Thursday 5 February 2009

Romeo and Romeo


February 2, 2009

Dear Ted:
Is Grey Goose George Clooney? Love you, love your column!
—Mross

Dear Goose Goss:
Toothy wishes. Really, I think he does.


Dear Ted:
Did you watch Prayers for Bobby? I thought it was a wonderful movie with a powerful message, and it's great that Lifetime airs it, as it'll reach the people who need to see it the most. Sigourney Weaver was amazing, and I love Austin Nichols. It's nice to see you talking about him lately, and I hope you talk about him more. He is talented and dreamy.
—Melanie

Dear Fantasy Land:
Wow-friggin'-woo, is Nichols ever taking part in risqué subject matter lately, this is so intriguing. New, daring leaf?


Dear Ted:
Is Baby Tile old enough to talk? Should Toothy Tile be worried about what he might say to people?
—Vicky

Dear Tattle Tooth:
Yes, very. Consider it a Daddy Fearest in the making.


Dear Ted:
Just to start setting a Valentine's Day mood, I'd like to ask you, what is, in your opinion, the greatest love story in today's Hollywood? Is it Toothy Tile and Gray Goose's endless, complex, beautiful and ever-forgiving love story?
—Miranda

Dear Unrequited Love:
Are you kidding? Toothy's tale is more like Hom-e-o and Juliet—there's nothing great about it. Expect an equally bitter and potentially tragic ending, too. At this point, I'd go with Ellen and Portia.

Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth

Photo by Howard Roffman

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Anonymous said...

Random thought: anybody noticed how Frosst, Fisher & Levine (all friends of Jake) look alike?

You are right :)

Anonymous said...

We can say safely now Ian really uses Toothy to promote his movie LOL!
This guy is smart !

Anonymous said...

Probably because Jake, Frost and Levine are all Jewish. Don't know about Chris.

Anonymous said...

Random thought: anybody noticed how Frosst, Fisher & Levine (all friends of Jake) look alike?

I was thinking the same thing too! LOL

Anonymous said...

Note - Tues. 8pm est, IUCTV will reveal more juicy details about TT followed by screening of my film going undercover as gay actor in Hollywood/Scientology

I’ll reveal more juicy details about Toothy, followed by an interview with Jewish Elvis impersonator, Schmelvis, who’s on a mission for peace in the Mid East. At 8:30pm, the world premiere TV screening of my film His Highness Hollywood will take place. Check out this recent review by well respected NYC writer Gwen Cooper (Click Here) It’s all at IUCTV.com @8pm, Tuesday night. See ya there!

IUP

Anonymous said...

Jewish Elvis impersonator, Schmelvis

ROFLMAO!

Anonymous said...

Heath won Bafta award for best supporting actor. :)

Anonymous said...

Best Actor: Mickey Rourke (The Wrestler)

Best Actress: Kate Winslet (The Reader)

Best Supporting Actor: Heath Ledger (The Dark Knight)

Best Supporting Actress: Penelope Cruz (Vicki Cristina Barcelona)

Best Film: Slumdog Millionaire

Anonymous said...

Great news for Heath. But I would have liked Penn to win over Rourke and Milk to get BP over SM.

Anonymous said...

Wow. This Ian guy has gone Toothy crazy...

Anonymous said...

Great news about Heath, and Kate too.

Now Jake may not use the "I'm Cured" line if there is such a book, in fact, I'm sure he wouldn't, but that's the vivid impression it, and I wonder if especially so to conservative thinkers (audiences). If it wasn't so awful, you'd have to call it a brilliant save. I does nothing to advance anything, just a CYA. :(

Anonymous said...

^^that should read "impression it leaves".

Anonymous said...

x17 said...
I keep reading that it was raining cats and dogs in L.A,yetserday but I see pap pics of celebs from yesterday, the day Jake and Reese were papped and it doesn't look like it was raining cats and dogs and in these sets, the ground looks dry:

http://x17online.com/gallery/view_gallery.php?gallery=KPrice020709_X17&index=2

There are pics of Ryan on the previous page and they mention the rain but it clearly isn't raining in the pics and it doesn't appear that the cars have rain drops on them.

Raining, yes, all day, no.

jared said...
C. Bale and family in Santa Monica Yesterday:

http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2009&mon=02&evt=bale-dad&pic=christian-bale-doting-dad-01.jpg

Anonymous said...

So, X17 just happened to take pics of Reeke when they were out in the small window of sunshine?

Please.

Anonymous said...

It has been STRONGLY rumored since the beginning of the Toothy Tile saga that Matt Frost (particularly in the beginning) was one of Ted's key sources.

And it was also rumored that because Matt told Ted about Jake and Austin, that Jake froze him out (or they had a rift).

Anonymous said...

Small window of sunshine? There are several sets of pics of celebs out and about on Saturday and it isn't raining, not saying it wasn't, it was late Friday and part of Saturday. How do you explain the dry ground and sunny pics in BH and SM? How far is Venice from those 2 cities?


Small window= several hours

Anonymous said...

I wonder what Ted will say?

Anonymous said...

C. Bale and family in Santa Monica Yesterday

PR called papparazzi for some damage control. Terminator Salvation is an expensive movie.

Anonymous said...

So many celebs out in sunny CA yestrday!

http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hollywood/jessica-alba-baby-shower-shopping-211151/

Anonymous said...

Babbler, we know that you know that Reeke is fakety fake PR product.
Rain or sunshine in LA isn't going to change that.

Anonymous said...

Jan 22 2008

Exclusive: Scientology 'Straight'ening Closeted Actors For Years, Says Author

Is Scientology just a fancy term for reparation therapy? That's what investigative journalist Ian Halperin, author of books on Kurt Cobain's death and the underbelly of the modeling world, is claiming in his new tome, Hollywood Undercover, out today. After claiming to be a gay actor afraid that revelations of his homosexuality would ruin his career, the Church took him in, promising they could "cure him of his sexuality through auditing,"or, you know, asking him to pay up. We asked Halperin if he had any dirt on the usual suspects (Tommy C. and Johnny T., natch), and learned way more than we wanted to. Hear why Travolta remains a smiley scientologist out of fear, why bisexual Anna Nicole Smith refused to join the tribe, and details on founder L. Ron Hubbard's proven contempt for these "sexual perverts" after the jump.

After joining the church under his homo guise, Halperin discovered it wasn't mainly sexual reparation that scientologists wanted; it was their cash. Former scientologist Michael Pattinson, who joined hoping to 'straighten' out, spent over 500k over 18 years, with no results. He's since sued. This 'auditing' process is vaguely "based on the weird science fiction theology espoused by Hubbard," says Halperin. "Members are expected to take very expensive courses" in order to be "cured." "I found that just about everything about the Church is about money, which makes them not much different than most religions."

But on to the actual celeb scoop. After a 1991 article in Time came out claiming John Travolta was being held hostage in the church, scared that by defecting, they'd reveal everything he'd confessed to them about his homosexuality, he announced his engagement to Kelly Preston two days later. 17 years later, he's still a proud card-carrying member.

As for Tom Cruise?

"The cure was certainly not reserved only for gay men. I was told that the Church would occasionally marry a lesbian celeb off to a gay male celeb, thus killing two birds with one stone. As for names, that shouldn't be too hard to figure out."

The good news? Anna Nicole Smith wasn't as dumb as we thought she was!

"Anna Nicole wanted to join the Church and was strongly considering it until a friend told her about the Church's attitude toward gays. Anna, who was bisexual, decided not to join in fear the Church would reveal her most intimate secrets if she defected."

Defamer

Anonymous said...

PR called papparazzi for some damage control. Terminator Salvation is an expensive movie.

LMAO, true. His smile is so fake. This is cracking me up. Oh boy. ;)

Anonymous said...

Just pointing out that Chris from OMG is full of shit, they live in L.A., Eh??

Anonymous said...

Sorry, I believe Chris from OMG.

Anonymous said...

I believe Chris said that it rained Friday night, and that the ground was still wet the following day, but the planters around the trees in the pictures are bone dry.

Funny how the babblers and/or pr has their knickers in a twist over the weather. If it's pr, you can bet that means they were not taken Saturday, and that Austin was in California this weekend.

Anonymous said...

Here's a link showing that Venice was rainy yesterday, and if you look you can see they got half an inch of rain the day before. It was also only 60 degrees out. These are people who wore bubble jackets when photos were supposedly taken during a heat wave, and now just t-shirts on a chilly, damp day??

weather

Anonymous said...

^^^ bad link

Anonymous said...

I believe Jake is gay 100% so don’t bother with the bashing because I’m here for the long haul. I must say it's funny that both the babblers and the J&A believers are grasping at straws. The first with the pregnancy (o please!), the second with the pic of Jake wrapping his legs around Austin’s neck (lmao, good one) and the raining hence Jake spent the weekend with Austin in LA. Hilarious.

Anonymous said...

Heath winning the BAFTA

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the BAFTA link!

Anonymous said...

Having trouble getting the post to go through with a link. Here's the address:

http://www.weather.com/outlook/travel/businesstraveler/pastweather/USCA1192?when=-1

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the BAFTA link!

You're welcome. :)

Anonymous said...

Here's a link showing that Venice was rainy yesterday, and if you look you can see they got half an inch of rain the day before. It was also only 60 degrees out. These are people who wore bubble jackets when photos were supposedly taken during a heat wave, and now just t-shirts on a chilly, damp day??

weather

Anonymous said...

Feb 5: rain, 0.55 inches
high 60, low 52

Feb 6: rain, 0.46 inches
high 62, low 54

Feb 7: AM light rain, 0.03 inches
high 60, low 50


Venice CA weather Thurs Fri Sat

Anonymous said...

Just pointing out that Chris from OMG is full of shit, they live in L.A., Eh??

Stick a snow shovel up it, babbler. YES it did rain in So Cal.

Anonymous said...

Jewish Elvis impersonator, Schmelvis

Schmelvis

Anonymous said...

Three new pictures on IHJ, Jake leaving LAX airport.

Anonymous said...

Let me guess. Soon there'll be pics of Reese leaving LAX or we read somewhere she was seen leaving LAX and next we see them on vacation or read about them being on vacation. I'm curious how right I am.

Anonymous said...

What is it with Jake and the damn hats????? They don't suit him.

Anonymous said...

Was Jake leaving LAX after coming from a flight? That means he wasn't in town for those pics to be taken yesterday.

Was Jake leaving LAX after seeing someone off? That could mean that Austin was in town this weekend.

Anonymous said...

What's with the Harris Tweed Irish cap, is that a clue?

Is he taking his golf clubs? Does he, indeed, golf?

I hope not NYC, people would laugh at his stupid hats.

Anonymous said...

Oh I thot "departing LAX" meant he was heading out.

Anonymous said...

Departing LAX, to me at least, means Jake was leaving the terminal towards the parking lot when caught by the pap.

Am I wrong here?

Anonymous said...

No. If you look at the pics you can see him taking off his gear and putting it in a tray for the x-ray machine.

Anonymous said...

Yes, I see that (putting his stuff in that tray for the x-ray machine). He's going through security, which means Jake is leaving LAX and going somewhere. And do I see Matt Frost behind him?

Hmmmmmmm

Anonymous said...

Maybe he's going to NYC? His sister is there, his niece is there, maybe Chris is there (maybe he's back from Europe) and also his goddaughter.

Plus, he can go from NYC to NC.

Anonymous said...

Maybe he's going to NYC with Matt Frost to be on Oprah to promote his new "tell all" book.

Anonymous said...

Well that plane better stop in Chicago first then.

Anonymous said...

Raining, yes, all day, no.

^^ Who Cares. So what it rained in LA. Please move on about the Pictures in LA. Who cares if Austin visits on the weekends, and just because Matt and Austin are friends, who the hell says he have to be there at this given time. Matt could visit his friend Austin in NC.

Anonymous said...

He's most likely going to see his sister, niece, friends, relatives, et. al.

Anonymous said...

10:31 sounds like a babbler trying to change the subject now that they've been proven wrong.

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Anonymous said...

Why is allowing Jake to be his true self hurting him. Because he will make only 20 mil instead of 200? How much money do you need to sell your soul to the devil anyway. His acting skills will be just as good gay or not.

Anonymous said...

I'd watch your mouth there, 12:56. Accusing someone of not caring about the ramifications of Jake's continued closeting is disingenious and disgusting.

As a mother, I want nothing but the best for my child. I want his life to be full of opportunity and joy. I want him to have fulfillment in his job, to build a home of peace and comfort, to find that special someone that completes his soul.

Ya know what? That's not gonna happen for him, at least not without a fight, 'cause, you see, my son is gay. He can be fred from his job because he's gay, be denied a place to live because he's gay, and any relationship he forms, no matter the depth and sincerity of their committment, is not recognized as morally legitmate in the country of his birth.

My son is gay and fights every day against the homophobia that permeates this nation, homophobia that is tolerated, and even lauded by our government officials, homophobia that is daily fed to us by Hollywood.

And Jake, by staying int the closet and bearding, is as much a part of that homophobia as those Academy members that refused to even see BBM because of The Gay.

Reeke perpetuates it, celebrates it, encourages it, spews it out all over the tabloids and internet, that being gay is wrong.

And that's what I'm fighting against, and that's why I'm here calling Jake on all his shit, 'cause, yes, he CAN make a difference by being honest.

So, take your sanctimonious intolerance - and very tired insults - some place else. You and your hate are not welcome here.

Anonymous said...

I am sorry 12:42, but Jake is not responsible for your son's issues. And your being on this board is not going to change anything. You are wasting precious minutes you could be using to advance your son's cause.

I am highly suspicious of anyone who spends time on a gossip board telling me they care about anyone's human rights. And you are telling me that you are "calling out" someone by spending time on a gossip board, complaining about behavior (the "bearding") that you can't prove.

And I think you're being a wee bit melodramatic, and intolerant. You want your son to be able to freely choose to live his life as he chooses, but you don't want to allow Jake the same choices. That is the height of hypocrisy.

I happen to think Jake is bi. But really some of the thinking and silly name calling on this board is funny.

Anonymous said...

More from Ian:

IUC Exclusive: Ex Girlfriend who Dated Toothy Reveals All

A Hollywood actress who dated actor Jake Gyllenhaal a few years ago revealed several interesting details to IUC about their relationship. For the sake of her not being blacklisted by studio execs in Hollywood, we’ll refer to her as “Penny”. Penny told IUC today she stopped dating Gyllenhaal cause he was either “asexual or gay”. “We went on several dates,” the stunning actress told IUC. “It became apparent he only wanted me around him so he could have a hot girl with him at parties and events. It was a total front. We never even kissed. Each time he’d make a lame excuse and then go over to a friends house, always a guy. At first I was crushed but as time wore on I realized Jake was hiding something.” Penny added Gyllenhaal is very aware of Ted Casablanca’s Toothy Tile Blind Item and says he often jokes about it. “He knows it’s him,” she said. “And he seems to get a kick out of it.” (More soon)

IUC

Anonymous said...

someone has to post it at DC forum and Glyllenbabble and see which one deletes it the fastest.

Anonymous said...

12.26, Whatever you may say in your post, this part of it is just laughable!
"Jake is still living his life exactly as he pleases."

Ya reckon?!?!
He's at the mercy of HW bigwigs (heee), his beard, public opinion, homophobia, to mention a few.

Anonymous said...

"spending time on a gossip board, complaining about behavior (the "bearding") that you can't prove."

PROVE? sweetie, this is a gossip board, not a court of law. Geez!

Anonymous said...

Found on Gossip rock


"And just for the record: "His Highness" Ian Halperin is not gay, which makes his case all the more confusing. Did you read his Hollywood undercover? It's rather interesting. There's a chapter about "gay Hollywood" where he outs almost everybody except for Brad Pitt (of course), Kevin Spacey (yes, you read it right!) and... (unsurprisingly) Tom Cruise.
This topic is getting old and tired, anyway."

Anonymous said...

An Hollywood actress now !! and the "mogul"?????

Anonymous said...

IHJ Gallery

February 8 - Jake Departing From LAX Airport

Anonymous said...

What is it with Jake and the damn hats?????

Love the hat!

Anonymous said...

Uncle Vanya, With O'Hare, Gyllenhaal and Sarsgaard, to Open Feb. 12

Off-Broadway's Classic Stage Company has set Feb. 12 as the opening night of the new Austin Pendleton-directed production of Anton Chekhov's Uncle Vanya starring Tony Award-winner Denis O'Hare as Vanya, Maggie Gyllenhaal as Yelena and Peter Sarsgaard as Astrov.

Anonymous said...

The guy behind Jake is not Matt Frost.

Anonymous said...

Was the actress Mia Maestro?

You know, I have no idea if any of Ian's "exclusives" about Jake/Toothy are true, but they sure are fun to read!

Anonymous said...

Please remind me, what was the story about Jake and Mia Maestro?

Anonymous said...

November 22 , 2006

"Jake recently was spotted taking Mia to dinner at one of his favorite Beverly Hills restaurants, Madeo's. A waiter worked there revealed, "He's a regular here, but he never brings a date." The waiter, moreover, added that the actor "gazed deeply into the eyes of his companion. He didn't pay much attention to his food."

An onlooker at the restaurant even claimed, "They seemed very cute together." Mia's rep, however, denied Jake and Mia go on dating, insisting they are just friends and "in the same social circle."

Anonymous said...

Thanks 5:38 AM.

Why on Earth did Mia's rep feel the need to comment a dinner date?

Anonymous said...

Jamie Foxx Recruits Oscar-Winning Pals For 'Blame It' Video

The clip features everyone from Ron Howard to T-Pain, Foxx says.

Ron Howard is not exactly the guy you imagine hanging out with T-Pain on a video set. But those two — and several other stars you'd recognize — came together on the set of the video for one of the hottest songs in clubs right now, "Blame It." Blame that on Jamie Foxx.

"Man, we got a beast out there, I'm telling you," Foxx boasted of the song, also features T-Pain.

"And you know how I am," the actor/singer said Saturday night on the red carpet of Clive Davis' annual Pre-Grammy Gala. "They gave the wrong dude the hit song. I can't do it right now, I'm in this suit right now, but you gonna catch me out doing that song."

"Blame It" is the second single off of Foxx's already-gold LP Intuition. The video was shot a couple of weeks ago in L.A.

"The video [by director] Hype Williams, we went vintage," Foxx explained before rattling off his A-list cast: "Ron Howard, who's [won] an Oscar; Jake Gyllenhaal, Oscar-nominated; Forest Whitaker, Oscar winner; Samuel Jackson, Oscar-nominated; Quincy Jones, Oscar winner and Grammys beyond; Clarence Avant; Morris Chestnut; Tatiana Ali, Ced' the Entertainer; Tommy Davidson — the biggest video!"

Foxx said he was inspired by the late, great Notorious B.I.G. to call on so many friends for the clip.

"We wanted to sort of relive the Biggie [experience]," Foxx said. "Remember when Biggie did the 'One More Chance' remix video? So, we relived that. But [we have] the most Oscar-nominated and Oscar winners in one video that you ever seen."

Foxx video

Anonymous said...

Maybe he's going to NYC? His sister is there, his niece is there, maybe Chris is there (maybe he's back from Europe) and also his goddaughter.

After Italy Chris was in London (December), and then he went back to MV.

edibleisland.typepad.com

Anonymous said...

Not Mia.

Penny = Jenny

Anonymous said...

Penny = Jenny

Easy peasy!

Anonymous said...

Each time he’d make a lame excuse and then go over to a friends house, always a guy.

And who could blame him? lol

Anonymous said...

IUC Exclusive: The Ethics Of Outing…Please Read This!

My regular readers have noticed that since the passage of the vile hate legislation, Proposition 8, in November, I have been outing prominent figures more often than Angelina Jolie adopts babies (speaking of Angelina, she may be a phony, but at least she had the courage to publicly reveal her bisexuality).

My decision to out people like Jake Gyllenhaal, Will Smith and others has sparked an ethical debate about outing. In a previous post, I explained that I can no longer remain silent while hundreds of teenagers kill themselves each year because they are gay and tens of thousands more are suicidally depressed. In fact, according to the Center for Disease Control/Massachusetts Department of Education Youth Risk Behavior Survey (1999), 33% of gay youth will attempt suicide and gay teen suicide attempts are four times that of heterosexual youth.

I believe that if these youths and their tormentors knew that their role models (athletes, actors and talk show hosts) were gay, it would go a long way to eradicating the homophobia and the shame. I especially believe that straight, progressive people like myself have an obligation to devote as much effort to stamping out homophobia as we did to combatting segregation and Apartheid in the 20th century. Where were most of the straight liberals, especially in California, when Prop 8 was marching to victory last year? Out knocking on doors for Obama, whose victory was a foregone conclusion. Brave.

There are many good reasons why gay people choose to remain in the closet (family, employers, religion) and I would never advocate outing the everyday citizen whose decision to come out is a very personal one. But when public figures choose to remain closeted, those who profit from their deception, especially those who go to absurd lengths to present a straight front, then I believe they are fair game.

There are those who will argue that my rationalization is simply an excuse to gain notoriety, even though I chose to disguise the names of the many gay Hollywood actors I discovered when I infiltrated Scientology a couple of years ago posing as a gay actor for my book Hollywood Undercover, despite the fact that naming names would have guaranteed an international bestseller.

Proposition 8 changed everything. When I realized that the Mormons and other hatemongers were headed to victory while most of Hollywood’s closeted actors remained silent, I was shocked.

Whether or not people doubt my motives, I would like to share a very poignant comment I received this weekend from an IUC reader named Tom:

“Great job Ian. I couldn’t agree with you anymore. If anyone recently saw Prayers for Bobby which was a true story, people would understand what you are saying. It happens everyday. I just wish I had gay heros to look up to when I was a kid. Movie stars and Baseball players were my outlet when I was a kid. If just one had stood up and said I am proud to be a gay man, my childhood may have been a little less difficult. I commend you and I hope what your doing convinces these celebs, especially Jake, how much they could help. There is certainly more to life than money. Powerful studios like Disney are the real bad guys. For sure the Homophobic money hungry men who run these studios could care less about kids like Bobby.”

That’s enough to convince me to keep up my mission, even if I have to spend every dime I have defending myself against lawsuits.

Peace out, Ian

IUC

Anonymous said...

Oh boy.

Anonymous said...

Penny = Jenny

Who is Jenny?

Anonymous said...

Jenny Lewis, Jake's ex-girlfriend or ex-"girlfriend".

Anonymous said...

Maybe he's going to NYC? His sister is there, his niece is there, maybe Chris is there (maybe he's back from Europe) and also his goddaughter.

I don't think he went to NYC. I think we'll hear about him being anywhere else and I wouldn't be surprised if RW joined him.
TBH, I don't think he has seen Matilda ever since the L.A. memorial. When Reese can "forbid" Stephen Gyllenhaal to do a movie with her ex Ryan, I think she might not want Jake to spend much, if at all, time with Matilda and Michelle. JMO of course, so don't attack me.

Anonymous said...

Stephen's movie with Ryan would be a very public thing.
Jake visiting family and friends, including Michelle and Matilda, is private business - I'm sure Jake doesn't care what Reese thinks about it.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure Jake doesn't care what Reese thinks about it.

I hope!

Anonymous said...

8:40: Jake dated Jenny in 2001,that's seven years ago not a few years ago. Jenny hasn't acted in ages, she is strickly a singer.

Ian is alleging 05-06? He was with Kiki i '05 and was linked to Natalie and you know Nat would'nt be talking to Ian and it doesn't describe Kiki, Mia he went on one date and her people killed the rumor.
He could have dated someone off the radar but I doubt it since he claims he took her to parties, we would of heard about it.

It's made up like the mogul story conviently he can't name the "actress" and she offers no proof even though he need "proof" from the mogul.

He is using his pal's Ted TT tale to get hits for his site and to get people to watch hi film that will be online on Tuesday.
TT is easy prey because he can add anything to it, he mentions other actors like Will smith but he doesn't reall talk about him and did you know that he thinks Kevin Spacey and Tom are straight, LOL!!!

Anonymous said...

Does Jenny Lewis act?
There was a poster on IHJ (please don't ask how I know this, it's embarassing)anyway, she claimed to have gone on several dinner dates with Jake. She didn't imply that anything else happened, but she said that he told her she was "stunning". I wonder if Ian plucked his info from her post.

Anonymous said...

I remember that IHJ poster - girl's story was obvious bullshit.

Anonymous said...

"...he mentions other actors like Will smith but he doesn't reall talk about him"

Halperin talked about Will Smith being gay in old posts.

IUC - Will Smith

Anonymous said...

It's made up like the mogul story conviently he can't name the "actress" and she offers no proof even though he need "proof" from the mogul.

Then you have nothing to worry about - Jake will stay "straight"! LOL

Anonymous said...

Ian wouldn't be the first gossip blogger to pluck "info" from fan sites, he has a link to toothytile.com, LOL!! Someone must have told him he needs to come up with new material and stop referring to TT BI's, the problem is that it's made up. An actress? That info would have been leaked out.

I remember that thread o IHJ, she also said he was a good kisser, I think that thread was about Jake and kissing.

Although the bit about Jake knowing about TT and gets a kick ut of it is lifted from Ted and the TT BI', he has said more than once that he knows and dared him to out him.

Anonymous said...

Well if Will's people have not contacted Ian to make him quiet, then Jake's people won't either.

Anonymous said...

Heath also said Jake was a good kisser, actually a very good kisser. ;)

Anonymous said...

"That’s enough to convince me to keep up my mission, even if I have to spend every dime I have defending myself against lawsuits."

Ian you' re a HERO!!! LOL

Anonymous said...

Someone must have told him he needs to come up with new material and stop referring to TT BI's, the problem is that it's made up. An actress? That info would have been leaked out.

It's gossip.

The problem is that you can't know if it's true or not, you can only decide for YOURSELF what to believe.

Anonymous said...

Is he a good kisser?

Yeah. He's a really good kisser. (laughs)


Heath interview

Anonymous said...

Heath also said Jake was a good kisser, actually a very good kisser. ;)

A guy who claims he kissed Jake in some NYC club during Columbia times said that too (he didn't like Jake's smoking).

Anonymous said...

Bottom Line: Jake is a good kisser. ;)

Anonymous said...

Proposition 8 changed everything. When I realized that the Mormons and other hatemongers were headed to victory while most of Hollywood’s closeted actors remained silent, I was shocked.

Fuck! I knew I should have donated.

Anonymous said...

1:58, just because you're here for shit and giggles doesn't mean that's the only reason the rest of us are interested in TT. I totally agree with everything Proud Mother said about what Jake is doing. And some of us are out there trying to change things, I don't know why you think just because people post here that they don't do anything else. Part of changing things is letting people know that you're not going to put up with things anymore, going out there on blogs like Just Jared and telling people to open their eyes and see what is going on. And mabe if we all say it long enough, often enough, and put our money where our mouths are--not buying the rags, ot buying tickets to the movies of people like Jake and Reese, etc.--things will change.

I for one will continue to talk about Jake, but I won't be going to anymore of his movies. If he thinks all he needs to be a star are his homophobic straight fans, I'm happy to oblige him and not go.

Anonymous said...

1:58 AM
... complaining about behavior (the "bearding") that you can't prove.


1:58 AM is concerned about OUR proofs for bearding. We know what that means. Yawn.

Anonymous said...

I especially believe that straight, progressive people like myself have an obligation to devote as much effort to stamping out homophobia as we did to combatting segregation and Apartheid in the 20th century.

Thanks, Ian!


I agree, if he (but it's more likely his people) feel his gay and gay-friendly fan base are no longer needed, I'll be happy not to go to any more of his films either.

Anonymous said...

I agree 10.11. I'll never go to a Jake or Reese movie either.

Anonymous said...

"Bottom Line: Jake is a good kisser. ;)"

Jake has spoken of kissing as "sucking face" which he does sometimes on screen and I find this not exactly repulsive but personally do not care for it.

Anonymous said...

"I for one will continue to talk about Jake, but I won't be going to anymore of his movies. If he thinks all he needs to be a star are his homophobic straight fans, I'm happy to oblige him and not go."

Do you mean all Jake's fan who think he is straight are homophobic?

Anonymous said...

No. I mean the homophobes among his straight fans, as opposed to his progressive straight fans. And I guess you could also throw self-loathing gay fans who think actors should stay in the closet too, I'm sure there are a few of those.

Anonymous said...

"Do you mean all Jake's fan who think he is straight are homophobic?"

I'm not 10:11 but I will posit that many of the JiS fans are 'phobes, which means fearful, in their own lives, for their own reasons, and some "love our gays" as long as they dont do dirty things in toilet stalls, and other places, and some just dont know what the fuck they're talking about, to begin with, and havent had any social contact with homosexual males, in or out of the closet, in other words, are ignorant.

Anonymous said...

By the way, just because I know someone is going to bring it up, I don't go to movies with other stars who I think are bearding on the same level: Cruise, Smith, Travolta, Spacey (not bearding, but equally pathetic for other reasons), and now Clooney (having Sara Larson sit in with him when he was interviewed by the New Yorker was a killer for me).

Anonymous said...

I totally agree 10:55, I'd put some of the babblers, even the BBM-loving ones, in the same category.

Anonymous said...

Great post from Proud Mother, btw, and a not-so-nice nor understanding put-down by the anon. who responded. It's exactly as 10:11 says, if you come to a blog that is read by many and discuss an important issue for long enough you could reach people. Being "terribly suspicious" of those who come here for that reason is narrow-minded and not respectful, and might even be damaging to someone who might want to speak. Let people speak.

Anonymous said...

Not that my opinion means anything but I believe Jake is a 'phobe despite being one hundred per cent gay.

Anonymous said...

Add my anonymous voice to those who stand with Proud Mother at 12:42.

Sadly I have to agree that "Reeke perpetuates it, celebrates it, encourages it, spews it out all over the tabloids and internet, that being gay is wrong."

Thanks Proud Mom and others for thinking a little deeper and doing what you can.

Anonymous said...

11:11, yes, 'phobe despite being one hundred per cent gay. ITA. I've been amazed by how many people will say "I'm gay (or I like BBM) so there's no way I could be homophobic." You'd think they never heard of the 1980s. C'mon people, time for some consciousness raising!

Anonymous said...

(or I like BBM) so there's no way I could be homophobic.

Fixating on just the sex is homophobic, I think. Doesn't mean they are progressive with the human rights that go along with it.

And to deride Proud Mom's post and thoughts, and dismiss them like that, and discourage her and others from speaking, is also homophobic, Anon. 1:58.

Anonymous said...

Don't feel bad 11:11, none of our opinions on this board mean anything. Some of us are just delusional enough to think that ranting and raving anonymously on a gossip site abut an actor is going to some how change things.

But some of the ranting is funny, sad, but funny.

Anonymous said...

We rant and rave about other things too, Prop 8 sound familiar? And posting anonymously can give voice to people who might not otherwise speak, Ms. Babble.

Anonymous said...

I don't consider WFT2 strictly a fan site for an actor anyway. It's also a gay rights discussion blog. and it's funny that some of our so-called "rantings" do turn up in interesting places. We inspire the creatively challenged, apparently. ;)

Anonymous said...

"Add my anonymous voice to those who stand with Proud Mother at 12:42."

Mine too.

Youa all might not agree with me but 1:58 sounds like GyllenBabbler's UV who reads her slash fantasys and is homophobic in real life. Calling people "silly" is a word she and FL use a lot. The post is exactly how she writes and her attitude is towards people that she has no control over: hateful and makes fun of them.

Anonymous said...

I happen to be 1:58, not this UV person. Some of you need to learn to comprehend. Nothing I said was "hateful." Plenty of people make fun of those who don't agree with them all the time. They have no problem resorting to name calling, and launching personal attacks, but they are deluded enough to think that their "cause" is so righteous that they, or their opinions, should be immune from critcism.

And I wasn't making fun of "proud mother, the woman." I was pointing out what I believe to be the illogic of some of her positions.

If my comments don't apply to you, you don't have reason to be upset by them. I would love for some one to explain how my believing that Jake is bi makes me homophobic. I think calling people "homophobic," "trolls," and "Babblers" is just a tactic to try to shut out dissent. The angry responses just prove that I hit the mark with some.

Welcome to the new world of the
WFT2 fascist thought police.

Anonymous said...

I would love for some one to explain how my believing that Jake is bi makes me homophobic.

LOL
You need to read and learn to comprehend too.

Anonymous said...

^^ Hateful

Anonymous said...

I meant 12:07 is hateful

Anonymous said...

I think calling people "homophobic," "trolls," and "Babblers" is just a tactic to try to shut out dissent.

Don't you feel dumb playing stupid?

Anonymous said...

Plenty of people make fun of those who don't agree with them all the time.

That doesn't make it right; and it has the awful side effect of silencing people if they think they'll be ridiculed. I love how some come here and turn around their own hateful ways to us here. Nobody said you personally attacked Proud Mom, but you did dismiss and trivialize her opinions, which does affect us all. Don't try it here, you're way out of your league.

Anonymous said...

"I think calling people "homophobic," "trolls," and "Babblers" is just a tactic to try to shut out dissent. The angry responses just prove that I hit the mark with some"

No these IDs are not tactics, they are an attempt to understand where some posters are coming from -

one identifying comment of babblers/trolls whomever you people represent, is "oh I made you angry I must have hit the mark"
or hit a nerve, etcetc.

Its one of the very irritating and annoying habits of your troll tribe -

Anonymous said...

PROVE? sweetie, this is a gossip board, not a court of law. Geez!

^ Well, Stop being the JUDGE.
Too many here are judgemental as hell and continue to talk about homophobia. Some are lost.

Anonymous said...

"If my comments don't apply to you, you don't have reason to be upset by them."

I'm not a mother who has a gay son and I don't have to be just to see that your p.o.v. is fucked up. Why don't you start your own high and mighty blog. I'm sure the Prop 8 proponents will love it.

Anonymous said...

Well, Stop being the JUDGE.

I think you don't understand the concepts of gossip, speculation and having an opinion.

Anonymous said...

If it looks like a babbler and quacks like a babbler....

Anonymous said...

"I would love for some one to explain how my believing that Jake is bi makes me homophobic."

Nobody said Believing Jake is BI make you homophobic!

It's just your answer to proudMom sounds agressive

Anonymous said...

"Too many here are judgemental as hell and continue to talk about homophobia."

Tell me when homophobia ceases to exist so I can stop talking about it.

Anonymous said...


one identifying comment of babblers/trolls whomever you people represent, is "oh I made you angry I must have hit the mark"
or hit a nerve, etcetc.

Its one of the very irritating and annoying habits of your troll tribe -


Another one is to say "I think he's bi but...."

Anonymous said...

Yes, walk like a troll or babbler, talk like a troll or babbler, you're a troll or a babbler.

Anonymous said...

12:38, yes, another identifying piece of talk.

Anonymous said...

these identifying tags are as classic as the old familiar "some of my best friends are. . . "

Anonymous said...

anon 12:07 I'm with you! Posters here are way too self righteous, and most seem to be hiding behind the gay rights thing because they are mad at Jake and want him with Austin or in their living room. Let the man live his life and you live yours. I will say again and will always say it, "If you don't like what you (think) Jake is doing, find someone else as your spokesperson, sponsor, posterboy, messiah, whatever. And before you start with the regular name calling, I am gay and I think Jake is gay or bi. Does not matter to me. He does not need to be gay for me. But, I do like it. LOL The mother was wrong. Jake is not the cause of her sons issues!!
She should concentrate on how "She" can help change things...

Anonymous said...

And if you don't like what we say here, don't visit. Don't come here and tell us who or what we should and shouldn't talk about, and what you think we think. A little strange I think, to come and try to change our minds. Stay on your own blog, and take your own advice.

Anonymous said...

Toothy troll checking in here. Yes indeed the "Jake can only be gay" facists have got their knickers in a twist because someone dared to call them on their narrowmindedness.

I too would like someone to explain why thinking that Jake is bi makes you a homophobe.

Ridiculing people and their opinions is standard operating procedure here. It just that the facists think only they are allowed to do it.

Some people need a black and white world because the shades of grey are too difficult for them to comprehend, makes it harder to maintain the self-righteous cocoon. Some of these self-appointed members of the advance guard of the thought police are the definition of "hateful."

I am also sure that a large number of the folks who scream the loudest regarding homophobia,and Jake's behavior don't give a damn about advancing the rights of homosexuals. They just want a forum in which to get their hate on.

So come on in my fellow "trolls" and "babblers," the water's fine. Don't mind the minnows.

Anonymous said...

Again, if you don't like it, don't visit. So simple, even a Babbler can do it.

Anonymous said...

I didn't know Babblers and Trolls had an open invitation here. As far as I know, they are not welcome, so don't take it upon yourself to invite them, 12:54.

Anonymous said...

I too would like someone to explain why thinking that Jake is bi makes you a homophobe.

Learn to read - no one said that.

Why do you make shit up?

Anonymous said...

"I think you don't understand the concepts of gossip, speculation and having an opinion."

Hummm, why does that same concept not work for anon 12:07? Confussion and contradictions at best.

Anonymous said...

No joy in Reekeville today, with Jake headed on a plane to who knows where . . .

Anonymous said...

Does anyone else get the feeling 12:07, 12:51 and 12:54 are agreeing with themselves? LOL

Anonymous said...

They just want a forum in which to get their hate on.

Saying Jake is gay = hating Jake?

Anonymous said...

I too would like someone to explain why thinking that Jake is bi makes you a homophobe.

Saying you think he is bi does not make you a homophobe, but you already know that, you just want to stir. Putting down and ridiculing Proud Mom's remarks makes one wonder if you are a homophobe. You could disagree in a different manner, instead of being so condescending. Learn some people skills.

Anonymous said...

"No joy in Reekeville today, with Jake headed on a plane to who knows where . .


Ah, that's it. I was wondering.

Anonymous said...

"People skills"? On this board? You must be kidding!

12:57, the use of "trolls" and "Babblers" is being sarcastic.

I realize it's hard to put across irony and sarcasm on this board, but come on.

1:08, no one said that thinking that Jake is gay is hateful. What is hateful is the name calling by people who insist that Jake can't be anything but gay and will denigrate and be abusive to those who disagree. These hypocrites engage in the same behavior that they are supposed to oppose.

Anonymous said...

Old news?

http://realestalker.blogspot.com/2009/02/jake-and-reese-lay-out-load-for-london.html

Anonymous said...

Ancient history.

Anonymous said...

It seems fairly odd, to me, to maintain that Jake is bi-sexual because he has had two relationships with women in his 28 years.

Seems just an "idea" and so one questions why some people keep maintaining so loudly and constantly that this must be so.

Sounds like babble to me.

Anonymous said...

Sarcasm is not irony, dont flatter yrself.

Anonymous said...

What is hateful is the name calling by people who insist that Jake can't be anything but gay and will denigrate and be abusive to those who disagree.

More made up bullshit.

Spill it out - what are YOU talking about?

a) Jake is straight
b) Jake is bi and Reeke is real
c) Jake is bi and Reeke is fake
d) Jake is bi and I have no opinion about Reeke.

Well?

Anonymous said...

1:30 PM, is the question too hard?

Anonymous said...

And while you're at it, why did you end your attack on Proud Mother by stating that you think Jake is bi? What does that have to do with it? The rest of us don't go around stating "I happen to think Jake is gay" when we express an opinion.

It's almost as if you're trying to protect yourself from any accusations that you've been fraternizing with the enemy in case you're caught in enemy territory.

Anonymous said...

Babblers are enema territory.

Anonymous said...

Scroll over... scroll.....
wake me up please when you all decide this petty quarell has taken enough space ...

Anonymous said...

this war is worst than religion wars !

Anonymous said...

There will be blood

Anonymous said...

Almost done!

We are just waiting for 1:30 PM to answer 1:42 PM question.

Anonymous said...

Babblers are afraid that if they don't make it clear they don't think Jake is gay they'll lose their gold star for the day.

Anonymous said...

All this reeking still didn't convince babblers that Jake can only be straight as an arrow? lol

Anonymous said...

This is cute :)

Posted on OMG by M

I think the IUC tale has some merit. I recall a very old interview with one of the gals that was in Moonlight Mile with Jake. Can't remember her name now. She said Jake invited her over for dinner and when she got there his friend "who he reads lines with" was there all evening. One of the first clues that told me Jake was gay.

Anonymous said...

I bet she left before the friend did. That is, if he ever left.

Anonymous said...

Jake's reader :)

Anonymous said...

you start with the regular name calling, I am gay and I think Jake is gay or bi... The mother was wrong. Jake is not the cause of her sons issues!! She should concentrate on how "She" can help change things...

February 09, 2009 12:51 PM


Lighten up Chuck. She didn't say Jake was the cause of her son's issues.

You get to tell people what their opinion is at DC, not here.

Anonymous said...

facists ...

facists ...

They just want a forum in which to get their hate on.

So come on in my fellow "trolls" and "babblers," the water's fine. Don't mind the minnows.


QB, it's spelled "fascists."

And just because you want a forum to get your hate on doesn't mean your fellow trolls and babblers need to follow you here.

Anonymous said...

We are all minnows compared to the corpulence of UV and Queen Beruthiel.

Anonymous said...

Who is this UV and Queen Beruthiel that some of you are so fixated on?

What makes you think these two spend time on this board?

I am beginning to think the nature of the back and forth is making 1:30's point.

Does anyone think Matt Frost has been bought by PR? If not, why his sudden appearance? Isn't he a relic of the "bad old days?"

Anonymous said...

Who is this UV and Queen Beruthiel that some of you are so fixated on?

Babblers from GB.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone think Matt Frost has been bought by PR?

No need for that. Matt knows how Hollywood works and was probbably happy to do Jake a favour.

Anonymous said...

Queen Beruthiel is one nasty bitch.

Anonymous said...

"why his sudden appearance?"

You didnt look at OMG today did you.

Anonymous said...

UV nasty bitch too

Anonymous said...

You didnt look at OMG today did you.

Matt did Jake's photoshoot?

Anonymous said...

"It's almost as if you're trying to protect yourself from any accusations that you've been fraternizing with the enemy in case you're caught in enemy territory."

Haha crazy babblers and their crazy ways. Response on DC to poofproof possibilities, post lots of pix of Jake smootching with women but be sure to to interweave pictures of Jake being "just buds" with buds - do they put alot of thots into their crazy ways or is it just knee-jerk, by now.

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Anonymous said...

I don't understand why some complain and bitch about babblers and DCers coming here when it seams a number of you spend alot of time on those sites. I assume this since some of you seem to know alot about the daily activities of those sites.

What's okay for one should be okay for all. It would appear that the babblers and the DCers aren't the only ones who are insecure about their positioning.

I say this as a curious party open to persuasion as to whatever may be the nature of Jake's sexuality.

But I am beginning to think that Jake's "fans", on all sides, are crazy and obsessive.

Anonymous said...

"I am beginning to think the nature of the back and forth is making 1:30's point"

3:47, you don't know nothin' about it, Alma

Posters who stick their nose in others people business who know nothing about the history nor context and neverthless feel free to make judgement are, let me see, what's a proper description -

- the kind of people who drown unwanted puppies.

- fat

- trailer trash just waiting for their tv suppers to warm up proper

- etecetcetc

Anonymous said...

Who is this UV and Queen Beruthiel that some of you are so fixated on?

They post here a fair amount. They're pretty easy to pick out. They always say the same thing.

Anonymous said...

I don't understand why some complain and bitch about babblers and DCers coming here when it seams a number of you spend alot of time on those sites.

How often do we post there?

Anonymous said...

waiting for their tv suppers to warm up proper

That is so mean! I like it.

Lol sorry I am just really tired of them wandering from board to board telling people what we are allowed to think, how we are allowed to feel.

Anonymous said...

FUCK

cut it out with fat jokes, okay?

Jake loves his lil pumpkin hottie.

Right, my silk road honeypuss?

Anonymous said...

Crazy? Possibly. Lol can't stop the music!

Anonymous said...

You know what those cries of intolerance and fascist by the "Jake is bi, but..." poster sound like?

The Religious Wingnuts defending their hatred by labeling those who call them on it as intolerant.

Almost word for word, even.

And you're right, Jake and his bearding are not the sum of all the problems that daily confront my son. But, he sure has hell can be a part of the solution.

Everyone, thank you for your support. For my words, for the cause.

Don't forget to make and wear your own White Knot to show your support for marriage equality!

Anonymous said...

babblers and the DCers

babblers = DCers

One and the same for a year now.

Anonymous said...

New Toothy post on IUC. Oh my...

Anonymous said...

It would appear that the babblers and the DCers aren't the only ones who are insecure about their positioning.

But how could babblers and DCers have any doubts after seeing tons of Reeke photos and reading all those wonderful tabloid stories?

Anonymous said...

IUC Exclusive: Another Female Star Admits Toothy told her “he liked to play on both sides of the fence”

IUC had an exclusive interview today with another Hollywood actress who said she was involved with Toothy Tile. This one, however, admitted she slept with Toothy Tile several times over the past three years. The actress, who gave us the interview on condition of preserving her anonymity, said Toothy (Jake Gyllenhaal) had sex with her several times but made it clear he did not want to have any strings attached. Unlike the previous actress “Penny”, “Birdie” admitted she was lovers with Toothy but always suspected he swung both ways because “he was pretty weird when it came to making love”. “Birdie” said the truth was finally revealed when they went dancing one night at the Hollywood Burlesque Club Forty Deuce. “He started getting very close to a hot, young looking guy in the VIP section - a bit too close for my comfort,” she said. “When I asked him what was up he whispered in my ear that he liked to play on both sides of the fence.” Developing…

IUC

Anonymous said...

I think a lot here have issues with DC forum cause "the Jake is gay team" is clearly rejected!

It's not fairplay from a forum which claims to be concerned by gay rights I know, BUT in other hand I wouldn't see peace possible between JIS crowd and JIG team ! honestly it would be the war!
Besides The administrator and others members are in JIS crowd, you can say about their belief whatever you want , I don't think they are PR agents or others lol , just people who don't believe in what we believe!

So what ??? no big deal
we have OMG and WFT 2 and , for me at least, it's enough!

Anonymous said...

Are you sure Ian isn't a author of fanfic LOL

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't see peace possible between JIS crowd and JIG team ! honestly it would be the war!

No, all you have to do is ban Reeke AND Jake is gay talk.

Anonymous said...

So what ??? no big deal
we have OMG and WFT 2 and , for me at least, it's enough!


More or less agreed. But they are hostile toward us. Therefore it is not exactly reasonable for them to expect us to welcome them warmly here. (See 12:54 and 12:58 today)

Anonymous said...

*** 3:47, you don't know nothin' about it, Alma

Posters who stick their nose in others people business who know nothing about the history nor context and neverthless feel free to make judgement are, let me see, what's a proper description -

- the kind of people who drown unwanted puppies.

- fat

- trailer trash just waiting for their tv suppers to warm up proper

- etecetcetc***

^^ Can anyone explain the above? It seems like the mind of a wayward teen who has not lived long enough to even understand the gray areas of life. "Mos" of the regular posters here go all over the net seeing what the other fan? sites do, then they comment that, (babblers, UV, DC) are over here, go back? It reminds me of teens with nothing to do, but know everything. And this Jake is and can't be anything but gay anthem, are nothing but gay teen boys when I used to think it was girls. Well, I'm not gonna be mean here, but I think looking up to the out celebs. would be better. Especially if you ARE looking for a role model. You can't make Jake a role model if he's not interested. Something tells me he will come around, but then again you may be waiting for some time. WFT does not mean to bash him every chance you get because he's not doing what you expect or want him to do while you wait. So it might be of good use to follow someone who is ((now) (and I say that literally), proud to be gay and be with their partner in public, unless you have alterior motives for this attitude towards Jake.

Anonymous said...

I suwanne, if I never see another LOL for the rest of my life, and it lasts until their are flying cars, a Starbuck's on the Great Wall and Paris Hilton has been eradicted from this nation's pop culture consciouness, it will be much, MUCH too soon.

Please! For the sake of the survival of the English language, find another way to express either your sarcasm or amusment!

Anonymous said...

"Mos" of the regular posters here go all over the net seeing what the other fan? sites do

Watch your language. I'm one of the "Mos" you're referring to.

Anonymous said...

5:11 -

No big deal? DCF leadership was abusive, and used "lashes" to get hits, while over the years insulting the posters; always hypocritical, allowing the most vulgar and childish kind of innuendo but pulling up its 'phobic skirts and calling for its vapors when faced with honest sexuality? and absolutely going pussy when faced with the wrath of the brillo-wielding babblers?

oh, come on, we're supposed to respect you? you don't deserve the time of day.

would you like to know how I really feel? google christian bale rant.

Anonymous said...

Crap. That should be "There" not "their".

But, at least I know how to spell words like ulterior.

Anonymous said...

This must be the source of Ted's recent blind vice. Sounds like Ted is feeding him his sources.

Anonymous said...

5:18, we don't harrass them on their sites. They harrass us here. We're just calling them on it because it's so funny.

Anonymous said...

5:20 LOL. I mean ROTFLMAO!

Anonymous said...

You know, most of those Harpies on the Lashes thread, the ones that banshee shriek if anything the least bit gay comes anywhere near their beloved Jake are also iron fisted dominatrixes on the Slash Fic thread, too.

Hypocrisy, thy name is DC.

Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO. Brillo-wielding babblers. Hope you don't mind 5:21 if I use that one.

Anonymous said...

Cripes. F'ed up again. "Their" should not be "there" but "they're"

Now that I've lost all credibility, I'll just be in the corner over here smacking my head against the wall.

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