Thursday, 24 December 2009

Merry Christmas!

Pink Christmas Tree

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Anonymous said...

ADDers tend to wear the same comfort clothes every day.

I see, thanks.

Anonymous said...

From WDW:

Jake pulled out of the Ping Pong tournament.

The official site for the charity event made an announcement today: 'Yesterday, Jake Gyllenhaal pulled out of our ping pong tournament. We wish it weren't so, but unfortunately, a last-minute scheduling conflict has gotten in the way.' However, unnamed sources close to WDW revealed today that emails had been sent to aspiring ping pong contenders with the news that '"Yes, it's true- Jake Gyllenhaal has rescinded his offer to participate in our charity fundraiser" and "Jake had to pull out of the tournament yesterday. We're doing everything we can to get him back in, but it's not looking great, which is why we've taken his name off of the site".

Anonymous said...

"your attempts to discredit Ted are really pathetic"

You know, Ted doesn't need Troll to discredit him, he does it himself really well, look back to the past if you don't believe me.

Anonymous said...

Work, or afraid to be so publicly seen in NY after Ted's BB yesterday.

Anonymous said...

Ted doesn't need Troll to discredit him

Ted said that Jake is gay and that Reeke is a showmance. Ted was right.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if WDW still plans on attending anyway or use her tickets another time.

Anonymous said...

What's "Ted's BB yesterday"?

Anonymous said...

If you read Duncan Jones you'll see he's now in LA I think for preproduction and maybe casting meeetings. Jake might need to be at those same meetings.

Anonymous said...

"Work, or afraid to be so publicly seen in NY after Ted's BB yesterday."
AS he really care of what Ted says!

Anonymous said...

What's "Ted's BB yesterday"?

bitch-back

Anonymous said...

What's "Ted's BB yesterday"?

Dear Ted:
Now that Jake has broken up with Reese, I would have thought his good friend Austin Nichols would be spending some quality time trying to cheer Jake up. But if tweets leading up to a well-timed photo of Jake just flying into L.A. this week are to be believed, these two amigos are never in L.A. or any other place at the same time.
—Twitter Skeptic

Dear East Coast Lovin':
They cheer each other up more often that you think.

January 06, 2010 12:10 PM

Anonymous said...

'Yesterday, Jake Gyllenhaal pulled out of our ping pong tournament

Damn, I was looking forward to that.

Anonymous said...

Ted had a blind item last October about Toothy being fed up with the beard and threatening his PR because the bearding wasn’t working. Nobody believed Ted at the time and the majority dismissed the blind item as BS. Ted was right. Today Reeke is history. He has good sources.

Anonymous said...

Good point 3:16 PM!

Anonymous said...

I wonder if WDW still plans on attending anyway or use her tickets another time.

Kate doesn't need to work, is in love with Jake or what?

Anonymous said...

Jake doesn't give a fuck about Ted, it's work related.

Kate is obsessed, if he ain't there I bet she ain't going either.

Anonymous said...

Jake gives a fuck about Ted, but there is no reason to avoid NYC.

Anonymous said...

"Ted had a blind item last October about Toothy being fed up with the beard and threatening his PR because the bearding wasn’t working. Nobody believed Ted at the time and the majority dismissed the blind item as BS. Ted was right."

It the reason why he said after Toothy would never dump the beard before POP season?? he still insist about his believe on a possible reboud cause of the promotion.
Ted change his mind all the time where go the wind, once Toothy is fed up with the girl, after he is happy hanging out with her and her kids.

If he had real sources informing him 24/24, he would have anounce the break up before others instead of waiting his collegue Makin does for him.

Duncan Jones said...

On plane again. Montreal to LA. Going to do some script Reading in flight and maybe catch up on sleep. Be good while I'm gone!!
about 8 hours ago

In LA... wrong side of town to meetings... doh!
11 minutes ago

Anonymous said...

Trolly, your attempts to discredit Ted are hilarious. What are you talking about?

Anonymous said...

he would have anounce the break up before others instead of waiting his collegue Makin does for him

Break was announced on Nov 29 by People magazine. Marc Malkin just reported abut Us Weekly cover story on Dec 15.

Anonymous said...

I love the smell of a trolly meltdown.

Anonymous said...

I wish trolly would make sense at least once per year.

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Anonymous said...

Trolly meltdown completed!

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Anonymous said...

Anyone else get the feeling that Jake has ADD and/or loses things easily?! First, the same jeans he wore almost every day, then the leash-like keychain on a long green hose, now a bright yellow backpack that even a blind man can't miss!

I think green hose and bright yellow backpack are bits of Jake's girly side. Just like when I had to have pink Motorola.

Anonymous said...

The desperation at denying the split was all part of the act!

No one was desperate except babblers.

Jake wanted out, he ignored beard's Deacon's birthday and Thanksgiving photo ops. Reese tried to spoil Jake's Brothers promotion, PR "fixed" that with prompt denials. Since the fauxmance ended in November or ealier, Reese's PR team could only prepare fiction for Us Weekly and People magazine. The End.

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Anonymous said...

"Q: What qualities do you admire in Reese, as a person and an actress?
A: She can grow a mean beard, that’s for sure (laughter)! I don’t know if you’ve seen her beard—it’s amazing! "

"Q: You talked freely during that interview. You have become a star since. So, has your sex life changed?
A: I’ve become an ascetic—I live in a cave now. That’s why I am growing a beard. I have no sex, so I’m much more interesting!"

"The question came up about who would Jake be interested in dating or something and basically he said he would have to choose the ladies at this particular point in his career."

And you wonder why Disney/CAA muzzled Jake during the bearding and even now? The guy is a walking Freudian-slip. Let Reese vouch for him, or Natalie, or Ryan, or Lainey, or Perez, or his sister, or his press spokesman, or Tobey, or Auntie Curtis, or his therapist, or Lance, or Rufus, but keep Jake's mouth shut!

Anonymous said...

Trolly has no arguments, so posting insults is all he can do.

Anonymous said...

Ted did well today, all 3 J's covered today, made alot of people happy and one midget's bitch face is working overtime.

Anonymous said...

And you wonder why Disney/CAA muzzled Jake during the bearding and even now? The guy is a walking Freudian-slip.

LOL, good point.

Anonymous said...

Daneel Harris (Jensen Ackles's beard / actress from One Tree Hill) just posted a reply to Ted's post on her twitter:

daneelharris: Hey Ted, tell Taryn to buy a new dress because its happening baby!

Jensen's beard is defending Jared Padalecki's bearding. They definitely do care about what Ted says.

Anonymous said...

Was Ted wrong again? What a surprise

Anonymous said...

Wrong about what, 4:38 PM? Closeted gay actors and beards will do as they please, Ted can't stop them.

Anonymous said...

"Daneel Harris (Jensen Ackles's beard / actress from One Tree Hill) just posted a reply to Ted's post on her twitter"

How stupid can she be? By acknowledging Ted she's making him credible. Twitter will be the downfall to so many stupid hollywood people, publicists will be tearing their hair out. You don't know acknowledge gossip in HW no matter how true it may be.

Anonymous said...

^^^^that's why you hire publicists.

Anonymous said...

How stupid can she be?

Daneel Harris isn't bright, that much is certain! lol

Anonymous said...

Is Austin Nichols currently filming this tv show?

Anonymous said...

Yes.

Anonymous said...

Ok, ty.

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Anonymous said...

Maybe Jake quit the ping pong tourney because he's so bad at it that Atticus kept beating him at practice.

Anonymous said...

And you wonder why Disney/CAA muzzled Jake during the bearding and even now? The guy is a walking Freudian-slip.

PoP, Brothers and Nailed - all postponed for a year or longer. I think Jake dumped the beard during November because:

1. after two years of official bearding Jake could dump Reese without breaking the original agreement.

2. Jake didn't want the beard to use promotion of his movies for her self-promotion and more tabloid fiction. Cheap and greedy publicity whore was the last thing Jake needed around when he finally got a chance to promote his new movie. The same will be even more true for PoP promotion.

Anonymous said...

IMO bitchface flashing a fake diamond engagement ring for the paps at the end of September was the last straw for Jake.

Anonymous said...

That was really trashy.

Anonymous said...

I think it was originally a two year contract (started year before Rome) and that Jake was forced into renewing it again to make Jerry happy--remember those angry London dinner pix?

This time Jake threw a fit ala what Ted said a few months ago and couldn't be talked into another year.

Anonymous said...

I'm just baffled that people admire this woman.

Anonymous said...

What's funny is that Bitchface has really screwed herself out of getting a real relationship or even another bearding ploy. Before Reeking she was marginal crazy but who would want her domineering PR whoring sociopath phony ass now? No one in HW is THAT desperate.

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Anonymous said...

Ted had a blind item last October about Toothy being fed up with the beard and threatening his PR because the bearding wasn’t working. Nobody believed Ted at the time and the majority dismissed the blind item as BS. Ted was right. Today Reeke is history. He has good sources.

October 2, 2009

Blind Vice: Toothy Trading Coke for Cracking Up?

This is not a joke: Poor closeted movie star Toothy Tile, last caught pitifully fooling around with blow and broads, is more recently causing his friends to worry something fierce about his head.

And I don't mean the kind he prefers getting in West Hollywood parking lots.

As our beloved Mr. T's same-sex desires (and née partnership) have been cast as far back in the closet as Kevin Spacey appears to be, Toothy's extremely tight band of friends are fretting for the fella's emotional well-being and rightfully so.

"We're wondering when he's going to crack," said one of the slightly lesser-inside chums to the notoriously private actor. "I keep hearing from everybody else that he's about to pop, but it's weird, whenever I see him, he acts like everything's cool. I think he only shows that side of himself to a couple of people."

And those people are telling other people who are telling me:

Toothy's current and arranged girlfriend is starting to "really get on his nerves," particularly when she cleans up after Toothy, who's apparently a bit of a clumsy eater.
Toothy's getting fed up with having to keep his (currently reinvented) relationship with Grey Goose in the dark and is threatening his publicists and hangers-on with outing both himself and Grey which would then, ironically, ruin Grey's own beard relationship, not that anybody really cares, so never mind.
Toothy's been heard complaining to his advisers that the Biz angle they've chosen for him is not exactly panning out, so "what has it been for?," as Toothy has cried.
Toothy's so frustrated by being a nonperson, as it were (and how he deems it, quite unlike many other fellow Hollywood celebs who are perfectly happy to sell their empty souls to the tabloid devil), he's become unnaturally obsessed with his abs, a subject years prior, when he was happier with Grey, he didn't give an ef about.
Toothy, Toothy, Toothy!

Please give up this hideous fake life while you can?and before you turn into one of these six-packed prima donnas who have about as much to say in life as does Kristin Cavallari. We know the real Toothy's dying to come out.

Let him!

(Hey, Neil Patrick Harris still has an OK gig, ya know).

It Ain't: Kevin Spacey, Bradley Cooper, Robert Pattinson

Blind Vice: Toothy Trading Coke for Cracking Up?

Anonymous said...

There is one "butch" thing Jake should do, work on his calves. I was looking at some of his biking pics, his lower legs are not very manly. He needs more muscle in his calves or wear less spandex or get implants. If Jake were a woman, I think his problem area would be his thighs/calves areas.

Anonymous said...

Bitchface doing phony engagement ring flashing at paps: September 25, 2009.

Jake said...

WTF?! I have beautiful legs! *sulks*

Anonymous said...

Hook em Reese, LOL!

http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hollywood/reese-witherspoon-longhorns-supporter-214001/

Jake said...

his lower legs are not very manly. He needs more muscle in his calves

But then I wouldn't get to pose semi-anonymously in dresses and high heels with my legs wrapped around Austin's neck!

Anonymous said...

Question blog administrator, can Reese be banned now?

Anonymous said...

or get implants

Huh? Jake's legs are fine. Why don't you learn to appreciate differences and not tell people to get plastic surgery if their features aren't to your tastes.

Anonymous said...

^^^just her name, bitchface, midget, sourface etc...still should apply though.

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Anonymous said...

"But then I wouldn't get to pose semi-anonymously in dresses and high heels with my legs wrapped around Austin's neck!"

lol

Anonymous said...

Well he did get his nose fixed.

Anonymous said...

can Reese be banned now?

Sheesh. We'll talk about bitchface if we want to, until it eventually wears itself out. You're welcome to scroll in the meantime.

Longhorn Reese said...

It's my last-ditch effort to regain the fauxmance by supporting my fake boyfriend's gay boyfriend's Texas team!

Anonymous said...

Well he did get his nose fixed.

Like most of Hollywood. It's standard.

Anonymous said...

6:26 IA. Seems like maybe the cameras emphasize noses and since the audience should be looking at the whole face, the nose is made smaller for film aesthetics. I wish Owen Wilson would get his nose fixed. That thing is atrocious. I can't concentrate on the movie, his character or what lines he's saying when his nose is in the scene. It totally takes over it's so distracting and I start wondering what the hell is wrong with it, why he doesn't get it fixed, if it's hard for him to breathe, if he snores with it, how people kiss him, etc.

Anonymous said...

Who the hell knows or cares that Austin is a Longhorn fan? She's from the south, could be a friend or friends are fans.

Anonymous said...

Bitchface doesn't have any friends.

Anonymous said...

Alabama is in the South too but Bitchface just happens to wear a Texas Longhorn hat!

Anonymous said...

Can we not just move on from RW already?

Broadway? said...

omgitskennyb: JAKE GYLLENHALL IS ON BROADWAY! :O
about 2 hours ago

Location New York City

Anonymous said...

Scroll 7:00 #2..scroll.

Anonymous said...

Lol Jake sure gets around!

Anonymous said...

Duncan Jones: On plane again. Montreal to LA. Going to do some script Reading in flight and maybe catch up on sleep. Be good while I'm gone!!
about 8 hours ago


Duncan went to LA, Jake went to NYC?

Anonymous said...

I think there are two Jake Gs walking around, but alot of actors look like Jake. I saw a pic of the guy from Grey's Anatomy, the dark haired one, I thought it was Jake. Then there's KD Lange and don't forget Anne Frank but she's dead.

Anonymous said...

Don't be lazy, post picture of that Grey's Anatomy guy.

Anonymous said...

He was in Sweet Alabama with what's her face. Its hot though.

Anonymous said...

"alot of actors look like Jake."

ITA.

Anonymous said...

Patrick Dempsey

Anonymous said...

LOL 7:11. Don't be lazy - google it.

Florida Tom said...

The bitch may be wearing that hat just to scare the hell out of Jake. Jake needs to come out soon.

Anonymous said...

Patrick Dempsey doesn't look like Jake.

Anonymous said...

"Patrick Dempsey"

Plus he's kind of gross.

Jake, otoh, looks very well groomed all the time. He looks clean (unlike his sister, but that's another topic).

Anonymous said...

^^^not exactly like him but the same look, so does Matt Bomer.

Anonymous said...

omgitskennyb probably saw Anthony on Broadway.

Anonymous said...

Jonathan Togo, CSI looks a bit like Jake.

Anonymous said...

Anne H looks a bit like Jake too.

Anonymous said...

yeah Anne does look like him.

Anonymous said...

Jeez Jake's Dad was a slut too.

Anonymous said...

Anne H looks a bit like Jake too.

I disagree.

While I like Anne as an actress, I don't find her very pretty. When the hair and make up are done well (+ her great hight) she's an eye catcher though.

Anonymous said...

Jake has a lot of cousins who look like him.

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next Friday said...

Matt Bomer and Anderson Cooper - together!

Matt is going to be on Live with Regis and Kelly on Friday, Jan. 15th promoting "White Collar." Anderson will be co-hosting that day.

Anonymous said...

Both Anne and Jake have long, horsey faces, dark hair and buggy eyes. They could pass for siblings.

Anonymous said...

Anne & Jake

If he were straight they'd make a cute couple though.

The world's females over the age of 12 said...

If he were straight

If only!

Anonymous said...

They would!

Anonymous said...

Matt Bomer

Matt Boner.

Anonymous said...

If Jake wants a female companion again (for career or whatever reasons), then please chose a brunette lady, not some little blondie again. It's getting boring!!!

Anonymous said...

I think it would be great PR for both if Jake and Susan Sarandon painted the town one night. The mystery of Jake would be back on!

Anonymous said...

^^Ha! That'd be great!

Anonymous said...

What about Miss Aniston:

Jen you have nice boobies!

Anonymous said...

Susan Sarandon didn't end a two decades marriage to play pr games with Jake. Dream on.

Anonymous said...

Susan Sarandon wasn't married!

Anonymous said...

Susan Sarandon didn't end a two decades marriage to play pr games with Jake.

Sooner or later Susan Sarandon will play ping-pong with Jake in her NYC club.

Susan said...

I will kick his ass!

Montreal said...

Jake Gyllenhal will be back in Montreal to shoot a new movie. http://bit.ly/7XJNAo
16 minutes ago

Location Montreal, Qc
http://twitter.com/Paparadis

Florida Tom said...

next Friday said...
Matt Bomer and Anderson Cooper - together!

Matt is going to be on Live with Regis and Kelly on Friday, Jan. 15th promoting "White Collar." Anderson will be co-hosting that day.



That will be interesting. Got to watch that one.

Anonymous said...

Damn that Kelly is lucky!

Anonymous said...

Jake, is that you?

The Adam Lambert FCC Complaints: Won't Somebody Please Think of the F—king Children?? said...

Bless The Smoking Gun for finding the emails sent to the FCC after Adam Lambert gay glitter-splooged all over the American Music Awards' face. People were so mad! And obscene! And worried about the kids! Here are our faves.

Mostly people were shocked and appalled that such sex-filth could be put on television, and their toddlers who were up at 10pm watching pop music awards were scarred forever. TSG has twenty-eight of these morally righteous missives and they're all pretty funny... until they get sorta depressing.

Click images for full-size versions.

Gawker

Florida Tom said...

Anonymous said...
Damn that Kelly is lucky!



Kelly loves Anderson. I am sure her and her husband hang out with Anderson and his BF as they do NPH and his partner.

Taylor and Tom said...

Well! Nikki Finke has a good scoop today: 17 year-old Taylor Lautner is getting $7.5 million for starring in the upcoming Tom Cruise vehicle "Northern Lights". Young, talented and richer than you. How's your coffee? Ours is kinda bitter...

According to Deadline, that $7.5 million is way more than admittedly huge stars Miley Cyrus and Zac Efron make per flick. In addition to "Northern Lights," Lautner was recently cast in the upcoming action film "Max Steel." [Deadline]

Anonymous said...

I am sure her and her husband hang out with Anderson and his BF

How sure, Tom? Is this fact?

Anonymous said...

I hope Taylor L plays it smart, whether he's gay or straight and just keep his personal life to himself. His first smart move, getting rid of the painfully obviously arranged famous girlfriend. Talking about drawing too much unwanted attention to your personal life. HW should stop using publicists as a dating service. Match.com is better at it.

Anonymous said...

Anyone is better at it!

Chin's PR planted fiction said...

The Chin's latest planted PR fiction:

Witherspoon's a dish
But Gyllenhaal didn't send fancy china to win her back

BY BILL ZWECKER Sun-Times Columnist

While there is no truth to the tale that Jake Gyllenhaal sent ex-girlfriend Reese Witherspoon a $75,000 set of fancy china in order to win her back, the actor still is trying to find a way to revive their relationship.

A longtime close Gyllenhaal pal tells me the actor ''is truly pining for Reese. He thinks she's his soulmate . . . the woman he wants to be with the rest of his life.''

I've also learned Witherspoon -- though still very fond of Gyllenhaal -- has moved on with her life and doesn't believe she should get back with the actor.

• Along with missing Witherspoon, Gyllenhaal is sad he no longer sees her children, with whom he had developed a close friendship.

• While Witherspoon's ex-husband Ryan Phillippe has split with actress Abbie Cornish (who took him away from his Oscar-winning wife), don't look for Witherspoon and Phillippe to reconnect. ''They've reached a good relationship as divorced parents, and that's where it's going to remain,'' a close Witherspoon friend said Thursday.

Chicago Sun-Times

Anonymous said...

^^Haus fraus fiction

Anonymous said...

There's a part ownership for sale on this bridge that half of it sits in Brooklyn. I wonder if the Chicago Sun Times writer wants to buy it. I could get him a pre-mulitple listings price.

Anonymous said...

At least Zwicker is more entertaining than Casablanca.

Anonymous said...

I don't think Jake cares what he has to do at this point to be rid of reese and have his freedom back. Let her be the one who ended the relationship and let Jake be sad. As long as he doesn't stay sad too long.

I think the purpose of the article was to make sure that evryone knew that Jake did not spend $75,000 on a set of dishes. There is so much good he could do with $75,000 in a world where people are starving and many Americans are out of work.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Jake is now making some of his own decisions or working with new PR. Yeah he had to do certain things to out of reeke but it was well worth it. It is time for Jake to get some good PR. Reeke has him straight for a while(well for some)and that is what he wanted out of it.

Anonymous said...

I think the point of the article is to make Reese look good. Reese did the dumping, she's so wonderful that Jake's pining (lol) for her and can't live without his soulmate (lol harder). Reese has already moved on because she wasn't dumped. I'm sure he had to include that the dishes story was fake because Gossip Cop proved it to be. I get the feeling that Reese's PR will step up the Reese did the dumping stories because so far it does look like another guy left.

Anonymous said...

Chicago Sun-Times

Chicaco Sun-Times also claimed that M. Williams blackmailed the Ledgers because she allegedly had some e-mails they sent to their son which were, in her opinion, verbally abusive. She allegedly blackmailed them to either give Matilda her portion of the estate (which Heath, as you know, left the parents, his sister and the two half-sisters) or else she'd publish the mails.

I say bullshit.

And the Jake/Reese story sounds like bullshit too.

sienna said...

My question is: why do they keep talking about it. Does ANYONE really care about them breaking up other than us, and we're just cheering and hurling at all the stupidness about dishes and soulmates, etc. I think the general public totally bought the whole thing, but at the same time, i don't think they cared - they were just too boring to care about even in the beginning - so i really doubt anyone is sitting around scratching their heads wondering what their status is now. RW needs to get some new material. This "Poor Pitiful Jake" story is starting to look desperate. :(

Anonymous said...

Very well said Sienna. Really all the Reeke break up stories out there all are flattering to Reese. More proof that they are put out there by her PR. If she can't do Reeke photo ops anymore, she has to keep her name in the tabloids and gossip coloumns some how. Hence the Reese moving on stories and the million Reese photo ops.

Ted said...

Dear Ted:
On a number of occasions in the past few years you've hinted that Toothy was on the verge of pulling the plug on his public persona charade and revealing his true persuasion, but to no avail. Toothy seems to have lost his nerve each time and his true identity still eludes us. Is 2010 the year where we will finally definitely find out who Toothy really is? Is Toothy any closer to coming clean? What about Grey Goose? Any chance he may decide on going public in the near future?
—Quickly Losing Hope

Dear Toothy Perplexed:
I don't see Grey Goose going public unless Toothy would. I think T.T. is calling the shots, and he has much more to lose. I'm with you, babe, I've been waiting and waiting, and really don't know what to expect anymore. But I still have stupidass hope!


Dear Ted:
I've been curious for a while if Jamie Foxx's Blind Vice has anything to do with Jake's. They are friends, but how close are they really?
—First timer

Dear Random Pairing:
Sorry, detective horny, Jamie and Jake have two separate B.V.s.


Dear Ted:
You've already made references to E! lawyers. Do they check everything you post? I'm mostly curious about closeted celebrities. I know you never out people, but I guess you must have some solid proof about gay actors, especially when you make bold statements. So how does it work?
—4

Dear Good Q's:
Yes, everything that gets posted gets read first by our anal-retentive lawyers, most of whom wear mauve suits from Loehmann's.

The Awful Truth

Anonymous said...

Anne lends her voice to Simpsons:

tbo

Quite an honor, isn't it? ;)

Anonymous said...

But I still have stupidass hope!

Shut up Ted! And stop leading people on!

People can believe what they want based on what they observe themselves, but those gossip columnists know very little to nothing.

Chris Pine said...

Oh Jake is pining for something alright. Me!

Zachary Quinto said...

Bitch!

Horny Atticus said...

Bitch!

Where?

Anonymous said...

Nice try Atticus! We know you are gay, too.

Anonymous said...

"Longhorns" Reese Witherspoon from yesterday - that cap was used for previous photo op (Just Jared).

Ted said...

Blind Vice: Young Gay Movie Star in Heat!

Gorgeous young stud Parrish Maguire is as crafty with publicity as he is shy with his fans. Trust us on this one: He's no tormented Toothy Tile, who can't decide which side of the closet door he wants to be on. Parrish has his feet firmly planted inside his walk-in closet (which holds an unfortunate assortment of Lycra, we're sorry to report), where he fully plans on remaining.

Especially since Mr. Maguire has such magnificent male company to keep him satisfied...

As in a hot boyfriend he's absolutely koo-koo horny for and has had for a while now. And this romantic situation was in full force long before Parrish's handlers saw to it to fix him up with luscious, multitalented celeb Priscilla Desert, who has a bit more experience with boys than even Parrish himself does!

The funny thing is, really, that Parrish's friends are even more cavalier about discussing his same-sex bent than even Toothy's buds are—which is really saying something. It's just that Maguire's personal pals think there's such a disconnect between their crowd and Parrish's suddenly gigantic fanbase, they figured word would never trickle down.

Well, isn't that what gossip columns are for?

Exactly. And let's just say Maguire's pro advisers have been far more clammed up in discussing their client's true sexual preference—and they'd like to keep it that way, and Parrey doesn't mind in the least. Ah, such fun to be young and have not convictions yet; it's so much easier that way! (Poor Toothy.)

By the way, this pretty-open life that Parrish led prior to his meteoric rise to hot-stud fame suddenly explains why he almost didn't get his current fab job. Makes perfect sense.

But so, too, does how Parrish's studio employers decided to get Parrish hooked up with Priscilla ASAP.

And the only difference between Parrish and Toothy here is that P-boy doesn't mind his fakey tabloid ride in the least; Toothy loathes it.

Hmm. Who's going to last longer, in the end?

And It Ain't: Justin Timberlake, Ryan Kwanten, Liam Hemsworth

The Awful Truth

Anonymous said...

which holds an unfortunate assortment of Lycra, we're sorry to report

LOL!

Anonymous said...

Reese and Matty!

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/01/08/reese-witherspoon-deacon-longhorn-pride/

Anonymous said...

I think they were a real (although famwhoring) couple and that he dumped her. Bitch is trying to win him back, not the other way around. Don't shoot, it's JMO.

Anonymous said...

10:52 AM, you obviously don't know anything about the fauxmance and Hollywood publicity.

Anonymous said...

10:52 AM, trying to be a subtle trolly are we?

Anonymous said...

Especially since Mr. Maguire has such magnificent male company to keep him satisfied... As in a hot boyfriend he's absolutely koo-koo horny for and has had for a while now.

Nice! :)

huh? said...

Jake Gyllenhaal's been having a bit of trouble with his ADR for Prince of Persia. On hold until Barbara the voice coach rolls in. Awwww.
about 3 hours ago

http://twitter.com/StyleCouncillor

huh? 2 said...

@stylecouncillor Jake Gyllenhaal in today? swoon! can i come hang out there?
about 3 hours ago

ADR said...

"Dubbing" also describes the process of an actor's re-recording lines spoken during filming and which must be replaced to improve audio quality or reflect dialog changes. This process is called automated dialogue replacement, or ADR for short.

Anonymous said...

Jake Gyllenhaal's been having a bit of trouble with his ADR for Prince of Persia. On hold until Barbara the voice coach rolls in. Awwww.

Jake is in UK?

Anonymous said...

I think he put his PR to tweet that he is speaking his own lines. That's nice to know.

The name "Automated DR" is absurd. What is automated about one guy trying to synchronize with the image of his own lips?

Anonymous said...

Not to mention explain why he can't make it for ping pong.

pink news said...

Portugal votes to legalise gay marriage

Portugal's parliament today voted to legalise marriage for gays and lesbians.

The Catholic country is now the sixth in Europe to grant same-sex couples the right to wed, although this will not include adoption rights.

Addressing lawmakers before the vote, prime minister Jose Socrates said the law "rights a wrong" and would end "pointless suffering".

But he added: "This issue of adoption is different as it does not just involve adults who are free to give their consent."

The law will remove any references to gender in the country's marriage laws.

Although centre-right parties opposed the change, all left-wing parties supported it.

The law must be approved by President Anibal Cavaco Silva but parliament has the power to override a veto from him.

It is expected to come into force in April, a month before Pope Benedict XVI visits the country.

Five other European countries allow gay marriage: Spain, Belgium, the Netherlands, Norway and Sweden.

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2010/01/08/portugal-votes-to-legalise-gay-marriage/

Anonymous said...

I think Jake is really bummed about missing ping-pong with Susan, Catherine, David Schwimmer and Mike Myers.

Anonymous said...

The Catholic country is now the sixth in Europe to grant same-sex couples the right to wed...

Good news :)

everyone with a brain said...

And the only difference between Parrish and Toothy here is that P-boy doesn't mind his fakey tabloid ride in the least; Toothy loathes it.


So do we.

Anonymous said...

In the past, Gyllenhaal has often proved something of a reluctant interviewee, so when we sit down together a short while later, I ask if he is more at ease with himself nowadays. "I do feel that," he says. "I really do feel that way. I think that my director on Brothers, Jim Sheridan, started it off. He ignited something, which was like, 'You can be whatever you want or, if not, whatever you are is enough.'"


Hate to sound narcississtic but we've been telling him the same thing here for years.

Tiger Woods said...

Tell-all: Alleged mistress Loredana Jolie Ferriolo claims Tiger Woods had gay encounters

RadarOnline.com reports that Italian model Loredana Jolie Ferriolo, who is attempting to sell a tell-all book on her alleged trysts with the pro golf star, claims to have witnessed Woods participating in gay encounters.

NY Daily News

Anonymous said...

Hate to sound narcississtic but we've been telling him the same thing here for years.

Jake couldn't admit that he reads WFT2 :)

Anonymous said...

Don't expect he would, but we've still been saying it.

In fact it's been the mantra of most of the internet push for people to come out: be yourself.

Anonymous said...

Can Jake be himself in the glass closet?

I never believed Jake has balls for coming out.

Anonymous said...

Dear Good Q's:
Yes, everything that gets posted gets read first by our anal-retentive lawyers, most of whom wear mauve suits from Loehmann's.


LOL :)

Anonymous said...

Anne lends her voice to Simpsons

Go Anne!

'The Simpsons' to air 450th episode on Sunday

On Sunday's show, Krusty the Clown falls in love with a singing princess (voiced by Anne Hathaway) and Homer is almost lured away from his job at the Springfield nuclear power plant. (It involved doughnuts.)

Anonymous said...

But I still have stupidass hope!

Shut up Ted! And stop leading people on! People can believe what they want based on what they observe themselves, but those gossip columnists know very little to nothing.


Why shouldn't Ted hope that Jake will come out one day?
Gossip columnists don't know everything and aren't saying everything they know, but they are in position to know a lot.

Anonymous said...

Baby Tile will be into his tenth year of psychoanalysis before Toothy comes out.

Anonymous said...

Never say never! Maybe someone will push Jake out of the closet or offer to make an honest man out of him.

coming out said...

People (January 18, 2010) chats with George Michael, who admits to being sick of "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" while saying his fave Wham! song was "the original 'Freedom.' I was 19 wen I wrote it. Afterwards, I couldn't believe I did it."

Also of note, he praises Lady GaGa, Amy Winehouse and Bjork but seems unimpressed by if gracious toward Adam Lambert:

"He's the guy with the eyeliner and black nails, right? I've heard him perform. He certainly seems talented. I didn't come out until after my mother died, as I was sure the papers would attack me and that would hurt her. Adam is out, so he won't have that problem. I wish him a lot of success."

Boy Culture

Anonymous said...

Fucking hell at LAST.

Toothy makes the Urban Dictionary. Legendary status is confirmed. I've waited years for this!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=toothy+tile

Anonymous said...

You can even buy a Toothy mug and flask.

I'm so there dude!

Anonymous said...

LOL!

Anonymous said...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/products.php?defid=3261862

Bumper sticker for TED methinks.

Anonymous said...

I want to buy Jake that stein. It's really stylish too.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Toothy Tile - Urban Dictionary custom products

Anonymous said...

I want to buy Jake that stein.

I think you should buy it for Ted :)

Jake said...

Toothy makes the Urban Dictionary. Legendary status is confirmed.

Duh!

Anonymous said...

Someone has to be at a Jake signing and wear a Toothy Tile Urban Dictionary hoody, tshirt and hat! And have Jake sign the shirt!

Florida Tom said...

Oh my God I cant believe it. That is for real.

LOL said...

Can you imagine asking Jake to sign your shirt and it's a big ol Toothy Tile shirt?! Fuck!!

Anonymous said...

Or asking Jake for a picture while wearing this t-shit?

Atlanta Falcons' Ovie Mughelli Was Just Outed By a Jilted Ex-Lover said...

With everyone complaining about how there aren't very many out still-playing professional sports stars, will you settle for a NFL player forced out the closet against his own will?
That's what's happening to Atlanta Falcons fullback Ovie Mughelli, whose sexuality was supposedly unveiled on the website MissJia.com by someone claiming to be his ex-boyfriend. The report, originally posted as a blind item, was quickly followed up with the reveal, which includes photo evidence of their relationship, like pictures of Mughelli and a car rental receipt with his name on it. (Predictably, the rumors are not being addressed by the Falcons or Mughelli's publicist; questions are being directed to his attorneys.)

The same-sex romance supposedly began when Mughelli was a college student in 2001 and, heartbroken over breaking up with his girlfriend, called on his now tell-all former lover. Fast-forward a few years and Mughelli goes pro, and for "professional" reasons needed to end the relationship. About another two years pass, contact is reestablished (yes we are seriously summarizing here), and Mughelli arranges a meet with his sometimes-lover — only to have his attorney slide an envelope across the table, which is his to keep if he'll leave the NFLer alone. (He refused, and says he never opened the envelope.)
...

Queerty

Anonymous said...

another two years pass, contact is reestablished (yes we are seriously summarizing here), and Mughelli arranges a meet with his sometimes-lover — only to have his attorney slide an envelope across the table, which is his to keep if he'll leave the NFLer alone.

"One day he called to tell me he had really big news and said it would be worth my while. His exact words. I didn’t like the sound of it, and just felt like something wasn’t right. Trusting him as the man I loved, I allowed him to send me money to travel down to see him. He wanted to meet at his house, but I didn’t feel right, so I demanded we meet in a public place. I pulled up, saw him at a table and sat down. He literally looked at me, got up, without saying a word, and a man in a suit sat down and slid an envelope to me. In a nutshell, this bastard set me up! The man that sat down was his lawyer. He basically told me that I should take what’s in the envelope and not contact him again."

http://missjia.com/whoa-an-atlanta-baller-is-gay-did-what.html?23f00420

Anonymous said...

He literally looked at me, got up, without saying a word, and a man in a suit sat down and slid an envelope to me.

How heartwarming! Geez.

Ted said...

BabyVegaz: RT: @theawfultruth: "Blind Vice: Young Gay Movie Star in Heat! http://bit.ly/7WK7pc " Nothing more scintillating than sexuality speculation.
about 3 hours ago

theawfultruth: @BabyVegaz and trust me, Parrish Maguire is having much more fun than Toothy Tile
25 minutes ago from web in reply to BabyVegaz

Ted said...

Beards shouldn't mess with Ted or he'll fire back. This is Ted's reply to Jensen Ackles' beard Daneel Harris:


Danneel Harris Guns for Jensen Ackles—Then Us!

Yesterday, One Tree Hill honey Danneel Harris, who's engaged to Supernatural cutie-hottie Jensen Ackles, tweeted that she is so getting married. This after we ran an item saying don't hold your breath for such a swell event.

In fact, I bitched that famously fun-loving bachelors Jensen and his hunky Supernatural costar Jared Padalecki would sooner marry each other than actually follow through with marrying their fiancées. I also said I'd get Taryn Ryder, who's disgustingly gaga for Ryan Gosling, a date with Rachel McAdams' muscle-man ex should these marriages actually come to pass.

Ms. Harris, who I hear is besties with Sophia Bush and the like, not to mention a big proponent of playing bad girls (the best kind!), shot back to us via Twitter:

"Hey, Ted, tell Taryn to buy a new dress because it's happening, baby!"

Too fab!

I then tweeted to Danneel that Taryn's so happy, and asked if she and Jared are going to film their newlywed months for reality television, since Danneel can do with a camera and red carpet events what Angelina Jolie can do with starving orphans.

Here's what she piped at us:

"@theawfultruth We've been building up our tolerance for liqueur and national scorn 4yrs in hopes that some1 would afford us this opportunity."

Then Harris labeled me "a funny hater." Wow. As a jaded-ass gossip crank, I'm duly impressed. Not only does this babe have the balls to banter with some jerk who said her fake marriage would never happen, she's damn smart about sticking up for herself in the process! Maybe this wedding will materialize after all?

I want an invite, Danneel! I promise to keep it all off-record and not to kiss the groom, deal?

And I don't know about you, but I can't wait for the (televised) Jensen and Danneel show. Get on that, Oprah Winfrey, shouldn't you grab that for your new network? Also, if anyone has any question as to who'll be sitting in the director's chair for the Harris/Ackles union, darling, you're reading the wrong column.

Oh, by the way, Danneel: What's up with Sophia and Austin Nichols? Are they the next duo in this happy lineup of love-silly TV stars to tie the knot?

The Awful Truth

Anonymous said...

She asked for it! lol

Anonymous said...

this babe have the balls to banter with some jerk who said her fake marriage would never happen

Gloves are off!

Anonymous said...

http://twitter.com/The_Gossip_Boy

I wonder who this is...

The_Gossip_Boy said...

Name: I'll never tell
Location: New York; L.A

twitter.com/The_Gossip_Boy

Anonymous said...

Ouch Ted hit a nerve yet again with Danneel. What a small world, she may inadvertly put old Grey Goose (pending Austin is GG) in the middle of this showdown.


And damn that Reese, I knew as soon as I saw the longhorn cap covering her horns that Texas was doomed. She did a movie in Alabama for goodness sake, why didn't she wear their hat? I heard she wasn't very well liked there in Alabama after her movie visit.

Anonymous said...

Why do you ask, 6:37 PM? What caught your eye?

The Gossip Boy said...

I was right about the Turkey, just found out that my favorite Hollywood "couple" just might get back together for his new movie coming out

You can tell she is un-happy no matter how many times she goes to Starbucks, but I would be too if I were Her

Can you imagine having to be all over this hot ripped guy and pretend you are in love but you cant even do him cause he like penis!

about 21 hours ago from web

Anonymous said...

In that article they mention Ryan had broken up with his girlfriend. Why bring up Ryan in a Reese and Jake article? I'll answer my own question, Reese planted this article to make Jake look bad yet again and throw a zinger at Ryan and Abbie.

Anonymous said...

Yes, that Bill Zwecker or Chicago Sun Times is doing favors for Reese Witherspoon's PR.

Anonymous said...

Love that Ted brought up Austin and Sophia in connection to the Supernatural boys.

Anonymous said...

"Can you imagine having to be all over this hot ripped guy and pretend you are in love but you cant even do him cause he like penis!"

Might be Jake, Taylor L, any gay actor in HW. I just hope Jake doesn't do it because I don't think POP will do as well as he hopes and he may get stuck for nothing.

omg! said...

@TheAwfulTruth might have brought it up, but I have the bite marks to prove it. Maybe one day Ill tweet pics enuff to rock Hollywood
about 3 hours ago

Oh BTW, Jacob, I need my jacket I left at ur place last night. Thanks, Prince! It was a blast!
about 3 hours ago

twitter.com/The_Gossip_Boy

Anonymous said...

^^^^^
Is someone playing games? Jake is not that stupid.

Anonymous said...

That twitter sounds like he may be talking about one of the SN guys, he mentions him getting married and sounds like he may have been involved with him. The Starbicks comment and the hot ripped comment sounds like he may be talking about the fiance.

The twitter sounds like he is on a soap.

Anonymous said...

I thought that was about Nelly Fang.

Anonymous said...

one of the SN guys

What is SN? Supernatural?

Anonymous said...

Yes, but they both are engaged and don't have a movie coming out.

Anonymous said...

The_Gossip_Boy is talking about Ted's blind item Nelly Fang:

@theawfultruth Oh Teddy, I know who Nelly Fang is and I cant show u the bite marks to prove it!!
about 4 hours ago from web

Anyone heard about the Vamp who likes to bite boys in the bushes during his morning Jogs?
about 3 hours ago from web

@TheAwfulTruth might have brought it up, but I have the bite marks to prove it. Maybe one day Ill tweet pics enuff to rock Hollywood
about 3 hours ago from web

omg repost! said...

@TheAwfulTruth might have brought it up, but I have the bite marks to prove it. Maybe one day Ill tweet pics enuff to rock Hollywood
about 3 hours ago

Oh BTW, Jacob, I need my jacket I left at ur place last night. Thanks, Prince! It was a blast!
about 3 hours ago

twitter.com/The_Gossip_Boy

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