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Wednesday, 1 December 2010
New Showmance - It’s Official
December 1, 2010
With movie Love and Other Drugs and new album promotion still on, Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift officially started showmance promotion by posing for Us Weekly.
'"She was kind of this shell of what she is now, the quirky girl who comes in and takes control," Gyllenhaal says. "When Annie came on board, she said, 'This needs to be a love story; it needs to be two people being changed by each other as opposed to this guy's journey'. And I agreed. That is our relationship, I think. You'll find actors vying for attention and I don't think she and I really do."
That NYMag article is about the most ridiculous thing I have read in a long while; and beneath the magazine. It sounds like it was written by someone's prudish maiden aunt. Especially with all the sexual shenanigans that you know have gone on in NY gov't and Wall Street. :)
The very next week, Gyllenhaal will turn 30. If Jake was a real-life friend of yours, you'd probably give him a high five once you heard about his new gal. Then you'd say, "But what the hell do you two talk about?"
Not taking aboout Jake and Taylor. But God, where is the problem? A 21 year old woman and a 29 year old guy. Sie is a grown up woman. 21! Hello! Grown up. Some people are crazy.
That is total BS. It depends on the couple. If some of you have a problem with bearding, I can understand that. But don't cloak it in some false, hypocritical piousness about "age difference". Some people never grow up. I really am aghast, especially on a blog like this, where many I am sure may have had their same-sex relationships judged unfairly, to in turn judge another's relationship by an unfair stereotype. It's laughable.
Everyone is different, and every relationship is different. Bearding is a different issue.
Not taking aboout Jake and Taylor...Sie is a grown up woman.
If you're not talking about Taylor, then who is the grown up woman you're talking about, lol? She is not a "grown up" woman - she is a girl who has been carefully manufactured and PR'd to the nth degree to create a certain image. A grown up woman does not dream of going on double dates with her 18 year old Disney star BFF.
The rainbow sprinkles ice cream date, where she was comparing their heights - so totally a jr. high school girl move it's unbelievable. But I'm sure they'll work on "maturing" her :)
God, what a couple of famewhore phonies. Maybe they are a perfect match, after all. I mean I'm sure Jake knew that calling the cops wouldn't create more publicity, right? ;)
Here's Taylor the Grown Woman's best friend 18 year old Selena Gomez, with her boyfriend, 16 year old Justin Bieber. They're almost as adorable as Jake and Taylor! What a foursome they would make :)
Here's a breakfast combo for ya -- Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez leaving the International House of Pancakes yesterday ... ARM-IN-FRICKIN-ARM!!!
The two international pop stars sat down for breakfast yesterday in Philadelphia .... hours before they were scheduled to perform at the Q102 Jingle Ball.
According to the good folks at IHOP ... Biebs, 16, and Gomez, 18, HELD HANDS inside the restaurant ... and looked "cuddly" while sitting on the same side of a booth.
Nothing says "romance" like a Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity.
Wow, just Wow! WTF is wrong with a 29 yr old man dating a 21 yr old woman? Even if the 21yr old woman acts immature, she still is a WOMAN. Hang it up already, if you think he's bearding I understand, but searching for more shit to complain about him is stretching it. Leave the man alone. If you don't like what he's doing, there are other stars to swoon over.
Just saw LAOD. Not a bad movie. Not Oscar worthy but I thought Jake and Anne were very good in this movie. I did not like Rendition and like others I thought Jake was miscast, or, it was the directors fault. Zodiac was an ok movie and Jake was ok in that movie. Again, I think it was more of what the director's vision was or something. I don't blame Jake for that movie.
But Just as in POP, in LAOD Jake perfromance was really good and all the rumors and other shit, gay or whatever did not even come to mind in watching his performance. He deffinately was nice to watch, naked and all. It was a romantic comedy though so I did not expect much but was pleased. I usually wait for them on TV.
I really hope that when the mainstream news, like fox news and cnn have a 2 minute blurb about it, the reporter speaks about it with a laughing, and another self-important celeb asshole tone, instead of the oh the poor, stalked celeb tone. This way Jake's mocking has official become mainstream instead of only the internet. He and his PR must be hurting that Jake is made fun of and called a fake all in one article. I think maybe if Jake mocking goes mainstream media, PR will finally realized that they seriously fucked up.
The bearding program schedule for Swyll is so much like Reeke. Same old tricks, environs, activities, press coverage, "pals" discussing and confirming the rumors. I bet the rags will announce Swyll going on a romantic Christmas trip and Jake ready with a ring to propose, but she'll say no, not yet... !!
December 09, 2010, (Sawf News) - Jake Gyllenhaal turned the cops on paparazzi trailing him and Taylor Swift in Los Angeles on Thursday, December 9. LAPD was quick to respond to Gyllenhaal's call with patrol car and reportedly even a helicopter. Gyllenhaal and Swift were cruising in an Audi Q7 when the incident happened. According to an x17.com photog trailing the couple Gyllenhaal "didn't want anyone to get a shot of him and Taylor together." Swift, 20, and Gyllenhaal, 29, feature together on the cover of the current issue of Us Weekly, taking an afternoon stroll in Brooklyn's Park Slope neighborhood in New York City, in what appears to be a posed shot for which they were probably paid handsomely.
If you think they should not permit themselves to be photographed, then why in hell are you here to look at them? Get it? Noooo, you’re too stupid to get it.
If you think Jake is not gay then why in hell are you here to post about him? Get it? Noooo, you’re too stupid to get it.
I get so confuseded by your posties that aren’t always toasted enough that I don’t know how to straighten you out. Why don’t we all get together and make Jake straight. At least make him straighten up and stop bending over so much. If he would straighten up then he wouldn’t need a beard to brush his shoes with, would he?
I wonder if the police helicopter was a coincidence; maybe it was in the area for something else. I also wonder (the cynic in me) if this was a stunt planned by PR and X17 to gain attention. I honestly can't imagine paps swarming Jake's car for Swyll, or Jake getting pissed at 2-5 paps from X17 trying to get pics in broad daylight, in public, in BV/LA of all places. Swyll is not that exciting and this was a clever way to get them in the headlines IMO.
I'm an actor and high-strung and I can't be my real self and I'm bearding and I'm horny for men in dark alleys and I do drugs. All those things are great for helping me get pissed with the paps at the drop of a hat!
There are no pictures on the net that prove he is gay.
Yes, there are tons of such pictures. Jake doing photo ops with fake girlfriends is proof that he's gay. And you know that. And a lot of other people know that too :)
There is proof that Jake is gay, but trolls like you don't care about it, they just troll and play stupid. Remember - playing stupid does NOT make you look smart, lol.
Well it's Friday and a couple of psych techs called in sick so it's taking us three times as long to get all the patients medicated, especially the nuts in the computer rec room.
6:31AM ignore the silly trolls. Jake the Fake is driving them crazy with his obvious and embarrassing need for publicity. What a sad, pathetic little boy.
"I think I have a romantic sense of the world. When I'm in a relationship, I enjoy making a woman feel good. "I like making her feel loved. I think sacrifice and compromise, all of those things are romantic."
He's so full of shit, I'm surprised his eyes haven't turned brown by now :)
after being away from this site for months then coming back to check and see what's up, I think I'll now stay away. This site has taken on a swooning and disgruntled teen site atttitude. It seems that most are gay boys who want Jake to come out and be counted. And females who are just mad at everything. It all leads down the same road, whatever woman Jake is with or dates gets totally ripped apart just by being in his presents. This type of attitude has not resulted in a spring wedding for Jake and Austin, nor has it help find the illusive BabyTile(s). Not gonna happen. Gay Jake, Bi Jake, or Str8 Jake, he's free to live as he wants. Even if it's hiding and bearding.
So what you have now is just wayward teens and tween (I think most gay boys) texting away with a negative attitude that makes them happy, (for the moment).
Interesting to see how things have changed and don't think I like it.
"I think I have a romantic sense of the world. When I'm in a relationship, I enjoy making a woman feel good.
"I like making her feel loved. I think sacrifice and compromise, all of those things are romantic."
OMG, just stfu already!
Jake's LAOD promo interviews have been nothing but an endless and embarrassing string of bullshit. You are officially a lying closet case and a disgusting fame whore. Good job, Jake!
Jake's LAOD promo interviews have been nothing but an endless and embarrassing string of bullshit. You are officially a lying closet case and a disgusting fame whore. Good job, Jake!
^^^^ And you continue to watch? Why? Just to complain? Do you go looking for this stuff? Why? To bitch about Jake?
Jake cannot have it both ways. He willinglly participates in an obviously posed photoshoot for Thanksgiving a few weeks back, then expects everyone to leave him alone until he decides they can be spoon fed another bowl of this tasteless gruel. He comes off as manipulative and shallow and certainly immature. Come to think of it, he does have a lot in common with Tay Tay,, doesn't he? The only problem is that Jake is gay and is obviously so ashamed of who he is, he continues to involve himself in these kinds of bogus charades. I wouldn't be surprised if this was all planned so everyone could see Swifty flew across the country the moment Jake touched ground, but that they didn't want to be seen together. Sorta of counteract the pushback that the Thanksgiving pics were manufactured. No one's buying what you're selling, Jake.
The only problem is that Jake is gay and is obviously so ashamed of who he is, he continues to involve himself in these kinds of bogus charades. I wouldn't be surprised if this was all planned so everyone could see Swifty flew across the country the moment Jake touched ground, but that they didn't want to be seen together. Sorta of counteract the pushback that the Thanksgiving pics were manufactured. No one's buying what you're selling, Jake.
Hey, you don't have to watch. Who said you do? Jake still has the RIGHT to do what he wants because it's his life, if you don't like it, it simple you don't have to be a fan or watch him. But you continue to complain about something you have no controll over, his life!
Endless complaining about him not comming out and in the closet is BS. He only has to please himself and he's not pleasing you with his actions, let me say it again, you don't have to watch.
And you continue to watch? Why? Just to complain? Do you go looking for this stuff? Why? And YOUR MOTIVE IS????
And you continue to watch this blog and troll. Why do you go looking for this blog? Just to complain? And YOUR MOTIVE IS??? Oh, wait - we know. To troll :)
I wouldn't be surprised if this was all planned so everyone could see Swifty flew across the country the moment Jake touched ground, but that they didn't want to be seen together. Sorta of counteract the pushback that the Thanksgiving pics were manufactured.
I hate to say it, but you may be right. Jake and his team of bottom feeders will do anything to continue to promote their bucketful of lies. I was thinking yesterday, how far Jake has fallen. December 9, 2005 was the limited release opening of Brokeback Mountain. Five years later, to the day, we have Jake acting the fool, distorted face, hand gestures and another blond, blue-eyed fake girlfriend by his side. Maybe he should watch Brokeback Mountain again and understand the consequences of a life lived in the closet. He may be with his longtime boyfriend. He may be a father. Maybe that's how he rationalizes what he does. You know, "But, I'm not like Jack Twist. I am living a real life." The only problem is, Jake may be living a closeted gay life that's true to himself, but the aggressive image he presents to the world is a lie. Doing one thing with integrity, but everything else you associate yourself with is unscrupulous and dishonest does make you an honorable man, Jake. Just a pathetic one with an incredible ability to fool yourself.
Jake's publicists are about as smart as Duncan Hines marketing department They think that chocolate glaze makes cupcakes rap stars. Just like Jake's people think famous blonde beards make Jake straight.
"...The first ad, by director Josh Binder, is called “Hip-Hop Cupcakes" and features a bunch of plain cupcakes that suddenly start to sing and beat-box once the chocolate glaze is poured on top of them….That’s right. Chocolate glaze makes the cupcakes rap-stars."
"Gossip strategies unfold gradually. Although the business plan behind Jake Gyllenhaal’s paparazzi freak out yesterday – click here if you missed it - has yet to reveal itself."
I stopped being a Jake fan ages ago. Now I just find his desperate need to be in the limelight endlessly amusing. Reeke was bad enough for someone who claims to want his privacy, but Swyll is way over the top. I'm also amused by the babblers trying to cling to anything at all to save their "perfect" image of Jake. How can they reconcile their image of Jake being a private person who really wanted to settle down with Reese and her family with the Jake dating a young woman who thinks like a teenager? It's hilarious to see them trying to "make the best" of the situation.
I allowed myself to feel a little sorry for Jake over the summer, but inevitably he revealed his true self again - another HW faker desperate for publicity. The least you can do, Jake, is cut the bullshit about how much you value your privacy. You have to question the intelligence of anyone who doesn't spot his hypocrisy.
I'm also amused by the babblers trying to cling to anything at all to save their "perfect" image of Jake. ... It's hilarious to see them trying to "make the best" of the situation.
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This is so sad to watch.
I'm sad because Jake has no luck with his projects, but his bearding stupidity should be "punished".
Jake about Anne:
'"She was kind of this shell of what she is now, the quirky girl who comes in and takes control," Gyllenhaal says. "When Annie came on board, she said, 'This needs to be a love story; it needs to be two people being changed by each other as opposed to this guy's journey'. And I agreed. That is our relationship, I think. You'll find actors vying for attention and I don't think she and I really do."
WDW
^^See it wasn't a romcom initially.
Jake and Zwick must really adore Anne to have changed script.
I would change the script for Anne too - but would never turn it into a romcom!
That NYMag article is about the most ridiculous thing I have read in a long while; and beneath the magazine. It sounds like it was written by someone's prudish maiden aunt. Especially with all the sexual shenanigans that you know have gone on in NY gov't and Wall Street. :)
5:44 PM - Prudish??? Huh? Did you read the article?
Yes, they had one couple who met when the woman was 18 and the guy was 24; hardly a May-Dec match.
That NYMag article is about the most ridiculous thing I have read in a long while; and beneath the magazine.
Nonsense, it is good to make a point that silly celebrities can't sell their bullshit and expect everyone to buy it.
The very next week, Gyllenhaal will turn 30. If Jake was a real-life friend of yours, you'd probably give him a high five once you heard about his new gal. Then you'd say, "But what the hell do you two talk about?"
Publicity and marketing, lol.
Not taking aboout Jake and Taylor. But God, where is the problem? A 21 year old woman and a 29 year old guy. Sie is a grown up woman. 21! Hello! Grown up. Some people are crazy.
Not taking aboout Jake and Taylor.
What is the point of talking about hypothetical people? And even with hypothetical people difference between 20 and 29 is huge.
That is total BS. It depends on the couple. If some of you have a problem with bearding, I can understand that. But don't cloak it in some false, hypocritical piousness about "age difference". Some people never grow up. I really am aghast, especially on a blog like this, where many I am sure may have had their same-sex relationships judged unfairly, to in turn judge another's relationship by an unfair stereotype. It's laughable.
Everyone is different, and every relationship is different. Bearding is a different issue.
They left out Demi and Ashton from that list too.
If some of you have a problem with bearding, I can understand that.
No, you don't understand. There is a huge age difference between Jake and his beard - the beard talks and acts like 16 year old girl.
Not taking aboout Jake and Taylor...Sie is a grown up woman.
If you're not talking about Taylor, then who is the grown up woman you're talking about, lol? She is not a "grown up" woman - she is a girl who has been carefully manufactured and PR'd to the nth degree to create a certain image. A grown up woman does not dream of going on double dates with her 18 year old Disney star BFF.
They left out Demi and Ashton from that list too.
They are a joke. It's embarrassing to watch her try to prove she's not her age by posting bikini pics of herself, lol.
lol, trolly is so transparent.
The rainbow sprinkles ice cream date, where she was comparing their heights - so totally a jr. high school girl move it's unbelievable. But I'm sure they'll work on "maturing" her :)
Maybe she'll write a song about me!
Swyll calls cops on paps
http://x17online.com/celebrities/jake_gyllenhaal/breaking_news_jake_gyllenhaal_and_taylor_swi.php
LOL look what the pap says about last week's pics.
http://oi52.tinypic.com/1z3xn49.jpg
Swyll calls cops
I love the comment about what is the helicopter going to do, shoot missiles at the paps?!
LOL look what the pap says about last week's pics.
"I mean if he's going to do set-up shots with the paps like he did last week, what's the difference?"
God, what a couple of famewhore phonies. Maybe they are a perfect match, after all. I mean I'm sure Jake knew that calling the cops wouldn't create more publicity, right? ;)
Here's Taylor the Grown Woman's best friend 18 year old Selena Gomez, with her boyfriend, 16 year old Justin Bieber. They're almost as adorable as Jake and Taylor! What a foursome they would make :)
Bieber & Selena Gomez -- The Pancake Date
Here's a breakfast combo for ya -- Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez leaving the International House of Pancakes yesterday ... ARM-IN-FRICKIN-ARM!!!
The two international pop stars sat down for breakfast yesterday in Philadelphia .... hours before they were scheduled to perform at the Q102 Jingle Ball.
According to the good folks at IHOP ... Biebs, 16, and Gomez, 18, HELD HANDS inside the restaurant ... and looked "cuddly" while sitting on the same side of a booth.
Nothing says "romance" like a Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity.
JAKE: This is Jake Gyllenhaal! I need a police escort *STAT* The paps are bothering me!
LAPD: Who?
JAKE: Jake Gyllenhaal! The Prince of Persia?
LAPD: What? Stop bothering us we have work to do!
TAYLOR: Call them back!
JAKE: Police? Hi this is Brad Pitt! The paps are bothering Angie and myself.....
JAKE: This is Jake Gyllenhaal one of People's top sexiest men of 2010! I need a pr police escort *STAT*
LAPD: What? Keep bothering us we have to keep California bankrupt!
"I mean if he's going to do set-up shots with the paps like he did last week, what's the difference?"
BUSTED!
Wow, just Wow! WTF is wrong with a 29 yr old man dating a 21 yr old woman? Even if the 21yr old woman acts immature, she still is a WOMAN. Hang it up already, if you think he's bearding I understand, but searching for more shit to complain about him is stretching it. Leave the man alone. If you don't like what he's doing, there are other stars to swoon over.
Just saw LAOD. Not a bad movie. Not Oscar worthy but I thought Jake and Anne were very good in this movie. I did not like Rendition and like others I thought Jake was miscast, or, it was the directors fault. Zodiac was an ok movie and Jake was ok in that movie. Again, I think it was more of what the director's vision was or something. I don't blame Jake for that movie.
But Just as in POP, in LAOD Jake perfromance was really good and all the rumors and other shit, gay or whatever did not even come to mind in watching his performance. He deffinately was nice to watch, naked and all.
It was a romantic comedy though so I did not expect much but was pleased.
I usually wait for them on TV.
I really hope that when the mainstream news, like fox news and cnn have a 2 minute blurb about it, the reporter speaks about it with a laughing, and another self-important celeb asshole tone, instead of the oh the poor, stalked celeb tone. This way Jake's mocking has official become mainstream instead of only the internet. He and his PR must be hurting that Jake is made fun of and called a fake all in one article. I think maybe if Jake mocking goes mainstream media, PR will finally realized that they seriously fucked up.
if you think he's bearding
all the rumors and other shit, gay or whatever
Hello Babbler!
X17 comment: "The TWAT team called the SWAT team"
Hi tinhat!
LOL. One minute to respond. The JIS are standing guard here more than Babble. Afraid much?
The bearding program schedule for Swyll is so much like Reeke. Same old tricks, environs, activities, press coverage, "pals" discussing and confirming the rumors. I bet the rags will announce Swyll going on a romantic Christmas trip and Jake ready with a ring to propose, but she'll say no, not yet... !!
The BH driving pics, Taylor looks happy and thrilled to be with Jake [/sarcasm]
LOL at how no celebs wear Bluetooths. It would ruin their pap pics!
This Taylor fansite has more pictures of Jake shouting at the paps that are not posted in IHJ:
pictures
pictures
Thanks for the link. He looks like an idiot. I'm just speculating but I bet he had some road rage going on too.
Even if the 21yr old woman acts immature, she still is a WOMAN.
Keep playing stupid, lol!
December 09, 2010, (Sawf News) - Jake Gyllenhaal turned the cops on paparazzi trailing him and Taylor Swift in Los Angeles on Thursday, December 9.
LAPD was quick to respond to Gyllenhaal's call with patrol car and reportedly even a helicopter.
Gyllenhaal and Swift were cruising in an Audi Q7 when the incident happened.
According to an x17.com photog trailing the couple Gyllenhaal "didn't want anyone to get a shot of him and Taylor together."
Swift, 20, and Gyllenhaal, 29, feature together on the cover of the current issue of Us Weekly, taking an afternoon stroll in Brooklyn's Park Slope neighborhood in New York City, in what appears to be a posed shot for which they were probably paid handsomely.
ONTD post
But please can we stop the “gay” nonsense?
But please can you stop the “babble” nonsense? On a JIG site!
But please can we stop the “gay” nonsense?
Gyllenbabble, IHJ and DCF must be dead as doornails. The babblers are so desperate they have to come here to have a convo.
Only very sick people have to believe in a lie to be happy.
Only very sick people have to keep posting on a site that opposes their opinion to be happy.
Stupid ass babblers just can't stay away!
If you think they should not permit themselves to be photographed, then why in hell are you here to look at them? Get it? Noooo, you’re too stupid to get it.
If you think Jake is not gay then why in hell are you here to post about him? Get it? Noooo, you’re too stupid to get it.
4:22, fuck off and go bother some other site. I have better things to do than to feed your hunger to insult people. Byebye sweetie!
3:34, I really enjoyed your Jake is straight posts. Thanks!
Jake isn’t happy about her being photographed, I presume.
LOL!
Jake isn't happy about wasting his time with the beard, so he was happy to express his frustration on paparazzi. Silly fool.
4:54 AM - babbler, I'm so happy to see that Jake and his beard piss you off :)))
^^^^ Trolls are melting!!! LMAO
3:34, I really enjoyed your Jake is straight posts. Thanks!
LOL!
Trolls, Jake Gyllenhaal is gay as a goose and he's bearding again. Deal with it.
I mean I'm sure Jake knew that calling the cops wouldn't create more publicity, right? ;)
DUH!!!
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^^Today must be a record!
I get so confuseded by your posties that aren’t always toasted enough that I don’t know how to straighten you out. Why don’t we all get together and make Jake straight. At least make him straighten up and stop bending over so much. If he would straighten up then he wouldn’t need a beard to brush his shoes with, would he?
I wonder if the police helicopter was a coincidence; maybe it was in the area for something else. I also wonder (the cynic in me) if this was a stunt planned by PR and X17 to gain attention. I honestly can't imagine paps swarming Jake's car for Swyll, or Jake getting pissed at 2-5 paps from X17 trying to get pics in broad daylight, in public, in BV/LA of all places. Swyll is not that exciting and this was a clever way to get them in the headlines IMO.
"I mean if he's going to do set-up shots with the paps like he did last week, what's the difference?"
Thanks X17 :)
... or Jake getting pissed at 2-5 paps from X17 trying to get pics in broad daylight, in public, in BV/LA of all places
There are PICTURES - Jake was very pissed off and he looks like an idiot (again), while the beard doesn't give a shit.
I don’t understand why you folks keep saying Jake is gay.
Jake's FAKE relationships with women.
Even if he was he still seems to be a good man.
Yes, he would be an exception from all the other gays because they're all horrible, bad people.
Jake was very pissed off
I'm an actor and high-strung and I can't be my real self and I'm bearding and I'm horny for men in dark alleys and I do drugs. All those things are great for helping me get pissed with the paps at the drop of a hat!
These trolls are making me hungry!
There are no pictures on the net that prove he is gay.
Yes, there are tons of such pictures.
Jake doing photo ops with fake girlfriends is proof that he's gay. And you know that. And a lot of other people know that too :)
LOL how long do these troll manic posts last?!
We'll see. Troll is really, really pissed off by X17 and Jake losing it again :)
I WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU THINK HE IS GAY. ANSWER ME
6:11 AM - we explained why we are sure that Jake is gay at least 1.000 times. All comments are still here, on this blog, read them if you care.
Jake was very pissed off
Tell me about it. My steering wheel is bruised, the accelerator pedal is flattened and there's spit all over the inside on my windshield.
Audi Q7 said...
... there's spit all over the inside on my windshield.
Better you than us!
Hey "Jackie" why did you delete my comment, I am not the same one you keep deleting. Does it mean you have no proof?.
There is proof that Jake is gay, but trolls like you don't care about it, they just troll and play stupid. Remember - playing stupid does NOT make you look smart, lol.
LOL how long do these troll manic posts last?!
Well it's Friday and a couple of psych techs called in sick so it's taking us three times as long to get all the patients medicated, especially the nuts in the computer rec room.
Remember - playing stupid does NOT make you look smart, lol.
Seeing as YOU are so smart, show me the proof!.
Jake was very pissed off
Reminds me of the time he had a pap meltdown with his previous beard in the car
Better you than us!
Bitches!
6:27 AM #2, we do not care what you believe about Jake's sexuality.
Why don't you give us some proof that Jake is straight since YOU WANT US to believe he's not gay - and you obviously care about our opinions.
Reminds me of the time he had a pap meltdown with his previous beard in the car
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Hi trolls,
still NO PROOF that Jake is straight and dating females? Come on, find something, I'm sure you can do it!
if you think he's bearding I understand
uh, we DO think he's bearding. Have you read any of the posts? lol.
6:31AM ignore the silly trolls. Jake the Fake is driving them crazy with his obvious and embarrassing need for publicity. What a sad, pathetic little boy.
Thank goodness for gay actors, closets and hair dye!
The history of bearding
The history of bearding
LOL :)
The history of bearding
Love it!♥
The history of bearding
FUCK!
7:04 AM - your try is too stupid for words.
You don't have and don't need any proof, but you keep demanding that people who don't agree with you present proof.
The history of bearding
LMAO!!! Instant classic. Oh, Jake, look what you've become.
Wow, it's only a few weeks into the bearding and Jake is already losing it. Sounds like another late night visit to a dark alley is needed asap.
Sounds like another late night visit to a dark alley is needed asap.
Jake, don't do it!
I love the smug look on Swifty's face, lol. She's clearly terrified of paps and needs her big strong bf to protect her - by calling the cops! ;)
Sounds like another late night visit to a dark alley is needed asap.
Wear a wig!
wonder what that could mean?.
That you're an asshole.
Eddie Murphy said...
Wear a wig!
LMAO!
"I think I have a romantic sense of the world. When I'm in a relationship, I enjoy making a woman feel good.
"I like making her feel loved. I think sacrifice and compromise, all of those things are romantic."
/puke
Awwww, poor, stupid Jake :)
Eddie Murphy said...
Sounds like another late night visit to a dark alley is needed asap.
Wear a wig!
Thanks, Eddie! *runs to look for SNL wig*
"I think I have a romantic sense of the world. When I'm in a relationship, I enjoy making a woman feel good.
"I like making her feel loved. I think sacrifice and compromise, all of those things are romantic."
He's so full of shit, I'm surprised his eyes haven't turned brown by now :)
When I'm in a relationship, I enjoy making a woman feel good.
Remember how Jake never bothered to open the car door for the chin? lol
Sounds like another late night visit to a dark alley is needed asap.
Don't take your computer with you! Don't party with cheap trannys!
Don't leave cheap trannys in the same room as the computer!
Don't pass out!
LOL :)
Sounds like another late night visit to a dark alley is needed asap.
Don't wear an expensive watch!
Jake, will you help carry my luggage?
Hello Mr Gyllenhaal, nice to meet you!
after being away from this site for months then coming back to check and see what's up, I think I'll now stay away. This site has taken on a swooning and disgruntled teen site atttitude. It seems that most are gay boys who want Jake to come out and be counted. And females who are just mad at everything. It all leads down the same road, whatever woman Jake is with or dates gets totally ripped apart just by being in his presents. This type of attitude has not resulted in a spring wedding for Jake and Austin, nor has it help find the illusive BabyTile(s). Not gonna happen.
Gay Jake, Bi Jake, or Str8 Jake, he's free to live as he wants. Even if it's hiding and bearding.
So what you have now is just wayward teens and tween (I think most gay boys) texting away with a negative attitude that makes them happy, (for the moment).
Interesting to see how things have changed and don't think I like it.
Interesting how things have changed and Stayed the SAME!
Interesting to see how things have changed and don't think I like it.
And what were things like in the "good old days?"
after being away from this site for months then coming back to check and see what's up, I think I'll now stay away
Yeah, right :)
"I think I have a romantic sense of the world. When I'm in a relationship, I enjoy making a woman feel good.
"I like making her feel loved. I think sacrifice and compromise, all of those things are romantic."
OMG, just stfu already!
Jake's LAOD promo interviews have been nothing but an endless and embarrassing string of bullshit. You are officially a lying closet case and a disgusting fame whore. Good job, Jake!
Gay Jake, Bi Jake, or Str8 Jake, he's free to live as he wants.
He is doing that all the time.
But Jake is a public person and public has the right to comment his bullshit.
Jake's LAOD promo interviews have been nothing but an endless and embarrassing string of bullshit. You are officially a lying closet case and a disgusting fame whore. Good job, Jake!
^^^^ And you continue to watch? Why? Just to complain? Do you go looking for this stuff? Why?
To bitch about Jake?
And YOUR MOTIVE IS????
Jake's LAOD promo interviews have been nothing but an endless and embarrassing string of bullshit.
Jake is preparing everyone for his new romcom leading man career.
But Jake is a public person and public has the right to comment his bullshit.
****
I would think you would be tired of the, what u say, "bullshit". but u keep looking and complaining.
Do you go looking for this stuff? Why?
To piss off silly fangirls like you.
Jake is preparing everyone for his new romcom leading man career.
Hey, don't knock it, It WORKS or ME.
I would think you would be tired of the, what u say, "bullshit". but u keep looking and complaining.
Jake's bearding and PR lies are very entertaining :)
I would think you would be tired of the, what u say, "bullshit". but u keep looking and complaining.
Did you see new X17 pics and Jake's face? The man is HILARIOUS!
Jake cannot have it both ways. He willinglly participates in an obviously posed photoshoot for Thanksgiving a few weeks back, then expects everyone to leave him alone until he decides they can be spoon fed another bowl of this tasteless gruel. He comes off as manipulative and shallow and certainly immature. Come to think of it, he does have a lot in common with Tay Tay,, doesn't he? The only problem is that Jake is gay and is obviously so ashamed of who he is, he continues to involve himself in these kinds of bogus charades. I wouldn't be surprised if this was all planned so everyone could see Swifty flew across the country the moment Jake touched ground, but that they didn't want to be seen together. Sorta of counteract the pushback that the Thanksgiving pics were manufactured. No one's buying what you're selling, Jake.
The only problem is that Jake is gay and is obviously so ashamed of who he is, he continues to involve himself in these kinds of bogus charades. I wouldn't be surprised if this was all planned so everyone could see Swifty flew across the country the moment Jake touched ground, but that they didn't want to be seen together. Sorta of counteract the pushback that the Thanksgiving pics were manufactured. No one's buying what you're selling, Jake.
Hey, you don't have to watch. Who said you do? Jake still has the RIGHT to do what he wants because it's his life, if you don't like it, it simple you don't have to be a fan or watch him. But you continue to complain about something you have no controll over, his life!
Endless complaining about him not comming out and in the closet is BS. He only has to please himself and he's not pleasing you with his actions, let me say it again, you don't have to watch.
Poor trolly, mutliple meltdowns this morning
And you continue to watch? Why? Just to complain? Do you go looking for this stuff? Why?
And YOUR MOTIVE IS????
And you continue to watch this blog and troll. Why do you go looking for this blog? Just to complain? And YOUR MOTIVE IS??? Oh, wait - we know. To troll :)
Hey, you don't have to watch. Who said you do?
Hey, you don't have to be here. Who said you do? :)
Come to think of it, he does have a lot in common with Tay Tay,, doesn't he?
Not really, the beard is quite professional.
What truth is that, 9:14 AM?
Not really, the beard is quite professional.
I'm not the "A-list Beard" for nothing!
I wouldn't be surprised if this was all planned so everyone could see Swifty flew across the country the moment Jake touched ground, but that they didn't want to be seen together. Sorta of counteract the pushback that the Thanksgiving pics were manufactured.
I hate to say it, but you may be right. Jake and his team of bottom feeders will do anything to continue to promote their bucketful of lies. I was thinking yesterday, how far Jake has fallen. December 9, 2005 was the limited release opening of Brokeback Mountain. Five years later, to the day, we have Jake acting the fool, distorted face, hand gestures and another blond, blue-eyed fake girlfriend by his side. Maybe he should watch Brokeback Mountain again and understand the consequences of a life lived in the closet. He may be with his longtime boyfriend. He may be a father. Maybe that's how he rationalizes what he does. You know, "But, I'm not like Jack Twist. I am living a real life." The only problem is, Jake may be living a closeted gay life that's true to himself, but the aggressive image he presents to the world is a lie. Doing one thing with integrity, but everything else you associate yourself with is unscrupulous and dishonest does make you an honorable man, Jake. Just a pathetic one with an incredible ability to fool yourself.
^does not make you an honorable man
Trolls, you really need your medications. Now.
Trolls probably have same expression on their faces right now that Jake does in the pic, lol.
Try this!
Do a Google Image search for 'gay as a goose' :)
Jake's publicists are about as smart as Duncan Hines marketing department They think that chocolate glaze makes cupcakes rap stars. Just like Jake's people think famous blonde beards make Jake straight.
Duncan Hines Introduces Racist "Hip Hop Cupcakes".
"...The first ad, by director Josh Binder, is called “Hip-Hop Cupcakes" and features a bunch of plain cupcakes that suddenly start to sing and beat-box once the chocolate glaze is poured on top of them….That’s right. Chocolate glaze makes the cupcakes rap-stars."
from Lainey:
"Gossip strategies unfold gradually. Although the business plan behind Jake Gyllenhaal’s paparazzi freak out yesterday – click here if you missed it - has yet to reveal itself."
www.laineygossip.com
Do a Google Image search for 'gay as a goose' :)
Yay, I'm at the top of the page!
Although the business plan behind Jake Gyllenhaal’s paparazzi freak out yesterday...has yet to reveal itself."
The Business Plan revealed itself years ago, Lamey, lol.
I stopped being a Jake fan ages ago. Now I just find his desperate need to be in the limelight endlessly amusing. Reeke was bad enough for someone who claims to want his privacy, but Swyll is way over the top. I'm also amused by the babblers trying to cling to anything at all to save their "perfect" image of Jake. How can they reconcile their image of Jake being a private person who really wanted to settle down with Reese and her family with the Jake dating a young woman who thinks like a teenager? It's hilarious to see them trying to "make the best" of the situation.
I allowed myself to feel a little sorry for Jake over the summer, but inevitably he revealed his true self again - another HW faker desperate for publicity. The least you can do, Jake, is cut the bullshit about how much you value your privacy. You have to question the intelligence of anyone who doesn't spot his hypocrisy.
I'm also amused by the babblers trying to cling to anything at all to save their "perfect" image of Jake. ... It's hilarious to see them trying to "make the best" of the situation.
Good luck with that, babblers! lol
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