Tuesday, 6 July 2010

Looking Forward to 'Love and Other Drugs'

Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal, Venice 2005
Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal
Venice Film Festival, 2005

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Anonymous said...

I can't believe they are going to remake Mad Max. I love it! Yes, Tom Hardy was a standout. :) Happy that Inception did well. Chris Nolan is a genius.

2002 said...

Who's the guy wearing a toga?

2002 - 2nd Anniversary Party For Club Lotus

bitch said...

SpunkInHerTrunk: @SwedenSara LOL! I used to like Jake Gyllenhall too...he was soo cute before he bulked up the six pack lol! Leo Dicaprio never ages lol!
about 2 hours ago

Gawker said...

Oprah and Obama aren't going to Chelsea's wedding—they weren't even invited. Is the location an elaborate ruse? Could Bristol Palin be trying to upstage her? A guide to the most perplexing wedding of the century.
...

Chelsea Clinton's Wedding Day: Confusion Reigns

Anonymous said...

^^^ "My wife thinks this is a decoy location, and the wedding will be held on Martha's Vineyard," said on Rhinebeck police officer. Martha's Vineyard was the location of the rumored Chelsea Clinton wedding that didn't happen in 2009.

Anonymous said...

Inception's weekend opening of $60.4M gives Leo his biggest debut ever, bigger than Shutter Island with Marty Scorsese. Plus Leo's name is above-the-line, so imagine what he's making. Career going strong.

Remember that story about Jake ignoring Leo at a party? I wonder if he saw Inception yet. It can't feel good for Jake to see actors who aren't more talented than him like Leo, Shia, etc having big hits while he has dud after dud (Rendition, Brothers, PoP).

Anonymous said...

Jake knows that luck is important in his business.

Anonymous said...

Remember that story about Jake ignoring Leo at a party?

They kissed and made up after PoP LA premiere :)

Anonymous said...

Re PoP

It will make up money with DVDs and TV rights. It will turn a profit.

The big thing for Jake is that it was big internationally. That will help him in the future.

Anonymous said...

They kissed and made up after PoP LA premiere :)

Jake knows it's better to keep on Leo's good side, I'm sure. I wonder if the ignoring was professional jealousy, though. It wouldn't surprise me considering the stories about Jake's issues with Heath getting more acclaim for BBM, and he admitted himself there was rivalry with Maggie when they were younger.

Anonymous said...

There are no stories about Jake's issues with Heath getting more acclaim for BBM, just Lainey's made up gossip.

Anonymous said...

just Lainey's made up gossip.

How do you know it's made up? You don't. Jake seems highly competitive, he even talks about it in Brothers interviews. He said there was a lot of competition on set with Tobey so I don't find it hard to believe the same happened with Heath.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if the ignoring was professional jealousy, though.

Why would Jake ignore Leo one day and hang out with him 2 months later? Looks like someone misunderstood the situation at that Oscar party.

Anonymous said...

How do you know it's made up? You don't.

Yes, I do. Like the rest of her "Reeke was real" and "Jake dates Lucas" crap.

Anonymous said...

Yes, I do.

Actually you don't. Interesting that Jake skipped the Golden Globes since he wasn't nominated but made it to the after-party. Hmm. Anne, otoh, was there with Ang, Heath, Michelle&co. She wasn't nominated either.

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Gawker

Anonymous said...

Yes, I do.
Actually you don't.


Lainey doesn't know anything about Jake and she writes obvious lies about him for years. I should believe her about Jake being jealous of his friend??? Give me a break!

Anonymous said...

Oprah asked Jake about it too when they were on the show. Must have heard the rumors.

Anonymous said...

I should believe her about Jake being jealous of his friend??? Give me a break!

Yeah, it's impossible. It's unheard of costars being jealous of each other. It never happens. Right.

Anonymous said...

Anne, otoh, was there with Ang, Heath, Michelle&co. She wasn't nominated either.

That's because Anne's a cool gal. ;)

As for Jake being jealous. I think Lainey exaggerated. He probably was disappointed for being overlooked for Jarhead AND BBM, therefore he decided to skip the Golbes. If Jake was a jealous bitch, Heath hardly would have liked him as he did, let alone choose him for the sybolic godfather honor. ;)

Anonymous said...

Poor brookies still believe in the purity of Jake and Heath's "friendship". How sweet!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, it's impossible. It's unheard of costars being jealous of each other.

Heath wasn't a costar, Heath was Jake's dear friend, someone Jake shared his own success with so there was no reason for jealousy.

Anonymous said...

10:01 PM - poor haters, trying to forget what Jake said about his love for Heath.

Anonymous said...

Love? LOL! Delusional much?

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't say enamoured is equal to love. But he admired Heath and seemed to like him a great deal. The other day I read about another actress who said she was enamoured by her female co-star. Seems it's not so unusual to use that term in the artists circle.

Anonymous said...

What Jake says in interviews ("enamored") are just words. I look at facts: the hiking photo op, no proof Jake attended Heath's memorial, silence until promo work. Doesn't exactly spell out friendship. The sooner brookies face it, the better.

Anonymous said...

Remember that story about Jake ignoring Leo at a party?

Well, Leo strikes me as the type of guy who can be obnoxious at times. I think he and Jake are on ok terms though.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't say enamoured is equal to love.

I would - I love my friends.

Anonymous said...

What Jake says in interviews ("enamored") are just words. I look at facts...

Please, you do NOT know the facts.

Anonymous said...

"@JBGyllenhaal: I have spent the day remembering the greatest person i've ever known, My best friend, My inspiration. Mr Heath Ledger."
about 8 hours ago

@vicciehughes it was a quote from Jake Gyllenhaal. And I completely agree my heart broke as I read it.x
about 1 hour ago

http://twitter.com/WadeFrith

Anonymous said...

AnOnally: If the guy I'm following on Twitter really is Jake Gyllenhaal, Jake (for want of a better word) is a douche.
about 8 hours ago

Austin said...

The river wild http://twitpic.com/26oqd1
about 5 hours ago via Twitpic

Anonymous said...

Where is Jake, meanwhile?
Chris said...
Working in my garden!


Good! Keep him there and for God's sake don't let him open twitter account!

Interview: John Barrowman on "Glee" Rumors, His New UK Show, Having Kids and More! said...

...
AE: When you first started out in television, I read you were advised to keep your sexuality quiet and now as an openly gay man you are the presenter of a family show on BBC prime time – how much have attitudes changed in the industry?

JB: To be honest with you I don’t care about the industry’s attitude because by being truthful about who I am and encouraging others to be truthful; this contributes to change. When I had already been on television for quite a while, there was someone that told me I should keep my sexuality a secret, but I just looked at them and said, 'You can’t tell me to do that.' Why should I hide who I am when that should be an asset?

AE: Given that, what do you think of the recent Newsweek Sean Hayes controversy? It seems pretty clear that the UK is more accepting of gay actors – would you agree or disagree?

JB: I certainly think there is more tolerance on this side of the Atlantic than in the US. With regards to Sean Hayes I didn’t see it play out so I can’t tell you all about it, but there are a lot of gay men in Hollywood right now that are playing straight men – not just in front of the camera but also in their everyday lives.

I might be stepping over the line here, but maybe Ramin Setoodeh didn’t like Sean Hayes and felt like being a bit of a bitch that day. The fact that he himself is gay and wrote what he did is really detrimental and quite frankly an asshole thing to do.
...
AE: Speaking of Scott, the last time AfterElton spoke to you, you talked about the possibility of you and Scott having children – is the sound of tiny feet getting any closer?

JB: There are no developments on that front because at the moment we are packing up four or five months of the year to be somewhere else. Though we are still taking about it and would want to adopt a child that was a little older. Scott and I recently took our niece and nephew out on a shopping spree, we bought them some new clothes before they went back to university.

I gave my nephew my old moped and we were really worried about him going on the road on it and so I said to Scott, 'If we are this worried about him at 21-years-old, how are we going to be about our own child?'

After Elton

John Barrowman said...

AE: We saw that you recently attended our new Prime Minister David Cameron’s big gay garden party, how was that?

JB: It was great but I had to tell them I didn’t actually vote for the Conservatives at the last general election because I didn’t believe in a lot of things they had said on gay issues. But I believe that you should get involved and work with people to try and bring about change and if I can work with this government to bring about some change then I am prepared to do that. In saying that, I am not going to waiver on my political beliefs, which are much more on the left side of the political spectrum.

AE: And do you have faith that they will be able to make amends for their appalling voting record on gay issues?

JB: I know that they have appalling records but they are trying to get in touch and understand what is happening in society. This government now needs to show that they are reacting to homophobia. To give you an example, I said to Mr. Cameron that when the Pope made remarks condemning gay marriage that was his opportunity to speak out and not skirt around the issue and state how unacceptable that is. So because I was there I was able to engage with him and voice these things to him.

AE: You were again right near the very top in this year’s AfterElton Hot 100 poll. You must feel flattered?

JB: I am absolutely thrilled that I am one of the three hottest men on AfterElton! Ironically a few years back when I was lower on the list, I was one of the only out gay men on there but now most of the top 5 are gay men which is great and I think shows that times are changing a little bit.

I am so proud of my fans and I will always support the gay, lesbian and transgender community. When I was younger I never thought that I would get on my soapbox, but I have been given a golden opportunity and my life is everything I wanted it to be.

Anonymous said...

Poor brookies still believe
The sooner brookies face it


Okay, I don't have an interest in this argument, it's been beaten to death and it bores me, but if you're going to keep it up, at least use the correct term. It's "brokies", you know - for Brokeback Mountain. Not "brookies." One of those little things that was driving me nuts, lol.

Anonymous said...

LOL :)

Anonymous said...

Scott and I recently took our niece and nephew out on a shopping spree, we bought them some new clothes before they went back to university.

Got to love gays :)

Anonymous said...

Chris said...
Working in my garden!
Good! Keep him there and for God's sake don't let him open twitter account!


But you can let Jake go to the beach from time to time, we wouldn't mind some new picturs ;)

Anonymous said...

Plus Leo's name is above-the-line, so imagine what he's making. Career going strong.

Leo is a rock solid actor, but there are quite a few of his peers who are just as good or better. Leo is just very lucky when picking his scripts. He has a good eye for good scrips/movies. :)

Anonymous said...

He has a good eye for good scrips/movies.

Let's not forget that actors don't choose, they are chosen by producers, casting directors and directors.

Anonymous said...

Leo and his people choose good projects for him. :)

I bet many of Leo's peers envy his career. It's a very competitive business after all.

Jake said...

Pfft!

Anonymous said...

I bet many of Leo's peers envy his career.

Tobey?

Anonymous said...

Tobey?

Doubt it. I read Leo was suggested to play Spiderman, but he refused, instead he suggested Tobey. Also, they've been friends since childhood (i read he's also Tobey's daughter's godfather). So, I don't think there is much professional jealousy going on, on Tobey's side.

Anonymous said...

Tobey & Leo:

T/L

T/L

L/T
(with Tobey's wife, daugther and mutual pal Kevin Connolly)

Anonymous said...

I read Leo was suggested to play Spiderman, but he refused, instead he suggested Tobey.

Leo is smart.

Anonymous said...

I bet many of Leo's peers envy his career.
Tobey?


Never, they are childhood friends.

Anonymous said...

Leo may be good at picking movies. But he has also been A-list since Titanic and that means getting offered things most actors never see. He also got lucky in having a top-notch director who casts him in all his movies.

I think Leo is a good actor who can blend into a movie and ensemble like in The Departed, another reason why I think he works so much.

And for all that he is papped a lot, I do not think of that or his personal life when I see his films.

Jake said...

And for all that he is papped a lot, I do not think of that or his personal life when I see his films.

*cough*

Anonymous said...

The difference is that Jake hooked up/bearded with a then fresh Oscar winner and popular actress. It totally overshadowed his career. Leo dates/beards with more or less known models and when he's papped it isn't arranged.

Anonymous said...

The difference is that Jake agreed to be used as beard's PR tool. It should be vice versa.

Anonymous said...

Scott and I recently took our niece and nephew out on a shopping spree, we bought them some new clothes before they went back to university.
Got to love gays :)


Yep :) Great interview. I admire Barrowman. I love that he looks at his life as a "golden opportunity" to put some positive energy out into the world to effect meaningful changes, and not as something that has to be lied about. And good for him for coming right out and saying this: ...but there are a lot of gay men in Hollywood right now that are playing straight men – not just in front of the camera but also in their everyday lives. Not just a few, but "a lot". I believe that is true.

Anonymous said...

I know some didn't like Leo throwing a party for Tobey after his Golden Globe nod for Brothers. But I think it's proof of what a good friend he is. Leo may be a bit snobbish and maybe not too bright, but he seems to be a good and loyal friend.

Anonymous said...

Leo obviously cares about Tobey. I would love to know details about Tobey, Leo and Jake hanging out during Brothers filming :)

Anonymous said...

Leo obviously cares about Tobey. I would love to know details about Tobey, Leo and Jake hanging out during Brothers filming :)

Leo hung out with them too? Jake said he and Tobey mostly bonded at the gym, working out together.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if Jake and Tobey still keep in touch? Jake seems to obviously be in touch with Leo. Leo attended one of the PoP after parties.

Anonymous said...

Leo hung out with them too?

Jake mentioned hanging out with Tobey's gang, I presumed Leo was there too.

Ted said...

Bitch-Back! Ryan Gosling Has Gone and Got All Sexy

Dear Ted:
I used to think you were full of it, now I think you're just pathetic. When your stupid slobber stuff about Ryan Gosling got to be too much, it dawned on me that Ryan used to look like my chubby brother, Leo, who couldn't get a date, which I didn't really understand because he's sort of cute, in a doughy kind of way. So, whatever Gosling did to himself these days, gotta say I agree, but I still think you suck.
—Loretta

Dear Trim the Spat:
You're right, doll, Ry's whipped himself into shape since his artsier days. And trust, I would know—I see him at the gym all the friggin' time. And boy, he looks good when he's all hot and bothered (I mean boxing, of course). Wanna hear a fun fact that made Taryn just die when she heard? Guess who doesn't always like wearing undies when he's working on his fitness. Hope Leo's doing better in the dating department!


Dear Ted:
I wanted to share the following wise words from my favorite sex advice columnist, Dan Savage. On the topic of coming out, he says: "Coming out is the single most important thing you can do to advance the cause of gay civil equality. Period. The more of us who are out to friends and family, the smaller the electoral return on the GOP's gay-bashing investment. So get out there and be honest about who you are, where you are, and who you love. Because when you do that...you leave the extreme right with fewer and fewer suckers willing to buy the hate-spiked snake oil they're selling." He also says in his podcast that if you're not out, you're not ready for a relationship or sex, and you shouldn't feel entitled to either. What do you think Toothy Tile would have to say to that?
—Pam

Dear Politically Erect:
Nothing. Which is why I absolutely agree with Savage.



Dear Ted:
Would it be possible that a big-action movie star who was once superstraight became gay later on in life? Was wondering when I fell upon a B.V. hinting at someone of A-list stardom...
—Rita

Dear Getting Action:
Sure it's possible, but the better question is: Who said the star was "superstraight" to begin with?


Dear Ted:
I know that you can sometimes be playfully coy and cagey in some of your answers, but here is hoping for a straightforward answer to my one simple question: Are Toothy Tile and Grey Goose still together as a couple?
—Isobel

Dear Bashful Betty:
Yes. See, that wasn't so painful, was it?



Dear Ted:
So what's the deal with Jackie Bouffant's beard? I get wanting to remain relevant and that magazine covers are few and far between for most actresses, but come on, a girl's gotta eat! Does she have a little something on the side, or is Jackie giving her just enough to keep her happy. Where do beards go when they get "hungry"?
—Pix

Dear Cravings:
Babe, don't you think a lifetime of fame is worth a little dry spell in a gal's sex life? At least, that's what Jackie's bearding babe believes. But don't worry about her libido—like most beards, her BF doesn't care whether she dabbles with other dudes so long as she keeps it way, way on the DL.


Dear Ted:
What do you think of the news that Will Smith and Tom Cruise are finally working together? And how are Katie Holmes and Jada Pinkett Smith handling the news?
—Irena

Dear Buddie Pic:
They're ecstatic! That's one tight foursome, sweetheart—lots in common.

Anonymous said...

Tobey's gang consists of Leo, Lucas Haas and Kevin Connolly. If Leo wasn't working, it's possible he was with them.

Anonymous said...

Tobey's gang consists of Leo, Lucas Haas and Kevin Connolly.

Tobey's gang consists of more guy friends, these three are just the most known. Ethan Suplee who was in Brothers is also a very close friend of Tobey and Leo.

Anonymous said...

Gosling loves to show off his trained body (tight shirts etc... lol), but I find his face unfortunate. I prefer Leo looks wise, even though his body isn't very nice. I think Jake concentrates too much on his body too, but fortunately he doesn't wear tight (sleeveless) shirts all the time. It would be very annoying.

Anonymous said...

Are Toothy Tile and Grey Goose still together as a couple?
—Isobel

Dear Bashful Betty:
Yes. See, that wasn't so painful, was it?


And when do they see each other?
I'm sorry, but I don't believe this.

Anonymous said...

Gosling loves to show off his trained body (tight shirts etc... lol), but I find his face unfortunate.

ITA

Ted said...

And when do they see each other?

Why would Jake and Austin need to see each other? They know very well how the other looks like!

gays said...

I think Jake concentrates too much on his body too, but fortunately he doesn't wear tight (sleeveless) shirts all the time. It would be very annoying.

Fortunately? Annoying? WTF???

Anonymous said...

Fortunately? Annoying? WTF???

LOL.

Anonymous said...

Please, you do NOT know the facts.

It's not about what I know. We all know those are facts, like it or not.

Anonymous said...

We all know those are facts, like it or not.

We don't, we have next to nothing facts about Jake during that period, or Jake and Heath's friendship. Internet gossip is just gossip, not facts.

Anonymous said...

We all know those are facts, like it or not.
We don't


Really? You mean the hiking photo op isn't on IHJ, Jake talked about Heath before promo time and there is proof Jake attended Heath's memorial? Can you link me to the last 2 then? Thanks.

Anonymous said...

fortunately he doesn't wear tight (sleeveless) shirts all the time. It would be very annoying.

I wouldn't mind!

Anonymous said...

We don't, we have next to nothing facts about Jake during that period, or Jake and Heath's friendship. Internet gossip is just gossip, not facts.

Guys, why is this still important?
It's over. The only remaining connection is little M. and as discussed previously, it seems there isn't much contact there either. I think it's only a few fans of both guys who are still interested in their friendship.

Anonymous said...

You mean the hiking photo op isn't on IHJ, Jake talked about Heath before promo time and there is proof Jake attended Heath's memorial?

Hiking photo op = 1 hour of Jake's life.
Jake talked about Heath before promo time = what that has to do with facts?
There is proof Jake attended Heath's memorial = there is no proof of either, believe what you want.

Anonymous said...

Guys, why is this still important?

Same thing as JiS / JiG - we don't have facts so speculations can go on.
Some people believe Jake, some are determined to "prove" that Heath meant nothing to Jake.

Anonymous said...

Guys, why is this still important?

It's important because there are posters who still deny facts that don't fit with what they want to believe.

ONTD said...

WARNING: MINOR SPOILER FOR "INCEPTION." (Plus, he thinks Leo would help himself by doing a movie with Witherspoon? You've got to be kidding me.)

What’s Eating Leonardo DiCaprio?

by Ramin Setoodeh in Newsweek

Leonardo DiCaprio is one of the most respected actors of his generation (he’s 35), so why is he always so pissed off in the movies? It’s not for lack of admiration. Last year, Zac Efron and Chace Crawford were separately asked whose careers they’d like to emulate, and they both confessed their man crushes on Leo. A few weeks ago, The New York Times singled out DiCaprio as the rare star who escaped his tween past to become a real actor, as a kind of comfort to Twilight’s Robert Pattinson. The Guardian threw its weight behind a Brit in Harry Potter, asking: “Is Rupert Grint the new Leonardo DiCaprio?”

He might be, because the old Leo has clearly moved on. DiCaprio got his start on TV’s Growing Pains, earned an Oscar nod for What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, and then achieved titanic stardom in 1997 in a movie about a sinking ship. But then, instead of trading on his heartthrob looks, he leveraged his box-office muscle to work with A-list directors including Danny Boyle, Martin Scorsese, Ridley Scott, Sam Mendes, and now Christopher Nolan. For those of you counting at home, Inception is the third movie in a row in which DiCaprio’s crazy wife suddenly dies. (The other two: Revolutionary Road and Shutter Island, which, from the first shot, echoes Inception so closely it’s odd that DiCaprio made both films back to back.) DiCaprio’s career has been engineered to make audiences forget Titanic, but he has swung so far in the other direction that he has alienated the female fans who made him a star. That’s undoubtedly the idea, though that doesn’t make it a good one. He seems interested only in characters who project a certain kind of masochism, and misogyny. His best film of the decade, The Departed, featured a nearly all-male cast. He was nimble in Catch Me if You Can, but that was in 2002, the last time we saw DiCaprio in a comedy.

That’s not to say that DiCaprio should stay away from dramas, but he would help himself tremendously if he lightened up, costarred with an actress like Reese Witherspoon, or at least did a movie where his wife survives until the closing credits. What’s worse: DiCaprio has spawned a whole generation of actors who are so serious they’re making movies only for people on antidepressants. Efron dropped out of the Footloose remake to do Charlie St. Cloud, about a guy who talks to the ghost of his dead brother. Pattinson’s first post-Twilight movie, Remember Me, took place on September 11. Daniel Radcliffe took a break from Harry Potter to get naked with horses in Equus, and Shia LaBeouf, Tobey Maguire, and Jake Gyllenhaal are in some kind of mega–scowling contest. That leaves us with one heartthrob who isn’t afraid to play to his strengths, and his abs. Can Taylor Lautner actually act? The jury is still out, but he’s getting $7.5 million per movie. As the rare Hollywood hunk who isn’t afraid to smile, he deserves it.

Anonymous said...

Hiking photo op = 1 hour of Jake's life.

Not the point. It was claimed Jake was too grief-stricken to make a statement, obviously he was well enough to do a photo op with the beard, her kids and their dogs.

Anonymous said...

It's important because there are posters who still deny facts that don't fit with what they want to believe.

Bullshit. It is your problem if you believe that Jake would lie about his dead friend.

Anonymous said...

Hiking photo op = 1 hour of Jake's life.
Not the point.


It is exactly the point. You are using 1 hour of Jake's life to claim you know what Jake did and how he felt during those terrible days.

Anonymous said...

For those of you counting at home, Inception is the third movie in a row in which DiCaprio’s crazy wife suddenly dies.

WTF?! lol

Anonymous said...

That’s not to say that DiCaprio should stay away from dramas, but he would help himself tremendously if he lightened up, costarred with an actress like Reese Witherspoon, or at least did a movie where his wife survives until the closing credits.

LMAO, what a joke!

Anonymous said...

Stay away from Witherspoon Leo!!!

Anonymous said...

That leaves us with one heartthrob who isn’t afraid to play to his strengths, and his abs. Can Taylor Lautner actually act?

Ramin Setoodeh, what the fuck are you smoking?

Anonymous said...

It was claimed Jake was too grief-stricken to make a statement, obviously he was well enough to do a photo op with the beard, her kids and their dogs.

I agree. The fauxmance was too important to Reeke to allow Heath's death to interfere with their plans.

Anonymous said...

OT. WTF at the collective jizzing of ONTD over JGL. Am I the only one that doesn't find him remotely attractive? He looks like a skinny teenager with wrinkles to me.

Anonymous said...

ONTD posters are mature beyond their years, they prefer brains over beauty! :)

Hillary Clinton Celebrates the Right of Americans to Marry Whomever They Want said...

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton extols each American's right to marry whomever they please in a discussion of daughter Chelsea's wedding:

"It says a lot about this wonderful experiment known as America, where we recognize the right that every single person has to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, and over the years so many of the barriers that prevented people from getting married — crossing lines of faith or color or ethnicity — have just disappeared."

Except, of course... (video)

Towleroad

Anonymous said...

Jake, can you please deliver one "Fuck you!" to Secretary of State Hillary Clinton? Thanks!

Jake said...

Jake, can you please deliver one "Fuck you!" to Secretary of State Hillary Clinton? Thanks!

Sorry, did you say something? My closet is also soundproof!

Anonymous said...

Fuck, fuck, fuck! Blogger refuses to post my comments. :(

12:43 PM said...

Damn!

Anonymous said...

Fuck, fuck, fuck! Blogger refuses to post my comments. :(

Blogger is being pissy today. I've had the same problem. :(

destiny said...

Isn't Ramin the guy who went after gay actors who play straight roles? I didn't think he was still at Newsweek.

I like JGL, I think he's attractive, maybe in an unconventional way.

Anonymous said...

Isn't Ramin the guy who went after gay actors who play straight roles? I didn't think he was still at Newsweek.

I had the same thought, destiny! If he didn't leave already, he needs to. He's an embarrassment.

I like JGL, I think he's attractive, maybe in an unconventional way.

I think JGL is very attractive (and a great actor). I've seen some of pics of him where he reminds me of Heath.

Anonymous said...

I agree 3:17-- in some pics they do look alike-- I think they have the same eyes.

I really think if they ever made a movie of Heath's life... JGL would be a good choice.

Plus I will always love him for 3rd Rock from the sun... one of the funniest shows ever!

Anonymous said...

By the time they will make a Heath biopic JGL will be too old, he's already 29.

LOL said...

Top Ten Celebrities written into Fanfic: Ian Somerhalder isn’t first?

If you’re writing fanfiction, there’s a good chance it involves Ian Somerhalder. And don’t lie about it, ’cause we have proof.

We don’t write fanfic, but we’ve certainly read some. There are some who write material only involving fictional characters, and other people write “RPF” which is real person fiction.

According to WattPad lots of celebrity-based stories are being penned, and they’ve made a list of the top ten. Ian Somerhalder clocks in at number five. Apparently Taylor Lautner’s abs are winning this thing.

Top Ten Celebrities in Fan Stories:

01. Taylor Lautner
02. Selena Gomez
03. Chace Crawford
04. Megan Fox
05. Ian Somerhalder
06. Dakota Fanning
07. Ashley Greene
08. Logan Lerman
09. Taylor Swift
10. Zac Efron

Anonymous said...

I think JGL is very attractive too. :)

Anonymous said...

Selena Gomez????? Dakota Fanning
????? I would never have guessed that, lol!

Anonymous said...

Plus I will always love him for 3rd Rock from the sun... one of the funniest shows ever!

Wasn't it? I love JGL in that. :)

Don't Judge Matt Bomer By His Book Cover said...

Congratulations to White Collar's Matt Bomer, whose cover appearance on 2003's The Rainbow Boys, by Alex Sanchez, lands him on the Huffington Post's list of "great books for gay teens."
The actor appears as Jason Carrillo, one of the book's three love triangle characters.

Queerty

destiny said...

Queerty and Bomer is like Ted and Toothy, they just don't let up. :-D

That Fanfic list is suprising, particularly since so much of fan fic includes slash and other erotic stories. Wonder how they did that survey and/or what sites they looked at.

Anonymous said...

Queerty and Bomer is like Ted and Toothy, they just don't let up. :-D

ITA :)

Florida Tom said...

Anonymous said...
I agree 3:17-- in some pics they do look alike-- I think they have the same eyes.

I really think if they ever made a movie of Heath's life... JGL would be a good choice.

Plus I will always love him for 3rd Rock from the sun... one of the funniest shows ever!



I loved how they were all so scared of Jello.


JGL is a very good actor. He should have been nominated for an Oscar for his role in "Mysterious Skin".

Anonymous said...

JGL is only 1 year older than Heath. If they plan on making a movie about Heath, they should hurry, JGL won't get any younger. He is 29 y/o.

destiny said...

Whenever I see pictures of Bomer I think he's nice looking but nothing special, it's almost as if he turned hot overnight. Don't know if that is just styling, etc., or if he just had to grow into his looks.

Anonymous said...

Don't know if that is just styling, etc., or if he just had to grow into his looks.

I think it's both.

Anonymous said...

Heath died only 2 1/2 years ago. Not enough time has passed, things are still too raw. Let his family and close friends mourn him in peace.

I don't think JGL is right for playing Heath, he's too short and thin. A lot of what was unique about Heath comes from his body and physicality. A younger, unknown actor who can capture that should play him IMO.

OT lol said...

Network executive's advice on Bristol Palin - Levi Johnston reality show: "Don't think we should do it. Neither of them have personalities."

Argentina said...

President Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner is expected to sign Argentina's gay marriage bill into law on Wednesday.

Anonymous said...

JGL = 17 February 1981

Heath = 4 April 1979

IA that JGL is too old to play Heath and someone younger should. But not now, some more years should pass.

Anonymous said...

Will Jake (as a character) be in the movie about Heath?

Anonymous said...

Duh!

Anonymous said...

It will be weird to watch.

Anonymous said...

Jake was Heath's co-star in one of Heath's most important films. Of course Jake will be featured.

Anonymous said...

Michelle should be played by Carey Mulligan (sp?).

Anonymous said...

Jake should be played by a younger, taller Tobey.

Anonymous said...

Queerty and Bomer is like Ted and Toothy, they just don't let up. :-D

LOL. So true.

Don't know if that is just styling, etc., or if he just had to grow into his looks.
I think it's both.


I think it's both, too :)

Anonymous said...

A movie about Heath's life?? Isn't that like the worst idea ever??? Not to mention the pile of BS that the producer will want to portrait as "the truth".

And, I think Heath was great, but.. not to make a film about him. He wasn't Ghandi or Napoleon, he was a good artist but not biopic material. What is in his life that can be piortraited on a movie?? IDK, I just hope they don't go for the drug problem issue :(

Anonymous said...

JGL is a very good actor. He should have been nominated for an Oscar for his role in "Mysterious Skin".

ITA, Jersey Tom. He chooses interesting roles, too. I read an interview recently where he said he was worried after 3rd Rock that he wouldn't be taken seriously as an actor.

Anonymous said...

What is in his life that can be piortraited on a movie??

Are you kidding? Heath left home early to try his hand at acting. Followed a woman to another continent when he was 17. Dated a few older ladies. Cheated on some. Played around. Did drugs. Maybe rentboys.

Career ups and downs. Refused to play the pretty boy. Went against the norm. Had hits and flops. Two iconic performances at only 28. Brilliant and fucked up.

His whole life was one reckless roller coaster. Huge potential, tragic ending for the boy with a heart of gold? Yeah, Hollywood will eat this up. Just wait.

An Indie Hit's Sex Message said...

In the new movie The Kids Are All Right, the lesbian couple played by Julianne Moore and Annette Bening watch male gay porn, and enjoy it. Jacob Bernstein explains the phenomenon.

There’s a scene early on in the new movie The Kids Are All Right when the lesbian couple played by Julianne Moore and Annette Bening decide to watch a porno movie. As the lights dim and they turn on their flat-screen TV, the action isn’t two luscious babes having sex. Rather, what they watch is two macho gay guys getting it on, on the hood of a car.

Confused? So are some who’ve seen the film.

“I wouldn’t have guessed lesbians would want to watch porn that didn’t have women,” said a straight woman who recently saw the Lisa Cholodenko comedy.

“I was totally confused,” said a gay man after seeing the film. “Why would a couple of lesbians want to watch us having sex?”

As it happens, lesbians liking male gay pornography is not an unknown phenomenon.

“I don’t do it, I don’t understand it, but I know so many dykes that watch gay porn,” said Ariel Levy, a writer for The New Yorker who has written on gender and sexuality for the magazine. “It’s definitely a thing.”

Levy directed me to her friend Alex (not her real name), who told me why she prefers watching gay male porn rather than straight pornography, or women with women. For one thing, she doesn’t find female porn stars attractive, no matter whether they’re starring in movies featuring men and women or girl-on-girl action. “There’s too much plastic surgery,” she said, adding that the women look “like cyborgs.” And the movies she watched were depressing. “It never seemed like they were having fun.”

Other lesbians who came of age in the feminist and post-feminist era told me that the role assigned to women in straight pornography was frequently in opposition with the ideal they strived for in their daily lives, making the movies hard to watch. Moreover, most of the pornography featuring lesbian action was actually made by straight men for straight men.

An Indie Hit's Sex Message said...

“Our feminism remains with us when we grab the remote,” said Tristan Taormino, a sex educator and producer of erotica. “So when there’s no women around, it… gives queer women the ability to get swept up in the action of the film without thinking, ‘Who is this woman? Is she having a good time? Is she coerced?’ With gay porn, for a second, we can go there and not think about politics and sexism… there’s something about removing women from the equation that’s freeing.”

She added: “You don’t have to want to have sex with a man to be attracted to masculinity in a specifically sexual context.”

Or as Mike Alvear, host of HBO’s The Sex Inspectors, wrote in a recent blog post: “They’re not so much looking at the players in the play, but the roles that they’re playing.”

Lesbian comedienne Kate Clinton agreed. She is not a viewer of man-on-man action, but knows many gay women who are. “I think it’s also an opportunity to watch a kind of role-playing that lesbians are into,” she said.

For Alex, there are also deeper, less politically correct, desires at work. “For me, it’s partly about wanting to have a cock,” she said. “I’ve always been fascinated by the hydraulics—if I had a dick, how would it work?”

Others think that particular fascination is largely metaphorical, a chance to see desire externalized, a point Julianne Moore’s character actually makes in the movie. “I have no sexual attraction to men,” said the comedienne Judy Gold. “But I think there’s something about seeing a penis become erect that’s a turn-on for lesbians. Because what are you going to do with a woman? Get a telescope and a sponge and a paper towel?”

A few lesbians I spoke to suggested that the members of the tribe who watch gay porn are in fact getting off on a fantasy, in which the man is subjugated and used in the way women frequently are. As Jen, another gay porn-loving lesbian, put it: “It’s a surrendering of male privilege. It throws a monkey wrench into the idea that women are receptacles.”

Clinton put it even more bluntly.

“It’s about power dynamics,” she said. “We’re so used to watching men in our lives wield power. Gay porn is an opportunity to watch them get f-----.”

The Daily Beast

Anonymous said...

“We’re so used to watching men in our lives wield power. Gay porn is an opportunity to watch them get fucked.”

Am I a lesbian for thinking the same way? :)

Anonymous said...

Sorry, that's not enough to be a lesbian! :)

Florida Tom said...

Anonymous said...
JGL is a very good actor. He should have been nominated for an Oscar for his role in "Mysterious Skin".

ITA, Jersey Tom. He chooses interesting roles, too. I read an interview recently where he said he was worried after 3rd Rock that he wouldn't be taken seriously as an actor.



I am sure Tom Hanks, George Clooney and Sally Fields said the same thing:-) Hopefully JGL will win an Oscar also.

Jake said...

What about meeee? No one roots for me to get an Oscar!

Anonymous said...

I am sure Tom Hanks, George Clooney and Sally Fields said the same thing:-)

LOL, exactly!

Hopefully JGL will win an Oscar also.

I'd love to see that :) I read that Chris Nolan wants him to play Riddler in his next Batman movie. When Nolan finds gifted actors, he likes to keep working with them.

Jake said...

Bunch of ol' bitches!

Anonymous said...

Jake said...
What about meeee? No one roots for me to get an Oscar!


LOL. Now, Jakey, don't whine. We rooted for you for BBM and I'm sure we will again when you give us another great performance. Maybe LAOD? (A little advice: When you're promoting it, NOT talking about your ass, your abs, your biceps, your chest, your merkin, what's under your merkin and how much time you spent naked will help you).

Anonymous said...

I'd love to see that :) I read that Chris Nolan wants him to play Riddler in his next Batman movie. When Nolan finds gifted actors, he likes to keep working with them.

Wow, that would be great. There's something very intriguing about JGL. :)

I know that there are lesbian women who enjoy slash. For me, there's no power dynamic - it's simply a matter of if one man is beautiful, two are even more beautiful, and it's erotic to see two men in a romance or having sex.

destiny said...

The power dynamic is definitely part of the appeal for me, plus I don't like lesbian scenes for all the reasons discussed in the article, or I should say the women in general.

Loved Mysterious Skin, JGL gives an amazing and gutsy performance in it. I have no idea if he is gay or straight, but another reason I like JGL is that he's not afraid to be gay-friendly, like giving an interview to the Advocate as part of Inception promotion.

I can't believe Mattbomerfan already has a clip up for the Do Something awards show he was on tonight on VHI. OMG, so hot in jeans that make him look soooo tall and lean. Love the way he wears the jeans, sneakers, then a dress shirt, tie and vest. Plus the glasses.

Anonymous said...

He's a gorgeous man, that's for sure. :)

Anonymous said...

Reeking and PoP were major waste of time.

Definitely.


Jake "raising" BT is the biggest waste of time, bar none.

Sorry, Beatty, but you'd be better off with a wolfpack than two career-obsessed, absent, lying, bearding dads. And Jake's rep and career would be far better off without this cringe-inducing Ted fic.

Between sticking Jake into Tom Cruise-level nutso territory with the BT item, praising him in the most patronizing manner, and, the rest of the time, focusing on his abs like Jake has nothing more to sell than a Kellan Lutz, Ted does more to make Jake ridiculous than anyone.

OK, we also do our share here, but who reads us? ;)

Anonymous said...

Are Toothy Tile and Grey Goose still together as a couple?
—Isobel
Dear Bashful Betty:
Yes. See, that wasn't so painful, was it?

Those words bear repeating every day. Just because we do not see them together does not mean they are not together.

Anonymous said...

Just because we do not see them together does not mean they are not together.

Also, just because we do not see their baby doesn't mean he doesn't exist.

Jake and Austin are living together in bliss with their toddler. Such a happy family.

Anonymous said...

Just because we do not see them together does not mean they are not together.

Boo, don't foret Boo. Just because we never see Boo, doesn't mean he isn't there.

Anonymous said...

Just because we do not see them together does not mean they are not together.

Heath and Jake. Just because we did not see them together...

Bears repeating.

Anonymous said...

Those words bear repeating every day. Just because we do not see them together does not mean they are not together.

What is the point of ignoring the FACTS?

Jake went to MV few weeks before Austin had to go back to filming OTH.
A couple with a kid would NEVER skip the chance for some family time.
A couple would NEVER skip the chance to be together before going back to work and being apart for months.

Austin said...

Its official!! Austin nichols will be replacing tom cruise in mission impossible 4. Wink wink
about 8 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

LordScottykins @AUS10NICHOLS they won't know what to do with someone whose tall and can act! they're used to a short nut.
about 8 hours ago
Retweeted by AUS10NICHOLS

Anonymous said...

LMAO @ Austin a better actor than Tom Cruise. Tom is crazy, yes, but he's also an underrated actor. Austin can only dream to be as good as Tom can be when he wants to.

Anonymous said...

Guys, be sincere - who would want Austin to be BT's father / parent? I wouldn't trust him with a pet turtle during hibernation!

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't trust him with a pet turtle during hibernation!

LOL

Anonymous said...

OT: mildly spooky JGL / HAL

- Joseph Gordon-Levitt participates in a harrowing "zero-gravity" dream sequence in Chris Nolan's Inception where his character floats through a hotel corridor battling security henchmen along the way. The actor managed the illusion with pulleys and wires (removed digitally later) which Nolan describes as "torture devices." "It was just about the most fun I've ever had on a movie set," reports Gordon-Levitt. "And it's also probably the most pain I've ever had."
- vancouversun.com

- Heath Ledger said that playing the Joker in Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight "was the most fun I’ve ever had, and probably will have, playing a character. It was hard stamina-wise. It was just a high-level of energy was needed, required every day but it was incredibly enjoyable.”
-Sydney Herald

Anonymous said...

Soooo?

Anonymous said...

Call Jake and tell him about your new discovery, 6:31 AM. Maybe he wants to have a go at JGL.

Anonymous said...

Why are you picking on 6:31 AM?

Jake said...

A little advice: When you're promoting it, NOT talking about your ass, your abs, your biceps, your chest, your merkin, what's under your merkin and how much time you spent naked will help you.

Hey, there's nothing left to talk about!

Warning!!! Bomer Post said...

Bomer at 2010 Do Something Awards - wearing glasses and ring :)

Jake said...

Cock tease!

Anonymous said...

Bomer comment: "I think he'd been wearing his ring on every public appearances for several months now (since the beginning of the year maybe). There's a rumor saying that they (Simon and him) got married during the blessed days of legal gay marriage in California"

Anonymous said...

Soooo?

Sooo, JGL is hot and anything he says or does is now commentable.

Bomer at 2010 Do Something Awards - wearing glasses and ring :)
ONTD comments - 109

JGL interviewed by Peter Travers. Man sings near the end of the video while playing the guitar!
ONTD comments - 1404

Do not refudiate JGL.

Anonymous said...

Maybe he wants to have a go at JGL.

HOT.

Anonymous said...

Bomer at 2010 Do Something Awards - wearing glasses and ring :)

Just for Destiny!

Jake said...

Maybe he wants to have a go at JGL.

mmmmm. sexy jewish motherf*cker

Rob Pattinson and Tom Sturridge said...

Rob and Tom continue to be attached at the hip.

Robert Pattinson and Tom Sturridge were spotted driving around in an old Chevy - July 17th, 2010

Anonymous said...

Rob and Tom continue to be attached at the hip.

RPatz and TomStu are only sexy when they're together.

Anonymous said...

ITA with this ONTD Inception comment.

and I have to say, Tom Hardy's lips were the only thing I could focus on in any scene he was in. So fine, Handsome Bob, so so fine.

Ted said...

RPatz and TomStu are only sexy when they're together.

Shut up!

8:22 PM and 7:37AM said...

8:09AM, I love JGL He reminds me of Heath sometimes and I think he's a tremendously gifted actor, besides being really attractive :) And I love Bomer, too :) I don't know what's up with the other posts - but it's all good to me.

Anonymous said...

Do not refudiate JGL.

Read to quickly - I just caught that. LMAO! Have you seen this?

Shakespalin

Anonymous said...

Sarah Palin's popularity is scary. Human stupidity is unlimited and she might end as US president.

destiny said...

Just for Destiny!

Thanks 8:14! That picture is a lot more interesting than my avatar.

And thanks as always to "Warning" for the ONTD link so I don't have to go looking for it.

I had wondered about the ring, forgot to look when I watched the video clip. I'm not sure I believe they got married in California as I think that would have meant a whirlwind romance and marriage, and not sure that would be the case when kids are involved, but you never know.

There's a DL thread from 2007 in which someone claims to know Bomer and says he's single, and Simon described himself as single in the article about surrogates that ran in early 2008 and was probably written in late 2007. I'm dying to know the story of how and when they met--maybe through White Collar????

destiny said...

JGL joined Rufus Wainright and his family in one of their Christmas shows in NYC a few years back. In addition to being part of the chorus on a few songs (not the Chrismas ones) He sang a Jewish song and played a small string instrument. He was good, and the song was beautiful.

destiny said...

Love the photos of Rob and Tom.

Ted actually did a post about Tom yesterday.

5 Things You need to know about RP's BFF

Anonymous said...

Why are you picking on 6:31 AM?

Because dumb post is dumb, there's nothing "mildly spooky" about those quotes.

Anonymous said...

JGL interviewed by Peter Travers. Man sings near the end of the video while playing the guitar!
ONTD comments - 1404


Does anyone have a link to this?

Also, he should never have worried about 3rd Rock and people not taking him seriously - that was an amazingly funny show - comedy is a unique talent, and he was a standout.

Ted said...

Five Things You Need to Know About R.Pattz BFF Tom Sturridge

The British actor has been spotted out on the town with pal R.Pattz (and K.Stew, too!) a number of times, but except for the occasional paparazzi swarm or shirt-swapping shenanigans, has been able to escape the Twilight-adjacent limelight.

K.Stew ain't the only gal pal to Tom and Rob. Tommy helped send the Robsten-addicts into a tizzy after he was spotted slipping out of a club with Kristen Stewart recently, as if a guy can't be friends with his buddy's GF (please). But K.Stew isn't the first babe the two have been spotted out on the town with, how very interesting. The two share an amiga in Camilla Belle, who in the past, both guys have been linked up with, romantically speaking, though neither coupling ever admitted to dating.

He got his latest part thanks to Rob. Speaking of Waiting for Forever, Tom can thank Rob for helping him land the role. See, the director of the film originally wanted R.Pattz himself to play the hopeless romantic lead—who wouldn't?—but when Tom found the script while crashing at Rob's place, he decided he could play the part better. And eventually the studio agreed.

He has no plans to work with Rob. While Tom may snatch scripts from Rob, he has no plans to team up with his friend in a film anytime soon. When asked on a German radio station whether he would work with Robert, Tom said, "I spend so much time with Rob already, I can't work with him, too!"

Anonymous said...

Does anyone have a link to this?

Here ya go. IA he is a standout :)

JGL interviewed by Peter Travers. Man sings near the end of the video while playing the guitar!

Anonymous said...

Does anybody love the line from inception that Tom Hardy's character says to JGL's character - "you shouldn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling". *swoon* :) And when JGL's tries to get Ellen Page's character to kiss him - "well it was worth a shot". :)

Anonymous said...

Thanks, 10:24! :)

Anonymous said...

That was lovely. I always like Peter Travers' interviews. JGL has a folksinger quality to his voice, and a nice, gently rough quality to it. Thanks again 10:24!

Anonymous said...

Why is MW so ugly again? I thought the ugly duck-face DC days are long over? Good thing she's a good actress and doesn't have to rely on her looks. She's not aging well.

film set

Jake said...

Maybe he wants to have a go at JGL.

No prepubescent boys for me! I want to be able to sit on my man without breaking him into pieces. Sorry, Joe!

Huffington Post said...

The Most Homoerotic Sports Photos Ever Taken

Anonymous said...

Thanks again 10:24!

You're welcome :) JGL is adorable.

Anonymous said...

Are Toothy Tile and Grey Goose still together as a couple?
—Isobel

Dear Bashful Betty:
Yes. See, that wasn't so painful, was it?

And when do they see each other?
I'm sorry, but I don't believe this.

^ it's total bullshit. Jake and Austin are no more than friends now. if want to be pulled around by the nose with Ted's silly post go ahead. but he is the blame for this lame couple-daddy-ship. Some fans are just needy for this to be true. What Jake and Austin had in the past, if they had anything is over now. there is nothing wrong with staying friends after it's over.

THR said...

Has Jerry Bruckheimer lost his touch?

Anonymous said...


JGL interviewed by Peter Travers. Man sings near the end of the video while playing the guitar!


Thanks for that. It's great he landed the role in Inception. His name will be much better known after the film, I think. :)

Anonymous said...

"you shouldn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling"

and

"well it was worth a shot"

I don't see what's about this bleak, standard Hwood dialogue that makes you swoon. There's not much creativity, originality etc.

Anonymous said...

You'd have to see it in the context of the movie.

Anonymous said...

Jake said...
I want to be able to sit on my man


LOL

Anonymous said...

Why is MW so ugly again? I thought the ugly duck-face DC days are long over?

Huh? Michelle looks fine.

Anonymous said...

LOL

Ang Lee should have filmed a scene like this and put it in the movie. Bummer.

Anonymous said...

IA, BBM love scenes were too tame considering the hype. Even Milk had better sex scenes.

Anonymous said...

BBM love scenes are hot and beautiful. Milk? No way, not even close.

Anonymous said...

I'm not talking as a slash fan but as a moviegoer, Jack and Ennis have too many clothes on during the love scenes IMO and consequently the scenes feel too sterile. Sex was a big part of their relationship, if you read the short story. I think the little intimacy is the only flaw of BBM. Van Sant wasn't afraid to show some skin (not much, still) in his movie.

The biggest sex organ? Your brain! said...

I would love tons of sex scenes and naked Jack and Ennis, but the first night in the tent sex scene was hotter than 100 suns and not seeing them naked made it even hotter.

Ted said...

Bitch-Back! Leonardo DiCaprio, Father Figure?

Dear Ted:
Leonardo DiCaprio recently said he would want to become a father somewhere in the future. What are your thoughts on the ETA of that child? Months, years, or should we think in decades?
—Bastiaan

Dear DiPregnant:
Unless he knocks up a one-night stand, Leo's got some time before he fathers a beautiful (you know it's gonna be) child. He's gotta find a real steady lady first! True, that honey could be his on-again, off-again GF, Bar. And remember, an Israeli nationalist organization urged the stunning model not to marry Leo because he's not Jewish—and you know what we all do when people tell us what to do, the exact opposite! That said, don't forget, sweet ‘n' sexy Leo's not really a settle-down guy, even if he does at times profess to be otherwise. Think more George Clooney, less Brad Pitt.


Dear Ted:
I'm afraid my rescue kitty, Asher, and I don't ride the Twilight train. Our fave young actors are Ellen Page and Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Both lovely, both oozing talent, both nonstandard Hollywood. Love 'em. Any interesting newsy bits on either?
—Grey

Dear Up-and-Comers:
Let me guess. You saw Inception and now you want the two of them to date, right? Well so does the rest of the world. Frankly, I think the two would be perfect for each other. Now we wait! For, like, forever. Get it?


Dear Ted:
Ever since I laid eyes on Cristiano Ronaldo, he always seemed off to me. But then I heard he's becoming a father by taking the Ricky Martin route and it all made sense to me now. Why would a good-looking guy like him (who has millions of girls chasing after him) ever consider taking that route if he wanted kids?
—Cali

Dear Ronaldo McDonaldo:
Kid-friendly Cristy might not have any other options, you forget. Lots of celebs do things that seem totally normal to personal, private people, but unorthodox or unexpected when in the public eye.


Dear Ted:
Recently you've dropped a crumb or two about Judas Jack-Off and Dashed Dingle-Dream. Are my fave gay couple back together in any way? I would love to hear that this couple have real love for each other and want to be together no matter what. Am I dreaming an impossible dream? I also long for Britney and Justin to reunite—what are my odds for each couple?
—Bella

Dear Romance Bookie:
You want odds? Odds are not bad for Judas and Dashed (they never really split, sweetheart, they're just eternally messy together), and 1,000,000:1 for B and J. Hey, here's to dreaming, though.


Dear Ted:
Regarding your latest B.V. on Parrish Maguire, I don't get it. Why wouldn't someone blab to the press about these parties? They're afraid to tell because they will get booted from parties where the only connection is fleeting, lasts about two hours and may give you an STD? And this small bastardization of what life as gay men could be satisfies them? No one yearns for anything more, like a real relationship? A real family that reflects who they really are? Wow. I just don't get it, and I hope I never do. May I be "uncool" forever!
—Jeff

Dear Party Pooper:
Power to you, Jeff. It's true—the guys at these shindigs have less self-respect than most. But I don't think you understand how truly amazing these parties are. They're a young gay's fantasy! Besides, what good will blabbing to the press do you? You think anyone's gonna care about the guy who outs Mr. X or Mr. Y? Better enjoy the booze and boys, rather than the 15 seconds of fame you'll get for opening your mouth.

Anonymous said...

Frankly, I think the two would be perfect for each other. Now we wait! For, like, forever. Get it?

They would be perfect for each other if Joseph Gordon-Levitt was a girl!

Anonymous said...

And remember, an Israeli nationalist organization urged the stunning model not to marry Leo because he's not Jewish—and you know what we all do when people tell us what to do, the exact opposite!

Come on Ted, no need to insult Leo's intelligence.

Anonymous said...

Leo's intelligence.

With all due respect for Leo as an actor, he has an intensity as actor that I like, but he sure doesn't seem very intelligent. That said, I doubt he's gonna marry Bar.

Anonymous said...

Bar is beautiful, isn't she?

Anonymous said...

Bar is beautiful, isn't she?

Prettier than Giselle, that's for sure.

Anonymous said...

With all due respect for Leo as an actor, he has an intensity as actor that I like, but he sure doesn't seem very intelligent.

Only an idiot would care what Israeli nationalist organization thinks about his marriage plans.

Anonymous said...

Dear Ronaldo McDonaldo:
Kid-friendly Cristy might not have any other options, you forget. Lots of celebs do things that seem totally normal to personal, private people, but unorthodox or unexpected when in the public eye.


Huh? What is Ted saying?

Anonymous said...

Only an idiot would care what Israeli nationalist organization thinks about his marriage plans.

I agree with that.

Anonymous said...

...but he sure doesn't seem very intelligent.

I caught an interview he did with NPR the other day and he was quite articulate and spoke about Chris Nolan and Inception with a lot of depth. He sure didn't come across as a dim bulb to me :)

Anonymous said...

With all due respect for Leo as an actor, he has an intensity as actor that I like, but he sure doesn't seem very intelligent.

What'd ya give 'im a friggin' IQ test from ya computah, or what?

Anonymous said...

Has Jerry Bruckheimer lost his touch?

Bruckheimer always will be beloved in the Magic Kingdom for producing three "Pirates" pics that have rung up a mind-bending $2.75 billion in global boxoffice, and a 3D fourquel is set to hit theaters in May. Bruckheimer is now lensing "Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides" in Hawaii.

But the "Sorcerer's" misfire follows poor theatrical runs by May opener "The Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time," July 2009 release "G-Force" and February 2009's "Confessions of a Shopaholic." Some wonder if Bruckheimer's development projects on the Disney lot will get produced.

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