Jake Gyllenhaal and Austin Nichols
April 13, 2009
April 13, 2009
The top ten reasons a bike is better than a boyfriend:
10. He always follows your directions.
9. He doesn’t care if you ride more than one bike.
8. You can always add performance-enhanced upgrades.
7. He doesn’t complain about being tired if you want him to go faster.
6. It’s a good thing if he’s full of gas.
5. He naturally vibrates without extra accessories.
4. He only whines if something is actually wrong.
3. He can take you from zero to "Oh, my God! Oh my God!" in 3.4 seconds.
2. He doesn’t worry if his engine isn’t the biggest you’ve ever ridden.
1. You’re guaranteed to get off at least once at the end of every ride!
More photos: IHJ
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«Oldest ‹Older 1801 – 1842 of 1842That story yesterday from Colorado was terrible - gave me the creeps that someone could do that, and the way the killer regarded her, the victim. We really need the national protection of being included in a hate crimes bill.
First Lady Attends Ceremony for John Berry
First Lady Michelle Obama attended a ceremony honoring new Office of Personnel Management director John Berry on Thursday. Berry, who is openly gay, takes over as head of a department once responsible for exposing and outing gay government employees.
Obama praised the diversity of the federal workforce and shook hands with veteran employees on stage. In addressing the crowd, Berry recognized Frank Kameny, who was fired from his federal job in 1957 because of his sexual orientation.
"In no small part, Dr. Kameny's work, and other leaders like him, made it possible for me to stand here today," said Berry, who attended the event with his partner, Curtis Yee.
In addressing the crowd, Berry recognized Frank Kameny, who was fired from his federal job in 1957 because of his sexual orientation.This man is a brilliant individual, fired strictly because he was gay.
The news just keeps gettin' better 'n' better! :)
Dr. Franklin E. Kameny (born May 21, 1925 in New York City) is "[o]ne of the most significant figures" in the American gay rights movement. In 1957, Dr. Kameny was dismissed from his position as an astronomer in the Army Map Service in Washington, D.C. because of his homosexuality, leading him to begin "a Herculean struggle with the American establishment that would transform the homophile movement" and "spearhead a new period of militancy in the homosexual rights movement of the early 1960s".
In 1961, Kameny argued to the U.S. Supreme Court that a federal policy calling homosexuals a security risk was "no less odious than discrimination based upon religious or racial grounds." It was the first civil rights claim in a U.S. court based on sexual orientation.
Also in 1961, he and Jack Nichols co-founded the Mattachine Society of Washington, an organization that pressed aggressively for gay and lesbian civil rights. Dr. Kameny is credited with bringing an aggressive new tone to the gay civil rights struggle.
wikipedia
Dr. Kameny was a panel member when John E. Fryer appeared at a 1973 American Psychiatric Association symposium on homosexuality and psychiatry as Dr H. Anonymous, an event which influenced the American Psychiatric Association to remove homosexuality from the organization's list of mental illnesses.I always admire this too. :)
Homosexuality on the list of mental illnesses - what a humiliation.
Truly, and to think they would use electroshock, etc. on people is disgusting.
When psychiatrists and other medical personnel were gay too - thank goodness we've moved forward.
Then there are people who beard and destroy all the progression.
BT(in the guise of the toddler from "Meet the Parents"):
Gyllen-oooole!
*Fuck!*
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
A Humble Plea
To Stephen Gyllenhaal—As your editor, your friend, and the woman who loves you, I make this humble plea: please stop blogging at Huffington!
http://cantarasnotebook.blogspot.com/2009/04/humble-plea.html
^^^ A lot of nasty comments.
"http://cantarasnotebook.blogspot.com/2009/04/humble-plea.html"
Comment ^^^
Gloria said...
I used to work for a firm that used to work on their house. They were the biggest bunch of snobs you'd ever want to meet. They thought they were fucking royalty--the mother Naomi was the worst. You want to make the world a better place, you get a firing squad and put them all up against the wall.
Wednesday, April 22, 2009 11:39:00 PM PDT
^^The Gyllenhaal's are snobs? No way!!! ;)
"Gloria said...
mother Naomi was the worst"
Cuntara, did you post that comment?
AfterElton.com Hot 100 is all about telling the world who gay and bi men think are sexy.
Voting will stay open until April 24th, and then we'll publish the results on Monday, May 11th.
AfterElton.com Hot 100
What terrible and hilarious comments! I like "crybaby baboon" the best.
*Fuck!*
Also like "Im doubting his committment to Sparkle Motion" comment, we shld use that more often.
"Im doubting his committment to Sparkle Motion"
LOL
"AfterElton.com Hot 100"
Is everyone voting for me? Chop-chop!
Jake, honey, there's no category for you, unless you come out. sorry about that.
Of course there is a category for me - Hottest Man Ever!
Yeah there's a category for you all right: Most Pathetic Man-Boy Ever"
""In no small part, Dr. Kameny's work, and other leaders like him, made it possible for me to stand here today," said Berry, who attended the event with his partner, Curtis Yee."
And Jakey gives the whole world butt-gate! Way to go Gyllenhoooole....
Actually Jake did make the AfterElton.com list: the Not Hot 100, alongside the likes of Bill O'Reilly and Miss California and other homophobics. He's #91. Jake must be so proud.
Heres the link: The Not Hot 100
Wow, he's higher than Clarence Thomas.
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
I am sure Jake doesn't care.
What's going on? Almost 2000 comments posted since the last change in Jake topic. What's going on with the moderator / blog owner?
1. Too many important things to do than keep the blogs fresh?
2. Run out of new ways to riducule Reeke?
3. Tired of following Jake, Austin and Reese and finding nothing.
4. Tired of adolescent fans / posters who know nothing about Life posting about Nothing while texting and sexting, all while screaming babbler and poking there tounges out?
Just bored and hell with Ted and the whole TT thing?
5. Since Jake and Austin has not come out, things are no longer fun?
6. Thinking about shutting down?
Hi QB, uv, Lola and the rest:
You need a trepanation urgently.
Ted's post got me to watch the video again. That has got to be the coldest, most asexual, limpest fanny pat ever recorded. Presumably they thought they were not being watched, so you would expect some eye contact, shared smiles, a laugh, or something. Jake might as well have been a doctor doing an exam. I think they were under orders to show some touching and that was the best Jake could come up with.
10:34 PM, Reese is just a celebrity with a shitload of cash. I doubt she gives a damn if you defend her on some blog or what some online comments say about her. There can't always be just appreciation forums, also some critical ones. Get over it and go back to your blog.
no one has since Adolf Hitler has taken so much money from the Jewish people.
The Daily Beast has already named its picks to play some of the central characters caught up in Mr. Madoff’s massive Ponzi scheme.
Among them: Dustin Hoffman to play Mr. Madoff; Sam Waterston to play Walter Noel, founder of Fairfield Greenwich Group, one of Mr. Madoff’s biggest feeder funds; Barbra Streisand to incarnate Ruth Madoff; and James Brolin to play Mr. Madoff’s lawyer, Ira Lee Sorkin.
Coming Soon: Madoff, the Movie
Number of comments on WFT2 since April 14: 1847
Number on OMG since April 10: 1193
Number on Gyllenbabble since April 10: 291
I don't think Reese had anything to do with that poke in the pooper. I just watched the video again too tonight, and she moves as far away from Jake as she can right after he does it. Not exactly the move of someone who is in love and enjoying the touch of her boyfriend. More like the moves of someone who just got felt up on the subway by a perv.
I'm a subway pervert. :)
Of course the comments are down over at Babbler Central. They are all out over the internet busy defending Jake's spotless honor against Teh Gay. Why, they're here 24/7 spreading their message through nasty insults and unwitty posts.
A truly noble pursuit for the delusional homophobic hausfrau, between fantasies of Jake coming to whisk them away from the trailer park.
T
PR asked AfterElton to paint Jake more hetero, so that's why he's on the Not Hot list.
Don't be silly 11.45.
If anyone watched the butt-gate video, Jake had his hand on her butt right from the beginning when the pap started filming. The man walking towards the pap blocked it. Of course Reeke didn't know because their backs were turned. So yes, it was done for the pap to film. Beyond pathetic!
Oh dear, is the full moon out today or what?!
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