Saturday 22 August 2009

Q&A: Alan Cumming

Q: When were you happiest?
A: A couple of summers ago, walking through a forest illuminated by fireflies, with my man and our dogs.

Q: What is your greatest fear?
A: Dying on the same day as someone much more famous than me.

Q: What is your earliest memory?
A: My mum and brother lifting me up to look out of a window to prove to me it was still dark and too early to get up to open my birthday presents.

Q: Which living person do you most admire, and why?
A: Mary Darling, my mum, for leaving my father and finding happiness.

Q: What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
A: Being an open book.

Q: What is the trait you most deplore in others?
A: Being closed off to the world.

Q: What is your most treasured possession?
A: Wild Thyme Way, my country retreat in the Catskill Mountains.

Q: What would your super power be?
A: To zap angry, bigoted people.

Q: What makes you unhappy?
A: Our obsession with the worthless and unimportant, like Sarah Palin.

Q: If you could bring something extinct back to life, what would it be?
A: Socialism.

Q: Who would play you in the film of your life?
A: Cate Blanchett. She'd pull it off.

Q: What is your favourite smell?
A: Rosemary. I rub it in my armpits.

Q: What is your favourite book?
A: The Trick Is To Keep Breathing, by Janice Galloway.

Q: What is your guiltiest pleasure?
A: Being in the first-class cabin and not refusing anything that is offered.

Q: What do you owe your parents?
A: My mum always told me I was precious, while my dad always told me I was worthless. I think that's a good grounding for a balanced life.

Q: What, or who, is the greatest love of your life?
A: Grant Shaffer, my husband.

Q: What does love feel like?
A: Being hit on the head with a brick, and like a bowl of hearty soup.

Q: When did you last cry, and why?
A: An hour ago, on a plane, watching a show about teenage mums.

Q: What single thing would improve the quality of your life?
A: The Obama administration keeping their promises and granting equal rights to the LGBT community.

Q: What do you consider your greatest achievement?
A: When someone tells me that I have inspired them.

Q: How would you like to be remembered?
A: By people who love me raising a glass and laughing and remembering fun times we had.

Q: What is the most important lesson life has taught you?
A: This above all: to mine own self be true. And it must follow, as the night the day, I canst not then be false to any man.

Q: Tell us a joke
Q: How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Why do you think the lightbulb is so keen to change?

Source: Guardian, UK, Q&A: Alan Cumming

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Anonymous said...

Kiki looks like death warmed over and smells like a dead fish accorrding to people that have met her. Jake must have like smelling dead fish.

Ted said that Jake does coke, a habit that he picked up from the Drunkst. A lot of those staged photo ops he did with Kiki were drugged fueled.

6:49 said...

her = care

Anonymous said...

Jake used to be cute, he seemed to be unique. Now that he is following the path of any other male starlet i find him very average looking

Jake is a very good looking man. The problem is, Reese draggs him down. I don't dig the wimp vibe I get from him much more since Reeke.

Anonymous said...

Jake was always a wimp, he was just pretending before

Anonymous said...

Jake was always a wimp, he was just pretending before

Then I want him to still pretend!!!

Jake said...

Jake was always a wimp

Pffft!

Anonymous said...

"Give me a break. These are celebrities"

IA leading men and women in movies have to look good. But you're saying "all celebs" LOL. Spike Jones is a director, so you're saying all directors, writers, anyone in the public eye have to be beautiful. What a laugh.

Anonymous said...

"A lot of those staged photo ops he did with Kiki were drugged fueled."

So what, they were having fun. IMO they enjoyed each other and were a couple. OTOH the Reeke photo ops he does is fueled by bullshit and greed.

I'll take Kiki over ratface Reese infection any day.

Anonymous said...

I'll take junkie fish smelly Drunkst, she isn't a threat to my fantasy!

Anonymous said...

ONTD has a post listing Disney's schedule for their D23 Expo. Guess what's missing? There is no mention of POP anywhere. Very interesting.

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/38564514.html#cutid1

Anonymous said...

Some kind of PoP presentation is part of FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 11, 2009 - 11:00 a.m. Disney Movie Magic

LMAO BI said...

This Actor Wants the Fan Experience

This under-40 primarily film actor is unmarried, so he certainly can date whoever he wants. However, the kind of girl he prefers dates for a living. He likes the fact that he can have them do whatever he wants with no strings attached and no fear of tabloid tattletales. However, one little detail has slipped out. While some men want the “girlfriend experience”, our guy wants the “fan experience”. His idea of warming up includes having the girl/s (sometimes more than one) clap and scream out his name like an admiring fan, and then chase him around the house begging for his autograph. We thought he was getting plenty of that in real life. Obviously his ego is a bottomless pit.

link

Anonymous said...

Posted at OMG from LOL It Figures!

Talk about jinx. POP at D23 is on Friday. That's right. Friday September 11th. 9/11

Anonymous said...

Jeeze. POP getting delayed by over a year, no trailers out yet, no-show at Comic Con, voice-over people are getting called, now POP will be sneak-peeked on 9/11.

I bet the D23 POP sneak-peek will be a bunch of horses running and peasant crowds cheering with loud dramatic movie music in the background and maybe MAYBE a dubbed-in voice of Jake doing a battle cry.

Shit, doing it on Sept 11th, LOL. Jinx Gyllenhaal.

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News said...

Ted Kennedy Dies from Brain Cancer

Anonymous said...

After passing up Comic Con, the best they can come up with is lumping POP in with a bunch of other Disney films during a half hour discussion? They must not have much confidence in the film at all.

Very sad about Teddy Kennedy. The end of a dynasty.

Anonymous said...

lumping POP in with a bunch of other Disney films during a half hour discussion

ITA.

IMO the sneak peek will be 20 seconds of thundering horses plundering thru the sandy landscape with the Prince leading the way, his mighty sword lifted up in the air, a tender scene with the Prince and the female gazing at each other in a sunset filled sky and a short testosterone-fueled warrior fight scene, all played with a dramatic music score. Will the Prince speak? If he does will it be Jake, sound-engineered Jake, or voiceover pseudo-Jake?!

Anonymous said...

If Jerry's talking about Jake in the POP discussion he needs to wear a bib or something to catch his drool.

Anonymous said...

For the 1st in 6 months at least I tried the DC forum and can't get into the site. Did it close?!

Anonymous said...

No, DCf is still there. Try again.

Anonymous said...

His idea of warming up includes having the girl/s (sometimes more than one) clap and scream out his name like an admiring fan, and then chase him around the house begging for his autograph.

LOL

Anonymous said...

POP at D23 is on Friday. That's right. Friday September 11th. 9/11

Friday 13th would be worse!

Ted said...

Bitch-Back! People Still Care About One Tree Hill? (Picture of Austin/Sophia/Robert)

Dear Awful Truth:
I noticed you are getting more explicit lately in your replies, so I am going for it. Could you tell us who is really dating who in the beautiful One Tree Hill threesome that is Austin Nichols/Sophia Bush/Robert Buckley? And of course I don't expect a straight answer (no pun intended!).
—Whitney

Dear Pun Intended:
Uh, none of them are "really" dating. But when the One Tree Hill premiere rolls around this fall, we bet you'll see Sophia conveniently snapped out with both of them.

Dear Awful Truth:
I've been reading all this talk about Sophia Bush dating Austin Nichols and some people wishing that she starts dating Robert Buckley. Am I the only one who wants Robert and Austin together? Wouldn't they be the hottest couple ever? Is there any probability that my dream comes true?
—Miranda

Dear Brokeback Hill:
I would way rather have them together than Sophia and Austin. Gross.

Dear Awful Truth:
Do Hugh Jackman and Jake Gyllenhaal have a lot in common? Just curious.
–Cbestill

Dear Jack Attack:
Sure they do. Wait...what are you getting at?

The Awful Truth

Anonymous said...

^Is Ted confirming that Austin is with Robert now?

Anonymous said...

^^^ The Awful Truth - pictures of Austin Nichols/Sophia Bush/Robert Buckley

Anonymous said...

Is Ted confirming that Austin is with Robert now?

I don't think so: Uh, none of them are "really" dating.

Anonymous said...

^"really" is remarked, as in we can't call it dating yet but there is something going on. Also there was references to a "secret romance" on the set of OTH in the other letters last week.

Anonymous said...

^Also ted has to cover his ass. He can't say out in the open they are dating. He is implying it with hints like "brokeback hill" and "pun intended". Lots of the letter from last week are hinting at this and he is getting more explicit.

Anonymous said...

I would way rather have them together than Sophia and Austin. Gross.

Sophia and Austin together are gross?! Bearding is gross?

Anonymous said...

Dec 6th:

Jake pouts
It's been a season of ups and downs for my Jakey. And truth be told - I'm actually kinda wavering on his Freebie 5 entitlement. Not only because Joaquin consumes every inch of my loins, but because whiney bitches are just so unattractive. My sources are reporting that Jake is positively crusty over the fact that Heath Ledger seems to be getting most of the Brokeback Mountain buzz and is one of the 5 leading actors considered to be a lock for a Best Actor nomination. Just 6 weeks ago, however, Jake's Jarhead showed a lot of Oscar promise…until it met with tepid reviews and an even more disinterested box office. Industry insiders are telling me that the market was just too saturated with Gyllenhaal this fall, a classic case of peaking too fast too soon. As a result, Jakey baby is gwumpy wumpy. I hear he's pissed at his management team, pissed at the studios, pissed at Kirsten Dunst for dragging him down, and pissed at Ted Casablanca for making everyone think he's Toothy Tile. Needless to say, he's acting like a 5 year old. And seriously - what the hell is sexy about that?


Lamey

Anonymous said...

^^Dec 6th 2005.

Anonymous said...

This was posted here before. I remember when she first posted this, the fangirls went into a tizzy. The Kiki dragging him down stuff would confirm the rumors that he finally had to dump her because her drug rumors were starting to stick to him and he didn't need that, 2005 was suppose to be his year.

The jealousy over the Heath praise was rumored about and may have explained whu he all of a sudden canceled his NY appearences in Dec. of '05 for BBM. The Daily show was one of the shows he was supposed to be on. There never was an explanation, some assumed that Finch wouldn't give him time off from Zodiac but that was BS, he gave him time off for Jarhead in Nov.

In Janusry he made an appearence on Leno and then on Oprah with the cast, and Oprah did bring up how HEath and Jake dealt with the praise for Heath and was that a problem. Heath and Jake said that they talk about it, call each other and everything is fine, kind of confirming that there was a problem

Jake is a whiney egotistical brat who should have tried to get Kiki into rehab instead of dragging her around for photo- ops and then dumping her when she became toxic.

Anonymous said...

Lainey gossip from Dec 6th 2005 - only tidbits about Jarhead and Toothy Tile make sense.

Kirsten Dunst dragging Jake down is bullshit, pissed at his management team is bullshit, Jake jealous about Heath's performance is bullshit.

Brokeback Mountain turned an indie actor Jake Gyllenhaal into an international star - I'm sure Jake was very, very happy about it and grateful to Heath and Ang.

Anonymous said...

9:17 AM, Reese is his revenge for all his past sins. ;)

Anonymous said...

The jealousy over the Heath praise was rumored about and may have explained whu he all of a sudden canceled his NY appearences in Dec. of '05 for BBM.

Jake didn't promote himself because he was jealous over the Heath praise? That's doesn't make sense at all.

Anonymous said...

Jake didn't promote himself because he was jealous over the Heath praise? That's doesn't make sense at all.

There were rumors that he worried about over-exposure. He didn't want people to get sick of him. He did so much promo work previously for Jarhead. And yes there were jealousy rumors, but everyone in Jake's situation would be a tad jealous. It's human nature. I'm sure he still liked and admired Heath.

Ted said...

Dear Awful Truth:
I'm starting to get a bit curious about the One Tree Hill drama. I read that Sophia Bush was engaged to James Lafferty, is that true? What went wrong? Is Bethany Joy Galeotti as bored as she looks? Keep the Robsten stuff coming!
—Brulian Fan

Dear One Tree Boring:
What is it with this show? I must be missing something because all these people bore me to death (publicly, that is). Sophia definitely isn't getting engaged anytime soon. After that whole Chad Michael Murray debacle, she'd be wise to hold out a bit and date someone she doesn't work with. Or if she was really smart, someone who isn't an actor at all. I'm transferring you over to Watch With Kristin now for any other OTH scoop.

Anonymous said...

^^Someone's obviously bored. LOL.

Anonymous said...

Kirsten Dunst dragging Jake down is bullshit, pissed at his management team is bullshit

I read he was pissed at his management team because of the overexposure.
I wouldn't be surprised if it was true about Kiki dragging him down because of her party girl lifestyle.

Ted and Sophia said...

"I actually met Ted (the guy who runs the column, "The Awful Truth," a few weeks ago. One of my cousins works for E! and so I got a chance to meet him and a couple of other people one day thanks to her.

Point is, I actually asked him straight up what he thinks of Sophia just because I've seen him make comments in his awful truth section that haven't always been "nice." His respnse was "I love her and I'm always shooting off my mouth when I shouldn't." And I kind of just nodded my head and left it that. I know he doesn't hate her but his comments sometimes do make it sound like he does. In fact, his comments usually make it seem like he hates a lot of celebrities."

OTH forums

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't be surprised if it was true about Kiki dragging him down because of her party girl lifestyle.

What was there to drag down - how many people knew about Jake Gyllenhaal before BBMt?

Even Ted thought that he should explain who's that Jake Gyllenhaal: June 9, 2005 - Oh, before we head on over to Grauman's for some movie-stah silliness, wanted to tell you all I ran into Jake Gyllenhaal (Donnie Darko, The Day After Tomorrow)...

Anonymous said...

10:08: Od that the "fan" that posted that registered on 4/4/09. With a name like xxxLuvSophiaBushxxx you would think they would have registered from day one. Not buying the I met Ted through my cousin bit. They are located on the East caost, hmmm.

Seeyouthere is suspect as well but she has been registered a year there, maybe when Austin first started on OTH.

Newbies on that forum=TB's!! Ted's interns are answering the mail this week, nuff said.

10:18: 2005 was Jake's breakout year, overexposure or not. He didn't need Drunkst and her fading career to be attached to.

Anonymous said...

What was there to drag down - how many people knew about Jake Gyllenhaal before BBMt?

When you're about to get on top and it totally looked like it in (end of)2005/(beginning of)06, he didn't need bad publicity.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Dating Kirsten Dunst was good publicity.

anger management and spelling said...

Gerard Butler in a nasty pug-of-war with an elderly Queens couple
...
According to the NYPD, there was a complaint against a "Gerrod Butler" but no citations were given.

NY Post

Anonymous said...

There were rumors that he worried about over-exposure. He didn't want people to get sick of him.

So what does the idiot do a couple years later? Reeeeke!

Anonymous said...

Dating Kirsten Dunst was good publicity.

Up until she got wasted. Why do you think he attached himself to "perfect" Reese? B.O. queen and fresh Oscar winner at the time. Also to try to get rid of the gay rumors. I've no idea how his image is outside internet world, but judging by his online fans Reeke backfired. Of course there are the Babblers who'll support Jake no matter what.

Anonymous said...

I remember how drunk and embarrassing Dunst was at the MTV movie awards when she won best kiss with Tobey. Adrian Bordy gave her the award and made an attempt to kiss her and she acted all grossed out, like "piss off you uggo". Supposedly she was a drunk mess at the show and Jake had to apologize for her behaviour. But I'm sure old Jake fans here know that.

Anonymous said...

Why do you think he attached himself to "perfect" Reese?

Because Reese wanted "devoted", high profile "boyfriend" and manager Evelyn O'Neill managed the rest.

Anonymous said...

fucked up the rest you mean. LOL!

Anonymous said...

Because Reese wanted "devoted", high profile "boyfriend" and manager Evelyn O'Neill managed the rest.

She had her "good" reasons and Jake had his "good" reaasons. Et voila...Reeke.

Anonymous said...

^^
I still think both could have got someone more believable.

Anonymous said...

Which closeted gays would be as good as or better than Jake?

Anonymous said...

Page Six

MARTINA'S RUSSIAN LOVE MATCH

UNLUCKY-in-love Martina Navratilova has finally found a girlfriend with a past as dramatic and eventful as her own.

The tennis ace, 52 -- who was sued for galimony by two former lovers -- is in St. Tropez now with Julia Lemigova, the daughter of a Red Army colonel, a former Miss USSR and former mistress of murdered Lazard Freres heir Edouard Stern. Stern was found shot to death in his Geneva apartment four years ago dressed in a latex catsuit. His girlfriend at the time, Cecile Brossard, confessed to shooting him during a sadomasochistic bondage session. She was convicted in June.

Martina and Julia were photographed for the first time together last weekend, shopping in the French port in shorts and sandals before taking a boat ride. Yesterday, the couple were petting a Jack Russell terrier puppy named Daisy on the sidewalk next to Club 55. They also hit the chic nightclub Les Caves du Roy. Britain's Daily Mail reports the lovebirds were wearing rings on their left hands, lending credence to reports the two are engaged to be married.

Navratilova is still being sued in Florida by her girlfriend of eight years, Toni Layton, who claims "emotional, mental and physical trauma." She was also sued in 1991 by her lover of seven years, former Miss Texas Judy Nelson.

Anonymous said...

Page Six

SIGHTINGS

ANDERSON Cooper in a baseball cap and jeans riding his bike on West Ninth Street with "a very muscular man in a tank top."

Jake said...

^^^ Awww!

Gyllenhaal, Stiller among celebrities to appear on Jewish kids series said...

JERUSALEM - Jake Gyllenhaal, Ben Stiller and Christina Applegate are just a few of the stars slated to appear in a new Sesame Street-style production geared at teaching Jewish-American children about Jewish culture. "Shalom Sesame," a 12-part series for preschoolers featuring the globe-trotting Muppet Grover, will explore Jewish identity and traditions and will film on location at several Israeli sites, including the Western Wall.

Big-name guest stars, including actors Debra Messing, Greg Kinnear and Cedric the Entertainer, will join puppets and children in segments filmed in Israel and the U.S., according to the series' producers. Anneliese van der Pol, a Broadway actress and star of Disney Channel's "That's So Raven," had never been to Israel before arriving Wednesday to film her scenes with the Muppets.

"I think it's really important to educate children in a fun way and a not too confusing way," said the 24-year-old musical star, who is Jewish and is named after teenage Holocaust victim Anne Frank.

"Shalom Sesame" was first produced in 1986, selling more than 1 million copies on video and DVD. The new incarnation will tackle more issues of diversity for Jewish children and be accompanied by an interactive Web site and other outreach materials. "For so much of the Jewish community outside Israel, they may never come here, this is a great way to have a virtual experience" of the place, said the project's executive director Danny Labin.

The series is expected to debut around the Hanukkah holiday in December 2010.

Star Tribune

Anonymous said...

Jake Gyllenhaal, Ben Stiller and Christina Applegate are just a few of the stars slated to appear in a new Sesame Street-style production geared at teaching Jewish-American children about Jewish culture.

Awww! :)

Anonymous said...

Was just about to post that, 12:09. I thought that was pretty precious too =)

Jake said...

I hope they won't ask me to wear an armadillo suit!

lol said...

Posted on OMG

Austin: ...And then I'm going to pinch your nipple like this

Anonymous said...

Shalom Sesame - Sesame Street-style production geared at teaching Jewish-American children about Jewish culture

Naomi must be pleased :)

Anonymous said...

skip 666

Anonymous said...

^^^
Demagogic :(

Anonymous said...

What's demagogic?

Wikipedia said...

American Jews, or Jewish Americans, are Jews who are American citizens or resident aliens. The United States is home to the second largest Jewish community in the world (after Israel) depending on religious definitions and varying population data. The American Jewish population was estimated to be approximately 5,128,000 (1.7%) of the total population in 2007 (301,621,000).

GG gay kiss said...

Ed Westwick heads to the set of Gossip Girl with co-star Neal Bledsoe in New York City on Wednesday morning (August 26). Yesterday, it was announced that Ed and Neal would be sharing a same-sex smooch in an upcoming episode of Gossip Girl.

Neal, 28, will star in the sixth episode as Josh Ellis, NYU’s head of freshman affairs. Looks like he’s already sporting salt-and-pepper hair!

JJ

Anonymous said...

Title: Ed Westwick Prepares Gay Kiss with Neal Bledsoe

Comment: What’s to prepare? Brush your teeth, Ed, and think of Chace. Done.

Anonymous said...

The anti-Semetic pigs are showing there fat asses again. Still pised that Bubble boy is Jewish? Fucking swines.

Anonymous said...

Who's anti-Semitic here?

Anonymous said...

Newbies on that [One Tree Hill] forum=TB's!! Ted's interns are answering the mail this week, nuff said.

Which newbies are TBs? I see only fangirl Austin and Sophia posts. What Ted's interns have to do with the answers? I bet Ted checks them out before publishing.

Anonymous said...

2:33:

The pig t 1:50PM. It's not the first time, the nasty comment about Naomi. Surprised that he didn't call her a Jewess, that was a popular name on the DC forum when it was learned that Jake was Jewish. I lot of Brokies became fans of Jake because of BBM and didn't know a lot about him, whne some found out they showed their flabby asses. The same ones that hate Obama because he is African-American. The usual Log cabin freeper pigs.

Anonymous said...

2:35PM: A few of the posters all of a sudden registered when Austin became a regular and only post on Sophia and Austin posts and are determined to bring the gay rumors over there via Ted. Just pointing it out because it's so obvious.

Ted is on vacation/travelling this week, the interns are posting and respond ing to the letters.

Anonymous said...

OTH forum thread "Sophia&Austin&Robert - eonline" (with today's AT answers) was created by a member registered on August 14, 2008, a forum member with 206 posts.

That doesn't sound like a TB to me.

Anonymous said...

Ted is on vacation/travelling this week, the interns are posting and respond ing to the letters.

I got that, but don't understand how is that significant.

Anonymous said...

2:47 PM

"Naomi must be pleased" is anti-Semitic, nasty comment about Naomi?!

You don't agree that Naomi must be pleased with Jake helping teach Jewish-American children about Jewish culture?!

Anonymous said...

Seeyouthere seems to always post about Ted and the rumors, Austin started on OTH last year.

Soovermyself and XXXluvsophiabushXXX both have 206 posts each and registered both in April 2009, 4/4 and 4/16.

If luvsophiabush is such a fan, then she sure took a long time to register on that forum. It's just too obvious, I bet they are the ones that are sending Ted all of the OTH letters too.

I'm not buying luvsophiabush BS about meeting Ted either, that would have came out before.

Very sloppy.

Anonymous said...

3:04: Why did the pig at 1"50 even bother to mention it? Did they mention anything when it was announced that Jake was goinmg to do an American segment of Sesame Street? Did they say, Naomi will be proud.

Get over it Nazi freeper scum

Anonymous said...

Naomi comment is perfectly innocent, it is safe to presume she's proud of her heritage and Jake who will do something to promote it.

Anonymous said...

3:19 PM

There is no need to register and post on the OTH forum in order to "bring the gay rumors over there". They all use Google and read Just Jared comments.

Anonymous said...

Bull. It wasn't innocent, stop defending the freepers here. For awhile "Jackie" didn't delete the racist and anti-semitic crap here, someone must have said that it didn't look good so she deleted and e-mailed the DC scum that posted it and told them to stop.

Sometimes they slip up. The misyoginistic filth is allowed here still, pathetic on a so-called gay friendly blog but then again since the most of the posters herea are from the DC forum, it should be no surprise.

Anonymous said...

3:30PM Looking at the posts going back I don't see any posters there bringing rumors on there even when there were rumors about Robert that were on JJ and elsewhere never turned up there. They heard of them but chose not to bring them there. Everything is calm on that bosrd now, but once things get out of hand I suspect the "newbies" will be kicked off and their accounts deleted if they are too heavy handed and obvious, i've seen things like that happen in other fandoms.

So the 3 posters I mentiond had better keep beng "annoyed" with Ted when they post the next "letter" or they will be busted, LOL!!!

Only now, doesn't take a rocket scientists.

Anonymous said...

Jake Gyllenhaal, Ben Stiller and Christina Applegate are just a few of the stars slated to appear in a new Sesame Street-style production geared at teaching Jewish-American children about Jewish culture.

Finally something meaningful Jake's going to do for a change.

Anonymous said...

Kirsten Dunst still fond of booze:

ontd

Anonymous said...

3:39 Jake is involed in environmental projects as well. He is also taping a segment for the 40 yer annivery of Sesame Street here. His mom was one of the founders of the Childrens television Network that created Sesame St. and the Electric Co.

Anonymous said...

3:39 Jake is involed in environmental projects as well. He is also taping a segment for the 40 yer annivery of Sesame Street here. His mom was one of the founders of the Childrens television Network that created Sesame St. and the Electric Co.

It's great he's involved in environmental projects, but using private jets with his "girlfriend" makes his efforts kinda phony like Brangelina's.

Anonymous said...

Sunken tits, snaggletooth Drunkst strikes again!

Anonymous said...

Kirsten Dunst still fond of booze

No mention of drugs.

Anonymous said...

Sunken tits, snaggletooth Drunkst strikes again!

The woman's pushing 30. I think it's time for her to grow up and change her ways.

Anonymous said...

The poster who's crying "Anti-Semitic" obviously has a chip on their shoulder. They can't even decipher between a compliment, an innocuous comment and an insult. To them anything mentioning Judaism is anti-Semitic. Poster needs to stop the kneejerk reactions and grow up.

Kirsten said...

The woman's pushing 30. I think it's time for her to grow up and change her ways.

Girls Just Want to Have Fun!

Austin said...

It's great he's involved in environmental projects

Don't forget about me - Jake turned me green!

Kermit said...

Oh my god I'm gonna be working with Jakey!! For a whole week! I'm so excited!

Austin said...

Fuck!

frock said...

"It was exhilaratingly humiliating. But I completely became giddy in a strange way the moment I put on the dress. Vanity quickly set in, and I thought to myself, 'I wish my belly was flatter.' Let's face it, I don't look great in a dress, but it's nice to hear I have nice legs." — Liev Schreiber on playing a transvestite in Taking Woodstock.

Parents Television Council said...

Oh my god I'm gonna be working with Jakey!! For a whole week! I'm so excited!

Cut it out, Kermit! You and Jake should keep it in the pants.

Atti_Gyllenhaal said...

@ZacharyQuinto whut does noah butt smell like does it smell gud ?

@ZacharyQuinto tell noah i say hi

Anonymous said...

^^^ Atti, did Jake ask you to tweet Zachary?

Anonymous said...

Wasted Dunst:

Perez

Anonymous said...

^^^ She can walk, she's standing straight - she's fine :)

Leonardo DiCaprio Told To Drop 30 Pounds said...

Leonardo DiCaprio is on a strict crash diet for his role in the new action flick, Inception, written by Batman director Christopher Nolan. A set on source tells Radar that "Leo needs to shed at least 30lbs. He's gained weight recently and looks almost a bit flabby, which isn't good, especially as the camera adds pounds."

Leo plans on losing the weight with a strict diet and tons of exercise. The source reveals, "There's an action scene coming up at the end of the year in which he needs to appear emaciated, so the pressure is on."

Check out the official teaser for the movie, which hits theatres next summer:

Inception

Anonymous said...

Leave Kiki alone!!! >:(

I like a wasted Dunst
better than those righteous,fussy,polished fake refined bitches like Natalie /Reese / Michelle / Scarlett or that phony bith Gwynneth Paltrow (w/e her name is)

Anonymous said...

Reese likes to drink too. Weren't there photos of her and Jake recently where she appeared to be drunk? Jake seems to drow women fond of alcohol. LOL.

Anonymous said...

drunk Reese

Look at Jake's face. He seems totally embarrassed. I almost feel sorry for him. Almost. ;)

Anonymous said...

better than those righteous,fussy,polished fake refined bitches like Natalie /Reese / Michelle / Scarlett or that phony bith Gwynneth Paltrow (w/e her name is)

If you saw Michelle Williams drunk, you can bet all your cash that she'd be attacked from all sides (after everything she supposedly did to Heath): Heath's family, friends, his fans and for media it would probably be a big deal too. They'd declare her as unfit mother and request her daughter to be taken away from her. Girlfriend has to be very, very careful. ;)

Gwyneth Paltrow is a pretentious idiot. She thinks she's so smart, but she's NOT.

Natalie Portman has such a perfect image that it would take a BIG faux fas for her fans to start qustioning her.

Anonymous said...

Natalie Portman has such a perfect image that it would take a BIG faux fas for her fans to start qustioning her.





I see... fucking Sean Penn while he was still married wasn't enough "edgy"

meh...

Anonymous said...

I see... fucking Sean Penn while he was still married wasn't enough "edgy"

Apparently not. ;)

Anonymous said...

Posted on OMG by No Pic:

· Sophia Bush and beau Austin Nichols checking out the clothes at Blue + Cream in East Hampton, NY.

Us Weekly

Anonymous said...

^^^ Atti, did Jake ask you to tweet Zachary?

I would love to see pics of Jake/Atticus and Zach/Noah on a double date at a dog park. The gossip would be epic!

Anonymous said...

What, Noah is gay too?

Atticus said...

*paws crossed*

Adam Lambert Doesn't Want Crappy Fan Gifts said...

Adam Lambert wants his fans to quit giving him shit he doesn't need and instead wants you to donate to charity. Especially charities supporting the arts.

Online education charity DonorsChoose.org announced today that Adam Lambert, "American Idol's" eighth season runner-up, will support high-need public school classrooms and inspire his fan groups to compete for the most donations. Lambert will ask tens of thousands of fans to donate directly to classroom project requests posted by teachers at DonorsChoose.org. When the challenge concludes, Lambert will deliver supplies to a randomly selected classroom and reward the fan group with the most donations with signed photos and exclusive online interviews. The new challenge campaign represents an unusual intersection of star power, Web technology and collective citizen action for social change.

ONTD

Jake said...

A doggie-style playdate!

Atticus said...

Is Noah big enough to be the top?

Noah said...

I was hoping Atticus would be the top.

Zach and Jake said...

You 2 kids need to learn how to take turns.

Noah and Atticus said...

No problem if you'll demonstrate!

Zach and Jake said...

We're sick and tired of you two always fighting over who's turn it is. Either you learn how to play fair and take turns or you're grounded. We work all day and when we come home all we want is a little peace and quiet. You got that? Now both of you, go find something quiet to do for an hour in the backyard and don't bother us while we're out in the garage inspecting the car tires, okay?

Zach and Jake said...

By the way if either of you hear Austin drive up, bark real loud, okay?

Anonymous said...

Anne Hathaway hosts repeat of Saturday night on Sept. 5.

SN

Noah and Atticus said...

By the way if either of you hear Austin drive up, bark real loud, okay?

Done!

Shalom Sesame said...

Broadway and TV actress Anneliese van der Pol appears with Muppets Grover and Avigail in a “Shalom Sesame” segment about a Passover meal.

"Shalom Sesame" photo

Anonymous said...

Older Atticus and young Noah. A manther and his dingo. LoL

Atticus said...

Who's old?! Take that back!

gay BI said...

This would certainly confirm some long term rumors. This bald, male, former A list action star and now a solid B in movies only was spotted at a house party this past weekend making out with a guy. The thing about it is he wasn't trying to be discreet at all. There have to be some pictures of this because there were just too many people at the party.

Ent Lawyer

fall movie preview said...

Here's a look at films headed for a cinema near you from Sept. 4 through Dec. 25.

* Nov. 25
Ninja Assassin — Rick Yune and Rain face off in this tale of dueling ninja murderers for hire, the Interpol agent (Naomi Harris) on their trail.

Nine — Rob Marshall's all-star adaptation of the musical based on Fellini's film 81/2 stars Daniel Day-Lewis as the filmmaker who tries to reconcile his artistic life with his many lady loves.

Old Dogs — Robin Williams and John Travolta play kid-averse bachelors charged with caring for 6-year-old twins. From the director of Wild Hogs, if that tells you anything.

* Dec. 4
Brothers — Tobey Maguire is a soldier gone missing and presumed dead in Afghanistan. Jake Gyllenhaal is the brother who looks after his ''widow'' (Natalie Portman) in this Jim Sheridan drama.

Limited
The Debt — Helen Mirren and Sam Worthington star in this John Madden adaptation of an Israeli film about Mossad agents on the trail of a German war criminal.

link

Anonymous said...

I was going through Kiki's old fashionspot thread and saw a nice pic of her and Naomi Watts (at the time she was dating Heath):

old pics

Anonymous said...

* Dec. 4
Brothers — Tobey Maguire is a soldier gone missing and presumed dead in Afghanistan. Jake Gyllenhaal is the brother who looks after his ''widow'' (Natalie Portman) in this Jim Sheridan drama.


Let's hope this'll be a decent remake. :)

Anonymous said...

Forum posts from May 2004 - I was going through Kiki's old fashionspot thread and saw a nice pic of her and Naomi Watts

That guy with Kiki looks familiar...

Forum posts from May 2004 said...

(\_/)
(o.o)
(> <) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world domination.

Anonymous said...

I was going through Kiki's old fashionspot thread and saw a nice pic of her and Naomi Watts (at the time she was dating Heath)

Small Hollywood! :)

Anonymous said...

Small Hollywood! :)

I think they knew each other through Heath. I think Heath and Kiki were friends since 2002.

Anonymous said...

I used to think Michelle was so right for Heath at the begining and that they were very stupids for breaking up but, lately, i started to think Naomi was a better partner for him, and that maybe he would have been happier with her and wouldn't swallowed all those pills :´(



(I don't know why i'm posting this here,nobody cares for sure) ;D

Anonymous said...

(I don't know why i'm posting this here,nobody cares for sure) ;D

Even if most don't care, I'll just say this: He seemed happier with Naomi than with Michelle and they seemed to fit better. Pity he wasn't ready to change his lifestyle in order to settle down with her. Most of the WFT2 posters know the rest, so not repeating it for the 100th time. ;)

Anonymous said...

That guy with Kiki looks familiar...

Jake was so cute at the time...

Jake said...

WAS ?!#?

Anonymous said...

Jake said...
WAS ?!#?


Sorry to say Jake, but you became less cute to me since Reeke.

Ted said...

Dear Awful Truth:
Ted's away, so maybe if you answer this one little-bitty question he won't get sued. So, come on...who's Toothy Tile? (We won't tell Ted you told!)
—Teena

Dear We Give Up!
Ok, fine, I'll give you a hint. The first letter of Toothy's real first name is the same letter that starts the middle name of his ex-girlfriend's costar's godfather's first wife who was in that movie where Abigail Breslin played a funloving but misunderstood she-werewolf. Honestly, sometimes I feel like I'm just giving away these Blind Vices now.

AT

Ted said...

Dear Awful Truth:
I was thinking that maybe Judas Jack-Off is Bradley Cooper, especially after watching his latest weird dates with Aniston and Zellweger. Could it be him?
—Mchh

Dear Bradsturbation:
It could be, but nope, it's not.

Ted said...

Dear Awful Truth:
Reading your Bitch-Back yesterday, I love the idea of a Robert Buckley-Austin Nichols pairing. They should start being seen around together and One Tree Hill would break the rating records with both their out-of-this-world sexiness combined. I like that The Awful Truth team seems to support the idea, so how about creating a joint name for them so we are prepared if they ever decide to come out with the sexiest bromance? What do you suggest?
—Mimi

Dear Robert + Austin:
Um...Robstin?

Ted said...

Dear Awful Truth:
Reading your Bitch-Back yesterday, I love the idea of a Robert Buckley/Austin Nichols pairing. They should start being seen around together and One Tree Hill would break the rating records with both their out-of-this-world sexiness combined. I like that The Awful Truth team seems to support the idea, so how about creating a joint name for them so we are prepared if they ever decide to come out with the sexiest bromance? What do you suggest?
—Mimi

Dear Robert + Austin:
Um…Robstin?

Jake said...

Austin, don't even think about it!

HOT said...

Robert Buckley

Jake said...

I'm 100 times hotter!

Anonymous said...

Robert Buckley

Nice. ;)

Anonymous said...

Small Hollywood! :)

I think they knew each other through Heath. I think Heath and Kiki were friends since 2002.


The Oscar after party pics are from March 2002 actually. Heath and Naomi started dating June/July 2002. Yes, Heath and Kirsten were acquaintances/friends but Naomi and Kirsten seemed to know each other too. So yes, small Hollywood. ;)

Here's a Jake/Heath Oscar after party pic from February 2004. Look closely and you can see Kiki behind Jake.

LOL @ Jake's look

Anonymous said...

Another great Jake glance:

Jake with Mark Ruffalo

;)

Anonymous said...

^^Jake's not a fan of giving people personal space. ;)

Anonymous said...

LOL @ Jake's look

Jake tried to hypnotize Heath :)

Anonymous said...

Jake's not a fan of giving people personal space.

Well, that was some kid of hug :)

Anonymous said...

Jake with Mark Ruffalo

MTV Movie Awards 2004 - so Jake and Mark knew each other long before Zodiac, I didn't know that.

Anonymous said...

Jake tried to hypnotize Heath :)

LOL.

Anonymous said...

Why are you all so surprised?? Most celebrities know each other, they spend more time going to industry parties than actually filming

And the fact you see 2 celebs posing,hugging and smiling for the cameras doesn't mean they are BFF

Anonymous said...

Most celebrities know each other, they spend more time going to industry parties than actually filming

LOL. But true.

Anonymous said...

Most celebrities know each other, they spend more time going to industry parties than actually filming

No, they don't. And just because they attend the same industry parties it doesn't mean that they get to know everyone at the party.

Anonymous said...

Jake with Mark Ruffalo

Jake and Mark Ruffalo exchanged few sentences at some industry party and hugged next time they met? That's nice :)

Anonymous said...

Posted on OMG by Special K

Interview Magazine - Natalie Portman interview by Jake Gyllenhaal

Interview said...

^^^ We asked Jake Gyllenhaal, Portman’s co-star this fall in the Jim Sheridan war drama Brothers (and a veritable riddle himself—he supports the ACLU and likes to run, but what else?), to find out something about her that we don’t already know, to secure for us a portrait of her that touches upon certain intangibles. After much deliberation, Gyllenhaal decided that he was up to the task. The two actors spoke recently in Los Angeles.

Interview said...

GYLLENHAAL: What song best describes your current state?

PORTMAN: My current state . . . I’m trying to think of a song that feels like sleepwalking. [laughs] I don’t know. I’ve mostly been listening to dirty rap lately. That’s sort of my scene.

GYLLENHAAL: Your affection for dirty rap is something that people really don’t know about you, which I think is fascinating. You do incredible things for the world, and then you listen to just completely obscene hip-hop music.

PORTMAN: Really, really obscene hip-hop. I love it so much. It makes me laugh and then it makes me want to dance. Those are like my two favorite things, so combined . . . I’ve been listening a lot lately to “Wait (The Whisper Song)” by the Ying Yang Twins, where the lyrics are like, “Wait ’til you see my dick”—which is just amazing because it’s whispered. [whispers] “Wait ’til you see my dick . . . ” [laughs] Crazy. So I just listen to it like I’m a five-year-old, like, “Oh my god! I can’t believe he just said that!”

GYLLENHAAL: It’s interesting that you think the lyric “Wait ’til you see my dick” describes your current state. I think people are learning more about you right now then they ever have in an interview. I’m proud of that.

Anonymous said...

^^
What a pair of vain,self-deluded dickheads...

Anonymous said...

^^ What?!

Interview said...

GYLLENHAAL: If you were out on the job market and had to put your skills down on a résumé, what would you write?

PORTMAN: As far as skills go . . . I don’t have that many skills.

GYLLENHAAL: Oh, come on!

PORTMAN: I’m serious. I really wish I could make something. I mean, you’re a really good cook, you know how to build things—you can make things with your hands. I can’t make anything . . . Well, I can make chitchat, but not much else. I mean, I’d basically have trouble with any job that doesn’t require me to wear silly clothes and talk in funny voices.

GYLLENHAAL: And so you’re an actor.

PORTMAN: And so I’m an actor.

GYLLENHAAL: There’s very good money in that—not a lot of skill required, but very good money.

PORTMAN: [both laugh] I agree. Lucky. I mean, I can ride a bike, but I feel like most people can do that.

Anonymous said...

You do incredible things for the world

LMAO, WTF?

microfinancing said...

Actress Natalie Portman works as an Ambassador for FINCA International, a microcredit program. Portman's role as ambassador as taken her to poverty stricken nations where FINCA makes loans. She was also the star of a documentary produced by FINCA that shows some of the success stories of their loans.

link

Anonymous said...

There’s very good money in that—not a lot of skill required, but very good money.

Maybe that's about you Jake. DDL or Johnny Depp would disagree.

Both sound a bit pretentious.

Anonymous said...

This "interview" is shamefully dumb

please, someone make the stop!!!

Anonymous said...

1:05 PM, that's nice, however, incredible things for the world? LOL! What a crap interview, they both sound stupid and pretentious.

Anonymous said...

I'm sick of this rich celebrities "Ambassadors"(?) who do shit for the poors.

Poberty is not an issue to sel-promotion, you motherfuckers idiots!!!

Anonymous said...

He sounds so pretentious and dumb.

Anonymous said...

^^ITA. I can't believe I once loved Jake so much.

Anonymous said...

Poberty is not an issue to sel-promotion

Natalie is doing something to help, no need to trash her about it.

Anonymous said...

Natalie is doing something to help, no need to trash her about it.

Most of the celebs do something. It's as much (or more) about image as it's about wanting to do something charitable. Don't delude yourself.

Anonymous said...

Natalie is not publicity whore.

Anonymous said...

^^I'm not gonna fight. For that I really don't care about Natalie Portman. If I hated or loved her (in a weird fan kind of way), I'd probably fight. But in this case, IDGAF. :)

Anonymous said...

You all probably know how everyone (except for a few critical fans here) will cream their pant about the awesomeness that are Natalie Portman and Jake Gyllenhaal.

Interview said...

PORTMAN: I actually felt like I was in a time machine last week when I went with Jay-Z to the Laserium in Los Angeles (click here to learn more about the Laserium). Have you been there?

GYLLENHAAL: Is that the laser show that was at the Griffith Observatory?

PORTMAN: There’s a new one now at Hollywood and Vine. I think it’s the one that was at the observatory and it moved down there. But, dude, watching this display is like you’re in the ’70s. There were all these lasers, and out of the lasers, this man emerged with a noose. The lights were just going up and down, and side to side . . . It was like a Zeppelin show. You could just see how these lasers were once the peak of technology and why everyone was so stoked about them.

GYLLENHAAL: I hope you were sober. Were you sober?

PORTMAN: I was so sober, but I’ve been really tired lately, and that feeling kind of resembled being out of sorts—for me, at least.

GYLLENHAAL: I went to the Smithsonian just the other week—probably around the same time as you were at the Laserium. I saw this show that Liam Neeson narrated about black holes. I think they had it at the Rose Center for Earth and Space in New York City first, and now it’s at the Smithsonian. But it was also one of those things where you felt like you were being transported back to the ’70s. We watched it in this dome, so it kind of felt like a black hole. It would have been weird if we were having these parallel hallucinatory experiences at the same time.

Jake said...

You all probably know how everyone (except for a few critical fans here) will cream their pant about the awesomeness that are Natalie Portman and Jake Gyllenhaal.

Wait ’til you see my dick!

Anonymous said...

I just wish more people could understand that "doing something to help" is not about celebrities making fake solemn, shallow, apolitical statements while the real fighters for a better world are being persued or imprisoned.

Natalie can take her rich white sympathy and shove it up her ass
:(

Anonymous said...

Should Brad Pitt shove 100.000 Fight Gay Marriage Ban dollars up his ass?

Anonymous said...

^^Not true. Very man people are out there doing for others for altruistic reasons, and don't have a selfish motive, as hard as that may be to fathom for some of you. I don't think Natalie publicizes her charitable work. It's great that some do something, anything, other than sit behind a keyboard 24/7 and criticize and make fun of people all day. Get a life!

Anonymous said...

^^or killed 1:52 PM.

My family, although we don't have much money (my brother is still in Uni and I graduated recently and still looking for a job) always helped with donations and we did it because we really want to help and don't tell everyone afterwards. A guy who lost a leg in war who we donated money to get a new leg, came to us personally to thank us. It gave us a great feeling.

Jake Gyllenhaal Interviews Natalie Portman said...

Jake Gyllenhaal scored an exclusive interview with Natalie Portman, his co-star in the upcoming war drama Brothers. Check out some hilarious highlights from the September 2009 issue of Interview Magazine (with Portman on the cover):

JG: What’s your favorite food?

NP: Well, I don’t think you can really improve upon Carvel ice cream cake.

JG: I’m more Baskin-Robbins style myself.

NP: Oh really? I am so Carvel. Did I just bring us back to 1985 Long Island?

JG: What song best describes your current state?

NP: My current state . . . I’m trying to think of a song that feels like sleepwalking. [laughs] I don’t know. I’ve mostly been listening to dirty rap lately. That’s sort of my scene.

JG: Your affection for dirty rap is something that people really don’t know about you, which I think is fascinating. You do incredible things for the world, and then you listen to just completely obscene hip-hop music.

NP: Really, really obscene hip-hop. I love it so much. It makes me laugh and then it makes me want to dance. Those are like my two favorite things, so combined . . . I’ve been listening a lot lately to “Wait (The Whisper Song)” by the Ying Yang Twins, where the lyrics are like, “Wait ’til you see my d—”—which is just amazing because it’s whispered. [whispers] “Wait ’til you see my d— . . . ” [laughs] Crazy. So I just listen to it like I’m a five-year-old, like, “Oh my god! I can’t believe he just said that!”

JG: It’s interesting that you think the lyric “Wait ’til you see my d—” describes your current state. I think people are learning more about you right now then they ever have in an interview. I’m proud of that.

Check out the full Jake-Nat tête-à-tête at InterviewMagazine.com. It’s a super good read!!!

Just Jared

Anonymous said...

I can't even bear to read the extracts of that interview. All I can think is 'pretension, thy name is Gyllenhaal'.

Yikes, its a cringy.

Anonymous said...

Actually, having by mistake glanced at it, it reads like some sort of high school magazine thing. Do you think Reese helped him with the questions.

Anonymous said...

Interview is OK.

Anonymous said...

It's great that some do something, anything, other than sit behind a keyboard 24/7 and criticize and make fun of people all day. Get a life!

You should get a life. You don't know what people do when they are not on this blog.

Anonymous said...

You can't put a price on the value of attention that a celeb can bring to a cause, so please don't belittle it.

Some of you repeatedly tell us what a lot of the posters do here, so I'm only going by that.

Anonymous said...

Should Brad Pitt shove 100.000 Fight Gay Marriage Ban dollars up his ass?

Even though he probably could afford to give that sum away easily, it's still great he did.
And of course it was announced. ;)

But like my mother says when I critisize celebs for donating and making it public, she says it's better these celebs give and tell than give nothing. I guess she's right.

Anonymous said...

You can't put a price on the value of attention that a celeb can bring to a cause, so please don't belittle it.

2:08 PM, the truth is most "normal" people belittle celeb efforts, be it genuine efforts or not.

There was a reportage I watched some months ago that said that middle class people are more generous than rich people.

Anonymous said...

^^they give more.

Anonymous said...

The richest people pay most of the taxes, so it evens out. :)

Anonymous said...

The richest people pay most of the taxes, so it evens out. :)

That's not the point. It's about WANTING to give not having to. But w/e. I'm moving on.

Anonymous said...

Here we go with the Jake and Natalie love fest ;):

Just Jared comment:

Christine: THAT IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST INTERVIEWS EVER…. LOLOL…. AND I LOVE CARVEL ICECREAM CAKE TOO! BRINGS ME BACK TO GROWING UP IN NY. HEY, NATALIE, YOU CAN GET THE COOKIE ICECREAM CAKE AT VONS IN CALI.

AND JAKE IS ALWAYS FUNNY AS EVER! GOOD TO C WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U PUT 2YOUNG GENIUSES 2GETHER….


LOL.

Anonymous said...

Does Christine knows Ms.Portman isn't truly going to read her advice?? :(

Anonymous said...

Does Christine knows Ms.Portman isn't truly going to read her advice?? :(

Probably not.

Anonymous said...

two young assholes. thanks alot Jake, for helping me to get over you. big time.

Anonymous said...

Jesus, he shoulda stayed in college. speak of interrupted growth.

Anonymous said...

Jesus, he shoulda stayed in college.

Word!

Anonymous said...

What lovefest 3:13? One lousy coment from a yelling idiot doesnt make a lovefest, its the only comment that mentions Jake btw.

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