Friday 1 November 2013

Thanks for a laugh, Alyssa Miller!


Us Weekly magazine: "Jake Gyllenhaal's Girlfriend Alyssa Miller: "Things Are Good," We Have "Cooking Dinner Parties""

#LOL

Alyssa Miller - just another proof that models are dumb and love working as beards.


Source of this PR fiction: Us Weekly

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Anonymous said...

Adriana Floridia ‏@adrifloridia 23m
Just spent a lovely afternoon with jake gyllenhaal, Denis Villeneuve and Sarah Gadon at Canada's top 10 pic.twitter.com/6kOlSILaEG

Anonymous said...

Synthia T. ‏@synthiat 2m
Great In Conversation with Denis Villeneuve and Jake Gyllenhaal. Learned AND laughed a lot! Love the relationship between the two! #TIFFCTT

Anonymous said...

Nadya Teja ‏@nadyateja323 16m
Seeing Enemy staring Jake Gyllenhaal and he decided to come to the screening #TIFF natashateja323 @… http://instagram.com/p/izbR-7RdaI/

Anonymous said...

Mark Churaman ‏@MarkChuraman 1m
Jake Gyllenhaal, Sarah Gadon and Denis Villeneuve discussing their Toronto-shot movie Enemy. #TIFF @… http://instagram.com/p/izdHlmROMS/

Anonymous said...

Queerty ‏@Queerty 4 Jan
"Brokeback Mountain" Opera Will Premiere In Madrid This Month - http://queer.to/1cQ1bsL

Anonymous said...

Celebeasty ‏@Celebeasty 3h
Jake Gyllenhaal: Low-Key Arrival in Toronto: Jake Gyllenhaal sports some major scruff as he carries ... http://bit.ly/1lqd9x4 #hot #wow

Anonymous said...

Brad Emes ‏@brademes 2h
Just finished Enemy with Jake Gyllenhaal!! Brilliant flick! And the added bonus: a 90 minute chat with Jake and the director! #tiff #cinema

Anonymous said...

Marc-Andre Miron ‏@InfernalTrioEnt 10h
Enemy was better the second time around. Really looking forward to the in conversation with… http://instagram.com/p/iy20-ASezy/

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Anonymous said...

4:45 am - OMG blog is dead because no one can stand Shit For Brains K and Melting Mary's delusions :)

Anonymous said...

LOL :)

Anonymous said...

miss chanandler bong ‏@nairnemc 7h
Didn't get a happy birthday from @AUS10NICHOLS Nichols this year😭 still adore him though😍

miss chanandler bong ‏@nairnemc 3h
Ahhhhh, let's all die because I just woke up to a dm from Austin Nichols😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 love life

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ex-OMGers said...

OMG blog is dead because no one can stand Shit For Brains K and Melting Mary's delusions

Their recipes stink, too!

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Dominican Republic my ass! said...

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeelt OMG idiots, meeeeeeelt!!!! :)))

Anonymous said...

They are so miserable after the latest Dominican Republic fiasco.

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Anonymous said...

January 5 - Jake Arriving At Toronto Pearson International Airport
'Enemy' Q&A - Canada's Top Ten Film Festival
January 5 - Jake Arriving At The TIFF Bell Lightbox in Toronto

Anonymous said...

Remember girl who tweeted "I just met Jake Gyllenhaal" from Dominican Republic and lying idiots from OMG blog turned that into "Jake and Austin" fiction?

Anonymous said...

ɐuuɐıɹq ‏@underdaBRIdge18 29 Dec
Soooo, I get to go see David Guetta and Calvin Harris preform in Dominican Republic in 2 days ��

ɐuuɐıɹq ‏@underdaBRIdge18 30 Dec
I just met Jake Gyllenhaal

ɐuuɐıɹq ‏@underdaBRIdge18 2 Jan
A pic of me and jake Gyllenhaal pic.twitter.com/TSpDH7rTqw

Anonymous said...

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL :)))

Anonymous said...

ɐuuɐıɹq ‏@underdaBRIdge18 2 Jan
A pic of me and jake Gyllenhaal pic.twitter.com/TSpDH7rTqw

LMAO!!!

I'm sure PG will retweet that, too, and delete all her made up crap about Austin, Jake and Dominican Republic.

Chop chop, PG!!!

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww said...

Austin Nichols and girlfriend Chloe Bennet having great time together - video:

fancyhipster
1 day ago
Meet my friend Britney @chloebennet4 anybody looking for an impersonator? 🎤👌🙈

instagram.com/p/ixynCai8P8/

^^^^ said...

Austin seems happy with Chloe, no wonder he took her to Austin, TX to meet his family.

^^^ said...

Ouch!
Ouch!
Ouch!

Anonymous said...

Austin Nichols and girlfriend Chloe Bennet having great time together

So Chloe isn't beard after all. Good for Austin!

OMG liars fucked by Karma said...

ɐuuɐıɹq ‏@underdaBRIdge18 30 Dec
I just met Jake Gyllenhaal

ɐuuɐıɹq ‏@underdaBRIdge18 2 Jan
A pic of me and jake Gyllenhaal pic.twitter.com/TSpDH7rTqw


Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Anonymous said...

Yahoo omg! Canada ‏@YahooOmgCA 1h
Jake Gyllenhaal back to healthy weight in Toronto http://bit.ly/1kmcjDo pic.twitter.com/3QGnI3uoyM

Anonymous said...

GYLLENCRAZY ‏@GYLLENCRAZY 5h
I'm watching In Conversation With... Denis Villeneuve And Jake Gyllenhaal http://s.scrbliv.me/1iJhfk7 via @ScribbleLive

Anonymous said...

ɐuuɐıɹq ‏@underdaBRIdge18 30 Dec
I just met Jake Gyllenhaal

ɐuuɐıɹq ‏@underdaBRIdge18 2 Jan
A pic of me and jake Gyllenhaal pic.twitter.com/TSpDH7rTqw


Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!


in the upside down world of OMG anything can be twisted to fit their story. watch, MM and PG will say this pic as proof that Jake was really there but then after her first tweet "MNGMNT" paid her to tweet this pic. just watch.

Anonymous said...

in the upside down world of OMG anything can be twisted to fit their story

No question about that, LOL :)

Anonymous said...

poor mary, egg on her face AGAIN with her Jake in Dominican Republic bullshit!

Anonymous said...

Keith Caulfield ‏@keith_caulfield 12h
Jake Gyllenhaal spotted in Toronto. He's not filming "The Day After Tomorrow 2." http://worldofwonder.net/cold-snap-jake-gyllenhaal/

Anonymous said...

Publicity Shows - George Stroumboulopoulos Tonight

Anonymous said...

StarSightings MAX ‏@ssbot 5h
George Stroumboulopoulos Sighting: Toronto, Ontario/ CBC Broadcast Centre http://bit.ly/1iO4Gnt

TORONTO, ON - JANUARY 06: TV Host George Stroumboulopoulos and Jake Gyllenhaal appear on 'George Stroumboulopoulos Tonight' at CBC Broadcast Centre on January 6, 2014 in Toronto, Canada

Anonymous said...

The Latest News ‏@latestnewsbot 45m
Quebec filmmaker Denis Villeneuve ‘deeply inspired’ by Jake Gyllenhaal: TORONTO — Quebec director Denis Villen... http://bit.ly/1cWoX6B

^^^^ said...

TORONTO — Quebec director Denis Villeneuve has made two English-language features since 2012 — and both star Jake Gyllenhaal.

“We spent almost a year and a half together,” Villeneuve said, referring to filming last year’s Prisoners and the soon-to-be-released Enemy.

“He’s really an actor that I’m deeply inspired by. We are good friends and not afraid to be authentic and say the truth to each other. We push our limits.”

Appearing on Global’s The Morning Show, Villeneuve said he has been a fan of Gyllenhaal’s work since films like Brokeback Mountain.

“I was just amazed by what he did in the past,” he said. “Jake is a very profound and strong actor. I hope I have the chance to work with him again.”

Jake Gyllenhaal & Alyssa Miller Split After Six Months? said...

Jake Gyllenhaal and his girlfriend Alyssa Miller have reportedly split up, Us Weekly reports.

The 33-year-old actor and 24-year-old model had been dating for six months before the breakup.

“They fizzled out. It happened a while ago — before the holidays,” a source told the publication. “He’s back on the scene.”

“Things were really good between Jake and Alyssa right up until he had to leave for L.A. to go shoot a movie [Nightcrawler] in the fall,” another source said. “Then the distance just really got to them.”

WHAT DO YOU THINK about Jake Gyllenhaal and Alyssa Miller’s reported

Anonymous said...

“He’s back on the scene.”

Yes - back on Grindr

Anonymous said...

Jake Gyllenhaal and his girlfriend Alyssa Miller have reportedly split up

Poor fangirls, LOL :)

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Anonymous said...

Poor Alyssa Cheap Whore Miller,

Jake really didn't give a shit about her, not even to do more paparazzi photo ops, or at least pay her nice dinner in some restaurant.

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Anonymous said...

not even to do more paparazzi photo ops

6 months of bearding and only 5 walks for paparazzi (last time in September) - Jake really disliked that dumb bitch :)

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Anonymous said...

Jake really disliked that dumb bitch

What's to like? Putana looks like a man in drag, is pathetic enough to tweet about fake gifts and made up messages from Jake, and loves to watch reality shows (dumb as a doorknob).

Anonymous said...

Methodical Muser said...
After Jake signed with WME, the PR strategy has been simple and unrelentingly single minded: bury Toothy Tile and Grey Goose. To do that, they had to first get rid of Ted Casablanca, which meant all the Toothy Tile archives went poof in the night. Secondly, Waiting for Toothy, imploded and shifted from a Jake is Gay site, often discussing Family Tile as well, into a nasty and combative "Anti-OMG blog." Because you see, if WME can't control this blog directly, then the next best thing is to have a counter blog that exists merely to argue and ridicule OMG findings and observations. I mean, how many times can OMGers be accused of being pedophiles, spinsters and cows? It truly is funny as well as pathetic because, the bottom line is we ain't going anywhere.

January 7, 2014 at 11:21 PM

Anonymous said...

Braindead PG and MM are twisting themselves info pretzels trying to convince themselves Jake was in DR. Lol!

Anonymous said...

I mean, how many times can OMGers be accused of being pedophiles, spinsters and cows?

Meth user, you forgot "bitches" as well, silly bitch

Anonymous said...

Braindead PG and MM are twisting themselves info pretzels trying to convince themselves Jake was in DR.

LOL, so happy to hear that nasty liars are miserable :))))

WOWWWWWWWWWWWW said...

Calling OMGers insane is an insult to all insane people!!!

prairiegirl said...
There have been plenty o' tweets today on Mr Jake G-haal - mostly involving the breakup story, the proverbial Prisoners gushing, or Day After Tomorrow polar vortex comparisons. But it's quite difficult to find actual sightings of Jake on this day.

And it dawns on me that yeah, M & M, the "break-up" story could have been released today on purpose to cover for Jake's whereabouts. And that would be a big clue that he and Austin did father again five years ago and have a little one or little ones born around this time, most likely on this day, January 7.

: )
Happy Birthday.

Anonymous said...

ɐuuɐıɹq
‏@underdaBRIdge18
A pic of me and jake Gyllenhaal pic.twitter.com/TSpDH7rTqw

^^Since that tweet, melting mary claims that she got five virus infections by looking at that girl's twitter account. Of course PR is to blame...

prairiegirl said...
...First of all, I would like to warn any interested party who might want to look at @underdaBRidge's twitter account now - do not visit her account. I have an extremely strong reason to believe her twitter account has been infected and I would highly advise anyone not to go there.



...And it was while I was in the middle of C/P tweets of hers that I received the threat notification.

Now imagine that. Actually, I don't have to imagine. All I have to do is remember who around these parts knows how to attach viruses and has done this very thing on this blog over the years. Proven fact.

I'm serious as sin, folks. Don't go to her account.

January 7, 2014 at 8:47 PM


poor PG, she really needs to go on another sabbatical

Anonymous said...

It truly is funny as well as pathetic because, the bottom line is we ain't going anywhere.

It is truly funny and pathetic that adults keep ignoring facts about some celebrity and write stupid fiction believing that anyone gives a shit :)

Anonymous said...

Mary needs to get laid

Anonymous said...

I have an extremely strong reason to believe her twitter account has been infected and I would highly advise anyone not to go there.

WOOOOOOWWWWWWW,
how extremely stupid and ignorant.

Twitter.com as a Web site can be infected by viruses, but NEVER some specific twitter account.

Anonymous said...

Mary needs to get laid

Mary needs professional help.

Anonymous said...

And it was while I was in the middle of C/P

EWWWW...CP=child pron. Told you she was a pedo

Anonymous said...

I bet PG watches One Direction videos all the time!

Anonymous said...

To do that, they had to first get rid of Ted Casablanca, which meant all the Toothy Tile archives went poof in the night.

Sure!
WME got Ted Casablanca fired because they didn't want gay rumors.
But they didn't close OMG blog! That's because they prefer to organize diversions, set up fake Twitter accounts and photoshop photos in order to hide the truth from 3 people posting there. Because OMGers are so super special and important!

Geez. Too bad there is no cure for stupid liars.

Anonymous said...

the "break-up" story could have been released today on purpose to cover for Jake's whereabouts. And that would be a big clue that he and Austin did father again five years ago and have a little one or little ones born around this time

What would be there to hide???

In which Universe it would make sense for more recognisable Jake to take X kids to LA or Austin, TX few days before leaving for Europe than Austin to visit New York for a few days?

OMGers really hate common sense.

Anonymous said...

I guess Alyssa grew a brain at long last.

Nobody wants to be known as a beard. And women should be their own people, not have to rely on bearding gigs for those with no self-esteem.

Harsh, but that's my take. Sorry.

Anonymous said...

Anyways, I'm sure they'll find Jake another coffee-stroller girlfriend soon.

Anonymous said...

Anyways, I'm sure they'll find Jake another coffee-stroller girlfriend soon.

TEA. Alyssa drinks TEA.

so many beards, hard to keep straight.

Anonymous said...

I guess Alyssa grew a brain at long last. Nobody wants to be known as a beard.

Don't think end of contract has anything to do with what Alyssa wants.

She was happy to beard because it was her chance for more publicity = more $$$.
She was happy to whore herself on Twitter, post photos of fake presents and messages from her "boyfriend".
She isn't pretty enough to get more jobs like this one.
I think she wouldn't mind bearding longer for Jake.

Anonymous said...

I wonder what this person in the Dominican Republic would think of her more than likely casual tweets being put under the microscope by PG 'et al'. It's pretty close to stalking.

Anonymous said...

11:08 am - If thoughts could kill ... girl who was in Dominican Republic with "Jake Gyllenhaal" has no idea how lucky she is :)

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