't stay in L.A. all that much, it's harder there to hide from the paps.

destiny said...

Bearding would be worse, but that does not change the fact he's closeted liar like Jake.
I understand why he wants to stay in the closet and I don't care about his coming out, my point is that silence is better than lies.


You mean silence as in telling interviewers certain questions are off the table, ala Jake?

And where's the lie? He does live his life the way he wants--exhibit A being bringing Simon to the GGs, and exhibit B being shopping with his kids. Exhibit C is proudly wearing a wedding ring on his finger--none of that under the shirt ring on a string nonsense ala Jake and Austin.

I do think he avoids things that would be perceived as lie. For example, USA has its own campaign for tolerance, and Matt did the one on religion, not bullying.

I suspect USA doesn't want him to come out, but that Matt does everything short of that, and it is clear from his actions, interviews and the fact that a good friend of his leaked the information about his hubby and kids that he has worked to let us much as who he is leak out.

I also don't think Matt is wrong about not letting his personal life interfere with the show. He plays a con man with a mysterious past, I think it helps the show that Matt is someone viewers don't know a lot about.

Anonymous said...

You mean silence as in telling interviewers certain questions are off the table, ala Jake?
Yes. Or just simply "Sorry, I'd like my private life to be private".

And where's the lie?
Please read previous posts, Matt is in the closet and he's lying on the record about his private life.

Anonymous said...

Exhibit C is proudly wearing a wedding ring on his finger

And refuses to comment about it - proudly my ass.

Anonymous said...

it's probably why he doesn't stay in L.A. all that much, it's harder there to hide from the paps

Why would Jake want to hide from the paps?

Anonymous said...

Does Jake actually live ANYWHERE? Does he have his own house or apartment ANYWHERE?

Anonymous said...

Huh? He has a house in LA.

Anonymous said...

Where in LA? I've not seen him papped coming out of it.

Anonymous said...

Same old place he has for years, I guess.

Anonymous said...

He bought a home in the Hollywood hills in 2006, it's all on public record. It's near where his parents used to live and where he grew up near Runyan Canyon.

Why would you see him being papped coming out of his home in L.A.? Like other actors there he lives in a private/gated area, paps and everyone else are not allowed on those grounds, security and stalking issues.

I suspect he leases/sublets that place since he is away from it for long stretches sort of like a semi-permannet house sitting situation along with Atti I assume.

Why wouldn't Jake ant to deal with the paps? You act like it's something wrong with him hating htem, most actors do. Sure he ises him ehrn he wants but as he is getting older he is becoming more intolerent of them and it shows, go check out the recent pics of him on IHJ, he's either glaring, turning his head, turnoing his back or hiding his face and i'm not just talking about him appearing sick and wiping his nose.

He's pretty much melts in with the Park Slope crowd and I assume he like it that way.

Anonymous said...

You act like it's something wrong with him hating htem, most actors do.

Not true, most actors are OK with paparazzi, they know that paparazzi are part of their job and don't behave like assholes.

Anonymous said...

And, of course, celebrities can avoid paparazzi if they don't like them.

Anonymous said...

I can't imagine any celeb liking paps, yes it's part of the deal, doesn't mean they like it, that's insane. I sure the hell wouldn't want their scummy cameras in my face everytime i'm out doing non-events like food shopping.

The only reason most don't act like assholes is because they want to look good, i suspect most would want to go Sean Penn on them in a minute.

I suspect Jake does to. You can't deny that even when poding at events lately he can barely muster a smile, doom and gloom.

Anonymous said...

1:45 PM - what are you talking about???
Celebrities LOVE attention and don't mind paparazzi too much + only a few celebrities are nervous assholes like Sean Penn.

Anonymous said...

I suspect Jake does to. You can't deny that even when poding at events lately he can barely muster a smile, doom and gloom.

I don't know what bothers Jake but I have no sympathy for publicity whores who would like to avoid paparazzi when they don't pose for tabloids.

Anonymous said...

What's the saying? You can't have your cake and eat it too. When Jake was partaking in all those Reeke photo ops and shooting magazine covers for US Weekly, it's all good with the paps taking pictures. When he's not in the mood, then the paps are evil and scum. Sorry but no one can have it both ways. Once they invite the paps then you can't uninvite them when the mood hits. Jake has been desperately seeking to be an A list, big time movie star with the Reeke campaign and the aborted Swift campaign. Now all if his prearranged photo ops are biting him in the ass. If he doesn't like the constant attention he should have thought about it before he participated in all those photo ops.

Anonymous said...

Sorry but no one can have it both ways.

Exactly.

destiny said...

What I don't get is why Jake doesn't just move to NY.

Can't imagine he rents out his house--do you think a celeb really wants a stranger going through his stuff?

Anonymous said...

LA is more important for movie business, LA is his home town and LA has better winters - I wouldn't move to NYC if I were Jake :)

Austin, TX said...

Just in case the already-impressive lineup of films set to be screened at the 2011 South By Southwest Festival weren't enough to lure movie fans to Austin, Texas, the announcement of the film panels ought to do the trick.
...
Jake Gyllenhaal and Michelle Monaghan will be on hand, along with their director Duncan Jones ("Moon"), to discuss the time-twisting and mind-bending "Source Code." The panel, called "Straight From The Source (Code)," will also be the opening night film for this year's SXSW. The heavily-buzzed flick (which also stars Vera Farmiga) is about a man (Gyllenhaal) who relives the last eight minutes of another man's life before he perishes in a train explosion; with such a premise, "Source Code" will doubtlessly garner quite a few questions from the movie savvy crowd.

http://c60e8b99.dyo.gs/url/http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2011/02/15/sxsw-film-panels/

Anonymous said...

^^ March 11-20

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Anonymous said...

Jake Gyllenhaal and Michelle Monaghan will be on hand, along with their director Duncan Jones ("Moon"), to discuss the time-twisting and mind-bending "Source Code."

A bit of work for Jake :)

Jake said...

^^ I don't understand? WORK? Are you speaking a foreign language?

Atticus said...

Stop complaining, I need more food!

prairiegirl said...

PrairieGirl, while sitting at home in Kansas, with nothing more than an overactive imagination and a broken foot, cracked the case of the new sprog Tiles.

I did not have a broken foot. I had a broken fibula (leg).
I did not crack the case of 3 Tiles. M&M and Special did.

Anonymous said...

Someone really believes Jake is hiding 3 kids? Based on nothing?

Anonymous said...

Azu_Silva: Jake Gyllenhaal the new George Clooney #MEJORADO
about 3 hours ago

Maggie said...

alex_nicosia: A Must See!!! Three Sisters starring Maggie Gyllenhaal: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/theater-review-maggie-gyllenhaal-peter-96426
about 4 hours ago

Anonymous said...

Someone really believes Jake is hiding 3 kids?

No wonder Jake has no new projects - Austin is filming for months and Jake has to take care of the kids! :)

Anonymous said...

South By Southwest Festival in Austin, Texas - how nice and practical, will Jake take BTs with him?

Channing Tatum: Jamie Bell and I Have 'Been Having Sex for a Few Years Now' said...

Channing Tatum strips down for a new spread in GQ.

Two more shots, AFTER THE JUMP...

Eagle While the GQ cover story is not up yet, Tatum recently discussed the homoeroticism in his new film, The Eagle, and the master/slave relationship between Tatum and his costar Jamie Bell with The Vulture:

"I think there’s love in any relationship, whether it’s between a man and a woman, an animal and a person. Look, you have a need to be understood, humans gather around each other and they need to help each other through things. Jamie’s character and my character through trial by fire had to figure out how to understand each other. So I guess you could call it a bromance."

Tatum continues on that thread:

How about in real life?
Jamie and I have a bromance. We’ve been having sex for a few years now.

How’s that going?
Going fantastic.

He’s a lot smaller than you. He’s really small.
He’s a goer though.

What’s a goer?
I don’t know. I just made it up.

http://www.towleroad.com/2011/02/chantatum.html

prairiegirl said...

No wonder Jake has no new projects - Austin is filming for months and Jake has to take care of the kids!

You got it, sister.

Oh, I forgot!

:)

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Anonymous said...

BT2 & BT3 - based on what??? Ted mentioned only one BT! :)

Dont think Ted answering a couple of the same questions about Baby Tile means anything, at all. He answers the same questions about Robsten every day. He "nots" Jennifer Aniston as a BV on a weekly basis. means nada.


I do remember there were other clues on OMG like the curious "Cabin Fever" pics in late August where Jake looked like he had slept in his clothes and the timing of when Reese W. dumped Jake, but Ted answering that Baby Tile is human three separate times, and twice in one year is not an oversight. When Methodical Muser posted the actual comments, I thought that really was a clever way for Ted to get out there that Toothy was having more kids. We all know he doesn't publish every question that's sent to him, he purposely picks what he wants to emphasize. Unlike January 2007, when he explicitly wrote about Toothy and BF having a kid, tons of people knew that Jake was Toothy by the time the second child was supposed to have been born (January 2009). Also Jake was with Witherspoon by then and he probably wanted to avoid problems with her people too. Consequently, Ted probably wanted to come up with a more subtle way of acknowledging each new birth because he was aware that lots of people were now monitoring the Toothy story. Verify that BT was human 3 separate times was a creative way of doing it.

Oh yeah, Austin also posted a baby's t-shirt on his tweeter in late August last year too. He even made sure the label was showing that the size was 0-3 months.

Anonymous said...

^^Wasn't that the same day OMG mentioned that article where Jake spoke of himself as a married man? Yeah, I think they may be onto something. Explains why Jake's not working too and the whole Taylor Swift fiasco. If another baby was born in late August, Jake needed a distraction. Didn't he disappear for awhile in September too? Could be baby bonding time.

Michael K said...

Taylor Swift Has Finally Met Her True Match

The real-life Anne of Green Gables, Taylor Swift, might have finally found the perfect heartmate to run through the apple orchards and chase butterflies through lavender fields with her. Jake Gyllenhaal tried to pretend like he enjoyed spending his Sunday afternoon giving raspberries to puppies (or whatever the hell Taylor gets into on the weekend), but in the end he just couldn't do it with a straight face. (Yes, I know what I did there). But Adam Young of Owl City may be able to.

A while ago, Taylor Swift admitted that her song "Enchanted" was about the moment she met a dude in NYC that she had been e-mailing with for a while. Taylor is a graduate of Detective La Toya's Pre-School of Hints, so she capitalized the letters A-D-A-M in her album's lyric booklet and said that she used the word "wonderstruck" in the song because that was the subject of one of their e-mails. Adam quickly realized the song was about him and it seems like he's been waiting for Valentine's Day to arrive so that he could post his response on Owl City's blog. If you're an old bitter bitch cunt queen like I've always been, this will definitely make you barf up liquefied candy hearts, fairy glitter spray cheese. You've been warned.

Dearest Taylor,

I’ll be the first to admit I’m a rather shy boy and since music is the most eloquent form of communication I can muster, I decided to record something for you — as sort of a “reply” to the breathtaking song on your current record. This is what I wanted so badly to tell you in person but could never quite put into words:

Everything about you is beautiful. You’re an immensely charming girl with a wonderful heart and more grace and elegance than I know how to describe. You are a true princess from a dreamy fairy tale; a modern Cinderella. I’m terribly sorry it’s taken me such a long time to reply but I figured Valentine’s Day was the perfect time to write this note to you and simply say… I was enchanted to meet you too.

Love,
Adam

This is exactly the kind of love letter that accidentally got passed to me in junior high school homeroom. A letter that was folded into the shape of a heart with the words "open me" written on the front. I'd open the letter, read it, take out a pastel pink marker, draw a peen on it, fold it back into a heart and pass it to Taylor.

And here's Adam's slightly reworked version of "Enchanted" which he recorded just for Taylor. File this under: And you didn't think VD could get more nauseating.

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destiny said...

Kind of funny to read that bit about Channing and The Eagle, because one of the reviews I saw of the movie said they went out of their way to keep out any suggestion of homoeroticism or a bromance, or anything campy ala movies of this sort from the 50s, and that it was one of the problems with the movie.

Anonymous said...

9:49 AM,

Oh, stop the snark. Anyone can comment on what they want.

I hate to admit it, but there could be something about this expanding family thing. Damn Jake. You mean you're not a lazy, publicity chasing famewhore? Just a devoted father and husband. Jeez, that could be disappointing. Except, I do think I like you a hell of lot better that way. Oh, well, I was never going to be able to boink him anyway.

Time will tell.

Anonymous said...

9:21 & 9:07 & 10:27= the same Jaustaloon sock puppet.

The 2 would have to be mentally ill to pull that crap, along with the woman or women they are using, the Doctors and their families.

Closeted actors that beard don't go out of their way to make babies.

Jake isn't working because he is lazy.

I wish the Jaustaloons would stop making up for the lack of not having their own children by spinning this shit, it ain't even funny anymore.

Maybe they should go buy themselves some cabage patch dolls and call them BT 1,2 and #!

Ted and his interns are so full of shit it isn't even funny.

Anonymous said...

Guys, please, there is nothing to suggest that Jake has a kid or relationship with Austin - from Jake leaving Austin in LA to enjoy MV, buying a motorcycle or saying "I don't have kids" to Austin's traveling around and posing with the beard and family.

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