Q: When were you happiest?
A: A couple of summers ago, walking through a forest illuminated by fireflies, with my man and our dogs.
Q: What is your greatest fear?
A: Dying on the same day as someone much more famous than me.
Q: What is your earliest memory?
A: My mum and brother lifting me up to look out of a window to prove to me it was still dark and too early to get up to open my birthday presents.
Q: Which living person do you most admire, and why?
A: Mary Darling, my mum, for leaving my father and finding happiness.
Q: What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
A: Being an open book.
Q: What is the trait you most deplore in others?
A: Being closed off to the world.
Q: What is your most treasured possession?
A: Wild Thyme Way, my country retreat in the Catskill Mountains.
Q: What would your super power be?
A: To zap angry, bigoted people.
Q: What makes you unhappy?
A: Our obsession with the worthless and unimportant, like Sarah Palin.
Q: If you could bring something extinct back to life, what would it be?
A: Socialism.
Q: Who would play you in the film of your life?
A: Cate Blanchett. She'd pull it off.
Q: What is your favourite smell?
A: Rosemary. I rub it in my armpits.
Q: What is your favourite book?
A: The Trick Is To Keep Breathing, by Janice Galloway.
Q: What is your guiltiest pleasure?
A: Being in the first-class cabin and not refusing anything that is offered.
Q: What do you owe your parents?
A: My mum always told me I was precious, while my dad always told me I was worthless. I think that's a good grounding for a balanced life.
Q: What, or who, is the greatest love of your life?
A: Grant Shaffer, my husband.
Q: What does love feel like?
A: Being hit on the head with a brick, and like a bowl of hearty soup.
Q: When did you last cry, and why?
A: An hour ago, on a plane, watching a show about teenage mums.
Q: What single thing would improve the quality of your life?
A: The Obama administration keeping their promises and granting equal rights to the LGBT community.
Q: What do you consider your greatest achievement?
A: When someone tells me that I have inspired them.
Q: How would you like to be remembered?
A: By people who love me raising a glass and laughing and remembering fun times we had.
Q: What is the most important lesson life has taught you?
A: This above all: to mine own self be true. And it must follow, as the night the day, I canst not then be false to any man.
Q: Tell us a joke
Q: How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Why do you think the lightbulb is so keen to change?
Source: Guardian, UK, Q&A: Alan Cumming
Saturday 22 August 2009
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am is for ambien
bi is for bitch
tion is for shun.
Reeke ambition: fans fall asleep, he's stuck with the bitch and he's getting shunned. AM-BI-TION !
when Reeke ends, I hope Ryan will beat his ass up. Ryan was a good friend? My ass.
I bet Ryan feels sorry for Jake and doesn't mind the fauxmance.
I think Reese liked Joaquin. Shame he seems to have so many issues and is everything else but a famwhore. It would never work. I heard he was crushing on her though.
J/R
J/R
Yeah I bet at Brothers promos Jake will talk a little about Reese and how happy he is with her (blech) and then a couple months before POP Reese will break it off saying she just got out of a marriage blah blah but they'll stay friends. This way Jake will solidify his straightness and family man image thru Brothers and up to POP and then he'll be single so all the straight females who go to POP can go home and fantasize about Jake/Dastan.
IMO Reese fucked up Joaquin. Seems like all her costars either hate her, go into rehab after they work together, or disappear from HW.
All the JP/RW "Shippers" in the world are the same person caught repeatedly talking to herself on IMDB and elsewhere. She's here too defending Queen Reese.
Nutjob. Joaquin was never "crushing" on Reese. The reason you
"heard" that is the voices in your head are very very loud.
I heard he was crushing on her though.
LOL! Joaquin is damaged goods, but he ain't stupid and doesn't like phony bitches.
Jake's in Venice CA
Katrina101: I just asked Jake Gyllenhaal how to spell his last name so i could tweet about it. Eventful day so far...
LOL!
I bet Ryan feels sorry for Jake and doesn't mind the fauxmance.
I can't stand Ryan. He was a cheater. I still don't feel sorry for Reese because she's so pretentious and fake. That's how she's always been and won't ever change. And Ryan won't change either, once a cheater always a cheater. As for Abbie Cornish...what goes around comes around.
Joaquin was fucked up long before WTL. If he wasn't crushing onReese than there was no way she could have "fucked" him up he did that all by hmself.
Stop blaming women for men's problems, disgusting and misogynistic and sad coming from other women.
He is a long time junkie that should have gotten help long ago.
You are no better than the JP/RW shippers. The J/H fan fic is even worse.
I dout Reese fans post here but you would like to think so.
Surprised he didn't spell it W-i-t-h-e-r-s-p-o-o-n
All the JP/RW "Shippers" in the world are the same person caught repeatedly talking to herself on IMDB and elsewhere. She's here too defending Queen Reese.
Nutjob. Joaquin was never "crushing" on Reese. The reason you
"heard" that is the voices in your head are very very loud.
Are you fucking crazy? I like Joaquin as an actor and while I was never a J/R shipper, I noticed they had some fans. And yes, there were rumors he had a crush, whether it's true or not.
Defending Queen Reese? You are paranoid!
Yes we know hi is in Venice, CA the last tweet had him there.
Nutjob. Joaquin
Shut up you fool. He was going through a lot in his life.
Joaquin=crackhead lunatic.
"Yes we know hi is in Venice, CA the last tweet had him there."
No it didn't unless I missed one. Could you provide the link? He does get around, you know. You've never been in LA have you, you don't realize how the cities are laid out and what driving them is like. Just because he was in Venice yesterday doesn't mean like oh today's tweet, he's in Venice, he never moved, it doesn't matter. LOL
Trolly your typing and grammar give you away every time. Don't come over here and stir the pot because your Reese fan board is slow. Link to the crush rumors, link to the proof that Ryan cheated and link to proof that Joaquin is a junkie. (please refrain from linking to Lainey) You are the same pathetic little fangirl who post this shit everywhere so please don't try to cloak yourself as a Reese hater and infiltrate to get your message across.
Trolly your typing and grammar give you away every time. Don't come over here and stir the pot because your Reese fan board is slow. Link to the crush rumors, link to the proof that Ryan cheated and link to proof that Joaquin is a junkie. (please refrain from linking to Lainey) You are the same pathetic little fangirl who post this shit everywhere so please don't try to cloak yourself as a Reese hater and infiltrate to get your message across.
4:26, wtf are you talking about?
Yes, I said that Ryan cheated. I think many here heard that he cheated with Cornish on the set of Stop Loss and yes I heard Joaquin had a crush on Reese. I'm a fan of Joaquin and never brought up his alleged drug problem here. If you are a fan of Joaquin as well you should be offended by posters like 4:06 and 4:18 who brought it up.
^^...who brought it up and called him names.
I thought we were talking about Jake?? What happened??!!
Sheesh! Now I play 2nd fiddle to Joaquin and Abbie!
I heard Joaquin had a crush on Reese
Bullshit made up by the chin's fans.
I just asked Jake Gyllenhaal how to spell his last name so i could tweet about it.
What a cheeky girl!
Surprised he didn't spell it W-i-t-h-e-r-s-p-o-o-n
LOL
Jake: G-Y-L-L-E-N
Girl: Is that M as in Mary?
Jake: No it's N as in Nancy
G-o-o-b-e-r-b-a-l-l-s
Jake: Then H-A-A
Girl: Wait, H then one A or two H's?
Jake: One H.
Girl: Ok go on
Jake: A-L
Girl: So it's H-A-L?
Jake: No, it's pronounced like hall but it's H-A-A-L
Girl: So only one L at the end?
Jake: Yep you got it.
Girl: Thanks so much. I really loved you in Spiderman!
What would it take to get a joaquin P fan over on WFT2 posting like a mad fan? UMMMMMM lemme think. A huge Reese jones? Ya that's it.
Can we return to the matter of Jake staring at the Muscles on Muscle Beach?
What would it take to get a joaquin P fan over on WFT2 posting like a mad fan? UMMMMMM lemme think. A huge Reese jones? Ya that's it.
OMG are you nuts? Give it a fucking rest already!
I have been a Joaquin fan way longer than a Jake fan.
Is it allowed to be a fan of both, no?
Girl: Thanks so much. I really loved you in Spiderman!
LOL
Can we return to the matter of Jake staring at the Muscles on Muscle Beach?
He's probably cruising decorative water fountains all over LA and the OC looking for Paris Fountain Boys.
This is so terrible how we make fun of him so much because I really really do like him and his work but I can't help it!
Jeeze 5:09 you have a problem or what. Step away from the computer.
it's a good bet that he was there Friday and still is.
LOL Jake doesn't "stay" or live in Venice.
If you read her tweets she mentions Venice
So that automatically means she saw him in Venice, yea right. LOL!
Jackie could you please delete the comment at 8/23 5:09 pm? Troll is abusive. Thank you.
5:12: Take your own advice.
5:14 Nowhere in my comments did I say that Jake lives or stays in Venice. I said that he has been spotted in Venice tons of times, how does that translate to living and staying in Venice? No one knows where he really lives. Obviously English isn't your first language.
Jake lives in his LA house.
Hmmm. OMG hates tweets and posters here hate that Jake hangs out in Venice sometimes, I wonder why??
Yes fangirl at 5:20, he lives in his house in L.A. but apparently he isn't allowed to visit other cities in L.A. especially VENICE!!!!!!!
What's so interesting about Jake and Venice? Did I miss something?
OMG doesn't "hate tweets", what kind of nonsense is that?
Why is trolly pissed off again?
LA is made up of tons of towns. Just driving 10 miles you can go thru 5 cities, easy. If Jake was spotted in Venice on Thursday and again on Sunday it's not like he never went anywhere for 4 days LOL. If people get upset that someone posts a twitter with the name of the city in the link, and omg if it's the same city as 3 days ago (and it wasn't btw), then that's their problem. IMO 5:09 troll is upset because Jake is in LA (Venice!!) without the troll's precious Reese. LOL
6:19 "Nowhere in my comments did I say that Jake lives or stays in Venice."
Yes you did, trolly:
"he was there Friday and still is."
^^LOL
Trolly's pissed because Jake is off his ReeseLeash!
IMO 5:09 troll is upset because Jake is in LA (Venice!!) without the troll's precious Reese. LOL
First you accused me of being a Reese fan, now 5:09 too?
If you think we are the same person, I have to disappoint you, I'm not a primitive name-caller. ;)
Don't flatter yourself 5:31 #2. You aren't the only trolly here.
Oops I meant 5:31 #3.
Don't flatter yourself 5:31 #2. You aren't the only trolly here.
Maybe you are the troll?
Nope, sorry.
Nope, sorry.
Nah, I'm not so sure about that...
1. James Franco
2. Robert Pattinson
3. Bradley Cooper
7. Jake Gyllenhaal
12. Brad Pitt
16. Zac Efron
23. Johnny Depp
24. Leonardo DiCaprio
39. George Clooney
40. Ewan McGregor
Premiere
7. Jake Gyllenhaal
I'm impressed. That's a pretty respectable place.
Placement on those lists are bought and paid for by producers, studios, PR.
Ryan Reynolds is #6, ahead of Jake. LOL. Might be respectable but the boy is dropping and he's only 28.
I wonder how much Jake's PR paid to get him there. That's an old pic by the way.
I love Josh Duhamel, I'd blow him asap!
Stupid Zodiac pic. WTF??
I don't find James Franco attractive. I also think he's so pretentious.
Agree with Jake, Ryan Gosling (he's the coolest guy) and Brad Pitt.
Jake was probably sent back to LA to water the beard's plants LOL
Feed the chickens
Hem and iron her tennis skirts
Posted on OMG by Special K
Almost forgot to tweet! Met Warren Beatty and Jake Gyllenhaal at the Beverly Hills Polo Lounge yesterday :)
http://twitter.com/MallikaLA
about 1 hour ago
Handwash her sweaty tennis skirts
Ewww LOL
RobBrayl: I often think about Jake Gyllenhaal doing me in the butt. What does this mean? Do I have a disease? Am I going become a gay cowboy? Help!!!
^^ Pic is cute, Jake's type
RobBray1
STFU twitter!
Nothing to worry about Austin. Looks like Rob's a bottom.
Nooooooooooo!!!! Jake is in Venice?? How can that be? I swear he is hiding under my bed!!
LOL!!
Met Warren Beatty and Jake Gyllenhaal at the Beverly Hills Polo Lounge yesterday
Warren Beatty, Jake and Mallika Sherawat, Bollywood diva?!
Hallmark Cards
Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.
So we’re having you put to sleep.
*cries*
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?
Congratulations on your new image.
Before you go…
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You’ll probably need it again.
Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee , Kentucky & West Virginia )
As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am…
That you’re not here to ruin it for me.
I often think about Jake Gyllenhaal doing me in the butt. What does this mean?
That you're gay and need to find a top :)
Johnny Depp is set to play "lovelorn vampire Barnabas Collins" in a planned three film franchise based on the 60s cult show Dark Shadows. Tim Burton, naturally, is set to direct.
Posted on OMG
WTF? photoshop - Jake Gyllenhaal & Austin Nichols out on the town
VENICE!!!!!!!
DishofSalt: Good celeb sighting today. Jake Gyllenhaal having brunch in Venice while his german shepard waited patiently on the sidewalk. good doggie!
Poor Atti! Has to watch Jake probably eat like a horse and has to lie down on a sidewalk waiting for him to finish eating. No wonder he begs everyone for food on his twitter!
Surprised that Atti remembered Jake. Jake has been gone since mid June just following Reese from set to set like a big loser.
You gotta wonder what goes thru Atti's mind, seeing Jake maybe once a month for a few days. He's probably thinking "Okay the scent is familiar and okay, I'm not gonna argue about going for a drive and a nice walk and get to pee and sniff everywhere and get out of the house but who the fucking hell is this guy?!"
who the fucking hell is this guy?!
It could be Michael Vick but Atti's not gonna pass up an opportunity to get out of the house!
Surprised that Atti remembered Jake. Jake has been gone since mid June just following Reese from set to set like a big loser.
This made me lol, but I agree.
Johnny Depp is set to play "lovelorn vampire Barnabas Collins" in a planned three film franchise based on the 60s cult show Dark Shadows. Tim Burton, naturally, is set to direct.
JD has great Tim Burton as his permanent director, Leo DiCaprio has the great Martin Scorsese, Brad Pitt the great David Fincher. Poor Heath chose Terry Gilliam who didn't have a hit in ten years and Jake has no permantent director at all. For a while I thought it'll be Fincher, but afer Benjamin Button's success, he probably returned to Pitt again. :(
^^ I think Jake should have been cast as Benjamin in Benjamin Button.
I think Brad Pitt is so lucky. He is such a mediocre actor, but is cast for the bet films, like for Inglorious Bastards by Quentin Tarantino. How lucky is this fellow?
Luck favours the brave.
No wonder he begs everyone for food on his twitter!
Atti enjoys embarrassing me when he's pissed off.
@MichaelArm u dint see me cuz i had 2 lie down quiet behave +no begging
@TheMandyMoore if u 2 homesick 2 eat send ur fud 2 me ok
Catawba County grandmother Joan Schuermeyer woke up beside heartthrob Jake Gyllenhaal last year.
The 67-year-old was working as an extra when she fell asleep on the set of "Nailed," a big-name production with money problems that kept it out of theaters.
Stars Gyllenhaal, Tracy Morgan and Paul Reubens posed around the sleeping senior actress for a funny photo. Reubens (better known as Pee-wee Herman) was nice enough to e-mail Schuermeyer a copy.
link
Did any of you see the latest Orlando Bloom pics? The guy looks old and ugly and with his acting skills his career doesn't look too good. How on earth he landed a hottie like model Miranda Kerr is a mystery to me. Maybe she thinks he can bring her into show business?
The world is full of beautiful models, the list of well-known Hollywood actors is pretty short.
Hypothetially speaking.
Let's say Jake is dating Reese for real. I think it's so unfortunate for him image wise. He comes off like a wimp and Reeke seems to completely overshadow his career. Jake had all doors open in 2006. He should have chosen his projects wisely like he used to and if he genuinely likes women too, he could have dated almost every woman, because he was hot stuff at the time. He's young, he should enjoy his life, hang out with friends, hook up with a young, hot woman w/o baggage and enjoy his life. Instead he's with Reese. Ugh.
Not a JiS promoter, just hypothetically speaking and ranting a little.
How on earth he landed a hottie like model Miranda Kerr is a mystery to me.
Kate Moss is 35, looks like shit, but she's still working because she's selling her name - who wouldn't want that?
Let's say Jake is dating Reese for real. I think it's so unfortunate for him image wise.
That would be unfortunate everything wise, lol.
Stars Gyllenhaal, Tracy Morgan and Paul Reubens posed around the sleeping senior actress for a funny photo. Reubens (better known as Pee-wee Herman) was nice enough to e-mail Schuermeyer a copy.
Funny photo? I hope Mrs Schuermeyer thinks so too!
Disney sent representatives and stars to last month's Comic-Con, but apparently the company isn't content with collective marketing, because they're launching their own event, the D23 Expo.
The happy happening will go down at the massive, 800,000 square foot Anaheim Convention Center and will feature all things Disney, including much lauding of Tim Burton's highly anticipated — we can't wait! - Alice and Wonderland. While that's all well and good, Disney president and chief executive Robert Iger hopes the event will help persuade "very ardent" fans to flock to the company's wide-ranging products:
We live in a world where digital communication enables people to express their opinions about things to a much broader set of people. We call it the combustion of digital world of mouth... Their ability to communicate with others is unlike anything we've seen at any time before.
Translation: "We want to make sure the little buggers don't use twitter against us, as they have others." Yes, the D23 Expo may sound simply like a company-specific Comic-Con, but it's far more than that: it's so much more than that. Disney crazed masses can also join "a high-end, elite-level access" fan club.
So, what does membership cost you? $75-a-year. Now, tell us: who on this green planet of ours, in this recession of ours, would shell out that kind of money simply to get into a glorified trade show that doesn't feature comics?
Gawker
Translation: "We want to make sure the little buggers don't use twitter against us, as they have others."
"Sure, Twitter will end the year with around 12 million users, or roughly 7 percent of total people on the internet, many of them barely touching the service, according to an analysis by eMarketer. But Twitter is buzzy and trendy, lending it a certain authority when placed at the focal point of a spin campaign. "Twitter can't be stopped," a Weinstein marketer tells the Washington Post. "People will be Twittering during the opening credits," adds the president of Magnolia Pictures. "It's never been this easy to be this influential," says a guy who helped promote a Disney movie."
Columbia is negotiating with Oscar nominated filmmaker Gus Van Sant to develop and direct Restless, an original screenplay by first-time screenwriter Jason Lew. Exact story details are being kept under wraps, though it's described as contemporary and distinctive take on young love. Brian Grazer will produce Restless along with Ron Howard and his daughter Bryce Dallas Howard for Imagine Entertainment. Lew and Bryce attended New York University together, which is where Lew first wrote the story as a play. Howard, who had acted in plays with Lew, read the story and encouraged him to write it as a screenplay and take it to her dad.
link
"I agree and love everything he said except for Socialism and Rosemary!"
To the poster who said that, I bet you are one of those ignorants who think capitalism means "freedom" and socialist eat their babies
You should read a few books before talking about politics, even if you are doing it on an anonymous gossip blog
OTOH,I don't care about rosemary
Sophia Bush was trying to hail a cab yesterday when she "accidentally flung" her arm into a woman passing by on a bicycle, knocking the woman to the ground. Sophia apologized and helped the woman up; the woman rode away. [UPI]
Q: So you're not getting married any time soon?
A: "No, we're not into that. I think we have some sort of thing in California? What's it called? The civil equality or something. Domestic partnership! They sent us a piece of paper and it's like, oh, now what? She has her health insurance, I have mine. I'd put her on mine, but you know it's too much paperwork. We'll get around to it." — Sandra Bernhard on her girlfriend, with whom she's been with for 10 years. [LA Times]
Read Awful Truth today. Response regarding Grey Goose would appear to point toward what many of us have begun to suspect (or have expected to have been the case for a long time), namely that Jake and Austin are no longer together as a couple.
Does anyone else interpret the response in the same way? I know that they have broken up and gotten back together before, but I don't think that will be the case again. I am inclined to think this is permanant but they will remain friends.
I know most will think Austin did the dumping, but I am not so sure about that.
I read it as Goose dumped Toothy. If Goose "wised up" it's because he did the dumping.
Dear Awful Truth:
It's been a while since you gave us an update on Grey Goose. What is the chance of having a new blind item about him? He is intriguing.
—Joanna
Dear Mystery Man:
He's wised up since last we checked in on him.
AT
He's wised up since last we checked in on him could mean anything.
Ted the other day had a question that implied that "Toothy was dumped and replaced".
Dear Awful Truth:
Is there something going on (romantically) between Jake Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard (as weird as that question seems, especially when I type it out). Thank you kindly!
—Kansas Girl
Dear Gross:
Jake and his brother-in-law? Jake's a lot of things, but incestuous he is not.
Ted the other day had a question that implied that "Toothy was dumped and replaced".
Copy/paste please :)
Ted should look up what "incestuous" means.
in·ces·tu·ous (n-ssch-s)
adj.
1. Of, involving, or suggestive of incest.
2. Having committed incest.
3. Improperly intimate or interconnected:
^^Last time I checked Peter wasn't a blood relative. So, it wound't be incest. It would be inaproppriate because he is big sister's hubby, but not incest.
Jake and his brother-in-law? Jake's a lot of things, but incestuous he is not.
= Jake's a lot of things, like romantically linked to men, but incestuous he is not!
The Peter/Jake rumors were around when they were shooting Jarhead. They ended for the most part after Maggie and Peter announced that they were engaged and were having a baby.
Don't know why someone is asking now unless that's an old letter, Ted is supposedly on vacation and the interns are answering.
Peter has effeminate mannerisms and voice IMO and some say that purses fall out of his mouth if you meet him in RL.
The Peter/Jake rumors were around when they were shooting Jarhead.
More details, please.
I read there was a fight between Jake and Peter on the set of Jarhead and Peter told him off. Probably Jake behaved like a diva.
They reconciled again obviously and are good friends now. I doubt there was ever more than friendship between them. Just some silly fanboy/girl fantasies.
^^Supposedly Jake had also a physical fight on the Jarhead set with an unknown actor. Jake apologized to him before shoot ended.
Maybe our Jakey needs some anger management?
It was too hot, I couldn't think straight!
The Jake and Peter rumors were just that, rumors. Nothing to back it up except Peter and purses falling out of his mouth. When the Jarhead fighting stories came out people had an over active imaginations.
So-called insiders posting on the DL, the usual BS.
So-called insiders posting on the DL, the usual BS.
What did they say?
I wouldn't be that surprised if there ever was more than friendship between Jake and Peter.
I wouldn't be that surprised if there ever was more than friendship between Jake and Peter.
Why wouldn't you be surprised? What ever indicated that Peter who seems very in love with his wife had something going with his sister's baby brother? FYI he was dating Maggie during Jarhead shoot.
11:20: Don't remember it all, it was back in 2005 - early 2006 that's four years ago.
It sounded like fangirl Jarhead/slash to me (the so-called insiders). That they were fooling around and poor Maggie didn't know, blah, blah. The height of the rumors started when BBM came out a month after Jarhead. Doesn't take much to get people started, i guess there were too many pics of them standing together and Jake giving that "special" look to Peter, LOL!!!
That letter has to be old like I said, there is no reason why anyone would be asking now, then yes. Peter and Jake rarely are even seen together in public anymore for anyone to speculate now.
11:27 AM
What about "this is just sex" men's thing?
giving that "special" look to Peter
What special look? Can you post a picture?
To me Jake and Peter looked like friends in all pictures. Some people seem desperate to link Jake sexualy to every male he has contact with. It's ridiculous.
Thanks 11:30 AM!
The look Jake gives everyone for whatever reason, Atticus too, LOL!!! Plenty of pics were posted here of that ad naseum
The look Jake gives everyone for whatever reason, Atticus too, LOL!!! Plenty of pics were posted here of that ad naseum
There were rumors that he had a weird relationship with his sister, because he gave her THAT look. Give the guy a break already.
It'a look he gives people he likes or loves and/or admires.
The look Jake gives everyone for whatever reason
Not everyone and not always.
The look is just part of the body language and small part of the way Jake interacts with different people.
It'a look he gives people he likes or loves and/or admires.
He never gave Reese that look. LOL.
I get the special look but who the fuck is this guy? He smells familiar.
12:20 you are so right. No special look plus he never gives her the tongue, where he unconsciously slips his tongue out a little like he does with so many other people.
Come on Atti, we know that you adore your Master and that he gives the best belly scratches :)
Jake said... It was too hot, I couldn't think straight!
I can believe that! lol
Do you all think this Reeking and losing most of his fan base, besides being bearding, is also an attempt for Jake to lose his heart-throb sex-symbol status and gain more serious fans? I've considered it but I honestly believe that Jake is too vain to not want to be a sex symbol (for both genders). Outside of having the Chin as an accessory (LOL) it's not as if he's changed his looks and tried to get ugly like a lot of actors do when they want to transition themselves into the public percieving them as "serious" actors.
Do you all think this Reeking and losing most of his fan base, besides being bearding, is also an attempt for Jake to lose his heart-throb sex-symbol status and gain more serious fans?
NO
George and Brad - you can be sex-symbol, serious actor and have (more serious) fans.
I remember George when he was Falconer on Sisters.
And Brad's 1st (big?) role was in that Susan Sarandon/Geena Davis movie.
Thelma & Louise
an attempt for Jake to lose his heart-throb sex-symbol status and gain more serious fans?
Actors don't want to lose fans, they want to gain new fans and for that they need good movies and roles. Want more serious fans? Keep your good looks and do some good, serious movies. Worked for Robert Redford and Paul Newman.
Posted on OMG by Special K
Old picture - Jake smoking
^^^^ That's Jake G ?
*cough*
Hey what's that dark spot?
^^^ Bite your tongue/keyboard!
Old picture - Jake smoking
Love the photo. Smoking is a filthy habit, but can look so sexy.
Smoking, pffffft. It's that horrible odor I've had to filter for the last 3 years.
^^Only that's not Jake. The guy even has an earring.
An earring and a ring - old Jake.
Jake smoking
After he got finished with the U.S. Soccer Team.
U.S. Men's Soccer Team.
Did Jake actually wear a earring or is that a mole. There are tons of pics of Jake smoking and wearing rings, but no earring.
If that's him it's really a old pic like way back when he did Highway it looks like.
They have magnetic earrings for people who don't want to get their ears pierced so Jake wearing an earring in a pic doesn't mean it's not him.
I don't think Ted is necesssarily saying Austin dumped Jake. I think he means Austin stopped blabbing and doing things that Ted would find out about, like sex in cars.
We need to put something in Austin's drink to make him talk!
Johnny Depp is set to play "lovelorn vampire Barnabas Collins" in a planned three film franchise based on the 60s cult show Dark Shadows. Tim Burton, naturally, is set to direct.
Hooray! Now, who will play Angelique?
It seems that Austin has stopped talking for awhile now since IMO he hasn't had any real info in ages.
If that is Jake from awhile back then it must be part of somephotoshoot and they airbrushed it because Jake's mole is missing from near his left cheek and over his lip, you can see it in pics of Jake even with scruff. Also I don't think JAke has moles along the neck like the one's in the pic but I may be wrong. It also apears that he is wearing a really bad wig.
Now, who will play Angelique?
Lindsay Lohan! J/K
Anonymous said...
^^^^ That's Jake G ?
August 24, 2009 1:16 PM
I think it is not.
To me it looks exactly like Liam Gallagher of Oasis.
That's Jake G ?
Jake smoking And Jake G - side by side comparison
Looking at the pics 2:21PM, it doesn't look like Jake, the moles are all wrong!
Here is more proof:
http://www.iheartjakemedia.com/thumbnails.php?album=315
^^^ Jake, left profile
Jake smoking And Jake G - side by side comparison
The ear is very wrong.
That photo is included in tha IHJ link 2:30. The moles seem to hav vanished from his upper lip and right under his eye in the smoking pics. Also the moles on the neck are placed differently. It could be airbrushed by why do that and place the moles elsewhere?
It looks like him, but it;s not IMO.
Pay attention on the earlobe shape.
OK, 1:11 PM isn't old picture of Jake G.
Now I'm disappointed and pissed off with myself because I'm disappointed. lol
^^^ Zero cool points for me! lol
IMO smoking Jake is Jake. Re the side by side comparison; the other pic is older, moles were taken out of older pic, moles develop as you get older, moles can be removed (by doctors and photoshoppers). IMO you can't go by the moles. The ear? Different angle and ear shape drastically changes with age even a few years, believe it or not. 'Tis better to go by the eye structure and measuring the spacial face features which is why IMO it is Jake. Jake has an amazing ability to morph into so many different faces and this is just 1 of them.
Also consider, pic might be a blend of features from more than 1 person.
The ear is very wrong
Austin I TOLD you everyone's gonna figure out eventually that you're into earfucking. Shit!
Ears are very destinctive and don't change. Here is a photo of Jake from 2006:
http://www.iheartjakemedia.com/displayimage.php?album=843&pos=2
His ear is exactly like the picture of the young Jake at 2:21PM.
True abbout the moles but the mole above Jake's lip has been a constant, here is a pic of it in 2007:
http://www.iheartjakemedia.com/displayimage.php?album=947&pos=2
It's always been there even when at times the one on his left cheek comes and goes.
If the pic is a blend of features from other people, than maybe a disclaimer should have been added when it was found on flickr.
The ear? Different angle and ear shape drastically changes with age even a few years, believe it or not.
Jake's left earlobe didn't change in the last 10 years :)
Jake's left ear: 18 - 27
Fuck!
An earring and a ring - old Jake.
Really? Since when did he wear an earing? LOL. Not sure if it's Jake, looks more like Geal Garcia Bernal to me.
Earrings don't have to be pierced they can be magnetic or photoshopped on. Just sayin.
The ear is very wrong
IA. It's not Jake's ear.
Austin I TOLD you everyone's gonna figure out eventually that you're into earfucking.
Jake, we really need more details about that earfucking - we are confused about how that works!
Will Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis have raging ecstasy-induced sex in an upcoming possible film project? They could just pick up funding for this film by placing tzedakah boxes around the country at various male-oriented Jewish youth group meetings. Watch. They'd have a $20M budget in about three weeks. [WWTDD]
Jake's left ear: 18 - 27. Jake's left earlobe didn't change in the last 10 years
Actually it did and your pics are perfect proof. It's subtle, but with age: 1- the inner curvatures flatten out. 2- the curve on top of the lower inner lobe drops and straightens out. 3- the lobe itself droops and hangs longer.
Ears are one of the things doctors (especially plastic surgeons) look at to tell age.
IMO (and you can disagree, I'm not trying to start a fight!) is that the pic is Jake but that whoever did the pic added the sideburn and played with the ear in photoshop as well as the moles. The ear has too much unnatural white highlight in the lower opening and it looks manipulated. But that's just IMO.
Jake smoking And Jake G - side by side comparison
Guy on right has a very hairy hand, Jake doesn't, as far as I know.
If it is Jake, then they photoshopped the moles, the ear and added hair to his hand. What's the point?
Sideburn, ear, rearranging moles - why would someone photoshop Jake's photo like that? Did anyone see this photo before? It's new to me.
Not Jake. if it were it would have surfaced before now.
Did anyone see this photo before?
Nope.
It's not Jake. Whoever found the picture probably realized it after they found it and examined it, but for whatever reason decided to post it and claim it's Jake.
No reason why anyone would bother to photoshop that pic.
Maybe Jake had the pic done to show the "I'm Not Here" people he could be edgy.
Photoshoped ear and moles wouldn't make him look more edgy.
Maybe the "new" picture got flipped, and that is why it doesn't match the photo of Jake being used for comparison?
A Bob Dylan wig and sideburns, 2-week scruff holding a nubby cig butt makes me edgy!
4:27 #1 good idea.
Edgy and mucho macho!
Maybe the "new" picture got flipped, and that is why it doesn't match the photo of Jake being used for comparison?
What does "flipped" mean?
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