Jake Gyllenhaal and Austin Nichols
April 13, 2009
April 13, 2009
The top ten reasons a bike is better than a boyfriend:
10. He always follows your directions.
9. He doesn’t care if you ride more than one bike.
8. You can always add performance-enhanced upgrades.
7. He doesn’t complain about being tired if you want him to go faster.
6. It’s a good thing if he’s full of gas.
5. He naturally vibrates without extra accessories.
4. He only whines if something is actually wrong.
3. He can take you from zero to "Oh, my God! Oh my God!" in 3.4 seconds.
2. He doesn’t worry if his engine isn’t the biggest you’ve ever ridden.
1. You’re guaranteed to get off at least once at the end of every ride!
More photos: IHJ
April 13 - Bike Riding With Austin Nichols In Santa Monica
ReplyDelete^^^ Bike riding with Austin and a friend
ReplyDeletePosted on OMG
ReplyDeleteIHJ has more biking pics but in the new ones neither of them have the undersuit on. Where was the damn pap when they changed in front of the other!Besides the light/haze being different, these newer pics might be from a different day because neither have the long sleeved shirt on underneath and especially because Austin isn't wearing the black bike pants under his black bike shorts like he is in the older pics. You can take off the shirts at a stop but pants are more difficult! :o Even if Austin's pants and shorts combo was the same I'd still question the day/timing since the shirts obviously won't fit into the tiny under-the-seat carry packs and it doesn't look like the shirts are wrapped and tied around their waists.
I'm in LA and going by the light/haze I would guesstimate the older, sunnier clearer pics are either Thurs, Sat or Sun, and the newer hazy ones are Fri or Mon. Also Jake's legs look tanner in the older pics so who knows. But the wardrobe change is suspicious, I think someone wants it to look like this was 1 bike outing when it was really 2. You know, a casual monthly get together when Reese is too busy to be with Jake, not a regular 3x/week routine that Jake and Austin have.
The J/A fans are also indulging in fantasy, but they can never admit to it. It's especially amusing to hear them ratioanlize Jake's crush on Heath, the obviously staged photo ops with Austin (who's supposed to be above all of that), Ted's description of Austin as a "little goose on the side" and what the means. But Jake's "in love" with Austin, even though they have nothing to prove this except their own interpretation of blinds items and psychic readings of J/A photo ops.- Proof? Oops!
ReplyDeleteJake and Austin speculations are fun because it is possible that Jake is in love with Austin.
By the way, if you are going to compare Austin to Heath, you are going to lose. Best to leave that be. ITA
ReplyDeleteWhy do some people keep insisting they are similar? Puh-leeze. All they have in common is that both are/were tall, thin and have/had light hair. That’s it.
"these newer pics might be from a different day because neither have the long sleeved shirt on underneath and especially because Austin isn't wearing the black bike pants"
ReplyDeleteHm...
Those IHJ "April 13 - Bike Riding With Austin Nichols In Santa Monica" do look like photos from two different occasions.
photoshopped Jaustin
ReplyDeleteJake Gyllenhaal and Austin Nicols: Biking buddies and beyond?
ReplyDeleteA round of applause for any guy who squeezes into a form-fitting spandex outfit and works up a sweat with another guy who has also squeezed himself into a form-fitting spandex outfit. Bravo! When I saw these photos of Jake Gyllenhaal and his buddy Austin Nicols doing what I just described, I smiled and my mind began to wander. I also wondered who Austin Nicols was but a quick google search caught me up to speed. As good as those photos are, in my spandex coated dreams- those two would be getting a little friendlier and little more involved. I mean really, two hot guys in bulge revealing tights and no cuddling--- that would be a damn shame!
In order to avoid a lawsuit, I will say that the image is unfortunately just some of my photoshopped foolery mixed with a little wishful thinking. They do make quite a cute couple though.
If those tights could talk..... oh the stories they would tell.
It turns out those two have been "biking" for quite some time. Have a look here and scroll down to reveal lots of quality time they have spent together. You go boys! And no, I won't be doing in Brokeback jokes...........
Pretty on the outside
photoshopped Jaustin
ReplyDeleteLooks real good - Austin and Jake provided good pictures for photoshopped cuddling :)
Awwwww & Mmmmm...
ReplyDeleteThat should be "Bike riding with Austin and a friend?"
ReplyDeleteApr 13, 2009
ReplyDeleteDear Ted:
I love your site, it never fails to brighten my day. Please will you tell me whether Emile Hirsch is our beloved Toothy Tile, and Kellan Lutz is Nevis Devine?
—J
Dear Too Suspicious:
Something rub you the wrong way 'bout those two babes? Close, physically (but not at all emotionally) on the first, and just completely way off—in every regard—on the latter. Nevis isn't exactly hugely hump-worthy on sight, like Kellan.
AT
Apr 13, 2009
ReplyDeleteCaught! Anderson Cooper Sexting? We Wish
Anderson Cooper, being all posh and incognito in front of the Chelsea Hotel, NYC, casually hangin' around the David Barton Gym. Hey, isn't that the barbell hang where all the dudes are seen sideling up to the humpy CNN dude at the urinal? Yep, believe so. (Don't hear anybody's ever disappointed in that endeavor, either. Is that tacky of me to let on?)
Coop-babe was alone this time, but perhaps he was trying to amend that sitch? Andy was rapidly texting on his phone.
Re: 4:55 post. That is both funny and sad. The photo ops are pr approved. Does anything else really matter?
ReplyDeleteIt's as sad as the attempts to make it look as if somehow Austin is moving past Jake professionally.
"The photo ops are pr approved. Does anything else really matter?"
ReplyDeleteSo what if photos are PR approved?
Jake with Ramona, Maggie and Peter NYC photos were also PR approved. Are you saying that we shouldn't believe Jake had a great time with his family?
Let me be sure I understand. We want to see pr approved shots as long it's of people we like to see Jake with, but we trash pr approved shots ( and bitch about how fake and duplicitous the participants are) when it's shots of Jake and Reese.
ReplyDeleteSo actually we do love pr whores, just some more than others? Do I have this right now?
I happen to think that, more than likely, Jake is in a relationship with Austin. But, it doesn't mean Heath didn't knock his socks off at one time, or that I could be totally wrong and he's actually with Chris, or maybe not. I just don't know. The fact that some people like to think of maybe something might have gone on with Heath, or that Jakes wished there was, is totally harmless IMO. He may no longer be here, but he certainly was in Jake's life at one point. Hammering home that Heath passed away won't change that, or won't change the fact that Heath was a unique talent and will always be remembered. I don't know why people feel so threatened by that, or anyone being mentioned with Jake other than Austin, it's all just speculation. Or the hysterical calling anyone who doesn't think he's with Austin a Reeker, even if Reese is nowhere near the conversation. Get a grip, some fo you. We've just gotten wonderful pics of Jake and Austin. Noone really knows what's going on, and if anyone does know for sure, please let us know.
ReplyDelete"So actually we do love pr whores, just some more than others? Do I have this right now?"
ReplyDeleteNo, you got it wrong.
Celebrities use PR tools to build a certain image - paparazzi are part of the game. Going to a famous restaurant with a friend and knowing that paparazzi hang around is one thing.
Using paparazzi and tabloids to fabricate a relationship is something else.
"Noone really knows what's going on, and if anyone does know for sure, please let us know."
ReplyDeleteGood point :)
It's just not realistic to think that there is/was absolutely noone else in Jake's life but Austin. Jake probably, like any other living breathing human being, gets turned on by attractive people, doesn't mean he doesn't love Austin, or that Austin comes in second to anyone. Jake even said it feeds a relationship, if I'm not mistaken. The longer term a relationship is, the more likely this is. There may have been "the one who got away" in Jake's life (maybe Heath?), but that doesn't mean he loves Austin any less. Jake (and Austin) probbly have people lined up around the block who would want them, and they know it.
ReplyDeleteSo what image was Jake building with those intial pictures of him with Austin at the Lakers games?
ReplyDeleteI don't know, maybe he just wanted to do have a boyfriend with him in the public place, something straight celebrity couples take for granted?
ReplyDelete"......Ted's description of Austin as a "little goose on the side" and what the means. But Jake's "in love" with Austin, even though they have nothing to prove this except their own interpretation of blinds items and psychic readings of J/A photo ops."So what do you think is going on here? Seriously, I'd like to know because I'm confused.
ReplyDeleteI don't see why Jake and Austin is a photo op? Unless Jake thinks enought time has passed to establish him as Reese's bf that he can be seen with his bf.
I also don't understand why the idea that Jake may have been in love with Heath is such an issue for some. I don't doubt that Jake and Austin are great friends, possibly fuck buddies. But I just don't see this great "love" that others see.
ReplyDeletePeople talk about Jake's facial expression and body language around Austin. Well, I have seen the same type of stuff with Heath. Or should I believe that this means that Jake has definitely slept with Austin since Heath was obviously straight. Or maybe Jake fantasized about Heath while he fucked Austin?
Oy!
ReplyDeleteI would think you've got to have a strong ego and be made of strong stuff, to live and date in Hollywood. Everyone is either extremely beautiful phyisically, or unique, unusually talented and dynamic, and possibly all of the above, like Heath.
ReplyDeleteThis "little bit on the side" I take to mean that the showmance takes center stage, J&A are still behind the scenes, for now. I'm not entirely convinced that J&R are the real deal.
"I don't see why Jake and Austin is a photo op?"
ReplyDeleteAustin was "hidden" for 2 years.
Ramona was "hidden" for 2 years.
Photo op or not, looks like Jake decided to stop it and is letting us see him with people he (really) cares about.
I would love for Jake to be with Austin, I think they'd make a nice couple. But I fear Reeke will go on and on and on. :(
ReplyDeleteH/J: I know Heath is dead and that H/J will never happen. But I got this vibe from J/H esp. in this video from the Director's Guild Awards. I don't want to speculate about their relationship, because I have no clue. But most of the time they gave me this vibe and for the life of mine I can't put my finger on it.
Posted on OMG
ReplyDeletePeople magazine: picture of Jake on the bike +
Gyllenhaal looks both ways while biking in Santa Monica, Calif.
PEDAL PUSHER
Safety first! Jake Gyllenhaal trades in his signature hat for a helmet during a bike ride through Santa Monica, Calif., on Monday.
H/J: I know Heath is dead and that H/J will never happen. But I got this vibe from J/H esp. in this video from the Director's Guild Awards. I don't want to speculate about their relationship, because I have no clue. But most of the time they gave me this vibe and for the life of mine I can't put my finger on it.It's beautiful, and nice to discuss, I think. Just put yourself in Jake's place. :)
ReplyDelete^^and could you imagine not responding, or at least being knocked on your butt, by Heath. :)
ReplyDeleteHeath and Jake are the ultimate fantasy, far better than J/A, but we all know nothing ever happened between them.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's the fact that J/H is the ultimate fantasy that bothers some of the J/A crowd so much. And the fact that Jake was so damn obvious about his lust.
ReplyDeleteThe "little bit on the side" also tells me that Austin may be Jake's lover on the side, but not the object of Jake's love. I get affection vibes from Jake, but not love or even great passion. Maybe Jake's not really in love with anyone right now. So his arrangement with Reese and Austin is perfect for him.
ReplyDeleteOK, spill it out, who broke Blogger?
ReplyDeleteI can't separate formatted text (quotes in italic) from my comment (normal text). OMG has the same problem.
"People magazine - Jake Gyllenhaal trades in his signature hat for a helmet during a bike ride through Santa Monica, Calif., on Monday."
ReplyDeleteWhere's Austin?
I've just resigned myself to the fact that I'll never understand Jake Gyllenhaal. When I look at pictures of him with Reese, I don't see lust. When I look at pictures of him with Austin, I don't see lust. Whenever I looked at pictures of him and Heath, I didn't see lust.
ReplyDeleteHe just seems to maintain that same goofy grin no matter who he's with, which fs-up the guessing game, at least for me. I'll probably be old and gray by the time the truth comes out.
I like Jake and will continue to see his movies, but every photo I see him in just registers fake, fake, fake. Maybe he *bleeps* migdets or has a race fetish or maybe an affection for hookers...
In the meantime, I'll wait on his memoirs...and Tom Cruise's too for that matter...
10:23, it's my impression as well.
ReplyDelete"I hate the internet. I find it dehumanising to constantly check emails or social sites which have become so fashionable. I'm not a celebrity. I don't go home or out with friends saying I'm a celebrity and I don't ask to be treated like a queen. Mum and dad wouldn't like that."
ReplyDelete— Keira Knightley. [The Sun]
"I wasn't programmed by Disney. It's common sense. If you're gonna be drunk with your friends, don't get wasted at the Chateau Marmont and hook up with some famous chick. It's not rocket science."
ReplyDelete— Zac Efron. [People]
"I like going to England. Women in England are really racy. Very very — uh — very fast. Very very nice. I like it."
ReplyDelete— Danny DeVito. [Mirror]
When I look at pictures of him with Austin, I don't see lust. Whenever I looked at pictures of him and Heath, I didn't see lust. He just seems to maintain that same goofy grin no matter who he's with, which fs-up the guessing game, at least for me.
ReplyDelete---- WHAT? That's impossible.
"I've just resigned myself to the fact that I'll never understand Jake Gyllenhaal. When I look at pictures of him with Reese, I don't see lust. When I look at pictures of him with Austin, I don't see lust. Whenever I looked at pictures of him and Heath, I didn't see lust."
ReplyDeleteI have the same issue! I came to the conclusion every people see "their" Jake!
"I've just resigned myself to the fact that I'll never understand Jake Gyllenhaal. When I look at pictures of him with Reese, I don't see lust. When I look at pictures of him with Austin, I don't see lust. Whenever I looked at pictures of him and Heath, I didn't see lust."
ReplyDeleteit's the contrary, I have the impression he has lust for eveyone , even for his dog LOL
Iif one day I see him lusting after a vegetal I would start to worry seriously!
Whenever I looked at pictures of him and Heath, I didn't see lust.Really? To me it looks like Jake had a semi boner attempting to fix Heath's shirt at the DGA's. I'd call that lust, no?
ReplyDelete"I have the same issue! I came to the conclusion every people see "their" Jake!"
ReplyDeleteOK, you should start with something simpler.
Go back to IHJ gallery, check out old pictures and learn to recognise "happy Jake", "sad Jake", "animated Jake", "bored Jake", ... you know, basic stuff.
^^well, you do need some basic emotional intelligence and/or experience in life to recognize simple emotions in other people.
ReplyDeleteWhich some of you obviously lack.
"Really? To me it looks like Jake had a semi boner attempting to fix Heath's shirt at the DGA's. I'd call that lust, no?"
ReplyDeleteTotally. What about the pics of Jake staring hungrily at Heath's crotch? If THAT's not lust, I don't know what is.
You don't see lust when he looks at Austin? Are you nuts? In those Lakers pics it looks like Jake is going to jump Austin's bones on the spot. Like Austin is a double delicious cherry pie to a starving man. As for Reese, most of the time Jake does not even look at her at all.
ReplyDelete^^Well there was one pic where he looked in lust with Reese (don't kill me!), it was when they were standing next to each other during TIFF promoting Rendition. I'll look for the pic.
ReplyDelete^^^ DON'T!
ReplyDeleteWe believe you, keep the bitch out.
P.S. We believe that you believe Jake looked in lust with Reese. LOL!
ReplyDeleteit's the contrary, I have the impression he has lust for eveyone , even for his dog LOL
ReplyDeleteIif one day I see him lusting after a vegetal I would start to worry seriously!That's called affection when he looks at Atticus.
Are you being deliberately obtuse to wind everybody up?
Sleepy Jake
ReplyDeleteWTF? Jake
ReplyDelete11:37, is that bedhead? Is that Chris with Jake? Oh my god. What are you trying to imply, hmmm?
ReplyDeletePlease be careful. The J/A fans are a delicate lot.
^ LOL
ReplyDeleteYes, that's Chris.
ReplyDelete"So what image was Jake building with those intial pictures of him with Austin at the Lakers games?"
ReplyDeleteAt the time fans assumed that PR said Jake for godsake do something real guys do, you're coming off as a flaming fagola. So Jake goes to a Lakers game with Austin and PR peeps shat green potatoes.
Now we have bedhead Jake with Chris too, not just with Austin. How about it?
ReplyDeleteI guess Chris wore him out. Heh.
ReplyDeleteSluts!
ReplyDelete(P.S. Kiki was cropped out of that Jake and Chris picture)
^^but Chris doesn't look bedhead as well. It's the just-rolled-out-of-bed-TOGETHER look for the Jake and Austin Bedhead pictures.
ReplyDeleteBut Jake is gay, and Kiki was his beard. So we're back to Chris.
ReplyDeleteC'mon guys, Chris is just an old childhood friend. Not every male person he has a connection with is someone he fucks. I never felt this kind of chemistry between Jake and Chris. I felt it with Austin and Heath. But with Heath it's a natual reaction, they maybe felt some kind of attraction, because they made out a lot for the movie. You can't have 100% platonic feelings for someone you swept spit with and know intimate details about and on top of that they were friends at the time. Actually it's pretty normal to feel some kind of attraction in such a situation.
ReplyDeleteAs for Austin, that was not a movie "aftermath", I think they had a little fling a few years ago. I think they stayed friends.
I saw the so-called "bedhead" pictures of Jake and Austin. Austin's hair is wavy. How do you call that bedhead? And in the picture with Kiki and Chris, you see the back of Chris's head. You can't tell much from that.
ReplyDeleteUnless you think that Jake got the bed head from rolling around in bed with Kiki?
Please be careful. The J/A fans are a delicate lot.Hardly delicate. We've stuck with Ted all this time while Reeke fans said Jake didn't even remember who Austin was, let alone see him.
ReplyDeleteBut Jake is gay, and Kiki was his beard. So we're back to Chris.I don't think Kiki was his beard. I think they were very into each other.
ReplyDeleteKiki made Jake realize he's gay.
ReplyDeleteHappy and confident Jake
ReplyDeleteLol @ kirsten.
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In the biking pics just prior to these, did anyone figure out who that other biker was? Does anyone know why he was with Jake and Austin?
ReplyDeleteWhat Jake would have looked like, if he were Anders Gyllen's son.
ReplyDeleteSam
Sam is cute. How old is he now?
ReplyDelete12:10 PM
ReplyDeleteThere's no way to know, that other biker could be just that - some biker.
But I still find it odd that this biker happened to be in the same place, on the same day, as Jake and Austin. Could this be another friend of either Jake or Austin?
ReplyDeleteYes, of course it could be a friend.
ReplyDelete"Could this be another friend of either Jake or Austin?"
ReplyDeleteYes, and that would kind of explain why Jake left them behind.
"You can't have 100% platonic feelings for someone you swept spit with and know intimate details about and on top of that they were friends at the time. Actually it's pretty normal to feel some kind of attraction in such a situation."
ReplyDeleteJake swapped spit with Anne too, more than with Heath actually, but I don’t think he was attracted to her one bit.
So what? He’s her Godfather in name only, people need to understand this. ITA. That's why I hate German media. They bring it up in almost every article where this little girl is mentioned. People would think he's involved in her life, but in fact it seems he doesn't give a damn. It's so annyoing. German rags write even more nonsense than US rags.
ReplyDeleteJake swapped spit with Anne too, more than with Heath actually, but I don’t think he was attracted to her one bit.To be frank, I don't think he particularly liked her. You just don't connect with some people.
ReplyDeletekiki is now gay?
ReplyDeleteChelsea Lately (E!)- Chelsea & Chuy Horse Riding video
ReplyDelete(at aprox 3:03)
“I feel like Jake Gyllenhaal but not as gay”
Chelsea Lately – E!
kiki is now gay?I think Kiki likes to try out. I wish her great fun. ;)
ReplyDelete12:36 ok, then someone other than Anne. In your opinion, which of the actresses Jake kissed onscreen did he seem attracted to?
ReplyDeletekiki is now gay?Uh, no idiot fangirl.
ReplyDeleteOh for god's sake fangirl, she's most likely always been bisexual. Just deal with it.
She's probably going through a time in her life where women are it for her, and maybe that's the real deal, and good luck to her.
The girl she is kissing here is longterm friend Liat Baruch and I am glad she has some longterm permanent people in her life that stick with her.
"12:36 ok, then someone other than Anne. In your opinion, which of the actresses Jake kissed onscreen did he seem attracted to?"
ReplyDeleteI think he seemed attracted to Jennifer Aniston.
IHJ added some pics and it says "Jake Gyllenhaal goes for a bike ride through the streets of Brentwood, Ca. 4.13.09".
ReplyDeleteSo, it seems they were in Brentwood.
^^
ReplyDeleteso this pic op was made to assert that Jake and Ree$e are definetely living together?
good try, PR! I live in the same house with my cat and it doesn't mean i'm fucking him!
"Jake Gyllenhaal goes for a bike ride through the streets of Brentwood, Ca. 4.13.09"
ReplyDeleteSame pictures are posted in IHJ gallery under "April 13 - Bike Riding With Austin Nichols In Santa Monica" - pictures of Jake and Austin in short sleeve t-shirts
"so this pic op was made to assert that Jake and Ree$e are definetely living together?"
ReplyDeleteLOL
That is something that only fangirls would buy.
Brentwood - Santa Monica are only approximately 10 minutes apart by car.
ReplyDeleteI think he seemed attracted to Jennifer Aniston.
ReplyDelete--- Jake and Jen really seemed to like each other very much. Don't miss The Good Girl gag reel!
Why can't a fangirl like Jake with Austin or imagine themselves in Austin's place? Why must it be so divided along m or f lines? Is it a crime to be a fangirl?
ReplyDeleteFangirls - at the moment being naive and stupid isn't against the law.
ReplyDeleteDon't mind some of the juvenile males on this board. I would be willing to bet that most of the people who post here are indeed female.
ReplyDeleteSexual fantasies don't make someone a fangirl.
ReplyDeleteFangirl/fanboy is (to me) someone who never questions the subject the adoration.
^^^ the subject of the adoration
ReplyDeleteWhy can't a fangirl like Jake with Austin or imagine themselves in Austin's place? --- Because fangirl's duty is to belive Jake, ergo believe Reeke is real.
ReplyDelete^^OK - that makes sense. :)
ReplyDeleteCharlize Theron: Banning Gay Marriage Is Akin to Apartheid
ReplyDelete"I don't like living in an elitist world, it bothers me. I don't want to be part of an elitist sexual preference. It bothers me. Maybe it's because I come from a country where I lived under apartheid. This is a form of apartheid and I don't want to be a part of that."
—Actress Charlize Theron on her skin and orientation privileges [Examiner]
"They bring it up in almost every article where this little girl is mentioned. People would think he's involved in her life, but in fact it seems he doesn't give a damn."
ReplyDeleteLet's not forget that we didn't see Jake and Ramona for almost 2 years.
I'm not saying that we should believe rags, just that it's possible Jake visited Michelle and Matilda while in NYC.
^^Absolutely. :)
ReplyDelete3:14 PM, had Jake seen Matilda it would have been all over the rags. Spending time with the kid of his super famous dead "friend"? Are you kidding me? That would be the best PR for him ever. He wouldn't miss the chance so no pics means no visits imo.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Jake isn't so desperate for publicity - we know and Jake knows that Michelle doesn't like paparazzi.
ReplyDeleteJake visited Maggie, Peter and Ramona in private, he had a chance to do the same and visit Michelle and Matilda in private.
I think Jake just made the polite call/visit to Michelle when Heath died. In present time, there isn't too much contact between them (IMO,of course)
ReplyDelete3:40 PM, doubt it.
ReplyDelete^^No there's probably hardly any contact between J/M&M.
ReplyDeleteI do think there was contact with Heath after all the promo work. Jake attended Busy's (Matilda's godmother) bithday party Heath/Michelle threw. Then the same favourite movie (Once), Jake wearing Heath's pullover on Interview and Michelle Stipe (Heath's pal) taking their pics with the glasses seperately.
But I don't think Jake is friends with Michelle. I think there's not more than the obligatory birthday/Christmas card. My godfather didn't even do that. LOL.
There's no way to know for sure. As someone said, for two years we never saw a J&A pic, but obviously it didn't mean they never saw each other until recently. Same with family pics.
ReplyDeleteMichelle Stipe - Micheal Stipe
ReplyDeleteSorry for typo.
"3:40 PM, doubt it."
ReplyDeleteYou too believe Jake could be only interested in using Matilda for PR?
Yes.
ReplyDeleteOh my, you really think Jake is an insensitive bastard.
ReplyDelete"Jake attended Busy's (Matilda's godmother) bithday party Heath/Michelle threw."
ReplyDeleteWhen was that?
"When was that?"
ReplyDeleteSummer 2006.
You too believe Jake could be only interested in using Matilda for PR?
ReplyDelete^^
He used his own niece not long time ago...
Busy bithday party
ReplyDeleteanyone noticing that Jake is looking more gay as he ages?
ReplyDelete"anyone noticing that Jake is looking more gay as he ages?"
ReplyDeleteI did.
anyone noticing that Jake is looking more gay as he ages?
ReplyDeleteI NOTICED!!!
"He used his own niece not long time ago..."
ReplyDeleteWhat are you talking about?
Michelle would never let Jake use Matilda for PR.
ReplyDeleteJul 18, 2006
ReplyDeleteHeath Ledger Throws a Party and All the Stoners Come Out to Play
Ever wonder what it's like to chill with celebs at a house party? Well, we're sure Entourage has given some great inside into how Hollywood parties go down, but when Brooklyn kids hang in LA, they keep it real, yo. (You think any of Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams' friends actually come out to Cobble Hill?) From the sometimes socialite/restaurant/celeb insider Abbe Diaz, an account of Bijoux Phillips' birthday party at Heath's LA house (we guess?), via her anonymous friend who almost tripped over the new daddy.
"heath ledger … was sitting on the floor smoking pot out of an apple. i also wonder why he would smoke out of an apple, but it's guaranteed to be true. i know [withheld] pretty well, he's definitely not a liar or story maker-upper.
james van der beek - talked about how he and a friend wanted to make a film, a modernized version of gredhel? is that right? from beowulf, another thing i know nothing about
seth myers - they talked for a while, [withheld] drew the [withheld] and other comics and seth myers went to comicon last year, and [withheld] is signing there next weekend.
oh the lead guy from entourage
oh yeah the other queer from brokeback."
So, basically, hanging out with Heath and Michelle, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Adrian Grenier is not the sloppy orgy fest we picturedin our minds. It's just a bunch of stoners who are to lazy to roll joints talking about movies. Moral of the story? Save yourself the trip to Cobble Hill and just hang out with some NYU film kids.
He used his own niece not long time ago..."
ReplyDeleteWhat are you talking about?
^^^
Those pics of him with his niece in the swing
"..yeah, uncle Jakey! Faster,faster! Gu,gu,ga!!!..."
pplleeasee....
^^I think Michelle exaggerates a bit about her privacy. She is a Hollywood actress, paparazzi are part of the job. You can't do your dream job, earn a shitload of money and expect no downsides.
ReplyDelete"Those pics of him with his niece in the swing "..yeah, uncle Jakey! Faster,faster! Gu,gu,ga!!!..."
ReplyDeletepplleeasee...."
Please what?
Jake is pretending to love his own family because he wants nice pictures for tabloids and gossip sites?
I think Michelle started to REALLY complain about the papz after Heath died. She was too sad to deal with fame then, i guess.
ReplyDeletePlease what?
ReplyDeleteJake is pretending to love his own family because he wants nice pictures for tabloids and gossip sites?
No need to "pretend" he loves them,i'm sure he does it for real.But i bet it didn't hurt showing his love in pics that were going to be posted in the Internet.
"I think Michelle started to REALLY complain about the papz after Heath died. She was too sad to deal with fame then, i guess."
ReplyDeleteNo, she always had a problem with them, even before Heath died. When candids of her were posted on various sites, people used to call her sourpuss. Because she always looked like she was ready to cut a bitch.
"You can't do your dream job, earn a shitload of money and expect no downsides."
ReplyDeleteMichelle said in an interview that she plans to do small movies, earn less and keep her and Matilda's privacy.
"No need to "pretend" he loves them, i'm sure he does it for real. But i bet it didn't hurt showing his love in pics that were going to be posted in the Internet."
ReplyDeleteBut it did hurt to spit and kick paparazzi - Jake doesn't pretend all the time.
^^Although at the beginning of Michelle's relationship with Heath, papz didn't seem to bother her too much. I think when they really started to bother her, is when her relationship with Heath went downhill. Both looked so miserable most of the time.
ReplyDelete4:43
ReplyDeleteSh seemed ok during BBM promotion, i think she was comfortable because Heath was still interested in her, she had a new baby and critics were praising her acting.
Then there was a split rumour, papz getting too close to Matilda and later the tragic loss of Heath.
It's one thing to endure public exposure when things are normal but when you are in REAL pain then you need all the privacy you can get and i think that is what she wanted at some moments. It's just my opinion, i don't really care if she doesn't like the papz ,anyway...
4:51 PM, IA.
ReplyDeleteSince when is Brentwood only a 10 min drive to Santa Monica? Takes longer even at 3 AM. The only place in LA that's only a 10 min drive is from the top of a parking deck down to the gate.
ReplyDeleteStop trying to convince us that they were biking within Reeke distance. Not everyone is as vapid as you.
4:58
ReplyDeleteEven if they were actually biking near Reese's infernal nest, it only proves how shameless Jake&Austin are.
Making gay love just in front of girlfriend Reese's nose?? Kinky!
I could have sworn reading not too long ago (when Austin was making JFC) that Austin lives in Santa Monica. I'm almost quite sure he has a place there.
ReplyDelete4:31 PM - Busy birthday party
ReplyDeleteThe story caused some trouble in the Jake and Heath fandom and according to Theresa (the woman who knew Heath, has a fanpage for "Parnassus" and created a blog after Heath died with the permission of his family) the whole story was made up. Apparently neither Heath nor Jake were in LA at that time.
Theresa took it as an example how the gossip sites are working and how they are spreading nonsense...and they never have to prove it.
Austin DOES live in Santa Monica. Explains how Jake gets to all those b'fast Reekings so quickly, don't it?
ReplyDelete" “I feel like Jake Gyllenhaal but not as gay”
ReplyDeleteChelsea Lately – E!"
Hmm. Was she referring to BBM or Jake's limp-wristed episode on the set of PoP last summer?
Busy birthday party - one of the comments:
ReplyDelete"This party happened Sunday, June 25 before Jake went to France with L. Armstrong. Jake and Heath don't care if they are called queer on occasion by their peers, it's expected after BBM. They don't care because it's not true in either case. That's why Jake was more than OK with the homophobic jokes at the Espys. The best way to distance yourself from that is either go into hiding like Heath or make fun of them like Jake. Get over it already."
http://www.jossip.com/heath-ledger-throws-a-party-and-all-the-stoners-come-out-to-play-20060718/
5:09 PM, why did it steer trouble? Because no way Jake and Heath could do drugs? Puhlease! Some fans are delusional.
ReplyDeleteWho said both weren't in L.A. at the time?
"Chelsea Lately – Was she referring to BBM or Jake's limp-wristed episode on the set of PoP last summer?"
ReplyDeleteVideo is from November 27, 2007 so it's about BBMt.
Didn't Theresa claim that the sighting of Heath and Michelle with Jake at Farmer's Market was true? She also claimed that Heath posted on her site every now and then and confirmed he and Jake are friends. Question is, can we believe her? IDK!
ReplyDelete"Video is from November 27, 2007 so it's about BBMt."
ReplyDeleteWell then why did she mention Jake and not Heath? Probably because he's considered to be gay and Heath was not.
"Well then why did she mention Jake and not Heath? Probably because he's considered to be gay and Heath was not."
ReplyDeleteI think it's because Jake was more popular at the time.
5:17 PM, this entry can't be true. I just checked Jake's and Heath's candids. It looks as if both were in NYC at the time. Unless this party happened there, this jossip entry is not true.
ReplyDeleteGoing through candids, I found something interesting or maybe coincidence.
ReplyDeleteHeath got his tatoo on his right arm in July 2006:
tatooAnd that's Jake in August 2006 having a fake tatoo on his right arm for the casting of (then) Fincher project Torso:
tatoo
Why was Jake with Reese and her kids in San Francisco in December 2007? Did she work on something, what did they have to promote? LOL.
ReplyDeleteSFNow I'll stop looking through pics. I've holidays and too much time on my hands. ;)
6:07, in case it hasn’t been said already (lol!!) let me be the first one to say it: Jake. had. it. bad.
ReplyDelete"6:07, in case it hasn’t been said already (lol!!) let me be the first one to say it: Jake. had. it. bad."
ReplyDeleteOh, I know. ;)
I just want to add, if Heath indeed corresponded with Theresa and his fans, I think that's really nice of him.
ReplyDeleteMaybe not all people online are liers and Theresa is one of them? :)
This party happened Sunday, June 25 before Jake went to France with L. Armstrong. Jake and Heath don't care if they are called queer on occasion by their peers, it's expected after BBM. They don't care because it's not true in either case. That's why Jake was more than OK with the homophobic jokes at the Espys. The best way to distance yourself from that is either go into hiding like Heath or make fun of them like Jake. Get over it already."Ugh, fangirl bullshit.
ReplyDeleteAnd speaking of the F-word, what the fuck's going on at that Ian Halperin site? Brad and Angie separating send this e-mail to everyone you know, offering 10 million for Angie and Jennifer A to get in the BOXING ring over Brad?
Fucking please, la. That website is now the biggest selfless promo beacon on the net. He's worse than Perez and that's saying something.
Theresa sounds like a nice person. :)
ReplyDeleteJake leaving gym in Santa Monica:
ReplyDeleteIHJ
^^Does anyone else think Jake starts to resemble his mom Naomi more? Before I thought he looks much more like daddy Stephen?
ReplyDelete"^^Does anyone else think Jake starts to resemble his mom Naomi more? Before I thought he looks much more like daddy Stephen?
ReplyDeleteI think perhaps this is why I am perceiving him as looking more "gay" as he grows older: hoping not to offend anyone, but he's had a "womanish" expression on his face now and then.
^^Yes, maybe it's because he starts to resemble Naomi that he looks "womanish" now and then...
ReplyDeleteHe's still an attractive fellow either way.
Holy crap, Jackie! "10 Reasons a Bike is Better than a BF" - LOL! Where do you find these things? Its hilarious! This is priceless, thank you, thank you.
ReplyDelete"Holy crap, Jackie! "10 Reasons a Bike is Better than a BF" - LOL! Where do you find these things? Its hilarious! This is priceless, thank you, thank you."
ReplyDeleteIt's a great find and hilarious.
Of course, Austin is not in Heath's league when it comes to acting. But, that's not really the point, is it? Austin MUST be trashed in order to continue to push Reeke.ITA.
ReplyDeleteSeems like most of the Austin bashing is coming from one person, based on the writing styles. And they appear day and night, no matter the time. Someone with a lot of time on their hands. Didn't someone say once that UV is basically a shut-in?
You mean a "shoo-in"?
ReplyDelete8:33, that's ridiculous. If Austin's your fantasy boy, fine. That's just not the case for everyone. Some don't like him; some are just not impressed. So,what? Your paranoia is showing.
ReplyDeleteDamn, 6:07, You are so right. Shit, that must have been frustrating as hell for Jake.
ReplyDeleteIt obviously has never occurred to 8:33 that people can copy or mimic writing styles they are impressed with. ;)
ReplyDeleteI hate people who wink.
ReplyDelete"Damn, 6:07, You are so right. Shit, that must have been frustrating as hell for Jake."
ReplyDeleteAm I supposed to go all the way back to six o seven to find out what you're talking about.
Shit, Im going to bed.
No, 8:33 seems to nail it. Yes, there seem to be several Austin bashers here, but there has been a distinctive string that reflects the same poster. Same lines, same quotes. And this same person posted on JJ yesterday, calling Austin that quite familiar name, "D Lister". Dead giveaway.
ReplyDelete11:16, and your point is?
ReplyDeleteThe point is that someone is trying to make it look like a lot of people don't like Austin and don't think he's good enough for Jake, but really it is probably only a few people. I think it is just a round about way of trying to get people lose interest in Jake as gay and/or lose interest in this site. I think that feeds into all the posts about Heath too.
ReplyDeletePR has someone on staff full time to monitor WFT2 and OMG. You can tell by the speed with which comments are made defending JIS, it's really Brentwood, not Santa Monica etc, etc. Who sits on the web 100% of the time except a paid employee. Not very effective though. I think JIS is down to about 4 hardcore believers.
ReplyDelete9:54 said: Am I supposed to go all the way back to six o seven to find out what you're talking about.I know what you mean, I wish people would either put what the hell they agree/disagree with in italics or quotes and not make people scroll way up the page or even go to the page before. Idiots.
ReplyDeleteI'm seriously thinking the longsleeved bike pics were a PR photoshoot or coverup or something. I did my weekly wandering over to the Babble Bubble and there's a comment there that has a link to a Google Earth (I think it was) pic of Reese's gated community entrance, and it looks the same background as the longsleeved pics. The laughable part when you look at the pics again is how J&A look like they are there to pose, to show that they are at Reese's gated community. It doesn't show them coming out of it, just in standing in front with their bikes. Now really, IF they were in the process of leaving why wouldn't they just...LEAVE, i.e. ride off?
ReplyDeleteAnother thing, anyone can stand in front and pose there. Now where I come from, and yes its in SoCal, gated comms are everywhere. Most have guard stations with 24 hour guards, cameras, 2 lane entrances (1 for residents, 1 for guests who have to check in), and the top-notch ones have hidden spike strips that pop up in case the guard is gone and someone tries to "piggyback" onto another car making its legit entrance. (It's hilarious to see the expressions of the drivers, they're ready to celebrate when they cross over the gate and then 10 feet later BAM, their faces freeze when they hear the hiss and realize they have 4 flat tires). Anyway I was surprised to see Reese's is just a gate (BFD), anyone can friggin park there and pose for hours. The fact that J&A were there and looking like it was all posed is pretty suspect, like it's meant to show that Jake lives there, IMO. Also, where's the pics of them riding off? Going somewhere? Nada.
What difference does it make how many people do or don't like Austin? What in the hell does not liking Austin got to do with whether someone thinks Jake is gay? And how the hell does recognizing Jake's lust for Heath play into pushing Jake is straight?
ReplyDeleteWhat are you so worried about? So you like Austin. So other people don't. I really think some of you are rather silly in your paranoia.
2:18 said: "Brentwood - Santa Monica are only approximately 10 minutes apart by car."
ReplyDeleteTotally, but only if it's green lights all the way, no traffic, on a Wednesday at 4 am, during wintertime but no rain. Any other time, double it to 20 minutes. Triple it in summer, quadruple it on a weekend in a heatwave and a SigAlert.
In SoCal it's not how far it is, it's how long it takes. I drive to work via freeway, 12 miles door to door. Sounds pretty good, right? Average time: 45 minutes, on a good day. 15-20 of those minutes are spent in a long line at the on-ramp, just getting on the freeway. If I took surface streets it would take 50 minutes, so it's screwed either way. A bus? Fuck, with all the stops, that would take 2 hours.
[quote]I really think some of you are rather silly in your paranoia.[/quote]
ReplyDeleteThat's the ranting style that 8:33 is talking about.
"Why was Jake with Reese and her kids in San Francisco in December 2007? Did she work on something, what did they have to promote?"
ReplyDeleteReese was filming 4C and Reeke had 4C and Reeke to promote.
"And how the hell does recognizing Jake's lust for Heath"
ReplyDeleteWhat evidence have you got other than "looks" Jake has given Heath??
Posted on OMG
ReplyDeleteCelebrity Cyclists, Bad Seat Position
Actors Jake Gyllenhaal and Austin Nichols look awfully cute in their matchy-matchy-fru-fru cycling outfits. What really concerns me, though, is the seat on Austin’s bike. WTF? Otherwise, nice bikes fellas. Ladies, there are plenty more pics of these two wearing Spandex online, thanks to JustJared.com.
bikerumor.com
1:15 AM Well said.
ReplyDeleteAll it matters is that I like Austin.
ReplyDelete"And that's Jake in August 2006 having a fake tatoo on his right arm for the casting of (then) Fincher project Torso"
ReplyDeleteAny ideas why Jake did that, what was the point?
What are you so worried about? So you like Austin. So other people don't. I really think some of you are rather silly in your paranoia.
ReplyDelete^^ You forgot one MAJOR part of the equation, very immature and childlike apparently with not enough life experiences with love and relationships!!! Maybe 11 or 12 years old posters here.
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ReplyDeleteLINDSAY LAUGHS AT HERSELF
LINDSAY Lohan has a sense of humor about her recent breakup with Samantha Ronson. She posted a self-deprecating, mock eHarmony ad on Will Ferrell's FunnyorDie.com Web site that's already generated nearly a million views. "I'm recently single . . . I think," Lohan tells the camera. "I'm looking for someone I can spend the rest of my life with. Or at least the rest of my probation with." She describes herself as a "workaholic, shopaholic and, according to the state of California, an alcoholic, as well as a threat to all security guards, if they work in hotels." She claims not to be broke because she has "more than $400 in my bank account and over 20,000 Marlboro Miles," and says her perfect mate will enjoy "car chases . . . and passing out in Cadillac Escalades." Ronson, meanwhile, is helping her sister, Charlotte, launch her new swimsuit line tomorrow at the Thompson LES Hotel. We hear Lohan didn't make the guest list.
"Any ideas why Jake did that, what was the point?"
ReplyDeleteMaybe he wanted to look badass while auditioning? ;)
"Torso" was just a rumor, I don't think there was an audition.
ReplyDeleteGerman singer sleeps around and infects at least one man with HI Virus:
ReplyDeletePerezGuys be careful out there. Always use condoms!!!
"Torso" was just a rumor, I don't think there was an audition. You're right.
ReplyDeleteRe. HIV singer - Some comments I read about it are funny (not on Perez), like "she is beautiful and looks like an angel" etc. Like you can't have STDs when you are beautiful. God!
ReplyDeleteCaught in the Act!
ReplyDeleteJake Gyllenhaal, enjoying a late lunch with a guy pal on the patio at Gjelina restaurant on Abbot Kinney Boulevard in Venice, Calif. The actor sipped water with lime during his quiet meal of thin-crust pizza. "It seemed like a really relaxed lunch," says an observer, noting that even ultra-trendy patrons of the hip local spot were rubbernecking for a peek at the actor. "They lingered for a while."
People.com
"Like you can't have STDs when you are beautiful. God!"
ReplyDeleteHuman stupidity knows no limits.
"Human stupidity knows no limits."
ReplyDeleteI know. It's scary.
"ultra-trendy patrons of the hip local spot"
ReplyDeleteReads like an add for the restaurant.
Gee, I wonder who the guy pal was...
ReplyDelete^^Yeah, because Jake only has ONE pal. *eye roll*
ReplyDeleteOnly one that matters.
ReplyDelete^^LMAO
ReplyDeleteOnly you can make this world seem right
ReplyDeleteOnly you can make the darkness bright
Only you and you alone
Can thrill me like you do
And fill my heart with love for only you
I thik I'm going to write a poem!
ReplyDeleteThere was a Child
ReplyDeletewho heard from another Child
that if you masturbate 100 times it kills you.
This gave him pause;
he certainly slowed down quite a bit
and also kept count.
But, till number 80,
was relatively loose about it.
There did seem plenty of time left.
The next 18
were reserved for celebrations,
like the banquet room in a hotel.
The 99th time
was simply unavoidable.
Weeks passed.
And then he thought
Fuck it
it's worth dying for,
and half an hour later
the score rose from 99 to 105.