Saturday 22 August 2009

Q&A: Alan Cumming

Q: When were you happiest?
A: A couple of summers ago, walking through a forest illuminated by fireflies, with my man and our dogs.

Q: What is your greatest fear?
A: Dying on the same day as someone much more famous than me.

Q: What is your earliest memory?
A: My mum and brother lifting me up to look out of a window to prove to me it was still dark and too early to get up to open my birthday presents.

Q: Which living person do you most admire, and why?
A: Mary Darling, my mum, for leaving my father and finding happiness.

Q: What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
A: Being an open book.

Q: What is the trait you most deplore in others?
A: Being closed off to the world.

Q: What is your most treasured possession?
A: Wild Thyme Way, my country retreat in the Catskill Mountains.

Q: What would your super power be?
A: To zap angry, bigoted people.

Q: What makes you unhappy?
A: Our obsession with the worthless and unimportant, like Sarah Palin.

Q: If you could bring something extinct back to life, what would it be?
A: Socialism.

Q: Who would play you in the film of your life?
A: Cate Blanchett. She'd pull it off.

Q: What is your favourite smell?
A: Rosemary. I rub it in my armpits.

Q: What is your favourite book?
A: The Trick Is To Keep Breathing, by Janice Galloway.

Q: What is your guiltiest pleasure?
A: Being in the first-class cabin and not refusing anything that is offered.

Q: What do you owe your parents?
A: My mum always told me I was precious, while my dad always told me I was worthless. I think that's a good grounding for a balanced life.

Q: What, or who, is the greatest love of your life?
A: Grant Shaffer, my husband.

Q: What does love feel like?
A: Being hit on the head with a brick, and like a bowl of hearty soup.

Q: When did you last cry, and why?
A: An hour ago, on a plane, watching a show about teenage mums.

Q: What single thing would improve the quality of your life?
A: The Obama administration keeping their promises and granting equal rights to the LGBT community.

Q: What do you consider your greatest achievement?
A: When someone tells me that I have inspired them.

Q: How would you like to be remembered?
A: By people who love me raising a glass and laughing and remembering fun times we had.

Q: What is the most important lesson life has taught you?
A: This above all: to mine own self be true. And it must follow, as the night the day, I canst not then be false to any man.

Q: Tell us a joke
Q: How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Why do you think the lightbulb is so keen to change?

Source: Guardian, UK, Q&A: Alan Cumming

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Anonymous said...

^^ Looks like they wanted to make post more interesting :)

Jake said...

You haven't experienced my "Wait til you see my dick ice cream cake." It'll make you fat and happy!

So far I have two models: "Happy Peen" and "Wish and Blow".

Anonymous said...

^^^ Nice! It's weekend, I'm going back on the diet on Monday :)

lol said...

George Clooney, Kevin Spacey, Ewan McGregor and Jeff Bridges

The Men Who Stare At Goats movie trailer

Anonymous said...

the mistery sperm donnor.....

To what celebrity do you think Minni Drivers's child looks like???

Anonymous said...

I have no idea ... so I'll post link again :)

Minnie Driver and Henry pics, August 22

Anonymous said...

To what celebrity do you think Minni Drivers's child looks like???

I think he looks EXACTLY like Celebrity Sperm Test Tube #370567.

Anonymous said...

"Minnie Driver and Henry pics, August 22"

The kid's cute.

twitter said...

Theresa_Terror: I just saw Jake Gyllenhaal! OMG so awesome!
(1 hour ago)


^^ She lives in Hollywood and she works at Fredericks LOL. (btw doesn't say where she saw him.)

Jake said...

btw doesn't say where she saw him

Thanks Moses!

Anonymous said...

The Men Who Stare At Goats movie trailer

Looks like fun :)

iphillychitchat twitter said...

Jake will b back fr venice next week. Look for him and reese witherspoon on early date nites nxt Mon - Thurs. + possibly Ryan P bck in town30 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

Anonymous said...

"back from venice" not Brentwood. Interesting.

Anonymous said...

will b back fr venice

Back from Venice? Why didn't he say "back from LA", who cares about LA districts?

Anonymous said...

Obviously he heard Jake's in Venice not Brentwood. tbh I've wondered if Jake moved or has a 2nd house in Venice or if there's a BT if that's where it lives. Jake's in Venice an awful lot, getting coffee and doing little shit things. Venice is a long way to go for coffee from HW Hills or Brentwood considering there's cafes on every corner of LA.

Anonymous said...

"who cares about LA districts?"

Obviously you aren't aware of how big LA is or the geographical and social differences in the areas. Brentwood and HW Hills are inland. Venice is at the beach.

Anonymous said...

It just doesn't make sense to use city district instead city name in such sentence.

European said...

Obviously you aren't aware of how big LA is or the geographical and social differences in the areas.

OK, would an American visiting New York say "I'm going back to LA tomorrow" or "I'm going back to HW Hills tomorrow"?

Anonymous said...

What? I don't think you understand. Venice and Brentwood ARE cities. LA is made up of all individual cities. So saying "Venice" is saying the name of the city, it's not an area of LA that has a nickname or something, like how NYC has the Meatpacking District (lol). You would put Venice, CA as the city/state in an address on a letter, your drivers license would say Venice as the city you live in, etc.

Anonymous said...

So saying "Venice" is saying the name of the city, it's not an area of LA that has a nickname or something, like how NYC has the Meatpacking District (lol).

Venice is part of the City of Los Angeles. It is not its own city. Neither is Brentwood or Bel Air or Pacific Palisades.

Beverly Hills is its own city as is Santa Monica and West Hollywood.

Go do some research.

Anonymous said...

What's wrong with being specific re cities?! Jeeze...

is that better? said...

jake b in east coast n. america in late 2009

Anonymous said...

What's wrong with being specific re cities?! Jeeze...

Nothing wrong, just that people usually don't talk like that.

Anonymous said...

I posted the philly chitchat twitter. If something has TOO MANY SPECIFIC DETAILS for you to handle and that makes you nitpick over the slightest things like which TOWN in LA is an official CITY, then I won't bother anymore. Btw why don't you go to the Philly pap and take up the matter of posting "Venice" vs. "LA" with him?

Anonymous said...

What is the problem, 7:45 PM?
Why shouldn't we discuss tweeters and everything else posted on the Net?

Anonymous said...

"people usually don't talk like that."

FYI I'm in SoCal so excuse me if don't say "I'm in LA and I'm going to LA" LOL

Also FYI hearing someone is in "Soho" is better than the generalized "NYC". Or "Notting Hill" vs "London". Nothin wrong with details. Maybe you need to accept that.

Anonymous said...

"discuss tweeters" LOL you mean nitpick pickpickpick "WAAAAH why'd he name the town?? Why couldn't he just say LA?? NOBODY says the town! That tweet is ruined for me! Ruined!"

NEWS said...

DJ AM FOUND DEAD IN NY

never visited US said...

Would someone please answer the question: for example, would an American visiting New York more often say "I'm going back to LA tomorrow" or "I'm going back to HW Hills tomorrow"?

Thanks in advance.

Anonymous said...

The NYC district was named but all you want is NY, right?

Anonymous said...

DJ AM FOUND DEAD IN NY

Poor guy.

Anonymous said...

"I'm going back to LA tomorrow" or "I'm going back to HW Hills tomorrow"?

Depends how specific you want to get, that's all. Like if you and I knew each other well, or we were both from England I'd be more likely to say "I'm going back to Notting Hill tomorrow" not "I'm going back to London tomorrow."

Anonymous said...

Reports are that RX meds were found near him and some drug paraphernalia (whatever that is). If it wasn't an accident and it turns out he was a big druggie, all I can say is he looked pretty damn good and normal in the Philly baseball pics. Which is scary. If people look ok and happy and healthy while they're addicted, for all we know Jake and whoever else could be a big druggie too and we'd never know til they OD and die.

Anonymous said...

Thanks 8:12 PM!

Anonymous said...

Reports are that RX meds were found near him and some drug paraphernalia (whatever that is).

There are rumors about heroin.

Anonymous said...

DJ AM - his name was Adam Goldstein.

Anonymous said...

Not to beat a dead horse (lol) but all the outpouring re DJ AM's death from cohorts to strangers is amazing compared to how *someone* we know didn't say 1 lousy word about Heath. Can you imagine if Travis Barker doesn't make a statement about his colleague?

Anonymous said...

Is it just me or does Nat look in all the Interview pics like she's, uh to take a line from a dirty rap song quick to deep throat the dick?? She looks like she has a banana in her throat, seriously.

Anonymous said...

Yes, her neck looks a bit strange. Bad lighting?

Anonymous said...

LOL the site of Nat's Interview pics:

Fragrance: Chanel Chance


^^As if people will be able to smell what perfume she was wearing during the photo shoot LOL. (Not that I believe she was actually wearing it but you get the point.)

Anonymous said...

$Marketing, can't be avoided :)

Anonymous said...

I dunno 9:35. Seems like they were emphasizing her throat with the lighting, it's practically the main focus IMO. Maybe she's into throatf*cking so much it's gotten stretched out and deformed? Or she wants to come off as dirty rap edgy by making it seem like she's into it? IMO a typical throat/neck doesn't look like that.

Anonymous said...

So that's how she keeps getting work in HW. Natalie Porthroat.

twitter said...

buttersticks: Jake Gylenhall or however u spell his last name is at my store!
26 minutes ago from txt

Anonymous said...

Maybe she's into throatf*cking so much it's gotten stretched out and deformed?

LOL, what? I don't think that's possible.

Anonymous said...

LOL, what? I don't think that's possible.

What's not possible, her doing it, being into it or side effects?

Anonymous said...

Side effects :)

Anonymous said...

So that's how she keeps getting work in HW. Natalie Porthroat.

Nah, she doesn't need that. Nat is talented, young, smart, pretty and Jewish.

Anonymous said...

Mm she's a small girl. IIRC her past bfs like Gael Garcia Bernal have had big reps. People don't always take safety and physical limits into consideration. I know someone who has damage because what they wanted and what they could handle were 2 different things.

Anonymous said...

Sound like Jake's doing a lot of shopping. Wonder if it's for his LAOD trip, a vacation or blech Philly. Hey maybe it's engagement ring #14 for the next proposal. LOL

Anonymous said...

Gays like shopping.

Anonymous said...

Ya know.. a perfect way out for the "romance" is Reese saying they broke up because their religions aren't compatible.

Anonymous said...

There is no need to explain why is some celebrity couple breaking up - same is true for fauxmances.

Anonymous said...

10:24 you damn well know Reese will give a reason to Vogue and Elle why she broke up with Jake but how they remain dear friends.

Anonymous said...

Maybe. Maybe not. Reese never said why "she divorced" Ryan - she can't trash Ryan and still look "blessed", LOL.

there is more! said...

GYLLENHAAL: No, I think they remember it. Everyone else was dead asleep, and these two people were like, bashing their heads against the side of the plane, trying to jump out. So I was like, If taking this pill means that there’s even a 30 percent chance of me getting aggressive like that, then I would just rather stay at peace.

PORTMAN: You’re a very peaceful man, Jake.

This is an excerpt of the September cover story. To read the full Natalie Portman interview pick up a copy of Interview.

LOL said...

That answers that. Nat's on drugs.

Paps in LA and Philly said...

"If taking this pill means that there’s even a 30 percent chance of me getting aggressive like that, then I would just rather stay at peace."

Uh huh. Sure.

Anonymous said...

That's right Jake, you're never aggressive. Even when you're not driving.

Anonymous said...

Why are people taking Ambien? I thought that was only for serious insomnia? Not for garden variety jet lag?

Anonymous said...

From the long,long lost on ONTD of who has been named as not being Toothy Tile - too many names to list - "every famous male you can think of except Jake Gyllenhaal"

Anonymous said...

Even when you're not driving

He put his window down and tried to hit someone in another car? Jeeze.

twitter said...

ranchocabeza: this evening, saw jake gyllenhaal with reese's children at the sausage place next to work, wurstkuche.
9 minutes ago from web

LOL now Jake is babysitting for Ryan.

Anonymous said...

They're probably on their way to LAX. Or Jake got a craving to feel a big sausage in his mouth and figured the edible kind + plus 2 kids along = innocent.

Anonymous said...

LOL Wurstkuche "We're young; let's have fun with encased meat" is right near Skid Row. Probably has good sandwiches but I hope Jake brought his gun. LMAO

Anonymous said...

One of the items on their menu is called the Austin Blues. I bet that is what Jake ordered. Wouldn't the kids be back in school by now.

Anonymous said...

Yea they would be, but its Friday nite. If you mean why they would be going to Philly, I don't know how that works if Mama & Papa are both out of town.

LOL Jake the babysitter. I had a thought a few minutes ago. What if (a BIG IF) Reeke HAD gotten secretly married a while back, to prove to TPTB that Jakey was serious about bearding, and then get a secret divorce later. The Chin would have an automatic babysitter, maybe that's how Jakey is with the kids? Farfetched i know. Don't nail me to the cross, it was just a thought.

Great Article said...


I was probably destined to be a drug addict. I grew up in Philadelphia with a father who seemed to hate me: The verbal abuse he subjected me to was unbelievably cruel. I would find out later that there was a good reason my father was so tortured—he was secretly gay and addicted to drugs.


DJ AM Interview January 2008

LOL said...

Found on ONTD OTH Beach scene

ONTD said...


DNA Magazine's Hottest Men of 2009
ONTD Mega Post NSFW

Anonymous said...

^^^ That's very nice and old picture of Jake.

Anonymous said...

Found on ONTD OTH Beach scene

Awww! :)

Anonymous said...

DNA Magazine's Hottest Men of 2009 ONTD Mega Post NSFW

Henry Lee has my vote, that photo is WOW!

Anonymous said...

(((((DJ AM)))))

Anonymous said...

DJ AM Interview January 2008

"My parents’ relationship continued to deteriorate: If my family went out to dinner, my father would hit on the [male] waiter right in front of my mom. Finally she’d had enough and kicked him out."

Anonymous said...

DJ AM Interview January 2008

"Four or five months into my stay, I was told my mother had come to see me. I was praying she was going to say, “I’ve come to take you home.” But she said, “Your father is dying of AIDS. I hope you can deal with that here. I’m proud of you.” And she left."

Anonymous said...

DJ AM Interview January 2008

Poor Adam, with such parents he didn't have much chance.

ouch! said...

Though earlier reports claimed George Clooney broke his hand in a motorcycle accident on the border of Italy and Switzerland, his rep says, "There was an accident and he did break his hand... He was not riding a motorcycle, it was not in Switzerland ... He was on his property in Italy and he shut the car door on his hand."

Sheridan said...

Daniel Craig will star in psychological thriller Dream House, about a New York publishing exec who relocates his family to a small New England town, only to learn that their new home was the scene of a vicious murder. Jim Sheridan (My Left Foot, In The Name Of the Father) will direct. [Variety]

Jezebel said...

Jake Gyllenhaal Interviews Natalie Portman About The Smurfs, Dirty Rap

In the September issue of Interview, Jake Gyllenhaal interrogates Natalie Portman on her favorite '80s toys, who she'd like to see added to Mount Rushmore, and why she finds the phrase "Wait 'til you see my dick..." so funny.

Jake and Natalie co-star in the upcoming film Brothers and it's clear from the interview that they're both geeky in every sense of the word. At various points in the excerpt of the interview online, they discuss their favorite planetarium shows, obsess about '80s toys, and plot a time machine journey back to the beginning of civilization. They actually shift from high-brow to low-brow pretty easily, such as when Jake tries to psychoanalyze Natalie based on her revelation that she used to be scared of Gargamel, the bad guy on The Smurfs.

GYLLENHAAL: Looking at all these things that you've done and contributed to the world so far, I would have thought that the evil wizard Gargamel would've been something you could have very easily stepped over.
PORTMAN: Thank you for saying that, but I'm far from fearless. I'm afraid of everything. But maybe when you're afraid of everything, it sort of seems like you're scared of nothing.
GYLLENHAAL: Well, there's no courage without fear, so you must have great courage because you're afraid of everything.
PORTMAN: That sounds like something from a Batman movie: "There is no courage without fear..."


But as Natalie says, Jake is also, "really good at getting out the dark secrets." He asks her what song reflects her current state and she says all she's been listening to recently is "dirty rap."

GYLLENHAAL: Your affection for dirty rap is something that people really don't know about you, which I think is fascinating. You do incredible things for the world, and then you listen to just completely obscene hip-hop music.
PORTMAN: Really, really obscene hip-hop. I love it so much. It makes me laugh and then it makes me want to dance. Those are like my two favorite things, so combined . . . I've been listening a lot lately to "Wait (The Whisper Song)" by the Ying Yang Twins, where the lyrics are like, "Wait 'til you see my dick"-which is just amazing because it's whispered. [whispers] "Wait 'til you see my dick . . . " [laughs] Crazy. So I just listen to it like I'm a five-year-old, like, "Oh my god! I can't believe he just said that!"
GYLLENHAAL: It's interesting that you think the lyric "Wait 'til you see my dick" describes your current state. I think people are learning more about you right now then they ever have in an interview. I'm proud of that.


It's true. Now we've all learned that SNL skit probably wasn't a joke after all.

Jezebel

Anonymous said...

Anne Hathaway and bf out in NYC:

Anne and bf

Anonymous said...

Jezebel comment: "Whoa, Jake G sounds like a really good interviewer." A-ha!

Anonymous said...

Anne Hathaway and bf out in NYC

No complaints about her pants this time, lol.

Anonymous said...

I'm probably irrationally bothered by her. I do respect that she finished her education, when she totally didn't have to. But I will say I don't think going to Harvard automatically makes one smart. She seems to me to be of normal intellect (or maybe I just am surrounded by smart people?) I've never been wowed by her and I guess just don't see what the big fuss is about. And all I can come up with is that she's SO beautiful that it's astonishing she can think at all too.

I agree with her. NP is called a genius because she went to Harvard and has a B.A. title? Seriously? I have the equvivalent of the M.A. title in my country as some of my friends do. So what? Some other friends who don't have titles are as smart or even smarter. Some people, like many of NP's fans obviously, seem to take these titles way too seriously.
As for her looks, she's obviously pretty, but some of my girlfriends are as pretty or even prettier.
I guess I just don't see her awesomness. She's ok.

pic of Austin said...

Austin at the Beach in LA, May 13th

Anonymous said...

^^I replied to a comment from Jezbel.

Anonymous said...

No complaints about her pants this time, lol.

The complaints were ridiculous. People should look more closely before writing nonsense.

Hopefully we'll get to see some on set pics of her and Jake from the LAOD film set. :)

Anonymous said...

Austin at the Beach in LA, May 13th

I wonder what he's thinking about...

Anonymous said...

Austin: *You got your picture, now go away!*

Anonymous said...

I agree with her. NP is called a genius because she went to Harvard and has a B.A. title?

Genius among Hollywood actresses :)

Anonymous said...

Jezbel comment:

I know what you mean. Although my being somewhat bothered by her goes back to an interview I read of hers in a magazine some years ago where she stated that she knew how black people feel or knew what the black experience in America was like (something along these lines) because of a book by W.E.B. du Bois she read. It was so... clueless. I don't dislike her, but I definitely don't think she's super intelligent.

Anonymous said...

Genius among Hollywood actresses :)

Well maybe. But there are actresses like Maggie Gyllenhaal, Rachel MacAdams or the older generation of actresses like Meryl Streep or Jodie Foster that graduated form college too. NP is hardly the only one in Hollywood.

Jake said...

Who needs a college degree anyway?

Anonymous said...

^^That's right Jake, you don't need a degree. You just need to impress as with your acting skills and star in good movies.
I'm not too fond of your lastest choices though.

Jake said...

Jerry told me to work out and eat right and everything will be A-OK!

Anonymous said...

Austin at the Beach in LA, May 13th

Posted on OMG by Special K

It looks like the girl who took the picture of Austin did more than just take a picture:

"just another day at the beach...playing soccer with Julian from One Tree HIll and Matthew McConaughey's Dog....i say today was a success"

Jerry Bruckheimer said...

And give me blowjobs, plenty of blowjobs. Don't forget that Jake.

Jake said...

Oh... yeah. *gag*

backgammon said...

playing soccer with Julian from One Tree HIll and Matthew McConaughey's Dog.

Jake was probably waiting for them back at the trailer.

Anonymous said...

playing soccer with Austin and Matthew McConaughey's Dog

WTF?! lol

B.J. said...

I love chasing it but ball too big!

Anonymous said...

Poor BJ, a soccer ball is almost as big as he is lol.

B.J. said...

Hey, I'm not that small!

Atti said...

Hey, what about me? I love soccer!

Big Bad Soccer Ball said...

Whut you gonna do B.J., roll me with your nose?

B.J. said...

No Atti. You like to to go to the foo-foo-fancy Beverly Hills Dog Park and have Daddy throw a gilded ball with one of those special contraptions. What a wimp.

Atticus said...

*cries*

B.J. said...

*feels bad* Okay okay I'm sorry. Here... mount me and we'll call it even, okay?

Anonymous said...

Daniel Craig will star in psychological thriller Dream House, about a New York publishing exec who relocates his family to a small New England town, only to learn that their new home was the scene of a vicious murder. Jim Sheridan (My Left Foot, In The Name Of the Father) will direct. [Variety]

Hooray! Love those gothic New England stories. :)

Anonymous said...

"what celebrity do you think Minni Drivers's child looks like???"

Anderson Cooper?!?!

Oh, I hope I hope I hope! :-)

aha said...

No wonder they made Jake leave Philly and go home to LA for a couple weeks.

Anonymous said...

No wonder they made Jake leave Philly and go home to LA for a couple weeks.

LOL. The boy is cute.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Is that Paul Rudd's fuck off boy?

Jake said...

Fuck!

Jerry Bruckheimer said...

Hmm I wonder how I can manage to visit that Philly film set ?

Anonymous said...

ranchocabeza: this evening, saw jake gyllenhaal with reese's children at the sausage place next to work, wurstkuche.

I wonder if he likes playing stepdaddy?

Anonymous said...

What stepdaddy? Jake was Ryan's manny! LOL

Ryan said...

You mean babysitter.

Anonymous said...

No, I mean fake sighting.

Jake said...

$5 an hour. Make more money doing this than bearding and no stress!

Jerry Bruckheimer said...

Plus after the kids are asleep I go over and we... we watch TV and stuff.

Anonymous said...

^^^LMAO.

Jake said...

After the kids are asleep I usually have a film company big wig, producer, writer or a director come over and we discuss business and work out plans for my next movie projects.

Anonymous said...

After the kids are asleep I usually have a film company big wig, producer, writer or a director come over and we discuss business and work out plans for my next movie projects.

Jake, you are so diligent.

Abbie said...

Ryan I know it's difficult to find a good babysitter but do we HAVE to use Jake? Every time after he leaves everything in the house is just so... greasy and sticky.

Ryan said...

We don't pay him much, so he's good enough.

Some tweets are too funny said...

MisterHands: You really could use Reese Witherspoon's chin to drill for oil. Still hot, of course. (Her, not the oil)

CoyoteTrax: @MisterHands Dude, Reese Witherspoon is not hot. Get those eyes re-checked.

MisterHands: @CoyoteTrax Maybe "hot" was the wrong word. "Cute".

CoyoteTrax: @MisterHands That's even wronger! I'd use something more like "visibly irritating".

Anonymous said...

LOL

Anonymous said...

Reese's Avon perfume/body odor coverup will be coming out soon. What's it called again, Fabreeze? Fabreerdze? Fauxbeardze?

Anonymous said...

1 thing we know about Jake. He doesn't have a sense of smell.

Atticus said...

Okay okay I'm sorry. Here... mount me and we'll call it even, okay?

OK. *Hooray, Daddy's tricks always work!*

PoP said...

"Where's the beef? Right here."

PoP - Total Film (UK), October 2009 scans

Jake said...

I look so manly and butch!

Anonymous said...

Have you guys covered this yet? Does anybody know who is getting in the car with Jake Aug 3 "Visiting Reese in Philadelphia" ?

Sorry I know this is old news, but couldn't figure it out...

http://www.iheartjakemedia.com/displayimage.php?album=1405&pos=2

Jake said...

Damn I broke a nail while typing that out. Fucking Mac keyboards.

Anonymous said...

Without looking at the pic I think its Paul Rudd.

html said...

Easier with direct link to pic :-)

Sorry I know this is old news, but couldn't figure it out...

Anonymous said...

LOL I mean the taller guy, not Deacon!

Anonymous said...

"Does anybody know who is getting in the car with Jake Aug 3 "Visiting Reese in Philadelphia" ?"

He was getting out of the car with Deacon. Is there someone else you see?

Anonymous said...

The taller guy?! That's Jake. LOL

Anonymous said...

3:39 PM

That's just some guy (in the black shirt) working on the set.

Anonymous said...

I refuse to go to IHJ.

Anonymous said...

The pic you linked is 3 of 3. Go back and look at the 1st 2 pics. LOL you'll see it's Jake in a gray tee. A guy in a white tee is walking by in the back and a guy in a black tee is sitting down.

Paul Rudd? said...

OMG! I love The Object of My Affection

The possibly foolish person who was asking the question said...

Oh, is it Jake HimSelf, before he walked to the other side of the car?

In the other 2 pix he's wearing a gray T, looks darker but maybe it's just the different light.

thx ...! :-)

someone whos always asking stupid questions said...

Believe me, its ok!

Atticus said...

I love The Object of My Affection

Me too! *licks his dick*

LOLOL said...

Three years and how in hell could I have missed this??! The allegories to bearding are endless....fifth wheels, balls, goosenecks, Hide-A-Goose, towing the line, baggage.... Shit!

Affection said...

8===D

Atticus said...

Fixed, hardly get to hump, never get topped but I know how to make myself happy.

Atticus said...

See that's why I don't *get* humans. They breed like crazy, fuck and get fucked and suck and get sucked all the time but they're never happy. ??

Jake said...

Humans would be much more happy if they could suck their own dick!

Atti_Gyllenhaal said...

@ZacharyQuinto tell noah i want hump him ok

@ZacharyQuinto tell noah i say he haz a fine lookin ass

NSFW Afternoon Short: “Mano-A-Mano” said...

Saw this short film at Outfest last month and thought it was pretty funny. Two straight guys competing for the only available position find they are surprisingly good at gay phone sex. Hope you enjoy. And remember, NSFW!

link

speedo-boy said...

Remember that gossip about Jake and Justin Clynes ?

Which model who, according to a source, claims to have had a relationship with a certain Jake G, did I find was the subject of a feature on your blog when I Googled him?

Here are some old news about Barbara Bush and Justin Clynes:

After President Bush got his lapful from a hot chick in a bikini, Barbara Bush enjoyed a view of her own, courtesy of speedo-packin' Justin Clynes -- another actor from a local production of "A Chorus Line."

Jake said...

Not fair! Why can't I have speedo boys for my birthday?

Dogaydar said...

Atti can pass for straight. BJ looks really gay.

Anonymous said...

Don't tell me Jake never got Austin to play Speedo boy...

Anonymous said...

Re: Justin Clynes story. I recall a blind item from around that time that went something like "the paps are gunning (Jarhead clue?) for the actor and male model joined at the hip in NY lately".

As to the poster further back who thought Austin Nichols was boringly terminally straight, well, it's an interesting theory but that's not really the impression I got personally got at the height of Jaustin with some certain behind the scenes stuff.

And yes, even 'third'-rate TV actors' or whatever have a public image to maintain. Anyone with a fucking agent in this town has an image to maintain. Just because you think he's z list doesn't mean he or his manager thinks he is! Wherever the lure of money/fame is, people have a public image go try and go along with, for the sake of career.

Please people, this should be obvious by now except to newborn babies.

Anonymous said...

Promo work for "Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus" has begun. Co star Lily Cole talks about Heath (mentions that Michelle was just a rebound for Heath (was this necessary?)):

for interested posters

Anonymous said...

Lily Cole is clueless.

Anonymous said...

Lily Cole is clueless.

I don't think so. She is friends with Gemma Ward, Heath's girlfried when he died.

Michelle was just a fling who desperately got herself pregnant to keep a guy she barely knew.
I hope she learned from her mistakes.

Anonymous said...

Yet, Michelle still wins in having Heath's only child.

Anonymous said...

Yet, Michelle still wins in having Heath's only child.

I wouldn't call it a win. The kid is fatherless now. And when she reads about her mom only being her biological dad's rebound and she a means to trap him. I doubt she'll have a high opinion about her parents, esp. her mother.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Gemma and Lily failed to notice that Gemma was just a rebound.

Anonymous said...

I remember some of Jake's annoyed glances in Michelle's direction during BBM promo. He probably knew she was just a rebound who trapped Heath. I doubt he has a high opinion of her. Hence there probably is not much contact with her or Matilda.

Anonymous said...

8:07 AM

Huh? Why would Matilda believe some random people and wouldn't believe her mother and father?

Anonymous said...

Huh? Why would Matilda believe some random people and wouldn't believe her mother and father?

Believe her father? He can't tell her his POV anymore. As for Michelle, who know's what she'll tell her.

Anonymous said...

There are interviews, photos and videos - Heath talked about Michelle and Matilda.

Anonymous said...

There are interviews, photos and videos - Heath talked about Michelle and Matilda.

IDK about private photos, but in candids ever since he hooked up with Michelle, he looked more miserable than happy. As for interviews, he probably said what he thought people expected from him. Though I don't doubt he loved Matilda. I mean how could he not, she was his own flesh and blood.

Anonymous said...

Jake/Natalie interview excerpt:

GYLLENHAAL: No. But I’ve been finding that it’s a tendency for most magazines to ask celebrities about their cures for jet lag. I’m fascinated by it. I heard there’s this new drug coming out that’s like melatonin. It’s natural, but it’s been modified more specifically for sleeping.

PORTMAN: I get freaked out by pills. Everyone I know is always like, “I’m just going to take a Valium or an Ambien on the plane.” But I can’t do any of that stuff—it scares me.

GYLLENHAAL: My favorite situation that I was ever in was when I was on a plane with a group of people and all of them took Ambien except for me, and two of them had adverse reactions. They were awake and aggressive . . . Apparently aggression is one of the side effects of Ambien.

PORTMAN: And they were completely unaware, right—like they didn’t remember it after?

GYLLENHAAL: No, I think they remember it. Everyone else was dead asleep, and these two people were like, bashing their heads against the side of the plane, trying to jump out. So I was like, If taking this pill means that there’s even a 30 percent chance of me getting aggressive like that, then I would just rather stay at peace.

PORTMAN: You’re a very peaceful man, Jake.


Interview

Anonymous said...

^^^ Did anyone read the rest of the interview / see Interview scans?

Anonymous said...

^^I don't think it's out yet. It says it's out in September.

Anonymous said...

As for interviews, he probably said what he thought people expected from him.

So Heath lied about his love for Michelle and told the truth about other girlfriends?

Anonymous said...

So Heath lied about his love for Michelle and told the truth about other girlfriends?

He never had to talk as much about other girlfriends, BBM promo was HUGE and they asked him all the time about Michelle. What should he have said? "She was just a rebound and I didn't plan the baby". Please!

Anonymous said...

I see. Heath was in love with everyone he dated, just not with Michelle.

Anonymous said...

9:03 - The thing with Heather Graham was more about sex than love. But from what I've seen and heard, he seemed in love with Naomi Watts. He hooked up with Michelle shortly after the break up with Naomi. Michelle moved in his trailer within days of knowing him. She was a very convenient hook up. I'm sure he liked her and felt protective of her, but I doubt he ever wanted it to be a long term thing. Then she got pregnant...

Anonymous said...

I've always thought that if Jake was straight (which he is not), he and Michelle would be a much better match.
Michelle and Spike Jonze seem to fit. I hope it'll last.

Anonymous said...

Generous Reese

How perfect is she? LOL.

Anonymous said...

Whole Foods in Los Angeles? Yeah, right. LOL

Anonymous said...

Anne Hathaway's grandma dies:

final goodbye

Anonymous said...

Poor grandma.

Anonymous said...

^^At least she had a long and hopefully happy life.

Anonymous said...

Re. Brothers: I wonder who of the three main cast members will do most of the promo work? Promotion will start after Jake finished shooting LAOD with Anne, so he'll probably have plenty of time.

Anonymous said...

Wrong.

LAOD filming: September 21 - early December. Brothers release date is December 4.

Anonymous said...

^^Ok, then probably Natalie and/or Tobey will do the chunk of promo work.

Anonymous said...

Natalie - filming Your Highness at the moment, will she film Black Swan this year?

Tobey - filming The Details at the moment, he will be probably free in November and December.

Anonymous said...

Natalie - filming Your Highness at the moment, will she film Black Swan this year?

Tobey - filming The Details at the moment, he will be probably free in November and December.


Thanks for the info.

I've no idea about Black Swan.

Anonymous said...

Tobey is the lead in Brothers, I expect him to do a lot of promo work.

Anonymous said...

I've no idea about Black Swan.

After the success of The Wrestler, it’s been easier for Darren Aronofsky to get Black Swan greenlit. Carson Reeves read the script and posted a review:

Can I just tell you why none of my review matters? Can I just tell you why my review is absolutely pointless? Because in this movie, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis have sex.

Yeah. You read that right. And not just nice sweet innocent sex either. We’re talking ecstasy-induced hungry aggressive angry sex.

Anonymous said...

^^LOL. Oh it's THAT film. ;)

Anonymous said...

^^^ Check out FilmDrunk "Black Swan" comments:

Jacktion!: If you need me, I’ll be in the bathroom for a few minutes.

Burnsy: If you need me, I’ll be in Jack’s bathroom for a few minutes.

FilmDrunk

Anonymous said...

^^LOL.

"Black Swan" is s straight man's wet dream. ;)

Natalie and Mila will sure get a lot of attention when the movie comes out.

lol pic said...

Looks like someone was really excited to meet Hillary Clinton

Anonymous said...

I read that long link that 7:25 posted and Lily Cole didn't say Michelle was a rebound the writer did. The most interesting thing in that article is that that Lily is dating Enrique Murciano. I love him.

Anonymous said...

Looks like someone was really excited to meet Hillary Clinton

Ha! Looks like she's pulling a "Jennifer Aniston".
I don't think she's wearing a bra. Naughty! ;)

Jake said...

"Black Swan" is a straight man's wet dream. ;)

Naughty straight man is gay man's wet dream!

Jacktion!: If you need me, I’ll be in the bathroom for a few minutes.
Burnsy: If you need me, I’ll be in Jack’s bathroom for a few minutes.

Anonymous said...

I read that long link that 7:25 posted and Lily Cole didn't say Michelle was a rebound the writer did.

But who did the writer got the information from?

Excerpt: He was in turmoil that he might lose his daughter, Matilda, then two, from his broken-down relationship with Michelle Williams, who he met on the rebound from Naomi Watts on the set of Brokeback Mountain.

I wouldn't be surprised if Lily told the interviewer her (Heath's) version of the story.

Anonymous said...

"Naughty straight man is gay man's wet dream!"

"Jacktion!: If you need me, I’ll be in the bathroom for a few minutes.
Burnsy: If you need me, I’ll be in Jack’s bathroom for a few minutes."

This movie's gonna please everyone. ;)

Anonymous said...

I think that is the kind of thing that is boilerplate. So and so who met so and so blah blah. Put as many stars names into the article as possible for google purposes. I doubt Lily Cole knew Heath's version and if she did and was that forthcoming they would have put it in quotes.

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