Austin Nichols and Jake Gyllenhaal
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How does it matter? Jake was on crutches, he was slow. Would you leave your friend or colleague behind like that?
^^IDK, depends on my mood tbh.
Never! :)
I can't believe some here are thinking Reese has human feeling for an injured Jake.
She's a phony shrew.She would piss on Heath's grave.
"How does it matter? Jake was on crutches, he was slow. Would you leave your friend or colleague behind like that?"
If it were Jake, with his whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch, yeah, I'd say suck it up, you pansy. . .
^
LOL.
Reeke have reached Rome.
Nice pashmina Jake pash for cash
12:01 the press release did not say they were "just friends" - it said they "were friends".
The "just friends" meme has taken on a life of its own
You must have dyslexia dear. Read it here:
Last April, wishful thinkers made much of photos of an animated-looking Jake and Austin at a Lakers game. Jake’s rep says they’re “just friends.”
link
Witherspoon in Italy:
justjared
Also, I think we know who's running this show.
and it aint Reese or Keifer
Isn't odd that one of the movies producers is traveling along for the European press tour? Katzenberg has been along from the beginning because he was in one of the pics from Germany. Reese should really hook up with Katzenberg. They are both the same-unattractive, rich, OCD, bitchy, self-centered and money oriented. They would make the perfect couple.
^^Honestly, I think Reese should do it like Michelle Williams or Kate Winslet, hook up with an older director/producer.
...And both (she and Catsmountain) double-chinned.
How about the title?:
"The double chin and her appendix, Jake"
Agreed, I always thot Reese and Katz made a cute couple - Jake could be the sperm donor - via turkey baster.
Reese definitely won't have any babies anymore. If Jake wants offspring, he should find another woman to impregnate her. He doesn't have to stay with her, just share responsibility. It most definitely won't be Reese.
Do voices for cartoons do world tour promotions? Didnt know this. I am, admittedly, naive.
12:47, Angelina Jolie, Jack Black - Kung Fu Panda.
Yes, they do.
For the millionth time (because I read the original statement), the press release did not say they were "just friends" - it said they "were friends".
Do you remember where did you read the original statement?
Tuesday, April 11th 2006
GAY FANS of Jake Gyllenhaal are determined to claim the "Brokeback Mountain" star as their own. Blogosphere gossips have been claiming that Gyllenhaal was ready to admit he was having trouble quitting actor Austin Nichols, whom he has known since high school. But sorry, guys, there won't be any coming-out party. Even though Jake is now split with Kirsten Dunst and Nichols broke off his engagement to Claire Oswalt, Gyllenhaal's rep says he and Nichols are just friends.
NY Daily News
thanks 12:50 seems overkill - however!
and isn't anybody noticing that one-eyed monster is slang for penis?
this film is for kids? a riff on Woody Allen's giant breast?
kids pick up on phallic images right away. sends 'em into giggling fits.
Yes, I noticed but being polite. ;) The clip I saw at the Superbowl, but humor is a bit more adult. But then, I always found some of the jokes in Bugs Bunny a bit over children's heads. :)
In the clip I saw during the Superbowl. :)
Last week, four of the celeb weeklies put Rihanna on the cover, and none of them saw an increase in sales. Life & Style had a picture of Jennifer Aniston on the cover, and sold more than sister mag In Touch. [NY Post]
Jen can do better than JM. :)
Fake gay BI
"Which aging supermodel is planning a fake lesbian romance to get the tabloids interested again in her flagging career?" [BlindGossip]
Katzenberg is married with kids, I assume he is on the PR tour because this flick is a big deal with the 3-D stuff, Dreamworks hopes to make a shit load of $$$ here and abroad.
He is doing press and talking it up a lot, a couple of the production/CG people that worked on it are traveling with them too, seen them at some ot the premieres.
1:18 babbler, no one here said Katz is gay.
I liked Reese's sleeveless black dress a lot at the Madrid premiere, and her outfit with Jake, once I got a better look at it (great boots) was cute. The Prada, wasn't crazy about the shoulders. Sometimes too much black, I think. I liked her navy outfit too, but nothing beats that gorgerous color and silhouette, and Cleopatra neckline of the Valentino. :)
Some dresses were OK. UK outfit was horrible, today's dress looks like it was ordered from some redneck catalogue.
Why are we discussing The Chin?
so, she has money to buy fancy clothes. Is that the best thing you can say about her?
I like clothes. What can I say?
If PR thinks rags like US matter more than the internet, especially to the younger generation that HW pitches all its movies to, then they are stupid.
I'm sure they do plenty of research on it.
What I find funny is that in many European countries (Spain, Italy, France, Germany) Hollywood movies are dubbed. So what the hell are they doing promoting an animated movie with the actors that provide the original voices, if only a few cinemas in each city will have the subtitled version with the original soundtrack.
New Austin pics
ANJ
how tall is that hot blue one eyed monster when fully erect? does it chase after the giant woman in this film?
flashback clockwork orange
"New Austin pics
ANJ"
Is this spam?
How could new Austin on the OTH set pictures be spam?
erect blue chasing reese? LOL, 1:52
So what the hell are they doing promoting an animated movie with the actors that provide the original voices
Reese's annoying voice isn't important, the goal of the promotion is to make money.
The same applies to reeking.
"erect blue chasing reese? LOL, 1:52"
would be fun to photoshop pic of one eyed monster chasing Reese from one of the Prada pictures of her gaily running -
^ ^
sorry - "with" one of the Prada pix
^ ^ ^
Prado sorry again - busy day
Reese is no fun.
More Prado Museum pictures
Jake - that message was funny!
IHJ - Prado Museum In Madrid
Wow, do you have ANY clue how news media works? Those were both re-wordings of the original statement that Jake's PR gave. That happens with most quotes you see, particularly second-party quotes.
I remember at the time, because I was around at the time, monitoring the use of language.
Yes, PR. I was there. Keeping an eye on you. You weren't the freaky lying homophobic scum that you are now, with your teenage minions spreading the good false news that Jake is soooooooooooo in love with Reese.
More Prado Museum pictures
Jake - that message was funny!
The blind leading the bland. :-\
PETA is good at getting publicity publicity - good and bad, to bring attention to their cause. But they have done so much for the welfare of animals, pages upon pages of things that you hear nothing about, in the food and cosmetics, and clothing industry. They are a wonderful organization, and misunderstood. Since when is it a bad thing to treat another living thing with compassion? George, consider yourself lucky PETA took notice of you. :)
re-wordings
Exactly! Thanks for pointing this out. So tedious when these off-hand phrases like "just friends" are cited as if they are quotations from Jake himself.
George, consider yourself lucky PETA took notice of you. :)
Exactly!
Did Reese ever have such a high profile around the world romance with Ryan?
Those were both re-wordings of the original statement that Jake's PR gave. I remember at the time, because I was around at the time, monitoring the use of language.
I tried but couldn't find the original statement. What was the source? People magazine?
"Did Reese ever have such a high profile around the world romance with Ryan?"
romance? Jake tagging along behind her, totally Not There, texting his buds, while she skips along ahead looking kookily orgasmic.
what a pair!
2;36, any moment Jake's PR is going to show up and anonymously post that it was a verbal statement given over the phone and that there was no press release, because that is what they do every time this comes up. Just to warn you.
1:51, No one really cares about Austin. He not an important celebrity or actor. He's only interesting in relation to Jake.
If he and Jake break up, no one will really care. Jake is the focus of this blog, and whatever his current bearding realtionship is.
Speak for yourself, 2:45 PM!
2:45PM, It seems he is important enough for you to bother replying the comment ;)
Oh come on, Im not 2:45 but for some people Austin/Jake relationship is interesting and hot but Austin's career in itself is not interesting.
99.9% percent of the comments here are about Reeke.
If some of you find Austin so interesting, then you should post more about him. Let us know about all of the fascinating work he's doing and interests he has.
Look at all the comments here when we see Jake with Austin. Austin by himself, not so much.
99.9% percent of the comments here are about Reeke.
Not true, take a better look.
Maybe 2:58 has some right.
Today there was more comments about Re$$e outfits than Austin abandoned and heartbroken in USA
I think people who like Austin tend to post on OMG.
And being an important celebrity or actor is not the only criteria to judge someone. I'd think being a good person (which from everything you hear Austin very much is) is far more important.
Austin abandoned and heartbroken in USA
He's working, and he doesn't look that heartbroken to me.
3:11, this is a celebrity blog.
Austin isn't much of a celebrity. He's just not the interesting.
That may change. But it's been at least four years since I've first heard of him, and he still is C/D list status.
He may be a good person, just not an interesting one.
I see today is Trash Austin day, the other day was Trash Heath day. ITA with you, 3:11, it's more important to be a good person.
it's more important to be a good person.
Yes... in private life but i expect something interesting and uncommon about celebrities if i'm going to honoring them with my comments on the internet ;)
"Let us know about all of the fascinating work he's doing and interests he has."
This year Austin has been in a really good film “Prayers for Bobby”. He is a regular on a show where he is having great praises. The Informers is coming up in April. He has a degree in English focused on Creative Writing. He is a very talented writer (you can read some of his writing online). He is an accomplished sportsmen (he was ranked third in the world in waterskiing) and a cinephile. By all accounts he is polite, kind and charming Also, he is hot and has a great personal style.
Calling someone a non-celebrity is not trashing him.
Saying that someone is not interesting is not trashing him.
There's a difference between being objective and being demeaning.
If I were going to trash Austin, I would call him a spineless, barely talented, doormat whose only claim of interest is being Jake Gyllenhaal's alleged sexual outlet.
See the difference.
For someone people claim is boring he and not worthy of attention Austin sure seems to bother people.
Austin has surpassed Jake in the hotness department in the past year and is getting a lot of buzz for OTH. Yes, it's a not very good fangirl show, but it got attention from the critics, who all mentioned Austin, even though the show has been around for 6-7 years now. And from the sound of Austin's blogging, I think he's having a hell of a lot more fun than Jake is.
Someone who is confident and happy is a lot sexier than someone who is playing the child to Mommy Reese and Daddy Katzenberg.
2:58/3:18/3:46 has shown her true colors, as she always does.
They also don't know the difference between being objective and being subjective.
Alas, stupid and ignorant are forever with some.
I agree with 3:43.
Stir.
I like Austin.He is very handsome and has a killer smile. If he is just Jakes's boytoy, then it's fine with me but i hope he is having fun with all this secret sex encounters with Jake and not like BBM Jack, who waited and waited and waited for his man and never got the chance to be loved as he deserved to be loved....
shit,now i'm crying
Austin is okay. He's not hot.
I wouldn't mention One Tree Hill. That isn't even a big three or even a big cable show.
The Informers better be good. Although I haven't heard much buzz about it lately.
I think the comparison with Jack Twist is very apt.
The Informers better be good. Although I haven't heard much buzz about it lately.
^^
I have, and everybody say is a piece of crap
Austin is okay. He's not hot.
I agree, I can’t see the hotness.
Actually Austin's low profile status makes him a good choice for Jake.
No one cares enough about him to really focus in on him. It's easier to hide in the shadows
I am afraid if his profile ever does rise and he becomes a problem, Jake will dump him for good.
^^Looks like Jake has accepted that role, not Austin. The role as Reese's foil, lately.
I think alot of the people who used to gush over Jake are so disappointed that they've transferred their affection to Austin. So now, all of the qualities they used to ascribe to Jake, they now see in Austin.
Austin didn't suddenly become "hot," they're making themselve see him as hot.
He's not hot.
Or maybe the qualities they thought they saw in Jake, were never actually there?
Austin is okay. He's not hot.
I agree, I can’t see the hotness.
^^
Maybe not his face, or his hair.
But he has an incredibly hot body and it's a sporty kind of muscled body not an steroids/too much gym body (like we know who)
"I am afraid if his profile ever does rise and he becomes a problem, Jake will dump him for good"
Well, he didn't dump him when Austin DUI. So it must be love after all ;)
"This year Austin has been in a really good film “Prayers for Bobby”. He is a regular on a show where he is having great praises. The Informers is coming up in April. He has a degree in English focused on Creative Writing. He is a very talented writer (you can read some of his writing online). He is an accomplished sportsmen (he was ranked third in the world in waterskiing) and a cinephile. By all accounts he is polite, kind and charming Also, he is hot and has a great personal style."
That's great.But if he is not screwing Jakey i don't give a fuck.
Usually, when tall actors are needed in HW, they cast an Englishman.
Austin has a thing that other American actors are lacking today: he's tall.
I see a future for him.
(In "Prayers.." he was with that tall actress from 'alien', who can usually spit on the top of the head of most American actors.)
bald spot?
Austin used to be a little too pretty and boyish, but once he got older he lost that and turned into a hot man, imo.
And I think he is doing all kinds of nasty deeds with Jake whenever they're not away at work.
Jake and the Giraffe
Usually, when tall actors are needed in HW, they cast an Englishman.
Austin has a thing that other American actors are lacking today: he's tall.
ITA, Austin has gotten better with maturity. He has a nice sporty build, I agree with that too. :)
I like Austin because I love to see Jake all girly girly with him, and he's nice and tall, and he's got a lovely body, but a very odd head; but then, so does Jake.
I liked seeing him in that frayed old coat he used to wear. When he's with Jake, he really looks good.
IHJ
March 13 - Reeke shopping in Rome
Ted about Jen Aniston and John Mayer's relationship:
"...Look, we've told you before, we'll remind you now: This duo was more dunzo than Jake Gyllenhaal's interest in Brokeback Mountain 2. Like, a zillion years ago, too. And now that you're back at square one in search of a new piece of arm candy to schlep around town, Jen, take our advice and find a nice behind-the-scenes hunk who won't steal your glossy-haired thunder.
Your taste in men is almost as bad as Rihanna's, truly."
The Awful Truth
Austin has a thing that other American actors are lacking today: he's tall.
I see a future for him.
LOL, hate to break it to you but good roles aren't cast based on height. He can continue doing shows like OTH though, that’s a (sad) future too. ;)
Peta wants to make tofu using George Clooney's sweat. When do we eat?!
Jake looks stupidly happy to be photographed. He also plays the "shy" celebrity in some pictures.
Who bit his right nostril, Atticus?
Woof!
Do any of you remember those sad, sad Laker seat photos of Jake/Austin in April 2006 I believe.
Teary Jake, pissed Austin
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
AND THE BEARD GOES ON...
Here is Jake enjoying himself courtside at the Lakers, A-list style. Unfortunately we cannot yet pan out to see who accompanied him to the macho fest so for now we shall have to concentrate our efforts upon the beard. It's getting slightly, 'Wild Man of the Mountains', and I know it causes divisions amongst the ranks, so feel free to express your opinions below. Maybe Jake's holding out for some kind of Gillette advertisement deal or alternatively, Timberland.
Update: He was there with good pal and fellow cap fan, Austin Nichols. View more pictures here. This picture belong to iheartjake.com. So there.
Jake Watch
My favorite joke about this is below.
Publicity types: Jake, with all these rumors, you need to get yourself a beard!
Jake: OK, guys, how do you like this? [Points to facial hair....]
3:18, Welcome Reese Witherspoon!! So glad you can take a break from your many carefully orchestrated photo-ops to join us here on WFT2.
Another JW comment:
Oh btw, can those of you who want to argue along the lines of "he is gay, no he isn't, yes he is these pictures proves it na na ne na na etc etc" please go to the Waiting for Toothy blog please. That's what it's there for. Thanks :-)
"Jake looks stupidly happy to be photographed."
If you hadn't been seen in a movie since Oct 07, and hadn't firmly landed a film role since Mar 08, you'd be grateful for any publicity you can get.
4:43 I like the surveiling giraffe. :D
Shadows are interesting in this one
Austin has surpassed Jake in the hotness department in the past year and is getting a lot of buzz for OTH.
^^ You are joking aren't you?
Sorry, don't see it, and Austin has gotten better looking as he matured. The 2005 picture of Jake and Austin leaving the Casanova movie was the first I saw of him or noticed. I thought to myself "who is this Queen Jake is with, he really does not care about the rumors". I had seen TDAT, but did not notice him. At times Austin looks hot. Sometimes not. Jake and Austin do have odd shaped heads though.
I assume Reeke is shopping for Ave and Deacon in Infanzia Roma.
We knew that we would get Reeke shopping in Rome. It looks like Reeke PR must have coached them on the hand holding. But if you look at the pics it's weird the way they hold hands. Their fingers aren't intertwined, it's more like she hold onto his fingers. It's a strange way to hold hands.
Is there a "right" way to hold hands?
So how many more months do you think it will be before we see pics of Jake and Austin again?
And I agree the Giraffe has gotten better looking (thank god), but he is not hot. His association with Jake is the only really interesting thing about him.
Jake acts like a hired escort which he is but a hired escort would be more attentive. For a guy who look very good in clothes he should be ashamed of himself - the coat, in Rome, is nice, though. He's got a lovely built for clothes.
Im really tired of this silly charade.
^ ^
build
"But if you look at the pics it's weird the way they hold hands. Their fingers aren't intertwined, it's more like she hold onto his fingers. It's a strange way to hold hands."
It's because she's so much smaller that they don't hold hands normally.
Jake is toothy. I live in weho and I had the chance to have a nice conv with teddy at an event and jake gyllenhaal being toothy was one of the many subjects we chatted about. he is quite charming.
We need more details :)
Beloved for ruffling Robin Williams’s feathers in The Birdcage and for voicing mouthy meerkat Timon in The Lion King, the Tony- and Emmy-winning Nathan Lane is about to tackle the role of Estragon in Waiting for Godot, Samuel Beckett’s seminal masterwork, which opens April 30 at Studio 54 on Broadway.
Q: It’s been 10 years since you came out officially in The Advocate. So, how’ve you been?
A: [Laughs] I’ve been fine! Everything’s good. Ten years ago, huh? How time flies.
Q: How do you view that milestone in retrospect?
A: Well, it wasn’t really a milestone for me. It was just something that felt right for me to do at that time. It was important for me personally; I wasn’t doing it for anybody else but me. Even if people cynically look at you and say, “Oh, yeah, we already knew, there’s no news here,” it’s still worth doing, especially for the young folks out there who are looking for a role model or examples of someone who is successful and openly gay. I’ve had letters from young guys who have written to say, “I look up to you for what you’ve done,” and that’s always incredibly moving. When you read something like that, you realize that you can have a positive effect, even if it’s only on a few people.
Q: When you did come out, some in the gay community criticized you for not coming out sooner. Now that you’re on the other side of the door, have you ever found yourself growing impatient with or resentful of those you know to still be in the closet?
A: It’s such a personal thing, and I don’t think it does anybody any good to out people or force them out of the closet. I don’t see the point. It can still be very difficult in this business, so I’m sympathetic to that. You hear rumors and gossip, but nobody really knows except that person, and it’s ultimately up to them. Now, there are times when the press goes easier on or is more forgiving of someone, and I say, “How come he got a free pass?” But ultimately, I don’t feel resentful.
Q: Are there days you wish you’d remained sexually ambiguous in your professional life?
A: [Laughs] Yeah, and maintain the air of mystery surrounding Nathan Lane? The sexual ambiguity of Nathan Lane -- an enigma wrapped in a conundrum? No. It so doesn’t matter. And if it does matter, you don’t want to work with those people anyway. Look, if you’re at all involved in musical theater, you’re always slightly tainted.
...
Advocate
I love Ted, WeHo poster. Even if I didn't follow the gossip I'd still think he was as cool as fuck.
"Today there was more comments about Re$$e outfits than Austin abandoned and heartbroken in USA"
Well, it was Jake who hung around LA till Austin started filming to go to Spain, right?
And Austin is at least is working, what exactly is Jake doing? Tagging behind the beard? Any upcoming projects? Anyone? what? I can't hear you, please speak up!
What the hell is it with you guys and the Austin hate?
I am afraid if his profile ever does rise and he becomes a problem, Jake will dump him for good.
March 13, 2009 4:17 PM
ROFLMAO Jake dump Austin?! nope, he'll cry, cry, cry and cry his eyes out! Or maybe he might beg, like the last time they broke up. lol!
I have been reading this whole blog and some of you talk about these peoples relationships like you are hovering over them 24/7 and that is how you know everything about them. How could you possibly know he cries and begs and that the have broken up and all this nonsense? Come on. I wihs he was gay too but its not true!
Ted did say that Austin took him back only after Jake begged and begged. That was back when Jake went to Manhattan and looked liked he was in a full on depression for months before they got back together.
3.38 don't be so serious. It's all speculation! but intelligent speculation I hope, yes?
3:38 associates "he cries and begs" with "I wish he [were] gay too, but it's not true".
So crying is a weakness in your cards, as is being gay.
This is homophobic. Hi Lola.
Nathan Lane is great. :)
And Austin is at least is working, what exactly is Jake doing?
Duh! Jake is working too, PR is part of the job.
Posted on OMG
Tons of new Austin pics from yesterday on Spooky's journal :D
Austin Nichols Journal
I have been reading this whole blog ... I wihs he was gay too but its not true!
You need to work on your reading comprehension skills. BTW, we don't need to wish it, Jake is gay.
"Duh! Jake is working too, PR is part of the job."
Hahahahahaha! ya reckon? Jake is working himself to the bone! heeeee you are funny!
You can laugh all you want but it is as simple as that.
Working on the publicity and selling the image is part of the Hollywood actor's job, part of the business.
In this video Hugh Jackman speaks Japanese and flails about on a Japanese game show. Then a dude grabs his crotch. [ONTD]
LOL!
And Austin is at least is working, what exactly is Jake doing? Tagging behind the beard? Any upcoming projects? Anyone? what? I can't hear you, please speak up!
From late 2007 til late 2008 Jake worked on 3 films and completed them! Although some have not been released yet. This happens often. It's not up to the actor when the movie is released. 3 films, OK, and one a major movie whether you like it or not, go see it or not. I am not an Austin hater, but it's posters like you who want to throw Austin or Heath against Jake to belittle him or deminish any of Jake's accomplishments because he's dealing with Reese. Anyone with a brain KNOWS this. I will say again I am not an Austin hater but I do know of some pissed off Jake haters now. Austin's roles in tv series or indie (non release) movies still keeps him in a C or D list actor catagory. It's simple. No hate on him. He may need a new agent or something. And just maybe, he needs to step up his acting a bit. I agree with the poster that Austin would be nothing without his involvement with Jake. Sorry!!! Jake crying to stay with Austin, hummm maybe because of Jake growing and staying attached to people, but NO, if anyone needs anyone is that relationship it's Austin needing Jake. And if they are together, Why is Austin puting with the (said) bearding. Says alot.
I think they are now just friends and Austin and Jake are career driven and mature enough to understand that they alone can't change HW, or they are not the ones to do it. So deal with it and stay friends with an occasional fuck when Reese is not around. LOL So BBM!!!
Occasional fuck?!? Don't be silly.
Reese can organise photo ops and bearding trips, but she has nothing to do with Jake's private life.
Austin appears very relaxed and happy in his latest photos, and from what he writes in his blog.
Occasional fuck?!? Don't be silly.
Reese can organise photo ops and bearding trips, but she has nothing to do with Jake's private life.
^^ Sure she can, so what. I don't think Jake and Austin are together, just friends. It's my opinion.
Silly? Your need for Jake and Austin to be together and for Jake and Reese to Not be together is SILLY! The operative word here is (NEED). (YOU) may want to take a look at YOUR motive.
And YOU NEED Jake to be straight, so look at your own motive 11:23. If you really thought Jake was straight as an arrow you wouldn't be here.
11:23 AM
Learn to read, I didn't claim that Jake and Austin are together.
Reese is Jake's beard and you know it too.
Speaking of NEED Jake needs a good therapist. He's got a lot shit to work thru. Reading a review of bio of John Cheever, personal life an effing horror.
I suspect papa has alcohol/depression stuff, god knows what else - in my view he's the elephant in the living room - is that the expression?
People who talk about what other people "need" to believe "need" to see their quack therapists QUICK before it's too late and their brains explode.
just my opinion.
11:23, go brush your teeth, or something. it's a new day.
Keira Knightley's swashbuckling days are apparently behind her: the actress won't be back for Pirates of the Caribbean 4: "It was a completely fantastic experience, and it was an amazingly large portion of my life, but I don't think I need to go there again. I think that it's done. But I'm very excited to see the next one."[Cinematical]
"I just really think that when people really understand that this is a human rights issue and that there are a percentage of people living in this country that don't have the same rights as everybody else, I think that people will be compelled to make sure that they live in a country where every single citizen has the same rights."
-Portia de Rossi on Prop 8. [LATimes]
I suspect papa has alcohol/depression stuff
I think Papa is a pretentious, navel-gazing twat. Ever read his poetry? It comes across loud and clear.
Pirates of the Caribbean was strange. I loved the first one but then it got weird and Jack was all over the place later on and there seemed no correlation.
I honestly think part of the problem with that was trying to make the love interest-Knightley- a love interest for Jack AND Will. It was pointless.
There's nothing wrong with a little romance in a film but the whole plot just descended into farce for me. I'd have preferred it to be a boys story of buds hijacking the seas because the love triangle just got annoying and pointless. As so often happens when they try and hinge plotlines on too much romance.
Animated Pirates of the Caribbean slash :)
Will / Jack kissing
Javier Beltran on His Sex Scenes with Robert Pattinson
Little Ashes actor Javier Beltran has a much different perspective on the gay scenes in the Salvador Dali biopic than his co-star Robert Pattinson. Beltran appears on April's OUT magazine. More on Little Ashes here.
Said Beltran: "We didn't have any problems with the sexuality. On the set it was less important than the emotions. The sex scenes are beautiful — tragic and painful."
Pattinson told GQ: “And here I am, with Javier [Beltrán], who plays Lorca, doing an extremely hard-core sex scene, where I have a nervous breakdown afterward. And because we’re both straight, what we were doing seemed kind of ridiculous. (Now he’s sort of laughing.) Trying to do it doggie-style. Trying to have a nervous breakdown while doing it doggie- style. And it wasn’t even a closed set. There were all these Spanish electricians giggling to themselves.”
Boy Culture has a nice selection of scans from the article.
Towleroad
And YOU NEED Jake to be straight, so look at your own motive 11:23. If you really thought Jake was straight as an arrow you wouldn't be here.
^^ Wrong answer kid, I have always thought of Jake as being bisexual and nothing more. I know this does not set well with you that others think his sexuality is not just black and white and you'll have a hissy or sissy fit if anyone has an opinion other than your he just has to be Gay anthem. I could care less if he is straigh, gay, or bi. CARE LESS!
Jake just might not be your poster boy for hot "out" HW actors. And, he may not want to be! And it's his choice. Get over it.
Clooney minght be available though..
(Speaking of NEED Jake needs a good therapist. He's got a lot shit to work thru.)
After following an actors career for years waiting for him to come out with his bf, and to show their baby to the world, don't YOU think you need a therapist also??
(go brush your teeth, or something. it's a new day.)
Teeth are cleaned. A new day for what, uping the ante on a higher level of Reese hate / bitching for stealing your boyfriend and future husband? Can't wait to see those post. And while you're at it I agree it's time to take down the Jake / Austin pictures from over your bed.
Does anyone have a babytile picture? I so need to see him / her.
1:51 PM
only silly fangirls like you think of Jake as a possible boyfriend and future husband.
Robert Pattinson & Javier Beltran On Their Gay Sex Scenes
In Little Ashes, the new movie that will make a few peens throb, Robert FancyPattz plays Dali and the role required him to do fake butt sex with the hot piece of hairy man sex known as Javier Beltran, who plays Lorca. Depending on which bitch you ask, the experience was either beautifully "tragic and painful" or totally nut-shrinking awkward.
First up is Javier! When asked about it by Out Magazine, he said, "We didn't have any problems with the sexuality. On the set it was less important than the emotions. The sex scenes are beautiful—tragic and painful."
Tragic and painful?! Hmm. They didn't have any lube, right? No lube, no problem! You can make yourself a very useful concoction right on your palm. Just spit, add a little nose snot, and if available, mix in a dab of dick butter. And if you're really desperate, just ask the recipient to push out the prairie dog. It's not for the faint of fart, but desperate fucky times call for desperate measures!
As for the magical Robert? He had this to say to GQ about that shit, "The hardest part was trying to do it doggie-style. Trying to have a nervous breakdown while doing it doggie-style. And it wasn't even a closed set. There were all these Spanish electricians giggling to themselves."
Nervous breakdown while hitting it from the back? It kept jumping out of the hole, didn't it? That is some nerve-wracking shit.
But seriously, doing butt sex (even fake butt sex) while Spanish electricians watch? What's RPattz's nightmare is my fucking dream of dreams!
Dlisted
only silly fangirls like you think of Jake as a possible boyfriend and future husband.
^^ No, at least 90% of the fanbois here think of Jake as their husband also. You didn't know this?? The girls are hopeless.
at least 90% of the fanbois here think of Jake as their husband also
No, not at all. Stop projecting.
It's so predictable. About 24 hours after a reeke fest the rot becomes too much and drives Jack, Lola and assorted other trolls and babblers here in order to get some fresh air.
LOL
Trolls/babblers come back with the same old same old - no wonder they all have bad breath -
For the life of me, I can't imagine why they aren't discussing the glory of Reeke in Europe, and still have to come over here. We don't have to like Reeke, for any reason, no explanations necessary, just because we may be fans of Jake.
Discuss what? Even trolls/babblers think Reeke photo ops are boring. lol
Towleroad comment:
"Little Ashes" - My Uk friend jill saw it at Raindance and thought Rob and Javier were amazing. Why does this have such a limited release in the US. Stupid producers. The moonlit water scene is unbelievable she told me.
"Little Ashes" trailer
Sounds promising.
This hairdo is even worse than Prince's: lol
Straight Men Kissing
In real life, straight men don’t kiss each other all that often — not counting a certain game of Truth or Dare I participated in back in college. But in movies and on TV? Straight men seem to kiss each other fairly often. Thing is, it’s rarely for romantic reasons.
So why do they kiss, if not for romance? Interestingly, they seem to find almost every reason under the sun - some good, some bad and some just plain weird. Here are 12 of them graded by adding a score for sexiness plus a score for freshness minus a score for gay panic equaling an AfterElton.com Hot Kiss Rating.
1. Christopher Meloni/Lee Tergesen GLAAD Awards Kiss
Actors Christopher Meloni and Lee Tergesen gave the audience exactly what it wanted at the 2000 GLAAD Media Awards, kissing each other the way their Oz characters, boyfriends Chris Keller and Tobias Beecher, might have kissed. In other words, Meloni actually found a way to make gay and bisexual guys like him even more than we already did!
Sexiness: 7 + Freshness: 10 - Gay panic: 0 = +17 Hot Kiss Rating!
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After Elton
Some gossip from Germany. German Life & Style magazine: There is a pic of Reese looking angry at Jake when they left the VF Oscar party. Supposedly she was pissed because he was blatantly flirting with some ladies at the party, among them Penelope Cruz.
Interesting how we didn't see that pic here in the States but I don't doubt that. Jake seemed to be all over Penny Cruz and he was engaged in a tete a tete with Salma Hayek and Mia Maestro (whom he supposedly dated a few years back). All stunning women (far better looking than Reese imho).
LOL!! German crap magazines are just as bad as the US rags. I bet they used the pic of Jake and Reese leaving the party and she has an odd look on her face, his back is turn.
And the pic of Jake and Penny, LOL!!
Oh well the lovebirds have made up since then!
Jake the pussy hound!!
Reese had a date for the VF party.
Jake had a good time with other people.
Sounds fair to me!
Interesting how we didn't see that pic here in the States but I don't doubt that.
Yeah, it's a pic I didn't see on IHJ. It was new to me.
(far better looking than Reese imho)
Easily.
Oh well the lovebirds have made up since then!
Reeke fauxmance contract isn't up yet.
4:32 PM, no his back wasn't turned. He looked straight into her face and she looked at him too, with an angry expression. The pic was new to me.
It's in the newest edition of Life & Style.
^^German "Life & Style".
Reese had a date for the VF party.
With whom?
Jake was her VF "date", Reese should be grateful for that.
The pic was new to me. It's in the newest edition of German Life & Style.
Can you post the picture?
German crap magazines are just as bad as the US rags.
Of course they are. But ...
We saw pictures. We don't need a rag to tell us that Reese can't be happy about Jake's pictures with Penelope and other ladies.
They don't make her look good and Reese hates that.
Can you post the picture?
I don't have a scanner. But there is a German Jake fansite, they might have a scan. Hold on. I'll post the link to the site. If they don't have it now, they'll maybe update it in some days.
Old news, the lovebirds are in Europe where pussyhound Jake can flirt with all the chicks, LOL!!
PS: According to this weeks Star, Reese has FINALLY excepted Jake's marriage proposal, she wore the ring at a 2 day photo shoot for Avon on 2/26, took it of when people kept looking at it, claims she isn't ready to go public with it yet, yeah right.
I figure there ain't no reins on Jakey, once he's let loose from the hip-to-hip contract, and she's surely learned that by now.
I mean fuck he's texting all his buds while she's climaxing on her own.
Here's the link to the site, but they didn't update it yet since 01.03.2009. They often have scans from mags featuring Jake/Jake/Reese.
Go to "Gyllenhaal news", März 2009.
fansite
these two are capable of anything but Im glad Im not them. sheeesssh!
IHJ gallery
March 14 - Reeke shopping & dining in Paris, France
IHJ gallery
March 14 - Reeke shopping & dining in Paris, France
Pfft. The life of the rich and the famous. One day here, the other thre, w/o worrying about money. *jealous*
Money is good, but I don't envy Reeke on this boring reeking. I would prefer to have a good time with someone I like or on my own :)
Coffe shop pics - Reeke sitting by the window is so pathetic.
I would prefer to be free to visit the hot spots, get to know the culture; I, personally, can't even stand "tours" and what they're doing is even more constrained. they live in a bubble.
Jake's not had a real break since coming off the PoP set? it'll show, sooner or later.
Yes, he did. PoP was finished almost 3 months ago.
what they're doing is even more constrained
They are working, Reese is paid to do the promotion.
Reese is promoting some movie, herself and her "boyfriend".
"Yes, he did. PoP was finished almost 3 months ago."
But what he's been doing? that's a break? reeking, getting rid of the bald spot and the pumped up body, goin' around in a woolen cap, drinking coffee? - go to the fuckin' himalayas, bud, or get laid, or somethin'
Jake had 9 days without reeking before the Euro Reeke tour. More than enough to get laid.
PS: According to this weeks Star...
Looks like no one repeated that piece of fiction.
Can you post the picture?
I don't have a scanner.
You don't need a scanner, you can use digital camera.
Straight Men Kissing
Don't miss this!
"Chas Licciardello, one of the Australia comedy group The Chasers, gave a very clear answer to host Rove McManus’ question “Who would you turn gay for?” in an episode of the Australian talk show Rove, in May of last year."
LMAO kiss and lick video
"Jake had 9 days without reeking before the Euro Reeke tour. More than enough to get laid."
He began Reeking in Rome. He's only now beginning to look like himself, again. Albeit with a pebble in his shoe.
"LMAO kiss and lick video"
Everybody laughing their asses off at m/m sex? Not funny at all.
That wasn't m/m sex, that was a joke.
Right. It was a "joke". Not funny.
Homohumor, not funny. Aussies are reactionaries, mostly.
Always amazing to me how many on Jake blogs are insensitive to 'phobic stuff.
Nonsense, there's nothing homophobic about Aussie kiss and lick video.
"Jake seemed to be all over Penny Cruz and he was engaged in a tete a tete with Salma Hayek and Mia Maestro (whom he supposedly dated a few years back). All stunning women (far better looking than Reese imho)."
All lesbian women, as well.
"I mean fuck he's texting all his buds while she's climaxing on her own."
ROTFLMAO!
All lesbian women, as well.
Someone said that gay men feel (even) more comfortable around gay women.
Can the person who keeps going on & on about Jake's 3 films pretty please just stop?? What is he doing NOW? Promoting Monsters & Aliens?! I didn't know he was part in that movie. heeeee heeeeee! Oh yeah, he's Reese's gay bf. Is that why he is hanging around? promoting Reese? Now that is beyond pathetic!
Poor Jakey is still looking for work! Can't you tell?
Someone said that gay men feel (even) more comfortable around gay women.
Really? I always thought these two have the least in common.
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