Don't mess with texas beaches, mutha f#*ka. http://bit.ly/b4wxOl *slaps forehead* Yeah that's a scary threat, there, isn't it? He is one tough dude with his mutha f#*ka talk, lol.
Is Austin dumb or am I dumb for not understanding his wit and humor?
AfterElton: When Will Bisexual Chic Hit Men? http://ht.ly/181kev
by Brent Hartinger
This is getting ridiculous.
Last week, singer-songwriter Vanessa Carlton came out as bisexual, making her the 500,000th female celebrity to label herself as such, including such major stars as Lady Gaga, Anna Paquin, Fergie, Christina Aguilera and Megan Fox, who all recently also deemed themselves bisexual.
And an additional zillion other female celebrities, from Janet Jackson to Madonna to Denise Richards, have embraced bisexual themes in their work, regardless of their own stated sexual orientations. Not surprisingly, there’s a corresponding wave of teen and twentysomething girls and women following these celebrities out of the bisexual closet – or at least flirting with the concept. There’s even a name for it: bisexual chic.
When will bisexual chic hit the guys? Very, very soon, I predict. But more on that in a moment.
True, a number of male celebrities have identified as bisexual over the years, notably Alan Cumming, Mika, and Andy Dick. And The Real World’s Mike Manning and writer Christopher Hitchens both made headlines recently by declaring their own bisexual leanings.
But let’s face it: male bisexuality doesn’t have nearly the same degree of visibility or cultural cache in American culture that female bisexuality does. The term “bisexual chic” is, of course, kind of demeaning, implying that bisexuality is something someone is embracing because it’s chic or trendy.
Who knows? Maybe that does describe a few celebrities, although it’s hard to see how that’s different from gay people pretending to be straight in order to win cultural approval – something that’s far, far more widespread.
Creatively accounting has nothing to do with whether a movie is considered a success. POP is a failure by any standard. The latest Twilight movie made just about as much money in the past 6 days as POP has made since it opened, and Twilight still hasn't opened in some of the bigger markets in Europe yet.
raaaaachel: Samuel L Jackson and Grace Kelly are in my kitchen. Jake Gyllenhaal sneeking in there too.... #crazydoglady http://twitpic.com/2301tz 5 minutes ago
But let’s face it: male bisexuality doesn’t have nearly the same degree of visibility or cultural cache in American culture that female bisexuality does.
No one cares about woman's bisexuality as long as the woman is with a man + men like girl on girl action.
Allowing that pipe to continue leaking does the same thing as leaving osama bin laden alive. They need an enemy to constantly fight about 2 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
If they don't have an enemy, they wont be able to get their legislation through. The oil is a smoke screen for them to get shit done. about 1 hour ago via web
Also, without an enemy to fight, WE might realize that we dont need them as much as we thought. about 1 hour ago via web
It looks like Cameron talked about the 3D release at the 100th birthday party for Gloria Stuart, who played the older Rose in the film. While it's not a direct quote, the article said:
...said the director, who's converting the blockbuster into 3-D for re-release in April 2012, the 100th anniversary of the ship's sinking.
Jake has never seemed like the brightest either. Remember all that big brother government nonsense during Rendition, and enjoying the slaughtering of pigs? Maybe they are equals in that deparment. Plus I bet Austin is hung like a horse. There was a rather impressive screen cap from JFC of Austin in a wetsuit.
AbovBroknDreams: @kirstiealley I see you worked with Jakey Gyllenhaal...is he as much of a doll as he seems to be? When does Nailed come out anyway? 30 minutes ago
Richard Laermer is a Hollywood Publicist extraordinaire and fame-maker to the stars (and to regular folks, too).
Listen as Richard and I dish on the gender preferences of Jake Gyllenhaal. Do women repel him? Does he look straight or not? Is he or is he not with Reese “Motherspoon”? And why IS he “growing his beard”?
And what about Richard’s close personal friend Ariana Huffington – who would be a movie star if only we could understand a word she said and if she could say it without sing-songing it. Marvel as we ask the provocative question: Which cast-member of Gilligan’s Island is Ariana: Ginger or MaryAnn – or perhaps the Professor?
That and more on this episode of All Things Considered from National Lunatic Radio.
Matt Bomer and Tim DeKay — the duo who play ex-con Neal Caffrey and FBI agent Peter Burke on USA’s White Collar — always seem to be having so much fun together on the show’s New York City set. And besides singing on set [link], it sounds like Matt and Tim are always up to something.
“I don’t let Tim look at me unless we’re shooting,” Matt joked during a call with reporters today.
“It’s just better for me, that way I know the rule,” Tim laughed. “Matt will have production assistants come up to me and remind me ‘Mr. Bomer doesn’t want you looking at him until they call action.’”
“Tim is my life coach, he doesn’t know it though,” Matt went on. Then, turning serious he added, “There aren’t many days where we’re not laughing pretty hard.”
The on-set camaraderie will undoubtedly translate on screen, with second season of White Collar debuting next Tuesday, July 13. “It’s two guys who have a mutual respect for each other, who have a lot of differences but who compensate for their differences in ways and at the end of the day always have a good time together,” Matt said of Neal’s onscreen relationship with Peter.
During the call, Matt also addressed questions about his personal life [link], which have made their way into the blogosphere recently. “My personal life is a source of incredible happiness for me but it’s just that, it’s personal,” he told reporters. “It’s not for me to hawk or shop around…and plus it could never live up to the amazing mythology that everyone online has created for me. So I’ll keep mum about it.”
I just *cannot* get over how much he looks like Henry Cavill and Wes Bentley. He's like their lovechild! I looked up and now his imdb resume and I've never seen him before but good gracious he's a perfect mix of those two.
HIM AND HENRY CAVILL NEED TO DO A MOVIE/MINISERIES/TV SHOW TOGETHER can you imagine the hours spent in front of the tv staring at them if such a thing was to happen? *drool*
TITANIC on 3-D? Who wants to see people dying,screaming and drowing like that? And in the anniversary of the accident date? Is that supposed to be some kind of tribute for the victims?
NateCosboom: If Jake Gyllenhaal had the same hair in Brokeback Mountain that he had in Prince of Persia, would Ennis have found him more attractive? 9 minutes ago
My personal life is a source of incredible happiness for me but it’s just that, it’s personal,” he told reporters. “It’s not for me to hawk or shop around…and plus it could never live up to the amazing mythology that everyone online has created for me. So I’ll keep mum about it.”
Okay, while I one thousand percent agree with the hawk and shop (love that description), it's really the old privacy argument that glass closet gays make. However, it is very eloquently said, also like the bit about not destroying the mythology. At least Bomer is not going on about every bit of his personal life ala Latifah and Cooper, and then clamming up when it comes to the sexuality question. So he's consistent.
Still love him, still think he's pushing boundaries in his own way, and making it clearer than most for all to see if they want. And he supports gay charities, plays, etc.
did anyone see the new vampire movie? about 3 hours ago via web
#Eclipse. ??? Is that the name? about 3 hours ago via web
Haha!! I like messin with yall. That was a joke. I think about a Gabillion people saw it. Edward makes my heart flutter. about 3 hours ago via web
well #jacob and #bella also make my heart flutter. If I saw all three of them I would ask if i could rip their clothes off about 3 hours ago via web
It would be the most outrageous #vampire #werewolf foursome the world has ever seen. And in the end, I would devour them all. HAHA!!! about 3 hours ago via web
At least Bomer is not going on about every bit of his personal life ala Latifah and Cooper, and then clamming up when it comes to the sexuality question. So he's consistent.
I wish him a lot of success and I'm curious how press and Matt will handle this issue in the future.
He is, but stupid tweets like And in the end, I would devour them all. HAHA!!! are turning everything into meaningless jokes you expect to hear from silly teenagers.
IMO if Jake/Jack had the POP hair and body in BBM he would have topped Heath/Ennis.
Have you ever heard of a script? So if Jack looks bigger all of a sudden Ennis will let him top him? Ennis was much too closed off to bottom, at least when he was young, especially as he was played in the film.
Long hair and buff body does not a top make. Both in the movie and the short story Jack had more muscle on him but Ennis was the top. That, too, is part of the psychology of clenched as a tight fist character Ennis Del Mar. Proulx wrote him (and Jack) like she did for a reason.
lillian_egypt @AUS10NICHOLS Dude, I think someone put drugs in your weed... LOL about 9 hours ago via web in reply to AUS10NICHOLS Retweeted by AUS10NICHOLS and 9 others
I like that Austin isn't afraid to joke around or to say whatever he thinks. Better than the scripted life that Jake has been leading.
lol @ the notion that Austin is being so open and honest. Please. Bearding is the definition of afraid and scripted. Tweeting juvenile nonsense doesn't make him brave.
Dear Ted: I just read Melissa Etheridge is acting like a douche in her split with Tammy. No spousal support? After she quit her career to take care of her kids? Seriously? Ever since they split and since reading how she's been acting toward Tammy, I have zero respect for her now. An inch away from a deadbeat mom. Call her out on this! —Sunny
Dear Ex-Post-Effed ‘Em: Sure, Melissa and Tammy's split might not be the most cordial because of flaws on both sides, of course, but they are a couple just like any other twosome, and some people don't always part on the best terms. As for the children, both ladies can put their problems with each other aside to make sure the kids are well taken care of. Melissa won't let any hostility get in the way of that.
It's taken nine weeks of deliberation, and hearing from religious leaders and gay advocates, and now Hawaii Gov. Linda Lingle has decided — on the last possible day — the fate of the state's civil unions bill, House Bil 444: It's a no.
Lingle is vetoing the bill, effectively killing its chances as House leadership acknowledged they don't have the votes to override her veto; the Senate reportedly does. Lingle announced her decision today at 3pm local time at a press conference. Signing the bill would have added Hawaii to to the list of states with civil union laws, which include California, Nevada, New Jersey, Oregon and Washington.
A civil union "is essentially 'marriage' by another name," Lingle says, adding, "I want to be clear that my personal opinion is not the basis" for her decision; Lingle does not personally believe gay marriage should be legal. There is no piece of legislation she has thought "more deeply about" than HB 444, but ultimately it is voters and not lawmakers who should have the final say, she says.
I just read the first script for OTH season 8. There is a big surprise... Wanna know? about 13 hours ago via web
I cant tell. I would get fired. Or sued. Or possibly bumped off. Warner Brothers and CW are like Don Corleone and Tony Soprano combined. about 13 hours ago via web
That would be like scoring a goal for the wrong team in the World Cup. When I go back to North Carolina, next week, I would be assassinated. about 13 hours ago via web
It's taken nine weeks of deliberation, and hearing from religious leaders and gay advocates...
Why should anyone be listening to "religious" leaders about a House bill? Religious views should play no part in legislation.
"I want to be clear that my personal opinion is not the basis" for her decision
Please. And the idea that it needs to be decided by "the people" is insulting. So if the majority of voters decided that we should abolish a women's right to vote, that would be okay with her? How about if the majority of voters decided that it would be illegal for people of different races to marry? Would that be okay, too?
idk, TMI about your catheter is it's own brand of stupid. What's stupid about it?
LOL. Fine, it's not stupid. It's deep and mature and thoughtful and enlightening. Geez, I wasn't trying to start a debate, but I guess I forgot for a second: Everything is analyzed to death here - even stupid things like the meaning of stupid :D
Awwwww, don't be like that, Lindsay is a nice but troubled girl :)
I disagree, she's dumb trash. Too much money and lack of brains, on top of that, can spoil a young person and this happened to her. It's good she'll be in prison for the next months. That's where she belongs.
11:32 AM - fingers crossed for Jake to meet the right man SOON!
Jake needs to get back on track professionally and personally. Austin is a pretentious fool. You can only laugh about his silliness, but what is sad is, he actually seems to believe he's so smart. LOL. I hope Jake's next love interest is down to earth and really intelligent. We'll see.
LOL, Jake attended Hohan's 2005 birthday with then companion Kiki.
That was five years ago.
Maybe he should keep away from trash(Hohan)
???? Again, that was five years ago. And he hasn't been hanging around Kirsten for a long time, either, so I don't get this statement. And Reese has nothing to do with Lohan or Kirsten.
I wonder if some of those hidden doozies have to do with his 10 second marriage to Renee Z.
Dear Ted: I've heard some things about Kenny Chesney that make me think he definitely has a few secrets to keep. Am I right? —Country Curious
Dead Knocking Cowboy Boots: Oh yeah, babe! I've told you before that these country folks have as many (if not more) skanky secrets than their T-town equivalents, and Kenny is near the top of that list. Boy, does he have some doozies hidden under that ten-gallon hat.
Reese is phony, manipulative, shrewd, hypocritical, obsessed with her image and she would kill for attention - but she's not dumb and she hasn't let alcohol and drugs derail her career like Lohan and Dunst.
Reese is this typical fair-haired/skinned, simple-minded chick from Southern USA (South-East in her case) who thinks she's better than anyone and who doesn't notice that people actually don't take them seriously and are amused/annoyed by their simple-mindedness. She was definitely the wrong famewhoring partner for Jake. He seems to be more open-minded and better informed about other coutries, mentalities and regarding general knowledge. He also seems curious and for a Hollywood actor quite smart (in comparison with most of them at least). What a mismatch!
And the idea that it needs to be decided by "the people" is insulting.
Human rights should never, ever be a matter of the popular vote. So many rights that we wouldn't have, starting with free speach and religion. As far as I know, only the District of Columbia seems to recognize that as a principle.
Jake needs to get back on track professionally and personally. Austin is a pretentious fool.
Not a fan of Austin's frat boy humor, but it's not any worse than Jake sticking his finger down his throat on the Jonathan Ross show. Or talking about how every man needs to find the right woman. Or how about the Reese ass poke?
Sounds to me like they're kind of alike in the brains and humor department.
What Jake and Austin both need to do is grow up and keep it classy. But I haven't seen any evidence from either one on that front. Already cringing at the thought of what we're going to get for LAOD.
Hawaii Gov. Linda Lingle Says 'NO' to Civil Unions
Queerty comment:
what pisses me off the most about this is that Lingle herself is a lesbian. A BIG ONE!!!! Closeted as she may be, Hawaii isn't that big and people see AND talk…she's disgusting as a human being. Here's an idea everyone in here should call her office and let her know that by fucking us, she's inadvertently fucked Hawaii's economy, call her at (808) 586-0034, (808) 586-0221 or (808) 586-0222 or fill up her email box at governor.lingle@hawaii.gov
Sounds to me like they're kind of alike in the brains and humor department.
At least Jake is smart enough to not tweet silly thoughts.
I don’t know this is in my head:
I find it interesting that when there is no Reese, there are fewer pictures of Jake. Reese really ran the PR show. I think when Heath died it really hit him hard and he let Reese control everything. I have a feeling that he wasn’t part of the planned pictures of them hiking days later. I wouldn’t be shocked that he was medicated. His annoyed looked came later, when he was weened off them and then he had enough of the PR. It would also explain some of his moodiness; I’ve had friends come off anti-depressants and they got cranky for a while.
I do think he spent time with her kids and enjoyed them. I bet he got along with Reese at the beginning, but she must be a bit much after a while. I won’t forget the picture of him taking a picture of Ava at the end of the MV race. Showed honest emotions. I bet they “lasted” longer because of the kids.
No one cares about woman's bisexuality as long as the woman is with a man + men like girl on girl action.
From reading this blog a OMG, women like man on man action also. Who would've thought?
And believe it or not some people only think women can be bisexual? Men are only straight or gay is the mindset of too many gay men/boys. This seems to be why so many men who have interest in both sexes won't admit it. But the bisexual women "must" be pretty women and preferably blonde. Otherwise, society and everyone else will reject them and belittle them. Go figure.. American hypocritical bullshit and double standards at it's best, and some gays conform to this mindset also.
He had to spend time with her kids. Would make him heartless if he didn’t grow attached to them. He was seen out and about with them when she was filming.
I bet he got along better with Ava because she was old enough enough to understand. The boy was too young to understand and probably wasn’t happy about him being there.
Ugh, the Reese talk is depressing. That was so wrong in so many ways. Bomer always cheers me up. I'm fine with him keeping his "private life" private because he's not lying, he's not a hypocrite and, as I mentioned before, his glass closet is nice and clean and Windexed :) Did someone mention grown-up and classy? I think he's both in this interview.
“You will never hear me complain about stardom,” Leo shared according to the Sydney Morning Herald. “I would make myself nauseous if I complained about anything. My theory is, if you don’t like stardom and all the attention that goes along with it, then get out of this business.”
You know, I'm kinda ambivalent re. Leo as actor and personality, but he's right about that. Leo could have told that to his former co-star Michelle W. who is beyond annoying with her constant complaining about stardom. You don't like it? Get out of the business!
I remember a quote by Ryan Gosling who said, if he didn't like the attention he wouldn't work as a Hollywood actor. It's refreshing that there aren't just famewhores or drama queens, who complain about fame 24/7, in Hollywood, but people who try to live their lives as normal as possible and accept the downside of their job. A great job that earns them shitload of cash (if they made it).
^^You wear the clothes of the best designers, have a few houses, millions of dollars in your bank-account, but complain and coplain. I don't have sympathy for that, at all.
We just came across this Reuters story published over the weekend, providing the blow-by-blow in the race between Tyson Gay and Walter Dix. "Tired Gay succumbs to Dix in 200 meters" Who knew Reuters had it in them?
I think Michelle took very hard the intromission of the media in her life after Heath died. It must be very uncorfortable to be in pain and knowing that a camera can take that moment and put it in a cover. During movies-promos she looks shy but not annoyed.
But i totally believe she choose fame. She accepts possing on fashion rags covers not in American Cinema magazine.
And how "funny" it is, she says not wanting to share thoughts about Heath but she agrees to mention him in exchange for an interview.... I wonder if the editors would be interested in her if she decides NOT talking about Heath AT ALL.
But i totally believe she choose fame. She accepts possing on fashion rags covers not in American Cinema magazine.
Michelle has a weakness for fashion. Check out her pictures, she is such a fashion victim, she always wears the newest stuff on the market. I think she secretly enjoys some of the attention, but probably feels the need to prove how she's not in the business for fame, so she complains in every interview about it. If she hates the downside of being a Hollywood actress and just wants to act, well then she should do theater. She's a big, ol hypocrite IMO. She was not much liked before Heath died, now she enjoys the sympathy card and coupled with her proving to be a good actress recently, her popularity went up.
Pilot Kelson: Pop Quiz. Jack Hayes: No. Pilot Kelson: Come on. It's a quick one. Jack Hayes: Go. Pilot Kelson: What is 1,056 dicks? Jack Hayes: A lot of dicks. Pilot Kelson: Beep. Perfect Score. Gold star!
You guys are killing me! I can't pop open all those links because there are too many people interrupting me at work today, including our computer tech guy who is trying to fix a problem with my computer. LOL, it's a good thing he didn't pop in while I was taking a quick look at the links put up by "Matt Boner"--which also left me barely able to form a sentence.
Shit. Another earthquake in Southern California. 5.9 in desert near Palm Springs. Everyone felt it from San Diego to LA. Wasn't too bad but the shaking lasted a long time, at least 10 seconds (a long time during a quake!)
Kimmayyy: RT Don't forget to vote for Jake Gyllenhaal for everything at #TeenChoiceAwards! - http://www.teenchoiceawards.com #TCA #PrinceofPersia :) about 5 hours ago
#HuffPost Huff? Post? Sounds like a newspaper to roll your joint with. Or a newspaper for glue sniffers. about 16 hours ago via web
Vote for @aus10nichols for a teen choice award and he will ride that surfboard in real waves about 15 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Oh shit. @aus10nichols is not nominated. Haha. :) about 15 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
If only we could get the cast of #twilight and the #worldcup soccer players to mate. Ahhh the babies they would make about 12 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
My crab funeral service business was about to go under until about 76 days ago. THANKS BP!! All my Cemetery plots are booked!!! about 1 hour ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Ellen DeGeneres Now Free to Turn 99% of Americans Into LesbiansJuly 08, 2010 6:20 am
She really will be the next Oprah: Warner Bros. has secured syndication deals for Ellen DeGeneres' daytime talk show that will put her in 99 percent of America's homes in 2011-12 and, so far, 85 percent for the following season. And with that I leave you with a preview of what else is to come: (video)
June 20, 2010 ... As for appealing to a new generation of eight-year-olds, he says: “I want those kids man, kids are the coolest thing!
“God I’m getting so Buddhist now but it’s all about the energy of people and I love children, I love the energy of children. That’s the reason I made this movie. That’s the energy I’m starting to really love and trying to incorporate into my life.”
Given his reputation as a dramatic actor, Jake’s aware some people will find his casting a curious choice but his take on it is simple: “If you think about what other people are thinking all the time, you’ll become paralysed. I think it’s more important to think, ‘Well, what would I like to do?’ and if people respond, they do, and if they don’t, they don’t.” ...
Given Prince of Persia’s themes of fate and destiny, does he believe in ‘The One’?
“‘The one’ meaning ‘the one great movie’, that’s what you mean, right?” he deadpans.
“Oh… a lady!” he says in mock surprise. “Do you know what I believe in? I believe in carnation and reincarnation. I believe it’s sometimes a daily thing, a weekly thing, where we reincarnate and become different people and change in our days, in our weeks, in our years. I mean I’m not the same person I was even when we made this movie,” he says.
And the idea of ‘The One’? “I do believe in soul mates and I think that destiny has something to do with that, yeah,” he says with a wry smile.
The bf and I just finished dining at an English pub with some real great guys who are down-to-earth, and although connected, nice and sincere.
One of the guys (from LA) works non-profit but has friends who are well connected. One is a vp of pr for some firm/talent agency (he named 3 big ones, this was one)....
Anyway, as with all our LA friends, when they come to visit we ask the norms: is Tom Cruise perceived to be fucked up in LA (yes, he is), do you think he's gay (everyone does, it seems)....and then the conversation went to Zac Efron and Chace Crawford a la "whose dick would you suck".
Response: well considering one is gay, his. Chace Crawford's. The tables "oohs and aahhh" led me to state, "are you sure, how do you know?" to which the response was "in Morocco, we saw him stumble out of a bar, holding hands with a guy and he later kissed him on the mouth".
It's gossip fellas. Have at it. BTW, the pic of him with the football in the link SCREAMS gay to me.
Hey "Austin" at 4:39, you obviously copied and pasted Austin's recent tweets--how come you cut one out? This tweet:
Just almost had a wreck with a delorean. I think marty and the doc were. Drunk. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Now why is that? You couldn't have missed it if you cutting and pasting the tweets, unless you were doing them one at a time--highly unlikely. It came after the Twilight and soccer players mating, and before the crab cemetery joke.
Were you hoping that if you reposted all his tweets, except that one, nobody would bother to read his actual Twitter page?
And why is that you don't want people talking about that one? Is it because OMG's post on Tuesday had a picture from Back to the Future of the Delorean, Doc and Marty? Funny coincidence, no?
OK, Austin is curious about what people think about him. So?
Because someone is always insisting Jake and Austin don't care what is said on OMG and WFT2 and that they would never ever do anything because of what is said here.
I post only "funny" and stupid tweets.
Well, at least you agree it wasn't done to be funny and that it's not stupid.
It's pretty strong evidence that Austin looks at OMG; bet he also looks at WFT2.
I'm sure J&A believers will find a way to turn that into Jake and Austin are married, have kids and use Internet to hide the fact that they are spending all their time together :)
Because someone is always insisting Jake and Austin don't care what is said on OMG and WFT2 and that they would never ever do anything because of what is said here.
I'm sure Jake and Austin would never ever do anything because of what is said here: their fauxmances + more idiotic tweets from Austin = proof enough for me.
Two openly gay actors, Neil Patrick Harris and Jesse Tyler Ferguson, have been nominated in the supporting actor category. Eric Stonestreet, who is straight, was also nominated for his role as the gay partner of Jesse Tyler Ferguson's character on "Modern Family."
OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A COMEDY Chris Colfer (Glee) Neil Patrick Harris (How I Met Your Mother) Jesse Tyler Ferguson (Modern Family) Jon Cryer (Two and A Half Men) Eric Stonestreet (Modern Family) Ty Burrell (Modern Family)
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Can't blame studios too much for creativity in accounting, some actors are shamelessly overpaid.
ReplyDeleteThe real question - can creative accounting turn PoP into a box office success?
ReplyDeleteDon't mess with texas beaches, mutha f#*ka. http://bit.ly/b4wxOl
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Yeah that's a scary threat, there, isn't it? He is one tough dude with his mutha f#*ka talk, lol.
Is Austin dumb or am I dumb for not understanding his wit and humor?
skyintheclouds: jake gyllenhaal only has 2 expressions: fuck me and fuck me harder
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Fingers crossed that LAOD will be a success for Anne and Jake.
Our dear Jake needs a good movie again. Hopefully LAOD will be.
Fingers and toes crossed!
ReplyDeleteFingers and toes crossed!
ReplyDeleteYou're right, better toes too. ;)
1:09 PM - Jake, is that you?
ReplyDeleteabh83: I wonder about this all the time. RT @AfterElton: When Will Bisexual Chic Hit Men? http://ht.ly/181kev
ReplyDeleteredcoloredstars: @abh83 I truly hope this writer is correct and this will happen very soon!
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redcoloredstars: @abh83 I'm hoping Jake Gyllenhaal and James Franco will start the trend...individually or with each other.
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Straight men, sex with men blog:
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ReplyDeleteIt should be confused men, sex with men blog.
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ReplyDeleteIs Austin dumb or am I dumb for not understanding his wit and humor?
ReplyDeleteLet me put it this way - I don't think you're dumb ;)
AfterElton: When Will Bisexual Chic Hit Men? http://ht.ly/181kev
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This is getting ridiculous.
Last week, singer-songwriter Vanessa Carlton came out as bisexual, making her the 500,000th female celebrity to label herself as such, including such major stars as Lady Gaga, Anna Paquin, Fergie, Christina Aguilera and Megan Fox, who all recently also deemed themselves bisexual.
And an additional zillion other female celebrities, from Janet Jackson to Madonna to Denise Richards, have embraced bisexual themes in their work, regardless of their own stated sexual orientations. Not surprisingly, there’s a corresponding wave of teen and twentysomething girls and women following these celebrities out of the bisexual closet – or at least flirting with the concept. There’s even a name for it: bisexual chic.
When will bisexual chic hit the guys? Very, very soon, I predict. But more on that in a moment.
True, a number of male celebrities have identified as bisexual over the years, notably Alan Cumming, Mika, and Andy Dick. And The Real World’s Mike Manning and writer Christopher Hitchens both made headlines recently by declaring their own bisexual leanings.
But let’s face it: male bisexuality doesn’t have nearly the same degree of visibility or cultural cache in American culture that female bisexuality does. The term “bisexual chic” is, of course, kind of demeaning, implying that bisexuality is something someone is embracing because it’s chic or trendy.
Who knows? Maybe that does describe a few celebrities, although it’s hard to see how that’s different from gay people pretending to be straight in order to win cultural approval – something that’s far, far more widespread.
Creatively accounting has nothing to do with whether a movie is considered a success. POP is a failure by any standard. The latest Twilight movie made just about as much money in the past 6 days as POP has made since it opened, and Twilight still hasn't opened in some of the bigger markets in Europe yet.
ReplyDeleteraaaaachel: Samuel L Jackson and Grace Kelly are in my kitchen. Jake Gyllenhaal sneeking in there too.... #crazydoglady http://twitpic.com/2301tz
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But let’s face it: male bisexuality doesn’t have nearly the same degree of visibility or cultural cache in American culture that female bisexuality does.
ReplyDeleteNo one cares about woman's bisexuality as long as the woman is with a man + men like girl on girl action.
raaaaachel: Samuel L Jackson and Grace Kelly are in my kitchen. Jake Gyllenhaal sneeking in there too.... #crazydoglady http://twitpic.com/2301tz
ReplyDeleteI ain't no dog.
No offense, Atticus.
ReplyDeleteI'm hungry!
ReplyDeleteAllowing that pipe to continue leaking does the same thing as leaving osama bin laden alive. They need an enemy to constantly fight
ReplyDeleteabout 2 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
If they don't have an enemy, they wont be able to get their legislation through. The oil is a smoke screen for them to get shit done.
about 1 hour ago via web
Also, without an enemy to fight, WE might realize that we dont need them as much as we thought.
about 1 hour ago via web
It's quite obvious that Austin has a degree in creative writing - not geology, botany, zoology, marine biology or political science.
ReplyDeleteLOL :)
ReplyDeleteOh boy. Austin must be absolutely, unbelievably fantastic in bed!
ReplyDeleteOh ba-rother! I wonder if Austin also believes 9/11 was a U.S. government inside job.
ReplyDeleteSounds like he does.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like Cameron talked about the 3D release at the 100th birthday party for Gloria Stuart, who played the older Rose in the film. While it's not a direct quote, the article said:
ReplyDelete...said the director, who's converting the blockbuster into 3-D for re-release in April 2012, the 100th anniversary of the ship's sinking.
ONTD - What you've all been waiting for...
Shimzter: LOL, was just roaming twitter for Jake Gyllenhaal. People, if you want to pretend, SPELL THE DAMNED NAME RIGHT.
ReplyDelete15 minutes ago
Jake has never seemed like the brightest either. Remember all that big brother government nonsense during Rendition, and enjoying the slaughtering of pigs? Maybe they are equals in that deparment.
ReplyDeletePlus I bet Austin is hung like a horse. There was a rather impressive screen cap from JFC of Austin in a wetsuit.
Remember all that big brother government nonsense during Rendition
ReplyDeleteI do because I agree with Jake :)
Remember all that big brother government nonsense during Rendition, and enjoying the slaughtering of pigs?
ReplyDeleteI get that you don't agree with Jake's opinions, but those aren't examples of something idiotic or ignorant.
cnnbrk Lindsay Lohan ordered to serve 90 days in jail for violating probation by missing alcohol counseling sessions
ReplyDeleteMaybe they are equals in that deparment.
ReplyDeleteI don't think so, I'm sure Jake would never ever post about his first ass tweet.
Remember all that big brother government nonsense during Rendition
ReplyDeleteRendition wasn't nonsense - it actually happens :(
Oh boy. Austin must be absolutely, unbelievably fantastic in bed!
ReplyDeleteTall, dumb and hung - just the way I like 'em!
Shimzter: LOL, was just roaming twitter for Jake Gyllenhaal. People, if you want to pretend, SPELL THE DAMNED NAME RIGHT. 15 minutes ago
ReplyDeleteAtti spells his name right and he's a dog!
AbovBroknDreams: @kirstiealley I see you worked with Jakey Gyllenhaal...is he as much of a doll as he seems to be? When does Nailed come out anyway?
ReplyDelete30 minutes ago
Richard Laermer is a Hollywood Publicist extraordinaire and fame-maker to the stars (and to regular folks, too).
ReplyDeleteListen as Richard and I dish on the gender preferences of Jake Gyllenhaal. Do women repel him? Does he look straight or not? Is he or is he not with Reese “Motherspoon”? And why IS he “growing his beard”?
And what about Richard’s close personal friend Ariana Huffington – who would be a movie star if only we could understand a word she said and if she could say it without sing-songing it. Marvel as we ask the provocative question: Which cast-member of Gilligan’s Island is Ariana: Ginger or MaryAnn – or perhaps the Professor?
That and more on this episode of All Things Considered from National Lunatic Radio.
Enjoy.
Movie Juice
OMG, Richard Laermer is worse than us!
ReplyDelete'White Collar' Stars Matt Bomer And Tim DeKay's On-Set Antics
ReplyDeleteMatt Bomer and Tim DeKay — the duo who play ex-con Neal Caffrey and FBI agent Peter Burke on USA’s White Collar — always seem to be having so much fun together on the show’s New York City set. And besides singing on set [link], it sounds like Matt and Tim are always up to something.
“I don’t let Tim look at me unless we’re shooting,” Matt joked during a call with reporters today.
“It’s just better for me, that way I know the rule,” Tim laughed. “Matt will have production assistants come up to me and remind me ‘Mr. Bomer doesn’t want you looking at him until they call action.’”
“Tim is my life coach, he doesn’t know it though,” Matt went on. Then, turning serious he added, “There aren’t many days where we’re not laughing pretty hard.”
The on-set camaraderie will undoubtedly translate on screen, with second season of White Collar debuting next Tuesday, July 13. “It’s two guys who have a mutual respect for each other, who have a lot of differences but who compensate for their differences in ways and at the end of the day always have a good time together,” Matt said of Neal’s onscreen relationship with Peter.
During the call, Matt also addressed questions about his personal life [link], which have made their way into the blogosphere recently. “My personal life is a source of incredible happiness for me but it’s just that, it’s personal,” he told reporters. “It’s not for me to hawk or shop around…and plus it could never live up to the amazing mythology that everyone online has created for me. So I’ll keep mum about it.”
Boner ONTD comments:
ReplyDeleteI just *cannot* get over how much he looks like Henry Cavill and Wes Bentley. He's like their lovechild! I looked up and now his imdb resume and I've never seen him before but good gracious he's a perfect mix of those two.
HIM AND HENRY CAVILL NEED TO DO A MOVIE/MINISERIES/TV SHOW TOGETHER
can you imagine the hours spent in front of the tv staring at them if such a thing was to happen? *drool*
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ReplyDeleteTITANIC on 3-D? Who wants to see people dying,screaming and drowing like that? And in the anniversary of the accident date? Is that supposed to be some kind of tribute for the victims?
HW disgust me.
NateCosboom: If Jake Gyllenhaal had the same hair in Brokeback Mountain that he had in Prince of Persia, would Ennis have found him more attractive?
ReplyDelete9 minutes ago
I think Austin is high.
ReplyDeleteTITANIC on 3-D? Who wants to see people dying,screaming and drowning like that?
ReplyDeleteI wanna to see the rats running in 3D.
If Jake Gyllenhaal had the same hair in Brokeback Mountain that he had in Prince of Persia, would Ennis have found him more attractive?
ReplyDeleteLOL. Good question! IMO if Jake/Jack had the POP hair and body in BBM he would have topped Heath/Ennis.
My personal life is a source of incredible happiness for me but it’s just that, it’s personal,” he told reporters. “It’s not for me to hawk or shop around…and plus it could never live up to the amazing mythology that everyone online has created for me. So I’ll keep mum about it.”
ReplyDeleteOkay, while I one thousand percent agree with the hawk and shop (love that description), it's really the old privacy argument that glass closet gays make. However, it is very eloquently said, also like the bit about not destroying the mythology. At least Bomer is not going on about every bit of his personal life ala Latifah and Cooper, and then clamming up when it comes to the sexuality question. So he's consistent.
Still love him, still think he's pushing boundaries in his own way, and making it clearer than most for all to see if they want. And he supports gay charities, plays, etc.
I wanna to see the rats running in 3D.
LOL!
Would POP have done better if Jakes hair were not so awful in it. We'll never know.
ReplyDelete*dreams about riding the dolphins*
ReplyDeletedid anyone see the new vampire movie?
ReplyDeleteabout 3 hours ago via web
#Eclipse. ??? Is that the name?
about 3 hours ago via web
Haha!! I like messin with yall. That was a joke. I think about a Gabillion people saw it. Edward makes my heart flutter.
about 3 hours ago via web
well #jacob and #bella also make my heart flutter. If I saw all three of them I would ask if i could rip their clothes off
about 3 hours ago via web
It would be the most outrageous #vampire #werewolf foursome the world has ever seen. And in the end, I would devour them all. HAHA!!!
about 3 hours ago via web
http://twitter.com/AUS10NICHOLS
Austin is a tool.
ReplyDeleteI hope Jake isn’t with him.
Me too.
ReplyDeleteWould POP have done better if Jakes hair were not so awful in it.
ReplyDeleteI hate Jake's PoP hair with a passion, but a lot of girls are happy about it (tweets) so I would answer that question with a no :)
Edward makes my heart flutter.
ReplyDeletewell #jacob and #bella also make my heart flutter
Ewwwwwwwwww.
"If I saw all three of them I would ask if i could rip their clothes off"
ReplyDeleteAustin is admitting again he is attracted to men.
At least Bomer is not going on about every bit of his personal life ala Latifah and Cooper, and then clamming up when it comes to the sexuality question. So he's consistent.
ReplyDeleteI wish him a lot of success and I'm curious how press and Matt will handle this issue in the future.
LindaGalvan: @adamlevine you should invite Jake Gyllenhaal to join twitter ! :)
ReplyDeleteabout 3 hours ago
Austin is admitting again he is attracted to men.
ReplyDeleteHe is, but stupid tweets like And in the end, I would devour them all. HAHA!!! are turning everything into meaningless jokes you expect to hear from silly teenagers.
IMO if Jake/Jack had the POP hair and body in BBM he would have topped Heath/Ennis.
ReplyDeleteHave you ever heard of a script? So if Jack looks bigger all of a sudden Ennis will let him top him? Ennis was much too closed off to bottom, at least when he was young, especially as he was played in the film.
Long hair and buff body does not a top make. Both in the movie and the short story Jack had more muscle on him but Ennis was the top. That, too, is part of the psychology of clenched as a tight fist character Ennis Del Mar. Proulx wrote him (and Jack) like she did for a reason.
Hardy_Bear: @KaitlinBrand Mmhmm..Or Jake Gyllenhall...but sexiest of them all...ADAM LAMBERT!! He's an angel too! ;)
ReplyDeleteabout 4 hours ago
Have you ever heard of a script?
ReplyDeleteHave you ever heard of having fun and not analyzing everything to death?
Edward makes my heart flutter.
ReplyDeleteabout 9 hours ago
well #jacob and #bella also make my heart flutter.
about 8 hours ago
^^I wonder what Austin was ~doing~ in that hour. Did fapping follow the fluttering?!
Also love how it took him an hour to go back and figuratively cover his ass (and maybe literally!) and add Jacob and Bella (in that order).
lillian_egypt @AUS10NICHOLS Dude, I think someone put drugs in your weed... LOL about 9 hours ago via web in reply to AUS10NICHOLS Retweeted by AUS10NICHOLS and 9 others
ReplyDeleteHave you ever heard of having fun and not analyzing everything to death?
ReplyDeleteLOL! You realize what blog you're on? Everything is analyzed to death here.
I like that Austin isn't afraid to joke around or to say whatever he thinks. Better than the scripted life that Jake has been leading.
ReplyDeleteI like that Austin isn't afraid to joke around or to say whatever he thinks. Better than the scripted life that Jake has been leading.
ReplyDeletelol @ the notion that Austin is being so open and honest. Please. Bearding is the definition of afraid and scripted. Tweeting juvenile nonsense doesn't make him brave.
If you look at OMG from lastr night, you can see that all the Austin tweets were within a few minutes of each other, not an hour.
ReplyDeleteInteresting how austin is tweeting about man crushes, guess he thinks it is safe because he has a "girlfriend" .
And because only Sophia, fangirls, OMG and WFT2 are reading his tweets :)
ReplyDeleteI like that Austin isn't afraid to joke around or to say whatever he thinks.
ReplyDeleteIf that's the case I'm sure Austin has a good time tweeting, but my reaction to his tweets is mostly "WTF is wrong with that man?????".
You realize what blog you're on? Everything is analyzed to death here.
ReplyDeleteAs it should be! :)
Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteI just read Melissa Etheridge is acting like a douche in her split with Tammy. No spousal support? After she quit her career to take care of her kids? Seriously? Ever since they split and since reading how she's been acting toward Tammy, I have zero respect for her now. An inch away from a deadbeat mom. Call her out on this!
—Sunny
Dear Ex-Post-Effed ‘Em:
Sure, Melissa and Tammy's split might not be the most cordial because of flaws on both sides, of course, but they are a couple just like any other twosome, and some people don't always part on the best terms. As for the children, both ladies can put their problems with each other aside to make sure the kids are well taken care of. Melissa won't let any hostility get in the way of that.
Bitch-Back! Is Melissa Etheridge Being a Bully?
Looks like Tori Spelling's husband beats Austin in the stupid tweeting contest:
ReplyDeleteOMG !!!!! My catheter is stuck and won't come out...
It's taken nine weeks of deliberation, and hearing from religious leaders and gay advocates, and now Hawaii Gov. Linda Lingle has decided — on the last possible day — the fate of the state's civil unions bill, House Bil 444: It's a no.
ReplyDeleteLingle is vetoing the bill, effectively killing its chances as House leadership acknowledged they don't have the votes to override her veto; the Senate reportedly does. Lingle announced her decision today at 3pm local time at a press conference. Signing the bill would have added Hawaii to to the list of states with civil union laws, which include California, Nevada, New Jersey, Oregon and Washington.
A civil union "is essentially 'marriage' by another name," Lingle says, adding, "I want to be clear that my personal opinion is not the basis" for her decision; Lingle does not personally believe gay marriage should be legal. There is no piece of legislation she has thought "more deeply about" than HB 444, but ultimately it is voters and not lawmakers who should have the final say, she says.
"I feel very comfortable with my decision."
Queerty
Looks like Tori Spelling's husband beats Austin in the stupid tweeting contest
ReplyDeleteNot even a nice try - his tweets aren't stupid, just TMI.
Not even a nice try - his tweets aren't stupid, just TMI.
ReplyDeleteidk, TMI about your catheter is it's own brand of stupid.
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Ahhhhhh. My first ass tweet!!!!
2:08 AM Jul 5th
I just read the first script for OTH season 8. There is a big surprise... Wanna know?
ReplyDeleteabout 13 hours ago via web
I cant tell. I would get fired. Or sued. Or possibly bumped off. Warner Brothers and CW are like Don Corleone and Tony Soprano combined.
about 13 hours ago via web
That would be like scoring a goal for the wrong team in the World Cup. When I go back to North Carolina, next week, I would be assassinated.
about 13 hours ago via web
It's taken nine weeks of deliberation, and hearing from religious leaders and gay advocates...
ReplyDeleteWhy should anyone be listening to "religious" leaders about a House bill? Religious views should play no part in legislation.
"I want to be clear that my personal opinion is not the basis" for her decision
Please. And the idea that it needs to be decided by "the people" is insulting. So if the majority of voters decided that we should abolish a women's right to vote, that would be okay with her? How about if the majority of voters decided that it would be illegal for people of different races to marry? Would that be okay, too?
And the idea that it needs to be decided by "the people" is insulting.
ReplyDeleteBut it sounds good and fair!
idk, TMI about your catheter is it's own brand of stupid.
ReplyDeleteWhat's stupid about it?
idk, TMI about your catheter is it's own brand of stupid.
ReplyDeleteWhat's stupid about it?
LOL. Fine, it's not stupid. It's deep and mature and thoughtful and enlightening. Geez, I wasn't trying to start a debate, but I guess I forgot for a second: Everything is analyzed to death here - even stupid things like the meaning of stupid :D
Just a simple question because I don't get what's stupid about Dean McDermott's tweets:
ReplyDeleteOMG !!!!! My catheter is stuck and won't come out. I'm waiting for the Doctor to get here and give it a try. Gotta be honest, I'm scared !!
I had the worst night. Catheter cut me up coming out. Unbelievable pain. I got a fever of 104 and was throwing up. Fun, WOW !!!
Happy 4th everyone!!! Feeling better today. Tori asked Liam who his best friend was and he said."Dean is. He is my brother". Made my cry
http://twitter.com/Deanracer
LOL, Jake attended Hohan's 2005 birthday with then companion Kiki. What a loser!
ReplyDeleteLOL
Maybe he should keep away from trash (Hohan) and drunks/ditzes (Kiki, Chin) and his career might go better?
Awwwww, don't be like that, Lindsay is a nice but troubled girl :)
ReplyDeleteAwwwww, don't be like that, Lindsay is a nice but troubled girl :)
ReplyDeleteI disagree, she's dumb trash. Too much money and lack of brains, on top of that, can spoil a young person and this happened to her. It's good she'll be in prison for the next months. That's where she belongs.
11:32 AM - fingers crossed for Jake to meet the right man SOON!
ReplyDelete11:32 AM - fingers crossed for Jake to meet the right man SOON!
ReplyDeleteJake needs to get back on track professionally and personally. Austin is a pretentious fool. You can only laugh about his silliness, but what is sad is, he actually seems to believe he's so smart. LOL. I hope Jake's next love interest is down to earth and really intelligent. We'll see.
LOL, Jake attended Hohan's 2005 birthday with then companion Kiki.
ReplyDeleteThat was five years ago.
Maybe he should keep away from trash(Hohan)
???? Again, that was five years ago. And he hasn't been hanging around Kirsten for a long time, either, so I don't get this statement. And Reese has nothing to do with Lohan or Kirsten.
I wonder if some of those hidden doozies have to do with his 10 second marriage to Renee Z.
ReplyDeleteDear Ted:
I've heard some things about Kenny Chesney that make me think he definitely has a few secrets to keep. Am I right?
—Country Curious
Dead Knocking Cowboy Boots:
Oh yeah, babe! I've told you before that these country folks have as many (if not more) skanky secrets than their T-town equivalents, and Kenny is near the top of that list. Boy, does he have some doozies hidden under that ten-gallon hat.
More Bitch Back
And Reese has nothing to do with Lohan or Kirsten.
ReplyDeleteReese is dumb trash too.
Jake should hook up with Neil Patrick Harris.
ReplyDeleteNeil has a boyfriend.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if some of those hidden doozies have to do with his 10 second marriage to Renee Z.
ReplyDeleteDuh!
Aren't there any young and hansome Hollywood producers?
ReplyDeleteReese is dumb trash too.
ReplyDeleteReese is phony, manipulative, shrewd, hypocritical, obsessed with her image and she would kill for attention - but she's not dumb and she hasn't let alcohol and drugs derail her career like Lohan and Dunst.
Reese Witherspoon is dumb, I watched her interviews.
ReplyDeleteReese is this typical fair-haired/skinned, simple-minded chick from Southern USA (South-East in her case) who thinks she's better than anyone and who doesn't notice that people actually don't take them seriously and are amused/annoyed by their simple-mindedness.
ReplyDeleteShe was definitely the wrong famewhoring partner for Jake. He seems to be more open-minded and better informed about other coutries, mentalities and regarding general knowledge. He also seems curious and for a Hollywood actor quite smart (in comparison with most of them at least). What a mismatch!
Neil has a boyfriend.
ReplyDeleteOh! :(
Hello!
ReplyDeleteJake, New York is full of nice and rich gay men.
ReplyDeleteParis Hilton and DiCaprio party all night together.
ReplyDeleteLet's party!
Jake, you should hang out with Leo too! :)
ReplyDeleteCan’t stand Leo- except as an actor-sometimes.
ReplyDeleteWhy does he have to hang out with famous people. I would rather see him hanging out with real, regular, non-Hollywood/Music people.
Maybe not just hang out with Leo, but ask him to get him [Jake] in another of his movies? That would be cool.
ReplyDeleteAnd the idea that it needs to be decided by "the people" is insulting.
ReplyDeleteHuman rights should never, ever be a matter of the popular vote. So many rights that we wouldn't have, starting with free speach and religion. As far as I know, only the District of Columbia seems to recognize that as a principle.
Jake needs to get back on track professionally and personally. Austin is a pretentious fool.
Not a fan of Austin's frat boy humor, but it's not any worse than Jake sticking his finger down his throat on the Jonathan Ross show. Or talking about how every man needs to find the right woman. Or how about the Reese ass poke?
Sounds to me like they're kind of alike in the brains and humor department.
What Jake and Austin both need to do is grow up and keep it classy. But I haven't seen any evidence from either one on that front. Already cringing at the thought of what we're going to get for LAOD.
Hawaii Gov. Linda Lingle Says 'NO' to Civil Unions
ReplyDeleteQueerty comment:
what pisses me off the most about this is that Lingle herself is a lesbian. A BIG ONE!!!! Closeted as she may be, Hawaii isn't that big and people see AND talk…she's disgusting as a human being. Here's an idea everyone in here should call her office and let her know that by fucking us, she's inadvertently fucked Hawaii's economy, call her at (808) 586-0034, (808) 586-0221 or (808) 586-0222 or fill up her email box at governor.lingle@hawaii.gov
Maybe not just hang out with Leo, but ask him to get him [Jake] in another of his movies?
ReplyDeleteWhy do you think I want Jake and Leo to be friends? ;)
Sounds to me like they're kind of alike in the brains and humor department.
ReplyDeleteSorry but Austin keeps proving the opposite.
Not a fan of Austin's frat boy humor...
ReplyDeleteIt's not just Austin's attempts to be funny. Every other tweet is cringe-worthy, ignorant or nonsensical.
I don't think you could call someone who'd do a crap film like POP and beard with a fame-whoring bitch exactly loaded in the brains department.
ReplyDeleteSounds to me like they're kind of alike in the brains and humor department.
ReplyDeleteAt least Jake is smart enough to not tweet silly thoughts.
I don’t know this is in my head:
I find it interesting that when there is no Reese, there are fewer pictures of Jake. Reese really ran the PR show. I think when Heath died it really hit him hard and he let Reese control everything. I have a feeling that he wasn’t part of the planned pictures of them hiking days later. I wouldn’t be shocked that he was medicated. His annoyed looked came later, when he was weened off them and then he had enough of the PR. It would also explain some of his moodiness; I’ve had friends come off anti-depressants and they got cranky for a while.
I do think he spent time with her kids and enjoyed them. I bet he got along with Reese at the beginning, but she must be a bit much after a while. I won’t forget the picture of him taking a picture of Ava at the end of the MV race. Showed honest emotions. I bet they “lasted” longer because of the kids.
No one cares about woman's bisexuality as long as the woman is with a man + men like girl on girl action.
ReplyDeleteFrom reading this blog a OMG, women like man on man action also. Who would've thought?
And believe it or not some people only think women can be bisexual?
Men are only straight or gay is the mindset of too many gay men/boys. This seems to be why so many men who have interest in both sexes won't admit it.
But the bisexual women "must" be pretty women and preferably blonde. Otherwise, society and everyone else will reject them and belittle them. Go figure..
American hypocritical bullshit and double standards at it's best, and some gays conform to this mindset also.
I don't think you could call someone who'd do a crap film like POP and beard with a fame-whoring bitch exactly loaded in the brains department.
ReplyDeletePlease.
We have TONS of Jake's interviews. Jake isn't the smartest person on the planet, but Jake isn't stupid or ignorant.
At least Jake is smart enough to not tweet silly thoughts.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Austin's idiotic BP "thoughts"?
From reading this blog a OMG, women like man on man action also.
ReplyDeleteSOME women like man on man action.
Inception photcall:
ReplyDeleteJJB
I do think he spent time with her kids and enjoyed them.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Jake didn't care about beard's kids, too much boredom and ignorance on his part.
I bet he got along with Reese at the beginning...
Photos told us a different story.
SOME women like man on man action.
ReplyDeleteThanks for correcting me, that's what I meant to say.
Inception photcall
ReplyDeleteSo serious, someone might think they don't want to be there.
He had to spend time with her kids. Would make him heartless if he didn’t grow attached to them. He was seen out and about with them when she was filming.
ReplyDeleteI bet he got along better with Ava because she was old enough enough to understand. The boy was too young to understand and probably wasn’t happy about him being there.
Thanks for correcting me, that's what I meant to say.
ReplyDeleteJust wanted to point out that a lot of women would never watch gay porn or read slash.
He had to spend time with her kids.
ReplyDeleteNo, he didn't, nanny was there ALL the time.
Ugh, the Reese talk is depressing. That was so wrong in so many ways. Bomer always cheers me up. I'm fine with him keeping his "private life" private because he's not lying, he's not a hypocrite and, as I mentioned before, his glass closet is nice and clean and Windexed :) Did someone mention grown-up and classy? I think he's both in this interview.
ReplyDeleteMatt Bomer Interview
Would make him heartless if he didn’t grow attached to them.
ReplyDeleteRemember the last "official" photo op and Jake totally ignoring the beard and her kids? He just wanted them out of his life.
Matt Bomer Interview
ReplyDeleteHey, that's video interview, how am I going to do copy / paste? :)
his glass closet is nice and clean and Windexed
ReplyDeleteIt has to be wiped at least twice every hour to get the slobber, wetness and cum stains off the outside glass.
LOL
ReplyDeleteHalf of them are from destiny.
ReplyDeleteAy, Destiny will kick your ass for that! :)
ReplyDeleteIt has to be wiped at least twice every hour to get the slobber, wetness and cum stains off the outside glass.
ReplyDeleteLOL. Don't forget fog from heavy breathing!
Jake and Austin are gonna kick destiny's ass for lusting after Boner!
ReplyDeleteDon't forget fog from heavy breathing!
ReplyDeleteLOL
They wouldn't dare, she's tough!
ReplyDeleteHey, that's video interview, how am I going to do copy / paste?
ReplyDeleteLOL you're nasty! Do what I do, wait for the ONTDers to make gifs and screencaps!
GIFs are great, I should learn how to do them!
ReplyDeleteThey wouldn't dare, she's tough!
ReplyDeleteOohh a fighter..just what I like!
GIFs are great, I should learn how to do them!
ReplyDeleteDid you see the gif ONTD made of Boner in a doctor's coat moving his ass back and forth?!
It has to be wiped at least twice every hour to get the slobber, wetness and cum stains off the outside glass.
ReplyDeleteHalf of them are from destiny.
Ay, Destiny will kick your ass for that! :)
ROFLMAO. I'm laughing too hard to kick anyone's ass. ;)
“You will never hear me complain about stardom,” Leo shared according to the Sydney Morning Herald. “I would make myself nauseous if I complained about anything. My theory is, if you don’t like stardom and all the attention that goes along with it, then get out of this business.”
ReplyDeleteYou know, I'm kinda ambivalent re. Leo as actor and personality, but he's right about that. Leo could have told that to his former co-star Michelle W. who is beyond annoying with her constant complaining about stardom. You don't like it? Get out of the business!
Just Jared
(Lots of pics of Leo, the cute Ellen Page, JGL etc...)
I remember a quote by Ryan Gosling who said, if he didn't like the attention he wouldn't work as a Hollywood actor. It's refreshing that there aren't just famewhores or drama queens, who complain about fame 24/7, in Hollywood, but people who try to live their lives as normal as possible and accept the downside of their job. A great job that earns them shitload of cash (if they made it).
ReplyDelete^^You wear the clothes of the best designers, have a few houses, millions of dollars in your bank-account, but complain and coplain. I don't have sympathy for that, at all.
ReplyDeleteOk, rant over. Sorry.
First I'm on location in NY looking up Jake's number while between scenes, next thing I know I'm waking up chained to destiny's bed. WTF?
ReplyDeleteLMAO! Perfect!
ReplyDeleteReuters Headline of the Year LOL
ReplyDeleteWe just came across this Reuters story published over the weekend, providing the blow-by-blow in the race between Tyson Gay and Walter Dix. "Tired Gay succumbs to Dix in 200 meters" Who knew Reuters had it in them?
ReplyDeleteI think Michelle took very hard the intromission of the media in her life after Heath died. It must be very uncorfortable to be in pain and knowing that a camera can take that moment and put it in a cover.
ReplyDeleteDuring movies-promos she looks shy but not annoyed.
But i totally believe she choose fame. She accepts possing on fashion rags covers not in American Cinema magazine.
And how "funny" it is, she says not wanting to share thoughts about Heath but she agrees to mention him in exchange for an interview.... I wonder if the editors would be interested in her if she decides NOT talking about Heath AT ALL.
I guess that's part of the job too.
...ONTDers to make gifs and screencaps!
ReplyDeleteLike these!
Commando Bomer
Artistic Bomer
Skinny Dipping Bomer
Let's Do Lunch Bomer
OMG, He's Stunning!! Bomer
But i totally believe she choose fame. She accepts possing on fashion rags covers not in American Cinema magazine.
ReplyDeleteMichelle has a weakness for fashion. Check out her pictures, she is such a fashion victim, she always wears the newest stuff on the market. I think she secretly enjoys some of the attention, but probably feels the need to prove how she's not in the business for fame, so she complains in every interview about it. If she hates the downside of being a Hollywood actress and just wants to act, well then she should do theater. She's a big, ol hypocrite IMO. She was not much liked before Heath died, now she enjoys the sympathy card and coupled with her proving to be a good actress recently, her popularity went up.
Commando Bomer
ReplyDeleteArtistic Bomer
Skinny Dipping Bomer
Let's Do Lunch Bomer
OMG, He's Stunning!! Bomer
He's a beautiful man. Better looking than Jake. :D
Tired Gay succumbs to Dix
ReplyDeletehow many?!
1,056!
Pilot Kelson: Pop Quiz.
ReplyDeleteJack Hayes: No.
Pilot Kelson: Come on. It's a quick one.
Jack Hayes: Go.
Pilot Kelson: What is 1,056 dicks?
Jack Hayes: A lot of dicks.
Pilot Kelson: Beep. Perfect Score. Gold star!
Pilot: We didn't even began calculating blowjobs!
ReplyDeleteBetter looking than Jake.
ReplyDeleteBAD FANS!
Tired Gay succumbs to Dix
ReplyDeleteWasn't Carrie supposed to be babysitting Jake last weekend? Shit. PR fucked up again.
All sluts wear Texas big NSFW turquoise rings!
ReplyDeleteYou guys are killing me! I can't pop open all those links because there are too many people interrupting me at work today, including our computer tech guy who is trying to fix a problem with my computer. LOL, it's a good thing he didn't pop in while I was taking a quick look at the links put up by "Matt Boner"--which also left me barely able to form a sentence.
ReplyDeleteAll sluts wear Texas big NSFW turquoise rings!
ReplyDelete*cough*
I thought sluts wore leather collars?
ReplyDeleteSafe for work :)
ReplyDeletePeen envy or sexual confusion? ;)
LOL what's that at the very end, his hand between his legs?!
ReplyDeleteAjusting himself?
ReplyDeleteDid you see the gif ONTD made of Boner in a doctor's coat moving his ass back and forth?!
ReplyDeleteThis one?
Real life gay love story with a happy end
ReplyDeleteLet's do match, Bomer!
ReplyDeletemoving love story! great for them.
ReplyDeleteShit. Another earthquake in Southern California. 5.9 in desert near Palm Springs. Everyone felt it from San Diego to LA. Wasn't too bad but the shaking lasted a long time, at least 10 seconds (a long time during a quake!)
ReplyDeleteMaggie G. and Emma Thompson cover "Good Housekeeping"!
ReplyDeleteJJ
Ladies Home Journal next!
ReplyDeleteWasn't Source Code being previewed for the suits today. I wonder how it went.
ReplyDeleteLadies Home Journal next!
ReplyDeleteThen AARP.
Wasn't Source Code being previewed for the suits today.
ReplyDeleteSo soon?
@unklerupert I show my directors cut to producers tomorrow! Eek! Cross your fingers it goes well! ;)
ReplyDelete1:01 PM Jul 5th via TweetDeck
Ooooo.. that was odd.. I do believe I have just experienced my first LA earthquake... no more of that, please.
about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck
Kimmayyy: RT Don't forget to vote for Jake Gyllenhaal for everything at #TeenChoiceAwards! - http://www.teenchoiceawards.com #TCA #PrinceofPersia :)
ReplyDeleteabout 5 hours ago
#HuffPost Huff? Post? Sounds like a newspaper to roll your joint with. Or a newspaper for glue sniffers.
ReplyDeleteabout 16 hours ago via web
Vote for @aus10nichols for a teen choice award and he will ride that surfboard in real waves
about 15 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Oh shit. @aus10nichols is not nominated. Haha. :)
about 15 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
If only we could get the cast of #twilight and the #worldcup soccer players to mate. Ahhh the babies they would make
about 12 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
My crab funeral service business was about to go under until about 76 days ago. THANKS BP!! All my Cemetery plots are booked!!!
about 1 hour ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
She really will be the next Oprah: Warner Bros. has secured syndication deals for Ellen DeGeneres' daytime talk show that will put her in 99 percent of America's homes in 2011-12 and, so far, 85 percent for the following season. And with that I leave you with a preview of what else is to come: (video)
ReplyDeleteQueerty
June 20, 2010
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As for appealing to a new generation of eight-year-olds, he says: “I want those kids man, kids are the coolest thing!
“God I’m getting so Buddhist now but it’s all about the energy of people and I love children, I love the energy of children. That’s the reason I made this movie. That’s the energy I’m starting to really love and trying to incorporate into my life.”
Given his reputation as a dramatic actor, Jake’s aware some people will find his casting a curious choice but his take on it is simple: “If you think about what other people are thinking all the time, you’ll become paralysed. I think it’s more important to think, ‘Well, what would I like to do?’ and if people respond, they do, and if they don’t, they don’t.”
...
Given Prince of Persia’s themes of fate and destiny, does he believe in ‘The One’?
“‘The one’ meaning ‘the one great movie’, that’s what you mean, right?” he deadpans.
“Oh… a lady!” he says in mock surprise. “Do you know what I believe in? I believe in carnation and reincarnation. I believe it’s sometimes a daily thing, a weekly thing, where we reincarnate and become different people and change in our days, in our weeks, in our years. I mean I’m not the same person I was even when we made this movie,” he says.
And the idea of ‘The One’? “I do believe in soul mates and I think that destiny has something to do with that, yeah,” he says with a wry smile.
Interview with Jake Gyllenhaal – He Plays it For Laughs
I mean I’m not the same person I was even when we made this movie
ReplyDeleteI hope that = I'm learning from my mistakes :)
Ooooo.. that was odd.. I do believe I have just experienced my first LA earthquake... no more of that, please.
ReplyDeleteLOL it was a mild one.
Thank God for that :)
ReplyDeleteThe bf and I just finished dining at an English pub with some real great guys who are down-to-earth, and although connected, nice and sincere.
ReplyDeleteOne of the guys (from LA) works non-profit but has friends who are well connected. One is a vp of pr for some firm/talent agency (he named 3 big ones, this was one)....
Anyway, as with all our LA friends, when they come to visit we ask the norms: is Tom Cruise perceived to be fucked up in LA (yes, he is), do you think he's gay (everyone does, it seems)....and then the conversation went to Zac Efron and Chace Crawford a la "whose dick would you suck".
Response: well considering one is gay, his. Chace Crawford's. The tables "oohs and aahhh" led me to state, "are you sure, how do you know?" to which the response was "in Morocco, we saw him stumble out of a bar, holding hands with a guy and he later kissed him on the mouth".
It's gossip fellas. Have at it. BTW, the pic of him with the football in the link SCREAMS gay to me.
I mean I’m not the same person I was even when we made this movie
ReplyDeleteI hope that = I'm learning from my mistakes :)
I do, too. He was well into the Reese fauxmance when he made PoP, so being a different person now would be a good thing :)
BTW, the pic of him with the football in the link SCREAMS gay to me.
ReplyDeleteSame with the pics of him in the fringed suede jacket. I believe the consensus is that Chace Crawford is Crescent Kumquat in Ted's BV world.
Interview with Jake Gyllenhaal – He Plays it For Laughs
ReplyDelete"It was on that film that Jake met his former girlfriend Reese Witherspoon. The publicity-shy pair reportedly broke-up at the end of last year."
"Publicity-shy pair?" LOL forever. Talk about playing it for laughs. And what's with the "reportedly" broke-up?
And what's with the "reportedly" broke-up?
ReplyDeleteReportedly broke-up = we don't give a shit enough to do a research.
Hey "Austin" at 4:39, you obviously copied and pasted Austin's recent tweets--how come you cut one out? This tweet:
ReplyDeleteJust almost had a wreck with a delorean. I think marty and the doc were. Drunk.
about 10 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Now why is that? You couldn't have missed it if you cutting and pasting the tweets, unless you were doing them one at a time--highly unlikely. It came after the Twilight and soccer players mating, and before the crab cemetery joke.
Were you hoping that if you reposted all his tweets, except that one, nobody would bother to read his actual Twitter page?
And why is that you don't want people talking about that one? Is it because OMG's post on Tuesday had a picture from Back to the Future of the Delorean, Doc and Marty? Funny coincidence, no?
Huh???
ReplyDelete10:01 AM - why is that tweet important, what did Austin told us?
Playing dumb 10:12? Even trolly knows what that tweet means, that's why he cut it out.
ReplyDeleteIt's pretty strong evidence that Austin looks at OMG; bet he also looks at WFT2.
It's pretty strong evidence that Austin looks at OMG; bet he also looks at WFT2.
ReplyDeleteOK, Austin is curious about what people think about him. So?
Were you hoping that if you reposted all his tweets, except that one, nobody would bother to read his actual Twitter page?
ReplyDeleteParanoid much?
Hey "Austin" at 4:39, you obviously copied and pasted Austin's recent tweets--how come you cut one out?
ReplyDeleteI post only "funny" and stupid tweets. BTW, I'm sure you've noticed that all Austin tweets aren't reposted here (BP retweets for example).
OK, Austin is curious about what people think about him. So?
ReplyDeleteBecause someone is always insisting Jake and Austin don't care what is said on OMG and WFT2 and that they would never ever do anything because of what is said here.
I post only "funny" and stupid tweets.
Well, at least you agree it wasn't done to be funny and that it's not stupid.
It's pretty strong evidence that Austin looks at OMG; bet he also looks at WFT2.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure J&A believers will find a way to turn that into Jake and Austin are married, have kids and use Internet to hide the fact that they are spending all their time together :)
Because someone is always insisting Jake and Austin don't care what is said on OMG and WFT2 and that they would never ever do anything because of what is said here.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Jake and Austin would never ever do anything because of what is said here: their fauxmances + more idiotic tweets from Austin = proof enough for me.
Last year Joe McElderry won The X Factor. His song "The Climb" was played on a lot of radio stations. And he just came out as gay! Except, he's not.
ReplyDeleteThe latest victim of a Twitter hack, McElderry's tweet "It's been difficult living a lie for so many years" was a fake.
No longer confined to just sending out spam, hacked Twitter and Facebook accounts are now apt to falsely out you to your entire fan base!
Queerty
Carissajaded: My best friend saw Jake Gyllenhall running shirtless on the beach. I don't think I've ever been so jealous.
ReplyDeleteabout 23 hours ago
I post only "funny" and stupid tweets.
ReplyDeleteWell, at least you agree it wasn't done to be funny and that it's not stupid.
You like Austin's tweets?
Two openly gay actors, Neil Patrick Harris and Jesse Tyler Ferguson, have been nominated in the supporting actor category. Eric Stonestreet, who is straight, was also nominated for his role as the gay partner of Jesse Tyler Ferguson's character on "Modern Family."
ReplyDeleteOUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A COMEDY
Chris Colfer (Glee)
Neil Patrick Harris (How I Met Your Mother)
Jesse Tyler Ferguson (Modern Family)
Jon Cryer (Two and A Half Men)
Eric Stonestreet (Modern Family)
Ty Burrell (Modern Family)
Primetime 2010 Emmy Nominations List