Saturday 17 January 2009

Toothy at the Golden Globes

January 16, 2009

One Fabulous Fagola Run-in Blind Vice!

It was so delicious. Better than Angie getting her gal-flirt on at the Globes. Far better than whatever Mickey Rourke did with all those easy chicks at the after-parties. Call it showdown of the down-low dudes!

(You do know what down-low means, right? Uh, it's when superficially macho guys, often in the black and Latino cultures, but not always, like to screw with guys on the side while they've got the babes out in front.)

So here we go: Like the good little showman he is, Toothy Tile went to the Golden Globes this past weekend. And where was a camera when you needed one 'cause boyfriend ran into Lloyd Boy-Toyed, one of our other closeted Hollywood actors, just not as famous.

Jeez, wanna hear what happened?

They met. For the first time, I do not know, but I'm pretty sure it was. And even though both stars live to get their boy-flirt on, big-time, these guys are nearly a generation apart, so I highly doubt they mingle at the same gay gatherings.

But what's really interesting is how very sad Lloyd acted with Toothy, almost as if he saw before him the chance he'll never have: the possibility to come out of the closet and still have a career. Boy-Toyed never will out himself (although others sure as hell keep trying), not just because of his age, but because of his family, trust me on that one. But Toothy? Everybody knows he could still have it both ways; he's sure young enough. So what did Lloyd and Tooth discuss?

"The awards, the show, politics — it was a total come-on," insists my Toothy/Lloyd interloper. Am I quoting myself here, I wonder, and being very sneaky? Hmm. "It's how Lloyd operates. It's all in the eyes." Yes, that much is true. Very true. I know firsthand.

But let's get the point, already: Did Lloyd and Toothy hook up? Not there, they didn't, although I do believe digital info was exchanged, a dynamic that never would have gone down had T.T.'s standard chick date been around, which she wasn't, at least not then. Where could she have been? Stitching up Kate Beckinsale's dress in the ladies room?

Oh, and Lloyd. You might as well throw that number away. Toothy so is not calling. Sorry. (He's taken, a few times over.)

Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth

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Anonymous said...

10:34

I don't think Heath overdosed with heroin but even if he did, why it would make him a less respected actor? If he did drugs,it was his business and it has nothing to do with him as an artist

Anonymous said...

"I have heard second hand he has recently been contemplating a change in his professional and personal life, so who knows?"

What do you mean ??

Anonymous said...

Launching unfounded rumors about Heath and drugs won't make Jake more award-worthy, babblers!

Anonymous said...

I bet many would love if the real reason Heath died was a heroin od. It would be just another poor druggie who bit the dust. I also bet many hate it that he was so great in TDK and are jealous. Deal with it, he was a respected actor, a decent person and died because of a stupid accident. There's no dirt about Heath, so some feel the need to make shit up and drag his name into the mud. Poor souls.

They can's stand seing Heath up so they have to drag him down to their level. Sorry jealous babblers, made up bullshit won't work.

Anonymous said...

That DL thread, whether true or not, is eye-opening.

There's something in there about Heath and Jake hooking up in the Hudson Hotel summer of 2007. According to the "insider," Jake adored Heath but was shocked at his deterioration due to the drugs.

Anonymous said...

"I have heard second hand he has recently been contemplating a change in his professional and personal life, so who knows?"
What do you mean ??


We don't know - that was posted on DL.

Anonymous said...

With a potential series in PoP and two other movies lined up, it sure doesn't look to me like Jake is contemplating a change in his professional life.

Anonymous said...

I agree.
On the other hand, I think only PoP contract would be a problem - and only if there is going to be more PoP movies.

Anonymous said...

I bet the poster on DL (the "insider") is in fact Cuntera.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if POP is really going to do that well. Signing the actors up for sequels is standard for Disney and other studios. But, if Disney is already trying to push a movie as a big summer blockbuster on their approved media outlets 2yrs before they release it makes me think that maybe they are trying to create a fire where there's nothing interesting about their movie. Read the other day that Spiderman 4 is supposed to come out summer 2010. If it comes out same time as POP, POP will be dead in the water.

Anonymous said...

12:03 PM

Huh?
Cuntera is part of the JiS crowd. I don't think she would hint Stephen might bi BI either.

Anonymous said...

"According to the "insider," Jake adored Heath but was shocked at his deterioration due to the drugs."

I had wondered in Interview magazine dialogue with Fincher when Jake said he felt himself more matured than some other actors he was speaking of Heath's shenanigans.

Even at that time I wondered from where Jake derived his concept of "maturity".

Anonymous said...

"Cuntera is part of the JiS crowd. I don't think she would hint Stephen might bi BI either."

Well then she should not have posted the video taken a month ago of Stephen coming to take her and her hubby Charlie Manson out to lunch. Papas walk is kinda girly.

Anonymous said...

Wonder if his Disney contract ties him up to more PoP films.

Anonymous said...

Can someone please post this link to the DL insider thread? Thanks.

Anonymous said...

Papas walk is kinda girly.

Oh, God. Not him too. lol

Anonymous said...

Promise you won't post on it!

DL thread

Anonymous said...

According to the "insider," Jake adored Heath but was shocked at his deterioration due to the drugs.

Did he try to help him, if this is true?

Anonymous said...


DL thread>


Thanks.

Anonymous said...

Can somebody check out Uncle Anders up in Wisconsin, or Minnesota, or wherever he is, for signs of the family tendency toward same-sex affiliation?

Anonymous said...

LOL

Anonymous said...

What about Peter?

IMDb Message Board - str8 or gay or bisexual?

Anonymous said...

Anders is/was with a journal in Miami. He has 2 children (teens) who look nothing like Jake, more like Maggie.

Anonymous said...

Is Naomi re-marrying Eric Foner?

Anonymous said...

What? Where did you hear that?

Anonymous said...

This "insider" talks about Heath's demons. What demons did he have, what was wrong with him?
(Still taking everything what Insider says with a grain of salt.)

Anonymous said...

This "insider" talks about Heath's demons. What demons did he have, what was wrong with him?

So many insiders on that thread, please.

Anonymous said...

either director or co-star of Kinsey on commentary said he'd never met anyone as cool as Peter about being nekkid.

maybe Swedenborgians like Reichians let their kids run around and have sex when young. maybe Peter is one of those also Jake and Maggie. J and M are always dying to get nekkid.

Anonymous said...

Insecure, under pressure, depressed, ... there are hundreds ways to be unhappy.

Colin Farrell told a BBC talk show how he "was dying" before he checked into rehab nearly three years ago and was "fairly drunk and high for 16 years."

Anonymous said...

So many insiders on that thread, please.

Just a few, read more carefully.

Anonymous said...

Ent Lawyer BI

This award winning B list always film actor had been booked to make a paid appearance at a pre-inaugural event. He missed the event. How come? Well turns out that he just couldn't be bothered to leave his hotel room and his meth. Six months ago this actor never did any drugs and now he spends almost every waking moment doing meth.

ent lawyer

Anonymous said...

I assume Eric Foner is still married to Lynn Garafola, professor of dance at Barnard and a hot ticket.

Anonymous said...

So what? Maggie G and Kate Winslet are both very "nekkid" in their movies. I was watching Iris recently - Kate is full frontal and she doesn't even wear a wig on her ***.

It's all her natural bush there. The poor young actor who played the goofy husband is ever more intimidated to pat her dry with a towel.

Anonymous said...

Just a few, read more carefully.

My reading skills are very good, thank you. My bs radar is well tuned too. Funny how you find "a few" insiders all in one place having so much info. *eyeroll*

Anonymous said...

There are only 2 or 3 posters who claim to be insiders.

Anonymous said...

I don't think Heath overdosed with heroin but even if he did, why it would make him a less respected actor? If he did drugs,it was his business and it has nothing to do with him as an artist

The problem is that we as the consumers, are pressuring actors to use heroin and other drugs so that they perform on screen in a particular way that pleases us.

It's the same issue as heroin chic in the modeling industry. You can't be a model unless you shoot up. Because if you don't shoot up, you won't "look like a model."

You can't be an actor unless you shoot up, because otherwise somebody else will, and will look more strung out, which is what the audience wants for some sick reason, and he will take your job.

Anonymous said...

All that glitters is gold

Only shooting stars break the mold

Anonymous said...

Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

All Star

Anonymous said...

This is why I see bearding as the moral equivalent of injecting heroin.

Anonymous said...

"There are only 2 or 3 posters who claim to be insiders."

The keyword is "claim to be"......everyone can register, claim to be an insider and have "informations". The more I think about it....could be fun....

BTW it looks like Jake has to earn the money for his little family a bit longer - Austins movie "Informers" is getting worse reviews than "Four christmases"...poor guy.

Oh and speaking of 4C - who told us Reese is nominated for a Razzie?? Because today the nominations are out and I couldn´t find her on the list?

Anonymous said...

Reese and Razzie Ballots

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/entertainment/Tom_Cruise__Reese_Witherspoon_On_Razzie_Ballots.html

Anonymous said...

The keyword is "claim to be"......everyone can register, claim to be an insider and have "informations".

Please tell us you are a teenager, reading gossip forum for the first time.

Anonymous said...

Reese and Razzie Ballots

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/entertainment/Tom_Cruise__Reese_Witherspoon_On_Razzie_Ballots.html


I guess you don't understand the difference between a ballot and a nomination. Nothing related to 4C was nominated.

Anonymous said...

Please tell us you are a teenager, reading gossip forum for the first time.

I'm not 1:40pm but I agree with him/her, anyone can post anything on public forums claiming they’re real insiders. Some are but most of them are full of shit. It would be pretty naive to think otherwise.

Anonymous said...

2:04 PM

Who said anything about 4C???
Read old posts and don't blame others for your bad memory and lack of information.

Anonymous said...

I'm not 1:40pm but I agree with him/her, anyone can post anything on public forums claiming they’re real insiders.

What is wrong with you people? Why are you pointing out the obvious / self-evident?

Anonymous said...

Jake's pics from yesterday ended up only on Popsugar. Wow, all that hard work bearding and his pics now end up on a recycled news gossip blog. Another example of how much all that Reeke star attraction is helping his career.

Anonymous said...

Cute Leo gossip:

"All this talk of LDiC reminds me of this actor guy I worked with years ago on a crap indie film...Philipino, and gay as the day was long (but was trying to hide it, as we had a macho ensemble cast). Apparently used to hang out in LDiC's posse and would bring videos of LDiC, ToMig and LuHa "wrestling".

Even though they were fully clothed, they were on the bed and it was uncomfortable to watch (they would watch it in the trailers). I think he was trying to impress the rest of the cast with whom he hung out with."

Anonymous said...

There is a post in the Socialite Life site showing separated pics of Reese and Jake.
She looks like the butch who tried to rape Martha Stewart in prison.
He looks fine wearing a cap and dark glasses but his face looks sad...

Anonymous said...

Same awful Reese pictures are posted by Just Jared. Someone on OMG noticed that she's not wearing the ring.

Anonymous said...

According to this insider Heath was clean from street drugs for a month before he died. Which he was according to many reports. And we have evidence, there was no illegal stuff in his body when he died.
It's probably everything BS what that dude writes anyway.

Anonymous said...

For God's sake! lol
"The insider" did NOT post about Heath, try to notice "by:" lines.

Anonymous said...

(Someone on OMG noticed that she's not wearing the ring)


What ring?
i'm not new here but i don't know anything about a ring

Anonymous said...

Reese's left hand middle finger ring, you can see it in many, many, many recent Reeke photos. lol

Anonymous said...

2:47 PM

According to Val Kilmer and a Doctor Parnassus extra, Heath was abstaining from alcohol (too).

Anonymous said...

Reese's left hand middle finger ring, you can see it in many, many, many recent Reeke photos. lol




but it is an "engagement" ring or something? Did Jake supposedly give it to her?

Anonymous said...

2:47 PM

According to Val Kilmer and a Doctor Parnassus extra, Heath was abstaining from alcohol (too).


Well, I think he didn't want to lose his daughter and really tried. Shame the combo of pills killed him then. Maybe it was meant to be...:(

Anonymous said...

So, Leo DiCaprio is gay? I was honestly surprised how a married woman declares her love to another "straight" man who isn't her hubby at the Globes. LOL.
She probably loves Leo like a bro.

Anonymous said...

^^I'm talking about Kate Winslet.

Anonymous said...

3:10 PM

Based on the comments - fangirls and babblers think so.

Anonymous said...

So, Leo DiCaprio is gay?

He ain't straight, that's for sure.

Anonymous said...

FWIW, on January 11, he wore The jeans.

Anonymous said...

If that's true about Heath and Jake hooking up in this hotel, Jake probably didn't care about Heath's problems. He probably just wanted to fuck him and probably did drugs with him as well. I think Jake had a huge crush on Heath, but didn' love him like a real friend who'd try to help him with his problems. Does he have a bad conscience now? Seems Michelle really tried to help, then again she is the mother of his child.

Anonymous said...

For God's sake! lol
"The insider" did NOT post about Heath, try to notice "by:" lines.


It was someone who says he works for the industry who wrote it. He said Heath was clean from illegal drugs for about a month before he died. But that's pretty well documented in the media anyway, so...

Anonymous said...

I dont think they had sex. Jake would not have been so hopped up in photos if they had been intimate.

Anonymous said...

I dont think they had sex. Jake would not have been so hopped up in photos if they had been intimate.

What did they do in the hotel then?

Anonymous said...

They traded beauty tips over a cup of tea. ;)

Anonymous said...

They traded beauty tips over a cup of tea. ;)

Yeah right!

This shows to me that Heath didn't seem to have any real friends in the industry. The really close friends he had were from childhood and most of them, if not all of them, lived in Australia. He used to pay their flights to the US, so they could spend time with him.

Anonymous said...

Worked on a script, had a party with others, maybe just met in the bar for drinks.

Heath never look'd like he fancied Jake in real life. Just pals. Whereas Jake always seemed to be panting and drooling and halfway in heaven.

Anonymous said...

Aussie's are diffrent, that's for sure. I have one in my life. I'll spare you the details.

Anonymous said...

I'm going C.R.A.Z.Y. with all these revelations about Jake, Heath, Naomi, Chris, Leo, Jake's godmother, Kate, Colin Farell, drugs, sex and everything in between.

Anonymous said...

^^ But why were the words "hooked up" used? To me this implies sex. Others in the DL thread seemed to see it the same way.

Anonymous said...

Jake always seemed to be panting and drooling and halfway in heaven.

What she said.

Anonymous said...

4:23 You do realize that poster is probably lying, don't you?

Anonymous said...

4:23 You do realize that poster is probably lying, don't you?

I do. I actually hope s/he's lying.

Anonymous said...

"Whereas Jake always seemed to be panting and drooling and halfway in heaven."

Yes, the look on Jake's face around Heath was beautiful.

Anonymous said...

But why were the words "hooked up" used? To me this implies sex.

Yes, DL poster is talking about hooking up for sex.

Anonymous said...

Oh, I'm waiting for this book about the BBM cast. I know it's coming. It'll be an interesting read me thinks. ;)

Anonymous said...

Posted on DL:

I met him [Heath] a SAG Q & A for BBM. He was there with Michelle. Heath had cancelled the week before at a screening of BBM at the TV Academy in NH the audience of 900 or so "industry" ie card carrying SAG, WGA were not pleased when the emcee stepped out and said " Heath & Michelle have had to cancel tonite as their newborn is ill, I hope you understand." Well they didn't. The lot I sat in front of went from praising Heath as a "genius, brilliant actor" to " he's a junkie who stood us up." "He was out partying in SM last nite." in a nano second they began to hiss. Welcome to Phoneywood.

Focus rescheduled at the Design Center a week or so later. It was a much smaller house. Heath could not have been more gracious. He literally crawled on his hands and knees around the stage signing anything and everything we thru at him. Michelle was very quiet almost withdrawn. I held out my hand and congratulated him on his nomination. He met my gaze with those brown ball bearing eyes , smiled a half Ennis smile and said . "Thanks mate."

Anonymous said...

I believe the Jake/Heath encounter for several reasons:

Heath, the summer of 2007, was very vulnerable and sadly, a mess. Though he had begun filming TDK, he and Michelle had broken up and he wasn't seeing Matilda as often. He needed comfort and affection no matter how casual (remember all those gals he hooked up with following the breakup with Michelle?). I do think Jake admired him greatly and had a big crush on him. Heath knew that and rather than resist and/or run away from that (as he had previously--I don't think there was any affair prior to this), he succumbed--because he needed the "love," the affection, the comfort and contact.

I believe this story but I don't believe ANYTHING happened prior to that summer/period.

Anonymous said...

there will be no book about BBMt cast. heath and jake made fun of gay life. anne hathaway was always menstuating when not laughing at Jake's imitatioms of fairies. h and m were busy making a baby. Jake was lonely and miserable when he was not doing 13 takes pretending to be buggered by the Australian. BORING.

Anonymous said...

The lot I sat in front of went from praising Heath as a "genius, brilliant actor" to " he's a junkie who stood us up.

Some people/fans are so fickle. I read not only Matilda was sick (a cold), but Heath and Michelle too. What's interesting though, shortly after Jake got a cold too. I wonder how he got it? ;)

Anonymous said...

O come on, 5:06, H and J go together like milk and water.

Anonymous said...

It would also explain just WHY Jake has never said anything about Heath--why he ditched the red carpet and avoided the pressroom, why he has consciously avoided situations where questions about Heath (and they will come up when Jake's around media) will rise up. I mean, it's been a year and he's still doing this...

Anonymous said...

there will be no book about BBMt cast. heath and jake made fun of gay life. anne hathaway was always menstuating when not laughing at Jake's imitatioms of fairies. h and m were busy making a baby. Jake was lonely and miserable when he was not doing 13 takes pretending to be buggered by the Australian. BORING.

I get it, you're saying Jake, Heath, Anne and Michelle are assholes. Perhaps they are, who knows?

Anonymous said...

The rumor was always that Heath loved women, preferred women, but liked an occassional male as well.

Anonymous said...

The rumor was always that Heath loved women, preferred women, but liked an occassional male as well.

And since Jake is bi/gay, the hook up is entirely possible.

Anonymous said...

"I get it, you're saying Jake, Heath, Anne and Michelle are assholes. Perhaps they are, who knows?"

No, you dont get it at all. Im saying people that make up all this shit (not excluding myself) are assholes.

Anonymous said...

No, you dont get it at all. Im saying people that make up all this shit (not excluding myself) are assholes.

Oh, ok. :)

Anonymous said...

Interesting tidbits from summer/fall 2007. When Jake (at the Cannes FF) and Heath (at the Venice FF) were asked what their favourite film was this year, both guys said the same movie. I don't remember the title, but it's this British musical. Does anyone know?
Heath's friend Michael Stipe took pictures of Heath and Jake with those black glasses just days apart. And the black pullover Jake wore on the cover of Interview is most likely Heath's, he wore the pullover regularly at public appearances and candids ever since 2005. Everything may be a coincidence though.

Anonymous said...

^^ The movie is called "Once" and it's FABULOUS.

Anonymous said...

Dear Ted:
Your friend Lloyd Boy-Toyed sure sounds like Aaron Eckhart. Could he be good friends with our beloved Toothy?
—Pearl

Dear Two Face:
Our boy Lloyd is no big superhero. Maybe more of a villain?

Dear Ted:
I love you and your column, have to have my "Ted" fix every day! Maybe it's a naive question, but does Toothy Tile know that everyone knows he's closeted? If so, why does he continue the charade? No one is fooled.
—Lovin u in Texas

Dear Tile Is Tickin':
If that many people outside of the L.A. or "reader" bubbles actually knew, then maybe, just maybe, he'd come out.

Anonymous said...

The movie is called "Once" and it's FABULOUS.

TY.

Anonymous said...

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow said, "Music is the universal language of mankind." Once believes that statement with every fiber of its heart and soul, and its heart and soul are so pure, so good, so decent, so loving, one cannot help but feel the man was right. This is a genuinely lovely film, brimming with tender humanity, a resonant emotional depth, and fantastic music. That it was written and directed by a musician is no surprise. The film is enamored with the processes of creating, performing, and reacting to music, and those moments are presented with sincerity and verve. There's no obvious story, really. There are simply two people without names who discover each other by chance, share a passion, leave too much unsaid, and move on with their lives.

http://mark-reviews-movies.tripod.com/reviews/O/once-2007.htm

Anonymous said...

This is a genuinely lovely film, brimming with tender humanity, a resonant emotional depth, and fantastic music.

Sounds wonderful.

Anonymous said...

Isn't this about a Czech girl and a British man who play guitar and became engaged while filming the movie?

Anonymous said...

Once

A Dublin street musician living with his father attracts the attention of a young Czech immigrant who encourages him to record his songs. Drawn to her, he falls literally under her charm and confides in her his ambition to produce a demo and take it to London. They write, rehearse and record songs during an eventful week that reveals their unique love story.

Anonymous said...

Isn't this about a Czech girl and a British man who play guitar and became engaged while filming the movie?

Yes, I think so.

Anonymous said...

He's Irish not British. And they are only dating, not engaged.

Anonymous said...

Posted on OMG by Destiny

I went and saw Maggie and Peter in Uncle Vanya last night. Dennis O'Hare was really good, but overall I thought the production and acting was okay, but nothing great. It could be that I saw it too early, it's just been playing since the weekend, and it could still be a work in progess. While it was kind of fun to be in such a tiny theater and be so close to the action (the theater seats only about 180 and has 6 rows on 3 sides of the stage) the stage design was a big problem. Tt had a diagonal row of beams across the stage, meant to represent a divider between inside and outside the house, but even in a tiny theater it meant that half the time I couldn't see people because they were blocked by the beam. I really think directors and reviewers should sit in the worst seats in a theater to see how the staging works.

Two tidbits. One, Naomi was in the audience. She didn't appear to be with anyone, and remained seated while everyone else was leaving the theater (presumably waiting for Maggie and Peter).

Two, at one point my gf turned to me and whispered that she can't believe Peter is straight, which made me laugh. Although I have to say I've never thought he was completely straight. Heck, if that DL thread being discussed on wft2 has any truth to it (and no way of knowing, consider the source), maybe no one in the family is. completely straight.

January 21, 2009 1:47 PM

Anonymous said...

True fact - when you are either gay or bi, such as Destiny, you tend to think everyone in the world is either gay or bi.

Anonymous said...

True fact - when you are straight, such 8:40 PM, you tend to think everyone in the world is straight.

Anonymous said...

8:40 PM

Ever heard about "gaydar"? Look it up.

Anonymous said...

Good lord! I'm convinced that Jake Gyllenhaal lives at his local doctor's office.

Anonymous said...

It's unbelievable, it's been a year. :(

Small picture tribute:

HL

HL&JG

Ennis

R.I.P dear Heath.

prairiegirl said...

^^^Very nice, 22:05.

I remember the night I got home a year ago and had turned on the small TV in my bedroom. I sensed they were talking about something very serious and I stepped back into my room. I saw pictures of Heath on the screen and then I saw the scroll running along the bottom. And I was alone in my apartment, but I remember groaning aloud "Oh nooooooo.." and can still feel my shoulders just sag. It was absolutely crushing. I was stunned.

Hard to believe it's been a year.

***heavy sigh***

Anonymous said...

I was informed by an acquaintance, turned on the TV and there it was the first thing in the news. :(

Anonymous said...

Good lord! I'm convinced that Jake Gyllenhaal lives at his local doctor's office.

Before you start filming you need a doc check up. I guess he'll start shooting his new project soon. Will it be the Namath movie?

Anonymous said...

Heath

destiny said...

I do not think everyone is bisexual or gay.

And Peter himself in an interview for Kinsey said he was not a zero, i.e., completely straight.

Anonymous said...

thanks 10:27 :D

i don't know. remember when he went to some "inner city youth tribute" a while back. WDW mentioned that he became a buddy to someone there for a role he was preparing for. i'll try to find a link. haven't heard too much else about the moon project or the football flick, so maybe it's that.

why do i have a feeling that he's looking to do "half nelson part 2". i remember he named that as one of his favorite films of the year back on trl back in 07. that wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing, just sayin...

Anonymous said...

LA Conservation Corps is what i was thinking of!

Here's the WDW link:
http://wetdarkandwild.blogspot.com/2008/07/jake-guest-teacher-ask-yourself-why-do.html

Anonymous said...

One year.

Anonymous said...

:'(

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