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Wednesday, 1 December 2010
New Showmance - It’s Official
December 1, 2010
With movie Love and Other Drugs and new album promotion still on, Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift officially started showmance promotion by posing for Us Weekly.
A little dig against Jake? I wonder if his peers laugh at him? Jake is always so complimentary towards his fellow actors. But there are a few, like Megan Fox and Willis who seem to take a stab at him. I mean there is nothing wrong with mainstream stuff. You can do amazing character performances in mainstream movies too. Look at Depp and our fave boy Mr. Ledger. Right?
JAKE Gyllenhaal might have carved out a niche for himself as a brooding cinematic hero, but he says the ladykilling Viagra salesman he plays in Love and Other Drugs is much closer to the person he is off screen...
"I feel like this movie, in particular, is the beginning of who I really want to be. I am sure some of that is about turning 30 and feeling like, 'All right, I've been doing this for long enough, I have made choices, tried things out, now I know who I am and what I want to do'."...
After toning up his six-pack to play a swashbuckling hero in the action fantasy Prince of Persia, Gyllenhaal has finally graduated to fully-fledged romantic lead. "I'm getting old enough now that that needs to happen," he laughs...
Gyllenhaal plays Jamie Randall, a Lothario who employs his flair for seduction to earn a comfortable living. "I loved the idea of this guy being the ultimate womaniser and using that to become a great salesman," he says...
Love and Other Drugs might be the first film to cast Gyllenhaal as a ladies' man, but the actor had no doubts about his ability to play an incorrigible flirt. "It just comes naturally. If you put a charming, beautiful young woman in front of me, it's hard not to try and flirt."...
"Would I describe myself as a romantic? Yes, yes I would. What else is anyone supposed to be? How can you be in a relationship and not be a romantic?"
Enjoying plenty of public displays of affection, Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal were spotted out in Brooklyn, NYC over the Thanksgiving holiday.
New photos have just been released of Taylor and Jake out for a stroll, as well as Miss Swift bonding with Jake’s sister Maggie Gyllenhaal and her daughter Ramona.
Heath would have come back for the next Batman part. He'd have a good franchise with another iconic performance. Go Heath! Hot, talented, sexy, Australian. Woot!
Well now that LAOD promo work is over, Jake has nothing else to do but devote himself to his new showmance. I'm positive we will be treated to many cringe worthy and barf worthy staged photo ops. Wonder if this will be another 2years of Jake following some famous woman around like a castrated puppy. His PR and his family must hate him by encouraging and helping him with this Taylor showmance. They are not only a not believable match up, but it makes him look foolish. I'm kinda of done with Jake now, but like a side of the road accident, I just can't stop looking. Wonder how long it will take for him to become a total laughing stock-including being laughed at by the diehard JIS bunch.
Wonder how long it will take for him to become a total laughing stock-including being laughed at by the diehard JIS bunch.
The problem (?) is, he doesn't seem to care how he comes off. I'm sure he knows what some fans and peers think. But i think he's like fuck you, whatever, I'm gonna do my thing. Although his thing isn't the smartest thing.
Now I'm kinda getting annoyed by the indie pretentiousness. I mean c'mon! Actors should try everything out. Only thing, keep your private lives private. Otherwise have fun in different genres. If you fail, so what? Try next!
Now I'm kinda getting annoyed by the indie pretentiousness.
Did you watch the Hollywood Reporter roundtable with Gosling, Duvall, Firth, Franco and and Ruffalo? Gosling said he had nothing against doing big blockbuster films but he just didn't think he'd be good in them. Franco had some interesting things to say about how he regretted some roles but it's all a learning experience. It's worth watching.
I thought the Joker action figures were pretty spot on. Jake's Prince wasn't as well made. Heath was perfect as the Joker. And although many fans and critics didn't like Jake's involvement in PoP, I think he did a decent acting and accent job. Glad this didn't turn into a franchise though.
Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal Moving In Together? It’s Way Too Soon!
The new couple loves to flaunt their PDA, but are they falling too hard, too fast? Are you even vaguely convinced by their romance? Taylor Swift just celebrated Thanksgiving with Jake Gyllenhaal at his sister Maggie’s Brooklyn pad, but all those hours of family and turkey time just isn’t enough for the supposedly-smitten duo. After only eight weeks of dating, Jake has asked Taylor to help him house-hunt for a place in LA. A source reveals to InTouch magazine: “Jake is planning for a future with Taylor, so he’d like to buy a house that suits her tastes as well as his … He’s pretty sure she’s the one.” It sounds like Jake is on the fast track, which might be problematic for his 21-year-old serial-dater girlfriend. She’s never had a long relationship like Jake’s with ex Reese Witherspoon. His overly enthusiastic approach might even be what ended the two-year relationship with Reese: “He tends to latch onto his girlfriends. It finally got to be too much for her, so she ended it.” Relax, Jake!
The longer you keep longing, the more it'll affect you negatively.
I'm not 9:41, but watching something or someone because it's interesting is not necessarily the same as "longing." Nothing Jake has done, does, or will do actually upsets me or affects my life. I might feel a little sorry for him sometimes but tbh, I find the lengths he goes to entertaining. Maybe that makes me a bad person, idk, but he puts it out there so it's fair game.
Watching Jake now is like watching the Anna Nicole show when it was on. You knew she was her own worst enemy, had horrible advisors around her and was going to eventually crash and burn. All of which she did, but you couldn't help watching the show, because it was watching a slow moving train wreck. You knew the train was going to crash, you were just fascinted watching it until it did. All of the above matches the current Jake perfectly.
Beards use tabloids to sell fake images + you can't promote showmance by writing only normal relationship stuff + Jake is just marketing tool = Jake ends up looking like a fool which is OK because he really is a fool, lol.
Ryan Gosling Only Has Eyes for Michelle - and Blake Lively? - At Blue Valetine in NYC
Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams, wearing an Azzaro mini-dress, gazed into each others eyes and greeted the crowd at a special Museum of Modern Art screening of Blue Valentine in NYC last night. The adorable twosome were joined by their onscreen daughter Faith Wladyka, who got to get glammed up with Ryan and Michelle in Cannes earlier this year, as well as their director Derek Cianfrance. The evening wasn't only for the cast, however, since Blake Lively was spotted quietly sneaking in to check out the film. The Gossip Girl star is no stranger to the city's red carpets, though this appearance will likely bring back up the rumors of a romance between her and Ryan. The two were spied on a Disneyland ice cream date earlier in the Fall, but at that point her rep said they were just friends. Since then, Blake split with Penn Bagdley, while Gosling is still swinging single. He's been logging lots of time posing with Michelle Williams to promote their unexpectedly controversial love story and his eloquence about the NC-17 rating is one of the things that makes him so sexy.
Take a look at the pics where little Michelle stands between Jake and Ryan. Jake actually extended his arm to put it on Ryan's waist (IMO) and Ryan extended his arm to put it on Jake's shoulder. I know everyone was excited to see Jake and Michelle blah, blah. But pay attention to the guys too! ;)
Beards use tabloids to sell fake images + you can't promote showmance by writing only normal relationship stuff + Jake is just marketing tool = Jake ends up looking like a fool which is OK because he really is a fool, lol.
LOL! You summarized that well, 11:54. I guess the tabloids do have to mimic corny romance novels in order to sell. Good point that if Jake is willing to look like a fool, then he really is one.
Thanks. I still don't see it. Jake usually puts his hand on people's backs so his hand could very well be on Michelle's back. Not that it matters, I was just curious. :)
NATHAN CUCKOW, actor, playwright, co-artistic director of Kill Your Television Theatre
Heath Ledger's performance in Brokeback Mountain. Before this film, I had no idea he was anything more than a Hollywood heartthrob, but with this, he really emerged as one of the greatest actors of his generation. He completely transformed himself without the use of crazy costumes or makeup, and was totally believable in the emotionally challenging role. It's a landmark film filled with many great performances, but he carries the movie with this incredibly brave and honest performance.
Supposedly, there's a rumor around that some footage of him as the Joker might be incorporated into the new Batman film. The rumor has been denied, but I wouldn't be adverse to it, that's for sure. He was just as amazing as the Joker.
I'd rather they don't add the unseen Joker scenes. I don't want it to be out of context and for it to receive bad reviews. The remaining footage should be shown on a new TDK dvd.
I agree about the footage being put on the DVD and kept out of the movie. CGI and leftover footage tweaks wouldn't really be Heath's acting. I don't think it's anyone place to decide if he'd like something like that or not, not even his family's. His performance was perfect and Chris Nolan has too much integrity to mess with it.
There was a hilarious comment on Just Jared. A commenter was disappointed in LAOD, because it's not a guys movie and Jake needs straight guys fans and he won't be able to get them in a dramedy and on top of that when he is naked. He'll never win the hearts of straight dudes. So double fail. LOL. Some people are unintentionally hilarious.
I just read that Jake wants to marry and have a family with barely out of her teens Taylor Swift? Has he completely lost it? She seems a bit young for that. Is he completely delusional? Why doesn't he go out with a slightly older, more settled woman (late 20s/early 30s)?
Speaking of Heath, I remember some poster(s) used to say he was homophobic and that Jake was the brave one. His performance was braver because he played the bottom, ITA with that, but Heath played gay twice and unlike Jake he never said Jack and Ennis weren't gay. He also wasn't afraid to hang out with gay men in public.
I think Heath knew about Jake's sexual orientation and I bet he would be as disappointed as we are to see him beard in this manner, not just to stay in the closet but for publicity. I disapprove of bearding in any shape or form but I would respect Jake more if he did it like Franco instead of using his fauxmances for attention. That's the sorriest part.
2:56 PM - probably Heath wouldn't agree with the tabloid romance, but he'd still like Jake very much. I bet they were good to one another. That's what counts.
I just read that Jake wants to marry and have a family with barely out of her teens Taylor Swift? Has he completely lost it? She seems a bit young for that. Is he completely delusional? Why doesn't he go out with a slightly older, more settled woman (late 20s/early 30s)?
Are you talking about the house hunting story that makes him look like a lovestruck teen? LOL. I think it would be hilarious if he ended up marrying Taylor S someday. If he's going to play the fool, go all the way. Hey, at least he'd stay in the news even if it was only because of her.
Jake fans hated Kiki, she even got death threats, you obvioulsy weren't atound then.
Before IHJ got rid of the comment section in thei photo gallery, the comments on the Jake/Kiki photo ops were btutal.
LMAO. Doesn't surprise me. I remember when I didn't know who Jake was (I mean I heard of Donnie Darko but didn't know DD was JG/Kiki's bf) and reading fora comments when he and Kiki were dating. The comments were brutal towards her and it weren't even Jake sites.
3:11, I saw Black Swan. I know what scene Ryan is referring to--it's when Mila Kunis goes down on Natalie Portman. I wouldn't call it NC-17--it's definitely a strong R but you see that scene was the product of Natalie's character's fantasies/breakdown. It wasn't real--but you don't know that until later.
Wow, that's great. I'm surprised the MPAA reversed themselves. Good for Harvey Weinstein. It would be interesting to read a statement by the MPAA about the appeal board's decision.
Jake actually extended his arm to put it on Ryan's waist. You'll see it's not around M's waist, it's extended to Ryan's IMO. his hand could very well be on Michelle's back.
Ryan (later at home): Hey where's my wallet? I had it in my right front jacket pocket.
None of the guys I know irl open the doors for women. I talk about young guys between 20 and 30. IDK, probably 40 or 50 year olds are still old school. I don't need a guy to open a door for me, unless it's a heavy door.
Well for me the point is that he gets to the door first and goes in first. Common manners is whoever gets to the door first, opens it and holds it and lets the other in first, gender aside. The only exception it seems is in the workaday business-building world, where people hold the door open behind them while they walk thru so the next person can "catch" it.
I don't think a guy needs to always get a door for a woman, but a gesture or making an effort, especially initially, is nice. Normally, I'm froom 8:11's school of manners. :)
I can't speak for anyone else, but I was talking in general - not Jake and Taylor specifically. I hadn't seen the vid, but it does look like he got her door for her, and it's more elegant.
While reading some of the LAOD reviews on Rotten Tomatoes, I read through some reviews for Zodiac. The movie received generally great reviews as did Jake. I don't get why even some of his fans say he was miscast? When I saw the movie I thought the whole cast was awesome.
KIRSTEN DUNST was left upset and exasperated when she testified at the trial of a man accusing of stealing her handbag, insisting she was made to look like a "stupid actress" when she took the stand.
The life and tragic, mystery-shrouded death of 1950s icon Sal Mineo could become a film for James Franco, according to Hollywood Reporter. Franco has purchased rights to the acclaimed and comprehensive new biography, Sal Mineo, by writer Michael Gregg Michaud with an eye toward writing and directing the project.
According to the Reporter, "Franco optioned the property himself for his Rabbit Bandini shingle as a potential writing-and-directing vehicle. He currently does not plan to star but that could change."
Pic: Mineo with James Dean in Rebel Without a Cause
Franco has purchased rights to the acclaimed and comprehensive new biography, Sal Mineo, by writer Michael Gregg Michaud with an eye toward writing and directing the project.
Not promoting JiS, just posing a question and am curious about opinions. Could it be that Jake is straight or bi, that his relationships with women were real but also used for publicity, more so for him since most of the ladies were more famous than him?
Franco loves to work and wants to do lots of different things which is something to admire about him.
True. Jake did try out a lot of genres too in the past few years. Unlike James, Jake was less lucky regarding reception of his movies. This business (everything in life actually) is about luck too.
To quote a line just heard this week on TV - the saying is bi now, gay later.
Good question raised earlier. Jake cant get an audience to his movies. If he was dating a non famous woman, would any paps bother to follow him with the same intensity as when he beards with high profile women. Sure he gets paps on his coffee runs but not that many when you get down to it. He does not draw a crowd like Depp or Pattinson.
This EW article mentions Jake as part of the confirmed cast for 'New Years Eve' movie:
Jessica Biel joins the cast of 'New Year's Eve' Actress Jessica Biel is joining the all-star cast of the ensemble romantic comedy New Year’s Eve, a source tells EW.The power-packed lineup of actors on board the follow-up to this year’s Valentine’s Day also includes Jake Gyllenhaal, Ashton Kutcher, Robert De Niro, Lea Michele, Hilary Swank, and Michelle Pfeifer. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Modern Family star Sofia Vergara is also in negotiations to join the cast. The movie follows the romantic ups and downs of a group of New Yorkers over the course of a single New Year’s Eve. Biel also appeared in Valentine’s Day but, since New Year’s Eve is not a sequel to that film, she will be playing a new character in an entirely different storyline. The film begins shooting later this month in New York.
Supposedly engaged couple Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon haven’t learned much from their flopping box office disaster Rendition. The couple is in negotiations to co-star in Valentine’s Day, a film about a couple who breaks up only to make up just before the most romantic day of the year.
Jake really wants to do romcoms? Or career looks really bad at the moment?
Valentine's Day wasn't good enough for Jake and he didn't want to play gay: "Sam Worthington, Jake Gyllenhaal and Orlando Bloom all turned down the role of Holden. Worthington also turned down the role of Sean Jackson."
What's funny is watching how some of them have turned on Reese. Now that Reese has gone out of her way to make Jake look like a schmo, they can't deny she's a shameless famewhore. But at the same time, they vow to "trust Jake's judgment." Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. They're also delusional enough to hope Reese is jealous of Swifty, lol.
^^maybe Jakey isn't gay or straight; maybe he's into inanimate plastic blowup dolls. That's it: he has to beard because he certainly can't be seen in public with his real dates! Can you imagine Jake doing the red carpet holding a lifesize plastic doll?!
Can you imagine if Jake turns out not to be Toothy but the BV who's into having beautiful girls poop on him?!
LOL!! Six Degrees of BVs. Super Duper Cooper the Pooper is John Mayer, which is really funny considering Swifty wrote that "Dear John" song about him! But Priscilla Swifty never got that far with him, I'm sure :) Besides, Jake has been a proud BV Superstar for years, way longer than Super Dooper :D But that would be hysterical.
...Oh, and you want the dirt from the guy who took his very own confidentiality agreement in hand and spilled the deets just the same? It was all lovely, we're told...the kind of loveliness that grows on ya, if you catch my naughty drift....
OT but is anyone else having problems with YouTube? YouTube vids will play when embedded on Facebook but won't load/play when directly on a browser page/tab. Idk if it's me or YouTube. (maybe WikiLeaks hacked it!)
Ah I found the answer. Yes YouTube is down. Speculation is they're updating/securing stuff b/c of all the hacking going on lately with Wikileaks and hackers. So it might work for some users depending on what the YouTube techs are working on/completed.
I knew I was gay at a very early age...probably around 5 or 6. I heard my Dad once confide to my Mom that I was probably a Homosexual (I was a smart kid...I knew what that meant) after catching me naked with a neighborhood boy my same age of 8 or 9. After puberty was when things got tough. I tried to date girls but I never really felt comfortable with them. Early on, I had sex with several females just trying to change myself which was the hetero wisdom at the time for a gay man. BTW...I am 64 now.
There are always a few true diehards that will never turn on him no matter what.
trying hard to stay "good" fans
Looks like No. 1 Diehard Fan UV finally posted Jake & Taylor Thanksgiving photo op pics at Lashers, lol. Don't worry Jake, she'll always stand by her man!
Jaylor/Jwifty pose for hilarious Us Weekly cover CB prefers to call Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift “Jaylor” but I still think it sounds too much like Gaylord. Jwifty still appeals to me. Anyway, Us Weekly hasn’t released their cover story yet, but I’m enjoying the hell out of their cover this week. I mean… it’s perfect. What goes on in Jake’s publicist’s mind? “You know what will solve all of these gay rumors? Endless stories about Jake and a 14 year old going out for maple coffee and ice cream with sprinkles, then sending them out for posed photo ops!” I just can’t get over how freaking posed everything in this relationship is. Who do they think they are fooling? Also - does anyone else think that Gaylord Jwifty is somehow being sponsored by coffee companies? Discuss... Oooh, they’re “heating up”! Pretty soon Jake is going to introduce Swifty to his boyfriend.
Gwyneth Paltrow “played a role” in Gaylord Jwifty’s relationship Us Weekly’s print edition has another minor story on Jaylor/Gaylord Jwifty - the Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift romance. Last week, Us Weekly had the super-posed photos of Swifty and Jake wandering around arm-in-arm around New York, along with an absolutely hysterical article chock-full of quotes from Camp Swifty about Jake being the coffee-swirling love of her life. There was also a minor story about Jake and Swifty’s visit to the Gaylord hotel in Nashville, thus summarizing, however inappropriately and immaturely, my take on their relationship. Anyway, this week’s Us Weekly story is, as I said, minor, but that’s only because Gwyneth Paltrow is such a minor demon these days. According to their sources, Goopy played a part in getting Gaylord Jwifty together:... Gwyneth is at the bottom of it! It’s all part of her dastardly plan. Global domination, one beard at a time. But of course Gwyneth is friends with both Jake and Taylor. OF COURSE. She’s friends with everybody. Everybody WORTH being friends with. And of course she threw them a little “party” too. I bet she even cooked! And decorated! And then washed the dishes with her perfect vagina. By the way, Goopy’s new Goop newsletter is all about how she’s “freezing her ass off” - and she recommends some cold-weather items for us. $1000 for Burberry boots? Of course! Oh, and Goopy has items in dollars and British pounds, of course. I’m surprised she didn’t throw a few items in dinar-only, just to be smug.
LOL, I wouldn't post over there, but their posts are pretty funny to read sometimes. I imagine UV had to load up on antacids and Pepto-Bismol first. You know she can't be happy about Swifty, but she wouldn't admit that if you waterboarded her, lol.
Michael K from D-listed also detests Goopy 'Fishsticks' Paltrow. She is very annoying. There was a recent bitch-back letter that mentioned Ted named Gwyneth 'Fishticks'.
Why Must We Pretend It Is Not Strange When Adult Celebrities Date Underage Celebrities?
It's time for us to talk about Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift, the latest Jake-plus-famous-blonde coupling to hit the celebrity weeklies. We've seen pictures of them walking arm-in-arm with cups of coffee, read about their cup o' joe dates in Nashville, and even had to hear about how they sipped maple lattes in our own backyard. Why so much coffee, you ask? Because Taylor isn't old enough to legally drink alcohol. She'll turn 21 in a week. The very next week, Gyllenhaal will turn 30. If Jake was a real-life friend of yours, you'd probably give him a high five once you heard about his new gal. Then you'd say, "But what the hell do you two talk about?" Because, come on: A 20-year-old? Why, when it comes to celebrities, do we not raise eyebrows at couplings between adults and those under the drinking age — or teenagers, for that matter? Is it because many of them didn't go to college, so the transition from childhood to adulthood is confusingly blurred? Or is it that, as we've long suspected, celebrities have nothing to say, so things like "shared cultural references" don't matter? Jake and Taylor are cultural references, we suppose. What more do they need?
Celebitchy nailed it with both posts. Looks like Jake's people are trying to play defense as well as offense with this showmance by having his celeb friends, like Paltrow and Maroon 5, close ranks around him with their public "support." I wonder which of his friends will be next, lol.
Expect a flurry of little articles about how uncommonly mature Swifty is for her age. Also, I'm quite sure she's made her last cutesy finger heart photo op ;)
Poor Goldilock-Jakey Poo. The first beard was too old and the second beard is too young. Eventually, he'll find someone who is just right - as in the same age, male and openly gay!
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«Oldest ‹Older 801 – 1000 of 2137 Newer› Newest»He doesn't know if he'd date a normal girl but he appreciates that question????? What a weird answer...
BTW, there's a cover story on Ryan Gosling in the current New York Magazine.
It's frustrating with Jake. He is wasting his talent for famewhoring. I don't get him. He doesn't seem to care. Why do some of his followers/fans?
^^care?
No, no. I meant I'm curious what he'll do next. That's what I meant.
Oh. Yeah, me too.
He doesn't know if he'd date a normal girl but he appreciates that question????? What a weird answer...
LOL. It's Jake's attempt at being charming and approachable, but it just sounds dumb. It's a side effect of lying :)
It's a side effect of lying
Great point :)
BTW, there's a cover story on Ryan Gosling in the current New York Magazine.
Great for Ryan. He's always taking his job seriously and gives 110%. I know Jake admires Ryan, so he could take a lesson on work ethic.
Jake & Ryan
I just dig the way Ryan is looking at Jake. I want to see them do a film together. I know Jake wants it, I hope Ryan too.
(Of cours I'll always love Jake with Heath the most, no contest)
BTW, there's a cover story on Ryan Gosling in the current New York Magazine.
Not an Action Figure - This year, Ryan Gosling and a band of similarly arty, polymathic weirdos are leading a revolt against the plastic leading man.
Not an Action Figure
Ouch!
A little dig against Jake? I wonder if his peers laugh at him? Jake is always so complimentary towards his fellow actors. But there are a few, like Megan Fox and Willis who seem to take a stab at him. I mean there is nothing wrong with mainstream stuff. You can do amazing character performances in mainstream movies too. Look at Depp and our fave boy Mr. Ledger. Right?
JAKE Gyllenhaal might have carved out a niche for himself as a brooding cinematic hero, but he says the ladykilling Viagra salesman he plays in Love and Other Drugs is much closer to the person he is off screen...
"I feel like this movie, in particular, is the beginning of who I really want to be. I am sure some of that is about turning 30 and feeling like, 'All right, I've been doing this for long enough, I have made choices, tried things out, now I know who I am and what I want to do'."...
After toning up his six-pack to play a swashbuckling hero in the action fantasy Prince of Persia, Gyllenhaal has finally graduated to fully-fledged romantic lead.
"I'm getting old enough now that that needs to happen," he laughs...
Gyllenhaal plays Jamie Randall, a Lothario who employs his flair for seduction to earn a comfortable living.
"I loved the idea of this guy being the ultimate womaniser and using that to become a great salesman," he says...
Love and Other Drugs might be the first film to cast Gyllenhaal as a ladies' man, but the actor had no doubts about his ability to play an incorrigible flirt.
"It just comes naturally. If you put a charming, beautiful young woman in front of me, it's hard not to try and flirt."...
"Would I describe myself as a romantic? Yes, yes I would. What else is anyone supposed to be? How can you be in a relationship and not be a romantic?"
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/ipad-application/jake-and-anne-undercover-lovers/story-fn6bn9st-1225967951295
"It just comes naturally. If you put a charming, beautiful young woman in front of me, it's hard not to try and flirt."
x.x
Taylor Swift & Jake Gyllenhaal’s Brooklyn Lovin’
Enjoying plenty of public displays of affection, Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal were spotted out in Brooklyn, NYC over the Thanksgiving holiday.
New photos have just been released of Taylor and Jake out for a stroll, as well as Miss Swift bonding with Jake’s sister Maggie Gyllenhaal and her daughter Ramona.
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Joseph Gordon Levitt featured in GQ mag as Rising Star + tweets pics his dad + book project
Ryan Gosling and Joseph Gordon-Levitt were among those named GQ Men of the Year for 2010...
but he says the ladykilling Viagra salesman he plays in Love and Other Drugs is much closer to the person he is off screen...
In one of those New York LAOD press conferences didn't he say he wasn't like Jamie Randall?
You can do amazing character performances in mainstream movies too.'
Jake doesn't appear to be interested in character performances anymore. He wants to be an old-time "movie star" that the tabloids love.
In Touch: "Jake & Taylor house hunting!"
(small new pic on the cover from the thanksgiving set)
In Touch cover
Look at my muscles!
Heath would have come back for the next Batman part. He'd have a good franchise with another iconic performance. Go Heath! Hot, talented, sexy, Australian. Woot!
Well now that LAOD promo work is over, Jake has nothing else to do but devote himself to his new showmance. I'm positive we will be treated to many cringe worthy and barf worthy staged photo ops. Wonder if this will be another 2years of Jake following some famous woman around like a castrated puppy. His PR and his family must hate him by encouraging and helping him with this Taylor showmance. They are not only a not believable match up, but it makes him look foolish. I'm kinda of done with Jake now, but like a side of the road accident, I just can't stop looking. Wonder how long it will take for him to become a total laughing stock-including being laughed at by the diehard JIS bunch.
Wonder how long it will take for him to become a total laughing stock-including being laughed at by the diehard JIS bunch.
The problem (?) is, he doesn't seem to care how he comes off. I'm sure he knows what some fans and peers think. But i think he's like fuck you, whatever, I'm gonna do my thing. Although his thing isn't the smartest thing.
Now I'm kinda getting annoyed by the indie pretentiousness. I mean c'mon! Actors should try everything out. Only thing, keep your private lives private. Otherwise have fun in different genres. If you fail, so what? Try next!
Now I'm kinda getting annoyed by the indie pretentiousness.
Did you watch the Hollywood Reporter roundtable with Gosling, Duvall, Firth, Franco and and Ruffalo? Gosling said he had nothing against doing big blockbuster films but he just didn't think he'd be good in them. Franco had some interesting things to say about how he regretted some roles but it's all a learning experience. It's worth watching.
10:00 - I'll make sure to watch it. Thanks for the heads up.
but like a side of the road accident, I just can't stop looking.
That's how I feel, too. How low will he stoop? Pretty low I'm afraid.
including being laughed at by the diehard JIS bunch.
There are always a few true diehards that will never turn on him no matter what.
I thought the Joker action figures were pretty spot on. Jake's Prince wasn't as well made. Heath was perfect as the Joker. And although many fans and critics didn't like Jake's involvement in PoP, I think he did a decent acting and accent job. Glad this didn't turn into a franchise though.
10:00 - I'll make sure to watch it. Thanks for the heads up.
You're welcome :) Here's the link to the full video:
Awards Watch Roundtable: The Actors
cool Joker action figure
You're welcome :) Here's the link to the full video:
Awards Watch Roundtable: The Actors
Thanks for posting this.
but like a side of the road accident, I just can't stop looking.
Sometimes it's wiser to try to turn around and leave. The longer you keep longing, the more it'll affect you negatively.
Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal Moving In Together? It’s Way Too Soon!
The new couple loves to flaunt their PDA, but are they falling too hard, too fast? Are you even vaguely convinced by their romance?
Taylor Swift just celebrated Thanksgiving with Jake Gyllenhaal at his sister Maggie’s Brooklyn pad, but all those hours of family and turkey time just isn’t enough for the supposedly-smitten duo. After only eight weeks of dating, Jake has asked Taylor to help him house-hunt for a place in LA.
A source reveals to InTouch magazine: “Jake is planning for a future with Taylor, so he’d like to buy a house that suits her tastes as well as his … He’s pretty sure she’s the one.”
It sounds like Jake is on the fast track, which might be problematic for his 21-year-old serial-dater girlfriend. She’s never had a long relationship like Jake’s with ex Reese Witherspoon. His overly enthusiastic approach might even be what ended the two-year relationship with Reese: “He tends to latch onto his girlfriends. It finally got to be too much for her, so she ended it.”
Relax, Jake!
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The longer you keep longing, the more it'll affect you negatively.
I'm not 9:41, but watching something or someone because it's interesting is not necessarily the same as "longing." Nothing Jake has done, does, or will do actually upsets me or affects my life. I might feel a little sorry for him sometimes but tbh, I find the lengths he goes to entertaining. Maybe that makes me a bad person, idk, but he puts it out there so it's fair game.
Oh, Jake. Even with a 21 year old tween idol you are the one who is made to look like the over-eager puppy, lol.
Watching Jake now is like watching the Anna Nicole show when it was on. You knew she was her own worst enemy, had horrible advisors around her and was going to eventually crash and burn. All of which she did, but you couldn't help watching the show, because it was watching a slow moving train wreck. You knew the train was going to crash, you were just fascinted watching it until it did. All of the above matches the current Jake perfectly.
Taylor Swift & Jake Gyllenhaal’s Thanksgiving Hookup [17 PHOTOS]
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Oh, Jake. Even with a 21 year old tween idol you are the one who is made to look like the over-eager puppy, lol.
Bearding with more popular women = Jake's role is to make beards look good.
Jake's role is to make beards look good.
Yeah, but why does he have to look like a fool in order for them to look good, lol.
Beards use tabloids to sell fake images + you can't promote showmance by writing only normal relationship stuff + Jake is just marketing tool = Jake ends up looking like a fool which is OK because he really is a fool, lol.
Seems like Gosling is dating Blake Lively. Isn't she like 22?
Gosling and Lively??? Where did that come from?
Ryan Gosling: Why is ‘Blue Valentine’ NC-17 When ‘Black Swan’ is R?
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Ryan Gosling Only Has Eyes for Michelle - and Blake Lively? - At Blue Valetine in NYC
Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams, wearing an Azzaro mini-dress, gazed into each others eyes and greeted the crowd at a special Museum of Modern Art screening of Blue Valentine in NYC last night. The adorable twosome were joined by their onscreen daughter Faith Wladyka, who got to get glammed up with Ryan and Michelle in Cannes earlier this year, as well as their director Derek Cianfrance. The evening wasn't only for the cast, however, since Blake Lively was spotted quietly sneaking in to check out the film. The Gossip Girl star is no stranger to the city's red carpets, though this appearance will likely bring back up the rumors of a romance between her and Ryan. The two were spied on a Disneyland ice cream date earlier in the Fall, but at that point her rep said they were just friends. Since then, Blake split with Penn Bagdley, while Gosling is still swinging single. He's been logging lots of time posing with Michelle Williams to promote their unexpectedly controversial love story and his eloquence about the NC-17 rating is one of the things that makes him so sexy.
http://www.fashion.ie/aggregator/gossip/336939-ryan-gosling-only-has-eyes-michelle-and-blake-lively-blue-valetine-nyc
^^The two were spied on a Disneyland ice cream date earlier in the Fall
;)
Blake Lively: Blue Valentine Babe
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Hollywood PR really needs new and fresh scripts! lol
^^lol
Jake & Ryan need to hook up ASAP! ;)
Blake Lively - no idea why some people think she's pretty.
"Jake & Ryan need to hook up ASAP! ;)"
WHAAAAT??? That bitch Jake should stop stealing my men! :(
Take a look at the pics where little Michelle stands between Jake and Ryan. Jake actually extended his arm to put it on Ryan's waist (IMO) and Ryan extended his arm to put it on Jake's shoulder. I know everyone was excited to see Jake and Michelle blah, blah. But pay attention to the guys too! ;)
Jake & Ryan need to hook up ASAP! ;)
And go out on cookies and ice cream ZOO date!
WHAAAAT??? That bitch Jake should stop stealing my men! :(
Michelle, since when do you mind to share?
And go out on cookies and ice cream ZOO date!
Yay!!!
Jake actually extended his arm to put it on Ryan's waist (IMO) and Ryan extended his arm to put it on Jake's shoulder.
Michelle is OK, but she keeps standing between me and my men!
Jake actually extended his arm to put it on Ryan's waist (IMO)
I looked at the pics with Michelle in the middle and I don't see it. Can you post the picture where Jake does this?
Beards use tabloids to sell fake images + you can't promote showmance by writing only normal relationship stuff + Jake is just marketing tool = Jake ends up looking like a fool which is OK because he really is a fool, lol.
LOL! You summarized that well, 11:54. I guess the tabloids do have to mimic corny romance novels in order to sell. Good point that if Jake is willing to look like a fool, then he really is one.
Picture for 12:41
Enlarge the pic. You'll see it's not around M's waist, it's extended to Ryan's IMO.
Picture for 12:41
Thanks. I still don't see it. Jake usually puts his hand on people's backs so his hand could very well be on Michelle's back. Not that it matters, I was just curious. :)
^^As I've said, I'm not sure, it's just imo.
Life-changing moments
Local stage luminaries recall performances they'll never forget
NATHAN CUCKOW, actor, playwright, co-artistic director of Kill Your Television Theatre
Heath Ledger's performance in Brokeback Mountain. Before this film, I had no idea he was anything more than a Hollywood heartthrob, but with this, he really emerged as one of the greatest actors of his generation. He completely transformed himself without the use of crazy costumes or makeup, and was totally believable in the emotionally challenging role. It's a landmark film filled with many great performances, but he carries the movie with this incredibly brave and honest performance.
Heath was amazing. :)
Supposedly, there's a rumor around that some footage of him as the Joker might be incorporated into the new Batman film. The rumor has been denied, but I wouldn't be adverse to it, that's for sure. He was just as amazing as the Joker.
I'd rather they don't add the unseen Joker scenes. I don't want it to be out of context and for it to receive bad reviews. The remaining footage should be shown on a new TDK dvd.
I agree about the footage being put on the DVD and kept out of the movie. CGI and leftover footage tweaks wouldn't really be Heath's acting. I don't think it's anyone place to decide if he'd like something like that or not, not even his family's. His performance was perfect and Chris Nolan has too much integrity to mess with it.
Video of Jake and beard on Thanksgiving
It's only 20 seconds of them walking into the store, with the source calling him polite for not letting the door fall into her face.
Exactly like he did during Reeke, he opens the door and walks in first. He needs to work on his manners for bearding photo ops!
:(
There was a hilarious comment on Just Jared. A commenter was disappointed in LAOD, because it's not a guys movie and Jake needs straight guys fans and he won't be able to get them in a dramedy and on top of that when he is naked. He'll never win the hearts of straight dudes. So double fail. LOL. Some people are unintentionally hilarious.
I just read that Jake wants to marry and have a family with barely out of her teens Taylor Swift? Has he completely lost it? She seems a bit young for that. Is he completely delusional? Why doesn't he go out with a slightly older, more settled woman (late 20s/early 30s)?
Nah, I don't believe it. Relax my friends! ;)
Speaking of Heath, I remember some poster(s) used to say he was homophobic and that Jake was the brave one. His performance was braver because he played the bottom, ITA with that, but Heath played gay twice and unlike Jake he never said Jack and Ennis weren't gay. He also wasn't afraid to hang out with gay men in public.
I think Heath knew about Jake's sexual orientation and I bet he would be as disappointed as we are to see him beard in this manner, not just to stay in the closet but for publicity. I disapprove of bearding in any shape or form but I would respect Jake more if he did it like Franco instead of using his fauxmances for attention. That's the sorriest part.
I just read that Jake wants to marry and have a family with barely out of her teens Taylor Swift?
Yes, just like Jake wanted to marry and have family with Reese The Bitch Witherspoon. Come on, Jake doesn't give a shit about Taylor Swift Beard.
2:56 PM - probably Heath wouldn't agree with the tabloid romance, but he'd still like Jake very much. I bet they were good to one another. That's what counts.
Franco wouldn't want a famous beard who'd detract attention form his artistic genious. Wise guy. ;)
Ryan Gosling: Why is ‘Blue Valentine’ NC-17 When ‘Black Swan’ is R?
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Mr. G. sure seems pissed off. To the poster who saw Black Swan, should that movie have received NC-17 too?
Franco wouldn't want a famous beard who'd detract attention form his artistic genious.
He gets attention on his own and doesn't need famous beards.
Yeah and that's a good thing. Jake actually doesn't need TS either. He's interesting enough on his own.
I just read that Jake wants to marry and have a family with barely out of her teens Taylor Swift? Has he completely lost it? She seems a bit young for that. Is he completely delusional? Why doesn't he go out with a slightly older, more settled woman (late 20s/early 30s)?
Are you talking about the house hunting story that makes him look like a lovestruck teen? LOL. I think it would be hilarious if he ended up marrying Taylor S someday. If he's going to play the fool, go all the way. Hey, at least he'd stay in the news even if it was only because of her.
All the women he has bearded/dated with (whatever you believe) were hated everywhere. What's up with that?
2:56 PM, nah. Heath probably wouldn't care about Jake's goings on, he would be too busy juggling women and being a serious actor.
Not true, some people like/liked Kirsten Dunst.
"Taylor & Jake Dinner at Gwyneth's!"
US Weekly magazine
I like Kirsten, always have. I don't put her in the famewhore category of Reese and Swifty (who is a completely manufactured "star").
Jake actually doesn't need TS either. He's interesting enough on his own.
He must not think so or he wouldn't be bearding so blatantly with her.
"Taylor & Jake Dinner at Gwyneth's!"
It's so easy to make up shit, lol.
Jake fans hated Kiki, she even got death threats, you obvioulsy weren't atound then.
Before IHJ got rid of the comment section in thei photo gallery, the comments on the Jake/Kiki photo ops were btutal.
4:59 PM - I was around and you are a liar.
Jake fans hated Kiki, she even got death threats, you obvioulsy weren't atound then.
Before IHJ got rid of the comment section in thei photo gallery, the comments on the Jake/Kiki photo ops were btutal.
LMAO. Doesn't surprise me. I remember when I didn't know who Jake was (I mean I heard of Donnie Darko but didn't know DD was JG/Kiki's bf) and reading fora comments when he and Kiki were dating. The comments were brutal towards her and it weren't even Jake sites.
3:11, I saw Black Swan. I know what scene Ryan is referring to--it's when Mila Kunis goes down on Natalie Portman. I wouldn't call it NC-17--it's definitely a strong R but you see that scene was the product of Natalie's character's fantasies/breakdown. It wasn't real--but you don't know that until later.
Jake fans hated Kiki, she even got death threats
Why do you keep making up sick bullshit like that? WTF is wrong with you?
More old pap pics of Taylor & Jake and Taylor and Maggie and sweet Ramoma.
More of the old
Even JJ dissed her!
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2007/04/16/kirsten-dunst-snaggletooth/
NC-17 to R for Blue Valentine
Now there's nothing in the way of award nods and decent b.o. numbers.
Glad to hear it! :)
NC-17 to R for Blue Valentine
Wow, that's great. I'm surprised the MPAA reversed themselves. Good for Harvey Weinstein. It would be interesting to read a statement by the MPAA about the appeal board's decision.
5:11 PM, thanks for spoiling Black Swan for me. Next time put a damn spoiler warning.
Exactly like he did during Reeke, he opens the door and walks in first.
He's an independent bottom.
5:11 PM, thanks for spoiling Black Swan for me.
LOL I was thinking the same thing.
where's Jake's hand?
Jake actually extended his arm to put it on Ryan's waist.
You'll see it's not around M's waist, it's extended to Ryan's IMO.
his hand could very well be on Michelle's back.
Ryan (later at home): Hey where's my wallet? I had it in my right front jacket pocket.
None of the guys I know irl open the doors for women. I talk about young guys between 20 and 30. IDK, probably 40 or 50 year olds are still old school. I don't need a guy to open a door for me, unless it's a heavy door.
5:11 PM -
even though you spoiled us a bit, thanks for the information.
I was spoiled for 6th Sense and still enjoyed it. ;)
I don't need a guy to open a door for me
Well for me the point is that he gets to the door first and goes in first. Common manners is whoever gets to the door first, opens it and holds it and lets the other in first, gender aside. The only exception it seems is in the workaday business-building world, where people hold the door open behind them while they walk thru so the next person can "catch" it.
I was spoiled for 6th Sense and still enjoyed it.
Titanic was totally spoiled for me but I still enjoyed it even though I knew the boat was going to sink.
^^:)
I don't think a guy needs to always get a door for a woman, but a gesture or making an effort, especially initially, is nice. Normally, I'm froom 8:11's school of manners. :)
^^it shows he has some "class". ;)
Common manners is whoever gets to the door first, opens it and holds it and lets the other in first, gender aside.
IA.
Video of Jake and beard on Thanksgiving
I rewatched the video and Jake did open the door and both entered almost at the same time. Where is the problem? What bad manners?
opening door video
I can't speak for anyone else, but I was talking in general - not Jake and Taylor specifically. I hadn't seen the vid, but it does look like he got her door for her, and it's more elegant.
I rewatched the video and Jake did open the door and both entered almost at the same time.
Not true. Jake entered first, BEFORE the beard, and Jake didn't bother to hold the door for her.
While reading some of the LAOD reviews on Rotten Tomatoes, I read through some reviews for Zodiac. The movie received generally great reviews as did Jake. I don't get why even some of his fans say he was miscast? When I saw the movie I thought the whole cast was awesome.
^^^ Jake Bad Manners Gyllenhaal - screen capture
Jake doesn't have to be polite as long as there is PR ass kissing media like popsugar and justjared.
Jake didn't bother to hold the door for her
To be more precise: Jake didn't bother to hold the door for two seconds and let her in first, something that would be common courtesy.
9:21 PM trolly is right for once - poor beard, no BF to hold the door open for her nonexistent ass!! LMAO
Jake Bad Manners Gyllenhaal - screen capture
I see in the pic and in the video that Jake keeps the door open for her. I guess, everyone should take a look at the video and decide for themselves.
Thw beard has a name sweetie...
Awwwwwwwwww, so nice that even our trolly admits the truth about Jake's "girlfriend" :)
I see in the pic and in the video that Jake keeps the door open for her.
He doesn't because the beard has to hold the door too, as we can SEE in 9:11 PM pic.
Kirsten was "Saggy Tits" or "Snuggle Tooth", Reese was "Chin". What name is Taylor gonna get? Giant?
Dumb Face.
He doesn't because the beard has to hold the door too, as we can SEE in 9:11 PM pic.
Obviously both hold the door.
Dumb Face.
Mmm, that's a nice one.
Yes, obviously Jake wants to enter first and can't be bothered to hold the door for the beard. LOL
^^^^ Trolly is pissed off! Good!!! LOL
This board is incredibly misogynistic. I dount many women post here.
What's misogynistic? Making fun of publicity whores Reese and Taylor?
Calling someone out on their bad manners while exhibiting the worst of your own. lol
9:44 PM - you are missing the point. Media is selling "polite Jake" bullshit, we don't care how he treats the beard.
LOL!!!
Jake is the biggets PR whore of them all!!
99% of the posters here are women
You think? I thought it's mostly men who post here.
KIRSTEN DUNST was left upset and exasperated when she testified at the trial of a man accusing of stealing her handbag, insisting she was made to look like a "stupid actress" when she took the stand.
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/playlist/view/166574/Dunst-hated-court-spectacle-
The life and tragic, mystery-shrouded death of 1950s icon Sal Mineo could become a film for James Franco, according to Hollywood Reporter. Franco has purchased rights to the acclaimed and comprehensive new biography, Sal Mineo, by writer Michael Gregg Michaud with an eye toward writing and directing the project.
The bisexual Mineo, most famous for his role as the sensitive Plato in the 1955 classic Rebel Without a Cause opposite James Dean (played by Franco in a 2001 film) received two Academy Award nominations by the time he was 21 only to find himself considered passé during the 1960s. Mineo's murder during an attempted robbery in West Hollywood in 1976 has often overshadowed his achievements as an actor.
According to the Reporter, "Franco optioned the property himself for his Rabbit Bandini shingle as a potential writing-and-directing vehicle. He currently does not plan to star but that could change."
Pic: Mineo with James Dean in Rebel Without a Cause
http://advocate.com/News/Daily_News/2010/12/08/Sal_Mineo_Biopic_for_Franco/
Franco has purchased rights to the acclaimed and comprehensive new biography, Sal Mineo, by writer Michael Gregg Michaud with an eye toward writing and directing the project.
That guy's a true workaholic.
Not promoting JiS, just posing a question and am curious about opinions. Could it be that Jake is straight or bi, that his relationships with women were real but also used for publicity, more so for him since most of the ladies were more famous than him?
No.
Could it be that Jake is straight or bi, that his relationships with women were real but also used for publicity...
No, because it is obvious that Jake's relationships with women are ONLY about publicity.
That guy's a true workaholic.
Franco loves to work and wants to do lots of different things which is something to admire about him.
Franco loves to work and wants to do lots of different things which is something to admire about him.
True. Jake did try out a lot of genres too in the past few years. Unlike James, Jake was less lucky regarding reception of his movies.
This business (everything in life actually) is about luck too.
To quote a line just heard this week on TV - the saying is bi now, gay later.
Good question raised earlier. Jake cant get an audience to his movies. If he was dating a non famous woman, would any paps bother to follow him with the same intensity as when he beards with high profile women. Sure he gets paps on his coffee runs but not that many when you get down to it. He does not draw a crowd like Depp or Pattinson.
Paparazzi photo ops won't help Jake's career.
This EW article mentions Jake as part of the confirmed cast for 'New Years Eve' movie:
Jessica Biel joins the cast of 'New Year's Eve'
Actress Jessica Biel is joining the all-star cast of the ensemble romantic comedy New Year’s Eve, a source tells EW.The power-packed lineup of actors on board the follow-up to this year’s Valentine’s Day also includes Jake Gyllenhaal, Ashton Kutcher, Robert De Niro, Lea Michele, Hilary Swank, and Michelle Pfeifer. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Modern Family star Sofia Vergara is also in negotiations to join the cast. The movie follows the romantic ups and downs of a group of New Yorkers over the course of a single New Year’s Eve. Biel also appeared in Valentine’s Day but, since New Year’s Eve is not a sequel to that film, she will be playing a new character in an entirely different storyline. The film begins shooting later this month in New York.
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The thanksgiving pictures were posted on ONTD and there are 12 pages of negative comments saying they are fake.
this one is funny: "I'm glad Heidi Montag's photographer is still getting work."
ONTD post
and from the comments: Jake and beard wear matching silly bandz
The power-packed lineup of actors on board the follow-up to this year’s Valentine’s Day also includes Jake Gyllenhaal...
Ouch.
Jake really wants to do romcoms? Or career looks really bad at the moment?
the saying is bi now, gay later.
LOL.
Jake really wants to do romcoms? Or career looks really bad at the moment?
I guess it gives him something to do if it begins shooting later this month :/ And he can say he did a movie with DeNiro, lol.
So is this film now confirmed?
Where is the "Good scripts are most important to me" Jake????
So Babblers are starting to call Ms Swift "Famous Idiot".....finally some people get a clue...:-))
obviously Jake wants to enter first and can't be bothered to hold the door for the beard
He also can't be bothered to do his hair so he's back to wearing his beardybeanies.
Babblers are trashing the beard??? LOL! :)
January 11th, 2008
Supposedly engaged couple Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon haven’t learned much from their flopping box office disaster Rendition. The couple is in negotiations to co-star in Valentine’s Day, a film about a couple who breaks up only to make up just before the most romantic day of the year.
http://www.popcrunch.com/jake-gyllenhaal-reese-witherspoon-valentines-day-movie/
No woman is good enough for our Jake!
"Jake and beard wear matching silly bandz"
The beard wearing matching silly bandz in HQ: Dec 7 Covergirl photocall
Jake really wants to do romcoms? Or career looks really bad at the moment?
Valentine's Day wasn't good enough for Jake and he didn't want to play gay: "Sam Worthington, Jake Gyllenhaal and Orlando Bloom all turned down the role of Holden. Worthington also turned down the role of Sean Jackson."
UV and FL said...
No woman is good enough for our Jake!
Nice try! The chin was your "perfect woman for Jake", we didn't forget your Reeke wedding preparations! LOL
I bet UV and FL burned those Reeke hats!
The chin was your "perfect woman for Jake"
What's funny is watching how some of them have turned on Reese. Now that Reese has gone out of her way to make Jake look like a schmo, they can't deny she's a shameless famewhore. But at the same time, they vow to "trust Jake's judgment." Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. They're also delusional enough to hope Reese is jealous of Swifty, lol.
Meet Andy Mills, The A-Gay Power Doll
A-Gay Power Doll? We already have that!
Now that Reese has gone out of her way to make Jake look like a schmo, they can't deny she's a shameless famewhore.
Poor babblers, trying hard to stay "good" fans and dying to tell the truth :)
Dear Ted:
Is Jake Gyllenhaal's Vice in the past or is it very much in the present?
—JN
Dear Sands of Time:
C'mon, doll. Do you really think Vice Superstars like Jakey-poo every really give up their naughty ways?
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b215092_bitch-back_brad_pitt_skank_too.html
doll
Jakey-poo
Can you imagine if Jake turns out not to be Toothy but the BV who's into having beautiful girls poop on him?!
No, I can't.
C'mon doll
Come on doll
^^maybe Jakey isn't gay or straight; maybe he's into inanimate plastic blowup dolls. That's it: he has to beard because he certainly can't be seen in public with his real dates! Can you imagine Jake doing the red carpet holding a lifesize plastic doll?!
every really
LOL
Can you imagine if Jake turns out not to be Toothy but the BV who's into having beautiful girls poop on him?!
LOL!! Six Degrees of BVs. Super Duper Cooper the Pooper is John Mayer, which is really funny considering Swifty wrote that "Dear John" song about him! But Priscilla Swifty never got that far with him, I'm sure :) Besides, Jake has been a proud BV Superstar for years, way longer than Super Dooper :D But that would be hysterical.
Dear Sands of Time:
C'mon, doll.
Wasn't that Blind Vice about Toothy getting a handjob and having the guy come on his face during POP filming?
Dear Sands of Time
C'mon (come on) doll
Jake has his own doll (Dastan POP). A-ha, was this a Ted clue on what Toothy likes? (getting it in his face, not literally on the Dastan doll LOL)
Although on second thought maybe Jake is an odd one who has everyone come on his Dastan doll.
Wasn't that Blind Vice about Toothy getting a handjob and having the guy come on his face during POP filming?
Not necessarily the face :), but I think this is the one you're thinking of:
Toothy Tile Returns in...One Signed-Sex Blind Vice!
...Oh, and you want the dirt from the guy who took his very own confidentiality agreement in hand and spilled the deets just the same? It was all lovely, we're told...the kind of loveliness that grows on ya, if you catch my naughty drift....
OT but is anyone else having problems with YouTube? YouTube vids will play when embedded on Facebook but won't load/play when directly on a browser page/tab. Idk if it's me or YouTube. (maybe WikiLeaks hacked it!)
Ah I found the answer. Yes YouTube is down. Speculation is they're updating/securing stuff b/c of all the hacking going on lately with Wikileaks and hackers. So it might work for some users depending on what the YouTube techs are working on/completed.
Are there any WikiLeaks about Jake and boys? :)
Social Network's Armie Hammer to Play Gay Opposite Leonardo DiCaprio in J. Edgar Hoover Biopic
I knew I was gay at a very early age...probably around 5 or 6. I heard my Dad once confide to my Mom that I was probably a Homosexual (I was a smart kid...I knew what that meant) after catching me naked with a neighborhood boy my same age of 8 or 9. After puberty was when things got tough. I tried to date girls but I never really felt comfortable with them. Early on, I had sex with several females just trying to change myself which was the hetero wisdom at the time for a gay man. BTW...I am 64 now.
Are there any WikiLeaks about Jake and boys? :)
Ours are called "QuickieLeaks"!
There are always a few true diehards that will never turn on him no matter what.
trying hard to stay "good" fans
Looks like No. 1 Diehard Fan UV finally posted Jake & Taylor Thanksgiving photo op pics at Lashers, lol. Don't worry Jake, she'll always stand by her man!
1:19 PM, did you ask UV what took her so long?
Jaylor/Jwifty pose for hilarious Us Weekly cover
CB prefers to call Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift “Jaylor” but I still think it sounds too much like Gaylord. Jwifty still appeals to me. Anyway, Us Weekly hasn’t released their cover story yet, but I’m enjoying the hell out of their cover this week. I mean… it’s perfect. What goes on in Jake’s publicist’s mind? “You know what will solve all of these gay rumors? Endless stories about Jake and a 14 year old going out for maple coffee and ice cream with sprinkles, then sending them out for posed photo ops!” I just can’t get over how freaking posed everything in this relationship is. Who do they think they are fooling?
Also - does anyone else think that Gaylord Jwifty is somehow being sponsored by coffee companies? Discuss...
Oooh, they’re “heating up”! Pretty soon Jake is going to introduce Swifty to his boyfriend.
Celebitchy
Gwyneth Paltrow “played a role” in Gaylord Jwifty’s relationship
Us Weekly’s print edition has another minor story on Jaylor/Gaylord Jwifty - the Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift romance. Last week, Us Weekly had the super-posed photos of Swifty and Jake wandering around arm-in-arm around New York, along with an absolutely hysterical article chock-full of quotes from Camp Swifty about Jake being the coffee-swirling love of her life. There was also a minor story about Jake and Swifty’s visit to the Gaylord hotel in Nashville, thus summarizing, however inappropriately and immaturely, my take on their relationship. Anyway, this week’s Us Weekly story is, as I said, minor, but that’s only because Gwyneth Paltrow is such a minor demon these days. According to their sources, Goopy played a part in getting Gaylord Jwifty together:...
Gwyneth is at the bottom of it! It’s all part of her dastardly plan. Global domination, one beard at a time. But of course Gwyneth is friends with both Jake and Taylor. OF COURSE. She’s friends with everybody. Everybody WORTH being friends with. And of course she threw them a little “party” too. I bet she even cooked! And decorated! And then washed the dishes with her perfect vagina.
By the way, Goopy’s new Goop newsletter is all about how she’s “freezing her ass off” - and she recommends some cold-weather items for us. $1000 for Burberry boots? Of course! Oh, and Goopy has items in dollars and British pounds, of course. I’m surprised she didn’t throw a few items in dinar-only, just to be smug.
Celebitchy
Oooh, they’re “heating up”! Pretty soon Jake is going to introduce Swifty to his boyfriend.
LMAO!
I bet she even cooked! And decorated! And then washed the dishes with her perfect vagina.
Wow, someone really can't stand Paltrow.
A while back someone asked about Gosling and the 'Hey, Girl' meme. He reads some of them here, lol:
Talks Marriage and 'Hey Girl' meme
1:19 PM, did you ask UV what took her so long?
LOL, I wouldn't post over there, but their posts are pretty funny to read sometimes. I imagine UV had to load up on antacids and Pepto-Bismol first. You know she can't be happy about Swifty, but she wouldn't admit that if you waterboarded her, lol.
This blogger didn't like How Do You Know: http://www.filmsforwomen.com/2010/12/movie-review-how-do-you-know-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz/
Come on 1:57 PM, tease and trash her a little, UV deserves it! lol
Wow, someone really can't stand Paltrow.
I get the impression that a lot of people aren't wild about Paltrow. I don't think that GOOP website helps matters any.
Michael K from D-listed also detests Goopy 'Fishsticks' Paltrow. She is very annoying. There was a recent bitch-back letter that mentioned Ted named Gwyneth 'Fishticks'.
Article in NY magazine
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010/12/may-dec_couples.html
Problem is not Swifts age but her juvenile behaviour.
Those articles are damaging Jakes reputation and his integrity.
And don´t get me started on the comments....!
Unbelievable - some years ago Jake was everybodys darling...
Why Must We Pretend It Is Not Strange When Adult Celebrities Date Underage Celebrities?
It's time for us to talk about Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift, the latest Jake-plus-famous-blonde coupling to hit the celebrity weeklies. We've seen pictures of them walking arm-in-arm with cups of coffee, read about their cup o' joe dates in Nashville, and even had to hear about how they sipped maple lattes in our own backyard. Why so much coffee, you ask? Because Taylor isn't old enough to legally drink alcohol. She'll turn 21 in a week. The very next week, Gyllenhaal will turn 30. If Jake was a real-life friend of yours, you'd probably give him a high five once you heard about his new gal. Then you'd say, "But what the hell do you two talk about?" Because, come on: A 20-year-old? Why, when it comes to celebrities, do we not raise eyebrows at couplings between adults and those under the drinking age — or teenagers, for that matter? Is it because many of them didn't go to college, so the transition from childhood to adulthood is confusingly blurred? Or is it that, as we've long suspected, celebrities have nothing to say, so things like "shared cultural references" don't matter? Jake and Taylor are cultural references, we suppose. What more do they need?
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010/12/may-dec_couples.html
Celebitchy nailed it with both posts. Looks like Jake's people are trying to play defense as well as offense with this showmance by having his celeb friends, like Paltrow and Maroon 5, close ranks around him with their public "support." I wonder which of his friends will be next, lol.
Those articles are damaging Jakes reputation and his integrity.
What integrity?
Expect a flurry of little articles about how uncommonly mature Swifty is for her age. Also, I'm quite sure she's made her last cutesy finger heart photo op ;)
There's more JIS meltdown on Dlist. This is so sad to watch.
Poor Goldilock-Jakey Poo. The first beard was too old and the second beard is too young. Eventually, he'll find someone who is just right - as in the same age, male and openly gay!
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