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«Oldest ‹Older 401 – 600 of 758 Newer› Newest»It’s sad if Jake celebrated his birthday at some party looking for work or talking to acquaintances instead of being with his friends. I wonder where Chris is.
Justin Theroux, Mark Ronson and Scott Campbell hosted a holiday party to benefit “God’s Love We Deliver” at Thompson Hotel’s Smyth Tribeca on Saturday night. The whole room danced up a storm while Mark deejayed, having braved the Blizzard of ‘09 to get there. Attendees included: photographer Terry Richardson, model Agyness Deyn, and actors Will Arnett, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Matt Dillon, Mary Louise Parker, Josh Hartnett and newly single Jake Gyllenhaal.
7:27 PM
Jake celebrated with his family and than went out looking for some hot sex ;)
Cruising on his birthday is sad too if that’s what he did. I wish Jake would find a good man, fall madly in love with him and look happy. He deserves it.
Maybe Jake is looking for that good man to fall madly in love with :)
They are having a meltdown in OMG because Jake is in NY and Austin is in TX with Sophia, LOL!!
Why must people her sexualize everything? Cruising? Why can't it just be hanging on his birthday having some fun? Geez/
7:50 PM
We don't know where Jake or Austin are.
Why must people her sexualize everything?
Because so many men want casual sex?
Really? You know this how??
Matt Dillon was a major cokehead (don't know if he is now). I know someone who hates him and his brother Kevin because her brother used to hang out with them in the eighties and they all did a lot of coke. Her brother became an addict. I also know they did coke with Johnny Mac (that's why is tennis went down so fast). Matt Dillon in the eighties never said no to any woman. I'm sure Matt never say no to anyone.
Really? You know this how??
Sexual behavior studies.
Matt and his ex-GF Cameron Diaz=major coke heads.
"Sexual behavior studies"
That's what I called it in the 80's!
Matt Dillon was a major cokehead (don't know if he is now).
Is that why he didn't have a better career?
Really? You know this how??
LOL what are you, 8 years old. Men + casual sex = as old as the universe
8:16 #2, IA, coke probably played the major part in Dillon's lost career. He disappeared from major roles and the screen until Something About Mary. And when he did reappear in SAM he looked real worn, more aged than he should have been IMO.
Idc if Jake uses coke or other substances for fun times. LOL some fans make a big argument that he's an angel and would never use drugs. What a laugh. I just hope he never goes out of control with it, that's where the danger is, when it stops being more than just a spark for fun times and starts being your whole life 24/7.
Maybe Matt Dillon and Jake talked about how Crash beat BBM or reminisced about the good times when their careers looked good. Their Oscar nominations didn’t do much for either of them.
stephanie_mill: Talking marriage with my parents. My mom wants me to marry Jake Gyllenhaal and my dad said he'd marry me if I wasn't his daughter. umm...
19:50, we're not having a meltdown on OMG. You'd love it, though, wouldn't you?
Michelle and Matilda in Hawaii
That looks like fun :)
To some people:
discussion/arguments/brainstorming = meltdown.
LOL
debate = meltdown
^^a sissy's perception
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semelokertes marchimundui
Qué?
Is that Manuel from Fawlty Towers :) ?
Manuel Mans the Phones :)
all i really want for christmas is jake gyllenhaal.
Name Brian Syrett
Location San Francisco
Bio Just a kid. With a dream.
If Jake is Toothy, I don't believe Austin is his lover. I think Austin is Jake's friend and Jake is Austin's A list friend. And although Austin may be gay, he dings way more than Jake does, I don't think they are a couple.
The thing is, though, 10:54, who would Grey Goose be, if one believes there is a Toothy Tile? That's the question.
Who qualifies as Grey Goose?
Matilda has to be one of the cutest little kids in HW. She is the spitting image of her dad; what a wonderful way to remember her dad is when I see her.
Her and that little Suri Cruise, even though her mama dresses her up in high heels. Suri is the spitting image of her mama.
Well, I hope Jake gets to see or saw Matlida since he has been in and out of New York lately.
And now to answer your question...
"Who qualifies as Grey Goose?:
According to Ted its someone who is in the business. But does that mean actor necessarily. Even if it is an actor, he may not be well known by name, he could be like Anne's boyfriend, "a struggling actor". I think its someone who no one would think twice about being around Jake.
The last vice about Toothy's straight friends has me really confused, the friends that are never photographed with him, does this mean the friends are not famous? I rarely see Jake photographed with any male unless he's on a movie set. It could be Austin but I couldn't and wouldn't spend what appears to be huge amounts of time away from my boyfriend especially since he dropped the midget from his existence.
Do Austin and his brother bare a striking resemblance? Could someone mistake Austin's brother for Austin?
Damn Jake, Ted, Toothy, Atticus and the midget. I have a headache now.
How long has Jake been in NYC? Matilda is in Hawaii with Michelle but I have a feeling (since she and Michelle were in NY a week ago) that they just recently left.
"Ricky Martin already admitted he is bisexual. In a recent interview in Spanish he said his heart could belong to a man or a woman."
How Elton of him.
Austin fits all the clues re Grey Goose. He's also been mentioned in named posts about Jake and Austin. The only other remote possibilities are Chris, who is not in the business and seems to have disappeared, or Matt Katz, who is an ex. I think he lives in Europe now. Since I have yet to see an Austin/Sophia picture that remotely looks like they are in a relationship, I don't believe its anyone but Austin and Jake all the way. Hiding maybe, but still together.
Austin fits all the clues re Grey Goose.
I'm sure Jake and Austing are still friends, but don't know what to think about them being together and BT.
“Jake was having a guys night,” an eyewitness tells HollywoodLife.com. “He was dancing while Mark Ronson DJ’d and stayed for about two hours, just enjoying himself. He hung out with Matt the whole time though, there were definitely no other women involved. www.hollywoodlife.com
Posted on OMG by Destiny
Well, that site that running the story is run by Bonnie "my middle name is friend to pr" Fuller.
Interesting comments. Showmancing in Hollywood?
Chris Pine & Olivia Munn: Coffee Date
11:41
- Austin doesn't have a brother
- Does the clue Gray Goose not tell everything about Jake and the Wild Turkey?
- It's always anyone else but Austin isn't it
How long has Jake been in NYC?
Tweet from Friday:
_lindsayy: Literally bumped into jake gyllenhaal or however you spell it
7 minutes ago
Posted: December 18, 2009 6:44 PM
Ricky Martin already admitted he is bisexual.
He didn't.
Reports of Ricky Martin declaring he is bisexual are premature
The last vice about Toothy's straight friends has me really confused, the friends that are never photographed with him, does this mean the friends are not famous?
I think it means that Jake and some of his friends like to keep it private.
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Damn Jake, Ted, Toothy, Atticus and the midget. I have a headache now.
LOL :)
If Austin isn't Grey Goose, then (don't laugh) but I always thought the 2nd guess could be James Schamus. I know, I know...lol. But seriously, he's in the business, he's not visible in the famous "star" kind of way, hence he can "disappear" and blend in yet he's still powerful, it was obvious in BBM pics he had a big crush on Jake, he's grey/white-haired and facially he looks like a goose with his big eyes. (sorry James if you're reading this lol). And before anyone says he'd be too old, not good looking enough and too married (he has a wife and kids) for Jake, well who knows what people see in each other really. Now I'm not saying he's Grey Goose, I'm just saying that if I didn't believe it was Austin then I would put JS in the list of suspects.
James Schamus has a baby with Jake?
James Schamus has a wife and kids?
Eww! Nooo!
No man is too married for me!
How long has Jake been in NYC? Matilda is in Hawaii with Michelle but I have a feeling (since she and Michelle were in NY a week ago) that they just recently left.
Oh, oh maybe uncle Jakey paid one of his (presumably) rare visits?... Wouldn't bet on it tough. I hope the girls have fun in Hawaii.
Jake said...
No man is too married for me!
You slut!
;)
There are reports when Michelle takes Matilda for coffe runs and kayak rides but not when Jake pays a visit?? I doubt it. Jake is out of M & M lives, they were connected to him only through Heath.
Maybe Michelle prefers it that way,though.
We have a poster here who insists that Reeke probably ain't entirely over yet. I've been thinking about it and Reese may do everything she can to get Jake back, maybe even through his family? Maybe that poster was right? I hope Jake ain't that weak!
Jake is out of M & M lives, they were connected to him only through Heath. Maybe Michelle prefers it that way,though.
Agree with what you said. And think about it, if Jake and Heath happened to be a tad more than friends, how awkward would a friendship between J & M be?
I still feel Heath chose Jake to be godfather so he'll be in his life.
There are reports when Michelle takes Matilda for coffe runs and kayak rides but not when Jake pays a visit?? I doubt it.
I'm sure Michelle and Jake wouldn't want paparazzi attention.
I've been thinking about it and Reese may do everything she can to get Jake back, maybe even through his family?
Jake's family would do anything to protect and support Jake. Why would they care about Reese's wishes?!
Michelle doesn't want papz attention when she is out to the coffe store with her daughter and I bet she doesn't like her pic taken while on vacation, but those candid are there in the internet,so is obvious that not always she can avoid being exposed.
"Jake, you are too cute. I like you"!
"I love... I mean, I like you too!"
Michelle is living her life 24x7. Jake visits would be from time to time - Jake can easily avoid being seen with Michelle and Matilda.
Jake's family would do anything to protect and support Jake. Why would they care about Reese's wishes?!
Weren't there reports that Maggie liks her? Maybe the fam. thinks she'd be a good influence? IDK. I hope I'm wrong.
No, there was tabloid fiction about Maggie liking the beard.
8:23 AM
Reese a good influence?! For what?
Reese a good influence?! For what?
She's no party girl, she can give him a safe home. Also, I think she's totally kissing up to the Gyllenhaal family. As I've said, I hope I'm wrong and we can move on from Reeke once and for all.
Someone can be a good influence only if you respect him/her - I think that wasn't the case with Reeke.
Please define "safe home".
Tom Cruise hired currently imprisoned lawyer Anthony Pellicano to spy on a man who once threatened to expose the actor as gay, according to claims in a new lawsuit:
"The plaintiff, Michael Davis Sapir, claims Cruise, attorney Bert Fields and jailed private investigator Anthony Pellicano conspired to spy on him. There is a long history between Cruise and Sapir. In 2001, Cruise sued Sapir for $100 million after Sapir claimed to have video evidence that Cruise 'engaged in a homosexual relationship.' That lawsuit settled later that year. In the settlement, both parties issued a statement saying that no such tape existed. In the latest suit, filed Friday in L.A. County Superior Court, Sapir claims Pellicano illegally wiretapped his phone during the time the 2001 lawsuit was active. Sapir claims in the suit that Cruise, Fields and Pellicano were all in cahoots. Sapir is suing for $5 million, minimum. Bert Fields tells TMZ, "The allegations are absolute garbage. We did not even hire Pellicano to work on the Sapir case."
Towleroad
From 2006:
Dear Ted:
Is Toothy Tile's boyfriend Matt Dillon?
Megan
Pennsylvania
Dear T2 Type:
Nope, not that famous. Yet.
i.e. a young-ish actor, surely?
***
a young-ish actor, surely?
Yes, that sounds like a young-ish actor.
Also:
Dear Ted:
Is the lover of Toothy Tile Peter Sarsgaard?
Linda
Cathedral City, California
Dear Dude Detective:
Why, no, darling, whatever makes you think that? Far less well known (but much better muscled).
***
Again pointing towards an actor.
Is James well-muscled??!
Nah.
"Jake, you are too cute. I like you"!
"I love... I mean, I like you too!"
Sweet :)
Reese arrived at JFK airport last night, is Jake still there??
We don't know, last Jake sighting was on Saturday.
uh-oh, reunion??? they are so predictable..
What reunion?
LA is too small for Reese's photo ops! lol
A Christmas Reeke reunion might be possible. I still think their "split" was very bad managed.If they were attached only by a contract (and im sure they were) then why they couldn't do it better? IDK, the break up seems fake as the entire fauxmance to me.
10:38 AM
Did you read Us Weekly split story prepared by / agreed with Reese's PR tream?
How can you turn a fauxmance with a dull actress and control freak into something better?
IMO the breakup was primarily to get Jake out of any embarrassing corners in the midst of Brothers interviews/promos, and in turn it provided Reeke worldwide PR coverage almost equal to October 2007 when they made their big debut in Rome. A breakup makes the fauxmance seem more real to the general public. I honestly would not be surprised if a reconciliation is in the PR plan - it would mean more tabloid covers and more buzz for them. Their relationship ups and downs will make them seem like any other famous straight couple trying to work things out!
A Reeseless Jake Gyllenhaal partied at the God's Love We Deliver benefit at the Smyth Hotel, along with Matt Dillon, Gina Gershon, and Philip Seymour Hoffman, while Agyness Deyn made out with an "unidentified gentleman" in front of Mark Ronson's D.J. booth.
nymag.com
Reese arrived at JFK airport last night
What is the source of this info?
Also if true, considering the delayed airline schedules and if a Reeke reconciliation (or engagement ~ gag) PR stunt is in the works, it might possibly mean that instead of arriving at JFK on Monday night, bitchface was supposed to be there for her merkin's birthday on Saturday.
Or maybe NYC hired her to glare at the snow and melt it. Or scrape the sidewalks off with her chin.
God's Love We Deliver
LOL I wonder how many partiers there were atheists, Buddhists...
What is the source of this info?
Paparazzi photos.
Dear Ted:
Any hints on Tom Cruise's Blind Vice? You named Natalie Portman as a role model. I totally agree with you, but then if she's boring, why would she be a Blind Vice?
—Sai
Dear Veteran Vices:
Not sure what I can hint about Tom without giving it away. As for Nat, the Vice doesn't make her look bad.
Dear Ted:
I've been thinking a lot about all of the Rob Pattinson romance rumors and after seeing/reading interviews with him, I just don't think he's the type of guy to run off with a bunch of different girls. He seems like the "best friend" type of guy for most girls and wouldn't cheat on a girlfriend. Just my opinion. Also, what Blind Vice reveal would the A.T. readers be most shocked to learn about from your Superstars Gallery?
—J
Dear Vampire Connection:
I dunno, Reese Witherspoon's is one of my faves.
Bitch Back!
11:13 pap photos from where?? Link or source name, please.
I honestly would not be surprised if a reconciliation is in the PR plan
Just six days ago US Weekly was full of Reese "concentrating on her kids", such PR plan wouldn't make sense.
"11:13 pap photos from where?? Link or source name, please"
I think the woman travelling with the chin is her publicist Nancy Ryder.
Celebrity Gossip
11:13 pap photos from where?? Link or source name, please.
The usual source:
Gossip Girls
"11:13 pap photos from where?? Link or source name, please"
OK!
I just don't think he's the type of guy to run off with a bunch of different girls. He seems like the "best friend" type of guy for most girls and wouldn't cheat on a girlfriend.
Vampire Connection
LOL could the connection to Reese be the opposite, sort of:
she's the type of gal to run off with a bunch of different girls. She seems like the "best friend" type of gal for most guys and wouldn't cheat on a husband.
It does seem like Reese has gone out of her way to be papped almost daily since the "breakup". She has something up her sleeve no doubt. A true conniver.
TY 11:19, 11:20 and 11:22. (lol)
I think the woman travelling with the chin is her publicist Nancy Ryder.
Yes, looks like Nancy Ryder.
Just six days ago US Weekly was full of Reese "concentrating on her kids"
Oh but maybe Reese realized how much she misses Jake and wants to marry him and the 2 kids want to be a family with him and she made a mistake underestimating his parenting skills and gosh darn it, these past couple of months made her see how deeply she loves him! A woman can change her mind, right?
Not a week or two after the SPLIT cover.
11:35 you forget, they "broke up" way before the tabloids covered it. An end of year engagement is just the PR bitchface wants. No one cares about her when she's man-less or when she's papped with her rugrats day after day. Single makes her even more boring. But single makes Jake sexy!
Who does bitchface know in NY besides Jerkin (Jake the Merkin, my new name for him), Maggie, Avon and Shopping? Why would she be going there now, 3 days before Christmas, if it wasn't for Reeke PR?
11:35 you forget, they "broke up" way before the tabloids covered it.
Huh? What are you saying?
Why would she be going there now, 3 days before Christmas...
Don't know and don't care.
The Jewelry is Real but the Relationship Isn’t
BlindGossip – This actress is expecting a very special gift of jewelry soon from her actor boyfriend. After all, they’ve been dating for a while, they’ve met each other’s families, and they each get more press together than either one would get alone. So, it’s reasonable to expect that an engagement ring would be forthcoming, right? Um, yes, but not to her. The engagement ring is going to his very special boyfriend, who has been forced to lurk in the shadows for several years now. Oh, our actress might get a ring too, but although the jewelry may be real, all involved are very clear that the hetero sentiment is totally fake. Yes, she knows all about the other guy, and she knows that she plays a distant second to him, but she also really loves how the fake relationship boosts her image and her income. We personally think that a three-stone ring would be most appropriate. Not to symbolize their pas, present and future love for each other, but to symbolize all three of the people in the relationship.
Blind Gossip
Why would she be going there now, 3 days before Christmas, if it wasn't for Reeke PR?
Reese Witherspoon PR.
Wow. Actors. Pretending and faking isn't just a career, it's their life.
Blind Gossip
Sounds like Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger.
3 days before Christmas
What? Fuck I gotta get shopping. I thought it was like, next week. SHIT!
LOL :)
gossip is slower than a Hugh Hefner cum shot.
Blind Gossip - Sounds like Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger.
Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger return to their car after catching a movie at Arclight Cinemas in Hollywood on Monday (December 21).
Bradley, 34, and Renee, 40, will kick off the new year by starring in a new horror movie, Case 39.
JJ - Good, old Hollywood
gossip is slower than a Hugh Hefner cum shot
Michael K's one track mind :)
So obviously Disney needs to keep promoting their Prince of Persia movie until it comes out on May 28, but after several trailers and even a behind-the-scenes featurette, I really feel like I have the idea on what this movie is all about. I mean, it's based on a video game, and it's about a guy who can turn back time. And Jake Gyllenhaal's abs, let's not forget that.
But in case you need a little more Prince of Persia in your life, Fantasy.fr (via Coming Soon) has posted two new images, both featuring Jake and both looking like they come from scenes we've already seen in the trailer. Maybe there's something new to reveal about the movie, and we'll start seeing that closer to the movie's release date. But at this point it's all looking pretty much the same.
Cinema Blend
Another chin photo op in NYC with an unidentified man Celebrity Gossip
Slow down Reese, gossip sites can't keep up with your photo ops! lol
He looks creepy, bet that's her chauffer/BG.
I mean, it's based on a video game, and it's about a guy who can turn back time. And Jake Gyllenhaal's abs, let's not forget that.
No, we must not forget Jake's abs!
The woman who wants to spend more time with her kids comes to NYC 4 days before Xmas with her publicist, is only here for 1 reason-PR work. Unfortunately I agree with the earlier sentiment of her here for the big Reeke true love Christmas/engagement reunion. Damn I was almost starting to like Jake again. But if he really does start Reeke again I think I may be done with him.
Only one mention of the chin in this week's tabloid covers: "Reese: single for the holidays" Life & Style
Natalie Portman:
"I had the sole attention of my parents. And you know what? If I had had brothers or sisters I would have never become an actress," she told German magazine TV Movie. "They would have been jealous of me."
article
And lol at the remark that she usually is smart. I think she said a few dumb things in the past too.
^^I don't know if other posters have siblings, but I love my brother and am so proud of him, we are happy for each others successes. Of course some siblings get along well, some not so well. But it all depends. Natalie doesn't know what she's talking about. She really can't generalize things.
Only one mention of the chin in this week's tabloid covers
One too many! lol
The woman who wants to spend more time with her kids [just for PR] comes to NYC 4 days before Xmas with her publicist, is only here for 1 reason-PR work.
Reese Witherspoon is always promoting just one person - herself. Her NYC visit is about self-promotion, but I'm sure Reeke is over and done.
Natalie Portman is so self-centered that she thinks that the siblings that don´t even exist are jealous of her.
Somebody slap her her,please!
Natalie is a very sensitive girl, she can feel their pain :)
Natalie is a very sensitive girl, she can feel their pain :)
Oh puhlease!!!
but I'm sure Reeke is over and done.
Hopefully!
Reeke is not done.Can´t you smell the PR working on it?
LOL, just kidding :)
Reeke is done, Witherspoon is working on her own PR.
LOL, just kidding :)
Oh, ok. Sorry. :D
Michael k posted a link to a photo op of Renee Zellweger & Bradley Cooper with the caption: "Jakey and Reese 2.0 go to the movies"
http://www.dlisted.com/node/35349
Bradley Cooper didn't even try, he looks like he's going home after root canal treatment :)
PopBitch – Which sometime emaciated Hollywood A-lister is demanding that her people step up her arrangement with her current actor beau so that they get engaged quite soon, to help with publicity for her next movie? While he went along with the contracted relationship quite happily his star is rising fast enough for him to have second thoughts about the next step.
Blind Gossip
Is this ANOTHER showmance or the same we already know about? :(
5:17 PM BI sounds like Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger (again) so maybe we do know that showmance :)
Ex-Wife of Rugby Star Gareth Thomas on His Coming Out
Jemma Thomas, the ex-wife of Wales rugby legend Gareth Thomas, who recently announced he's gay, discusses her relationship with the athlete:
"I still love Gareth and I will never stop loving him,' says Jemma, in her first interview since he publicly announced he was gay. 'What happened to us is just so terribly sad. He really was the perfect husband in every other way.
"I'm incredibly proud of him for coming out and if anyone thinks any less of him because of it, then they are stupid. I know it was a massive relief when he told me, his family and close friends three years ago, and it will be even more of a relief now that everyone knows.
"He is now free to be who he is and I, and everyone else who knows and loves him, am happy for him because he is a very special person. I don't feel angry, embarrassed or humiliated, nor do I regret marrying Gareth for a second. I know with all my heart that he adored me as much as I adored him on our wedding day, and I had the most fantastic years of my life with him.
"It would be easy to wallow in self-pity and dwell on the negatives, but I am a positive person and I'm grateful that he loved me so much he had to tell me the truth because he felt I deserved better.
"He released me and in doing so he released himself. Gareth could have waited for years to tell me, wasted my life, and where would that have left me? I was only 30 when he told me, still young enough to meet someone else and have children."
Towleroad
Natalie Portman is sure full of herself. Bitch needs to just STFU and make movies.
Jemma sounds nice.
Jemma and Gareth seem like great people.
With all the People/US Weekly repeat wordplay whoring being rehashed time and again, seemingly ordinary, reasonable-educated people cannot see through tired old fake het hookup formulas about 'cosyness', 'canoodling', 'a source said' and put two and two together.
And as for the fucking fangirls and mentally deranged cunts like [R35], Ted Casablance didn't drive people like me into the arms of gay Jake. Actually fucking stumbling across Jake's friends private blogs talking about him and Austin Nichols was what put the tin hat on it three summers ago.
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It was 3 years ago and its not as if I bookmarked or saved the thing. It was just info, there one day, gone the next week when they locked up shop after a few people discussed it on a website. It was never meant to be viewed by outsiders, they just failed to make their pages private, probably thinking only themselves were reading it.
Fwiw, Jake paired up with Reese the spoon not long after that.
6:34, that looks like a circular argumentation.
The DL gossiper just stumled upon some WFT 1 pages from 3 yars ago, and took them as the real thing.
WFT was public blog 3 years ago - I was there!
3 years ago WFT started, LOL! People linked WFT to DL and other sites like E, IMDB and even IHJ.
Yes Dani did close up shop, that person is obviously confuse, no one would blog private things about celebs thinking it was private. I can understand the confusion though since people anon posted claiming inside info.
DL poster is not confused.
I remember a situation when some blog was locked up after fans asked for additional details about Jake sighting (nothing juicy).
WFT started in April 2006, that's 3,5 years.
I remember a blog in 2006 that posted some Jake sighting around awards time. They posted a pic a day later and it looked like he was coming out of some hotel, there was some guy with him which I and several others didn't recognize. When I and others asked who that was , they locked the blog/LJ. Before they locked it they claimed to know Peter Saasgaard and Maggie.
We later found out the guy was Chris Fischer who did go to the AA's with Jake and his parents.
We later found out the guy was Chris Fischer who did go to the AA's with Jake and his parents.
Chris was working for Jake at that time.
Yes I know. The owners of that blog didn't want that out there but why post the pic?? Anyway the blog/LJ went bye-bye after they locked it.
Chris was working for Jake at that time.
We know abouty that because there are public employment records?
No there aren't, 7:55. This is one of those rumors that, if repeated often enough, it becomes true. Chris never worked for Jake. How silly. He quit Babbo in '06. He went back to the Island. He was hanging out with Jake in LA because he could and because funnily enough, they're friends.
I always got the feeling that Jake and Chris were more than friends at one time or another. Like maybe best childhood buddies who fooled around with each other when they were teenagers. Maybe they were each other's firsts? Idk. What's intriguing is how much Chris looks like Jake and how his voice and the way he talks is the same as Jake. (uh oh did I just discover that Stephen had an affair with Chris's mom?! ~ sorry Stephen, oh well you're divorced from Naomi now anyway lol)
I had sex with my half-brother?! SHIT!
Oops! lol
Aww Jake you loved it. It was like looking at yourself!
Oh my..I've heard it all ;D
Hi, friends and readers:
Is there a more beautiful man in the world than Jake Gyllenhaal?
I DON’T THINK SO!
Face it, the guy is gorgeous and, according to everything I’ve ever heard he is a total sweetie. I read an interview with Jake, published at the time Brokeback Mountain released. In it he said his godparents were a gay couple, two men he loved and respected.
I think that’s uber cool.
Martin Delacroix’s Blog
Smart kid with great taste in men!
And how long will it take the Slut to ask for his number..1..2..3..
Does Martin have a cute dog?
LOL!
Did you ever notice that the Star Trek audiobook could be edited together in such a way as to make it sound like Kirk and Spock are fucking? Surprisingly graphically?
[video]
You can even DOWNLOAD THE MP3 if you want!
TRANSCRIPT:
Spock moved toward the command chair. Kirk thrust out a hand to restrain the reaching fingers. “What are you doing?” As he met the Vulcan’s gaze, one of the science officer’s eyebrows rose prominently. He had chosen to cross a very dangerous line. “I thought you’d respond positively to such an offer,” Spock explained calmly. Kirk goggled up at him, unsure how to react. Spock moved closer and placed his fingers against Kirk’s face. Kirk was stunned.
Working his way downward, his fingers appraised, knowingly, precisely. Spock knelt and placed his hands on his chest, driven to his knees by an overwhelming desire. His examining fingers had traveled as far as his thighs. After a long moment he looked up at Kirk. “I am always open to suggestions,” Spock declared. Erect in the command chair, Kirk was not surprised to find that he was enjoying himself. “Suck me,” Kirk opined plaintively.
Spock certainly did not require additional explication. Tilting his head, he began sucking on his cock. His mouth moved, sliding repeatedly along the length of his instrumentation. Kirk let himself slide a little lower in the chair. Unexpectedly, Spock was groaning. His tongue encircled the pressure-sensitive surface. Kirk’s fingers tightened on the arms of the command chair. “Oh god.”
Eyes wild, head lolling, Kirk unloaded a massive burst. “Yes. YES.”
His lower lip swollen, Spock looked up at him. It was difficult to tell, but it was possible that he was pleased.
Spock wasn’t finished. Abruptly he stood up. “Gngngfnferrrrnrrfgggg!” Kirk was more than slightly confused. “What?” Spock was forced to swallow. “Out of the chair,” he commanded. That was all Kirk needed. Abruptly he stood up straight, looking up at him and meeting his gaze. Spock stared back at him, hard and frustrated beyond measure. Reaching out, he wrapped his fingers around Kirk’s upper right arm. “I need,” the Vulcan confessed.
Kirk nodded. Bending over, he readied himself. Spock tore into him. Pressure. Heat. Kirk’s eyes fluttered and started to roll back into his head. “Yes, yes!” The Vulcan pounded him relentlessly. Kirk’s moaning increased exponentially as Spock slid in and out of his ass. Spock gasped, head thrown back and eyes half closed. The torrent of tightly contained tornadic plasma that roared forth nearly sent him toppling backward.
Breathing hard but evenly, Kirk settled back down in the command chair. Spock sat beside him. They locked eyes. It had all happened so fast. Kirk put both arms around him, and they kissed. Kirk finally asked the question that could not be avoided. “What is happening here?” “I love you,” Spock replied softly.
ONTD
*faints*
*screw Best of Lassie The Complete Seasons on BlueRay, wonders if it's too late to ask Santa for a Vulcan suit instead*
Did you ever notice that the Star Trek audiobook could be edited together in such a way as to make it sound like Kirk and Spock are fucking?
Wow, that is dedication!
Bitch!
Sorry, I can't imagine an erotic story when one hero is called as stupid a name as Spock.
"Another chin photo op in NYC with an unidentified man "
Ted did say old Shafty was planning her next move. She and the guy behind look like they are on a mission. Quick Jake, hide!
Austin, TX is nice, I'm on my way there myself for the holidays. I'll swing by and rescue you.
But seriously, that pic captures the real Reese, a stuck up, self important fame courting piece of crap. She's loving the paps and by being in NYC she's feeding the rumor mill about a reunion with Jake. This woman is so fake and if Jake's family specifically his mom and sister think she's a good influence, then they are just as fake as her.
Reese in NY and not looking happy: she probably has to hawk her perfume on QVC to get rid of all those unsold holiday gift sets crowding the Avon warehouses.
Also if true, considering the delayed airline schedules
Reese doesn't take airlines and have to worry about schedules and delays. She has a broom.
In praise of Jake Gyllenhaal … said...
Hi, friends and readers:
Is there a more beautiful man in the world than Jake Gyllenhaal?
I DON’T THINK SO!
Face it, the guy is gorgeous and, according to everything I’ve ever heard he is a total sweetie. I read an interview with Jake, published at the time Brokeback Mountain released. In it he said his godparents were a gay couple, two men he loved and respected.
I think that’s uber cool.
Martin Delacroix’s Blog
Martin did you know that Jake is a gay godfather himself.
I AM NOT A GAY... oh that's right. Matilda.
Is there a more beautiful man in the world than Jake Gyllenhaal? I DON’T THINK SO!
Awww, gays love Jake :)
Jake Gyllenhaal is a mega babe and this is no secret to anyone who has followed his acting career. However, how an actor is on the silver screen doesn’t always match up to his actual personality. Some actors seem to always play similar characters which usually are a reflection of their personality. For Jake that is the complete opposite. His roles vary and in actuality he’s a big goof in real life. He’s quite funny, full of personality, and loves to have fun.
A fellow Jake fan and YouTuber created a video made up of all of Jake’s funny moments. Humor is the sexiest thing especially when done properly. *sigh* Jake is so hot.
Enjoy!
Hunky Blog
Ha! Everybody loves me!
Caught in the Act!
Wednesday December 23, 2009 06:00 AM EST
Let the holiday parties begin! Jake Gyllenhaal braved the snowy New York City weather for a guys' night out at the Smyth Tribeca hotel, where Justin Theroux, Mark Ronson and Scott Campbell were throwing a bash to benefit God's Love We Deliver, an HIV/AIDS charity. The single actor chatted the night away with Matt Dillon and they seemed like they were having a great time, a source says. Ronson, meanwhile, provided the evening's soundtrack and guests like Josh Hartnett and Mary-Louise Parker danced the night away.
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20332485,00.html
No dancing in People magazine's version?
www.hollywoodlife.com:
Jake celebrated his 29th birthday as a single man on Saturday, Dec. 19, partying and dancing with pal Matt Dillon at Thompson’s Smyth TriBeCa Hotel in NYC. “Jake was having a guys night,” an eyewitness tells HollywoodLife.com. “He was dancing while Mark Ronson DJ’d and stayed for about two hours, just enjoying himself. He hung out with Matt the whole time though, there were definitely no other women involved.”
a bash to benefit God's Love We Deliver, an HIV/AIDS charity
Just Jared and www.hollywoodlife.com didn't mention that detail.
People magazine, Latest news: Jake Parties with the Guys in New York
I'm glad that People doesn't mention the beard nor Jake in need of chearing up.
... cheering up :)
Anonymous said...
a bash to benefit God's Love We Deliver, an HIV/AIDS charity
Just Jared and www.hollywoodlife.com didn't mention that detail.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Rob Shuter posts more bullshit:
"It's holiday time for the Cruise family, and Papa Tom is getting a sweet new Santa suit this year! It seems that his terrific wife Katie Holmes wasn't happy with Cruise's current Santa Claus duds. How cute! All that, plus more on Jake Gyllenhaal's holiday plans and a big, fat, Naughty But Nice thank you to the glorious PopEater readers. Muah!
...
Jake's Friends Try to Mend His Broken Heart
In what could be a scene out of the male version of the 'Sex and the City' movie, Jake Gyllenhaal is recovering from his heartbreaking split from his longtime love Reese Witherspoon with friends at the very location he planned to propose. The exclusive Post Ranch Inn -- nestled on the cliffs of Big Sur, California -- describes itself as "providing the ultimate accommodations for a romantic getaway for those seeking a luxurious escape for a honeymoon, anniversary, or a relaxing vacation." Sadly, they couldn't add "the place where Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon" got engaged to their pamphlets.
"It's so sad watching his friend try to cheer him up in the infinity pool when you know it was Reese that was supposed to be next to him wearing a diamond ring," an insider tells me. Oh, Jake... there's plenty of fish left in Hollywood's sea, and you're one sexy beast, so don't sweat it. Here's to a new start in 2010!
http://www.popeater.com/2009/12/23/santa-cruise-is-coming-to-town/
It's so sad watching his friend try to cheer him up in the infinity pool
An infinity pool, sometimes called a negative edge pool, is a swimming pool that has been constructed with the illusion of extending all the way to the horizon. From the right perspective, the infinity pool seems to stretch on endlessly, and contractors often place the pool strategically so that it appears to merge with a larger body of water, like the ocean.
Wow!! Reese, the heartbreaker!!! LMAO!!!
Jake Gyllenhaal was at the yoga place I go to tonight and some girls and I spied on him and he should probably try a level one class.
ontd
^^^ Posted by ultravlntmoloko, Location: California, United States
^^^ Posted 2009-12-23 08:11 am UTC
I'm not surprised that Tom didn't know anyrhing About Gods love we deliver, but some others here? tsk, tsk. It started out in the 80's as an org. caring for HIV/AIDS patients but expanded to include all others that are ill and need care:
Our Mission
God's Love We Deliver's mission is to improve the health and well-being of men, women and children living with HIV/AIDS, cancer and other serious illnesses by alleviating hunger and malnutrition. We prepare and deliver nutritious, high-quality meals to people who, because of their illness, are unable to provide or prepare meals for themselves.
We also provide illness-specific nutrition education and counseling to our clients, families, care providers and other service organizations.
So Jake is back in L.A. I thought he was spending the holidays in NY with his family unless they flew to L.A. as well
How much you want to bet that Reese is ack in L.A. as well.
Avon business my ass.
www.godslovewedeliver.org
infinity pool
Damn. I was hoping it was the name for an endless selection of cute gay guys waiting in line to blow me.
Nah 8:51. LOL if Reese arrived in NYC then Jake left.
08:11 am UTC
Anyone know what the California time on this would be?
He was thicker around the midsection than I thought he would be but maybe he'd been eating his feelings because of his recent breakup but he was cute, wobbly and shirtless.
^^ultravlntmoloko's answer to "what was he like?"
This ultravlntmoloko sounds like a babbler from her answer. Also, could it be UV? Planting crap?
Time zone offset: UTC - 8 hours
PST is 8 hours behind of Coordinated Universal Time (UTC)
2009-12-23 08:11 am UTC = 00:11 am PST
No, ultraIntmoloko has been around since the LOTR days, old-time ONTD poster and she has her own LJ.
Why would it be planted? He goes to yoga doesn't he?
9:00: Then Reese left too, LOL!!Doesn't she have friends and family in L.A. for the holidsys as per Us weekly??
This ultravlntmoloko sounds like a babbler from her answer. Also, could it be UV? Planting crap?
Don't believe that's UV, but there is no reason to believe sightings just because they are posted on the Interenet :)
Ty 8:16.
So we are to believe Jake was at a yoga class at night, say anywhere between 8 and 11 pm?! I mean it's possible, but when the hell do we ever hear about him out at night, especially doing yoga?!
Ok people may disagree but IMO, even if it's Jake, having to see a man barechested in a yoga class is yucky. I wouldn't think it would be allowed, that a tank top would be the least required. Idk. Anyone with me on this?
Nah, don't believe Jake was doing yoga barechested.
Personally I think Jake would do yoga with a private trainer not in a class with a bunch of soccer moms.
Why would it be planted? He goes to yoga doesn't he?
I would say made up, not planted.
I can recall only two Jake yoga sightings, both were part of reeking.
Damn. I was hoping it was the name for an endless selection of cute gay guys waiting in line to blow me.
Good idea, we can arrange that for our celebrity guests!
After watching Gareth Thomas - from the ferociously macho game of rugby, and a working-class non-liberal background - come out this weekend I have a lot less sympathy for Jake.
Jeez, Jake, you work in one of the most liberal, and gay, industries in the world (seriously, who were the boys in drama clubs in school?) and you can't come out?
Grow a pair.
After watching Gareth Thomas - from the ferociously macho game of rugby, and a working-class non-liberal background - come out this weekend I have a lot less sympathy for Jake.
But you still love me, right?
theviewtv: Great show today! @maryjblige will perform and Maggie Gyllenhaal is here!! See you at 11!
about 1 hour ago
9:41 There was a tweet of Jake solo at a yoga class after the "break-up".
During December? How come we missed that tweet?
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