Monday, 13 February 2012

Gay Sex Is The Last Hollywood Taboo?

When Ellen DeGeneres came out of the closet as the first openly gay sitcom star in 1997—and her fictional self followed suit—a parade of gay characters came after her. There was Will & Grace, and Carrie Bradshaw’s Sex and the City sidekick, Stanford. In movies, the gay best friend became a staple, from My Best Friend’s Wedding to Mean Girls. Yet none of these characters do what gay men do. As Hollywood portrays it, the homosexual man is, astonishingly, sexless.

The film’s screenwriter, Dustin Lance Black, who won an Oscar for his Milk screenplay, says that a love scene would have been too revisionist historically. "I certainly didn’t want to see J. Edgar doing it," says Black, who is gay. "In the 1930s, oftentimes, a loving relationship with gay men was never consummated."

Max Mutchnick, the co-creator of Will & Grace, remembers attending a party the night before the show’s pilot was filmed. Mutchnick recalls being told by (the also gay) director Joel Schumacher: "Whatever you do, don’t make it too butt-fucky. Don’t let anyone in the audience think about butt fucking and you’ll be fine."

Mutchnick continues, "The sad reality is, if you’re in a theater and they show gay sex, someone in the audience will shout, ‘Ewww!’"

That’s the crux of it. Studio executives aren’t necessarily homophobic, but the film business is in a financial slump and averse to risks even in the best times. Though gay marriage is now more accepted across the United States, the industry is driven by tickets sold to straight men. That’s why lesbian sex gets a pass: when Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis spend a steamy night together in Black Swan, it helps sell tickets. There’s no similar financial bump attached to gay male intercourse. As one producer noted, anal sex is still considered something out of the ordinary, anyway. In The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, the anal sex scene is part of a rape between a man and woman—existing as a symbol of sexual sadism.

I emailed our film critic David Ansen, the artistic director of the Los Angeles Film Festival, to ask whether there was gay sex I had overlooked in any recent movies. He wrote back: "There were actually movies this year with gay sex but really nobody saw them because they only played film festivals, like the very sexy Christopher and His Kind, which was made for Brit TV, and the still unreleased Leave It on the Floor, a musical with an all-black cast about the voguing world. Or James Franco’s experimental student film about Hart Crane, which has very explicit gay sex in it. The movies with gay sex tend to be ghettoized as gay films and not seen by crossover audiences."

When you ask gay screenwriters and directors to name the most explicit gay sex scene in a mainstream film, they often gulp in silence. Then they name 2005’s Brokeback Mountain. But that tent scene between Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger is still relatively tame. "I don’t think I would say Brokeback Mountain, because it’s not that explicit," says B. Ruby Rich, the film professor at UC Santa Cruz who coined the phrase New Queer Cinema. "We’re in the post–Brokeback Mountain moment. Even a film like Gus Van Sant’s Milk is astonishingly chaste. The actual life of Harvey Milk was drastically different than that, given it was the ’70s in San Francisco and men were fucking in every doorway."

Real societal change is always the product of the stories we see. In 1967, Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner made interracial marriage normal just months after the Supreme Court ruled that anti-miscegenation laws were unconstitutional. That’s why there’s more at stake in this gay-sex debate than just the titillation. If Hollywood refuses to push boundaries, to make more people comfortable with something that a segment of America is still uncomfortable with, gay people remain second-class citizens. "Here’s my thing with gay sex," Dustin Lance Black says. "In terms of sex, we get plenty of that every day in our own lives and thrown on the Internet. I feel like what I’m really interested in is gay romance." And that’s the real problem with no gay sex. You can’t tell a real love story if nobody is doing it.

Source:  Why Does Hollywood Hate Gay Sex? by Ramin Setoodeh

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Anonymous said...

My wish is that Jake like sex with me, that unfortunately I am not a woman!

Anonymous said...

Jake's sexual preferences and possibility of Jake having sex with a fan are two very different things.

Fangirls are too stupid to get that.

Jake said...

My wish is that Jake like sex with me, that unfortunately I am not a woman!

Are you cute? Have any tattoos? 10 inches or more?

Anonymous said...

OMG, I was not expecting this in a music video - not expecting to be araid of Jake. I can't look! Repugnant, repulsive - this is like a movie, like American Psycho. He can play a role like that. The scene in the sauna looked like he was hearing voices. He should play a role like this.

Love video, but don't think Jake should play roles like this in movies - he's better as a good guy.

Anonymous said...

He is hot as hell in this video.

Anonymous said...

Hotness and lots of blood don't go together in my book :)

Facebook said...

Just had lunch at momofuku - thought I may have showing the people behind me my yellow and white undies looked behind to see jake gyllenhaal

I guess that was said...

Momofuku Noodle Bar - East Village - New York, NY

Anonymous said...

I may have showing the people behind me my yellow and white undies looked behind to see jake gyllenhaal

Just Jake? Nothing blue in sight?

Anonymous said...

Bluuuu Velvet...

YouTube comment said...

So he was the Zodiac all along??????

Anonymous said...

lol

Anonymous said...

Christian Burns ‏ @Knickerbock4Lif
walked behind Jake Gyllenhaal for a few blocks today as he navigated the East Village almost undetected...#Impressive

Anonymous said...

Momofuku Noodle Bar - East Village - New York, NY

Looks like Blue Hair didn't have lunch with Jake.

Anonymous said...

I bet there are some letters to Ted being written right now

Anonymous said...

Looks like Blue Hair didn't have lunch with Jake.

Lea waits for him in the new apartment !lol

Anonymous said...

Yep, Jake is more interested in food than sex with her!

Anonymous said...

Jake is just loading energy to face the warm nights with Lea.

Anonymous said...

I bet there are some letters to Ted being written right now

No amount of letters and dogs can't help - as we can see, Jake and Austin don't give a shit about spending time together, and Jake doesn't give a shit about spending time with his "kids".

the fast and the furious said...

I bet there are some letters to Ted being written right now.

I don't know what the consensus is on the new video, it doesn't look like some are crazy about it.

Anonymous said...

Video is getting a lot of publicity - only that is really important.

Anonymous said...

The comments on Jake for the most greater part are enthusiastic.

Hollywood Reporter

Jake Gyllenhaal first made his name as the isolated and paranoid titular teen in Donnie Darko, and later featured for David Fincher as the infamous Zodiac Killer. For his latest gig, he has taken elements of both roles, mixed it with some club music and scared the entire internet.

(sick) puppy eyes said...

It isn't pretty, this video. But I was shocked (in a good way) that Jake could be so convincing! There's also just the slightest bit of sympathy for a troubled soul.

Anonymous said...

Like we said - Jake needs to work more and work isn't just acting in movies. See James Franco.

Anonymous said...

James Franco has also made a documentary on Generel Hospital, that will participate in the Tribeca film Festival.

And this is not a joke;)

Anonymous said...

Jake is excellent in the Time To Dance video. Very convincing and intense. Mesmerizing to watch and actually both scary and hot at the same time. Comments on youtube would suggest that it's going down very well with the audience. Good for Jake getting to show other sides of his acting. I've never seen him play anyone that sinister and dark before, but he really nailed it.

Anonymous said...

Just saw "Time to Dance" video. To me the song sucks, but Jake is hot as FUCK in the video. He plays a great homicidal maniac and looks so freaking hot. The scene of him in the towels in the sauna is smoking. The man should model. I'm sure he could get Armani or Versace to cough up some cash to pose in some of their clothes and underwear.

Anonymous said...

I guess Jake wasn't offered high profile enough product to promote.

The author of American Psycho said...

Bret Easton Ellis
‏ @BretEastonEllis
I think I really, really like this a lot. The Shoes - Time To Dance (Official Video): http://youtu.be/pt9wnawn7xQ via @youtube

Next Movie said...

Jake Gyllenhaal has played heroes ("Prince of Persia"), soldiers ("Jarhead"), cowboys ("Brokeback Mountain") and romantics ("Love and Other Drugs"), but no matter what role he takes on, one thing remains the same: He's just a little bit off-kilter.

You know what we mean; he's got a little bit of those crazy eyes, right?

Which makes his new role as a music video serial killer strangely believable.

Not that you should worry about Gyllenhaal snapping and coming after you in real life; he's still acting in this new viral clip from the French synthpop band The Shoes. But there's no question that there's just something ... darkly mesmerizing about Gyllenhaal in this creepy murder fantasia. We're getting the shivers again just thinking about it.

So is it enough to enshrine Gyllenhaal in the pantheon of great music video performances by Hollywood stars? See for yourself, courtesy of YouTube — and see why you may never quite look at Gyllenhaal the same way again.

Anonymous said...

Dear Blogger,

This is a step in the right direction, now please return old and better look.

Yawn said...

Dear Ted:
I've been a loyal reader for years! Love your column. Finally decided to take a guess at one of the BV's. Is Toothy Tile a moniker for John Travolta? Love you!
—Anna
Dear No:
J.T.'s got a different moniker. Oh, and T2 also isn't any of these guys.

It never stops arghhhhhhhh said...

Latest OMG post:

Why is a character who is always dresses in dark colors popping up in a lilac checked shirt in last week's episode ( 9x09)?Especially when he is usually dressed in darker tone as was the rest of the cast for this episode...

...Or was it Austin using the wardrobe again as a new small shout out (or a shout out to a new small)?


SK is truly amazing...she can even tell that someone has had a baby just by the color of their shirt. I'm impressed lmao

Anonymous said...

Or was it Austin using the wardrobe again as a new small shout out (or a shout out to a new small)?

There are no words to describe this insanity.

Anonymous said...

lilac checked shirt

Lilac + 2 sleeves = twin girls! :)

Anonymous said...

“Source Code”
Posted on November 21, 2010 by Brent Lambert
This past winter/spring/summer I worked as a Set Designer on Tarsem Singh’s ucoming film “IMMORTALS.” At the same time just down the hall were the offices for “Source Code” (directed by Duncan Jones who skyrocketed to credibility with “MOON”). I remember the first day I say Jake Gyllenhaal in the gyllenhaalway by the washroom and I nearly jaked in my shorts. So tall, so dreamy, so charming. I could tell he wanted to jump my bones, but he was with a producer so he didn’t have the time. He told me with his eyes, “Brent, it’s not possible today, but someday we will meet again and I will jump your bones.” From then on, every other time we exchanged gylleneyes was on set. So no bones were ever jumped. Le sigh. The next best thing was getting to know his assistant, Juliana, who let me spend a lot of quality time with his dog Atticus. I must confess: I projected my love for Jake onto his German shepherd, and maybe petted him extra softly compared to a regular dog. But I’ll take what I can get. Its just too bad I never got to pet YOU though Jake: I would have “sourced” your “code” aaaaaaaaaall niiiiiiiiiiight.

http://www.feelguide.com/2010/11/21/source-code/

Anonymous said...

Stopped reading this fiction after "I could tell he wanted to jump my bones" :)

Anonymous said...

He was obviously ironic.

Anonymous said...

Jake has an assistant for his dog on the set, but he left his closed children closed in some hotel!

Anonymous said...

He was obviously ironic.

Hi UV :)

LOL! said...

Susan Helmick ‏ @Spinsterrific
Creepy looking movie, but as a former fencer, thanks for making this year's Halloween costume so easy, Jake Gyllenhaal

Anonymous said...

I remember the first day I say Jake Gyllenhaal in the gyllenhaalway by the washroom and I nearly jaked in my shorts. So tall, so dreamy, so charming. I could tell he wanted to jump my bones, but he was with a producer so he didn’t have the time. He told me with his eyes, “Brent, it’s not possible today, but someday we will meet again and I will jump your bones.” From then on, every other time we exchanged gylleneyes was on set. So no bones were ever jumped. Le sigh.

LOL! :)

Anonymous said...

Or was it Austin using the wardrobe again as a new small shout out (or a shout out to a new small)?

She has to know that there is a pretty good chance that he does not choose his clothes, right ? Being on a set with people who do that for him

Movieline said...

Jake Gyllenhaal has played along the edge of creepy (Donnie Darko) before, but he hasn't gone full psycho -- until now. After the jump, watch Jakey-poo put that dead-eyed visage to great use as a troubled, tightly coiled young man who kills his hipster pals and strangers alike until he finds just the right... dance club. Eh, it's a music video for a band called The Shoes. I'll allow it.

The video, directed by Daniel Wolfe for the Shoes single "Time to Dance," reminds me a lot of this year's Sundance thriller Simon Killer; both follow charismatic sociopaths as they stalk their prey, using stylistic flashes and tricks to evoke their character's mental state.

Warning: Some startling violence within.

Anonymous said...

Maya Elias ‏ @mrem103
“@victoriahp93: got complimented by Jake Gyllenhaal at @soulcycle this morning ... starting my day off right. #winning” I die.

Lea said...

Bitch!

Anonymous said...

Not sure Jake would be happy playing psychos or villains or creepy people in movies (again) - real A listers are good guys.

YouTube comment said...

What a bitch! :)

"You know what would be cool? If they made a movie about this. Though I think I would pick a different actor, you know someone like Christian Bale. Then I think I would change the music....I don't know...maybe some Huey Lewis and the News? I think it would be a pretty good movie."

Anonymous said...

Why on OMG they are so annoyed of the success of this video clip? they are fan of Jake however, they should be happy, I don't get this.

Anonymous said...

OMG is pissed off because the father of 5 + 1 kids shouldn't make videos about killing people for fun!

Anonymous said...

Another tweet from BEE:

Bret Easton Ellis‏@BretEastonEllis
Stunned by how scary/funny/catchy this is. Jake G is awesome: The Shoes - Time To Dance (Official Video): http://youtu.be/pt9wnawn7xQ via @youtube

Anonymous said...

Is Jake on some kind of Hollywood black list? Why can't he get good parts?

Anonymous said...

Well, Source Code was a good part. So many things can go wrong that I don't know what to think. Hope that info about Jake working on the new project in late Spring (not Motor City) is true.

Anonymous said...

Motor City isn't happening for Jake. There was discussion about this earlier in the thread.

3:23 PM said...

I've said "not Motor City".

Looks like Jake wanted to do "Motor City", but couldn't do it in late spring because he's doing another project.

New York said...

raychel wade ‏ @RaychelWade
Seeing Jake Gyllenhaal in spin made up for being verbally assaulted by Ben's hair the past few months. #bachelor #allisforgiven

Anonymous said...

OMG is pissed off because the father of 5 + 1 kids shouldn't make videos about killing people for fun!

+ Lea

Anonymous said...

a y o e ‏ @ayoepan
Damn it! Freakin jely to my friend who take a pic tghtr w/ jake gyllenhall in berlinale -__-;; I only got amir khan and hyunbin lst year
7h ago

Anonymous said...

Out of interest, who do WFT2 readers think is Toothy Tile?

Anonymous said...

Just checked the Shoes video which was amazing. Have one question though: Why are everybody commenting about some guy called Gregory Onison and his love for Jake? Who's this Onison and what's he got to do with Jake? Must have missed something. ????

Anonymous said...

Out of interest, who do WFT2 readers think is Toothy Tile?

Well, still I have to discover who Zodiac is, who has killed Kennedy and the secret ingredient of Coca cola, therefore I say: who knows? the truth is out there....

Anonymous said...

You are talking about YouTube comments or ...?

Anonymous said...

Why are everybody commenting about some guy called Gregory Onison and his love for Jake?

You are talking about YouTube comments or ...?

Anonymous said...

@7:14
Yes comments on you tube. All of a sudden everybody's talking about this guy Onision. I haven't got the faintest who he is.

Anonymous said...

Gregory Onision
@GregoryOnision


check the video, he says that Jake is the sexiest man alive and his wet dream

Jake said...

Gregory OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Call me!

Anonymous said...

@7:35 PM
Ok, thanks! Which video would that be? Do you have a link? Much appreciated!

Anonymous said...

It is simple, you go to his page twitter: "Gregory Onision @GregoryOnision" and you open the video of the next to last Tweet:)

Anonymous said...

Nevermind. I found it. No wonder everybody was commenting. LOL!
Here's the link if anybody's interested:

http://youtu.be/jQNY7BMYUro

Anonymous said...

What does it say Onision exactly? does someone help me to translate?

Jake said...

He's saying that I'm SEXY!!!

Anonymous said...

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏ @AUS10NICHOLS
My friend is building a school in Mozambique. Please hit this link to donate. She needs our help. Any amount. http://www.ku-kula.org
2h ago

Anonymous said...

Mallory Cynthia ‏ @Stoked_City
That fact that Bret Easton Ellis keeps tweeting about Jake Gyllenhaal being in the new The Shoes music video makes me extremely happy

Anonymous said...

Doesn't Nichols' family run a captive hunting ranch in Texas?

Anonymous said...

So?

Anonymous said...

Don't get all defensive now...

Anonymous said...

defensive? Noo just Curious:)

Anonymous said...

Doesn't Nichols' family run a captive hunting ranch in Texas?

Yes, a lot of people from Texas love killing animals for fun. But even our sweet Jake doesn't blink when pigs are slaughtered, I guess that has something to do with being a buddhist.

Jake said...

No, I'm just hardcore like that.

Anonymous said...

Out of interest, who do WFT2 readers think is Toothy Tile?

IMO nobody . Ted made him up. He started with a very generic BI that could have been anyone, then looked through all the Toothy guesses - and with Brokeback Mountain on the horizone- settled for Jake . Toothy was fun for him until people started to obsess about it and now he can't just ignore it even though he probably wants to .

Anonymous said...

I've always had the impression that Ted has a bit of a crush on Jake.

Anonymous said...

Out of interest, who do WFT2 readers think is Toothy Tile?

Toothy Tile is Jake Gylenhaal and Ted Casablanca is right - Jake is gay, his bearding is proof enough for me.

Anonymous said...

The troll is obsessed with Ted because troll knows that Jake and Austin are still swirling their juices to this day.

Anonymous said...

Jake can be gay without being Toothy.

Anonymous said...

14 Most Ominous Straight-Razor Shave We've Seen
By Kurt Soller


Read more: http://www.esquire.com/blogs/mens-fashion/jake-gyllenhaal-sounds-video-shave-031412#ixzz1p6dDvujL

You should watch the above not just because a band called The Shoes has somehow convinced Jake Gyllenhaal to star as a serial killer in their stylish, 8-minute music video for their song "Time to Dance." But also pay attention halfway through, at about the 4:15 mark. That's where you'll see Gyllenhaal and one very precise (and scary) use of a straight razor. Helluva shave. Maybe consider keeping that beard for spring, though.



Read more: http://www.esquire.com/blogs/mens-fashion/jake-gyllenhaal-sounds-video-shave-031412#ixzz1p6d4UQlJ

Is this allusive or ironoc?

Lea said...

The troll is obsessed with Ted because troll knows that Jake and Austin are still swirling their juices to this day.

Mmmm... idon't think so....

Anonymous said...

11:38 AM #1 - LOL!

Is that why Jake stays in New York and doesn't give shit to be with Austin now when they both aren't working? :)

Anonymous said...

Is this allusive or ironoc?

I don't think so.

Anonymous said...

Jake dumped Austin a long time ago.

Anonymous said...

The troll is obsessed with Ted because troll knows that Jake and Austin are still swirling their juices to this day.

Only OMG is obsessed with Ted and moronic notion that Jake is gay only if Ted is right = if Jake dates Austin.

Anonymous said...

Jake dumped Austin a long time ago.

Jake and Austin aren't a couple, that much is clear.
Berlin film Festival - they aren't hiding because there is nothing to hide any more.
Jake doing his thing without Austin, for more than 3 weeks, is just another reason to be sure about that.

Anonymous said...

It is clear that TT is Jake; the first blind item ran a week after a sighting of Jake in a cafe in Weho with a guy, only the details in the blind item made it clear it was a date and not just Jake out with a friend. The first post about TT was in March of 2005, long before BBM came out.

Anonymous said...

Bret Easton Ellis ‏ @BretEastonEllis
The best video I've seen in ages. Funny, sexy, raw.


Funny?!? Sexy?!? Bret, darling, WTF is wrong with you?

Anonymous said...

Bert have a crush on Jake as Ted and that Onision!

Anonymous said...

Bert = Bret

Anonymous said...

Why not, he's gay too.

Bret Easton Ellis (born March 7, 1964 in Los Angeles, California) is an American novelist and short story writer.
Though Ellis made his debut at 21 with the controversial 1985 bestseller Less Than Zero, a zeitgeist novel about amoral young people in Los Angeles, the work he is most known for is his third novel, 1991's American Psycho.

Anonymous said...

It is clear that TT is Jake; the first blind item ran a week after a sighting of Jake in a cafe in Weho with a guy, only the details in the blind item made it clear it was a date and not just Jake out with a friend. The first post about TT was in March of 2005, long before BBM came out.

Sooooo Boooooring

Anonymous said...

The Prince ‏ @WhaddaheckNEWS
What the Heck? Trending Now...: Jake Gyllenhaal's TOP 10 Sexiest Photos http://whaddaheck.blogspot.com/2012/03/jake-gyllenhaals-top-10-sexiest-photos.html?spref=tw

Anonymous said...

BTW, where is Jake now? In Paris W/ Lèa?

Anonymous said...

In New York without Lea :)

Anonymous said...

Or in NY W Lea:)

Anonymous said...

Lea has blue hair = she's filming.

Looks like she's filming in France.

Anonymous said...

So, she was in NY only for Jake?

Anonymous said...

Why would she be in New York for Jake?

Anonymous said...

LOL! Are you serious? Why heck a French actress that is filming a lower budget movie, in the French countries, should be in NY? the filming of the movie are started the first days of March.

Anonymous said...

12:51 PM - your ignorance isn't amusing.

Lea was in "Inglourious Basterds" and Tom's "Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol", she's working on her Hollywood career, too.

Anonymous said...

Are you serious?

Of course I am.

Please answer the question - why would Lea be in New York for Jake? To do what?

Anonymous said...

I am not ignorant and I know Lea S, better of you because I am European. currently don't seem to be professional reasons for her to be in NY. And then why in NY and not in Hollywood aka the Mecca of the cinema?

Anonymous said...

And then why in NY and not in Hollywood aka the Mecca of the cinema?

You are an European so I guess you can't know that New York is somewhere between LA and Europe :)

Anonymous said...

Please answer the question - why would Lea be in New York for Jake? To do what?

Perhaps for the same motive for which Jake was in Paris with her.

Why Jake was in Paris w/her? To do what?

Anonymous said...

Yes I am European, but it doesn't serve to be American to understand that Ny is not so next to The LA. and that an European actress that wants to work in America is the nearest possible to HW that should be.

Anonymous said...

Why Jake was in Paris w/her?

I don't know if Jake was in Paris just to visit Lea - but I know that Jake left Paris after 3-4 days to work out and eat out in New York, so I think that Jake wasn't too interested to be in her company.

Anonymous said...

From what we know it seems instead that Jake is quite a lot interested to her company until from when they were in Berlin.

Anonymous said...

it doesn't serve to be American to understand that Ny is not so next to The LA

LOL, you are too lazy to think!
I'm saying it's possible that Lea visited LA and was returning to Europe via New York.

Anonymous said...

From what we know it seems instead that Jake is quite a lot interested to her company until from when they were in Berlin.

So why Jake didn't stay longer in Paris with Lea?
Or return to Paris to visit her again?
Or went to Paris (I presume) with her on Sunday?

Anonymous said...

I am not the only idler to think it looks like, one more time, Lea has been filming in Paris for the first days of March, a lower budget movie,she cannot go around for the world,she is working, and from the color of her hair is enough obvious on what, probably she was in NY for the weekend and not for job.

Anonymous said...

1:24 PM - please answer the question: if there is something going on between Jake and Lea, why Jake doesn't care about being with her?

Anonymous said...

probably she was in NY for the weekend and not for job

Jake doesn't work.
Lea is working and she traveled "to be with Jake" because he can't be bothered to travel for her?
Doesn't make sense.

Anonymous said...

how do you know that Lea has not returned to NY with Jake? remember the interesting looking date?

Perhaps Jake has not remained in Paris with Lea because they had been together ten days to Berlin, where she has remained also after her film had been introduced, and without any apparent motive.

Anonymous said...

Jake was working in Berlin.
An actress visits film festival for business and networking.

You are pretending that all those New York sightings didn't happen - Jake wouldn't go out to eat on his own while his hot "girlfriend" stays in hotel or people would mention that Jake was with a girl - Lea wasn't in New York.

And one more time - Jake could have been with Lea in Europe if he cared about her or sex with her.

Anonymous said...

Perhaps she has wanted to make him a surprise, or they perhaps has some project together, there can be million of motives, what seems sure to me is that this is not a coincidence or a friendly visit.

Anonymous said...

Sorry 1:37 PM, you just want Jake to be iterested in having sex with females :)

Anonymous said...

what seems sure to me is that this is not a coincidence or a friendly visit

Based just on your wishful thinking and nothing more.

Anonymous said...

I would never think that all the sightings of Jake to NY are false, it is obvious that Jake was to NY. of Lea we cannot be sure of it because she is not famous in America and she could pass unnoticed.obviously you don't know well Lea S, she is one of the more hot European actresses it doesn't have need to hang in Berlin after its film has been introduced she is not Austin, her working notebook is enough full .

Anonymous said...

Jake doesn't work.
Lea is working and she traveled "to be with Jake" because he can't be bothered to travel for her?
Doesn't make sense.


All good points but let's suppose they're more than friends, why doesn't Jake make an effort to look more groomed for a pretty girl like Lea? He looks like a hobo with that beard. Strange.

Anonymous said...

Sorry 1:37 PM, you just want Jake to be iterested in having sex with females :)

Based just on your wishful thinking and nothing more.

You are not able of to have a discussion without accusing to insinuate to offend, remains of your thought and me of mine, not a big deal, good evening.

Anonymous said...

It doesn't matter is Lea is famous or not - people would mention that Jake was with a girl.

They did not - there was just one mention of "strange looking date", could have been a man.
On the other hand, on last Sunday when Lea was in New york, there were two tweets about Jake and girl with blue hair.

Anonymous said...

You are not able of to have a discussion without accusing to insinuate to offend

Truth and logic offends you? I though so :)

Anonymous said...

Truth and logic offends you? I though so :)

Problem that you don't have, considered that if you don't like the logic and the truth, you cancel the messages. again good evening.

Anonymous said...

1:59 PM, you are a sore loser :)

What we can see, what we KNOW about Jake and Lea suggests that they are just friends.
You can't explain why Jake doesn't care about being in Europe with his "girlfriend" at the beggining of their "relationship" so you are pissed off.

Anonymous said...

I don't feel like answering to your childish and offensive comments, I have thought various times to stop posting in this blog, I believe that the moment has arrived of indeed to do it indeed. good evening to the nice and polite people with which I have spoken. good pursuance:)

Anonymous said...

2:13 PM - please try to grow up and stop acting like a spoiled brat.

Anonymous said...

Jenna Elise ‏ @jeconway19
@seenbaku just told me jake gyllenhaal is gay #killmenow #worstnewsever
March 13

Anonymous said...

Gabriella Canelli ‏ @GabriellaCan
my mom just told me that she thinks Jake Gyllenhaal is gay #notcool
March 12

Anonymous said...

Why on OMG they are so annoyed of the success of this video clip?

Because with all those tweets about music video it's hard to find tweets about Jake! Damn.

no location said...

Sasha Bogdanovics ‏ @bogdanobitch
Standing next to Jake Gyllenhaal in Nike right now #casual #marryme??! #please? #seriouslythough
23m ago

Anonymous said...

Poor PG, MIA since the video came out, LOL!!

Anonymous said...

Awwwwww, bad bloodthirsty Jake, how could he do that to PG!

Anonymous said...

Poor PG, MIA since the video came out, LOL!!

Since the video came out as well as pics of Jake w/Lea in Manhattan. She must have also found out that Jake's little NYC pied-a-terre is not big enough to house all eleventy-seven babytiles.

Anonymous said...

Come on PG, Jake is cheap, he thinks there is enough place for BTs! :)

Anonymous said...

She must have also found out that Jake's little NYC pied-a-terre is not big enough to house all eleventy-seven babytiles.

LOL!

Ted said...

Dear Ted:
Is Toothy Tile about to play the bearding game again? I know it is a part of showbiz, but I was so hoping Toothy was about to be done with the Old Hollywood ways.
—Tommy

Dear Pause:
Not like he has in the past, but I hardly doubt that Tooth's days with fakey GFs are over. Hardly, actually, and yes, it breaks my heart just as much as yours.

Anonymous said...

The Shoes video is apparently the #2 most popular video on YouTube today. :)

Anonymous said...

Robert Scott Bean ‏ @ILNY83
Presidents can't keep their scandals under wraps, but apparently Jake Gyllenhaal can hide three children and a husband for 5+ years. #nice

Anonymous said...

Robert Scott Bean ‏ @ILNY83
@Mestup2000miles Nailed w/ Jake Gyllenhaal and Jessica Biel might get a release date, but it'd probably be best for him if it did not.

Anonymous said...

Robert Scott Bean ‏ @ILNY83
Presidents can't keep their scandals under wraps, but apparently Jake Gyllenhaal can hide three children and a husband for 5+ years. #nice


Come on you can do better . There are 5 hidden basement babies.

LOL said...

Robert Scott Bean ‏ @ILNY83
@GYLLENCRAZY @13thsun There's a blog I came across last night dedicated to Jake, Austin & their kids. It's sadly very popular...and creepy.

Robert Scott Bean ‏ @ILNY83
@GYLLENCRAZY @13thsun The craziest part is that it sounds very convincing and actually makes sense, but life rarely makes sense....

Robert Scott Bean ‏ @ILNY83
@GYLLENCRAZY @13thsun They look at pictures (or lack of pictures) and make up stories based on what they do or don't see. It's crazy.

Anonymous said...

Presidents can't keep their scandals under wraps, but apparently Jake Gyllenhaal can hide three children and a husband for 5+ years. #nice

8:14 PM, did you skip other tweets from the same guy, to make it look like he knows something about Jake, Austin and "kids"?

Here's looking at you, OMG said...

Robert Scott Bean ‏ @ILNY83

@GYLLENCRAZY What do you think of all the rumors, stories, and websites that say Jake is in a relationship with @AUS10NICHOLS and has kids?
11:39 PM - 14 Mar 12 via Echofon ·


GYLLENCRAZY ‏ @GYLLENCRAZY

@ILNY83 @AUS10NICHOLS I think some people should get their head tested. I mean, seriously.

Anonymous said...

Funny how ILNY83's tweet found its way onto WFT2. The people he talks to also tweet with WDW . It's a small world. A Babbler world.

^^^ said...

Poor OMGer, pissed that your silly fiction is being lambasted on Twitter LMAO

Anonymous said...

Funny how ILNY83's tweet found its way onto WFT2.

Typical OMG comment - too stupid for words.

There is nothing "funny" about WFT2 checking tweets and posting tweets about Jake and Austin - we do that for a year or two.

Anonymous said...

@GYLLENCRAZY @13thsun They look at pictures (or lack of pictures) and make up stories based on what they do or don't see. It's crazy.
@ILNY83 @AUS10NICHOLS I think some people should get their head tested. I mean, seriously.


Told you so!

Special K is doing her best to destroy JiG fandom.
Thanks to OMGers, all JiG fans we'll be seen as idiots who are making up insane stories and believe that Jake has hidden kids and husband.

Anonymous said...

Is Special K paid by Jake's PR to discredit 'Jake is gay' rumors?

Anonymous said...

Let's hope so - for her sake.

Anonymous said...

The correct answer to who is Toothy is Jake. Thanks all those who gave the right answer.

Others - why are you posting?

Anonymous said...

My guess - because Jake doesn't need to be Toothy Tile in order to be gay.

(I'm sure Jake = TT)

Anonymous said...

@ILNY83 @AUS10NICHOLS I think some people should get their head tested. I mean, seriously.

I would pay money to hear what Jake and Austin think about their "marriage and kids" :)

Anonymous said...

Dear Pause:
Not like he has in the past, but I hardly doubt that Tooth's days with fakey GFs are over. Hardly, actually, and yes, it breaks my heart just as much as yours.


Bad Ted, OMG thought that Jake and Austin will be out after Berlin.

Anonymous said...

OMG thought that Jake and Austin will be out after Berlin.

and that Ted was "giving them space" LOL. Please Ted, can you drop your bombshell already!

Anonymous said...

Ted,

please do it gently! :)

Anonymous said...

I guess Jake playing a serial killer in that video really had ole PG gal clutching the pearls and she just can't support a "father or 5+" doing such a thing. (You know the good family man that he is)!
I guess PG has had enough of Jake huh?

Anonymous said...

She'll be back :)

Anonymous said...

Enough with Shoes video tweets... Where is Jake?

Anonymous said...

Dear Pause:
Not like he has in the past, but I hardly doubt that Tooth's days with fakey GFs are over.


5 months till End of Watch promotion, no need to hurry.

Just jared said...

Jake Gyllenhaal goes for a walk in downtown Manhattan on Wednesday (March 14).

The 31-year-old actor was spotted taking a ride on the subway later in the afternoon.

PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of Jake Gyllenhaal

Jake‘s big sister, Maggie, was recently spotted out by her place in Brooklyn – Maggie and her husband, Peter Sarsgaard, are currently expecting their second child together!

Be sure to check out Jake in The Shoes‘ video for “Time to Dance” – it definitely show off a different side of him!

http://www.justjared.com/2012/03/15/jake-gyllenhaal-manhattan-man/#comments

Anonymous said...

Manhattan.
Backpack.
No Lea.
Bussines as usual.

Anonymous said...

I guess we don't need to worry about Jake being able to defend himself against muggers on the subway! ;)

Anonymous said...

Did Jake drop out of the Gary Oldman film completely?

Anonymous said...

Yes.

Anonymous said...

Awww, that's too bad. I was looking forward to his working with Gary. :(

Anonymous said...

Movie and TV News ‏ @CinemaReel
Jeremy Renner in Talks to Take the Lead on Motor City: It was only last week when we heard that Jake Gyllenhaal ... http://bit.ly/wAbBDa

^^^^ said...

I would have loved to have seen Gyllenhaal take the lead for this, but if his schedule prevents him from doing so, Renner is of course a fantastic choice to turn to now. He’s been deservedly rising in recent years, and now has two Oscar nominations to his name, and will next be seen as Hawkeye in Joss Whedon’s upcoming The Avengers, not to mention the fact that he’s taking the lead in The Bourne Legacy this summer. Clearly, he has the acting and the action talents for this.

Both Amber Heard and Gary Oldman are on board to star as the love interest and the kingpin-figure, respectively, and with the studios wanting to get this before cameras in April, we should be hearing something concrete soon. Whatever happens, this is a project to keep an eye on; it has a lot of potential.

Anonymous said...

This means that Jake will start filming something in April or May.

Anonymous said...

It means he can't get off his ass to do something

Anonymous said...

Why would Jake lie about having another project when he could just turn down the offer?

Anonymous said...

Sounds better than "I'm lazy"

Anonymous said...

Being caught in a lie is better than simple "no, thanks, don't like the script"?
I don't think so.

Anonymous said...

Posted on OMG:

Heard through the grapevine though these photos of Jake were actually taken in a studio. you know to make it look like he was in NYC but really wasn't.

Don't know if this loon is being serious or not. I assume they are referring to the JJ pics. Oh I get it - these pics were taken in the same studio as the ones for the fake moon landing. WOW, great job! Those NYC streets look so realistic!

Anonymous said...

LOL :)

Anonymous said...

Julie M ‏ @JulieMcDon
Up bright and early in NYC
18h ago

Julie M ‏ @JulieMcDon
Had a late dinner at Luna after Jersey Boys and sat across from Jake Gyllenhaal!!
2h ago

Anonymous said...

Heard through the grapevine though these photos of Jake were actually taken in a studio. you know to make it look like he was in NYC but really wasn't.

That makes perfect sense on OMG - some other OMG theories and "truths" are even more insane.

Anonymous said...

some other OMG theories and "truths" are even more insane.

Yes they are all in a tizz about the PR conspiracy around Maggie's pregnancy. Is Maggie doing a Beyonce and giving birth to a pillow? She should call the new baby "Cushion Gyllenhaal". Funny, none of the OMGs have ever had children of their own - they have no clue.

Anonymous said...

Why would Maggie fake pregnancy according to OMG?

photo said...

Jessie Cohen ‏ @closetcollage
Oh nothing, just Soul Cycle with JAKE GYLLENHAAL (paparazzi photo c/o @rachelmarin) http://instagr.am/p/INulhIQEvb/
6h ago

Jessie Cohen ‏ @closetcollage
That brings the celeb encounters count to 3 this week. First Vampire Weekend, then Anne Hathaway, now Jake. All my faves
New York

Anonymous said...

Why would Maggie fake pregnancy according to OMG?

They think PR are playing games with the date Maggie is due - so as to give Jake a "reason" to be in NYC (lol). Sorry, it's difficult to express insanity in words.

Anonymous said...

Ashley Ryan Knowlton ‏ @AshleyRKnowlton
Just got worked in my first Soul Cycle class...directly next to Jake Gyllenhaal...pretty sure I'm hooked #yeehaw
8h ago

Anonymous said...

They think PR are playing games with the date Maggie is due - so as to give Jake a "reason" to be in NYC (lol).

OMG is in panic because Jake doesn't give a fuck about being in LA with Austin :)

Anonymous said...

Yes, soon it will be 4 weeks since Jake and Austin were in the same city at the same time (Berlin).

Anonymous said...

They think PR are playing games with the date Maggie is due - so as to give Jake a "reason" to be in NYC (lol).

Special K stated that crap with her arrows and fiction about PR faking date when Jake and family NYC photos were taken.

===► SK ===► said...

What arrows?

Anonymous said...

Posted on OMG:

Heard through the grapevine though these photos of Jake were actually taken in a studio. you know to make it look like he was in NYC but really wasn't.

Don't know if this loon is being serious or not. I assume they are referring to the JJ pics. Oh I get it - these pics were taken in the same studio as the ones for the fake moon landing. WOW, great job! Those NYC streets look so realistic!


You forgot to add the rme after your copy and paste means it was a joke.

Anonymous said...

Not sure what you're saying, but OMGers wouldn't joke with "to make it look like he was in NYC but really wasn't".

Anonymous said...

Pregnant said...
Plus Maggie's about to pop, so why would she be travelling? Where would she want to go other than take her daughter to school and pick her up?

Heard through the grapevine though these photos of Jake were actually taken in a studio. you know to make it look like he was in NYC but really wasn't ::rme::

March 15, 2012 7:33 PM


rme = rolling my eyes

Anonymous said...

RME means rolling my eyes. Pointing out the idiocy of omg absurd theories.

Anonymous said...

Sorry "pregnant" for calling you a loon!

Anonymous said...

Heard through the grapevine though these photos of Jake were actually taken in a studio.

I'm confused by "heard through the grapevine" part because only OMG would make up something so stupid as fake NYC photos of Jake.

Anonymous said...

P.S. I presume that's joke by poster Pregnant.

Anonymous said...

Jessie Cohen ‏ @closetcollage
Oh nothing, just Soul Cycle with JAKE GYLLENHAAL (paparazzi photo c/o @rachelmarin) http://instagr.am/p/INulhIQEvb/


More proof that Jake is in New York :)

Deluded fangirl said...

♥ Love is Louder. ‏ @Alison_OTH4ever

@Aus10Nichols Hey Austin :) Could you send a DM to @SophiaBush10 for her birthday ? PLEASE ♥ She loves you SO much ! xoxo :)

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