Page Six today has a not-very-thinly-veiled item about Anderson Cooper going on a very gay vacation with his very gay boyfriend who owns a very gay bar. Enough: Anderson Cooper is very gay. It's time he said it.
Anderson Cooper's see-through closet is such a joke that it doesn't make sense to call him in the closet anymore. If he won't say it, we will: Anderson Cooper is officially out. There's no difference between him and Neil Patrick Harris. They both play it straight at their day jobs and then openly go about town with their boyfriends and do TV interviews about how much they love Kathy Griffin and The Real Housewives of Atlanta.
It's not like Cooper's in a club all of his own, either. He is part of an increasingly large crowd of notables who won't come out but have given up trying to hide that they are gay. Queen Latifah denied that she was going to marry her girlfriend, a girlfriend who she tries to pass off as her "trainer." Kevin Spacey got busted lying about being mugged in a London cruising park. Ricky Martin has stopped even trying to fight the gay rumors. Jodie Foster has never said she's a lesbian out loud, but she basically came out when she thanked her partner in an acceptance speech.
These gay-not-gay celebrities are different from the Hugh Jackmans, John Travoltas, Tom Cruises, and Kenny Chesneys, who are all constantly plagued with gay rumors that they strenuously try to deny or deflect. If they're gay, they're doing it in secret. Cooper and his set of cohorts live openly gay lives — and that's a good thing — but they refuse to acknowledge what the public already knows.
In Anderson Cooper's specific case, we sort of understand why he won't open his mouth and let the rainbows fly. All the guy has ever wanted to do was be an old-fashioned newsman and unfortunately him coming out would make him a part of the story. Every time he tried to cover something having to do with gay civil rights (or Madonna or Fire Island) plenty of people would claim that his reporting was biased because of his sexual orientation. It's not fair: Katie Couric doesn't have to worry when she covers pay inequality for women, and neither does Harry Smith when discussing new medicine that will eradicate baldness.
Coming out would open Cooper up to irrational accusations from those waiting to pounce on the "liberal media" just as quickly as A.C. pounces on his muscle man in an Indian hotel room. That sucks, but it's the way it currently is. How does it get changed? Well, by having some major national news figures come out and show that they can still get blown over in a hurricane or report live from a war zone without breaking into a anti-Prop 8 rant.
That's right, Anderson, it's going to take you to change it. Rachel Maddow has paved the way, but all the baby gays out there need you to man up and be our Jackie Robinson. The first step is the easiest, you just have to say what everyone already knows.
Source: Gawker, Anderson Cooper Is a Giant Homosexual and Everyone Knows It
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Anonymous said...
I'm in Cali and hoping for the Yankees too! PS. No one here likes the Phillies. Everyone says they and their fans are rude. Dodger fans are rooting for the Yankees!
Sore Loser.
LOL the beard's perfume bottle looks like a buttplug.
Please don't insult sex toys! lol
Almost half a million people on a couple streets in WeHo for Halloween, lol.
Can you imagine that testosterone concentration? :)
I'm trying!
Adam Lambert and his boyfriend, interior designer Drake LaBry, are calling it quits, a source close to the couple exclusively tells JustJared.com.
“The relationship just ran its course,” says the source. “The break-up was mutual and amicable. They remain friends and still care for each other.”
Adam, who is dressing up tonight as a glammed-out vampire, is celebrating Halloween with singer pal Katy Perry, who is dressing up as the ass of a camel (it’s a two-part costume with actress pal Shannon Woodward).
JJared
You'd think they'd dress up as a camel toe.. ?? lol
Girls want to stay classy! lol
Rufus Wainwright:
Rodriguez: Last year, you gave a special little performance for Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon. Are they as adorable in person as when we see them on screen?
Wainwright: They are frighteningly idyllic, and sweet and smart to boot. They're not pushovers, either, and I loved hanging out with them. Jake and I hope to work together on something. They're great.
Seatlle gay news
Yeah Rufus loved hanging out with me!
Thanks Rufus!
Whut, Jake's not a pushover?! Push it in and he rolls over.
frighteningly idyllic, and sweet and smart
LOL
Are they as adorable in person as when we see them on screen?
Reeke have never been on screen together, so it seems that the question Rufus was answering was based upon them as separate entities, not as a couple. And of course he's going to lump them together in his answer, not say "Jake is wonderful and delightful and Reese is a fucking asshole cunt bitch." If Rufus is anything, it's diplomatic.
If Rufus is anything, it's diplomatic.
And happy to talk about his famous "friends"!
I don't want to open a can of worms or cause a debate, but I think regardless of Jake's preference sexually he is dating Reese for real. I don't think they'll break up no matter if POP succeeds or not. We are waiting here in vain. You think Jake cares for what Ted or some of us say? According to Ted Jake laughs about it. I think Jake and Reese don't deserve so much attention at all. From many accounts Reese seems to be an egoistical snob. Can Jake be so much different for being in her company? I'll follow Jake regardless, as long as I'm still interested, but I sure won't wait for him to come out, because I doubt that'll ever happen.
I think regardless of Jake's preference sexually he is dating Reese for real
Nah, it's obvious that Reeke are just a showmance.
I forget the exact quotes and where to find them, but Rufus said something about how in HW the actors he knows have to be closeted, and later in another interview he said the only actor he knew was Jake.
Oops! lol
regardless of Jake's preference sexually he is dating Reese for real.
LOL. Jake can date anyone he wants. IF he was straight, do you really think he would date Reese of all women?!!
IF he was straight, do you really think he would date Reese of all women?!!
Why did Ryan date her? And he is better looking than Jake.
There are so many couples out there where one's hotter than the other. Looks aren't everthing. And she isn't even THAT bad looking to be honest. That said, I'm not a fan of hers and thanks to Reeke I'm not as much of a fan of Jake either anymore.
Can Jake be so much different for being in her company?
Huh, what Jake's personality has to do with bearding arrangement?
You can't have it all: risk free beard and famous beard and beard who wants fake bf and beard who's a nice person.
The only way I would believe Jake is dating Reese for realsies is if he was an asexual masochist determined to sabotage his career, alienate friends and shorten his life.
In the end we don't know what's going on in Jake's life and how he feels.
Why did Ryan date her?
Why did Ryan cheated on Reese? Why their marriage was bad from the very start?
In the end we don't know what's going on in Jake's life
We know he's bearding.
Why did Ryan date her?
Ryan was trying to make it in HW, he dated her for a short time and she "accidentally" got pregnant and he had to marry her.
You keep mentioning looks. Besides Reese being a cellulite-ridden witchfaced bony chinned midget, her domineering, egotistical, narcissistic personality is no winner either. I don't see or hear anyone wanting to date her.
Why did Ryan cheated on Reese? Why their marriage was bad from the very start?
The marriage lasted 7 years though.
7 years of pure hell.
7 years of bad luck.
Ryan was trying to make it in HW, he dated her for a short time and she "accidentally" got pregnant and he had to marry her.
I don't think she was so influential at the time of Cruel Intentions. And ahe may have got "accidentally" pregnant, but he did marry her and they stayed together for a pretty long time.
Dunst had a rep. to be a major bitch too. Didn't seem to bother Jake. What bothered him though was her drinking and drugging and clubbing.
Marriage with Reese: the 7 year bitch.
Dunst had a rep. to be a major bitch too.
No, she doesn't.
LOL how long a marriage lasts has nothing to do with its quality or the people's happiness. Most of the time it's 2 people in a sick relationship feeding off of each other and not knowing how or being too lazy to extricate themselves from a bad situation.
No, she doesn't.
She does.
Bullshit. It's easy to see that you're trying to make Reese The Bitch look better. LOL
10:25 AM, yes but we can't know how their marriage was and if all 7years were bad.
10:22 you love Reese don't you. And you think Reeke is real, Jake is straight/bi and he's fucking Reese.... but because it's Sunday and you got an extra hour of sleep you're going to try to push your Babbler mentality on us gently. Sorry, it don't work here. Go back to wherever you came from, the fantasy land where Reese is wonderful and Jake loves her magic vagina.
Bullshit. It's easy to see that you're trying to make Reese The Bitch look better. LOL
To make her look better? I don't give a SHIT about her. I wouldn't follow her as an actress if she wasn't with Jake. She's of zero interest for me. But Kiki wasn't exactly a sweetheart and some things I've seen and heard about her weren't flattering at all.
Ryan said that marriage trouble started after their daughter was born. Last year or two Ryand and Reese marriage existed only on paper.
7 years of marriage in HW is like 25 years in civilian marriage, I would think. 10:25 sounds like they are speaking from experience.
10:02: I don't recall Rufus ever saying that Jake was the only actor he knew ecause that is false. Rufus is in HW alot and does name drop, one of the other actors that he knows is Joseph Gordon Levitt. Levitt is a fan of Rufus and has appeared on stage with him. He appeared on stage with Rufus at Carnegie hall in Dec. 2005.
Last time I checked, Levitt is still an actor.
Rufus is a star fucker, he knows tons of actors.
"Ryan said that marriage trouble started after their daughter was born."
After what, 3 months of marriage. God it must have been 7 years of hell for Ryan.
10:22 you love Reese don't you.
Love Reese? Are you sick? I don't love any of those rich brats. I like to follow some of them and gossip about them... not really proud of this hobby of mine, but I can't help it.
But Kiki wasn't exactly a sweetheart and some things I've seen and heard about her weren't flattering at all.
So what? Jake and Kiki were more on a break than dating (or "dating"), and Jake cheated on her with guys. Even so, he seemed to like Kiki 100 times better than Witherbeard.
Even so, he seemed to like Kiki 100 times better than Witherbeard.
Now that's where I totally agree with you.
Jake Twitpic
Hm, could be Jake. Is that man, in dark blue sweater, sitting with Jake?
Looks like it. The head proportion would fit for being near Jake and not with the distant group of people. Also I can't imagine Jake going by himself, he would have to have a buffer of some kind in that type of place IMO. Pic seems to be taken today at breakfast.
The place, Pamela's, is in Pittsburgh.
Jake in red - always reminds me of Jack Twist.
Austin in dark blue sweater?
He was spotted at Pamelas yesterday afternoon as well. If it was taken today, he must have liked the place! I see someoene that is sittting near him, he has been spotted eaing out with co-stars Josh Gads and Azaria. Jake is mostly spotted eating alone, and in Pittsburgh, no need for a buffer, they seem to leave him alone.
Austin in dark blue sweater?
^^too bad we can't see if the elbows are worn out!
LOL the girl behind Jake looks like the Chin. Wouldn't it be funny if it was, and he made her sit at another table until it was time for the scheduled pap pics.
I must e blinf, I don't see anyone sitting next to him. Is it that patch of blue on the left?
Too bad we can't see man's ears!
LOL the girl behind Jake looks like the Chin
Nah, that's not a midget.
Or his face and head, LOL!!!
I wonder if this was taken yesterday, I can't imagine anyone rushing to download this on twicpic from their cell phone this morning, I wouldn't anyway.
I must e blinf, I don't see anyone sitting next to him. Is it that patch of blue on the left?
Blue arrow:
Jake Twitpic enlarged
Does not look like Jake. The guy has a neck,
Doesn't look like the dude's sitting at the same table with Jacob.
LOL @ the baby. It's cute but the plate looks gross.
Doesn't look like the dude's sitting at the same table with Jacob.
It looks like the only option to me, there is not enough place for two tables.
It looks like the only option to me, there is not enough place for two tables.
Hm, maybe you're right.
So, do we know where Mr. Nichols is at the moment?
They are filming OTH so I presume Austin is on the East Coast :)
If the guy is sitting at the same table and IF it is Austin he probably paid a little visit.
I guess there isn't a single OTH fan in Pittsburgh who would have noticed Austy. Poor Austy.
LOL
It's not like there are tons of Jake sightings in Pittsburgh.
Can't even tell the gender of that person, and there are lots of tweets sightings of Jake in Pittsburgh, certainly more than Anne.
I bet it's Elmo!
Tweets about Jake filming LAOD, not Jake hanging out in Pittsburgh.
Check out shoulders and height - that person with Jake is a man, that much is clear.
Adam Lambert Splits with Boyfriend Drake LaBry
DL gossip:
Adam's been seeing someone else on the sly for eons now. He's a closeted Texan who recently graduated from college and moved to L.A. this past summer to be with Adam. No, I am not saying more ... except that the Texan is Drake's opposite (masculine and hot to death).
No comment!
If I were a gay guy I'd take a masculine man over someone like Drake too. Too bad the Texan is closeted.
But the closeted Texan would rather be with a queeny mcqueeny. I can see why he's closeted.
Sophia Bush at a Halloween party in Marfa Tx yesterday. The guy she is with has a mask on but I think the ears give it away: It's Austin. There is also another twicpic of them in Marfa from behind but you can tell it's them.
http://othforums.com/index.php?topic=64954.2900
Awww, poor Jake, missing all the fun!
Too bad the Texan is closeted.
If that Adam gossip is true, he won't be in the closet for long! lol
The actor put his feelings on the line for the family drama. 'I was in a mood for two months,' he says.
"I lost a lot of my joy while doing the movie," says Tobey Maguire of the family drama "Brothers." "I wasn't even aware of it. I don't mean it to sound goofy or artsy or something, but two days before we wrapped, I started telling some jokes and laughing, whatever, and it was like a release for me. I hadn't done that in, like, two months."
It's something of a relief too, to see Maguire looking much fitter than in the Jim Sheridan film, which opens Dec. 4. He had dropped more than 20 pounds from his already slender frame to play Sam Cahill, a Marine captain who survives captivity in Afghanistan only to find his relationship back home with his family -- and his self-image -- changed. It is a role that required the " Spider-Man" hero to lose himself in dark, emotional depths that his fans may be unaccustomed to seeing.
The film isn't all gloom, although most of the warmth emanates from scenes with his brother (played by Jake Gyllenhaal) and wife ( Natalie Portman) before his rocky return.
"In the area of our veterans coming home with traumas or PTSD or whatever, it's one of those issues that isn't pretty to look at," Maguire says. "We ask these people to fight for us and risk their lives, and certainly potentially alter their outlook of the world or how they react to things. I think it would be nice for us as a society to have some more awareness of what they go through, and to take on some more responsibility for the results of our asking them to go over there."
The current wars have so far proven hazardous ground for box-office battles, but Sheridan's remake of the Danish "Brødre" could be set in any time, during any war. While the film does contain some harrowing depictions of wartime action, it focuses on the shifting dynamics among the siblings, their father ( Sam Shepard) and Sam's wife and family. Maguire's Sam was a high-school football hero; Gyllenhaal's Tommy is fresh from prison as we meet him.
"Tommy finds himself to be unworthy, unlovable," says Maguire of Gyllenhaal's character, "so he isolates, he doesn't get attached or connected. The older brother is such a strait-laced good guy who's been good at things his whole life, had the attention of their father, ended up getting a great wife and family and all of that. And when I go away, Tommy learns how to show up and he learns responsibility. He learns how to care for people and gets cared for."
However, the good brother-bad brother relationship is not as simple as it seems.
"Sam is also damaged at the beginning of the movie -- but on the surface, there's the appearance of order. He has sort of played his life like that," Maguire says, now in the comfort of a suite at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel. "He's damaged from his previous tours. And probably from childhood, there's a fair amount of dysfunction. I'm so wound tight and put together with such precise construction, I need this dramatic incident to shatter me as a person, to connect in an honest way with someone who loves me."
Backlit by the halo of the diffuse glare of an overcast day, Maguire says living in such an "intense world" as Sam's had unforeseen effects on him.
"I'm not going home and calling myself by the character's name or anything like that -- I've got a wife; at that time, I had my older child and now we have two," he says. "But the general sort of tone of the piece and the character stuck with me -- it was more like a mood. I was in a mood for two months. Then when it started to release, I started laughing and loosening up and my body felt different. I was like, 'Wow. This has been so tough.'"
LA Times
I lost a lot of my joy while doing the movie," says Tobey Maguire of the family drama "Brothers.
Great way to promote a movie! LOL
DL gossip:
Adam's been seeing someone else on the sly for eons now. He's a closeted Texan ....
He's dating Jack Twist!
Sorry, but it had to be said.
Interesting JJ comment about bearding:
BEARD is American way NOT Euro
Get it straight - we don’t do the “beard” thing.
And neither will Gerard. He’d rather just stay “single.” and pretend to get phone numbers from girls and not call them — EVER.
Though maybe you can get “lucky” like shanna and give him a blo*job.
That’s all you women are going to get.
WE DON’T DO BEARDS. Keep that dub ignorant sh*t in YOUR country.
By the way - the “guest” is NICK not the ugly chic in orange.
And to “rusty ringo”…..I get “pitcher” vibe from Gerry, why to you say “catcher?”
JJared - Gerard Butler: Morocco Man
Who's shanna? I need her cell number.
Wait... before I call her, can someone here please tell me what's a "blo*job" ?? Thank y'all so much!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Great way to promote a movie! LOL
And it's a holiday movie! LMAO
Just met Jake!
^^and they had nothing else to say, lol
Duh, girls are speechless!
For some laughs. Quotes (aka lies) from Jake's beard.
For our first date, I made Ryan Hamburger Helper, which is basically what I grew up on.
I get crazy in a bookstore. It makes my heart beat hard because I want to buy everything.
I take the kids to church and Sunday school.
We each own one car, and we have a reasonable house. It's a lovely place to be, but it's not extravagant.
Chin quotes
LOL when was the last time we saw pics of the midget at/in/leaving a bookstore?!
Growing up at the farm, she ate Hamburger Helper after feeding chickens and working in the garden all day.
Duh, girls are speechless!
No.. you're boring, you look old and you're full of yourself. But at least we can say we met you.
*Ungrateful bitches!*
*Ungrateful bitches!*
*Insensitive Asshole!*
LOL :)
Chin quotes
I wonder if the chin can distinguish the truth from her publicity bullshit.
UnctuousP: Aaron Rodgers is Jake Gyllenhaal in a green jersey. If he can't get a Super Bowl ring, maybe he can get an Oscar.
5 minutes ago
Matthew Bomer: Matt and Simon are in a relationship. Matt is openly gay. And they are raising kids.
Simon Halls has three children:
February 2008
"Thanks in part to surrogacy coordinators Growing Generations, gay Hollywood is in the midst of a baby boom.
When Simon Halls went to his two-year-old son’s first music assembly at preschool this past fall, he was hardly the only single dad in the audience beaming with joy. He may well, however, have been the only single gay dad who was expecting twins in the spring. Still, says Halls, who represents such stars as Jude Law as the co-CEO of PMK/HBH public relations, “In L.A., it’s not that big of a deal.” The parents of his son’s classmates, he says, don’t even blink when they hear that he’s having his second and third children with the help of a surrogate, just as he had his first. “They just see me and my son showing up at assembly, living our very normal lives,” he says.
The agency that connected Halls with his surrogates and fertility specialists is called Growing Generations. Based in L.A. with offices in New York, Boston and West Virginia, it was founded in 1996 to provide assisted reproductive services for the gay community. Thanks in large part to their work, the conversations within certain circles of influential gay men in Hollywood are now more often about nannies and sleep training than box office numbers. And the social scene has evolved in kind.
...
In 2003, after years of relying on outside egg banks to source such donors, Growing Generations founded its own egg donor agency, Fertility Futures. Prospective parents can peruse a database offering videos of the donors, along with information like IQ scores, school transcripts and medical history. “We’re the only agency to have streaming video,” says Taylor. “You get a sense of character and carriage to be sure this is someone you’re comfortable with being a genetic contributor of your child.” (There’s also a sperm bank in development, though the partners aren’t yet ready to discuss details.)
Taylor insists that people rarely choose supermodel Stanford grads for those traits alone. “I wanted someone who looked like my sisters so my child feels like he looks like the rest of my family,” says Halls. “And I’m not that artistic or musical, so I chose someone who is an artist and has a great musical background. Everybody that I know has had similar criteria.”
Halls believes that the psychological support the organization offers is a major factor in their thousands of success stories, even though it can sometimes take parents several attempts to achieve that success. When his surrogate miscarried at 17 weeks, says Halls, “I went through a terrible time, and the Growing Generations folks were extraordinarily supportive.”
Halls has referred dozens of friends and associates to the program, as has Manhattan-based society decorator James Huniford, a single father of a two-year-old son. Huniford says he’s recommended Growing Generations to more people than he can remember. “I probably know at least 50 people going through the process,” he says.
...
It’s a path not for the faint of heart. “People who are having babies this way, we’ve jumped through I can’t tell you how many hoops, so it’s not just like, ‘It’ll be fun to be a parent,’” says Halls. “We are very committed.”
W magazine
Hmmm I bet Jake's familiar with Growing Generations.
*cough*
Someone needs to hack into the Growing Generations database.
Fuck!
Thank you to 5:21. Great article.
sleep training
Babies have to get trained to sleep?!
two-year-old son’s first music assembly at preschool
Preschool at 2 years old?! let's call it what it really is: daycare.
Ted is a LIAR. There is NO Baby Tile. Ted looks like a FOOL.
Calm down, lol.
5:43, my truth is stranger than your fiction.
elleyanna: thinking Jake Gylenhaal is the sweetest most doe-eyed, kind-hearted actor I've ever met
37 minutes ago
Fooled another idiot!
Jake didn't brush off the girl and say "It’s a rough life” ?
If Baby Tile exists there should be a birth record with a named legal father on it. I would have thought adoption records were public also?
if either Gyllenhaal or Nichols is a father it should in theory be out there.
The problem is, you have to know the baby's full legal name to be able to look up the birth record. I don't think "Baby Tile Gyllenhaal" will produce any hits.
Also, a father's name can be left blank. A mother's too, in cases of abandonment.
In California there are "Confidential Marriages" - I wouldn't be surprised if there are special confidentiality considerations given to other records as well, especially given the number of public figures in the state.
From the Growing Generations article: So the couple took matters into their own hands, asking friends, people they met at dinner parties—“basically trying to inseminate any woman who would raise her hand,” he says.
LOL
If the Growing Generations client list feels like a social register for the gay community, it has less to do with surrogacy being fashionable than with the finances required. Clients, as at other agencies, can expect to spend between $100,000 and $150,000: a $20,000 fee to the agency, about $7,500 for screening, $31,050 for surrogate compensation and expenses, $16,750 for egg donor compensation and expenses, $25,500 in medical costs, $2,750 in psychological support fees, $7,150 in legal fees and $24,995 in insurance.
And I'm sure there's contracts involved with $$$$ hush money to the donor and the surrogate and whoever else, to insure confidentiality.
My gay bf got me pregnant and I had an abortion. Damn, we could have been fashionable!
Whoever that is in the Halloween picture with Sophia does not seem tall enough to be Austin.
Didn't someone find a baby Nichols birth record right after baby tile first came up, but when they went back to print a copy, it had disappeared. A boy, I am pretty sure.
My gay bf got me pregnant and I had an abortion. Damn, we could have been fashionable!"
I feel like my clone also posts on this blog. This happened to me as well.
7:32, are you serious? I made a joke out of a sad situation but yes it really happened to me. We should start a club (support group?).
Didn't someone find a baby Nichols birth record right after baby tile first came up, but when they went back to print a copy, it had disappeared. A boy, I am pretty sure.
IIRC it was SK at OMG.
IMO the baby's last name would be Nichols, since it's common and easier to blend into the general population than Gyllenhaal. In fact Austin's name is the main reason why he isn't on my twitter search track - too many "Austin" "Don" and "Nichols" to sift thru.
If Ted insists that a Baby Tile does exist then he should be willing to prove it. Making a lie up like that makes him lose credibility eveyday. Most of us do not believe it is true.
X17 Xclusive Video - Reese Witherspoon Leaving Yoga Class
* Video Time: 2:11
October 31, 2009: We spotted Reese Witherspoon leaving a yoga class on Halloween day. She remained tight-lipped when we... asked her what she was going to wear for Halloween and if she was going out with Jake Gyllenhaal later.
Videosurf
She's with her best gf (not Jake, the other one lol).
Reese, please cover that forehead. lol
I know, seriously. Is that normal? Is she starving herself so much that her forehead and chin bones show, or is it some kind of birth defect? Honestly I've never seen someone with a such a bony, knobby face. It can't be normal.
Also notice her knees in pics - they both have a "V" in the bottom center. I've never seen that on other people. Gross. And her lower legs are so bony but her inner thighs are flabby. I get the impression that she starves/purges, which causes the boniness but she doesn't really workout, which is why she's flabby in the areas that aren't skinny.
Reese's forehead and chin are deformed.
She lost a lot of weight IMO, her face is less pointy when it's a bit fuller, she needs bangs like she had last week. She mentioned excercising with her GF's in the Is Style article and voila!! I bet you will never see Jake coming out of a yoga class again, not with Brothers and Pop looming, LOL!!!
She finished filming around 10/22 in Philly and will finish I read in L.A. in November. Read that Ryan will be starting filming in November so she will be on the W. Coast for the time being, Jake will be done with LOAD on 12/1.
We'll probably see her in pap pics at a bookstore too!
Speaking of LAOD, don't you find it odd that there have been no pics of Jake and Anne on set? There have been seperate set pics of them, more of Jake. We still have a month but still, Anne is almost invisible in Pittsburgh, with Jake you get tweets, Anne occasionally but not as many as Jake, I gues he eats out more than her.
I don't think "Baby Tile Gyllenhaal" will produce any hits.
LOL!
LOL, San Diego - churning out celebs. Ricky Martin's twins, Adam Lambert, now Meb Keflezighi, the NYC Marathon winner.
9:36 I don't think it odd. J&A probably have very little scenes together, especially in public. More on an indoor closed set. When you analyze movies it's surprising sometimes how few scenes major characters can have with each other, they might be of longer duration but a lot of scenes are interacting with other people, to build the story and characters.
Idkw but I get a big gay vibe from Derek Jeter. I wouldn't be surprised if he came out, but in 20 years, after he retires and gets in the Hall of Fame.
Even if they did marry, it hardly like they would be living a normal married live. Okay, he may have to consumate the marriage (shudder), but after that half hour of horror
Scenes from the wedding night said...
"Jake, just man up and think of oscar."
"Okay mom"
"Reese, he's ready for you now."
^^Whoever wrote these: Absolutely fucking hilarious. I'm LMAO!
Idkw but I get a big gay vibe from Derek Jeter. I wouldn't be surprised if he came out, but in 20 years, after he retires and gets in the Hall of Fame."
He's supposedly dating Minka Kelly--she was at Yankees Stadium last week for the beginning of the World Series.
7:32, are you serious? I made a joke out of a sad situation but yes it really happened to me. We should start a club (support group?)."
I kid you not. When I was in college, I had a gay bf (long story how I got involved with him--he was in a experimental, let's sleep with women phase) who knocked me right before I graduated from college. Nice college graduation gift! Two weeks after I graduated from college, I found I was pregnant. Horrified, I got an abortion soonafter. And no, I didn't feel like a fertility goddess like so many of these stupid celebrities. I didn't feel blessed or over the moon. Just stupid.
knocked me up--not knocked me--he didn't beat me up! Nothing like that.
11:54.. Wow, glad you like them, your appreciation of my rather crude humour has made the start of what's likely to be a rather shitty week just that little bit better.
J&A probably have very little scenes together, especially in public.
I think Jake and Anne will have a lot of scenes together, but not filmed in public places.
(((2:27 AM)))
Prince of Persia movie trailer
Gawd I hope that background drumming overly dramatic music isn't in the whole fucking movie.
IDK if that's Jake's voice. It sounds like it, but it also sounds like it's been fiddled with, a lot.
Can't listen to the video right now, but I think boys will like all that CGI and action scenes.
IDK if that's Jake's voice.
What about his English English accent? Maybe he trained his voice and his accent?
If you're not worried about the swine flu, start paying attention (to something else)
We wouldn't mind worrying about swine flu if swine flu were all we had to worry about. But no, media reports have increasingly referred to something called H1N1 flu.
This new illness (pronounced correctly as either "hini" or "hone-none") is about as dangerous as swine flu. It should discourage you even from shaking hands with Russell Crowe, Denzel Washington or Jake Gyllenhaal if you run into them during their local filming. If a Hollywood star does interrupt a scene to try to shake hands with you, as they often do to try to curry favor with fans, just give a polite salute or curtsy or run as fast as you can in the opposite direction.
(Editor's note: Swine flu and H1N1 flu are one and the same. This writer has no idea what he's talking about, including pronunciations or friendliness of movie stars.)
Oh, thank you, Mr. Editor. You seem so very smug and annoying with all of your technical medical knowledge. We hope you get a flu shot and become much sicker from it than the flu itself would ever make you. We would call that ironic, except every time we put "ironic" in a column, you change it because you say we've only described a coincidence instead.
(Editor's note: That's true, but in this case, "irony" would be the appropriate word.)
Forget it -- let's write about something where the editor stops intruding. Sheesh.
Post Gazette
So does Jake have the hini flu?!
I'm ass-uming the hini flu affects the back door, so to speak.
What?!
Jake, your hini flu open when I met you.
So does Jake have the hini flu?!
No, but you shouldn't shake hands with people, not even Hollywood stars! :)
Giving me a handjob is ok, though. Blowjob, even better.
Editor's note: Swine flu and H1N1 flu are one and the same. This writer has no idea what he's talking about, including pronunciations or friendliness of movie stars.
LOL
SLUT!
Austy, I love it when you talk dirty to me.
Say it again - "SLUT!"
Austin, quit playing with that boy!
But he's so much fun! And besides, who else am I supposed to do while you're out gallivanting around with the beard?
I'm volunteering to swab everybody's throat!
Oh shit!
LOL that Jake and Elmo pic. It's so.... masturbatory. Jake looking worn out, his hand grasping and encircling the long neck, Elmo's big penis-like head with the eyes popping out... FUCK!
What's the big red thing next to Jake's chest, one of the balls?!
Who DOESN'T wanna fuck Jake Gyllenhaal? We do, but not with that creepy red bitch watching all the time....
Tickle Me Pissed Off
Well, well, well.
We meet again my fine, fury, "red" friend. Despite your sexy celebrity friendz, you can't hide the fact that you've been hitting the box for yeaaaaaaarz. We've got you on our radar, you slippery customer. We'll be watching...we'll be watching...
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Tickle Me Pissed Off
LOL
I didn't choke Elmo!
OMG only Jake could turn a Sesame Street character into a giant penis that he's jerking off with 1 of the balls pressed into his chest.
I'm sex on a stick!
*cough*
*spits*
*spits*
*spits*
*spits*
*sputters*
*half-spit*
*sputters*
*exhales*
*deflates*
*smokes cigarette*
*smokes cigarette*
*looks at clock*
*okay.. 20 minutes*
I'm sex on a stick!
In Broom
Yuck!
Elmo's big-eyed expression - like "Oh my god, I don't believe it..Jake Gyllenhaal is jerking me off and I'm gonna come all over him!"
*Oh my God, I don't believe it...Elmo is jerking me off and I'm gonna come all over him!*
9:26 PM: Also notice her knees in pics - they both have a "V" in the bottom center. I've never seen that on other people. Gross.
Somebody said that she had both her kneecaps replaced. Reese had scars from surgery above that level.
It's common is HW. Demi Moore had her caps shaved and the knee skin tightened -- she used to have ugly hanging knees, not anymore.
Kneecaps replaced?! That can't be right.
Page Six
The right thing
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson might have acted like a jerk when he declined to sign an autograph for a security guard on the set of his new flick, "The Other Guys," last week, but he more than made up for it. After reading about his boorish behavior on Page Six, Johnson, we hear, not only sought out the guard to give him a personalized photo, but ended up casting him as an extra in the movie as well. "He was very apologetic," our source says.
Dwayne, next time just say "It’s a rough life"! It works for me!
Dear Ted:
I just don't get it with Gyllenspoon. Reese is a calculating deceiver. (Do you remember when a reporter went up to her on the red carpet just before her split with her ex-hub saying how lucky she was with him in life and she agreed?) Jake is such a nice guy. Is she using him to give a good image of herself? Please help!
—Dutch
Dear Way Off:
Love ya darlin', but your Gyllenspoon decoder is way off! They're both using each other for something in this relaysh.
Dear Ted:
Of all the Blind Vice stars, who is your favorite to write about (excluding Toothy)?
—Lemon
Dear Closet Case:
That's a tough one! Maybe Fake à la Ferocity?
Bitch-Back! Is Reese Using Jake?
Is Reese Using Jake?
Duh!
I agree with Ted, both use each other.
Jake is not that innocent.
I'm not sure if they are only fauxmancing or if it's a ro/fauxmance combo, but he "uses" her to reduce gay rumors and to stay in the public eye more. She "uses" him to show that she can still land a good looking fellow and not to look like a loser after Ryan dumped her.
Both use Reeke for promotion, be it real or fake. Either way.
Jake is not that innocent.
Jake isn't innocent, but tacky fauxmance works for Reese and doesn't work for Hollywood lead actor.
IDK if that's Jake's voice. It sounds like it, but it also sounds like it's been fiddled with, a lot.
PoP trailer - I have no idea if that's Jake's voice. (bad fan!)
IDK if that's Jake's voice.
Sounds like a voiceover, maybe that voice artist's tweet(Christopher?) story was true.
WFT2 posters who've seen the trailer, how did you like it?
Can't watch it at work.
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Why did she cover her mouth?
Maybe she was afraid she had food between her teeth? Jake wasn't showing his either lol.
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Every time I see a pic of Jake like that, for Naomi's sake I hope his birth was a cesarean.
Maybe that's why she's such a controlling bitch mama. I would be too, if I had to push that boulder out.
WFT2 posters who've seen the trailer, how did you like it?
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It seems like they already took the PoP trailer down again, it now plays the "Avatar" trailer. I found it somewhere else though and uploaded it to Youtube. Not sure how long it'll stay up...
PoP trailer
WFT2 posters who've seen the trailer, how did you like it?
Watched it 5 times, trailer is good, but there are things that irritate me - like, Prince lost for words and Prince and Tamina flying around like Superman and Lois Lane.
The movie Jake should have made.
^^^ Tooth Fairy
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is "The Tooth Fairy," also known as Derek Thompson, a hard-charging minor league hockey player whose nickname comes from his habit of separating opposing players from their bicuspids. When Derek discourages a youngster's hopes, he's sentenced to one week's hard labour as a real tooth fairy, complete with the requisite wings, magic wand. At first, Derek can't handle the tooth - bumbling and stumbling as he tries to secretly wing his way through strangers' home doing what tooth fairies do. But as Derek slowly adapts to his new position, he begins to rediscover his own forgotten dreams.
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