Jake Gyllenhaal and Austin Nichols
April 13, 2009
April 13, 2009
The top ten reasons a bike is better than a boyfriend:
10. He always follows your directions.
9. He doesn’t care if you ride more than one bike.
8. You can always add performance-enhanced upgrades.
7. He doesn’t complain about being tired if you want him to go faster.
6. It’s a good thing if he’s full of gas.
5. He naturally vibrates without extra accessories.
4. He only whines if something is actually wrong.
3. He can take you from zero to "Oh, my God! Oh my God!" in 3.4 seconds.
2. He doesn’t worry if his engine isn’t the biggest you’ve ever ridden.
1. You’re guaranteed to get off at least once at the end of every ride!
More photos: IHJ
1,842 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 1201 – 1400 of 1842 Newer› Newest»If Jake's angry fans went else where, who would he have left?
Doesn't matter where they go. The comments on the sites are not fan comments. It's all negative. If the gay fans are upset, why even be on a site of someone you are upset with for months or years on end. I would say that no fans are better than angry upset people.
He just wanted to act, and seemed only to tolerate all the interviews, etc. that went along with it. I really respect that.
"I think that's better, tho."
I think so too. The more you see of and read about an actor outside of their movies, the more tired you get of them.
^^I don't want that to happen to Jake.
But, no fans mean no BO, and no BO means no more offers, and no more offers means no A-List, and wasn't that one of Jake's original goals with Reeke? To make the A-list?
I am a consumer, and Jake is a product, I have the choice to either buy or pass. From what I've seen over the last two years, I'm most assuredly passing on it. And, I also have the right to express my displeasure where ever and whenever I choose. Since talking about the cowardly bearding Jake to my insurance agent, the mechanic and the lady at the drive up bank window usually brings blank stares, I come here to WFT2 to be among those who understand.
If you find it so distasteful here, why don't you leave, and take your easily offended sensibilities with you.
"I don't want that to happen to Jake."
Me neither, but it's already happening.
Heath was a big man who radiated sexuality and masculine power. Plus he was beautiful with a god given voice. I could easily see how all of that could be intimidating and endlessly alluring.
Since talking about the cowardly bearding Jake to my insurance agent, the mechanic and the lady at the drive up bank window usually brings blank stares, I come here to WFT2 to be among those who understand.And my partner! :)
Heath was a big man who radiated sexuality and masculine power. Plus he was beautiful with a god given voice. I could easily see how all of that could be intimidating and endlessly alluring.Oh G*d, was he ever. That voice just does me in every time. Magnificent. Shakespearean.
But, no fans mean no BO,You can't judge the number of Jake fans or moviegoers by who posts on WFT2. We're just a very small microcosm of people. I'm still pleasantly surprised how many people in the wider world of interwebs still like Jake and his acting.
Since we're talking about Jake's recent outbursts, does anyone remember when Jake stormed out of that shoe store in Paris while Reese was trying on shoes?
Maybe it's time for another trip to the therapist. He always seems to go that Medical Center in Hollywood after an extended bout of Reeking for a little spiritual and psychological hygiene. After the Coachella debacle, maybe he should wash his hands first.
I found it most interesting that Ted didn't make any really snarky comments about the viability or truthfulness of Jake and Reese's realtionship in his column today.
In fact, he was rather sweet and pleasant (for Ted). Wonder what's up.
I come here to WFT2 to be among those who understand.And my partner! :)
Is your partner Jake?
You may be talking about it for a lonnnng time. Just trying to help you relieve some of your misery. You say 2 years? Wow. Nothing else going on huh?Thanks, but no thanks. I'll be just fine without your unsolicited advice.
Got plenty going on, if you must know, plenty to keep me busy and happily content. See, I've have no burning desire to convince others that my opinion is the only right one.
See, I've have no burning desire to convince others that my opinion is the only right one.
Are you really sure of that? There is no need to get moody about it, but it seems you have spent 2 years or more trying to convince people that Jake is gay and making terrible choices then get touchy when someone points this out.
Is that you that's been stalking me for the last two years? Looking over my shoulder, watching my every move, delving into my inner most thoughts, desires and motivations?
No?
Then you know absolutely nothing about me. And you're insistance that you do is fucking creepy, dude. I'm neither moody, nor complacent. I'm me, with the same right as others here, as everyone, as you to type comments about the subject on this blog: Toothy Tile and that means Jake.
Voicing one's opinion does not equal the need to bring others into the same fold. It's just a simple way of communicating with others. You should try it some time.
Shutter Island? Shit..I've been watching that new TV series called Harpers Island and wondering where Michelle was. LMAO.
^^LOL.
"I found it most interesting that Ted didn't make any really snarky comments about the viability or truthfulness of Jake and Reese's relationship in his column today."
Pity. I think that Ted feels so sorry for Jake, and he knows that Jake is between a rock and a hard place.
anon 9:54 being that this is an open blog and fan site, I do have an opinion and I can and will express it on any site just as you have the right to. I can also post or lurk if I so choose to do that.
Apparently my initial questions about fans on this site did not please you although they were valid. Since I don't know you I did not know I had to please certain posters here. Apparently I do. It seeems that you only want fans who think like you posting here, anyone else is free trade to ridicule or attack with name calling.
You know nothing about me either, only that I sometimes question some posters anger. And by the way, your quick defense or onslaught of attacks of people with a different opinion than yours is Creepy.
Please get over yourself with the stalking comment, don't kid yourself that you are that important on the net.
My communication style is fine for me, maybe you should try scrolling past post that don't Please you. Ever try that? Most respectful posters do. I know that won't be happening with you.
Maybe Ted is on the verge to be bought and to shut up.
How do you know that 9:54 has written more than 1 post?
Really bony and ugly without make-up to hide her birthdefect (the chin).
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Ted snarked about Reeke and Coachella:
"Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon, taking a long-needed vacay from Brentwood coffee runs, headed out to the hotass desert to check out musicfest Coachella.
I think they wanted folks to think they actually sweat from things other than hikes and runs.The pretty pair brushed off watching headlining act The Killers in favor of grooving to hipster fave Jenny Lewis. Jakey and Jenny used to date way, way back in the day, but Reese must not be much of a jealous lady since she mouthed the words to every song while Gyll-hon wrapped his Prince of Persia biceps around her.
What a sweetie! How perfectly protective, bro! But what was this, a People Who Have Dated Jake Gyllenhaal Convention?"I think they wanted folks to think they actually sweat from things other than hikes and runs." This was a major PDA photo op, so people will believe they are having sex.
"taking a long-needed vacay from Brentwood coffee runs" Ted knows thats been their bearding routine, coffee in Brentwood.
"Reese must not be much of a jealous lady" Of course not, why would she? She's a beard not a lover.
"Bro" as in brother and sister
"People Who Have Dated Jake Gyllenhaal" People, not women. Sounds like Ted knows there were also guys there who have dated Jake.
Jared Leto was also at Coachella. And gossip has it he screwed Jake when they did that odd movie.
Highway!
8:58 needs to reread Ted. Of course he was sniping at Reeke. How could you miss it. Read 10:44 for the full analysis since you cant figure it out for yourself.
Jake looks good in Brothers? Did you not see the beard and haircut he sported for months? Not flattering at all.
Did you not see the beard and haircut he sported for months? Not flattering at all.
^^ loved the new and different haircut he sported for that movie. And the beard (not Reese) he was sporting was nice and groomed with just a very slight touch of immature gray near the dimple. Love the rugged mature look. I know it aged him 10 years, but most early or mid 20 something men want to project a more mature image until they get in mid 30's. You go Jake.
Can't wait to see the movie.
^^Me either! Not only will he be gorgeous, there will be some good acting in a great story, from what I've heard.
I read Ted's comments too. Quite frankly, I don't think they were that bad. It was more about them being pr whores than anything else. It was also rather pointless. I really don't think he knows what's going on anymore than anyone else.
Ted seems to have moved on to Rob Patterson. I didn't get much from the latest Ted either.
^ I don't think so either.
I think Ted is finally drifting away from TT.
Long time coming. His investment is with the so called hot Patterson guy. The 11 to 17 year old girls seem to love him. More traffic to his site. A good career move for Ted.
And Ted knows that TT has endured and sat him out, regardless of what Jake's sexuality is.
Check mate.
The twilight stuff gets Ted more hits. Same for Lainey. I just can't believe how stupid and desperate those twi-twits are. They are being used, played and manipulated by these gossip columnists. And these columnists are telling them this! Still, like lemmings, they come.
11:56 is so right. So much for Ted "calling Jake out." Jake must laugh his ass off about some of Ted's rants. Jake's pr knows this too, that's why we now get the Austin pics. Just wait unti the POP promo starts.
I just can't believe how stupid and desperate those twi-twits are. They are being used, played and manipulated by these gossip columnists. And these columnists are telling them this! Still, like lemmings, they come.
^^ have you ever heard of ToothyTile? LMAO
Sorry, I could not resist.
12:03, you are admitting you are "used, played and manipulated", as 11:57 said?
Were used..
Yes, somewhat, yes.
But to a certain degree.
Well, you are right 12:03. We too easily fall into the same trap sometimes. We just have to remind ourselve from time to time that Ted has his own agenda, and we can't know how much of his stuff is just "stuff."
I'm 12:11. Some things Ted said made absolutely no sense to me. Like Babytile. Some things did and I believed them, some things I did not believe at all. Drew my own conclusion.
Some of those Coachella pictures are truly embarassing. I'm sure that Naomi is covering her eyes in shame.
Twilight Robsten post: 382 comments
Caught! Grabby Gyllenspoon in Coachella post: 20 comments
What a laugh riot. Someone is actually trying to say that Toothy Tile is over and Jake is straight after all. It is true that Pattison is the new it boy, but Ted is not going to abandon Toothy. He had to soft peddle a bit since today's blurb mentions Jake specifically. Not a blind so he cant say as much.
The ass PDA vid: I can't decide if it was done knowing it would be recorded. I'm also wondering if Jake was:
a. Telling her not to eat so much, touching her butt while he was saying its getting big, she better watch it.
b. If it was a nonsexual gesture, something done jokingly
c. I'll probably get laughed at by saying this but if they are having sex. That area he was touching is pretty erogenous. I can see Jake having anal sex with women, and being naturally attracted to touch that part of a female's body.
Its interesting that Reese didn't flinch and that she wasn't affectionate during or after Jake was feeling her up.
It's the first time I've ever said it, but I think this blog should be closed. I think all his blogs (the few remaining) should be closed because I think his people are relying on this gossipy interest to maintain his image.
If everyone just stopped, there'd only be the excreble iheartjake forums left and even that's not doing the trade it used to. Jake Watch went into freefall, even Cuntara's stopped blogging about him and fighting his corner.
Then maybe he/his people would see people don't think he's all that. But whilever blogs provide the fuel then people like that have a reason to beard and show off. I think at this stage, so long after it all started, it's only fueling the bearding, not helping anyone come out.
We're not needed, he doesn't care about fans support or opinions (on either side) and is just using people. He's got a lot of money and can afford to do what he wants. And, he hasn't got a heck of a lot of acting chops anyway. If he didn't have interest in his private life he'd be considered B-C list of the scale by now.
He used to have some balls but not any more. He's a total signed and sealed Hollywood project from start to finish and I don't know why anyone hopes he'll ever make a stand or do the thign that's so obviously causing him misery and aggression judging by these photos and outbursts.
And before anyone says "well you're here so you must be interested" I duck in on occasion but less and less so. And have now realized he's not worth the time debating over. So I'll probably be posting here once in a blue moon from now on, if that.
even Cuntara's stopped blogging about him and fighting his corner *** Cantara mentioned Toothy Tile few days ago.
"Ted seems to have moved on to Rob Patterson."
There is no need to move, Ted is covering hot gossip topics like all other gossip columnists.
People magazine
Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal's Steamy Getaway
Talk about hot! Reese Witherspoon and beau Jake Gyllenhaal spent a steamy weekend in the desert looking cozy and attending the Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival.
Temperatures reached the 90s while the Hollywood couple spent time at the La Quinta Resort & Club in La Quinta, Calif. They were spotted having breakfast at Twenty 6 restaurant at the hotel and lounging by the pool in the afternoon.
"Reese looked cute in a hat and bikini," says an eyewitness. "She was in a great mood and kept chatting with Jake between sips of a piña colada." Later in the evening at the music festival, the lovebirds snuggled during a set by Jenny Lewis.
Earlier in the week, Witherspoon was spotted preparing for an upcoming movie role by practicing softball and working out at Burn 60 in Brentwood.
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Posted on OMG
April 20th, 2009: The paps caught up with Jake Gyllenhaal Monday afternoon. He was spotted going to his car in a parking garage on Bedford.
Jake - X17 video
Aww, Jake was nice to the paps.
"I think his people are relying on this gossipy interest to maintain his image"
Jake's PR people are relying on tabloids and PR approved gossip sites like Just Jared and Popsugar. Same is true for Reese's PR team.
Matilda, Spike Jonze nad Michelle
^^^ and Michelle
"April 20th, 2009: The paps caught up with Jake Gyllenhaal Monday afternoon. He was spotted going to his car in a parking garage on Bedford"
The weekend's activities obviously meant this week's therapy session needed to be pushed forward a day.
"Jake was nice to the paps"
Looks like it was a good therapy session :)
Kebbell joins Sorcerer's Apprentice
Toby Kebbell is continuing to keep his career on the Hollywood track, and it looks like his latest work in Prince of Persia has caught him the attention of the producer Jerry Bruckheimer who he'll be working with again on Jon Turteltaub's The Sorcerer's Apprentice.
The film is based on the classic Disney animated film Fantasia with Mickey Mouse playing the Apprentice that causes havoc in the Sorcerer's workshop as he loses control over his trainee skills. This film is somewhat different though and may have a lot more to bring to the screen.
The Sorcerer's Apprentice will tell the story of a college student who is recruited by a true Sorcerer to become their apprentice and go through a crash course in magic in order to fight against dark forces which are appearing in Manhattan.
Sounds exciting, like a Harry Potter story in America, and already signed up are some big names of Nicholas Cage, Alfred Molina, Jay Baruchel and Teresa Palmer. The casting announcement from Variety shows that Toby Kebbell is certainly managing to continue his positive streak of roles in Hollywood, and well deserved they are too for he is a strong actor.
Here he is set to play a bad guy, a celebrity illusionist who joins forces with the evil Sorcerer Horvath, played by Molina, on order to gain his knowledge and new powers. So it does sound like a big role in the film as well.
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"Matilda, Spike Jonze nad Michelle"
Spike Jonze seems to be a nice guy, but not good looking at all.
Heath used to give her shoulder rides. :(
"Spike Jonze seems to be a nice guy"
That's the most important thing.
Spike's zipper is open. What's with guys and their open zippers recently? LOL.
Wardrobe malfunction, it was a wardrobe malfunction!
There are rumors that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have broken up. According to a source at Kate Hudson's 30th birthday party he was, "was very much acting like a single guy." [Perez Hilton]
J.J. Abrams originally offered Matt Damon the role of Captain Kirk in Star Trek but Damon turned down the role. "I actually approached Matt and we had some discussions, but everything happens for a reason. On the one hand, it would have been great to work with Matt - but at the end of the day, it was such a better move to cast the movie with unknowns," said Abrams. [The Daily Express]
Neil Patrick Harris's tuxedo caught fire during rehearsals for the TV Land Awards, which he is hosting. The fire was caused by electronic devices sparking. "He just had some welts on his back," says a source. "He didn't have to be taken to a hospital or anything like that." [E!]
Michael Caine says his family teased him when he said he wanted to be an actor because they presumed he was gay. "That's what we thought actors were - all poofs (gay). And sometimes we were right," he said. [The Daily Express]
"It's reminding me of what happened to Ben Affleck. Such a shame because I really thought Jake was the next big thing after BBM. Boy was I wrong."
Ben Affleck says of his Bennifer days: "The media went crazy, our relationship was selling so many magazines, and we became the first couple to fall for this huge media appetite for taking two celebrities and fusing them together into one horrible, mutated entity with one name! That amount of press attention creates resentment, which was still rumbling when Gigli came out. That said, it was an awful movie. It was like a horse's body with a cow's head." [The Telegraph]
"I most admire Matt Damon and Michael J Fox. I just saw Rounders and it just reminds me. Matt Damon is someone who I want to be. I just want to make his smart choices." — Zac Efron. [Mirror]
Funny how all those bearding, media whore phonies want to be someone who wouldn't be caught dead doing what they do.
We need to zip these guys up. Any volunteers? Tough job, but someon'e s gotta do it. :)
Funny how all those bearding, media whore phonies want to be someone who wouldn't be caught dead doing what they do.
What do you mean?
"We need to zip these guys up."
Boys can do it for Jake, and girls for Spike :)
Fine with me!
I don't have any feeling regarding Michelle one way or another, but Spike is more at her level, in every regard. She just didn't fit with Heath. Heath was a better fit with Naomi Watts. It like Brad Pitt was a good fit with Jennifer Anniston. Angelina Jolie is Brad Pitt's level.
And Spike needs to give up the shoulder rides. He isn't tall enough.
:(
Sorry, I meant to say that Brad Pitt was not a good fit with Jennifer Anniston. And quite frankly, I don't think Heath ever really met the true love of his life. He just was in love with the idea of being in a relationship. And he also just loved sex. It would probably require a stadium to hold all of his conquests.
"And quite frankly, I don't think Heath ever really met the true love of his life. He just was in love with the idea of being in a relationship. And he also just loved sex. It would probably require a stadium to hold all of his conquests."
I agree. But I think with 40 or so he maybe would have been ready for a long term relationship.
"Spike said...
:( "
LOL.
"He just was in love with the idea of being in a relationship. And he also just loved sex."
The guy was what, 28? ^^ Perfectly normal typical behavior.
I wasn't being critical of Heath's behavior. On the contrary. I adored Heath. I fully admit I'd have spread myself for him. I'll bet he was a beast in bed.
^ lol, who wouldn't have spread themselves for Heath? I think he was rough in bed too.
I think I could have come just from listening to Heath's voice.
As a man, I don't know how Jake could stand being around all of that. He's got alot more willpower than I would have had.
11:05 AM, ITA. I would’ve jumped Heath’s bones in a flash myself. Who knows, maybe Jake had a really weak moment and tried it? ;)
"Funny how all those bearding, media whore phonies want to be someone who wouldn't be caught dead doing what they do.
What do you mean?"
I'm not 10:05 AM, but it's about Jake and Zac wanting to have Matt Damon's career.
Some of the recent blog comments mentioned no sign of intimacy between Reeke. That fanny goose was probably their attempt to show his hand has been there before and to counterattack those claims. Reese's lack of reaction is odd. Usually that type of gesture at least yields a smile for the lover. Perspective is hard to evaluate in photos. Maybe his hand never really touched her, like a fake punch, done solely for the camera.
I think Jake's hand touched only her dress.
Nowhere for Jake Gyllenhaal to hide Gyllenhaal, Witherspoon can't escape paparazzi at fest
BY BILL ZWECKER Sun-Times Columnist
(Jake Gyllenhaal, pictured with Reese Witherspoon at a Jan. 4 game between the Portland Trail Blazers and Los Angeles Lakers, tried to hide under a hoodie Saturday at the Coachella festival, where his appearance with Witherspoon drew plenty of attention.)
Jake Gyllenhaal apparently had the mistaken idea that he could happily -- and anonymously -- share a weekend music festival with his lady love Reese Witherspoon in relative obscurity.
A source who hung out with the couple at the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in Indio, Calif., Saturday says, ''For some reason, Jake must have thought wearing a hoodie would be enough of a disguise ... but when you're with Reese Witherspoon and a bit of an entourage, you're bound to attract attention -- even in that mob.''
Gyllenhaal has never liked the constant attention his relationship with Witherspoon has drawn. In fact, the continual glare of the paparazzi supposedly contributed to the duo ''taking a break'' less than a year after they initially began dating in March 2007, five months after the Oscar winner's divorce from ex-husband Ryan Phillippe became final.
When they did get back together last spring, ''Jake realized he was stuck with the paparazzi, but that doesn't mean he'll ever truly accept it,'' said a longtime friend of the actor's family Monday.
• At Coachella, Gyllenhaal reportedly complained about the shutterbugs snapping his picture all during Jenny Lewis' performance Saturday night. ''It got so that even Reese seemed a bit peeved that Jake just couldn't ignore them,'' said the source.
''Just don't pay any attention [to them],'' Witherspoon reportedly told her honey. ''Forget them and enjoy the music.''
Chicago Sun-Times
"That fanny goose was probably their attempt to show his hand has been there before and to counterattack those claims."
I agree with Tom from OMG: It's downright weird. Certainly not sexy or comforting or funny. Just weird.
I was surprised to see how Reese walks in the butt-feel vid. I never noticed before, probably because I never saw a vid taken of her walking away, but she waddles, she was totally waddling like a pregnant woman. Not saying she's pregnant, but it could be that her lower back/tailbone was feeling stiff, maybe after the softball practice all week it was sore. Maybe that was why Jake touched her, to ask if she was ok. Has anyone here seen her walk before? Does she usually waddle?
^^She always walked like that.
Jake has a way out of Reeke if he wanted playing the victim and blaming the paps for making his life unbearable. What a fake he is!
I think Reese is pregnant. It's impossible for a movie star to have a gut like that. What i don't understand is how they manage to keep it in secret. This baby is Jake's lottery ticket but i think he is making a big mistake.
oh well...
So what does this article imply? That Reeke never arranged photo ops? To me the Rome ops were obviously arranged.
^ this article is a PR plant to make them look as victims of paps and not give away the arrange the photo ops.
Tell me isn't Anne Hathaway a bigger star than Jake? But we hardly ever see pic of her. Most of my friends know who she is, whereas not many know Jake, but they know Reese. I tell them that Jake (from BBM) is her bf.
Michelle is only paped so much because she's Heath's babymama.
Yes, 11.49 Reese is pregnant. Not sure with what but it's 2 years old now and still very small and no signs of being born.
This reminds me of a blind item about a singer and an actress wherein the singer supposedly couldn't understand how the paps always seemed to know where they were. Apparantly, the singer really didn't know that the actress was calling the paps to arrange the shots. I am not sure if the singer ever really figurred it out.
Maybe the article's trying to imply that not every pap shot is arranged by Jake and Reese, or that Reese is arranging the shots (and not always running it by Jake).
What I find most interesting is that this is coming from his side (supposedly). He's uncomfortable with the paps, not her.
Reese is about to start shooting a film--I seriously doubt she's pregnant. She just has a dumpy body with a gut. Always did except for that period in early 2007 when she eating baby food and starving herself.
Bitch-Back! Why Hasn’t Toothy Tile Been Outed?
Dear Ted:
Since you know who Toothy Tile is (and all the other B.V.s), then certainly their families and friends do, too. So why has on one ever outed him? I would think any tabloid would love to be the first to print it.
—Kroszelle
Dear Rules Change:
Great question. But remember two muy important things: law and money.
The Awful Truth
Yes Reese sure does waddle like Jack Twist the morning after the FNT.
Interesting how many just see a pat on the fanny and not the anal probe. Maybe this is what these crazy kids do all the time, for fun, when they're fooling around making animals talk, and so forth.
Gosh the woman is repulsive, and Jake looks like death walkn' when he's with her.
I gotta change my brands.
"Gyllenhaal has never liked the constant attention his relationship with Witherspoon has drawn."
Oh my. First it was the chin talking shit about paparazzi.
Now someone decided it would be a good idea to sell the same shit in Jake's name.
Re: the anal probe. I saw a husband do that do his wife once. She didn't react either. It's no big deal, and I don't understand what all of the fuss is about. It may have been the first time he's done it; it may be the hundred time that he's done it. So what.
Maybe they do have sex, including anal intercourse. And if so, so what?
^ ^ ^
Maybe Im a naive but for me it's like somebody touching their lover's privates in public - or even caressing tits -
Is this common?
12:14, Ennis did it too. Gay, gay, gay.
I think they do it, an I believe Jake is bi. I also believe he did it with Austin, who I would prefer as his partner, but whatevs.
I think Reese likes/loves Jake more. I think for Jake it was great to land Reese at first, B.O. queen and Oscar winner. I don't think he's still as thrilled as he was. I think this won't last and I think he'll hook up with another person, probably woman again.
Just my opinion!
12:14 PM
Sex? LOL, I don't think so.
PDA - depends on the person. I've seen Heath kiss Naomi Watts in public much more than Michelle. Yes, I do think he was more in love with Naomi anyway, but I also think Michelle is too shy/awkward do much PDA.
Reese seems comfortable with it, but I think Jake fingering her butt is a bit much though.
Posted on OMG by Sun-Times
''Jake realized he was stuck with the paparazzi, but that doesn't mean he'll ever truly accept it,'' said a longtime friend of the actor's family Monday.
Longtime friend of the actor's family = Cantara.
Maybe if Jake was so bothered by the paps he could have moved back abit into the crowd. Oh, but then they wouldn't be able to see him would they - the Sun-Times is always a shill for Reeke, I think the Gyllenhaal's maybe have a 'connection' there.
Chicago Sun-Times has no problem with false facts either:
"began dating in March 2007, five months after the Oscar winner's divorce from ex-husband Ryan Phillippe became final"
Well, there were rumors about them since March I think. They made it public in October 2007.
"Five months after divorce became final" is false fact.
At Coachella, Gyllenhaal reportedly complained about the shutterbugs snapping his picture all during Jenny Lewis' performance Saturday night. ''It got so that even Reese seemed a bit peeved that Jake just couldn't ignore them,'' said the source. Has this been added to explain why Reese looks so bad, possible drunk and very, very jaded in alot of the later pics.
Also, she may well be pregnant, but if I were pregnant I don't think i would be doing this
softball training or this
software training 2 I'd also not really want to stand around in 100 degree heat all day surrounded by dope smoking hipsters, but hey, each to their own.
"software training 2"
LOL, the equipment had to get used to her. Also one rag had her sipping pina coladas at the pool.
Yesterday - "while watching Jenny Lewis perform, Jake apparently couldn't stand to hear all the screaming around him. At one point, Jake turned around to screaming fans and said, "I'm trying to listen!"
Today - "Gyllenhaal reportedly complained about the shutterbugs snapping his picture all during Jenny Lewis' performance Saturday night".
Tomorrow?
During the Jenny Lewis concert, Jake Gyllenhaal reportedly got fed up with the 95F degree desert temperature and screamed to Mother Nature to change it to a more comfortable 75F.
^^I need to zap him with a lightning bolt!
He's such a whiny bottom.
"Mom Nature: I need to zap him with a lightning bolt!"
LOL!
Ted said TT was digital with some guy in a parking lot? Due to the anal probing caught on tape, I have now the visual that might have been missing. Yes, he's fully capable of that.
Reese's men always get cranky around her
I wonder why....
Cute pic of Jamie Foxx and RDJ dancing a tango in People. :)
Posted on OMG
There is a storm being caused by gay marriage and we are all in serious trouble. Sophia Bush and a bunch of other celebs got together to shoot The Gaythering Storm, a Funny or Die parody of the The Gathering Storm ad made by the National Organization for marriage, which preaches against same-sex unions.
The comedy sketch also features: Alicia Silverstone, Lance Bass, George Takei, Sarah Chalke and Jason Lewis.
JJ - Sophia Bush: A Gaythering Storm!
Love Sophia :)
Toothy would make this lady blow lines all over his Little Toothy Tile until he was “numb,” bitched the gal who did the blowing. Then they could get down to business in what we're told were very "interesting" positions, i.e., painfully unnatural and not exactly enjoyable.
Jake Gyllenanal
Sweden's Naked Talented 4some
Britain's Got Talent may have Susan Boyle, but Sweden's version of the show has this quartet of dancing nudists performing a homoerotic routine with some very carefully placed discs.
Naked Talented 4some
US Weekly Exclusive:
Gyllenspoon Split!
After a steamy weekend in Palm Springs at the Coachella music festival, adorable couple of 2 years, Reese Witherspoon and her younger hunk Jake Gyllenhaal have agree to go their separate ways.
A pal says: "Jake's crazy about Reese, but couldn't stand all of the media attention constantly on her but not him wherever they went. The swarm of paparazzi snapping pics of Reese during the Jenny Lewis set at Coachella was the last straw. "I'm tryin' to listen here!" he was heard to exclaim in frustration, as Reese stomped on his instep with her 6-inch Louboutins and hissed at him to stop making a scene and just listen to this indie crap, er music, another music lover is said to have overheard.
"He just got tired of living in a fishbowl with a cold fish." an insider tells us.
We'll be following this story closely!
LOL!
If only! :)
and we all thot Jake was a boobaholic! surprise!
1:57, LMAO!
Jake is gayaholic :)
Do any of you think that Jake intentionally rubbing the ass of his beard with his middle finger in front of a paparazzi camera is his way to tell the few fans he has left to fuck off? I think it's another desperate act in his struggle to convince people he is straight.
I see the ass fingering in the context of the whole Reekachella PR weekend and it goes along with the “I am 1000% straight” and “I am so tired of paparazzi following me everywhere” B.S., so I think the video is a “f**k you” exactly like the TMZ’s pic of him showing the finger to the camera at the concert. It’s all part of the staged image he is looking for.
"Jake realized he was stuck with the paparazzi, but that doesn't mean he'll ever truly accept it,'' said a longtime friend of the actor's family Monday."
Classic Gyllenhaal sociopathic pattern of behavior since Oct-2007 : the observation flies in the face of basic reason (pr manipulation is THE objective of this bearding charade) and of course, the statement comes from an unnamed 'spokesman' or 'close friend', not Jake himself. I'm sure that there's a chapter in the DSM describing Jake's lunacy since Rendition tanked.
"Dear Rules Change:
Great question. But remember two muy important things: law and money."
I'm glad that Ted finally said this. He is clearly chomping at the bit to out Jake, but he 's not going to destroy his career or undermine his livelihood to do it. Jake just isn't worth it. But someone else in Hollywood probably does have deep pockets and the patience. It's just a matter of time...
2:34 PM, It means something because he did it in front of a paparazzi camera knowing they were filming him.
"Do any of you think that Jake intentionally rubbing the ass of his beard with his middle finger in front of a paparazzi camera is his way to tell the few fans he has left to fuck off?"
No. If he had done the classic "fuck you" hand sign with the other fingers pulled back, then yes. But to say he touched something with the middle finger, when the other fingers are also there, is an insult, no. What if he had used the index finger or the ring finger? Would your interpretation been different? Would index finger mean "pointing" or ring finger mean "marriage"?
". I just keep getting the same old hysterics from a bunch of drama queens.
None of you are going anywhere."
Oh poop on you, you ole party poop. Jake going apeshit in public is totally worth the price of admission.
"None of you are going anywhere."
Neither are you by the sound of it. As the saying goes, look in the mirror bitch.
Now I know he fingered Austin in the car.
I love giving people the finger!
Does the Academy no longer give out Flying Finger of Fate (aka Rigid Digit) awards?
April 20th, 2009: The paps caught up with Jake Gyllenhaal Monday afternoon.
Jake - X17 video
IHJ gallery
April 20 - Jake Leaving A Medical Center In Beverly Hills
"April 20 - Jake Leaving A Medical Center In Beverly Hills"
dd/soj
dd/soj = didn't download, sick of Jake
"April 20 - Jake Leaving A Medical Center In Beverly Hills"
nfia ppictures
nfia ppictures = no fingers in asses paparazzi pictures
this is all quite exhausting.
I've decided that Jake is just all filled up with grief. he looks so sad. putting his finger up his friend's behind, getting mad, forgetting to zip up.
or maybe it me who's grieving.
finger in ass vid = pap sneer
LMAO!
3:55 PM
I hope Jake has an excellent therapist.
finger in ass vid = Reekenema
"finger in ass vid = pap sneer"
excellent!
Reese is full of shit!
So, Jake, what you were doing, in essence, was "calling her on her shit". Unfortunately, irony doesnt translate well to video.
Gavin Newsom Ensures Meg Whitman Showdown for California Governor
And now it's official: San Francisco mayor and homo lover hetero-person Gavin Newsom is running for governor of California! Because he's all Web 2.0 cool, he made the announcement via Twitter (pictured: Newsom demonstrating his understanding of complex technology), though the Newsom for Governor Exploratory Committee has already been bandied about. So what's a Newsom Golden State look like?
Well he'll probably overturn Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger's veto and institute Harvey Milk Day (and encourage rampant sex in the streets!), green the economy (and drain profits from helpless oil companies!), increase spending on education (and force teachers to instruct students on anal sex!), extend an olive branch to illegal immigrants (and make them have gay sex with each other!), and provide more funds for health care (free HIV tests!). Or, at the very least, show opponent Meg Whitman the door.
Queerty
"increase spending on education (and force teachers to instruct students on anal sex!)"
Gavin has my undivided support! (Sorry Arnie)
If the past few months are any indication, Jake has a crappy therapist.
Here's my reason for the video outrage"
Don't care if your heterosexual or homosexual, bisexual or pansexual, asexual, metrosexual, prefer your hand, like doing it with blow up dolls or find love and romance down on the farm. Sticking your finger in anyone's asshole in public, where others could, and obviously did, see what by all rights of common decency should be a private, behind closed door act, goes so far beyond a PDA and right into a PDL, a public display of lewdness. AND for the asshole possesser to neither call the finger wielder on it, nor show embarrassment for displaying such an intimacy where others who probably had absolutely no desire to witness such a thing, but to have no reaction whatsoever demonstrates an appalling lack of decorum, manners, class, or pride on both the personal and relationship levels. Also, the knowledge that it was being filmed, and could, would, get back to the children ranks the whole disgusting scene more akin to redneck beer joints and trailer park laundromats.
No, that's to harsh. Most rednecks would wait until in the truck to do any finger sticking.
I think that was the point - to do it for paparazzi (public). That does not look like PDA to me.
Don't know what's eating JG.
I agree that the sticking the finger between the butt cheeks in front of the camera was unnecessary. Her daughter who probably has access to the internet (how old is she 12?) Although if they date for real and could easily see this.
the plane sex story is true, well then we know that J/R aren't necessarily class acts anyway and don't give a damn what anyone thinks including the kids.
^^Sorry for above post, just now noticed it doesn't make sense.
Here we go again:
I agree that the sticking the finger between the butt cheeks in front of the camera was unnecessary. Her daughter who probably has access to the internet (how old is she 12?)could easily see this.
Although if they date for real and
the plane sex story is true, well then we know that J/R aren't necessarily class acts anyway and don't give a damn what anyone thinks including the kids.
Yeah, right! LOL
Back in Oct 2007 those two actors weren't convincing in holding hands.
I think the display of splayed legs in the half of stick of gum wrapper at the MvA premiere was a shining example of how being the "highest paid actress" is an inadequate form of currency where class and breeding are concerned.
Donnie: I made a new friend today.
Dr. Lilian Thurman: Real or imaginary?
Donnie: Imaginary.
Kitty Farmer: OK ? now, girls. I want you to concentrate. Failure is not an option. And Bethany? If you feel the need to vomit up there, just swallow it.
Its funny how a while back Reese made a big thing about disapproving of actresses who promoted themselves through sex. Now we have "splayed legs in the half of stick of gum wrapper2, bikini by the pool pics, and of course the infamous anal probing video.
Makes you wonder how fantastic the 'best paid actress's' career really is going doesn't it.
5:38 PM, please, she's such a fake. Presenting her family and herself as perfect, but she's far from perfect. And Jake being with her tells me what kind of person he probably is. Namely a fake like she is.
4:32, I so agree!
Appalling lack of decorum? Class and breeding? Oh, get over yourselves! You sound like a bunch of hypocrites. I'm not convinced this vid shows anything more than a pat/grab - Reese doesn't have a whole lot of bum, she's not a Kim Kardashian type. (Kim's got a great bod btw.) Maybe it's just how the vid appeared.
Donnie: How's it feel to have a wacko for a son?
Rose Darko: It feels wonderful.
6:40 PM, you should rewatch the vid, it wasn't just a pat. And Reese's butt isn't as tiny as you make it out to be. It's normal sized IMO.
No thanks, once is enough! I'm not making it sound tiny, it's how Reese is described - tiny. I'll take your word for it. ;)
Hypocrites? Are you insinutating that when out walking with my fake BF I allow him to stick his finger up my ass without notice or recrimmination and then have the unmitigated gall to come here and complain about Reeke and their disgusting low life behavior?
Is that what you're saying?
Dude, you are seriously reaching. Nothing will or can excuse that disgusting display. NOTHING.
You are so right about the hypocrisy on this board 6:40. If Jake were with Austin, NOTHING, he did, would be found wanting.
I love how people are so disgusted but they can't wait to check out the latest photos and videos so they can bitch about someone they can't stand, and yet will spend so much time obsessing over.
And Jake has problems?
Don't care where Jake stuck his finger or into whom, Reese, Austin, Heath, a pie with six and twenty blackbirds. If he did it in public view, in camera view I still be disgusted.
It was inappropriate and no class behavior regardless of what ass got the sticking.
No, 7:04, I'm not insinuating that at all. What I am not insinuating but stating outright is that some of you are holding yourselves up as models of decorum, never have done anything questionable in public and being so judgemental? I doubt it. That's what's hypocritical.
You were half right, 7:04 - some of you do have unmitigated gall! lol you're funny.
What Reese should have done is mock-hit him, after he grabbed her booty. If they're gonna do that, do it right! :)
And she pretends to be playing only empowered or powerful women. :) What a liar.
Not only do we have no sense of proper decorum, we can get a little violent when provoked (not poked). ;)
The power of suggestion: one person sees something and you all see it. Get over yourselves.
"What Reese should have done is mock-hit him, after he grabbed her booty. If they're gonna do that, do it right! :)"
Maybe she enjoyed the ass play too much to pretend to be annoyed and mock hit him?
She didn't seem to pay any attention!
I object! there are some boring, boring pics of Jakey-poo in some garage at IHJ. WTF? Where are the interesting pics?? the ones where he's digging for gold in Reese's butt crack?
Now I want to see those...close up too! hhehehehehehe
I can't stand them. They can do whatever they want on camera. :)
Maybe Reeses plug was loose and Jake was fixing it.
I can unequivocably state that I have never allowed my SO to stick his finger in my ass for public and camera consumption.
Nor have I piggybacked around Rome, bought coffee a 1,000 times, shopped for shoes, clothes, underwear, walked my dogs, strolled the streets of Paris, London, Madrid, New York, visited a pig farm, went poolside in a bikini, hiked a city park in an attempt to gain face time in the rags.
I haven't used my children as props, drug unattentive my SO's pet, or spit, kick or egg throw on other people for the audacity of doing the job I hired them for.
I haven't allowed stories to leak knowing each and every one would be heard by my children about us having sex in airplane toliets or sucking face in parking garages.
I haven't lied or dissembled about my relationship to the press, nor have any stories about my living arrangements, changing marital status or knocked upness been allowed to float out there for months without any correction before that false info could get back to my kids.
In short, I have not actively and enthusiastically courted the paps, PR or the tabloids in order to present something false. Sort of puts me in the same category with Cate Blanchett, Kate Winslet, Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway, Helen Mirren, you know, actress who are busy with the craft of acting to stay household names.
Jakey Gyllenhole!!
Well, anybody think this "dissatisfaction with the paps" story means the beginning of the end of Reeke? :)
Well, my SO has never done "that" in public either, but I have had my ass grabbed by him, by complete strangers in foreign countries, etc.
Well, if she doesn't seem to feel his fingering, than she must have a very insensitive butt. Possible Ryan did her regularly there?
"Possible Ryan did her regularly there?"
It's possible. ;)
And 7.35, there are people who want to know why we don't respect Jake!!
Ted said 4 years ago that Jake likes getting caught.
And where would you be 7:35 without all of that. Admit it. You love it. That's why you're here.
Butt grabbing?
I guess it's ok, for an out of work man to pass his time!
"Ted said 4 years ago that Jake likes getting caught."
He was caught this time by paparazzi cameras.
Yes, 7.41 that's why he sees a shrink.
Nope, don't know about you, 7:41, who seems to be here only to bait and blather, I'm here Waiting for Toothy. All that other mishegas, Reeke and Co., is just gutter sludge, as attractive and just as important.
I love the mishegas! :)
Awwww 7.45, can't we enjoy ourselves while we wait for Toothy? You know it's gonna be a looooonng wait!
lol Seriously tho, she gets more and more unappealing by the day. Him too, although his playing Jack Twist has saved him in my eyes countless times.
"Well, my SO has never done "that" in public either, but I have had my ass grabbed by him, by complete strangers in foreign countries, etc."
Yeah, but finger in the hold, I'd deck the guy.
Although in all honesty I go all crazy when I'm tailgated on the highway.
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