Sunday, 5 July 2009

'Brothers'

Jake Gyllenhaal in Brothers
Jake Gyllenhaal in Brothers
Jake Gyllenhaal in Brothers
Jake Gyllenhaal in Brothers
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Screen captures from 'Brothers'
Directed by Jim Sheridan.
With Jake Gyllenhaal, Natalie Portman, Tobey Maguire.

Source: 'Brothers' trailer, ET Online

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Anonymous said...

Damn I want to know what Bertie Knox has to say! Is Bertie a Babbler?

LOL said...

Caught redhanded! Reminds me of this. Babblers NEVER post on OMG or here!

Anonymous said...

I demand to speak to my Lawyer, Lawgoddess, before I say one word!

Anonymous said...

Is Bertie Knox Lawgoddess?! LMAO

Anonymous said...

LOL Stop making me laugh. Maybe Bertie is a Law God.

Anonymous said...

Next time a Babbler wants proof of JIG or Reeke is fake or anything Jake does just give them this or this as a little reminder of their own high and mightiness!

Anonymous said...

Bertie's GOT to be a Babbler. If s/he was a JIG proponent why would they delete their post if they had had something nice to say?!

Fluorescent Lamp said...

I NEVER post on those awful Jake-hating sites! They bash Jake every day!

UV said...

I want PROOF Jake is gay! Here at Gyllenbabble we only speak the truth!

Anonymous said...

Maybe he or she is just shy?

Anonymous said...

Bertie's probably really busy right now deleting every "Reese and Jake look so much in love! I hope they get married soon! I'm so happy for them!" post she ever made on Babble and WDW! LOL

Anonymous said...

Bertie's not shy, she fucked Joe right after his fiancee died. SLUT!

Anonymous said...

If the softball movie isn't managed more carefully, it could be Reese's Nailed. Trust.

Anonymous said...

What cracks me up about the gym pics is the shop next door: Brentwood Vacuum. They suck!

I didn't think people had vacuums repaired or even owned sewing machines anymore! But seriously I looked it up and its called Brentwood Vacuum & Sewing. Hey at BV&S you get a free pack of vacuum bags with any complete service!

Mr Witherspoon was probably getting his Singer ZigZag 4000 looked at because the flowery curtains the Chin has him making for the Ojai goat stalls keep snagging on the bobbin winder and so he popped into Burn 60 while he was waiting for them to fix it. The shoes were just a prop to make him look like was working out.

Jake said...

"Nailed"

What the fuck was I thinking?

sister in law said...

I'd like to smoke your pole instead.

Anonymous said...

"If the softball movie isn't managed more carefully, it could be Reese's Nailed."

More carefully?! Who cares. Let her and her asinine movies rot in hell.

me so horny said...

"I'd like to smoke your pole instead."

OMG that pic just makes me want to kneel between his legs, push my hands up under his teeshirt and feel his chest then pull his pants down with my teeth and start licking and sucking!

Anonymous said...

Still LOL how Jake always rushes out a door first before the Chin. With other women like his mgmt people he holds opens the door for them and/or lets them go first. Remember NYC last year? He ran out of a store so fast with her behind him the door almost slammed in the Chin's face LOL!

Jake said...

I was in a hurry to drop the bitch of at her house, no point in wasting time while boys are waiting.

FluorescentLamp said...

Caught redhanded! Reminds me of this. Babblers NEVER post on OMG or here!

Oops!

Jake said...

What cracks me up about the gym pics is the shop next door: Brentwood . They suck!

Vacuum cleaners are great at sucking, I used to have a lot of fun with them!

UK boy band singer Duncan James said...

POP hunk Duncan James last night confessed his shocking gay secret and admitted: "I'm bisexual. I've been in loving relationships with men as well as women - and I'm not ashamed. "But even though I fancy men, I still fancy WOMEN too."

The Blue singer's revelation will stun his millions of female fans worldwide plus the dozens of women he has been linked with, including Geri Halliwell, Tara Palmer Tomkinson, Martine McCutcheon and ex-Big Brother winner Kate Lawler. But on the eve of the boyband's reunion tour, the handsome singer says it is time for him to let his fans know the truth.

In an emotional interview with the News of the World he said: "I was living a secret life. I went through a process of asking what the f*** am I? "Am I gay? Am I straight? Am I bi? That's why I was so frightened about talking. Now, in my early 30s, I know who I am and I'm proud of who I am. I don't want to hide anymore.

"I don't feel I should launch a big comeback with Blue hiding this - I don't want to go back to the time in the band when I felt I had to keep certain things quiet. I want to be OUT and say I've had relationships with men as well as women. "So doing this interview gives me the ability to go forward."

Strict Catholic Duncan, 31, first fell in love with a man EIGHT years ago - at the height of Blue's fame. Since then he has been with men and women, and fathered a daughter with his ex-girlfriend Claire Granger. But it took him years to confess his sexuality to the most important people in his life - Claire, 32, the other Blue stars and his mum. Dunc said: "I wanted to be able to say to someone, 'This is going on and I don't know what to do,' but I was too SCARED. "My mother was the closest person to me. But I didn't know how to tell her because I wanted her to love me and accept me. I was really paranoid and emotional.

"I flew her to Los Angeles for a holiday. I was thinking about it the whole trip - it was building up in my head. "I'd never talked to my mum about sex and relationships. It was quite a taboo subject because we came from a Catholic upbringing. "One night towards the end of the trip, I knocked on my mum's door before she went to bed. I was looking down and avoiding her eyes. I said, 'I need to talk to you'. "She said, 'Oh my God, what's wrong, are you all right?'

"I responded, 'I need to tell you something. I've been in a relationship with a guy and I'm really confused about it. I haven't been able to talk to anyone for a couple of years.'

UK boy band singer Duncan James said...

"She hugged me and couldn't believe it. She said, 'I thought you were going to tell me you were dying or something. Hundreds of people have had things with guys as well as girls. I love you, that doesn't matter to me.' "We were flooded with tears. It had come out. I'd told my mum and she still loved me. I went up to my room after and sat on my bed crying. I realised, 'I can do this.' It gave me the strength to start opening up to my close friends." Duncan then told bandmates, Simon Webbe, Lee Ryan and Anthony Costa.

He recalled: "I thought there might be weirdness but there wasn't. All of the boys accepted it. We were perceived as lads who went around and slept with women but on the inside we had a lot of love for each other. We always hugged and kissed each other. "I told Simon first. He went straight away, 'Is that all you're worried about? I love you man. That's cool. You're not alone. It doesn't change anything for us.' "I spoke to Lee next then Ant. They were really supportive too. After that I actually felt quite comfortable with myself."

Duncan's first relationship with a man was in 2001, the year the band were celebrating their first three No1 hits - All Rise, Too Close and If You Come Back. He said: "I'd never been intimate with a man. I'd been quite happy having girlfriends. "But I met a guy. He was my friend at first but we took the friendship to the next level.

"Up until that point I'd never had those feelings towards a guy before. But this person came into my life and put a spanner in the works. I definitely loved him. It was my first experience like that. "I never believed I could have those feelings for a guy. It had been so closed to me being a strict Catholic."

Duncan was also desperate to hide the relationship because of his status as one of pop's biggest heartthrobs. He explained: "When you're a young band trying to be successful, there's a lot of pressure on you to be clean-cut and accessible to your female fans. "And it might sound greedy but I genuinely was enjoying having women throwing themselves at us.

"Yes, I was labelled a womaniser and yes, I did sleep with a lot of women. But there were tell-tale signs I was that way inclined. I've always been very theatrical and loved being on stage. "I was so confused about everything. Blue were becoming more and more successful. I felt frightened. I bottled it in and didn't tell anyone. It was almost like it didn't happen.

"I was having relationships with girls as well. This was a secret on the side. In hindsight, that wasn't the way to deal with it. It's not nice to treat people in that way."

The only other boyband star who had confessed he wasn't straight was Boyzone's Stephen Gately, who revealed in 1999 he was gay. But just as Duncan was thinking about coming out to his fans in 2004, girlfriend Claire told him she was expecting his baby. She fell pregnant when they briefly rekindled their relationship after splitting up. However, Duncan was scared that if the public knew he was bisexual, their child would get teased at school.

UK boy band singer Duncan James said...

He recalled: "I'd had very high-profile relationships. They weren't frauds or cover-ups. They were real. "I loved Claire. It wasn't an immaculate conception! "The first thing I did when she rang me up and told me she was pregnant was say, 'I need to sit you down and tell you about EVERYTHING.' I had to be completely honest with her.

"She was amazing and said, 'I love you for who you are. Regardless of what your sexual feelings are, I know you would be a great dad. Bringing up our daughter is the most important thing.' But it was tough during the pregnancy. "I think she wondered how this was going to affect our daughter when she was a little bit older. "Would she get bullied in the playground because her daddy slept with guys or was bisexual? All of those things went through her head and mine, if I was honest. "But we decided it was no longer about a sexual relationship between us and instead about a strong bond to bring up our daughter."

Their little girl, Tianie-Finne James, is now four years old - and Duncan has a good relationship with Claire, who's found love with someone else. Plus he isn't so scared about his daughter knowing who he is. "I hope when she grows up she is accepting of her daddy," he said.

Duncan - born in Salisbury, Wilts - is currently single and hoping to find love . . . with a man OR woman. He said: "Being bisexual as a man is a taboo subject but I'm 100 per cent happy with who I am. "If I have a connection with someone on a deep level that is what it's about for me. "And if I'm with someone then I am monogamous.

"I'm sure a lot of gay people would be put off by the thought of having sex with a woman. It's not like that for me. I still find women attractive. "In a man or a woman I look for someone who is sensitive and caring. I like someone who has nice features too. "I don't feel it's harder to be with a guy. This has been my life now for a long time. It's not a big deal to me anymore. But I've slept with way more women than men. "I can still look at women now and think they're sexy. I love being intimate with a woman, I love breasts. I do think girls can be a lot more emotional.

"I know most gay guys think, 'Bi Now, Gay Later' and maybe one day the thought of being with a woman won't work for me. "But likewise, maybe the thought of being with a guy might be the same. I might want to settle down with a girl to have a family lifestyle. That appeals to me too.

"Mainly I just want to be happy. I want to be in a long-term relationship and, most importantly, be in love."

In the meantime Duncan - who was in ITV's Dancing on Ice after Blue split in 2005 - is concentrating on preparing for Blue's greatest hits tour, which starts next year. Afterwards the band are heading back to the studio to record a new album to rival their previous ones All Rise and One Love.

Duncan says he is ready to face the spotlight again - this time with fans knowing his secret. He mused: "I think this is going to shock a lot of people. Obviously there are some who aren't going to like it. "But I'm not going to be rubbing this in the public's face because that's not who I am. I don't want to offend anybody.

"But I'm at a place where I'm finally comfortable with myself after 31 years. "I'm ready to be honest, not just to myself but to all the fans and everyone who's been there for me." He added: "People can say what they want. Everybody's different. I don't think there is a black and white here.

"Everyone has different attractions to people. This is just the way that I am."

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Anonymous said...

Up until that point I'd never had those feelings towards a guy before. But this person came into my life and put a spanner in the works. I definitely loved him.

Article title is "Blue's Duncan James: I have flings with men".

Duncan is coming out as bisexual, but they are still trying to play it down .

Jake said...

"POP hunk Duncan James"


Wait, he was in POP and I didn't know it?

Anonymous said...

Calm down Jake, you didn't miss your chance, that's completely different POP.

Anonymous said...

Congratulations to Duncan James. :*

Jake said...

Whew thanks 9:50. Almost started to wonder if I was spending too much time in my trailer with the male assistant director. Uh you know, going over camera angles and technical stuff like that.

Florida Tom said...

Congratulations Duncan James. Its awesome everytime I read and hear about someone coming out. Most def closets are for clothes.

PoP Assistant Director said...

Uh you know, going over camera angles and technical stuff like that.

Oh boy, we've tried and tested every possible angle.

Jake said...

There's always more angles to discuss IMO. New stuff every day! Like milk and water!

PoP Assistant Director said...

Jake, count on me, true artists are always ready to sacrifice for the art, even when that put them in some awkward positions. My back can take it!

Jake said...

*wonders if that philosophy is how his gay uncle got to be director of photography*

Anonymous said...

What gay uncle?

Jake wonders said...

Noooo some of it's gotta be talent, right?

LOL said...

If Elswit wasn't gay before, he is now!

Anonymous said...

^^^ Robert Elswit is friend of the family? Stephen's friend?

Anonymous said...

Oscar Winner Robert Elswit's Photo Shoot from 7 May 2006

Jake and Stephen

Anonymous said...

Elswit isn't the "gay" uncle.

Anonymous said...

Robert Elswit is another one of Jake's "celebrity" godfaters like Newman. Elswit is married and she is a cinematographer as well:

http://www.missourifilm.org/2009/02/05/there-will-be-blood-cinematographer-speaking-in-st-louis-saturday/

I think the two gay godfathers he refers to are probably friends of his parents and not in the biz.

Anonymous said...

Thanks 11:10 AM.

Anonymous said...

Bertie Knox was Ellen Pompeo's character in Moonlight Mile. One of the babblers...

Anonymous said...

Babbler called "Bertie Knox" posted as 8:28 PM?

What did she say?

Anonymous said...

Don't know 11:29, it was deleted when I saw it all I saw was name.

Anonymous said...

I could swear Elswit is a relative of the Gyleenhaals. Seriously, heard it somewhere before. In the AMPAS 2006/2007 new member induction luncheon, in the formal pic Jake is standing next to Robert. They look a lot alike.

Anonymous said...

And who says a man married to a woman, espec in HW, can't be gay? If thats the situation with RE, maybe he's the one giving the (bad) bearding "advice" to Jake.

Anonymous said...

Bertie Knox's blogger profile

Anonymous said...

Robert Elswit - Cinematographer for Stephen's "Paris Trout" (1991)

Anonymous said...

Don't know 11:29, it was deleted when I saw it all I saw was name.

Come on Bertie Knox, come out and play :)

Anonymous said...

17 Jan 2006

Film Critic Jean Oppenheimer presents actor Jake Gyllenhaal the Cinematography award, which he accepted on the behalf of his godfather, Robert Elswit onstage during the 31st Annual Los Angeles Film Critics Association Awards held at the Park Hyatt on January 17, 2006 in Century City, California. Robert Elswit is being honored for his work on the film 'Good Night, And Good Luck'.

Jake and critic Jean Oppenheimer

Anonymous said...

"I'm bisexual. I've been in loving relationships with men as well as women - and I'm not ashamed. "But even though I fancy men, I still fancy WOMEN too."

Awww, poor Duncan.

rags said...

Jennifer Aniston was reportedly upset that Bradley Cooper denied that the two were dating: "Jennifer was devastated when Bradley told reporters in Paris that she was ‘just a friend' and denied they had any romantic involvement," says a source, "It makes her look desperate - which is the one thing she dreads coming across more than anything else." [ShowbizSpy]

cake said...

Happy Birthday, Cheyenne Jackson!

Anonymous said...

Bertie Knox was Ellen Pompeo's character in Moonlight Mile. One of the babblers...

I don't think she was ever a babbler. She was a regular poster at OMG under the name NETB or NortheastTB. I guess she didn't like the politics there and started posting on WDW regularly.

Anonymous said...

Why would she change the name?

Anonymous said...

Because she's not a Toothy Believer anymore? Maybe she thought having TB associated as part of her posting name would be too inflammatory on WDW? Who knows. Ask her.

Anonymous said...

She was a regular poster at OMG under the name NETB or NortheastTB.

She said so?

Anonymous said...

Bertie Knox has a blog since November 2007.

just to be clear said...

She was a regular poster at OMG under the name NETB or NortheastTB.

Bertie Knox said so?

Anonymous said...

Bradley told reporters in Paris that she was ‘just a friend' and denied they had any romantic involvement

I was surprised to hear that. Bradley Cooper doesn't need bearding?

Anonymous said...

Yes she did. In some old blog post on WDW.

Anonymous said...

Yes she did. In some old blog post on WDW.

Sorry, I don't believe that without link to the post.

For example, in June 2008 there comments on WDW from Bertie Knox and from NETB.

Wet Hot American Summer said...

Wet Hot American Summer (2001)

Just another "going to summer camp" movie? Not really. Set in 1981, Wet Hot American Summer has become a cult favorite, especially among gay viewers for its unabashedly positive portrayal of a gay couple — sex and all. In fact, the gay couple is the only one in the film who even has a sex scene, and it's played more for heat than laughs.

The camp's hottest preppy (played by Alias' Bradley Cooper) is in love with another counselor (comedian Michael Ian Black), and they even get married, to the supposed dismay of the straight colleagues who — in true summer camp form — have been trying to get one of the men laid with a girl counselor all summer (the straight guys, far from horrified, actually buy the newlywed gay couple a chaise lounge for a wedding present).

They're well-liked by everyone at camp, and their relationship is taken as seriously as the genre allows — and more so than the heterosexual relationships in the film. The film actually took some criticism for being too gay-positive, or perhaps straight-negative, which is definitely something new for a mainstream flick.

Gay Sex Scenes That Made Movie History

Anonymous said...

Wet Hot American Summer - IMDb user comment:

"Then there are scenes that are just plain weird. There is a very sexually graphic and very random gay sex scene that occurs about halfway through the film between Michael Ian Black and Bradly Cooper. It literally comes out of nowhere and seems intended not to shock but to add some sort ironic underling that the happiest and most pure and loving couple in the entire film is a gay couple. The film, in it's own weird way, seems to be suggesting that homosexuality is better than heterosexuality. Why? What the heck is the purpose of this?! What's it doing in a film like this? So overall, the film is pretty weird."

Jake said...

The film seems to be suggesting that homosexuality is better than heterosexuality.

Duh!

Review: "Bruno" Isn't Homophobic (But It's No "Borat" Either) said...

Bruno isn't homophobic. But it's also not nearly as funny as Borat either.

Or maybe it is. As in Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, Sacha Baron Cohen's 2006 movie, the comedian creates outrageous situations — and then films how real people react.

And many of the set-ups are admittedly brilliant. Asking stage-mothers if they'd allow their actor-babies to operate heavy machinery, or lose ten pounds through liposuction, or be photographed dressed up like Nazis, pushing Jewish babies into ovens? And having these over-eager stage mothers readily agree to all this without question?

Now that is some amazing parody of America's celebrity-obsessed culture!

Likewise, plenty of the jokes are laugh-out-loud hilarious. I defy anyone not to laugh when Bruno has a psychic conjure up the spirit of a deceased member of the band Milli Vanilli — so Bruno can proceed to have "spirit" sex with him. But even if this movie has its inspired moments, it doesn't have nearly the impact of Borat.

Why? Well, we've seen the joke before: the whole movie is basically Borat with a different funny voice. And no matter how well-told a joke is, it's not nearly as funny the second time you hear it. In short, Sacha Baron Cohen is the Susan Boyle of comedy. He's just as talented as the first time you saw him, but he's only going to knock your socks off once, at least as long as he's doing almost exactly the same shtick.

In the case of Borat, it was so outrageous, so utterly different from anything we'd seen before, that most of us fell off our chairs laughing, not even noticing its flaws. This time around, we see the flaws. The movie is more a satire about America's inane obsession with celebrity than it is about exposing homophobia, but both themes have their moments.

Review: "Bruno" Isn't Homophobic (But It's No "Borat" Either) said...

Some sequences do fall flat (exactly as in Borat, even if we didn't notice). A long sequence with a martial arts expert teaching Bruno how to defend against "fags" with dildos goes nowhere. And try as I might, I don't find anything funny about the Middle East situation, even when Cohen pretends not to know the difference between Hamas and hummus. And why is it funny exactly when someone acts completely inappropriately in a given situation, and then people react with annoyance or outrage?

If I was Paula Abdul and you tried to serve me sushi on a naked male body, I'd get up and leave too. If I was in a focus group and you wasted my time showing what was obviously a ridiculous show (with frontal male nudity, no less, including a talking penis), I'd be annoyed too. Yes, someone gets naked here, though no word on whether it was really Cohen. But I hope it goes without saying it's the opposite of sexy.

Part of the problem is that the filmmakers, and Cohen, squandered any sense of surprise by generating all those headlines while making the movie, and then commencing with last month's non-stop blitz of stunts and other publicity, including an avalanche of commercials and promotional clips. By now, we've all seen or read about almost every scene and almost every joke in the movie. It's the anti-Susan Boyle effect where you go into the theater pretty much knowing exactly what you'll get.

The film's other big flaw? It sounds crazy to say this, but I wished I learned something real about Bruno. I was disappointed the film, and Cohen, never took him even remotely seriously. The character was kept entirely on the level of a Saturday Night Live sketch — and 90 minutes is an awfully long sketch.

Back to the film's alleged homophobia. Two months ago, when GLAAD and others expressed concern about several scenes, Cohen and the filmmakers reportedly made some cuts. And a representative from GLAAD told me that The New York Times and other media outlets had over-emphasized their complaints, trying to create a "controversy" where one didn't really exist.

In any event, I didn't see anything homophobic in the final film. Sure, there are a couple of tasteless jokes — and they have nothing whatsoever to do with "exposing homophobia." But if they were funny, I didn't care, and when they weren't, it was impossible to feel offended given the nature of the movie, and the fact that this is 2009.

And Bruno himself? It's literally impossible for me to imagine how any sentient person couldn't see him for the outrageous, over-the-top satire he is (and if someone didn't, they're way beyond the reach of a mere movie anyway).

If you want a good laugh or two, go see it Bruno. And while you're at it, take another look of that clip of Susan Boyle on Britain's Got Talent. You'll be almost exactly as entertained.

After Elton

Anonymous said...

In any event, I didn't see anything homophobic in the final film. Sure, there are a couple of tasteless jokes — and they have nothing whatsoever to do with "exposing homophobia." But if they were funny, I didn't care, and when they weren't, it was impossible to feel offended given the nature of the movie, and the fact that this is 2009.

I'll wait for Bruno to be shown on TV :)

Anonymous said...

"The film seems to be suggesting that homosexuality is better than heterosexuality."

No one gets pregnant!

It's Better to Be Gay said...

1. The Sex.

By far, the best part about being a gay dude is that sex is totally easy. I know this sort of propagates the whole 'gay men are sluts' meme, but it's the god's honest truth.

Men like sex and so, stick two of us together and sex comes pretty easily. It's a fact of life that lots of gay men, meet, hook-up and become friends and when we tell this to our straight friends, they're very jealous. If you really want to depress your straight friends, explain that your partner will never withhold sex until you do the dishes or take out the trash or what not. Never happens.

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Anonymous said...

What?!

Clay Aiken Fancies Himself a Destroyer of Bigots' Careers said...

When those living outside the world of Claynation take notice of what a certain America Idol runner-up writes on his blog, it's usually the beginnings of a singer-on-singer controversy (which ends with apologies). But Clay Aiken doesn't only blog about fellow reality show contestants. He also takes on legislative bigots! Yesterday, Clay updated his legions with this news in a post titled "Warnings":

I'm a little late on this one, but… be careful. Don't breathe in around me!

In debating the School Violence Prevention Act during a legislative session, NC General Assembly Minority Leader Skip Stam (R*-Wake) said that "explicitly protecting gay kids from bullying would lead to pedophilia and gay marriage," The man, who has obviously come unhinged from reality also argued that gay parents are "more dangerous than second-hand smoke."

http://www.bluenc.com/nc-gop-leader-lies-again-and-trashes-lesbian-mother-front-her-son

I hope I haven't caused any health problems for any of you!

What a dumbass! Do enough of you guys live in southern Wake County to help him lose his job next year?


Once a closeted homosexual, now a homosexual advocate calling on his minions to do God's work!

Queerty

Anonymous said...

"Once a closeted homosexual"

Mama always says, kids are there to teach you the truth!

Anonymous said...

I'm glad for Clay, he had the best reason to come out :)

Anonymous said...

:) I agree.

What happened to Madame Bastian, still digging through the wastebaskets?

Anonymous said...

Who's Madame Bastian?

Mama fighting for her gay sons said...

Mama always says, kids are there to teach you the truth!

Mother of gay sons berates Irish minister over civil partnerships

When Declan Doody wrote to Irish justice minister Dermot Ahern about the inequality of civil partnerships, he was dismayed to receive no response. However, when he posted a copy of the letter on his Facebook account, his mother Helen was spurred into action to write her own.

Recalling his fear of bullies at school and her temporary shock when he came out, she wrote: "Your Civil Partnership Bill is not good enough for my family, and hundreds, thousands of other families in this country." Writing on queerid.com, Declan revealed he burst into tears when he read the letter she sent, which asked Ahern to "revise this bill so everyone can be equal". The letter is fast becoming a hit on the internet.

Below is the letter in full.

Dear Mr Ahern,

My name is Helen Doody, you have already received and failed to reply to a letter that my own son Declan sent to you a week or so ago. So like any good and decent parent I am now trying to get you to listen to and protect my child – it is the very least that any mother would do for her own children.

I read Declan’s email and everything he said to you in the e-mail was true. He had a very tough time growing up in Abbeyfeale, I can still picture him crying in the mornings before he went to school because he was afraid of the people who were going to be waiting for him – bullies who would beat the living daylight out of him, people who crushed the very spirit within him. I tried numerous times to help him, I spoke to teachers, to the parents but the problem got a quick-fix but a weeks later it just continued on.

Declan was always a very shy and quiet boy but as the bullying continued he became more and more invisible. His Dad and I spent nights talking about him, wondering would he go to school in the morning, would he come home that evening with a ripped jumper or would his school copies be destroyed, we tried so hard to get him the help he needed but as the bullying continued, he started to shut his family out.

All of this began to change however the day Declan came out to me. I am not going to pretend that I handled it like a saint, it is a shock to the system, you don’t think about your child being gay, you just assume they are straight and when Declan told me I didn’t know what to do. I thought I had done something wrong, I thought it was my fault, I really thought that this was it for my son, when people started to find out that he was gay his entire world would turn into a living hell but it didn’t.

Over the coming weeks he began to change, I finally started to see him smile again and there was something different about his heart too. I saw my son reach a very dark and lonely place at the age of 16 but even at his lowest my son, had the courage and strength to come out and say he was gay.

He went to college with a new look on life, he finally seemed to be enjoying himself and it was only then I realised that there was nothing wrong with Declan. If my son was happy, if he was no longer worried about what other people thought about him then I knew that there was nothing wrong with being gay.

Mama fighting for her gay sons said...

For many years he had kept a secret from me and his family because he thought we would reject him, like so many people had done to him before and now at the age of 23 he has graduated with a degree, a higher diploma and a masters. He has become the fine young man that his father and I are so very proud to be able to call our son.

When I heard on the news that gay people would now finally be able to register the relationships like any married couple I finally thought things had changed and I suppose many other people around the country like me thought the same. However I have now realised that what you plan on doing is nothing short of telling the gay community that they are still not equal. You will not tell my sons that they are not equal to their brothers, friends and the rest of society. Your Civil Partnership Bill is not good enough for my family, and hundreds, thousands of other families in this country. I might not be the smartest person in this country but even I can tell you that this bill is all but worthless and will only further the opinion that gay people are not the same as everyone else.

I have been there for all my sons when they have had their hearts broken by girlfriends and boyfriends. I helped them pick out gifts on Valentines day and shopped around for a Tux for the Debs. I have met boyfriends and girlfriends, I have liked some and been frosty to others. I have thought about each and every single of them getting married to someone that they love and who will love them back as much as I do.

I have six sons Mr Ahern, six very beautiful boys who became six very beautiful and upstanding young men!

Two of my boys are gay. Four are straight. Two are firemen. Two love playing video games. One loves to cook. Three of them love cars. Five of them have had their tonsils out.

All of them are my sons.

You have the power to change this country so do the right thing and change this country for the better, wake up and realise that there is still time to clean up this mess and give gay couples the same rights as straight couples.

I am asking on behalf of my gay children, their gay friends, my gay friends, my family, I am asking you as a member of this country, as a taxpayer but most of all I am asking you as a mother, to help my children and revise this Bill so everyone in this country can be equal.

Yours truly,

Helen Doody

Pink News UK

Anonymous said...

You will not tell my sons that they are not equal to their brothers, friends and the rest of society. Your Civil Partnership Bill is not good enough for my family, and hundreds, thousands of other families in this country. I might not be the smartest person in this country but even I can tell you that this bill is all but worthless and will only further the opinion that gay people are not the same as everyone else.

:)

Jake said...

Men like sex and so, stick two of us together and sex comes pretty easily.

Or three, or four, or five ... - we are very friendly!

Austin said...

SLUT!

Anonymous said...

Wet Hot American Summer (2001)

The camp's hottest preppy (played by Alias' Bradley Cooper) is in love with another counselor (comedian Michael Ian Black), and they even get married, to the supposed dismay of the straight colleagues who — in true summer camp form — have been trying to get one of the men laid with a girl counselor all summer (the straight guys, far from horrified, actually buy the newlywed gay couple a chaise lounge for a wedding present).

@ 00:50 - "a very sexually graphic gay sex scene between Michael Ian Black and Bradly Cooper"

Wet Hot American Summer - Part 5

Jake said...

@ 00:50 - "a very sexually graphic gay sex scene between Michael Ian Black and Bradly Cooper"

That's my kind of summer camp fun!

twitter said...

'Long story short: i was in whole foods and reese witherspoon and her bf were there!!"


the Chin takes her nameless bf grocery shopping on a hot summer Sunday afternoon. Nice!

Anonymous said...

grocery store on weekend = PR

Being seen by regular folk and moving around. Grocery stores are cold in summer and well lit. Not exactly like standing in line outside in a hot sun then sitting in a movie theater where it's dark.

Anonymous said...

Nameless bf is named earlier!

jeremyElowe: Just saw jake gyllenhal and reese witherspoon grocery shopping at whole foods in brentwood!
about 1 hour ago from txt

Anonymous said...

I notice that it's Reese and her BF. That bearding really did wonders in getting Jake so many new fans.

Anonymous said...

I have never understood why Reeke is so desperate to look so boring and domesticated. If Reese was desperate enough to beard for a gay man so that she wouldn't look like a loser when her husband left her, she beards for a hot looking, younger guy so she can supposedly look hip, young, sexy and desirable instead of frumpy, bitchy and frigid (which she looks like she still is) and then Reeke PR goes to amazing lentghs to portray them as some kind of old married couple who is all domesticated. What is the point? Just makes Jake look castrated but still gay and Reese still comes off as Super Cold Bitch.

LOL said...

"Nameless bf is named earlier!
jake gyllenhal"


"I notice that it's Reese and her BF. That bearding really did wonders in getting Jake so many new fans."


And even if fans know his name they still don't how to spell it!

Anonymous said...

Reeke works out 1 day then grocery shops another. They're just like us!

some tweets are funny said...

nurse_pandapple: im goina watch jake gylenhall & heath ledger have #cowboybuttsex cause it gives me a boner

Anonymous said...

"I have never understood why Reeke is so desperate to look so boring and domesticated."

Did you ever consider the possibility that Reese is one of the few people willing to hang out with Jake on a regular basis? His family and best friend are far away, and it doesn't look as if he has too many running buddies or acquaintances in LA or anywhere else. I hate to say this, but sometimes I get the distinct feeling that for Jake, it's either another trip to the grocery store with Reese or being alone.

Beggars in the closet can't afford to be choosy.

Anonymous said...

Well said 10:14. Jake is probably really needy and wants to sit around and talk about his feelings and interpretations and watch movies all day and read and be alone in the kitchen and be listened to. He used to be seen with people all the time. They proably got sick of him. Reese is so full of herself buzzing around and only half listening to Jake, agreeing with him all the time and offering "support", yet little does he probably realize in his selfcenteredness she's using him to help concoct her plan to be a big star who owns the world.

Can't you see these two egos together?! They probably talk talk talk, two different conversations going on at the same time and no one's listening!

Anonymous said...

Aww Reeke is at HW Bowl. More PR. Wonder who's playing, Rufus W?!

HW Bowl said...

tonight: Ray LaMontagne, Jenny Lewis & Blitzen Trapper.

Anonymous said...

How many times does Jake have to see the same people in concert?! Sheesh.

Anonymous said...

No wait, now I get it. Jenny Lewis, Ray and Rufus are his friends. They give him complimentary box seats for their concerts, great PR for all. Jake takes his beard to the free shows! He probably made Reese buy the groceries for the pre-concert dinner he made. "You got this one Babe?" << can picture it now. Perfectly.

Anonymous said...

So what do you all think, is Jake a freeloader all the time or just with the beard?

Anonymous said...

On a regular basis, think of all the people we used to see Jake with before. It was mostly Chris and his family. Now, those people are far away. Who are his daily running buddies now? No one. It's Reese and that's it. So, you might see him at a concert, but who does he hang out with most of time (meaning 99% of the time)? His beard. Grocer store - same. Coffee shop - same. Clothes - same. Beach - same. I guess that his loony fan-girl base is intimidated by books because he no longer seems to go to bookstores, but sports stores - same.

And when he's on set, who comes to visit him? During the filming of Brothers, Nailed and Pop, who visited him besides Reese? No one that I could see. And Reese can pay her own way (unlike Chris and probably Austin)!

Let's face it. As Ted said, Jake has lot's of secrets : family, money, sexuality, insecurities about career, where he's really living, unspoken anxieties about people who clearly hate Reese in the industry, Heath drama, the logistics of bearding. Thank God he's not a substance abuser. Then he'd really be a basket-case. He's a bundle of angst right now, and it's not pretty.

He needs a nanny and chaperone, someone who will keep him out of trouble, make sure that he stays focused on his career and prevent him from brooding about his current familial, financial and professional situation.

"Jenny Lewis, Ray and Rufus are his friends."

They might be acquaintances, he doesn't see them regularly. I suspect that his everyday life is very simple, and that he doesn't really have a lot of people to hang out with a regular basis. Most of the time, it's the beard, or his own thoughts. Alone.

Anonymous said...

"Jenny Lewis, Ray and Rufus are his friends."

I meant that in the way that we always hear about him going to their concerts, because he most likely gets to see them for free. And naturally thats when he takes the beard!

Anonymous said...

"think of all the people we used to see Jake with before."

Kirsten, Sam Ronson, Chris, Austin, Lance Armstrong, Matt McConahey, other bicycling guys, his family, small groups of misc people.

With some of those people ^^ differences, physical space and other interests have affected Jake for sure. IA with you 12:22. The biggest part of only hanging with the beard is keeping the image and the secrets. Jake (in his mind) can't afford to risk new friendships and is limited to what he reveals about himself. He certainly can't be seen with Sam or Austin very often and maybe even Sam or others who are gay-friendly or gay and out find his bearding disgusting and can't be bothered with him. Lance and Matt have their own lives..plus they probably know about him and whatever their feelings its obvious they really aren't inviting them to their activites. That Cocaine BV about TT trying to convince his public he can have sex with women, "his public"?! I think that "public" was either Lance or Matt or both, sharing a girl with Jake. And they saw FAIL.

Bearding has made Jake's world smaller, that's for sure.

Anonymous said...

"Cocaine BV, that "public" was either Lance or Matt"

The AIA's was and I quote "All 3 Jonas Bros", which sounds just like the nickname for Jake, Lance and Matt, "The 3 Amigos". The BV also took place before TT got his current beard, which was exactly during the 3 Amigos days.

I've been thinking about this BV. It said "painfully unnatural" NOT "unnaturally painful" - there is a big difference in that. I too at first thought it meant the girl was being orally abused in some way. But after realizing what Ted really meant by "painfully unnatural", that it was a sad sight to see someone do something that's out of their element, I get it now. Ted further adds to the "out of his element" scenario by saying it took a lot of interesting positions and wasn't enjoyable. I'm sure the girl wasn't the only one who was aware of the awful pretend sex, Lance and Matt probably figured it out pretty damn quick too.

Anonymous said...

BV: "This all took place, we're told, before Tile hooked up with his current beard, right when he was adamantly told not to come out, so it's no wonder he turned to drugs."

12:22: "Thank God he's not a substance abuser."


Who's to know, 12:22? He could very well be and we're not aware of it.


One thing I noticed in the last couple years and in Reeke pics: Jake doesn't have the tongue thing going on like he used to. Remember that? It was spontaneous and involuntary (and sexy). Could be he's either gone off of something, or gone on something. Illegal drugs or perfectly legit pharmacueticals prescribed for a problem.

I really doubt anyone told him "don't do that with your tongue, it's gross" because it wasn't, it was sex on a stick and part of his charisma. IMO its disappearance is related to what's negatively going on with him now either physically or emotionally.

Anonymous said...

IA with 12:22, but I also think that Reese discourages Jake from hanging out with other people very much. She feeds his insecurity, paranoia and self-doubt. She is not popular with most of her colleagues as well, and the less time he spends with family and friends, the more time he *has* to spend with her, if only to alleviate his loneliness.

Reese will keep his secrets but she's a vindictive succubus with tons of control issues. What an unholy arrangement.

Anonymous said...

2:08 you are












absolutely correct IMO!

Reese is like one of those cults that welcomes you at first, then brainwashes you, then before you know it you've handed over all your worldly goods to them, then you're committing suicide while they've taken off for better horizons with all the money.

Jim Jones said...

I wonder what "Cult Reese" stage Jake is at now.

Jake said...

I already drank the POP Koolaid! What's next?

Anonymous said...

"tsekuech: Just got back from a great show at the Hollywood Bowl where I spotted Jake & Reese! Also saw Alicia Silverstone (pretty)"


LOL Reeke doesn't get a "(pretty)"

LOL said...

Urban Dictionary

Anonymous said...

^^^^

1. Toothy Tile - another word for gay men.

Girl 1: I heard that Jake Gyllenhaal is finally going to marry Reese Witherspoon.

Girl 2: I can't believe Jake is still keeping up this sham with Reese. Everyone knows he's Toothy Tile!

Anonymous said...

1st Toothy Tile item by Ted: March 5, 2005



1st Toothy definition in Urban Dictionary: Dec 13, 2004

toothy

The english translation of :D in instant messanger.
Use toothy and you will appear happier. (by Wendy)


^^ Any reason this might be why/where Ted got the TT name from? Just throwin it out there since it was pre TT!

Anonymous said...

toothy - the english translation of :D in instant messanger

Ted might get an idea if he used instant messenger.

PR said...

I meant that in the way that we always hear about him going to their concerts, because he most likely gets to see them for free. And naturally thats when he takes the beard!

Duh, who else? Jake is reeking and doing something he actually likes - everyone's happy!

Anonymous said...

IA with 12:22, but I also think that Reese discourages Jake from hanging out with other people very much.

How could she do that and why would Jake care?

Reese could suggest hanging out with other people in private, to support Reeke, but that's it.

Anonymous said...

Sam Ronson was Kiki's drug dealer, no reason for Jake to habg with her anymore.

Anonymous said...

Did you ever consider the possibility that Reese is one of the few people willing to hang out with Jake on a regular basis?

No, why would we?

What could Jake possibly do to alienate ALL his friends and acquaintances?

George said...

Jakey, be a god boy and I'll get you this sculpture for your next birthday.

Anonymous said...

That Cocaine BV about TT trying to convince his public he can have sex with women, "his public"?! I think that "public" was either Lance or Matt or both, sharing a girl with Jake.

Ted said:

"Apparently, T.T. banged said blabber to try to prove to himself — or more importantly, the powers that be (managers, publicists, the public) that he isn't gay. See, the more chicks he hooks, the farther back in the closet he goes; just how his handlers want it."

Ted said...

Dear Ted:
Love your column, been reading it for years, but I've never seen you as obsessed with a subject as you are with Robsten! Well, maybe Toothy Tile. Are focusing on them so much because they are the hot thing that will bring people to your column?
—Marcy

Dear We're Not Superficial!
If you look in the A.T. archives (which are stuffed with mucho dishy non-Robsten stories), you can see how my love for Rob, Kristen and subsequently Robsten, has grown over the past year—regardless of the headlines surrounding them. Sure, they're hot, but that's not the only reason why I love them. They're a screw-the-rest-of-'em renegade duo, and that's what I feel—honestly—takes them to the next level.

AT

Anonymous said...

"(managers, publicists, the public)"

I think "the public" here is Jake's general public, not his male fuck buddies.

Anonymous said...

"What could Jake possibly do to alienate ALL his friends and acquaintances?"

How about deciding to lie about himself and beard with Reese. And then probably try and subject his friends and family to her and spending time with her. Notice that for over a year none of Jake's family or friends were part of the photo ops and so far only his mother and some other friends have braved the Reeke photo ops. Maggie, Chris, Austin and Papa G haven't done any Reeke photo ops.

Anonymous said...

How about deciding to lie about himself and beard with Reese.

Jake is closeted public figure for years.
Bearding includes only occasionall reeking with friends and family, no reason for avoiding Jake.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure Jake's friends and family don't want to hang out with the chin, but doing Reeke photo op (for Jake's sake) can't be such a terrible ordeal, lol.

Did Twitter Cost Bruno Filmmakers $20 Million? said...

On Friday morning, Hollywood Daily was declaring Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno a potentital $50 million hit: "Sacha Baron Cohen has done it again. Based on $1.6 million in post-midnight shows in nearly 700 theaters this morning, and pre-sales for its weekend release into 2,757 North American theaters, Brüno looks like a big hit for Universal. 'If it holds up, we'll do $50 million,' one insider tells me. 'Yet this is a movie that people may or may not attend spontaneously.' That's double the $25M to $27M which Universal and even rival studios have been predicting for the mockumentary's weekend debut."

Turns out, Bruno did a not-so-shabby $30.4 million after plunging 37% in its box office from Friday to Saturday. TIME wonders if Twitter was the culprit:

"Bruno's box-office decline from Friday to Saturday indicates that the film's brand of outrage was not the sort to please most moviegoers — and that their tut-tutting got around fast. Bruno could be the first movie defeated by the Twitter effect."

Finally, was Bruno "below the belt" (as GLAAD suggests and CNN asks) for you? Please let us know if you think Bruno enforced stereotypes, or were the bigots (or those who paid full price for a tickiet) the butt of the joke?

Watch CNN's weekend report on gays and Bruno...

Towleroad

Anonymous said...

Saying Jake doesn't have any friends because we don't have photos of him with them makes no sense. I'm pretty sure Jake brushes his teeth even though we don't have any photos of that.

The more interesting question is why after 18 months of reeking we got a flurry of photos of Jake with friends, family and Austin, only to have them dry up again. Was the General unhappy that those pictures got more positive feedback? All of the Jake has more chemisty with his friends than with the Chin? Prove Jake has friends and family, and now they think they don't have to show anymore of them?

Anonymous said...

I think 10:06 AM got it right.
Pics can only indicate the dynamic of the bearding and PR's way of work, not what is really going on in celebrities's lives

Anonymous said...

I'm sure reeking is planned around the chin and her publicity needs. Maybe that has something to do with answers to 10:06 AM questions.

Anonymous said...

So how do photos with Mike White and Austin fit into the Chin's needs?

Anonymous said...

IDK about M.White but maybe Reese agreed to pay for Jaustin pics to make a point that they are ok with being photographed together because they are just "good-friends- so- enough- with- the- nonsense-that- they- are- actually-fucking"

Anonymous said...

"(managers, publicists, the public)"

"I think "the public" here is Jake's general public, not his male fuck buddies."

How would the public know Jake was having sex with this one female? Like, was it going to be put in Just Jared as a story with pics?! Remember, "the public" was italicized, as in emphasized:(managers, publicists, the public)

the public = people who were there.

Anonymous said...

LMAO what's with today's Bitch Back?! Look at the center part of the letters, any words that have an A and a T get turned into A.T.


Don't count on it. Why bother with an alternA.T.e film when everyone will go running to see the PG-13 version no mA.T.ter whA.T.'s in it? It could be Rob PA.T.tinson staring A.T. a wall for two hours and we'd still go. Twice.

LOL!~



Awfully Odd

LOL said...

pA.T.hetic
WhA.T.'s
hA.T.e
rA.T.ed
thA.T.
situA.T.ion
flA.T.
relA.T.ionship
PA.T.tinson
whA.T.
Jason BA.T.eman
ultimA.T.ely
ExplanA.T.ion
lA.T.ely
appreciA.T.e
A.T. A.T..

Anonymous said...

So how do photos with Mike White and Austin fit into the Chin's needs?

Reese's primary concern:

1. Reese's publicity
2. using Jake for Reese's publicity (movie set visits, movie promotion tours, industry parties, ...).

Jake is taking care of staying in the closet (as he did before bearding), so Jake and friends pictures aren't really important.

Anonymous said...

"Sam Ronson was Kiki's drug dealer"

Oh really? 6:10, link please!

not 6:10 AM said...

link

Anonymous said...

"What could Jake possibly do to alienate ALL his friends and acquaintances?"

Hang out and beard with Reese. Who else do we ever see Reese with, that one lady who looks just like her (obviously a Reese admirer) and who's the wife of a CAA executive? (btw how convenient)

Anonymous said...

LMAO what's with today's Bitch Back?! Look at the center part of the letters, any words that have an A and a T get turned into A.T.

Cool :)

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous not 6:10 AM said...

link"


A pic of Sam and Linds giving the peace sign means Sam was Kiki's drug dealer?!

Anonymous said...

The only purpose for Reeke pictures is to show that Reese can still get a man and Jake is with a woman, therefore he is straight. If he is seen with Reese, that must mean he is not with Austin. They probably tried the biking pics to see if "we are just friends" would fly these days. But Jake's feelings for Austin can't be hidden. They shine through like the sun.

11:26 continued said...

What I meant to say is that it looks like Reese herself isn't too popular with people, even preReeke she was hardly papped with friends. She has none, except for that lookalike woman who idolizes her. If you see pics of Reese talking to people, even kids, they all get that look on their face like like "You're full of shit" LOL

Anonymous said...

"But Jake's feelings for Austin can't be hidden. They shine through like the sun"



Awww,.... :´)
you're too sweet for
this world,11:30 AM

Anonymous said...

A pic of Sam and Linds giving the peace sign means Sam was Kiki's drug dealer?!

No, that was a joke :)

BTW, for Europeans Lindsay is giving the peace sign, Sam is giving the fuck off sign.

Reese, you're full of shit! said...

opps!

Sissy

Kids

Anonymous said...

What I meant to say is that it looks like Reese herself isn't too popular with people, even preReeke she was hardly papped with friends.

I know and I bet that was the main reason her marriage lasted so long.

Anonymous said...

It's old news that Sam R. was and is hired not so much for her DJ "skills" but her ability to "dispense" drugs to her celebrity friends, sort of like MK Olsen. If you noticed, Jake was only papped with Sam during the spring/summer of 2005 If i'm not mistaken, the height of the Kiki drug rumors. There is that set of pics of Kiki, Jake, Sam and Kiki's assisiatnt lounging poolside and engagging in some PDA, I always though Jake was high there along with the rest of the group.

He was papped with Sam later on and then along with rapper, Eve, another druggie. Jake hung around alot of Kiki's friends back then, now that they are no longer together I assume he doesn't see the druggie pals of Kiki anymore.

Anonymous said...

Reeke at Hollywood Bowl concert, IMO it will be the lovey-dovey story/pics substitute for the one that was thwarted by MJ's death.

Anonymous said...

LOL! Hollywood Bowl Lovebirds

LOL said...

Here's how to feel better about what you're wearing today

Anonymous said...

Hollywood Bowl Drunks

LOLOL said...

Yeah, Jake jumps on this every night. Uh huh.

Anonymous said...

Reese is gross.

Anonymous said...

My god that purse. i thought she was still wearing her seat belt.

Audubon said...

"lovebirds"?! Don't put those 2 idiots with us!

Anonymous said...

Reese tries to make it look like she has friends. Jenny's really into her, can't you tell?!

Anonymous said...

I hope they burn his hat. He looks 15 years younger without his hat (and beard-meant facial hair).

sad said...

While putting on a brave face, Jenny's about to cry, guy tries to fight off Reese, telling her "She doesn't want you to pretend to be her friend!" Desperate Reese.

Anonymous said...

Reese's marketing tool is so useful - Jake even provides the beard with "friends" for photo ops!

ewwwwwwwwww said...

Drunk Chin 1

Drunk Chin 2

Anonymous said...

Check out X17's story on Reeke at HW bowl. The last pic is Jake with his hand out scolding the pap and X17's comment right underneath the pic is "Girl, please." LOL

Anonymous said...

Cant quite work out who looks worse in these pics, although on reflection I think Reese wins it in the drunk and ugly contest.

You could almost feel sorry for her, if she wasn't so nasty.

Anonymous said...

You are right, Jake looks bad, this reeking event wasn't pleasant.

Anonymous said...

11:45 said "Reeke at Hollywood Bowl concert, IMO it will be the lovey-dovey story/pics substitute for the one that was thwarted by MJ's death."

Er.. looks like this one might be thwarted by Reese's inability to stay sober.

just a question, do you think that Jake was actually in a fit state to drive? Looks fairly tanked up himself, although obviously not as much as old Reesy. Something says there'll be a sore head in Brentwood today.

Anonymous said...

Ryan does shit-faced drunk better, LOL!! Jake looks wasted too, though not as much as Reese.

They have done this before. Remember the birthday pics/video where they were both downing wine non-stop through dinner? He got behind the wheel and they both sped off laughing as the waitstaff threw eggs at the paps!

Anonymous said...

I wonder if "Reese gets tipsy" is an attempt to make her seem fun, or if it's really true - she might have a real problem with alcohol. It would definately explain the control issues, few friends and narcissism.

Anonymous said...

Reeke = two desperate drunks

Jake said...

The bitch was drunk as a skunk, but at least she didn't puke in the car. Thank Moses For Small Mercies!

Anonymous said...

FUCK! I don't even know what to say.

I think this are the worst pics of them so far.
Ok, they were drunk,big deal!

But it looks like it's not like they are enjoying it or having fun ! Reese is like a cyclothymic drunk, all happy and jocking and the next moment sad and depressed and Jake looks like he jut wants to take her home, drop her on the couch and run to continuing the night on his own...

my,God.... and what's up with the pic of the dude not wanting Chin grabbing the other chick's hand?? Is he a bodyguard or soemthing? If so, nobody told him that Chin is supposed to be friends with this people?

This set of pics are very confusing, to say the least...

Anonymous said...

FUCK! I don't even know what to say.

You can say that again! lol

Anonymous said...

Maybe you should get liquered up like Reese, Jake and even Ryan and Abby do, it will do you good!

Natalie Portman is Thor’s Jane Foster said...

Natalie Portman has been cast as the female lead in Thor, Marvel Studios’s live-action film due out in theaters on May 20, 2011.

According to THR, the 28-year-old actress has been cast to star as Jane Foster, who in early comic book lore was a nurse who became Thor’s first love. Aussie actor Chris Hemsworth has already been chosen to play thunder god Thor. Tom Hiddleston is set to play Loki, the god of mischief.

Mickey R said...

"Loki, the god of mischief"

I miss my Loki!

Anonymous said...

Awww :)

Anonymous said...

Harry and Pepper broke up. :(

Anonymous said...

Ohhhh MichaelK, you're a little hard on Linda aren't you? LOL

Anonymous said...

Reese is a bit too fond of alcohol sometimes, lol.

Anonymous said...

It's funny how she said in an interview that she doesn't do nude scenes anymore in movies because, as a mother, she has to protect her image to her children...oh, but showing her drunk ass all over a rock concert is so much clasyy and mature,
right Laura Jeanne?

Anonymous said...

Harry and Pepper broke up.

Dlisted comment: This totally gives me hope for James Franco. I'm changing my name to Linda. Dirty dirty birds UNITE!

Anonymous said...

she has to protect her image to her children

Laura Jeanne Reese Witherbeard is full of PR shit.

Burp said...

Like I said before, beggars in the closet like Jake can't afford to be choosy. His beard got drunk in public. What's he going to do, go to the concert alone?

Anonymous said...

Drunk Reese or Reese with a drinking problem is the least of Jake's problem. Why should he care?

Anonymous said...

Posted on OMG

September 18, 2006

Reese Witherspoon gets drunk and pukes in Las Vegas elevator?

According to a blind item in a gossip forum, Reese Witherspoon (at least that’s my guess) had too much to drink and ended up puking in an elevator:

WHICH wholesome Oscar-winning mom had too much to drink at a concert in Las Vegas? The actress held herself back in an elevator at the Four Seasons Hotel, but as soon as the doors opened, she spewed in the hallway, screened behind a phalanx of her friends and her bodyguard.

link

4:20 PM said...

OK - why should Jake care as long as Reese doesn't puke in his car?

LOL!

Anonymous said...

I wonder how she got THAT drunk. Her bear bottles were almost full, she barely drank 2 or 3 sips IMO.
I don't want to start talking about dopies but....

Anonymous said...

Maybe it was beer mixed with something stronger or beer #3.

Anonymous said...

Jake is converting Laura Reese in Kiki II !!!


Remember: Kiki was just fine until she hooked up w/ Toothy :(

Anonymous said...

Reese Bitchface Witherspoon was never fine, she was always ugly inside.

Anonymous said...

"she doesn't do nude scenes anymore in movies because, as a mother, she has to protect her image to her children"

Oh so her kids will never see the nude scenes she did before she had them because all the scenes/VHS/dvds were destroyed in the world?

Anonymous said...

Reese never had a problem with insulting people's intelligence. lol

huh? said...

Heavier than Heaven (A Kurt Cobain Biopic)

Shame on me! I'm starting to hate myself a little bit. How could I be so damn late in finding out that there's a movie coming out based on Kurt Cobain's biography. What kind of a hardcore fan am I?

Anyway, I know I can forgive myself for that in time. So according to the website where I found the information.

* The movie is based on Charles Cross's biography of Cobain, "Heavier than Heaven", which would likewise be the title of the movie.
* Courtney Love, executive producer, has said she wants actor Ryan Gosling to play her late husband Kurt Cobain in a film. (Well for those who don't know her she's the widow of Kurt Cobain and the mother of their child Frances Bean Cobain)
* Courtney who seems to be a fan of Scarlett Johansson wants that she portray her.

Well, I just hope Courtney, as executive producer won't make a trash out of this movie. But I SERIOUSLY DOUBT that the hardcore fans and loyalists would really appreciate the film, if up to now, the truth about Kurt Cobain's death has been a mystery for some and it's a fact that Love is being said to be involved in Kurt's death.

Now, based on Rollingstones Magazine pre-production has finally kicked-off, and the initial casts of the film aside from Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Gosling are:

Justin Long as Krist Noveselic, Nirvana's bassist
Topher Grace as Dave Grohl, Nirvana's drummer
Cate Blanchett as Eric Erlandson, served as Singer, guitarist, and songwriter for Nirvana
Jake Gyllenhaal as Axl Rose of the Guns 'N Roses
Jack Black as King Buzzo, (Buzz Osbourne)
Emile Hirsch as Eddie Vedder, lead singer of Pearl Jam
Toni Collette as Kim Gordon, of Sonic Youth
Ron Jeremy as Tad Doyle, of the band TAD

Now, this isn't the first film about Kurt Cobain, if I am not mistaken i posted a review on some of them. Two of his films which was released internationally are "Last Days" in 2005, which is about a theory on how Kurt Cobain spent his last days, and "About a Son" in 2006 which basically tells a story of his childhood until he reached stardom.

I can't wait to see this new film!, and if ever I won't make it to the cinemas in time for it's showing, I promise you guys I'll commit suicide! Kiddin'! haha!!!

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Anonymous said...

I wouldn't mind to see Laura Ree$e so wasted if she wasn't such a self-righteous, moralistic bitch always looking down at others and trying to present herself as an example of how a HW actress must behave.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Huh? Too many negations!
I hope you are saying "Nice to see the bitch so wasted". lol

Anonymous said...

Reese is an alcoholic, Jake is bearding. A phony-couple match made in heaven!

Anonymous said...

Reese's Avon perfume should be called In Brew and smell like beer puke.

Anonymous said...

Ewwww...LOL!

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't mind to see Laura Ree$e so wasted if she wasn't such a self-righteous, moralistic bitch always looking down at others and trying to present herself as an example of how a HW actress must behave." (5:07 PM)

"^^^ Huh? Too many negations!" (5:20)



Not 5:07 but count 'em, there's 2 negations, "wouldn't" and "wasn't". Try going on Ritalin, 5:20, it might help.

Anonymous said...

Writing straightforward sentences would be better - and it would be alcohol and drug free!

Jake said...

Burp said... Like I said before, beggars in the closet like Jake can't afford to be choosy. His beard got drunk in public. What's he going to do, go to the concert alone?

I wish I could!

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