Sunday, 4 April 2010

Thanks For The Memories

Heath Ledger
Heath Andrew Ledger
Born April 4, 1979

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Anonymous said...

What are you if you hump males, females, knees, toys, pillows, sofas and armchairs?

Cheap slut!

Anonymous said...

What I'd like to know is how people here define "closeted."

Gay closeted celebrity - pretends to be straight or doesn't talk about his/her sexuality and partners (glass closet).

Anonymous said...

No, no....a Wiki entry aboutcloseting is not giving the definition of closeting. For me, closeting is hiding one's true sexuality by putting on a public facade, and it does NOT include having sex with people that are undesirable. For example a closeted gay man would deny he's gay and act like he has a "she" in his life by taking women to his work and family functions; however at the end of the night, that's it. He drops them off at their home. There is no sex involved because he cannot physically or mentally perform an act that is repulsive to him.

Anonymous said...

Are you saying that gay men who date women or are married to women and have sex with them aren't closeted? What do you call them?

penis said...

I never met a hole I didn't like.

Anonymous said...

and have sex with them

What are they called?! Bisexual, duh. Saying they aren't is like saying oral sex isn't sex; uh, that's why "sex" is part of name. If they are having sex with males and females, yes they are bisexual.

only fooling themselves said...

I'm a vegetarian who eats meat twice a week! Oral sex isn't sex! I fuck men and women but I'm not bisexual!

Anonymous said...

If they are having sex with males and females, yes they are bisexual.

No, because sexual practice or behavior doesn't always match sexual identity.

Anonymous said...

5:23 PM,

why is bisexuality so important to you? What are you trying to prove?

Anonymous said...

There is no sex involved because he cannot physically or mentally perform an act that is repulsive to him.

Wow. Repulsive is a pretty strong word. Not being turned on by someone is not the same as being repulsed by them or at the thought of having sex with them.

Anonymous said...

Actually the big People celebrity headline should be who's straight in Hollywood. Now, that's news.

LOL. That's funny because it's not a such a far stretch from the truth.

destiny said...

I don't have time right now to look for them, but there have been a couple of articles on Towleroad that fit into this discussion. One is an interview with one of the actors in Next Fall, who identifies as bisexual--and very strongly identifies himself as part of the LGBT community. I think people who claim to be bisexual but who avoid the gay community are probably closeted gays and lesbians.

The other article was about a Mormon man who says he is gay, but is still getting married because of his religion and because he thinks he is only gay in this life, and that God will make everything right when he gets to heaven. Sad but true. So he's going to have a wife, and they'll probably have lots of children, as most Mormons do, but that doesn't make him straight.

And do we really have to beat you over the head with stories of NPH, who identifies as gay despite having sex with a lot of women?

celebrity bearding and coming out said...

Ricky Martin didn't know he was gay according to his old "girlfriend"

Ricky dated Rebeca de Alba (she's a TV personality in Mexico and 45 years old) for years and years off and on. He was actually dating her at the time of his famous Copa de la Vida performance at the Grammys. She says she's the love of his life and then contradicts herself a lot. I translated the best bits of info for you. It's also a TL;DR version already but I bolded stuff. Do enjoy~

- He came out to her years ago when they broke up: "It wasn't easy for me because as a woman I saw him being lost, but I was hoping we'd get back together because he's one of the best things that ever happened to me. I wasn't just his girlfriend. I was his woman".

- She says people manipulate the relationship all the time, claiming it was never real or that it was a front to cover Ricky's personal life. She says it was 100% real.

- "When I was dating him he didn't know he was gay. I didn't either. We were a man and a woman wanting to be together".

- She says they broke up because of scheduling conflicts, not wanting to have children or having different projects. It had nothing to do with him being gay. Gurl, then why did he come out to you when you broke up?. THEN she says they were very much in love until he "changed his sexual preferences and left her".

- "We had a solid relationship. We wanted to get married and have a family. Seven years ago we were still together." I thought you said you broke up because one of you didn't want to have kids.

- "If he chose a different path after being with me, I respect that" ...

- "He told me he was gay, so when the news came out I wasn't shocked. I know the world was very shocked (lol) but I knew it years after we broke up and I gave him all my support". GURL, get your story straight. did he tell you when you broke up? did you break up for that reason or was it years after you broke up? I mean you're not eleven. shit.

- "I've been unfairly judged, many of my peers in the press have lied about me and said I'm a... nevermind. It's not worth repeating. It's not true. I know the truth. I'm a woman that lives life with intensity, transparency and authenticity".

source: http://www.yucatan.com.mx/noticia.asp?cx=13$0700000000$4281600&f=20100412

The last rumor she was refering to, I assume, is that she's gay too. That's been the word around for years in Mexico, and the press has speculated that the relationship was a front to protect each other because Latinamerica, and particularly Mexico, is still very conservative (though not as much as it once was...).

ONTD - Ricky Martin didn't know he was gay according to his old "girlfriend"

Anonymous said...

When I was dating him he didn't know he was gay.

LOL

Looking forward to Ricky's book :)

Anonymous said...

Jake leaving Montreal this morning to take a flight back to LA. Notice Jake's sweatshirt: http://www.photoshelter.com/c/punkdimages/image?&_bqG=3&_bqH=eJxLzHbNdTXzDkh28s1wM7UISa408_VMKvbIS_G0MrS0MjWwsvKMdwl2ts1KzE7VTq_MyUnNy0hMzFEDi8Y7.rnYlqjFOzqH2BanJhYlZwDFQ4Ndg.I9XWxDDYDA1SQ_s6wsyCKt0FetoCDd1tQAAB8eJBM-&GI_ID=

Anonymous said...

Is that rainbow flag?

Anonymous said...

Near enough ;)

Anonymous said...

^^^ I almost missed that there are 19 pictures.

Anonymous said...

If Jake is bisexual, as someone keeps arguing--and personally I think he is as gay as a glittery unicorn--then that is just more proof he is in a commited relationship with Austin. If he was single and bi, we' d' see him out there really dating women, and not bearding with a bitch for the past two or three years.

JiB shippers said...

*Damn!*

Michael K said...

This is a follow-up to the blind item I posted yesterday about a celebrity popping out of a pinata on Cinco de Mayo to declare their gayness. Or according to this follow-up, their gayelleness. From Blind Gossip:

"Everyone is speculating about the celebrity who will be coming out in a very public way on May 5th. We think that Howard Bragman is a great publicist – and we know we’re going to appear on Larry King Live with him one of these days – so we don’t want to totally steal his thunder. However, we think we’re being led astray as to the star’s identity.

Bragman has been talking a lot about how it’s time a gay man be cast as a superhero. But one of our sources slipped and may have given us an additional clue about the celebrity’s identity. They used the pronoun “she” when talking to us about the mysterious upcoming guest. They quickly tried to correct themselves by going back to using “he”, but it was too late. While there are many women who it could be, we think we’ve got it narrowed it down to three, although we honestly didn’t expect any of these three women to come out this year. Additionally, Michael Musto of The Village Voice seems to think it’s a singer or someone involved in music. So, with all these conflicting clues, dear reader, your guess is as good as ours."

Female and a singer? Hermmmm. Justin Bieber? Okay, that was one tenth of a wrong, and now maple syrup (or Canadians) will never taste the same to me again. But seriously, this makes it sound like on May 5th People Magazine's cover will feature Queen Latifah with the headline "The Queen Bows Down To Pussay" or something like that. I'm still not convinced it's Queen. Hell, I'm still not convinced there will be a big gay cover on Cinco de Gayo. Watch on May 5th People's cover will feature some bitch's new bikini body.

Dlisted

Anonymous said...

LOL I am NOT saying I think Jake is bisexual; far from it. I am however discussing the gay, bisexual and straight definitions and how they apply to closeting. Somehow, some of you take a discussion topic and turn it into a commenter's agenda to make Jake straight. WTF?!!

Anyway my point about being bisexual was focused on the purely physical aspect, not what a person thinks or feels or happens to identify with. We are all guilty of thinking, saying and believing one thing, and doing another. For me actual behavior counts far more than belief.

Anonymous said...

Whoever comes out on May 5, I have a pretty good feeling when I hear the name my response will be "No shit, Sherlock."

Anonymous said...

Anyway my point about being bisexual was focused on the purely physical aspect, not what a person thinks or feels or happens to identify with.

Sorry, you can't redefine terminology just because you feel like it.

Anonymous said...

Whoever comes out on May 5, I have a pretty good feeling when I hear the name my response will be "No shit, Sherlock."

That's because we know all about gay Hollywood, general public will probably be surprised.

Atticus said...

Oh hey where you all going?

You're not going for food?

See ya.

Anonymous said...

You're not going for food?

Aww look at Atti's hot pink tongue!

Anonymous said...

IHJ gallery

April 23 - Jake and pinky ring leaving a Medical Center in Beverly Hills

Jake said...

Jake and pinky ring leaving a Medical Center in Beverly Hills

Thank god they aren't tracking my cock ring.

Anonymous said...

Jake, we are dedicated fans, we wouldn't mind tracking your cock ring!

Jake Gyllenhaal to Paparazzi: Calm Down! said...

Jake Gyllenhaal tries to get the paparazzi to simmer down while leaving a medical building on Friday (April 23) in Beverly Hills, Calif.

The 29-year-old actor showed off his shirtless self in a JustJared.com exclusive video featuring clips from the upcoming feature film, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time.

Jake will likely honor Persia’s producer Jerry Bruckheimer and his remarkable body of work at the “A Cinematic Celebration of Jerry Bruckheimer” event on May 17 in Hollywood.

Just Jared

is it just me or is anyone else confused? said...

It's confusing, all these different Jake's. Here's just SOME of what we know:

We have the infamous Toothy Tile: Ted's gay closeted sometime/party druggie who has sex in carparks, is desperate to come out and who sleeps with producers and the odd woman to 'prove' to himself, at nearly 30, that he's capable of getting it up for a chick.

Then there's Jake the committed and devoted boyfriend of some actresss du jour, or PR-esque pathetic wheezing little boy desperate for marriage and/or kids who seems to spend his life buying jewellry for women, shunning the Hwood party drug lifestyle and leaving dog hairs festering on nice sofas (which ultimately leads to whatever actress dropping his ass).

Then we have straight 'in-between girlfriends' Jake humping anything in a skirt wherever he is in the world, or papped 'looking' at a woman which throws the ball back in the courts of those that want to believe he's a straight man who just can't find the right girl. Poor Jake. So much skirt, so little time eh...?

Then there's Ian whatsisface's gay Jake who is actually bisexual and has slept with wannabe actesses and other tarty female incarnations and who may be a complete plant to prove he's interested in women as well as men.

Then there's the Hello Boys! 'dark and dangerous' Jake of DataLounge who's sleazy and not afraid of it. He's also available on other lowkey forums and gay/gossip realms, and he's successfully cruised men and had sex in LA parks over the years, attended gay pride in his youth and seduced all and sundry, in hotels, behind bistros and had sex with men such as Heath Ledger, Jamie Bell, Austin Nichols, Adam from the OC, New York models and a host of other under the radar male beauts. Personally I quite like this one.

Then there's 'bromance' with Teh Boys Jake, who really is straight but cannot keep away from older men and bicyles, leaving people puzzling the world over...

Then there's the Jake of 'Cantara's imagination', who's just..like, livid! with the whole Toothy Tile thing and just wants you all to like, DIE. He just HATES this attention!

Then there's Ted's Proud to be Toothy! Jake, who thinks it's all a hoot and loves the attention. My personal fav.

Then we have the Jake of Perez fame, who alternately can't decide if he wants Jake to be in or out (depending on how much he's being paid), playing to PR and Toothies alike and loving it.

The we have the Jake of Lainey fame, who seems to do nothing but STARE at his female co-presenters and impregnate them with his eyes. Even those rumoured to be bi or gay, funnily enough. Lainey's Jake just can't stop tailing skirt.

Then we have Jake, devoted off the radar boyfriend of Austin Nichols, with or without a baby known as Tile, frequently out shopping and parading if you believe the local yokels who claim to have seem them all out in LA as a famiy unit.

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Really, it's like a godamn pick 'n' mix minefield!

Anonymous said...

Jake did not have sex with Heath. Please.

Anonymous said...

Then there's Ian whatsisface's gay Jake who is actually bisexual

Ian Halperin said Jake is gay, not bisexual.

Anonymous said...

Then we have straight 'in-between girlfriends' Jake humping anything in a skirt wherever he is in the world, or papped 'looking' at a woman ...

Tabloid and silly babbler fiction, LOL.

Ted said...

Dear Ted:
With this report that another celeb is about to come out, can it be Toothy at last?
—Ft. Lauderdale Friend

Dear Don't Hold Your Breathe:
Could it be? Possibly. It's been rumored to be old T2 for long enough. But will it be is a whole different question. One that I'm betting is going to be a big fat no.


Dear Ted:
Thanks for all you do for animals. Just curious. Are there contracts involved with showmances? How do the parties involved go about daily living with each other? For example, would Toothy have paid his beard's water bill or shared cereal with her?
—SC

Dear Paperwork:
Good question. Yes, specified bargains and deals exist between these jokers. But think less Toothy Tile, more Fey Oiled-Tush.

Bitch Back!

Anonymous said...

Jake did not have sex with Heath. Please.

Certainly not while he was dating MW. After the break up? Maybe. But I doubt it. I think they were just friends who respected each other professionally.

Jake said...

*prays that Atticus is smart like Buddy*

Anonymous said...

Heath was pretty messed up after the breakup. I doubt he would have known or cared whether he was screwing a man or a woman--as long as he had a body to give him some comfort and company. As to whether he fooled around with Jake, we'll never know.

Anonymous said...

After the break up? Maybe.

Nah, Heath was too busy stuffing women.

Anonymous said...

*prays that Atticus is smart like Buddy*

Awwwwwww! (((Buddy)))

Anonymous said...

is it just me or is anyone else confused?

It is just you :)
False advertising, PR lies, private gay parties, bearding, secret boyfriends ... closeted Hollywood actors are doing all that since 1920.

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday Austin!

Anonymous said...

is it just me or is anyone else confused? said.

Not really confused, no. Some stuff is pure bullshit (he can't stop tailing skirt, lol), some has a kernel of truth and gets embellished, some is mostly true and gets a little extra gloss, and some is pretty obviously true. Besides, humans are complex beings - people have different aspects to their characters and personalities - so sometimes two things that may seem contradictory really aren't. (I didn't know there were "local yokels" who claim to have spotted a Toothy family unit, though).

I do believe that Jake loves being Toothy. That just makes sense. He loves being the center of attention and he has a more-than-healthy ego. What's not to love about it? He knows that a lot of the general public believes whatever crap is put out there by People and USWeekly, so he doesn't feel threatened, but at the same time he has to get a thrill and an ego boost from the fact that he's playing this potentially dangerous game that he's sure he can't lose.

Anonymous said...

is it just me or is anyone else confused? said...

Did you write this yourself? Wow, well done. After I read it I was looking for the link; it's something that a clever, professional columnist would write.

Anonymous said...

"(I didn't know there were "local yokels" who claim to have spotted a Toothy family unit, though)."

Neither did I.

Anonymous said...

"local yokels" who claim to have spotted a Toothy family unit

4:02 AM made that up.

Anonymous said...

IIRC there was a DL comment by a guy who said he lives in Malibu and has Jake and Austin for neighbors, and he said he's seen them with BT. Idk if it's credible or not but maybe that's what they were referring to, that guy.

Anonymous said...

4:02 AM made that up.

4:02 did not make that up. See 9.25, sillyhead. And there have been others. Maybe you just weren't around.

I have written exactly all the confusing incarnations of Jake I/we've seen in as many years as put to I/we on the internet. I didn't 'make them up'; columnists, writers and others made them up, or, told the truth.

As for nitpicking over the semantics that's up to you, but it is what it is, take or leave.

And yes, there are even stories that Jake had sex with Heath. And why not? Do you seriously think actors play by ordinary rules?

Anonymous said...

IIRC there was a DL comment by a guy who said he lives in Malibu and has Jake and Austin for neighbors, and he said he's seen them with BT. Idk if it's credible or not but maybe that's what they were referring to, that guy.

Doesn't sound like it + "frequently out shopping and parading" is total bullshit too - when was the last Jake and Austin sighting?

Then we have Jake, devoted off the radar boyfriend of Austin Nichols, with or without a baby known as Tile, frequently out shopping and parading if you believe the local yokels who claim to have seem them all out in LA as a famiy unit.

Anonymous said...

Sorry 4:02 AM, but there was no "local yokels who claim to have seem them all out in LA as a famiy unit", not even in that DL gossip (posted by me BTW).

Anonymous said...

Idc about the argument but you have to admit local yokel is funny!

Anonymous said...

OT. No news but I get the feeling that Bret Michaels died.

Anonymous said...

Then there's the Jake of 'Cantara's imagination', who's just..like, livid! with the whole Toothy Tile thing and just wants you all to like, DIE. He just HATES this attention!

Cantara suggested Jake is gay in that radio interview.

Anonymous said...

IIRC there was a DL comment by a guy who said he lives in Malibu and has Jake and Austin for neighbors, and he said he's seen them with BT

I'm not 9:23, but one comment from some anonymous guy who claims to be a neighbor doesn't equal local yokels (plural) seeing them all "frequently out shopping and parading" in L.A. That's more than just a matter of semantics and I don't think it's nitpicking to point it out.

And there have been others

Aside from the DL guy, who were the others?

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