Thursday, 29 October 2009

One Gay at a Time

Page Six today has a not-very-thinly-veiled item about Anderson Cooper going on a very gay vacation with his very gay boyfriend who owns a very gay bar. Enough: Anderson Cooper is very gay. It's time he said it.

Anderson Cooper's see-through closet is such a joke that it doesn't make sense to call him in the closet anymore. If he won't say it, we will: Anderson Cooper is officially out. There's no difference between him and Neil Patrick Harris. They both play it straight at their day jobs and then openly go about town with their boyfriends and do TV interviews about how much they love Kathy Griffin and The Real Housewives of Atlanta.

It's not like Cooper's in a club all of his own, either. He is part of an increasingly large crowd of notables who won't come out but have given up trying to hide that they are gay. Queen Latifah denied that she was going to marry her girlfriend, a girlfriend who she tries to pass off as her "trainer." Kevin Spacey got busted lying about being mugged in a London cruising park. Ricky Martin has stopped even trying to fight the gay rumors. Jodie Foster has never said she's a lesbian out loud, but she basically came out when she thanked her partner in an acceptance speech.

These gay-not-gay celebrities are different from the Hugh Jackmans, John Travoltas, Tom Cruises, and Kenny Chesneys, who are all constantly plagued with gay rumors that they strenuously try to deny or deflect. If they're gay, they're doing it in secret. Cooper and his set of cohorts live openly gay lives — and that's a good thing — but they refuse to acknowledge what the public already knows.

In Anderson Cooper's specific case, we sort of understand why he won't open his mouth and let the rainbows fly. All the guy has ever wanted to do was be an old-fashioned newsman and unfortunately him coming out would make him a part of the story. Every time he tried to cover something having to do with gay civil rights (or Madonna or Fire Island) plenty of people would claim that his reporting was biased because of his sexual orientation. It's not fair: Katie Couric doesn't have to worry when she covers pay inequality for women, and neither does Harry Smith when discussing new medicine that will eradicate baldness.

Coming out would open Cooper up to irrational accusations from those waiting to pounce on the "liberal media" just as quickly as A.C. pounces on his muscle man in an Indian hotel room. That sucks, but it's the way it currently is. How does it get changed? Well, by having some major national news figures come out and show that they can still get blown over in a hurricane or report live from a war zone without breaking into a anti-Prop 8 rant.

That's right, Anderson, it's going to take you to change it. Rachel Maddow has paved the way, but all the baby gays out there need you to man up and be our Jackie Robinson. The first step is the easiest, you just have to say what everyone already knows.

Source: Gawker, Anderson Cooper Is a Giant Homosexual and Everyone Knows It

1,767 comments:

«Oldest   ‹Older   1601 – 1767 of 1767
Anonymous said...

2:28 doesn't believe in reading and comprehension.

Anonymous said...

He is the most divine, great person to work for ever and you should run and do it.

Awwww, that is very sweet :)

Jake said...

Roland gives great blowjobs too!

Amanda said...

Jake also mentioned that Roland really knows how to suck cock and that I should take advantage of it while working with him.

Anonymous said...

FYI: Amanda's husband is David Benioff, the screenwriter/playwright who scripted Brothers.

Anonymous said...

One of my 10 "I would LOVE to know and will never find out about JG" questions - Roland Emmerich loves young gays, was there something between him and Jake?

Anonymous said...

No surprise that she happens to mention Jake, who happens to be in a movie that her husband wrote, that just so happens to be opening in a few weeks. What a coincidence!

Anonymous said...

FYI: Amanda's husband is David Benioff, the screenwriter/playwright who scripted Brothers.

Thanks for the info, I was wondering about Amanda and Jake's e-mail address :)

Anonymous said...

Oh that explains it. Peet is married to screenwriter/playwright David Benioff from Brothers. Yeah, Lionsgate needs to a better job promoting Brothers.

BTW, Jake and Reese's name was attached to 2012 before Peet and Cusack.

Anonymous said...

BTW, Jake and Reese's name was attached to 2012 before Peet and Cusack.



Whaaaat?! No fucking way! And i thought PoP was a bad idea! : D

Anonymous said...

Jake and Reese's name was attached to 2012 before Peet and Cusack.

Not really, there was just one(?) article from some Canada site about expecting Reeke to visit and start filming 2012 in Vancouver or some other Canada city (something like that :).

lol said...

katieshafer: @AllegraRingo hahhaa My dad still insists that Jake Gyllenhaal was in Spiderman.
3 minutes ago

Anonymous said...

"Jake and Reese's name was attached to 2012 before Peet and Cusack."

Ohhh, it would have been like their own Gigli. Can you imagine the fun we would have had on this site? ;D

Anonymous said...

Just got back from the gym and one of the tv's there had on General Hospital. During my 45 minutes there the Brothers trailer came on about 3 or 4 times. First off the movie looks depressing and secondly I keep expecting to hear Reese's voice screeching "Where is heeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

Anonymous said...

Huh???

Invisible cigarette

Brothers - trailer 2

Anonymous said...

Looks silly. Is it because they can't use smoking scenes in US TV adverts?

Anonymous said...

New IODP clips

Anonymous said...

"Invisible cigarette"

Thanks for the screen shot. I agree, it looks silly. LOL.

Anonymous said...

"Is it because they can't use smoking scenes in US TV adverts?"

I guess so.

Anonymous said...

what man describes another man as "divine"?

A gay man :)

Anonymous said...

New IODP clips

Thanks 5:14 PM! *sigh*

Anonymous said...

You are welcome 5:31. :)

Anonymous said...

Some people are comparing PoP and Clash of the Titans trailers: "Clash of the Titans" trailer

Check it out, it is interesting to compare Clash of the Titans to PoP trailer(s) and see the difference between PG-13 Prince and popcorn movie with sex scenes.

Not sure that I like Sam Worthington's face, but I love the way he moves :)

interesting rag cover said...

"Angelina's A Total Fake"

Apparently Angelina "manipulates and controls" every aspect of her life. Is that really a bad thing? Anyway: According to an "insider," Angelina has "mastered the ability to play the greatest role of her life — that of a doting mother and partner who'd do anything for humanity. But the truth is more complex." The mag claims Angie has "no sense of right and wrong" and convinced Brad that their relationship was fine when he was with Jennifer Aniston.

Life & Style
Fake Angelina

Anonymous said...

Jake said 'divine'? Lord, his gayness is the gift that keeps on giving. Now you see why they don't want him to give too many interviews. And I thought that Reese calling him fabulous was a scream.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm. The first interview with Peet from moviefone.net that popped up the other day is a bit different. Here she calls Jake and he says working with him is "a dream". In the Parade version she e-mailed him and said that he was "devine". Which one is correct or was Peet embellishing, sounds like she may have filled in a bit.

www.moviefone.net


Question: So, was it the overall nature of the film that appealed to you?

Peet: Well, I thought the script was a page-turner, and I thought that it had some nice character moments, even though it was this big action movie. And then I called Jake Gyllenhaal, and I said, "What's it like to work with Roland Emmerich?" And he said, "It's a dream. Go - run, right away, and go work with him." And he was right. Because he's so lovely, and so easy and so supportive and gentle.

Anonymous said...

Peet says that Roland was lovely, so I assume she thought he was devine too!!!

The interviews sound the same for the most part to me, wonder why phone was changed to e-mail and a dream was turned to devine.

Maybe her husband wrote her answers!!

Jake said...

Working with Roland is a divine dream!

Anonymous said...

wonder why phone was changed to e-mail and a dream was turned to devine.

Just a wild guess, but IMO it's no coincidence that it was phone on moviefone. To reinforce their name perhaps, even subtly? Parade doesn't give a shit if it's phoned or emailed, would they?

Anonymous said...

I guess, but it's still interesting that the Moviefone interview appeares first, and he described working with Roland a dream and then the Parade interview which to me sounds the same but revised/embellished. There are personal things added to the Parade interview but it sounds like it was one interview chopped/edited to fit the blog and then the magazine.

IMO she didn't e-mail or phoned Jake, it was a way to have his name pop and attached to a blockbuster movie. He worked with Roland on TDAT and Peets husband worked on Brothers.

Anonymous said...

I like 'divine' better, I think I'll stick to that version :)

not Star magazine said...

Posted on OMG by Meg

Can't help but be amused that Reeke's 'secret' wedding plans are being publicised in the UK edition of the National Enquirer.

Can't begin to explain how low down the food chain this publication is in the UK, you really would be embarassed if you were caught reading it at the supermarket (in fact its so trashy some shops's don't even sell it).

Anonymous said...

Withholding a movie from a critics screening is usually a sign of trouble. It means they don't want bad reviews to spoil the first week box office.

The secret wedding plans are a joke. So her reasons for marrying him are not that she loves him or that he is great, but that he didn't cheat on her a year ago. Who writes these things anyway. Ludicrous. Defeats its own purpose.

Anonymous said...

Rufus uses the word divine a lot in his shows.

Anonymous said...

Even saying "dream" is questionable IMO. What straight man says "It's a dream" or "It's a dream working with him" ?? Btw, we also have to consider that Amanda Peete could be paraphrasing Jake; maybe what he really said was "Roland's great" but she's putting that into her own expressive words. We'll never know!

Anonymous said...

Angelique Jolie is a cunt a fucking nut job.

Anonymous said...

Jake said 'divine'? Lord, his gayness is the gift that keeps on giving. Now you see why they don't want him to give too many interviews. And I thought that Reese calling him fabulous was a scream.

There are code words in media and 'fabulous' is one of them. As is a guy calling someone else 'divine'. The conspiracy to smear Jake as gay is ongoing and being perpetuated by so-called journalists in the pay of rival studios, Bruce Bibby, whose job depends on Toothy's survival, a few desperate brokies, and 3 slashy hausfrau.

Anonymous said...

Jesus 10:06 pm, do the ailiens speak to you through your car radio while you are driving? I think that you are at the wrong site. Maybe you should try finding the Lithium Forum.

Anonymous said...

smear Jake as gay

How dare they. Calling someone gay is equivalent to calling someone a Nazi. [/sarcasm]

Billy Masters Blind Item (11/09/09) said...

After George Eads announced he was engaged on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, people started to ask Billy about it on his message board. This week he has posted this blind item:

"While I'm venting, let me just say to a certain television star that no one buys your sudden engagement. I won't shine a light on him but you don't need to be an investigator to figure this one out"

http://www.fanchitchat.com/chatboard/index.php?showtopic=12600

LOL but cute said...

LOL look at her icon!

Anonymous said...

investigator

LOL!

NSFW manip said...

JakeNaked

Anonymous said...

You can sure tell its photoshopped, but Jake naked is mighty fine to look at.

Jake said...

I'm longer.

Jake said...

Waaaay longer.

Anonymous said...

It's a pretty good photoshop IMO.

Anonymous said...

Jesus 10:06 pm, do the ailiens speak to you through your car radio while you are driving?

LOL!

Brothers said...

saint_anvick: Anyone seen the ads for "Brothers" yet? I'm just glad Jake Gyllenhaal and Tobey Maguire are finally playing each other in a movie.
about 6 hours ago

Brothers said...

pantsboyusa: So, according to the movie Brothers, Jake Gyllenhal and Toby MacGuire are different people? Will wonders never cease?
1 day ago

Anonymous said...

NSFW manip said... JakeNaked

Ay, not fair, can't take a look :)

Anonymous said...

LOL but cute said... LOL look at her icon!

Good choice!

BI said...

He’s a movie star, he is married, and he is gay. Out of respect for his wife, though, he only allows a boy in his bed when either one of the couple is traveling. Thoughtful, right? Well, it’s rather creepy, because the last couple of guys he has been with bear a strange resemblance to his wife. So is he picking the boys because they resemble his wife, or did he pick his wife because she resembles the kind of boy he likes? Hard to say, but in either case, he has no intention of coming out of the closet any time soon. Oh, and yes, they are practically boys. He likes them young, but is pretty careful about them being of legal age.

BindGossip

Maggie Gyllenhaal joins the race for Best Actress said...

If I were a betting man, I’d have said Maggie Gyllenhaal’s performance opposite Jeff Bridges in Scott Cooper’s “Crazy Heart” was a sure-fire Best Supporting Actress contender. The role, after all, fits that unfortunately reductive “suffering spouse” template to a T, the sort that has fared well in this category in years past (Michelle Williams, Sophie Okonedo, Marcia Gay Harden — twice, Shohreh Aghdashloo, Jennifer Connelly, etc.).

Well I’d have lost that bet. Fox Searchlight, perhaps due to that ever-present (and overstated) sense that the Best Actress field is “weak,” will be pushing Gyllenhaal as a lead for the film. And despite my reservations, I think she should be taken seriously.

This isn’t blatant category fraud, in my opinion, because Gyllenhaal has a healthy amount of screen time, we get plenty of her story — even if it’s always through the prism of Bridges’s Bad Blake character — and the truth is, it’s a pretty complex role.

Jean Craddock is a Santa Fe journalist writing for the local rag when Bad Blake blows into town for a two-night stand at a nearby hole in the wall. A mid-30s single mother who’s entire life, choices good and bad, is written on her face, the character is intriguing for the reflection of Bad Blake’s crossroads that she represents. She knows the danger of falling in love with an alcoholic, given the presence of a young boy who clearly needs a suitable make role model in his life, but the charm and charisma of the man prove too much.

In that way, the film really could be painted as a love story, the journey of two people and how their relationship paints their future. I see the film as Blake’s story, one textured here and there by Braddock and her circumstances. But hey, what I think doesn’t matter. This is being framed similar to Sharon Stone’s role in “Casino” or Elizabeth Shue’s in “Leaving Las Vegas,” and it could pay off. Gyllenhaal certainly is something of a respite from the usual contenders in the category this year, but by my gauge, there is only one slot up for grabs here.

So add one more contender to the lead actress ranks. Gyllenhaal has been close in the past. Certainly she was deemed worthy by some for her work in “Secretary” and “Sherrybaby.” And if brother Jake gets a supporting notice for Jim Sheridan’s “Brothers,” and/or husband Peter Sarsgaard gets a notice for “An Education,” the Oscars could be a family affair for the actress this season.

link

Anonymous said...

Posted on OMG

For Your Consideration ads are starting to pop up all over the web and have some confirmation of category placements.

Maggie Gyllenhaal - Crazy Heart - LEAD
Seth Rogen - Funny People - LEAD
Meryl Streep - It's Complicated - LEAD
Alec Baldwin & Steve Martin- It's Complicated - SUPPORTING
Harry Potter & the Half-Blood Prince - pulling the same campaigning as "The Departed," it has it listed as For Your Consideration 'THE ACTORS'
Max Records - Where the Wild Things Are - LEAD
Tobey Maguire - Brothers - LEAD
Jake Gyllenhaal & Natalie Portman - Brothers -SUPPORTING

... Tobey Maguire, who we've had on our radar going LEAD for Jim Sheridan's Brothers has probably destroyed his chances but now we'll keep a close eye on Jake Gyllenhaal who might be something to watch out for considering the weakness of Supporting Actor but it's looking pretty crowded already with Christoph Waltz, Alfred Molina and/or Peter Sarsgaard, Matt Damon for Invictus, and Stanley Tucci for either The Lovely Bones or Julie & Julia.

The Awards Circuit Blog

Anonymous said...

Tobey Maguire, who we've had on our radar going LEAD for Jim Sheridan's Brothers has probably destroyed his chances

Huh? Are they saying thay Tobey had a chance to be nominated only in supporting actor category?

LOL . . . said...

"Mommy, mommy! Jake from 'Donnie Darko,' 'Brokeback Mountain,' and 'Jarhead' is singing! I can't wait to see him in 'Brothers!'" The guy's a good actor, but seriously, if your Kindergartner is even aware of Gyllenhaal's existence, you may very well be something of a slack ass parent. I'm just saying.

Sesame Street promos - LA Times

LMAOAPIMP said...

if your Kindergartner is even aware of Gyllenhaal's existence, you may very well be something of a slack ass parent.

Anonymous said...

Mommy, mommy! Jake from 'Donnie Darko,' 'Brokeback Mountain,' and 'Jarhead' is singing! I can't wait to see him in 'Brothers!

LOL

Anonymous said...

Sesame Street promo

The Word On The Street: Teabagging

Anonymous said...

The latest November 2009 UK National Enquirer story:

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are getting married.

The couple have been dating since 2007, but Reese has been reluctant to tie the knot as she found her divorce from Ryan Phillippe so hard to cope with. She has now decided she is ready to fully commit, and the pair are planning a wedding sooner rather than later.

"Reese told Jake about a month ago that she's ready to get married and he's over the moon," said a source. "He feels like he's been wanting to marry her forever and he can't wait until it happens. He'll be 29 on December 19 and told her that would be the best present she could give him.

"They've only told a few close friends and relatives that plans are in the works for a small, secret wedding, hopefully before the New Year."

Reese, 33, was reluctant to fully commit to Jake until she was sure her children with Ryan, Ava, 10, and six-year-old Deacon, were comfortable with him. After seeing how happy they are around him she decided to make things more permanent.

The source told the National Enquirer magazine: "Reese wanted to be ultra-cautious not just because of her own fears but for her kids. She never wants them to go through another divorce."



Sound familiar?

Star: March 17 2009
"Jake and Reese want to get married sooner rather than later," says the insider.

The Insider: August 3 2008
Reese Witherspoon engagement to Jake Gyllenhaal is official and the Hollywood pair will get married the week before Christmas at a secret location.

Anonymous said...

The conspiracy to smear Jake as gay is ongoing and being perpetuated by so-called journalists in the pay of rival studios, Bruce Bibby, whose job depends on Toothy's survival, a few desperate brokies, and 3 slashy hausfrau.

^^UV got lost on her way to the kitchen.

Anonymous said...

I do believe Reeke is a faux, but if i think just for a tiny moment that they are real, i would still think is too soon for them to get married. 2 years dating is not very long time for a divorced woman with two kids and Jake is young and he is still building his carrer, i don't think he is in the right moment to fully commit as a husband and stepfather.

Now, for a "contract marriage", it might be a good time for them.. But it seems so fake and manufactured, i think it would be better for their image if they just keep "dating" for a couple of years and then get over it without major complications.

oh well....

Anonymous said...

LOL :)

Anonymous said...

UV got lost on her way to the kitchen.

LOL :)

Anonymous said...

Mommy, mommy! Jake from 'Donnie Darko,' 'Brokeback Mountain,' and 'Jarhead' is singing! I can't wait to see him screw his sister in law in 'Brothers' and fuck like a rabbit in 'Love and Other Drugs' that movie about Viagra!

Anonymous said...

i think it would be better for their image if they just keep "dating" for a couple of years and then get over it without major complications

Couple of months would be much better, lol.

Jake said...

Couple of hours!

Anonymous said...

Poor Atticus. Jake's been bearding with Reese for 2 years, but that's 14 for Atti.

lol said...

Just think: The 1 hour walk he took with the Chin was equivalent to an 8 hour workday for us. Shit!

Anonymous said...

Sound familiar?
Star: March 17 2009
The Insider: August 3 2008


UK tabloid writers are too lazy to make up their own Reeke bullshit!

Anonymous said...

Poor Atticus. Jake's been bearding with Reese for 2 years, but that's 14 for Atti.

(((Atti)))

Kindergartner said...

Mommy, mommy! What's a hardon?

R-rated Sesame Street said...

Mommy, mommy! What's a hardon?

Jake: Let me demonstrate!

5 year old said...

Mommy, mommy! Maggie from 'Secretary,' 'SherryBaby,' and 'World Trade Center' is singing! I can't wait to see her in 'Crazy Heart'!

Anonymous said...

I remember reading an interview whit Laura Jean Reese saying she had panic attacks all through the divorce with Ryan. Then,a couple of weeks later, she started to "date" Jake and "believing in love" again (blah,blah). How come she got over it so soon? People do get better with time after a split, but it takes a fucking while!!! Is she really an ice queen without overwhelming feelings? Was she lying when she said she was hurt because her hubby dumped her? Was she secretly happy of getting rid of her douche ex? Is Jake actually straight and they were lovers long before the divorce??
ok, the last one is very,very unlikely but it is obvious that Chin is a major liar, no matter what the real scenario is.

And i'm not thrill about a Reeke wedding but i can't help being a little bit curious on how that shit will turn out to be. Something tells me Reeke can't be so handy to carry on such a big fauxmance like Tomkat or Will&Jada are and is going to be a disaster in both their privates and public lives.


IDK, we'll see... ;)

X-rated Sesame Street said...

Mommy, mommy! What's a hardon?

Jake: Any you puppets want to cop a feel?

Anonymous said...

Is Jake actually straight and they were lovers long before the divorce??

LMAO!

Jack/Jeff troll will give you a kiss on the cheek for remembering his fiction :)

Anonymous said...

Fuck!!!

8:51 AM, please add NSFW next time :)

Anonymous said...

8:55. The "X-rated Sesame Street" name would be a clue.

Anonymous said...

it is obvious that Chin is a major liar, no matter what the real scenar

Reese is selling fake public image all the time and there is no reason to believe a word of what she's saying about her divorce - a phony who is selling "I have it all" will to do anything to divert attention from being left for another woman.

Anonymous said...

^^^... will do anything

Anonymous said...

Wait'll Jake leaves her for another man!

Anonymous said...

Jake did that before the fauxmances started :)

Anonymous said...

One of us needs to win big in the lottery so a P.I. can be hired to take pics of Jake with an incriminating *whoever* (Austin, Baby Tile, or having sex with a guy), then flood the internet with the pics and see the beard do some heavy duty PR backpedaling. God I would love that.

Jake said...

Fuck!

Jerry B said...

Your face or mine?

Anonymous said...

"Reese is selling fake public image all the time and there is no reason to believe a word of what she's saying "

ok, she is a phony.I'm sure she is not the only one in HW but at least, she should make her lies believable! Don't tell magazines you were this close to cut your wrist and seconds later show up happily holding hands with another man (fake or not,doesn't matter)



"...flood the internet with the pics and see the beard do some heavy duty PR backpedaling"

There is no PR in the world that could fix something like that :D
Only a mass brainwashing would do the trick.

Anonymous said...

PR would claim that photos are photoshoped and/or that Jake isn't Jake but his look-alike.

Anonymous said...

Jake is seen a lot in Venice.
RDJ + wife just bought a home there.
Their house is big and hidden.
Like something Jake would seem to be interested in.
Just sayin.


In low-slung Venice, hard by the Pacific, as near to real life as money can buy in Los Angeles....[RDJ] has a home at last — a jaw-dropping triplex, three layers of metal and mahogany, wired as any A-Class office space, all of it hidden behind a warehouse door and stacked above a main street, where the traffic noise mixes with the ploshing of the rooftop pool.

RDJ interview Esquire Dec 2009

Anonymous said...

PR would claim that photos are photoshoped and/or that Jake isn't Jake but his look-alike.

PR wouldn't be able to hide the truth.




They would hire a hitman for whoever did it though.

Anonymous said...

We'd all be dead!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
One of us needs to win big in the lottery so a P.I. can be hired to take pics of Jake with an incriminating *whoever* (Austin, Baby Tile, or having sex with a guy), then flood the internet with the pics and see the beard do some heavy duty PR backpedaling. God I would love that.



Amazing someone hasnt't done that yet. It wouldn't be too hard.

Anonymous said...

Getting pics of Jake having sex with a guy? I think that (and he) would be hard :)

Anonymous said...

Their house is big and hidden. Like something Jake would seem to be interested in.

Hmm! :)

Anonymous said...

They would hire a hitman for whoever did it though.

LOL

Anonymous said...

investigator, LOL

Yes, LOL! Billy Masters is to George Eads as Ted is to Jake.

Regarding that blind item about George Eads, has Ted said anything about George's engagement?

Anonymous said...

PR would claim that photos are photoshoped and/or that Jake isn't Jake but his look-alike.
PR wouldn't be able to hide the truth.


I'll post one very NSFW example later, to show that real outing is very difficult.

Anonymous said...

Regarding that blind item about George Eads, has Ted said anything about George's engagement?

I don't think so.

Ted said...

Dear Ted:
Reese Witherspoon played Jennifer Aniston's sister on Friends, do they have things in common—like the men they date? If yes, would you say Brad might be Reese's type also?
—ANC

Dear Angled Wrong:
I see where you're trying to get me to go. What, you want my ass fired?

Awful Truth

Anonymous said...

I think that Ted has said something about Eads and Jensen's "engagements" but I can't find it.

A reader told Ted something about seeing a patern in those 'engagements'.

reposting said...

Dear Ted:
George Eads is engaged, and now Jensen Ackles. I see a pattern here...But thumbs up to Matthew Bomer!
—Closet

Dear Wise One:
I must say even I'm a little thrown off by the pattern. Can you enlighten me please?

November 10, 2009 11:46 AM

Anonymous said...

There is something i don't understand,: are Jake & Reese officially engaged now?

Anonymous said...

Of course not, that UK rag "article" was just another Reeke tabloid joke.

reminder said...

Cheyenne Jackson joins the cast of 30 Rock tonight.

Anonymous said...

Happy 27th birthday to lovely Anne Hathaway. :)

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the reminder - Happy Birthday Anne!

Anonymous said...

I really don't care and don't feel like looking it up, but I wonder if Judas Jackoff and Dashed Dingle Dream are George Eads and Erik Szmanda, not Jared and Jensen.

Anne Hathaway said...

Why thank you!

Anonymous said...

Some pics of the birthday kid. :)

Anne

J/A

Anonymous said...

I wonder if Jake bought Anne a Birthday present?

Anonymous said...

Odd that no Reese in LA pics have come out this week (so far!). Wonder if she heard about how people have caught onto her PR tricks. Or maybe she's busy inside her house plotting and planning her next Reeke PR moves. Best case scenario: she has a deadly case of H1N1/swine flu.

Egotistical Jake said...

Looking at me is her birthday present.

Anonymous said...

Bad 1:26 PM, but who could blame you :)

Anonymous said...

I do believe Reeke is a faux, but if i think just for a tiny moment that they are real, i would still think is too soon for them to get married.

Ok, let's suppose it's real. Then I'd say Reese is a very lucky woman. Jake's not flawless, but he seems to be a nice guy and is attractive on top of that. And he's ready to settle down with a woman who already has two kids. That's not often the case. If it's true then she hit the jackpot. But if something is too good to be true, it's suspicious to me...

Anonymous said...

Jerry probably told Reese to keep the paps away while they're starting their PoP campaign.

Anonymous said...

^^

Why? Moore Reeke = more publicity

...and Reese is paying for it ;)

Anonymous said...

Brothers publicity should be about the movie, actors and director.

Anonymous said...

If I didn't know you better, I'd think that you miss the bitchface! lol & ewwww

DL said...

What counts as "evidence" that a person is gay?

He screams like a girl when you wipe your dick on his drapes after fucking him.
--Anonymous

Anonymous said...

Maybe they "broke up"!

Anonymous said...

Who?

Anonymous said...

Reese is on the Tonight Show tomorrow selling her perfume.

Anonymous said...

Okay, I hate to break it to people, but, I think we now have definate proof that Jake is straight. Let's be honest, what woman, having spent the last 2 years with a cute gay guy would ever go out of the house dressed like this?

oh no, it's so bad my eye's hurt

As I said, sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but Reeke are a real straight couple, they have the lack of style to prove it.

Anonymous said...

Reese Witherspoon never ever had any style or taste.

But what Jake's style has to do with that?

Anonymous said...

4:24.. well you'd hope that is good influence might just rub off slightly, obviously not though. All I can say is...

lucky Jake, she's a beauty

Thank god she's rich, you certainly wouldn't be doing it for looks or personality.

Anonymous said...

Beard's looks and financial status aren't really important.

Anonymous said...

4:27 PM photo - Reese is mental.

BI said...

You’ll Have to Whisper Congratulations to Him
BlindGossip – This actor has been fighting off rumors about his sexuality for years. That’s why it is curious that he isn’t publicly announcing that he is engaged to be married to a very pretty girl. You would think that he would want to shout it from the hill tops, and soak up all the hetero kudos it would bring him. Instead, he’s keeping it very quiet. We can only think of three reasons for this. First, that he is not as committed as the engagement implies. Second, that he doesn’t want to scare off potential gay partners. Third, that he doesn’t want any attention. Wait, scratch that last one. He loves the limelight. We smell disaster all over this one.

Blind Gossip

Anonymous said...

^^^ A girl = a beard who doesn't know he's gay?

Anonymous said...

a very pretty girl

That eliminates Reeke.

Anonymous said...

Reese is a sociopath. Isn't it ironic that the name of her perfume is Bloom? For Reese, the bloom is definitely off the rose. In fact, it's so off the rose that the other roses fled to the tulip patch.

Anonymous said...

....where they saw Jake, tiptoeing thru the tulips.

Anonymous said...

Singing ...

I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay
And I pity
Any boy who isn't me today!

Anonymous said...

a very pretty girl

That eliminates Reeke.


Most here may think she ain't pretty, but surprisingly many straight men I know in real life think she's pretty/cute.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, right.

BTW, Reese ain't a girl anymore.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, right.

I'm not making this up. I personally can't stand her face btw.

BTW, Reese ain't a girl anymore.

No, she isn't. But I've noticed that even over 20, 30, 40 y/o women are often refered to as "girls".

Anonymous said...

Not in blind items.

Anonymous said...

i think it would be better for their image if they just keep "dating" for a couple of years and then get over it without major complications.

uh, major complications have already set in, like Jake's sliding career...

Anonymous said...

If the BG blind was Reeke (or Bilson/Hayden) wouldn't it have said a very pretty actress instead of a very pretty girl? Unless the actress was in a movie/TV show that had the words "pretty" or "girl" or both in it, it seems like maybe the girl is an unknown or a model?

Anonymous said...

BI obviously isn't about Reeke nor Bilson/Hayden who are very public about their "engagement".

Anonymous said...

Unless the actress was in a movie/TV show that had the words "pretty" or "girl" or both in it, it seems like maybe the girl is an unknown or a model?

An unknown or a model is much more likely.

Anonymous said...

shout it from the hill tops
soak up
disaster

Leonardo DiCaprio? (Titanic clues)

Anonymous said...

"uh, major complications have already set in, like Jake's sliding career..."

IA. Does anyone remember the good old days when Jake wasn't so tied to delayed films (Brothers, PoP), unfinished scripts (Moon movie), movies that won't be done for years (Damn Yankees), movies that no respectable actor wants (Namath), fluff (PoP), second-rate rom-coms (LAOD), and financially untested experiments with weird companies (Source Code and Nailed)? Did anyone hear any nonsense for Zodiac, Rendition, Jarhead and BBM? And golly, he wasn't bearding then.

Bearding giveth and bearding taketh away.

Anonymous said...

Jake's career seems to have changed for the worse since he's with Chin. She seems poison for his career.
Although I hope his upcoming films will do fine.

Anonymous said...

5:50 here. I don't follow Leo's movies/characters so maybe there's clues that I missed. I've only seen him in Titanic! And he "dates" unknowns/models, right?

Anonymous said...

Leo broke up with Bar Raffaeli, his latest model gf. He's single now. And he's not a famewhore (anymore). It's not about him.

Anonymous said...

"Jake's career seems to have changed for the worse since he's with Chin."

IA. The Chin = the General. Bossy, domineering. She most likely feels that it's her duty to give advice, she probably questions his choices - thereby adding doubt to his self esteem - and pushes him into what she has decided he needs. All in the name of being "supportive" of course. And spineless Jake goes along with it....

Anonymous said...

And spineless Jake...


I think that's a big problem of his.

Anonymous said...

^^I think he's too afraid to break this up. She maybe makes pressure and uses the kids as a means. Wouldn't surprise me.

Anonymous said...

she probably questions his choices - thereby adding doubt to his self esteem - and pushes him into what she has decided he needs

Huh?!? Why would Jake care about beard's opinion?

Jake has mother, father, Maggie and Peter to discuss work and ask for advice if he needs it.

Anonymous said...

She maybe makes pressure and uses the kids as a means.

Ryan's kids, nothing to do with Jake.

Box office, Disney and Jake's people can put pressure on Jake, Reese can only try to influence his decisions.

Anonymous said...

Like it or not 6:12 it's pretty obvious that Jake is being influenced by Reese. She's more than just a beard who shows up twice a week for a shopping photo op. (and no I don't mean romance.)

Anonymous said...

"Reese can only try to influence his decisions."

LOL she didn't get the dubious nickname "The General" for nothing.

Anonymous said...

Like it or not 6:12 it's pretty obvious that Jake is being influenced by Reese.

Only to you! Give us an example.

Anonymous said...

Shit movies
Rude to fans
Rude to paps
Driving recklessly (which has ONLY happened when Reese was in the car)
Doing a bearding photo op a few days after Heath's death

Anonymous said...

I would agree that Ms. Witherspoon doesn't seem to be the best influence one could have. LOL.

Anonymous said...

6:31, are you 6:25?

6:29 said...

(just wondering if I answered your question)

Anonymous said...

Shit movies - Jake wasn't offered anything better.
Rude to fans - Happy Jake is a nice person.
Rude to paps - Happy Jake is a nice person.
Driving recklessly (which has ONLY happened when Reese was in the car) - Happy Jake drives carefully.
Doing a bearding photo op a few days after Heath's death - bearding is a business deal, that was "all he needs is Reese" bearding phase.

My conclusion - Jake doesn't enjoy bearding with Reese.

Anonymous said...

^^^ posted by 6:25 PM

Anonymous said...

IA with you 6:36, very well put. But I also think that along with being unhappy about doing the fauxmance, Bossy Beard is telling him what's "best" for him, and stupid mama's boy Jake follows her lead. (although he might be starting to wake up and smell her bullshit, Idk.)

I've known people like Reese. They seem to start slowly, but before you know it they've infiltrated every part of your life..and the worst part is, you trusted them and they know your secrets.

Anonymous said...

Jake is going to have a difficult time extricating himself from Reese's twisted vines IMO.

Anonymous said...

Bossy Beard is telling him what's "best" for him, and stupid mama's boy Jake follows her lead

That might work with someone who wasn't born as part of Hollywood. With his background, family and friends Jake doesn't depend on Reese's advices.
Reese is good just at making money - mediocre rom-coms and Avon are hardly something to be admired.

Anonymous said...

She was good in some movies though(and even has an Oscar), Pleasantville is still one of my favourite movies.

Anonymous said...

Good in some movies, bad and bland in others. Nothing to write home about.

Anonymous said...

"Nothing to write home about."

I agree.

«Oldest ‹Older   1601 – 1767 of 1767   Newer› Newest»