Wednesday 12 September 2012

How To Spot Publicity Whores?


Caught in the Act! 

How Hollywood's bold-faced names secretly steer the celebrity news machine.

Excerpts from The Wall Street Journal article, March 4, 2006:

A delicate new game is under way between the stars and the vast gossip industry of TV shows, magazines and Web sites that feeds upon them.

It has always been a relationship built upon animosity and mutual need. But tensions have grown with the explosion of media running paparazzi photos of stars canoodling or emerging from coffee shops in frumpy track suits.

Now many stars including Gwyneth Paltrow, Angelina Jolie and Jessica Simpson are fighting back. They are hiring their own photographers to capture supposedly private rendezvous, tipping off reporters to their whereabouts and developing relationships of mutual back-scratching with magazine editors.

The result is the flowering of a genre: fake paparazzi journalism, or the staging of "unstaged" moments. It is an art form that benefits both stars and the press. Stars get to participate in the framing of their image and magazines appear to give readers a glimpse of the real celebrity untouched by public-relations varnish.

When Ms. Paltrow gave birth in 2004, she knew there would be a high bounty on the first photo of her newborn daughter. A staple of the celebrity press, the actress and her husband, Chris Martin, leader of the band Coldplay, decided to take matters into their own hands and tip off a photographer they knew, Steve Sands.

Mr. Sands took what appeared to be surprise shots of the two emerging from the hospital in London with the baby and sold them to People for $125,000, according to a person familiar with the arrangement. Larry Hackett, managing editor of People, says he knew that Mr. Sands had been tipped off by Ms. Paltrow. But he didn't see the need to inform readers about it. "I just don't know how illuminating it is," he says. Stephen Huvane, a publicist at public-relations firm PMK/HBH who handles Ms. Paltrow, confirms Mr. Sands's account. "You'll see a lot more of that happening," says Mr. Huvane.

The magazines are lucrative. US Weekly sells a million copies a week on the newsstand at $3.49 apiece. The magazine turns an operating profit of $50 million a year, says a person familiar with its accounts.

Network TV programs like Access Hollywood, cable channels like E! Entertainment Television Inc. and Web sites have added to the coverage. All these outlets compete for photos documenting the daily lives of a small cast of celebrities. These stars, in turn, seek to control their images without appearing to, because doing so would ruin their mystique.

"All those dirty little secrets in Hollywood include tipping paparazzi off and playing games with them," says New York-based public-relations professional Ken Sunshine, whose clients include corporations and stars such as Ben Affleck and Leonardo DiCaprio. He says people might find that "unethical" if they knew about it, "but unfortunately it seems to be an accepted part of the business."

Magazines have generally played along. In 2003, Ms. Jolie tipped off US Weekly that she would appear in a park one afternoon with her adopted son, Maddox, according to two people familiar with the situation. The actress had recently divorced actor Billy Bob Thornton, a relationship which was portrayed as reckless and bizarre. These two people say US Weekly knew Ms. Jolie had green-lighted the photo, which softened her image by showing her maternal side.

The photographers' onslaught has put stars in a tough spot. If they ignore the magazines, they let such pictures define their public image. But sitting down for formulaic interviews and staged publicity shots won't necessarily satisfy the magazines' lust for juicy stories.

The answer is manipulation so subtle it's hard to say if there's any manipulation at all. In January, when rumors swirled in the press that Ms. Jolie might be pregnant with the child of actor Brad Pitt, Ms. Jolie arranged for an employee of the charity Yéle Haiti to take a picture of her with her growing belly.

Ms. Jolie then let Yéle Haiti sell the picture to People, according to Mr. Hackett, the magazine's managing editor, and a representative for Mr. Pitt. A person familiar with the situation says People paid $400,000 for the picture. It appeared on the cover of the magazine with the headline: "Angelina Reveals: 'Yes, I'm Pregnant.' "

By arranging the Haiti photo, Ms. Jolie reaped several benefits. She ensured the picture was flattering. In diverting the money to charity, she put a twist on a tactic used by celebrities in recent years in which they arrange to be paid for wedding or baby photos with the proceeds going to charity. And Ms. Jolie reminded fans of her devotion to humanitarian causes. She had taken a hit months earlier when she struck up a relationship with Mr. Pitt shortly after his marriage to actress Jennifer Aniston broke up.

In many cases, stars don't need to try that hard. When celebrities pick a location like the terrace at the Ivy restaurant in Beverly Hills, they know they're liable to appear in the glossies the next week. A bank of photographers regularly sits on the other side of the street with long-range lenses. Actor Tom Cruise was thus captured on film last year when he roared up to the Ivy on his motorcycle accompanied by then-new girlfriend Katie Holmes.

"I would probably say at least 50% of what you see in terms of Hollywood coverage is something that was not necessarily born organically," says Janice Min, editor in chief of US Weekly. "This is a totally symbiotic relationship. This is how celebrities survive."

Source: The Wall Street Journal - Caught in the Act!

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Anonymous said...

or Spongbob!:)

Nev said...

Amy Colalella @amyrcola 7h
You know what would be funny..... If Jake Gyllenhaal put Taylor's scarf up for sale on eBay.

LOL

Anonymous said...

6.44 I dunno, I just find the screaming embarrassing. Hm.

The whole thing is or should be embarrassing - unless you're waiting for the Nobel Prize winner :)


Yes. Says the person posting on a site called Waiting for Toothy. Real highbrow you are eh?

6:44 AM, 10:02 AM said...

You have something against being honest?
I do silly things every day and embarrassing things from time to time - and I don't see the point in pretending they are something else.

Nev said...

Anonymous said...
6.44 I dunno, I just find the screaming embarrassing. Hm.

The whole thing is or should be embarrassing - unless you're waiting for the Nobel Prize winner :)

Yes. Says the person posting on a site called Waiting for Toothy. Real highbrow you are eh?

October 24, 2012 11:16 AM


I don't know what screaming (and crying) when faced with your favourite celeb has to do with WFT? I'm quite calm here.. ;)

Anonymous said...

What?! How can anyone be unkind to that sweet, ... oh, wait!

She's gone on "sabbatical" again? Sigh. Every time someone dares disagree with her, she takes (what little there was of) her marbles and goes home. Real adult behaviour.

Anonymous said...

There's no way in hell I'd ever vote for Romney/Ryan.

Anonymous said...

"I am not a fan of Barack Obama’s, but he has advanced the cause of gay equality in many significant ways. That progress would all be undone if the current Republican Party had its way. The GOP doesn’t just endorse the unconstitutional Defense of Marriage Act, it wants to amend the Constitution itself to make same-sex marriage illegal. This week, bowing to pressure, Mitt Romney reaffirmed that he would support such an amendment. And gays are not the only Americans whose rights the party wants to curtail. The GOP platform also supports a constitutional amendment denying women access to abortion entirely, with no mention of exceptions for rape, incest, or medical safety."

There are women who will vote for that idiot?!?

Anonymous said...

What?! How can anyone be unkind to that sweet, ... oh, wait!

She's gone on "sabbatical" again? Sigh. Every time someone dares disagree with her, she takes (what little there was of) her marbles and goes home. Real adult behaviour.


Her twitter is once again unprotected. Go read what she's been doing.

@BlastoButter

Anonymous said...

How many twitter accounts PG has? How many "Jake in Texas" tweets did she fake?

Nev said...

@BlastoButter...just had a look. Bored already, no idea what she/he's talking about..

Anonymous said...

MKFonz11 ‏@BlastoButter
NOW Jake's reps say the acct is fake? Why'd it take so long? RT @DeadlineCom: Fake Jake Gyllenhaal Tweet Backs Romney http://ow.ly/2sHme9
15 Oct

Because Twitter users and JG fans never ever thought that account was real? lol

Anonymous said...

How many twitter accounts PG has? How many "Jake in Texas" tweets did she fake?

Really!

Nev said...

Stills from 'The Chew'

Ignoring the beard (too much!!) he looks good. I like him much better when he's slim rather than PoP/EoW built...

..although I'm still drooling over that one still from EoW..jesus... :s

Anonymous said...

Jake, big beard and food don't go together well!

Anonymous said...

OMG he would look so freaking gorgeous if he would just shave! That bushy beard does nothing for him. Jake looks hot with stubble or a slight beard. But the homeless look, just NO!

Anonymous said...

Jake: "My is bigger!"

Anonymous said...

I think he can't shave for the Play.

Anonymous said...

Oh my God. Where's Mary?

Anonymous said...

On twitter talking with mermon Gyllencrazy and Sacha for Jake.

Anonymous said...

I think he can't shave for the Play.

I think shorter beard would be OK for the play.

Anonymous said...

On twitter talking with mermon Gyllencrazy and Sacha for Jake.

Traitor! Hanging out with fangirls who promote straight Jake is big NO, NO!

Anonymous said...

OMG, the man is gorgeous. I wonder what he and Mario will be cooking. He has a really mysterious look about him now.

Anonymous said...

Looks like pumpkin spaghetti to me :)

Anonymous said...

pumpkin spaghetti???

What kind of food is this?

Anonymous said...

Halloween food!

Anonymous said...

Hoo ok:)

Anonymous said...

Theres something about Mary.

Anonymous said...

She is back, bashing over Jake and Tay tay!

Anonymous said...

Thank God! LOL

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Anonymous said...

4:30 AM - stupid troll from OMG, why are you here all the time? Your trolling of WFT2 is beyond pathetic.

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Anonymous said...

Crazy OMGers are the only people who post on P-U-B-L-I-C blog but don't want other Internet users to read and comment! LOL!

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Anonymous said...

Nah, they just don't like when people point out their lies and bullshit :)

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Anonymous said...

SCARE-ABIRA ‏@kirabira
Reminder that Mr. K is 100% positive that he was aggressively eyefucked by Jake Gyllenhaal as we all waited for our limos after the Oscars.
2h ago

Anonymous said...

Gyllenhaal News ‏@Gyllenhaal_News
Kommt Jake im November nach Deutschland? http://jakegyllenhaalnews.blogspot.de/2012/10/neue-interviews-mit-jake.html … http://fb.me/2uqGVfkEO
48m ago

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Anonymous said...

Nah, they just don't like when people point out their lies and bullshit :)

OMG blog turned into a pile of shit when Special K decided that Jake and Austin are married with kids because she says so.

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Anonymous said...

Why would anyone be jealous of OMG?!?!?

Because Special K uses red arrows to illustrate her insane fiction?
Because you prefer when other people decide what you must think about Jake&Austin?
Because no one is allowed to question anything?
Something else?

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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said...

Come on OMGers,

do tell about reasons to be jealous of OMG. Can't find any? :)

Anonymous said...

Alice Waters ‏@AliceWaters
Please support our @edibleschoolyrd Ambassador, #JakeGyllenhaal for New Eyes for the Needy! http://neweyesauction.com

^^^^ said...

Charity Auction | October 22-29, 2012

Bid to benefit New Eyes for the Needy! Auctions include a meet & greet with Jake Gyllenhaal at a performance of his off-Broadway play, breakfast or lunch with Bear Grylls in Los Angeles, a personalized autographed guitar from Maroon 5 with tickets to "The Voice" and an upcoming concert, a personalized autographed copy of Gwyneth Paltrow's cookbook, Chef's Table for 6 at Mario Batali's Manzo in NYC, and Jay Z's court-side seats to a Brooklyn Nets game!

Proceeds from the auctions will benefit New Eyes for the Needy, a nonprofit organization that purchases new prescription eyeglasses for poor children and adults in the United States and recycles donated glasses for distribution overseas.

Anonymous said...

Bear Grylls
Adam Levine
Gwyneth Paltrow
Mario Batali
Jay Z

So Jake is using 5 of his posh friends to raise money. Not bad.

Anonymous said...

Hey where is Jerry???

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Jerry's bitchy wife said...

Jerry has more important things to do!

Nev said...

Anonymous said...
Gyllenhaal News ‏@Gyllenhaal_News
Kommt Jake im November nach Deutschland? http://jakegyllenhaalnews.blogspot.de/2012/10/neue-interviews-mit-jake.html … http://fb.me/2uqGVfkEO
48m ago

October 25, 2012 5:05 AM


The first video..Jake Gyllenhaal on Dating Latinas... *sigh*... Is that a noncommittal answer or what? ;)

Nev on Twitter said...

tierney bricker @tbrick2 10h
If Jake Gyllenhaal wears a scarf when he appears on The Chew tomorrow I promise to buy him ALL the maple lattes.

Joe Stone @Joe_Stone_ 46m
I'm enjoying imagining Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, John Mayer and Jake Gyllenhaal having a circle crank to We Are Never Getting Back Together

It's Jess! @whosthatgirlxo 1h
Jake gyllenhaal and Taylor swift were a masterpiece until jake tore it all up. Asshole. Why.... You two were perfect

O_O

Nick Lello @NickLelloJr 14h
Think Jake Gyllenhaal's watching a movie with a girl and then Maggie pops out like "RHAAGHH" and they have to prod her back to her chambers?

Amanda Przybyl @AmandaPrzybyl 14h
Jake Gyllenhaal you're an ass #TheMomentIKnew #TaylorSwift

Jo+Anna @goldforever_xo 15h
Fuck you Jake Gyllenhaal for having such a beautiful song dedicated to you by @taylorswift13 #red

.....

Anonymous said...

Marc | Lady Gaga ‏@MarcMonster

Me and my boyfriend http://instagr.am/p/RL_QjPLQZz/



Anonymous said...

Tweets about Swift and Jake's "relationship"... Only one thing comes to mind:

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

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Anonymous said...

Always love to read comments: Me and my boyfriend http://instagr.am/p/RL_QjPLQZz/

Anonymous said...

7:31 AM - I will discuss OMG and PG and Special K and your crap just to piss you idiots off! :)))

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Anonymous said...

And as you can see, OMG trolls are pissed off, LOL :)

Ryan knows what is really matter said...

Ryan Lewis Clasper ‏@GitRyan
Everyone should do a google image search for "Jake Gyllenhaal Thighs" right now.

Anonymous said...

Typical OMG lies and bullshit, insulting for everyone with a brain

Anonymous said...

Everyone should do a google image search for "Jake Gyllenhaal Thighs" right now.

I was hoping to see new photos :|

Anonymous said...

8:01 AM - I for one am sick of you. If you are convinced OMG is here every day, why don't you go find yourself another blog to hang out at? There are plenty.

Nev said...

Anonymous said...
Marc | Lady Gaga ‏@MarcMonster

Me and my boyfriend http://instagr.am/p/RL_QjPLQZz/

October 25, 2012 7:17 AM


Whilst I'd like to read that for real one of these days..I HATE when all the fangirls/boys use the boyfriend/husband tag for whatever star they're salivating over. Seriously?

And contrary to the last comment on that pic..Jake looks really good... that guy looks about 15...

Anonymous said...

8:38 AM - trolls from OMG are trolling here every day.
Are you one of them?
I'm asking because they too have allergy to facts :)

Anonymous said...

LOL! :)

Anonymous said...

And then along comes Mary.

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Anonymous said...

I HATE when all the fangirls/boys use the boyfriend/husband tag for whatever star they're salivating over.

You expect young fangirls/boys to be smart? Seriously?

Anonymous said...

I have a feeling that Internet and all this great technology is making people dumber, especially young people who were never forced to really use their brains.

Nev said...

Anonymous said...
I HATE when all the fangirls/boys use the boyfriend/husband tag for whatever star they're salivating over.

You expect young fangirls/boys to be smart? Seriously?

October 25, 2012 8:46 AM


Seriously? What does being smart have to do with it?

Anonymous said...

What does being smart have to do with it?

Everything.

100.000 Twitter kids would say the same thing about such photo with Jake. Because they are raised as dumb consumers in consumer society.

Anonymous said...

Amanda Giroux ‏@AmandaGiraffe11
When Jake Gyllenhaal is sitting in the cafeteria #allthestarring

6 m

OT - Wikipedia said...

To Have or to Be? is a 1976 book by social psychologist Erich Fromm that differentiates between having and being.

Fromm mentions how the modern society has become materialistic and prefers ‘having’ than ‘being’. He mentions the great promise of unlimited happiness, freedom, material abundance, and domination of nature. These hopes got to their highs when the industrial age begun. One could feel that there would be unlimited production and hence unlimited consumption. The human beings including men and women have started dreaming about becoming the Gods of earth, but it wasn’t really the case. The great promise failed due to the unachievable aims of life, i.e. maximum pleasure and fulfillment of every desire (radical hedonism), and the egotism, selfishness and greed of the people. In the industrial age, the development of this economic system was no longer determined by the question that what is good for man, rather what is good for the growth of the system. So, the economic system of society served people in such a way in which only their personal interests were intended to impart. The people having unlimited needs and desires like the Roman emperors, the English and French noblemen were the people who got the most out it.

The society nowadays has completely deviated from its actual path. The materialistic nature of people of ‘having’ has been more developed than ‘being’. The modern industrialization has made great promises, but all these promises are developed to fulfill their interests and increase their possessions. In every mode of life, the people should ponder more on ‘being’ nature and not towards the ‘having’ nature. This is the truth which people deny and thus the people of modern world have completely lost their inner selves. The point of being is more important as everyone is mortal, and thus having of possessions will become useless after their death, because the possessions which are transferred to the life after death, will be what the person actually was inside.

Anonymous said...

The Chew ‏@thechew
Today Jake Gyllenhaal is making all your food fantasies come true in our kitchen! Don't forget to watch at 1e|12p|c. #thechew

Anonymous said...

There will be sex in the kitchen?!?! *faints*

Anonymous said...

LOL! Not with Mario Batali I hope!

Anonymous said...

Hey, you are ruining my fantasy! lol

Nev said...

Anonymous said...
What does being smart have to do with it?

Everything.

100.000 Twitter kids would say the same thing about such photo with Jake. Because they are raised as dumb consumers in consumer society.

October 25, 2012 9:29 AM


Oh fair enough, if you put it that way. :)

It's mainly a tumblr thing...

I made a typo earlier (but changed the whole post to something else)... typed fangirl but forgot the g... interesting. Love typos sometimes ;p

Oh god, please no sex fantasies with Mario B!!! O_O

Where's that other chef anyway? CHRIS???

Anonymous said...

Excellent question! I hope Chris performs in Jake's kitchen *cough*.

Anonymous said...

Pumpkin spaghetti? Sounds as good as Butternut Squash Lasagna. Yum. Going to check out Jake and Mario today. :)

Anonymous said...

Today Jake Gyllenhaal is making all your food fantasies come true in our kitchen! Don't forget to watch at 1e|12p|c

Why am I reminded of the refrigerator scene in 9-1/2 Weeks? :)

Anonymous said...

Now I'm hungry. Damn.

Anonymous said...

80th Anniversary Dinner Honoring Jake Gyllenhaal
Mon, October 29, 2012 7:00PM to 10:00PM (Eastern)
[Download to Calendar]
Hosted by New Eyes for the Needy

New York, NY
Colicchio & Sons

EVENT DETAILS
New Eyes for the Needy celebrates 80 years of empowering children and adults in the United States and overseas with the improved vision they need to pursue a better quality of life for themselves, their families and their communities.

Please join us in saluting Jake Gyllenhaal
as a lifelong supporter, ambassador and fundraiser for New Eyes.

Enjoy a comfortably-elegant dinner party at Colicchio & Sons.

Proceeds will purchase eyeglasses for underserved children, adults and seniors in the U.S.

Host Committee
Aziz Ansari
Mario Batali
Tom Colicchio
Elvis Costello
Bear Grylls
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Adam Levine
Peter Sarsgaard
Jessica Seinfeld
Alice Waters
Patrick Whitesell

http://neweyesfortheneedy.givezooks.com/events/80th-anniversary-honoring-jake-gyllenhaal

Anonymous said...

That's nice, mother taught Jake good manners :)

Anonymous said...

I know that at last one Seinfeld, will be there.

Anonymous said...

Aziz Ansari is too cool! I love him:)

Anonymous said...

Are all that events and promotion have to do with Oscars and stuff like this?

Anonymous said...

Good PR like that helps, but I like to believe that Jake would do it anyway :)

Anonymous said...

of course I'm sure of it:) I mean the tv and radio shows.

Nev said...

Taylor Swift, Conor Kennedy Split!

^^^
Let the songwriting begin.

After an intense couple months of dating, Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy have broken up, a close friend of the country singer confirms exclusively to Us Weekly.

"They quietly parted ways a while ago," the friend explains of the "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" crooner, 22, and the high school senior, 18. "It was just a distance thing. No hard feelings. They're fine."

First spotted with the six-time Grammy winner at the Kennedy family compound in Hyannisport, MA in July, Conor is the son of Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. and the late Mary Kennedy.

But despite Swift's speedy summertime bond with her new man and his brood, the romance had to take a backseat to Swift's work duties. (Her new album, Red, was just released this week with record-breaking sales and widespread critical acclaim.)

"It's been over a month since they've even seen each other," the friend explains. "With her promotion for Red, she has no time off until the end of the year."

Swift's other exes include Jake Gyllenhaal, Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner and Cory Monteith.


sound familiar??

Anonymous said...

Kennedy? That is "relationship" for double album! lol

Anonymous said...

My goodness - talk about Dish of the Day. Jake looked fantastic - I loved what he was wearing, the jacket and blue shirt, and that hair. The color blue was made for him. The black pepper and peccorino cheese pasta was my favorite one too. Yum!

Nev said...

Lauren @Lauren2982 10m
“@kellybensimon: did i tell you @soulcycle that jake gyllenhaal was in my class today. JEALOUS. #celebcrush

Anonymous said...

That man is all over New York City!

Nev said...

<a href="http://dlisted.com/2012/10/25/taylor-swift-doesnt-want-be-kennedy-anymore?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter>Michael K strikes again..... </a>

lol

Anonymous said...

I should go back to working out. Damn.

fun twtts :) said...

Sabina Jennings ‏@ungiustomezzo
Mario Batali just hugged Jake Gyllenhaal on @thechew, if a round Italian gets to be huggin on him, it should be me

Emaleigh Carr ‏@emmycupcake
to hear @mariobatali say "I'm not quittin' you" to Jake Gyllenhaal on @thechew made me laugh so hard I spit out my lunch.

Hugh Jass ‏@hartLYKEan808
Jake Gyllenhaal is on The Chew. His beard is out of controoolllllllll

Leah Godin ‏@Scottish_Vixen
Mario Batalli wants to do things to Jake Gyllenhaal other than cook with him.


Sam Pinter ‏@SamPinter13
Jake Gyllenhaal can do no wrong... even when he has an Abe Lincoln beard #lovehim


Anonymous said...

to hear @mariobatali say "I'm not quittin' you" to Jake Gyllenhaal on @thechew made me laugh so hard I spit out my lunch.

AWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

Nev said...

argh..Damn link!

sorry


oh Mario....naughty naughty!

Chris said...

Hands off, Mario!

Nev on Twitter said...

mermon7 Marzena @mermon7 50m
Cute! RT: Alicia Malone @aliciamalone Jake Gyllenhaal eating spaghetti on TV. Even makes that look cool. #whatadude pic

LOVE THIS ONE:
Christian Zamora @Christian_Zamo 2h
This girl giving me glances in the library must not be familiar with the shirtless Jake Gyllenhaal picture collection I have on my phone.

||PAT||DIAZ|| @patdiaz999 3h
Jake Gyllenhaal is on the chew. I envy his beard. He's a good lookin dude.

Portia Corman @PortiaCorman 3h
Jake Gyllenhaal on @thechew... I could watch that guy make a bread sandwich.

lively little gal @JG4me4ever 1h
Exposing ex-boyfriends could backfire in the future: 2050 Grammy Awards! pic

Nev said...

speaknowandstayfearless (tumblr)

Turn my tv on and see Jake Gyllenhaal…Geez he has gone downhill. Taylor got out at a good time.

(puts a pic with it in which he just looks..hmmmyummm)

allcolorsaremine (tumblr)

Yes, this is who you think it is. Right after we spoke about his incredible performance as Terry in If There Is I Haven’t Found It Yet. Yes, I nearly died. pic


Jake's tumblr tag is full up with TayTay shit and worse..his name now has Taylor Swift as 'related tag' ARGH!

Swift said...

Jake should be thankful, I'm promoting him for free!!!

lolz said...

Josh Jude ‏@Jude_Josh
The song Taylor Swift wrote about Jake Gyllenhaal is better than any of the songs I've written about Jake Gyllenhaal.

prairiegirl said...

Nev said...
@BlastoButter...just had a look. Bored already, no idea what she/he's talking about..


LOL, wow you are obsessed with me, aren't you? Just like Jack and whoever else on here who can't stop talking about, watching and stalking Prairie Girl. Yes, you're a stalker, Nev.

And you're miffed because you wanted in my journal to read my slash but I told you no. You sure as hell are never going to get near my stories now.

Just for the record, get your facts straight on who I converse with on Twitter because you've made blatant inaccuracies. You won't be seeing anymore though so I hope you've got a good memory.

Anonymous said...

So besides paranoid delsional psychosis I guess we can add narcissistic personality disorder to Mary/PrairieGirl/BlastoButter's CV. Well done.

Nobody cares, Mary. Your twitter feed is just as boring as your posts on OMG with the added advantage of only being able to drone in 140 characters. Be gone with you! Shoo!

Anonymous said...

you're a stalker, Nev.

You are an idiot and lying bitch, Prairiegirl.

Anonymous said...

According to a bombshell new report, Jessica Simpson’s world was turned upside-down when her manager-dad Joe Simpson re­cently dropped a bomb on his unsuspecting family: An insider says he confessed he’s gay!

And not only has a family source told The National Enquirer that 54-year-old Joe came out of the closet, the source says the former youth pastor and Baptist minister has a 20-some­thing boy toy!

The stunning confession was the real reason wife Tina filed for divorce from Joe, her husband of 34 years, in late September, the Enquirer reports.

“Joe got the family together about two months ago and came out of the closet,” an insider divulged. “He told them that he’d tried to continue in his marriage to Tina, but he couldn’t go on any longer and deny the fact that he had these feelings for men.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/10/jessica-simpson-dad-joe-simpson-gay-says-family-insider

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Anonymous said...

Andrew Deras ‏@andrewnicholaas
Partying with jake Gyllenhal & Leo di cap. Nbd

Anonymous said...

Pathetic OMGers, always complaining when people call them on their lies and bullshit!

Anonymous said...

LOL, wow you are obsessed with me, aren't you?

No PG, no one is obessed with you or OMG - we just laugh at you (among 100 other things).

Anonymous said...

http://twitter.com/andrewnicholaas
New York, New York. So good they named it twice.
13h ago

Andrew Deras ‏@andrewnicholaas
Partying with jake Gyllenhal & Leo di cap. Nbd
4h ago

Andrew is model: http://drewderas.tumblr.com/

Anonymous said...

Partying with jake Gyllenhal & Leo di cap.

I approve this tweet, lol :)

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Nev said...

prairiegirl said...
Nev said...
@BlastoButter...just had a look. Bored already, no idea what she/he's talking about..

LOL, wow you are obsessed with me, aren't you? Just like Jack and whoever else on here who can't stop talking about, watching and stalking Prairie Girl. Yes, you're a stalker, Nev.

And you're miffed because you wanted in my journal to read my slash but I told you no. You sure as hell are never going to get near my stories now.

Just for the record, get your facts straight on who I converse with on Twitter because you've made blatant inaccuracies. You won't be seeing anymore though so I hope you've got a good memory.

October 26, 2012 12:02 AM


Hahahahhahaaa omg... it's nice to wake up and start the day with a good laugh. :D

Let me walk you through this:

- Obsessed? Me? With you? I spent LESS than a minute on your twitter page... let me repeat it: @BlastoButter...just had a look. Bored already, no idea what she/he's talking about..

- Thanks for confirming it's you though, makes it easier to ignore

- So, that is your journal then. Again, good to know. In that case, I don't really wanna read your stories anymore. Thanks though. :)

- I'm stalking. Yes, possibly, if spending too much time trawling the interwebs for anything about Jake can be called that. I'm stalking you? Not so much. I don't care about what you have to say.

- I think you gotta explain the last bit of your accusation to me cos I could swear you're accusing me of dishonesty: posting as anon just so I could fool you oh great PG! It wasn't me who checked out your Twitter...but maybe you want it to be me? Because, it seems that your last few rants have all been directed at me...mhmmmmmm who's stalking who now? ;)

Anonymous said...

Because, it seems that your last few rants have all been directed at me...mhmmmmmm who's stalking who now?

Oh come on Nev, by now you must know that for PG and OMGers there are totally different set of rules. They are special! lol

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^^^^ said...

Told you - OMGers insist that logic and facts DO NOT apply on them!!! LMAO :)

Anonymous said...

I think that 'bunch of insane douchebags' is the best description for OMG posters who troll here.

Anonymous said...

Joe Klein ‏@theJoeKlein
I've been told I look like if Jake Gyllenhaal and Ryan Gosling fucked. So... Gay. I look gay.
24 Oct

Anonymous said...

Some people can't take a compliment.

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Nev said...

6.15am..

oh...yeah, sorry..forgot about that ;p

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Anonymous said...

GEEZ PG is every day more crazy, I have to say that her Slas history is one of the best out there,JMO.

Anonymous said...

What's 'Slas history'?

Anonymous said...

Slut history

Anonymous said...

Oh, that sounds interesting! :)

Nev said...

~ @AMillionAlive 33m
Jake Gyllenhaal is seriously attractive, so why can't he star in more films that are targeted to a female audience rather than a male one


Stupid tweet...of the month.

Anonymous said...

Her history is called The Tenderfoot, is a Jack Ennis AU, and it is very good,hands down one of the best.

Anonymous said...

I've read it a bit, long time ago, can't remember details. Is that story public?

Anonymous said...

I don'think so, I think is loked, you have to ask for reading.

Anonymous said...

*locked

Nev said...

If she doesn't wanna share it..her loss. I've read tons of amazing stories, don't need hers. Would've been interesting but whatever... *shrug*

Nev said...

Anonymous said...
I don'think so, I think is loked, you have to ask for reading.

October 26, 2012 8:07 AM


Don't bother. I asked and was told to basically fuck off. In slightly politer words. ;)

But then again, you're anon...

Anonymous said...

you have to ask for reading

I see, thanks.
I've read s lot of fan fiction, but never from people who have a problem with sharing - won't support them in any way.

Anonymous said...

I've read tons of amazing stories

Me too. Still pissed off that I didn't save B73's stories...

Anonymous said...

I have read her history before to know who Pg was, I was very I have been really surprised to discover that she was the author, She is crazy as a horse childish and spiteful, however she knows how to write.

Anonymous said...

Her history is called The Tenderfoot, is a Jack Ennis AU, and it is very good,hands down one of the best.

Are you sure? Based on PG's personality, boring to tears posts and her writing style, I can't imagine that she can produce anything worth reading.

Anonymous said...

Still pissed off that I didn't save B73's stories...

the same here,too bad I can't find all the histories of Debutante, she is the best.

Anonymous said...

Are you sure? Based on PG's personality, boring to tears posts and her writing style, I can't imagine that she can produce anything worth reading.

Yep,it is crazy that the same boring childish person that chatters crazy theories on children and nonexistent marriages on OMG, is then able of to write so good stuff.

Anonymous said...

OK, if you say so :)

Anonymous said...

Is that you PG?

Anonymous said...

LOL :)

Anonymous said...

LOL:)no I'm not PG, Thanks God! Rather I am one of her enemies more hated, she calls me Minka troll, however unlike her I am objective and I say what I think :)

Nev said...

Hey, at least you've read all that stuff. I am (as always) too late to the goddamn party and now all those 'you GOT TO read THOSE' fics have been deleted. *sigh* Let's just say Del Mar Painting and Wolf and Thunderbird (?)... *sigh*..

I have, however, found a shetload of AU!AU fics and damn if they aren't amazing. Phew.

Some fics were really hyped and when I read them I was totally underwhelmed or even bored to tears so I don't really trust reviews or the hype. *shrug*

Currently reading The Crookedest Street and Hotel California.. amazing.

Anonymous said...

Wolf and Thunderbird is AMAZING!

Have you read Best Friends Forever by Sienata? Or in P.S by Victopet?

But my favorite is The Outland by WILDCOLOMBINE:)

Nev said...

Anonymous said...
Wolf and Thunderbird is AMAZING!

Have you read Best Friends Forever by Sienata? Or in P.S by Victopet?

But my favorite is The Outland by WILDCOLOMBINE:)

October 26, 2012 9:39 AM


I adore everything by Sienata and I too loved The Outland but I think Victopet's stuff is gone :(

Anonymous said...

I think that Victopet is locked too,but contrarily of PG her/he is very nice and immediately allows the access. Yes Sienta rocks!:)

Anonymous said...

Sienata - she posted on OMG for a while. Anyone knows if she ever made up her mind about Jake being gay/straight/bi/asexual/pansexual?

Anonymous said...

forgotten to name 365 days by fiftyandfifty, that with The Outland,is my favorite!

Anonymous said...

Sienata have too class for OMG, don't surprise my she have quit with them.
However she is convinced always that Jake is gay but she doesn't believe in children or marriages.
At that time she was very sik of Reeke,but then she has understood and she has taken the matter with more calm nd wisdom and naturally she has stopped posting on OMG.

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Anonymous said...
forgotten to name 365 days by fiftyandfifty, that with The Outland,is my favorite!

October 26, 2012 10:05 AM


oh yes! They never finished though..none of their stories are :(

Nev said...

GYLLENCRAZY @GYLLENCRAZY 1h
New BLOG post 'Chef Jake' - watch full video of Jake Gyllenhaal cooking up a storm and support neweyesauction.com link

Anonymous said...

Yes is too bad, 365 days is adjourned around every year and a half! It needs to be a looooot of patients!:)

10:04 AM said...

Thanks 10:13 AM!

10:13 AM! said...

You are welcome!:)

Nev said...

lol..did everyone run off to read ;p

Anonymous said...

natalia ‏@aGirlinNYC
Having a business meeting while sitting in front of Jake Gyllenhaal is tres difficult #celebrecrush

1 m ago

^^^^ said...

Natalia: Bocce's Bakery Treat Tester and the Picasso of Powerpoint :-)
http://www.boccesbakery.com

Jake is buying food or looking for Powerpoint services?

Anonymous said...

Bocce's Bakery NYC ‏@BoccesBakery
We were! *swoon* RT @aGirlinNYC Having a business meeting while sitting in front of Jake Gyllenhaal is tres difficult #celebrecrush

lucky you! said...

K Menick ‏@ktmenick
Sometimes it seems I can't take two steps in this city without seeing Jake Gyllenhaal.

Anonymous said...

Jake still has too much free time on his hands :)

Anonymous said...

jordanlarae ‏@jordanlarae

Just walked by Jake Gyllenhall with @Chavaniceday #iseeyouunderneathyourbeard acted like a little school girl for sure


Really he is all over the city!

Anonymous said...

Looking for strange vegetables for dinner? :)

Anonymous said...

Like cavolo nero? :)

Anonymous said...

Marissa Lastrilla ‏@marissa_last
The fact that jake gyllenhaal wished me a happy birthday>> #socool #lovenewyork 😍😍😍

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Anonymous said...
Like cavolo nero? :)

October 26, 2012 8:32 PM


yummmmmmmmmm

Anonymous said...

Allison Beatrice ‏@allisonrose103
New York
Just made eye contact with jake gyllenhaal on houston...I'm freaking out(!)
2 M AGO

Jake go home!lol

Anonymous said...

Marco Dante ‏@MarcoDante
#Jakegyllenhaal (entire cast really) Gives an amazing performance in "If There Is I Haven't Found It Yet." pic.twitter.com/B7ROQbMF

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Anonymous said...

Fuck off, PG!

Anonymous said...

hi troll, do jump into the next grease fire you come across

^^ said...

Pathetic excuse for a human being. OMGers are lower than dirt. Yuck!

OT - chinny looking hot! said...

LOL!

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