Dear Ted:
Are you ready to concede defeat on Jake yet? Or do you wish to add further embarrassment to yourself? Hello! has a story about Reese and Jake cohabitating. Everyone's lying though, right? Everyone but you. For a "showmance" they sure spend a lot of time together out of the public view. Get a clue, buddy, and stop spreading lies about people.
Ellen
Chicago
Dear Gyllenblind:
Hello!, the record of who's really diddling whom in this town? Give me a break.
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Dear Ted:
Here's my take on gay Hollywood: If only one gay A-list couple would come out and have a public affair, have a row in public, break up, get back together, go furniture shopping in public, get married, adopt a cute baby and get a divorce—i.e. act like a straight Hollywood couple—they would sell just as many magazines. If Hollywood execs saw that gay people can bring in money, they wouldn't be afraid of casting them.
Idun
Copenhagen
Dear One Sex Fits All:
Wish it were that simple. T.R. Knight and his boy toy are happy to be seen hand in hand for all the paps, but do ya see him scoring any leading man movie roles?
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Dear Ted:
If Toothy Tile and Public Thrust want to be caught so badly, why don't they just come out already?
Cheryl
Atlanta
Dear Dental Work:
If it's voluntary, then they can't deny anything if they change their minds.
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Dear Ted:
I don't get it. So, Jake G. is looking for a new, preferably female, assistant. Why does that make him picky and/or cantankerous? And to mention him in the same breath as Naomi Campbell—that's stretching it just a teensy bit, don't you think?
Vicki
Wilmington, Del.
Dear Ass-istant:
Maybe you should apply for the Gyllen-gig and get back to us. Would make a fabulous item, trust.
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The daughter of former Yahoo CEO Terry Semel, Courtenay, is dating the heiress to the Johnson & Johnson fortune, Casey. Semel used to date Lindsay Lohan, Johnson used to date a dude, until he was "snatched" away by her aunt.
http://www.nypost.com/seven/07062008/gossip/pagesix/heiresses_enjoy_sapphic_bliss_118602.htm
No Ted today:
NAUGHTY NOTE TO READERS: We here at the obviously phallic happy A.T. are off next Monday. Forgive us for taking a holiday, but we're stopping over to Joel McHale's for a delish barbecue—J. said he wanted to throw a few dogs over the coals, along with Ryan. We're so in!
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ANNE TALKS ELLA ENCHANTED
Anne Hathaway first skyrocketed to our attention as the star of Princess Diaries and recently reprised her success in the films sequel. Now she is starring in a comic fantasy filled with magic and music, ogres and elves, giants and wicked stepsisters. Ella Enchanted revisits a classic fairy-tale world with a distinctly 21st century twist. Anne plays the role of a young woman who was given the ‘gift’ of obedience at birth by her fairy godmother and as a result she cannot refuse any commands given to her.
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You’ve also just finished filming with Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger on the new movie, Brokeback Mountain. Was it fun working with them?
Well, I didn’t really get to work with Heath too much, but Jake was great. I had almost all of my scenes with him. He’s a really supportive actor to work with and so funny and lovely. He’s very down to earth too.
Tell us about the movie…
I think it can best be summed up in that in the movie I play Jake Gyllenhaal’s wife, and Heath Ledger plays his lover. They’re both cowboys and it’s basically a love story set in the sixties.
Do you get to kiss Jake?
Yes. [Excited] Kissing Jake Gyllenhaal was great! I’ve had all good experiences when it comes to on-screen kisses. I’ve had a really good legacy of on-screen kisses. They’ve all been wonderful! Who was the best kisser of all? I don’t have to answer this… [Thinks for a second] But it was definitely Hugh Dancy, my co-star in Ella Enchanted!
Did you hang out with Jake much after the cameras stopped rolling?
Well, we hung out together with other people. Jake and I never really hung out one-on-one, but we’d go out in groups of people. The thing that is great about Jake is he’s really, really intelligent so he’s really fun to talk to.
Were your mates really jealous of you?
[Excited] Oh my god! Both guys and girls alike were so jealous when they found out. A lot of my friends are people who I met at college and so they recognise that he’s a really smart guy – and that’s something that gets them very excited.
Can you tell us a secret about him?
Ooh, what do I know? I can tell you that he’s such a funny joke-teller. Oh, and he does accents better than anyone I’ve ever met. What’s his best impression? A gay man ordering a drink. Trust me, it’s hilarious!
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ANNE TALKS ELLA ENCHANTED
To honor his (Ledger) performance, I had to stick to my guns. The music has to portray the philosophy of anarchy that The Joker displays in the face of Batman's valor.
"I couldn't soften the music or compromise the evil he projects because Heath really did give such a tremendous performance. If I had taken my eye off the ball, if I had been sentimental, if I had done anything like that, it would really have not served him."
Wow, cannot wait to hear this.
Were your mates really jealous of you?
[Excited] Oh my god! Both guys and girls alike were so jealous when they found out.
:)
Yes, I don't think with Anne having a gay brother would find derogatory impressions very funny, and Jake having members of his family and friends who are gay, wouldn't either. I think he just walked up to the bar and ordered a drink for himself! ;)
"I think he just walked up to the bar and ordered a drink for himself! ;)"
LOL! I think you got it 8.56...
Gay impressions, eh? Not surprised, he's always mimicking people I read/hear, accents etc.
That said, he's immature and juevinile IMO and doesn't stop to think how some things look or how they would offend.
What’s his best impression? A gay man ordering a drink.
Why should we assume it was a derogatory impression? All we know is that Anne found it hilarious.
A poster above said it sounded offensive.
Offensive? This is all we have / know:
Q: Can you tell us a secret about him[Jake]?
Anne: Ooh, what do I know? I can tell you that he’s such a funny joke-teller. Oh, and he does accents better than anyone I’ve ever met. What’s his best impression? A gay man ordering a drink. Trust me, it’s hilarious!
You have to be careful with humor at another's expense, because you never know if it will offend or not - unless of course it was an inside joke! ;)
No Gay Rights At NYC Rite Aid
Rite Aid simply ain’t right. A reader sent in this image from one of the pharmacy’s New York City locations (on Sixth Avenue at West 13th Street) and, as you can see, it’s not the most welcoming message. This isn’t the first time Rite-Aid has found itself in a queer controversy. A DC-based manager came under fire last year after booting an “overly affectionate” gay couple.
The best part of this sign, we think, is mention of “anything that would make our customers uncomfortable is prohibited in the store.” We suppose manager Tom Marquez didn’t consider the gay customers in that one, huh? Someone else must have, because the sign, which appeared around 7am on Sunday, was soon removed…
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Queerty
You have to be careful with humor at another's expense...
Should everyone be allowed to joke about gays, Jews, Muslims, Pope...? Is it OK for black people to use the N-word? Tricky issue.
Why should we assume it was a derogatory impression? All we know is that Anne found it hilarious.
Offensive? This is all we have / know:
I think if you read that post carefully, the person is stating that it might not be derrogatory, for the reasons he or she lists.
On the other hand, this joke Anne mentions gives a questionable first impressiion, because contrary to being "all we know", we have experience (some of us firsthand) that tells us that some of these impressions and jokes are, how shall we say, less than complimentary? Substitute race or religion, and you see how appalling it can be. It should be no different for sexual orientation, and hopefully that will change. Unless it is a member of the in group making the joke, which changes the tone entirely. What's offensive is with all the pushing of Jake is straight, it could come off as offensive. The dominant culture taking a cheap shot at the expense of a minority simply because they can. Or it could just be campy humor by a member of the minority itself.
So in short, I guess you had to be there. ;)
Anne's comment was from an interview that was close upon the heels of BBMt filming, and I assume fairly innocent of the controversy that would continue hot and heavy over Jake's homo 'tude, which has always and obviously been highly ambivalent. and in my view will continue to be so.
poor bloke (Jake), his history hangs on like tin cans to a dog's tail and keeps waggin'.
Such is the price of fame.
I know there are gay drinks, but I have no idea what would be the gay way to order a drink. lol
:) I would think right after the filming of BBM would make someone more sensitive to the issues experienced and less inclined to making jokes, but that's just me.
Reliable sources close to a sorta-hit series that I adore tell me that the show’s writers have concocted a humdinger of a curveball for the upcoming season that is so twisty it will take the program in a completely new direction — and an inspired (not to mention timely) direction, at that!
And because I’m feeling particularly reckless benevolent during this, my first full week at EW, I’m going to do something completely uncharacteristic (save for those times I was being blackmailed or offered a huge wad of cash): I’m going to solve this blind item. Right here in the Ausiello Files. And soon.*
Of course, that shouldn’t stop you from speculating. Here’s a hint to get those wheels a turnin’: The twist in question is a little gay. No, make that a lot gay.
http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2008/07/exclusive-hit-s.html
10 Reasons Why I Loved The Dark Knight
I have been given the go ahead to review The Dark Knight, but this is the type of film that I need to see at least two or three times before attempting such a task. The film is so very expansive, so incredibly epic. I decided that instead of a full review, I will just share my first impressions. But lets first talk expectations. Going into 2008, I was looking forward to only a few films, The Dark Knight being one of them. As you probably already know, WALL-E was at the top of my list, and Pixar’s latest didn’t disappoint. I was very sure that WALL-E would end up being my favorite film of the year, and it is… errr WAS. That is until I saw The Dark Knight. I screened the film on Saturday night in Los Angeles, and now that I’ve had a few days to think about the film, I thought I would share my ten spoiler-free reasons why I believe that The Dark Knight is a masterpiece - an almost flawless comic book movie adaptation.
1. The Movie is Epic - The Dark Knight is not just a superhero movie. It is the first comic book adaptation to transcend the genre. Imagine one of the greatest crime thrillers of all time which just happens to have a guy who dresses in a bat costume and fights crime. Think Godfather 2 or Heat, with a insane terrorist who paints his face like a clown and goes around killing random people. It’s expansive in feel and tone. It’s the type of film which you make a point to refer to as a “film” instead of a “movie”.
2. Bigger, Better, Longer - I’ll admit that I wasn’t completely blown away by Batman Begins. Sure, it was the best Batman film to date, incorporating darker themes and a sense of realism that the franchise had never seen before. But Batman Begins is also not without its problems. I think even hardcore fans would agree that the film suffers from third act problems. The Dark Knight is bigger and better in every single way. The film is 152 minutes (two hours and thirty two minutes) long, and every second is gripping. Does it feel long? Yeah. But at the same time I wouldn’t have removed a thing. Every single second is necessary to tell this story. Nolan even keeps some plot developments off screen which resonate in various scenes throughout the film.
3. Heath Ledger - Some friends have expressed concern that the death of Heath Ledger will taint their Dark Knight viewing experience. It doesn’t, and here is why - Heath is amazing. From the first second he steps on screen you will forget that their is an actor behind the make-up. Heath doesn’t play The Joker, he IS the Joker. You will believe that a psychopath wearing clown makeup is terrorizing a whole city. The performance is Oscar worthy. What Anthony Hopkins did for Hannibal Lector, Ledger does for The Joker.
4. Two-Face - At the core this movie is not about Batman, or even The Joker, but instead about Harvey Dent, and his transformation into Two-face. In a way the story is almost a Shakespearean tragedy of a man who goes bad. The screenwriters play against the established conventions of Two-face’s origin story to give you something new, refreshing, and ultimately more authentic than the story presented in the comic books. You will believe that a hero becomes the villain. And you might also be shocked at how long the two-face character appears on screen. It’s not just a tease - you will get everything! His computer generated make-up is so gruesome and realistic looking, that I’m shocked the film was able to get a PG-13 rating.
5. The Empire Strikes Back - The Dark Knight is The Empire Strikes Back of comic book movies. It is dark, bleak, and realistic. Kids looking for a fun superhero movie need to look elsewhere. This is a multi-layered, authentic crime tale. There is more than one casualty, and it doesn’t exactly end on a high note. Fans will eat the ending up. After sitting in the theater for two and a half hours, it will leave you wanting more.
6. IMAX - If you don’t see this movie in IMAX than you haven’t seen the movie. A few of the action sequences and many of the establishing shots throughout the film were shot using IMAX cameras. The result is breathtaking. There is a sequence where Batman leaps off the top of a building (you’ve probably seen it in the trailers) and the camera pushes in. It’s so vivid and high resolution that it almost felt like it was part of one of those motion controlled theme park rides. Going into the screening, I thought the IMAX thing was probably more gimmick than anything else. Previous IMAX presentations involved up-converting the 35mm film image to fit on the IMAX screen. The footage shot with the IMAX camera is amazing. Even if you’ve seen a traditional IMAX movie in the past, you will be blown away by seeing a Hollywood action film on the big big screen. It makes you wonder why more Hollywood productions haven’t begun incorporating the IMAX camera. I wouldn’t be surprised if the inevitable third Batman movie wasn’t shot completely shot on IMAX cameras.
7. Gotham City - The extensive on location filming in Chicago adds to the authenticity of Gotham City. There is never a moment that you feel like you’re watching a bunch of actors on a Hollywood soundstage.
8. Characters - Every character that appears on screen has a history. Even when Nolan doesn’t show us this backstory - we see it. Even a corrupt cop that has two lines of dialogue has an extensive past, at least I’m convinced they do. The world is so full of rich three dimensional characters, some of which only appear on screen for brief moments. And some of the characters do have backstories which were provided in the extensive viral marketing campaigns. If you participated in the alternative reality game online, than you will get more out of the film as a whole.
9. The Bat-Pod - You will love how the Bat Pod is introduced in the film.
10. Nontraditional - The screenplay is both multi-layered and nontraditional. I was caught completely off guard at the many wonderful choices that Nolan and Goyer made in the script. You will wonder how they got Warner Bros to sign off on the screenplay, and I mean this in a good way. Characters that you expect to die might survive, and characters you expect to live will meet their ultimate demise. Even Two-Face’s origin is not exactly as you expect. That said, I advise you to stay as far away from spoilers as you can, because this is a film you want to experience for yourself in a packed IMAX theater on opening night.
To me, The Dark Knight is an almost flawless cinematic experience. Is The Dark Knight one of the best films of all time? No. Where does it fit in my top 100? I’ll have to digest it a couple more times before my mind finds a suitable placement. Rewatchability is an important factor to me. While I do think this film will hold up to multiple viewings, I’m not sure that the expansive IMAX sequences (which are part of the reason why I loved this film) will translate in a home movie viewing environment.
I do believe that The Dark Knight is the best comic book adaptation to date. For me it takes over the spot held by Spider-Man 2. For others it might replace Superman: The Movie, X-Men 2 or The Incredibles. And who knows, some people might be disappointed. Those expecting a fun movie filled with hope might come out sadly disappointed. I’m also not sure this film will play for younger audiences. And I’m not even going to pretend to know what women might think of it. I can only tell you my thoughts. I can’t wait for you guys to see the film so that we can have a discussion.
http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/07/01/10-reasons-why-i-loved-the-dark-knight/
The screenplay is both multi-layered and nontraditional. I was caught completely off guard at the many wonderful choices that Nolan and Goyer made in the script.
Sounds like lots of good reasons to see TDK. I love risk taking in filmmaking. Can't wait to see! :)
Jake IHJ pics:
"July 7 - Arriving Home On A Rainy Day In London"
http://www.iheartjakemedia.com/thumbnails.php?album=1228
After sitting in the theater for two and a half hours, it will leave you wanting more.
The Right Stuff - I remember sitting in the theater for three and a half hours and wanting more. God, I love that movie!
Stephanie only posted the Jake pics in the gallery, on the Jake and Reese thread she posted those and pics of Reese arriving at their place as well. I guess they drove up and saw the paps and entered seperately.
It seems the paps forund out where they are staying in Notting hill.
^^I wish they would just announce it, what's the point in hiding? I don't get it.
Maybe their fist appearance together will be TDK premiere?
Announce what? Did you see recent US magazine cover? lol
No, I haven't. But it seems to me that he may have to accept that he can't please all of his fans all of the time, he may have to accept losing some and gaining new ones, if that's the reason they are hiding. They'll have more privacy than they know what to do with then, because people will lose interest after awhile. They should just be honest about it if they truly are a couple.
Vacation in Mexico, vacation in UK ... still the same, old fauxmance.
they seem to choose their :outings: for sure - don't forget the Holy City -
what next?
and will she accompany him piggy back?
sorry to be mean and bitter, about this nonsense. but the Rome outing was a shock esp after he claimed to be :single: on J Ross
liar liar pants on fire.
^^It is getting to be too much now. And let's hope he has the decency to show up in tribute to Heath, regardless of who he has in tow with him.
Maybe their fist appearance together will be TDK premiere?
If he will use Heath's last movie to promote Reeke and to get more publicity then he's a worthless piece of sh*t. That being said I don't think he'll make an appearance.
6:04, I don't think he'll make an appearance either.
I agree 5:25. Why don't they make their relationship offical. If Jake loves this women I am willing to accept it. I think Jake's gay fans would have accepted it a long time ago if he had just came out and said he loved her.
No pics with his family or friends, no offical events, no interviews. Its time to stop playing the F ing games. Jake has no b*lls that is the problem.
I know one thing the mystery is the most exciting part if this relationship. If they get married no one will give a sh*t anymore. They are not the type of couple that would garner interest like Brad and Angelina or Tom and Katie, or Posh and Beckham. Neither is that atrractive and either can act.
You can call me crazy, but Tom Cruise, despite his crazyness, isn't a bad actor at all. He was great in Born on July 4th (I don't remember the correct movie title).
I agree 5:25. Why don't they make their relationship offical. If Jake loves this women I am willing to accept it. I think Jake's gay fans would have accepted it a long time ago if he had just came out and said he loved her.
So am I - of course he's going to have someone in his life. It's all this skulking around and phoney hiding from photos that is annoying. And underestimating his fans' intelligence is an insult. And phoney conservative behavior.
Born on the 4th was Tom's best, I think. I like the films he chooses as well, such as The Last Samurai.
Reeke is a very private fauxmance couple. LOL
Well, it sure makes you wonder, because they'd have been out with it long ago, and no need for suggestion.
I know one thing the mystery is the most exciting part if this relationship.
PR games are the most exciting part of the fauxmance.
Remember Toronto and Rome? Reeke got more PR by playing dumb. At the end they arranged Rome "love fest". Clever.
Well, it sure makes you wonder...
Nah, after all the faux Reeke just bore me.
I was just reading about Anne Hathaway on JustJared. Love her new haircut. I had to laugh when I read Donald Trump's comments on her loyalty to her BF. Heh. I'd have turned in the lyin' sack o' sh*t to the FBI too! Good for her for being honest and doing the right thing. :)
Jake and Reese need to keep their names in the rag mags. I agree neither is that attractive as they get older. Most good actors and actresses use their craftmanship to keep their names in lights. These two losers best act seems to be their relationship.
Reese is no great actress. Her career is probably over. Doubt you will see her acting into her 50's such as the greats like Streep, Keating, Spacek, Close or S. Weaver. Jake was a childhood wonder. His leading man abilities are very limited. Jake Twist was his last good role. No way in heck kids are gonna runout to see Jake as the Prince of Persia. The movie better be well done and the special effects better be sensational or this movie will lose a lot of movie. Jake is no Johnny Depp.
I thought that about Anne too :)
Why are people here buying the faux?
We're not buying it entirely! Just so bloody tired of it. :)
7:07 ITA
They have just become so annoying. Be real or forget it. Sooner or later everyone is gona figure out something aint right here.
LOL be careful Jake.
http://www.celebitchy.com/2006/03/reese_is_bitter.html
The only ones buying it are the babblers and trolls; they're just trying to make you think they're one of us.
Why are J & R entering the house separately? Does it really matter if they enter together or separately?!
WoW, 9.20, I knew it! If she's sooo hung on her exes imagine how hung up she is on Ryan!! What a total bitch.
And yeah, the Reeking has started as of July. So, where was he from mid June to July? Not like Reeke not to make an appearance. heh!
Just Jared
"Reeke leaving Scott’s seafood restaurant on early Tuesday morning in London." Jerry Bruckheimer was there too (no pictures of him).
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/07/07/reese-witherspoon-dinner/
Reeke PR campaign continues. lol
If she's sooo hung on her exes imagine how hung up she is on Ryan!! What a total bitch.
Exactly.
Alan Cumming: Sexual Ambiguity's Greatest Natural Resource
Of all of our stridently pansexual Scottish performers and perfumists, Alan Cumming is second to none. He nanced around and set heads a-scratching ten or so years ago as the emcee in Broadway's brilliant Cabaret revival, played a transvestite party promoter on Showtime's lady-on-lady business soap The L Word, and is now glamming it up in a new production of The Bacchae as, of course, Dionysus.
We're all for sexual freedoms and defying labels and whatnot, so we support Cumming's flouting of any imposed rules and all that. We just wish we didn't find it so increasingly forced and ho-hum. It'd be neat to see him completely change it up and play something fiercely male or female, straight or gay. Just for his sake as a performer, as he is quite a talented one. For now, though, we'll just have to make do with the gold kilt and makeup and winky-winky nods to whatever vague person is 100% in on the joke (we don't think it's us).
Some video of Cumming's performances are below.
Gawker
Even if Jake and Reese were a couple at some point he would go back to men. After he made the money he wants of course. Jake is gay and willing to do whatever it takes to be famous and rich.
I never thought I'd say this, because ordinarilly I don't like to say mean things, but she looks like the strain is getting to her. She looks tired. And him - he looks like he just threw anything on and isn't even trying. When I see these two, I see nothing but Fake, and it is nauseating. Whatever happened to disturbing the comfortable and comforting the disturbed? One reason he caught my eye, and his lovely family, is that he was so involved and cared about issues. Right out the window with his pride and principles when he signed on to this unholy alliance, that's where. What do they do now but contribute to the U.S. economy with all the shopping they do? Even Reese's Avon support, while I was impressed initially, I was disappointed to see that she didn't do the walk, and her speeches don't show any depth or commitment, it seems like its all being for her career. I hope I'm wrong about them. And the phony hiding from paps is just plain annoying. My fanhood is hanging by one tenuous thread - that being if he has the decency to show up for Heath, one last chance. I'm all done with him if he doesn't.
How far down J has slid from the BBM days....it's sad really when you think about it.
I guess they must be pissed that, with all the relentless bearding, it all went out the window as soon as those horse pics came out. LOL!
My fanhood is hanging by one tenuous thread - that being if he has the decency to show up for Heath, one last chance.
I hope Jake doesn't show up.
The premiere should be about the movie and those who worked on the movie. There will be many other opportunities to honour Heath if that's what Jake wants to do.
I was disappointed to see that she didn't do the walk, and her speeches don't show any depth or commitment...
Come on, get real. It's just another marketing campaign for Avon and business deal for Reese.
Usual Reeke crap with just one interesting sentence:
"Her two children Deacon and Ava are at home in the U.S. with their father, Witherspoon's ex-husband Ryan Phillippe."
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1033292/Shabby-chic-Sleek-Reese-Witherspoon-outsmarts-Jake-Gyllenhaals-homeless-style.html
Reese looks very old, drawn and miserable in those photos on Just Jared. It's interesting that Just Jared also linked to the "wrist" photo of Jake.
Just Jared only put up the pics of Reese. IHJ has pics of Jake's face. He looks like terrible. Reese is all dressed up and he looks like he's been wearing the outfit all day and got dragged to dinner.
Just Jared only put up the pics of Reese
He linked to the Jake horse photo with this comment:
Need a laugh? Check out Jake flicking his wrist on top of his steed!
In the IHJ pictures, they look like they are on separate dates. She's dressed up and he looks like he threw on whatever was on the floor. I also wonder if he is hiding his hair because he has had extensions put on.
Have to say Reese looks good in that dress from the neck down but her face looks about 40. Maybe some make-up would have helped. Can't disguise that jawline tho.
Why would he look like he was dragged? Bruckheimer is the producer of Pop, if he was too tired to go then he should have just gave him a raincheck, Jerry will be in the UK for around the same time as Jake, no big deal.
It didn't look like a date and perhaps Reese was invited and went along and got dressed up because the place is swanky. All the other pics of them going out they are both always dressed in jeans/casual. Jake got away dressed like that and let in because he is a HW actor and he is into this i gotta wear this hoodie all the time so they won't see my crappy hair schtick and a dres shirt and slacks would clash so he went for the homeless look.
It was raining out so I would think that would sour their mood plus the usual we don't want our pics taken crap and the fact that she doesn't appear to be wearing make up again.
That said what was missed with the horse pics with the coments on the wrist, hair, and his muscles, if you look beyond the sunglases, he looked like shit, tired and haggard.
Have to say Reese looks good in that dress from the neck down...
Reese should hire someone with taste to buy her clothes.
They both look tired and haggard. They're not aging well.
They look bored to death. lol
That said what was missed with the horse pics with the coments on the wrist, hair, and his muscles, if you look beyond the sunglases, he looked like shit, tired and haggard.
ITA
They both look like a suburban couple forced to go to some swanky eatery and the soccer dad insisted he wear his favorite hoodie.
Her children are with their father? How long has she been in London with Jake? I know I couldn't be seperated for a longer period from my children.
First UK Reeke sighting was on Friday, June 27 (I think).
Reese was photographed leaving LAX on 6/22. Thought she was the perfect mother. She ditched her kids for close to 3 weeks to go on vacation. I'm sure her kids feel the love from Mom on that move.
Thought she was the perfect mother.
Based on what? Reese's PR? lol
I'm sure the kids prefer to stay their father, so you can relax.
This just convinces me even more that something weird is going on with them. If you actually cared about someone and were going out with them to a fancy place would you let them leave the house looking like that? They do sell hair gel even in the UK im sure.
Why would Jake care what Reese might think about his outfit? lol
Well, in all fairness to Reese (and I loathe the woman), one parent often gets the kids for several weeks in the summer. So since the kids live with Reese, even though they share custody, he may get them for a big part of the summer. But that said, she could be in LA and see the sometimes.
Couples usually make an effort to look like they are together. Both dressy or both casual etc. Reeke look like they don't even look at each other unless they have to. Keep in mind Jake shows his rebellion in subtle ways. Not dressing the part is one of them. In every Jake/Austin picture, they are in similar attire. A couple.
Keep in mind Jake shows his rebellion in subtle ways.
LOL! There isn't one rebel bone in his body, he's just a big momma's boy.
This time "momma's boy" obviously didn't bother.
It does look like the camera flashes are bothering their eyes, so that's one reason for the sour expressions I suppose. I love rain, and England rain, so that wouldn't bother me. It's dismaying that she'd dump her kids at the drop of a hat to jump into the sack with him in a UK flat. I can't believe she'd stay away from them for too long, or shuffle them back and forth, so the living together is a stretch, I think. It's a delicate time for them.
I agree, if she goes with Jake to the premiere, it wouldn't be a good idea, because it would take the focus off Heath and the film, but if that's what it takes to get him there to honor Heath, so be it.
It's dismaying that she'd dump her kids at the drop of a hat to jump into the sack with him in a UK flat.
Jump into the sack? Reese has a cock? LOL
I don't think so.
It strikes me as unusual that, as the face of Avon, she never wears any makeup? What's up with that? Again, just going through the motions and collecting the paycheck. :(
I agree, if she goes with Jake to the premiere, it wouldn't be a good idea, because it would take the focus off Heath and the film, but if that's what it takes to get him there to honor Heath, so be it.
Puh-leeze! Reeke couldn't take the focus off Heath's probably best career performance no matter how hard they'd try. No one gives a crap about them and TDK is already all about the Joker anyway.
Don't be naive, if Jake goes to TDK premiere (Reese on not in tow) it won't be out of wishes to honor his "buddy", he showed how much he thinks of that long ago. Publicity, anyone?
First off, I seriuos doubt that Jake would interrupt his schedule to fly to the US to attend TDK premiere. He didn't go to any of Maggie's other premieres (and that was pre-Reese) so why would he go to this one. Secondly, Reese's continually proves that she's got a huge ego. She's definitely not a natural beauty, she really needs make-up to look passable. Yet, she continually goes around with no make-up. If I knew paps were waiting to take my pic, I would definitely put some make-up on. She's looking rough around the edges the last couple of months. She needs more than Avon to get that face looking good.
Let's not forget - TDK premiere source is OK Magazine.
Well, I think she is very good looking, she looked glamorous last night, but tired. Jake looks like a bum (but cute). But the lack of even a little makeup is unusual, since she's representing a makeup company. I think she wears less now than before she got the contract.
I don't expect Jake to show for Heath, but a part of me still hopes. He's almost the only one in Hollywood who hasn't said or done something, and it's unusual given the iconic relationship of Ennis and Jack. Stands out like a sore thumb. But, I guess his lady fair comes first. Sigh.
Well, I think she is very good looking, she looked glamorous last night...
Thanks for the laugh!
Well the only good thing about OK magazine being wrong about Jake showing up at the TDK premiere is that if they made that up, it stands to reason that the rest is all crap too. ;)
IHJ added more pics.
But, I guess his lady fair comes first.
Nah, it's about his image, too bad for him it backfired.
Just saw all the IHJ pics. Jake looks exhausted. Also, he looks like a teenager who got forced to go to dinner with mom and dad. And Reese, why go to all the trouble to put on a nice dress, jacket and shoes and then wear no make-up. Honey you ain't that pretty. Get all the help that you can. She also looks pretty pissy in the limo. Could she sit any farther away from Jake?
They had a great time! LOL
"If he will use Heath's last movie to promote Reeke and to get more publicity then he's a worthless piece of sh*t. That being said I don't think he'll make an appearance."
ITA
Nice try to stir, Jack/Jeff/Chica -I'm sure it's preferable to a factory farm, a much better and more humane life for the animal in comparison. I'm sure you are not a vegetarian, so don't throw stones. You are such a poor representative of Gyllenbabble, but the pickin's are slim, I guess so they tolerate you. :)
Good for her for being honest and doing the right thing.
She only dumped him once it started hurting her PR. She had no problems with his fraud when he was buying her lavish gifts. Wonder who is going to be her beard now?
I don't know that for sure, and she turned his ass into the Feds ultimately, so she gets some points in my book. She looked drop dead smokin' gorgeous at her premieres for Get Smart.
If you say so, Jack. ;)
Bruckheimer probably slapped Jake upside the head and gave him a stern warning. 'No more limp-wrist pictures or this deal is off, OK?'
He's alao gotta go around in a burka so his hair extensions dont fall off? Pretty effing humilating, if you ask me.
Just Jared
Reese Bandana doing some more shopping.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/07/08/reese-witherspoon-bandana
He's alao gotta go around in a burka so his hair extensions dont fall off? Pretty effing humilating, if you ask me.
I looked at the pictures closely, Reese is smirking and I suspect Jake secretly doesn't mind the attention too. She has make up on, just light make up. Make the pictures bigger at IHJ.
He's alao gotta go around in a burka so his hair extensions dont fall off?
No, extensions do not fall off just like that.
I suspect Jake secretly doesn't mind the attention too.
Of course not. The purpose of this charade is to get attention and good PR.
The kids are in the Uk too:
http://www.celebritybabyscoop.com/
i find her pretty too on those pics, even if i am not a fan!
2:29 PM
Oh God, what a stupid, fugly face. LOL
"Of course not. The purpose of this charade is to get attention and good PR."
to be honest i wonder now.
I don't.
The kids are in the Uk too
Photos: Flynet
PR didn't like "Reese isn't a perfect mother" comments so they used Flynet paparazzi for kids pics?
Seeing the pics of the kids has totally convinced me that Reeke's PR team definitely reads WFT2 & OMG. After 2 days of alot of Reese sucks as a mother comments, we get pics of her with the kids. What a surprise. Maybe their PR team should also be telling them that Phonyspoon isn't working and they should just end it already.
From Bauer Griffin online:
"Jake, Reese Cover Up In More Ways Than One
Just in case you were really worried Jake Gyllenhaal was trading teams while filming in London, we have some flimsy evidence to the contrary to present you...
Jake's beard girlfriend Reese Witherspoon chose an opportune time to be seen with him out in the English city on Monday. The couple was spotted returning home after an evening out.
Jolly old London: What better place to explore and cover up your sexuality all at the same time!
You know we jest, Jake.
Tags: beard, couple, dating, Jake Gyllenhaal, London, Reese Witherspoon, sexuality"
Bauer Griffin
The minute I saw "where are the kids" posted on Justjared I knew we would see them within 24 hours. I would like to believe they just got to the UK but I doubt it. I bet they have been stuck there in the rain for the past week while Mom shops and jogs without them.
Also the comments here often say the only thing she does is shopping, so for the staged photo op with the kids she is visiting a museum.
You know, if a major pap site like Bauer Griffin is of the opinion that Reeke is fake, that's pretty bad for their PR. I guess that after 1 1/2 years of bearding, a hell of alot of people still think Reese and Jake are bearing.You know that there must be somewhat compromising pics of Jake with someone else somewhere, and for whatever reason they are being sat on.
The minute I saw "where are the kids" posted on Justjared I knew we would see them within 24 hours.
Just Jared
Reese Witherspoon is a Museum Mommy
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/07/08/reese-witherspoon-museum-mommy/
I truly believe my opinion is worth nana/zilch, but I think when it comes to hot sex Jake is "all hat" and photo ops, but in RL more conservative, needy, and nervous than meets the camera's eye
Reese is chewing bubble gum at the Tate. Im surprised the guards let her get away with it. I once had a ball point pen removed from me in the Isabella Gardner museum because "sometimes they explode"
I think Jake will be as big a star as Will Smith in five to ten years.
Crap: "Bruckheimer is one of the few Hollywood personalities who supports President Bush outspokenly. He has donated funds to John McCain's 2008 presidential election campaign"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Bruckheimer
From Dlisted:
Is Jakey-Poo Drunk?
^^^
Jakey strikes me as a total sloppy drunk. Like a sorority sister. He probably gets all handsy, dances on tables, lip-synchs to Cyndi Lauper and flashes his chichis at the frat boys. Reese just sits there rolling her eyes and sipping on her Shirley Temple. She puts the boo in booooring.
Four year old boys LOVE contemporary, modern, international art. I bet her son had the best time ever!
Lainey gossip:
"Here are Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon caught in a cute tender moment last Wednesday during the Jack Johnson concert at Hyde Park. It is NOT a pap photo – it was taken by a fan at the concert… thanks to Jean for sending!"
They both look like they're about to cry coming out of the restaurant. Bruckheimer must have gotten on their case.
I luuurve MK!
Any doubt that Lainey is on the payroll?
Bruckheimer is not like that. Remember he once had a partner, Don Simpson, who put the capital P in Party Boy big time.
Simpson died of a drug overdose when he was in his 50s. At that point, his reputation was ruined in Hollywood because even in that den of debauchery, he was considered out of control. Bruckheimer had been loyal to him throughout--until the last few years of Simpson's life when he had no other choice but to sever their long-term partnership.
Four year old boys LOVE contemporary, modern, international art. I bet her son had the best time ever!"
LMAO!! So true...that poor kid. Must be bored stiff.
Can Somebody Spare a Dime for Jake Gyllenhaal?
He may be the Prince of Persia in his upcoming flick, but Jake Gyllenhaal seems to be channeling the homeless of Hollywood here.
Looking like the inspiration for Mugatu's Derelic collection in Zoolander, the scruffy star was accompanied by his less-than-impressed-looking gal Reese Witherspoon as they met up with über-producer Jerry Bruckheimer in London for a bite to eat.
Where? The soup kitchen?
E! Online
Don't worry 4:55 PM, Jake's fans don't give a shit about Reese and her kids.
Leave Matilda alone. Poor little girl already has a lot to bear--she doesn't need the gyllenbabblers to draw her in the Reese/Jake/kids crap.
Little the little girl alone. Michelle has Heath's best friend Trevor, Heath's family and hopefully male figures in Michelle's life to act as a supportive male presence for Matilda.
4:52 - "Bruckheimer is not like that" - can you say more?
The bearding business is bad enough but if Jake is working with Bush supporters then I'm, well, even more sad.
I'm sure you remember what I'm talking about.
You are projecting - you have crazy thoughts going through your head and you expect others to be like you.
They have bodyguards only when they are working or promoting things, like in Rome or when Jake did promotion in NYC. So I think that having bodyguards in London is because the bearding is work and promotion too.
Leave Matilda alone. Poor little girl already has a lot to bear
True. Jake's her Godfather.
Matilda's daddy must have thought that someone who gives him those looks of love must love his daughter too and be a good Goodfather, so he chose Jake instead of live long friends, who after his death proved to be the real loyal friends.
4:55, I have no idea what you are talking about. What I do wonder about is why you are cobbling together bits and phrases from other people's posts - can't you come up with your own original material? Is your own vocabulary that limited?
In this write-up, neither Simpson nor Bruckheimer sound like people I'd want to associate with:
http://www.lukeford.net/profiles/profiles/don_simpson.htm
That doesn't look like his BG, his BG is a bit bulkier and his complextion is a bit lighter than this dude, plus wouldn't he have been with them last night when they were out? I didn't see him.
If anything he may be her driver.
^life^
"guy in the new pictures with Reese and her kids on justjared is Jake's bodyguard?"
I could be wrong but he doesn't look like the same guy to me.
In this write-up, neither Simpson nor Bruckheimer sound like people I'd want to associate with...
"Don [Simpson] never forgave Barry Diller. More than a decade later, a drunk Simpson told an acquaintance, "They fired me on a fucking morals charge! They had executives buggering boys in the backseats of their Porsches, and they fired me on a fucking morals charge!"
executives buggering boys in the backseats of their Porsches
hm.
Well they do sound like Republicans anyway lol!
5:14, sounds like a nice guy. His poor assistant. Before quitting on him on the spot, I'd have loved to have the distinct pleasure of throwing a drink in his face. :)
4:55 Stop trying to stir up shit here and go back to Gyllenbabble.
So these are the kind of people pushing the beard? No wonder Jake looks so miserable.
"Bruckheimer is the one to really watch out for," says a veteran industry observer to Charles Fleming. "He'll stab you in the back. Simpson at least will stab you in the chest."
http://www.lukeford.net/profiles/profiles/jerry_bruckheimer.htm
Sounds like a nice guy! LOL
So Granny Clampet took Jethro and Elly Mae to the art museum. In a couple years dirt bag looking Jake will make a great Jed Clamppet. Of course in the new version he will find some really good lube on his property and strike it rich.
The Clampetts
Messy hair can't destroy a good looking face, which Jake has.
Jake's face is busted.
Governor Crist of Flordia is engaged to a woman. He's been rumored to be gay.
LOL, anon 8:26! That's the funniest thing I've read all day.
Governor Crist of Flordia is engaged to a woman. He's been rumored to be gay.
He also help put together a deal to restore 187,000 acres of the Florida Everglades, so I think he should be nominated for sainthood as well. :)
Is Bruckheimer straight or gay. Cause Ted once said that Toothy slept with a major big wig to get a part in an action adventure pic.
I think Jake will be as big a star as Will Smith in five to ten years.
Thanks for the laugh! I needed that today.
Bruckheimer was a major pussy hound before he got married.
Crist has repeatedly voted to discriminate gays and lesbians by making them second-class citizens in state law. He's a bigot, not a saint.
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southbank said...
The pics were taken at the Tate modern museum. There are never paparazzi in the area.
It is an area that is often crowded, full of tourists and people with cameras around, but no paps.
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