October 16, 2008
Dear Ted:
Why is Toothy Tile bearding when he has a baby with his boyfriend? As much as I adore Family Tile, I think Gray Goose should take Baby Tile with him and leave Toothy. Enough is enough when manufacturing a fake image! The baby comes first and requires honesty. What do you think?
—Myla
Dear Honest Woman:
I think you know what I think. After all, your letter's first, isn't it?
Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth
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October 21, 2008
Dear Ted:
I, too, am tired of the Toothy Tile game...but just out of curiosity, how many people have sent you an email correctly identifying him?
—SanFriskyBabe
Dear Ticking Tile:
A few.
Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 400 of 697 Newer› Newest»Who said fucking? It was "flirting" and "look close".
Well I thought the outrageous flirting theory was mentioned as an indication of Jake using the casting couch with Fincher and that implies of course the fucking, doesn't it?
^ ^ ^
No, not at all.
There are many ways to cook a goose
6:54 PM, it was: "I’m sure Jake’s no stranger to the casting couch but with Fincher I don’t think so, unless of course you care to prove me wrong."
"Outrageous flirting" doesn't imply fucking, at least not in my book.
Fine, if you want to get into technicalities here it is: looking at those pics I don't see two people sexually involved. My opinion. Period.
oh by the way blabbermouth Jake said in one interview that David F wanted him badly for the Zodiac role and Jake couldnt figure out why, and "some day he'll tell the whole story" . . .
"Fine, if you want to get into technicalities here it is: looking at those pics I don't see two people sexually involved. My opinion. Period."
Speaking for myself, I am not talking about being "sexually involved", that is actual, but I am talking about flirtation, power moves, all of which are a form of sexuality - Sarah Palin's wink and wagging her ass is sex and power.
Nuance, dear, nuance! You can bring a man to his knees by stroking his tie, you can bring a powerful priest to tears by simply stroking his stole -
Ok my last post on this subject. If 6:11 wasn’t implying that the “outrageous flirting” is an indication of Jake using the casting couch with Fincher which would invole sex (in whatever form, not necessarily intercourse) then my bad.
7:10 If flirting and fixing ties were enough for power moves Jake wouldn’t need to beard.
Hello "Last Post On The Subject" I am 6:11 and I honestly swear I was not implying that Jake's "outrageous flirting" was using the casting couch with Fincher except in a metaphorical sense.
The man has been "flirting outrageously" with cameras and his fans for many years and few of us have had a chance to consumate our horny desires. Our bad. :D:D
^ If flirting, fixing ties and power moves were enough to get good work Jake wouldn’t need to beard.
Edit of the 7:18 post.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33540
Interesting how people imply something and then back track like mad when called on it! And I'm not 6.40, just for the record. lol
jake's lament said...
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33540
Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
By Bruce Heffernan
Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock.
Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too–big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is.
Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my cock" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock."
I've got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, then I've got a real problem.
Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he's sucking my cock!
What is it with these homos? Can't they control their sexual urges? Aren't there enough gay cocks out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me?
Believe me, I have no interest in getting my cock sucked by some queer. But try telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless other homos who've come on to me recently. All of them sucked my cock, and there was nothing I could do to stop them.
I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots?
It screws with your head at other times, too. Every time a man passes me on the street, I'm afraid he's going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my cock. I've even started to visualize these repulsive cock-sucking episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with my wife–even some that haven't actually happened, like the sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks forward Mark Messier that I can't seem to stop thinking about.
Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be women trying to suck my cock, which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As it is, I'm just angry and sickened. But believe me, that's enough. I don't know what makes these homosexuals mistake me for a guy who wants his cock sucked, and, frankly, I don't want to know. I just wish there were some way to get them to stop.
I've tried all sorts of things to get them to stop, but it has all been to no avail. A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those faggots off, but it didn't work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my cock, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, neck, chest and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these swishes?
I swear, if these homosexuals don't take a hint and quit sucking my cock all the time, I'm going to have to resort to drastic measures–like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my cock all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can't get much more direct than that.
A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those faggots off, but it didn't work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them.
LOL
Now we know which friend slaughters pigs on his farm
Chris made a man out of Jake :)
Halloween edition
Truth, Lies & Ted, Oct. 30
Does Ted say anything interesting on the Halloween edition?
Ted doesn't mention Reeke, but he looks good in a police uniform :)
Schwarzenegger releases positions on propositions
Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger today released his positions on the 12 ballot measures voters face Tuesday, and there are no surprises.
He opposes the gay marriage ban in Proposition 8, favors the abortion notification measure in Proposition 4 and is neutral on two crime measures, Propositions 6 and 9.
Jake is GOOD - he's had to deal with his asshole director father all his life. . .
my god he coulda DIED in that halloween house costume all lit up with electrical fittings and no eye openings. . .
Poor Jakey LOL
Having a father with a big personality can be really hard on boys. Jake has said he had to really work hard to vie for attention growing up. Things like that have a lasting impact on self confidence, no matter how successful you look to outsiders. And I am sure everyone here knows Jake is soft hearted and has a gentle nature.
The "shes really fond of Jake" comment is the nicest Ted has been to Reese in a while. I read it as she just likes the guy - or at least she did at first. I think Jake liked her too, they became friends helping each other out - but the novelty has worn off. They don't seem to be getting along at all anymore. It's become work.
Here is a secret that women know. In the early stages of a flirtation, not a love affair or being in love, you have the most power by not actually having sex. Look outrageously desirable, flirt, make the other person feel desired, and hold out that you may have sex. Once you do have sex, the balance of power shifts. So Jake could flirt with Fincher, Bruckheimer, Armstrong or whoever but never acually plan to have sex with them. Just to charm them to get what he wants. My guess is that the film was POP, but the script was not fully written at the time.
From his father's side, Jake is a Swedish nobleman. Not so much from his mother's (East European Jews). He should be greatful for his father's half, it's the best part of him.
That is anti-semitic 10:16.
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I've been thinking some more about Ted's latest letters. The one about TT to "all about the Benjamins" is followed by the one to "Wondering Witherspoon". Benjamin, in addition to being Jake's middle name, is a slang word for hundred dollar bills. So I think Ted is saying Reese is fond of Jake because she's fond of the money it brings her as well.
10.16, that is a real stupid post. It doesn't matter what your ancestry is, it is what you make of yourself that counts.
10:16 I will not speak against Stephen G., nor even mention once the history of alcoholism in his Scando ancestors that he has mentioned in his poems, nor his former porn-star publisher who has said vile things againist his wife, nor his pathetic whining nor the passive aggressive tone in his poetry, no no no
but I find your comment that his paternal side is "better than" his maternal side to be ignorant and obnoxious: who today believes there is even such a thing as "nobility" or "blue blood"? ? ?
why do you hate America?
11:14 hates my Daddy. Whaaa!
Well 10:16 hates America and that's worse.
Monarchists go home!
Have to say I love virtual Jake!
October 30, 2008 4:38 PM,
love how you try to come off as insider, when it's most likely only your own opinion.
11:14 hates my Daddy. Whaaa!
Now look what you've done!
(Not) Shocking…
"Campaign finance records show the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops has given $200,000 to back a Nov. 4 ballot initiative that would change the California Constitution to outlaw same-sex marriage." [San Francisco Chronicle]
October 30, 2008
Heath Ledger's deaughter Matilda celebrates first birthday without dad
HEATH Ledger's daughter Matilda has celebrated her birthday for the first time without her Australian actor dad, who died from an accidental drug overdose in January.
The blonde-haired tot turned three yesterday with a low-key party believed to have been attended by her mother Michelle Williams and a small group of family and friends at their four-storey home in Brooklyn.
Williams has kept their daughter out of the spotlight since Ledger's death, with only rare paparazzi sightings of the mother and daughter in New York parks or at cafes near their home.
Williams is reportedly now dating film director Spike Jonze.
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,23663,24575084-7485,00.html?from=public_rss
Two of Heath Ledger's close friends have revealed how the late Australian actor yearned for friendships with ordinary people as his celebrity status soared.
Jud Mongell, Ledger's business partner in the New York eatery Five Leaves, and tattoo artist Scott Campbell became firm friends with the actor after Ledger's Oscar-nominated performance in Brokeback Mountain.
Campbell had done seven tattoos for Ledger.
"We would all hang out in the West Village, and he was just like the guy with a cigarette," Campbell told the New York Times.
"He loved when anyone would react to him as a normal person. He really appreciated that."
Ledger would give out his cigarettes and strike up a conversation with just about anyone, he said.
But the minute anyone said, 'You're Heath Ledger', the conversation would become stilted, Campbell said.
Ledger, 28, died on January 22 from an accidental overdose of a cocktail of medications. He was found dead in his Soho apartment by a masseuse.
The actor had just completed his last film, The Dark Knight.
In 2005 Ledger and Mongell met at a beach party in Australia and as their friendship developed, they planned an Australia-meets-America cafe bar.
The nautical-themed eaterie, specialising in oysters, opened on September 17, in the Williamsburg district of Brooklyn where Ledger had spent some time.
The area is known for its arts community and ethnic flavours.
"After a while, Heath had all his regular spots around here, and no one would call Page Six (the gossip page of the tabloid New York Post) anymore when he walked in the door, because nobody cared," Campbell told the paper.
"This (the cafe bar) would have been Heath's hangout," Mongell told the Times.
Mongell runs Five Leaves with his wife.
He still refers to Ledger as an equal partner in the business and says Ledger's father, Kim, manages the business finances.
Mongell said the actor took New York to his heart.
"He taught his daughter how to skateboard. He rode his bike over the Williamsburg Bridge. He visited farmers markets. He played chess in Washington Square Park and he brought coffee for the paparazzi," he told the newspaper.
"He was just one of us, man."
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Ledger would give out his cigarettes and strike up a conversation with just about anyone, he said.
I thought Heath was more introvert person.
I thought Heath was more introvert person.
He was media shy, apparently not so much in private life (w/o cameras).
"He taught his daughter how to skateboard. He rode his bike over the Williamsburg Bridge. He visited farmers markets. He played chess in Washington Square Park and he brought coffee for the paparazzi," he told the newspaper.
Coffee for the paparazzi? Heath, you were too nice.
Heath had a weird relationship with paparazzi. Usually he wasn't too fond of them. Perhaps he wanted to make peace? ;)
I thought he couldn't stand paparazzi, I remember reading about Heath's problem with them in Australia.
^In an interview shortly before he died he said he tries to change his attitude towards paparazzi. Try to get to know them or something. Maybe he grew up and started to understand they were part of the job?
He was media shy, apparently not so much in private life (w/o cameras).
He often looked uncomfortable during BBM promotion. I'm not sure about his other promotions and video interviews, I suck at reading people's feelings (unless they are obvious and distinct).
He often looked uncomfortable during BBM promotion. I'm not sure about his other promotions and video interviews, I suck at reading people's feelings (unless they are obvious and distinct).
If you watch videos of him promoting his other films, he was always uncomfortable, at least most of the time. Sometimes it's awkward watching him. I think he was very self-conscious and insecure in front of cameras.
^^
Heath got a lot of flack after he did his first TDK interview (during INT promotion). He was very awkward. The comments on youtube (where the interview was posted) were nasty.
I think he was very self-conscious and insecure in front of cameras.
I wonder why.
In an interview shortly before he died he said he tries to change his attitude towards paparazzi.
Now coffee for the paparazzi makes sense :)
I wonder why.
I'd also like to know.
Now coffee for the paparazzi makes sense :)
LOL.
"I'm the worst auditioner, really, really bad. I mean, you're being judged and I'm just so aware of it that it consumes me. I can't relax, I'm tied in knots, so the voice is very taut and tense. You're so aware that you're acting 'cause you're sitting across from this lady with a piece of paper who's going, ''I'm. Going. To. Shoot. You. If. You. Don't. Blah, blah, blah,'' in this emotionless voice. It's foul. I hate it."
- Heath Ledger, EW.com, May 2001
"But I remember I'd read with him [Sam Mendes] and I'm not particularly good at reading in auditions so I was horrible. I read and I didn't hear from him for ages so I called him up on the phone and said, "I really want to do this part and I'd do anything to play it," and he never called me back. It just continued like that! But a couple of months later I got the part. It was a long audition process with a lot of waiting..."
- Jake Gyllenhaal, Jarhead interview
My guess is that the film was POP, but the script was not fully written at the time.
First script version was finished, but Ted probably just heard about the script. Ted's BI is from October 2006, first PoP script is dated June 15, 2006.
Looks like Reeke's PR wasn't happy that the long weekend photo shoot wasn't a big success-no rag mag covers-so they must be pushing gossip sites to post the pics. Popsugar has a post with the Jake walking with Deacon pics. Just imagine, all that hard work for all those photo ops and nobody cared-Reese must be spitting nails.
http://popsugar.com/2444887
Popsugar is doing more PR than Just Jared.
Reeke's PR sure wasn't happy. The comments at Popsuar are sooo sugary, I think they have been placed there by Reeke PR themselves! I can't believe just normal poster can't see that Deacon is so unhappy and J & R are standing over him with sour angry looks on their faces. Not one smile on anyone's face and all the comments are "oh so adorable" lol!
It's possible the commenters think they are annoyed at the paparazzi. Jake does give the paps an annoyed look in one of the pics though. Maybe this time the photos weren't planned with the kid around and such?
Not one smile on anyone's face and all the comments are "oh so adorable" lol!
What do you expect from silly fangirls and tabloid readers? To use their brains and question PR?
As we can see from 9:04 AM comment - it ain't gonna happen.
"Maybe this time the photos weren't planned with the kid around and such?"
Are you kidding? The Chin must be one of the most bitchy, anal retentive people on the planet-there is nothing spontaneous about her. The whole coffee run was a planned photo op and Reese maximized it. Dirty looks to paps and the whole trying to hide their faces thing is part of their routine.
Dirty looks to paps and the whole trying to hide their faces thing is part of their routine.
If that's true they are pathetic.
Why should the kids be unhappy about the paps? They look happy enough when they are with Abby & Ryan or when there are photo ops with Reese holding Deacon's hand and the paps are there? Just go back and check all those shopping photo ops Reese has done with Deacon. It's not the paps.. Deacon is unhappy because of Jake. The only other time he was near Jake was when he was riding on his shoulders, he looked distressed too. Coincidence? My ass!
They were pathetic in Rome, nothing's changed.
One Sneaky Dame Blind Vice
Okay, babes, we're back to you skanky hets this week! I swear, straight folks are getting as kinky as us gays, are we teaching you that well? Apparently so.
Shafterella Shoshstein sure seems to be taking lessons successfully, and has been for some time, who the hell knew? When she busted up with her man not that long ago, everybody was sympathizing with poor S2. How could such a sweet, darling little babe have deserved such treatment from her male-slut partner for all those years? She's too talented, too charming, too damn dazzling to have to have endured such wretchedness, America cried!
Turns out we were all weeping for the wrong partner, perhaps. S.S.'s ex is just now starting to put the truth out there, via a few tanked encounters with his fave bartender. Damn, sure hope this good-lookin' lad doesn't have to become full-blown alcoholic before we find out the full truth of the matter, but jeez, keep on drinkin' there, buddy-boy!
Oh, and Shafty, shame on you, girlfriend. Cannot believe you penis-partied galore all that time, while letting your less-designing other half take the tabloid fall. Actually, I can. They don't pay ya the big bucks for nothin'.
And It Ain't: Whitney Houston, Halle Berry, Britney Spears
Maybe Jake smells bad?
It's funny that considering that Jake is supposed to have moved in with Reese, spends all his time with her, just adores her kids and is such a good daddy to them and Deacon is uncomfortable with Jake. Proves only one thing - for all the PR talk, Jake is a stranger to Reese's kids. which means J&R het together for 5 mins for a photo op and then go their separate ways. I don't think they are even friends....
One thing I absolutely hate about all of this is the deceitfulness. I don't like being manipulated....
Will never go see a J or R movie again!
het = get
Maybe Jake smells bad?
WTF?!?
Shafterella Shoshstein is Reese Witherspoon.
Ted said...
October 24, 2008 8:03 PM
Return of the Clit List!
Back by popular demand—or was that repulsion?—here's our second batch of inductees into the A.T.'s brand-ass-spanking-new Clit List, you know, the randy roster we began in order to counter that fab new book The Prick Index. If dudes' privates can't be lampooned, why can't gals'? Isn't it sexist to poke one, not the other? We say so!
Following are H'wood broads we consider to be some of the finest female schmucks around, and they deserve some damn credit for it, no?
Reese Witherspoon: Because she can secretly act like a huge you know what and still get everyone to like her—including us. The "good girl" persona is highly successful and has America hook, line and sinker, but behind the cutesy face is one conniving handful, trust. For ince, we've heard all about how she behaved rather coldly during her marriage to Ry-Ry (more to come), but in the end, he gets the bad rep and somehow she still has the poor guy reeling over her. Beware of the shady clits.
I think Shafterella is Reese too. I wondered about that; it the fauxmance is real, if they weren't carrying on on Ryan! Human nature is interesting. And Ted finally made me realize what it was that bugged me about the two of them during the Rendition promotion and interviews - sneakiness!!!! There was just something sneaky about her, and Jake hanging back and not sayin' nuthin', looking like he swallowed a canary. Sneaking and Reeking, the poster got that right. ;)
I wondered about that; it the fauxmance is real, if they weren't carrying on on Ryan!
I don't understand this sentence, please explain.
If there really is a relationship between Jake and Reese, I wondered if Reese was the one having an affair on Ryan. There's so much secrecy and feigned need of privacy about when J&R all began. Maybe she'd had it with all of Ryan's alleged fooling around, and one thing led to another with Jake. That's if it's real.
Sometimes I despair for the future of humanity. lol
10:16 pm, you're revealing something really awful about yourself. You are part of the most vile and violent group of the 20th century. What are you doing here in 2008?
Also your English is not very good lol. We aren't laughing with you. We're laughing at you.
There's so much secrecy and feigned need of privacy about when J&R all began.
No, those were made up tabloid stories.
If Reese was cheating on Ryan, it was not with Jake. He's gay. The real question is who could it be. Maybe a string of guys all along.
This person is just trying to get a rise out of us. I make a motion that any time there's an anti-Semetic post, it be deleted.
It's interesting that Popsugar is the Reeke demographic.
Forgot to add - loved the posts about Heath and Matilda. I miss Heath. It's just so unfair, he had so much to give the world, and his daughter. :'(
I've seen pictures of Ryan and Jake from many years ago, hanging out as friends.So, it would mean Jake was screwing his friend's wife behind his back!! And it could explain too why Jake didn't have a proper girlfriend for so many years after Brokeback. I still think he is bisexual,though and that Reeke is more about self promoting than love and the thing going on between them was more exciting while it was a secret and now it's clearly becoming a boring routine that it's not going to last too much longer,just as many HW coupling.
That's what i think it's happening here.
I don't really "dislike" Reeke but i don't think they are adorable together neither. I'm just dissapointed because i thought it would be could and fun (in a good way) that an actor like Jake would come out of the closet in public, i just don't care very much about Clay Aiken or Samantha R. & Lindsay.
Jake coming out woulda be The shit!!!
Reese or not Reese,just wasn't meant to be...
:(
^^I agree. I remembered that they were friends for a long time too, Jake has said as much. It also made me wonder when Ryan said the situation made him feel sick and depressed, that sounds like someone who has been cheated on. And all the secrecy about when the relationship began, and all the nauseating good girl crap it it's true. I don't dislike Reeke either, but the possibility does exist that it's just a showmance too. I have no idea what's going on. They don't make a really exciting couple, I don't think, because the tabloids make her sound too rigid and rule-following, at least on the surface. :(
Oops, I was responding to 10:51 in my post at 11:01, but I agree with you too, 10:57! :)
^^Then again, poor Reese if Ryan did cheat on her. It's not something you can recover from easily, especially if it was your first marriage, the first man you really loved and trusted and gave everything to. I was in her position, so it does make you sick to your stomach, and if she has truly found happiness with Jake, good for her.
It could be that she was fooling around like Ryan and that it was Ok until he hooked up with Abby, an actress not some nameless waitress like he was alleged to have before Abby and the press got wind of it. I remember reading on the DL (yeah I know) that in the summer of '06 before Ryan and Reese announced the end of their marriage, that some HW friends were trying to hook her up with some guys and one of them included Jake. This was because she wasn't even living with Ryan then and they wanted her to move on.
It sure doesn't fit with the cold, sexless stuff you have been reading about her and this BI most likely isn't about them. I also don't think she would randomly sleep around but hook up with a fellow actor for discretion.
Also, i remem reading a comment on J. Jared regarding Reese and the kids in Europe. They said that they were supposed to have stayed over there a bit longer, but Ryan got annoyed and said that they spent enough time there and that isn't it enough that he lives with them or something like that.
They also said that she flew to Morocco and London more that reported to see Jake and all she cared about was sex shich I laughed at because she is supposed to be such a cold fish.
I believe Jake is BI and the relationship is real but not as serious as the rags make it out to be.
I miss Heath.
Me too. :(
10:57 AM
Shit, trolls are here again.
Ha ha ha
I thought that too :D
a subtle troll, at least...
Who are these crazy people who think Reese cheated on Ryan with Jake?!?
Now I've heard it all! ROFLMAO
The other thing is, why is it that Ryan and Abby are so low key, rarely hear anything about them, and we get a contstant Reeke-O-Rama with J&R? You'd think they'd be low key as well.
The whole purpose of Reeke is PR, just PR.
The impossible has happened!
Fangirls and trolls are using TED CASABLANCA's BI to speculate that Reeke is real and started while Reese was married.
WTF?!?
11:43
You are crazy if you bought all the "perfect wife/perfect momma" crap from Reese's PR.
The bitch is a WOMAN with hormones like all the others and she can be tempted too, it doesn't mean she should wear an scarlet A in her millionare outfit
IF she cheated on that hot but insipid ex husband of hers, i say she did well.She is young and life is too short.
Everybody has the right to have fun! Even that ugly cow named Laura Reese whiterspoon!!!!
^^No it doesn't mean she should wear a Scarlet letter, but trying to hide behind the good girl persona is what isn't cool and deliberately give a false impression. A woman is entitled to do whatever she wants, but at least be honest about it.
11:55 AM, what are you talking about?
I've said that Reese DID NOT cheat on Ryan with JAKE. Who gives a shit if she cheated on Ryan except Ryan?
And why do you assume Teddy is talking about them? Seem kinda quick. It almost seems like you all were expecting THIS kind of BI. Afterall we all know his interns TROLL here all the time.
It almost seems like you all were expecting THIS kind of BI.
Geez. Read posts.
Ted said there will be more a week ago.
A woman is entitled to do whatever she wants, but at least be honest about it.
: DDDDD
Yeah!, in lah,lah Land..
c'mon, i'm not defending Reese,i don't like her as a person or as an actress but we people cheat and lie all the time AND try to hide that fact, we don't announce it!!
it's ok to think Reeke is crap, I just think moral issues should be out of discuss
I wish somebody would just fry Reese up into chitlin's in lard in a frying pan. She is so annoying.
As for the fan-fic that Jake does it with women willingly hahahaha -
People believe what they want to believe.
it's ok to think Reeke is crap
This is not GB. This is WFT2. You are giving us your permission to think Reeke is crap?!?
12:11, you don't have to announce it, you can be low key about it, and then you can make an all-out attempt to pretend to be something you are not. There's a difference.
This is not GB. This is WFT2. You are giving us your permission to thing Reeke is crap?!?
*********
oh no! nothing like that ! I was talking in general, and made that comment to make it clear that I DO NOT like Reeke at all.
I didn't want to wake Trolls Hunters's attention, sorry if i offended someone
now excuse me while i'll go to whip myself for being so out of line
OK 12:23 PM, but I'll keep an eye on you! :)
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tr said...
Ted is going after R&J on all fronts lately. In the past Ted was pretty convinced that all of R&R's problems were due to Ryan having a roving eye. Now he seems to have Reese's number (finally).
Remember Ryan saying there were a lot of problems and people wouldn't like what they would hear if they knew what they all were? He was essentially saying that it wasn't only his issues that made them divorce. So maybe they both cheated? I don't know...my guess is that at some point they decided to have an "open" relationship. That was the undercurrent anyway, don't ask, don't tell, be cool and ignore things etc. Then Ryan fell in love and all hell broke loose. He is the type to feel guilty, take the hit but then resent it later. So he could be starting to tell people things. Especially if he really wants Abbie off the hook for causing their separation.
12:27
stop it, you're scaring me .....
What?! I even put a :) there for you. *people are so ungrateful*
I recall stories of Ry and Ree appearing on red carpet with bruised faces, both of them. Wonder if this is true.
Anything that will contribute to makin' chitlins outta her will make me happy.
Sad but true.
12:44
Your :) looks like an Hanibal Lecter's :)
back on Laura Reese: I think that MAYBE the real reason for her marriage ending was the fact she was earning too much money and the idea of sharing with Ryan and Ryan'hoockers wasn't very appealing.
Again, i think she is hideous but i have to admit the girl really knows how to keep the reins of her life.
I remembered that they were friends for a long time too, Jake has said as much.
They know each other for a long time. Jake and Reese hardly look and act like (long time) friends.
Your :) looks like an Hanibal Lecter's :)
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
Awwww, so cute! The bunny, not Hannibal's smile. ;)
11:18 AM
Please try to use your head and ignore JJ comments posted by babblers and Jack/Jeff Bourassa troll.
11:18 SAID:
I believe Jake is BI and the relationship is real but not as serious as the rags make it out to be.
despite she/he is paying attention to the stupidity of JJ comments,that last sentence is what i'm starting to think about reeke
Why starting to think now?
Jake and Reese do not sleep together. He's gay. She's using him and he's using her to portray a certain image to the public.
True, but some people simply refuse to believe Jake would lie and pretend for so long.
FUCK!
This conversation SUCKS!
I wonder who's buyng the line
From lips that I used to call mine. . .
I think they are using "Reeke" for publicity, but I also think they date. The way they interact doesn't suggest they only meet for photo ops, at least that's my impression. Sometimes he looks pissed at her, maybe the photo ops are a tad bit too much for him? They are all for it, I know, but maybe she is overzealous?
I also think he's bi and he and Austin had a little fling.
Didn't Abbie Cornish once say that it's not how it seems to be re. Reese/Ryan split. What did she mean?
Jake's gay, not bi. I think the fangirls want him to be bi so that he can still fulfill their fantasies. Not going to happen even if he was straight.
Dear Ted:
You talk a lot about all the fake relationships in H'wood. Can you give a good example of a real, happy Hollywood couple that we can use as a touchstone for other fakery? Thanks for your daily dose of smashing sass.
—Ellen, Ohio
Dear Happily Ever After:
No. How does that answer work for you?
Dear Ted:
I guessed Toothy Tile as Matthew McConaughey, but I am now seriously thinking it's David Duchovny. Makes sense...Maybe all the sex rehab wasn't as simple as we thought.
—Jen, N.Y.
Dear SAA:
Please, D.D. is so not on my team, thank heaven.
You can be gay and do it with girls but you dont like it.
Dear Ted:
It seems people can't stop talking about how frustrated they are with Reese and Jake's "romance." I get it, but I am more irritated by the can-do-no-wrong Angelina Jolie getting away with acting like she is saving the world from unjust poverty, all while maintaining a life of excessive luxury. Has anyone noticed that this screams hypocrisy?
—Slk
Dear Hypies:
Yep, you're preaching to the catty choir here on both counts, sweetie.
Dear Ted:
So what is the truth about Will Smith and Jada?
—Ohmann
Dear Nooky:
Haven't you heard? They have "lots of sex."
Dear Ted:
Please, pretty please, with loads of nonfattening goodness put out a book of all the Blind Vices and put in who they are if you've revealed them. Thanks for bringing a laugh and taking our minds off the real world.
—Ardleigh Street
Dear Pen It Out:
Sounds too fab, shall we call it The Talented Mr. Tile?
Jake's gay, not bi. I think the fangirls want him to be bi so that he can still fulfill their fantasies. Not going to happen even if he was straight.
LOL, I'm not interested in Jake sexually whatsoever. Believe me that. ;)
It's just an opinion I formed following all this.
Dear Pen It Out:
Sounds too fab, shall we call it The Talented Mr. Tile?
MATT DAMON???!!!!!
Matt Damon is from MA and Tooth is from CA.
2:50, you have to be kidding with that question.
I like Ted but he better don't talk shit about Agent Mulder >:(
He can say all kind of nasty things about Reese,actually I hope so!! :DDDD
I think we're going to hear a lot more about the real Reese in the coming year.
"LOL, I'm not interested in Jake sexually whatsoever. Believe me that. ;)
It's just an opinion I formed following all this."
Dear LOL, if you're not interested in Jake sexually what are you doing here?
I think the LOL's on you.
doesnt it sound like Ry is dishin the dirt, cant stand it anymore?
Dear LOL, if you're not interested in Jake sexually what are you doing here?
Huh? So I must be sexually attracted to him to follow the TT saga and Jake? Didn't know that.
I hope Ryan dishes a lot of dirt. I'm tire of phoney Reese.
Ryan might be a cheater and all, but i think deep down he is a gentleman and has class.(not fake class like Reese)
besides,i think he just want to rebuild his life with another woman and forget he was once married with such a snake
but i would sell my good kidney to hear what Jake really thinks of her,though
;)
So I must be sexually attracted to him to follow the TT saga and Jake?
If you're not interested in Jake's SEXUALITY what are you doing here?
I'm interested in Jake and TT, I never said I'm not interested in his sexuality, I'm just not interested in him sexually. Get the dfference?
The fact that Ryan had a ladybug tattoo done that was for Reese and after the separation he changed it to a scorpian tells you all you need to know about what he thinks of his ex.
i would sell my good kidney to hear what Jake really thinks of her
%$%#%*} @#$@*
I'm interested in Jake and TT
Why are you interested in TT?
There are too many dumb posters and questions on this site. Do some of these people know anything about TT?
:)
Javier, Philip, and Jake Are Fortified With 8 Essential Vitamins And Iron
You may recall that about six months ago, we posted a Photoshop contest winning entry featuring the inspired casting of Javier Bardem as everyone's favorite Prince of Dark Chocolateyness, Count Chocula. We said at the time that we'd definitely shell out for such a movie were it ever to be made, and threw out the suggestion of Philip Seymour Hoffman and Jake Gyllenhaal to play his monstrous kiddie cereal cohorts, Frankenberry and Boo Berry.
Just in time for Halloween, the same digital artiste who conceived the original has sent us his rendering of our proposed dream cast in the breakfast mascot roles they were clearly born to play. Seriously—we don't mean to toot our own horns here, but Jake channels his delicious inspiration right down to those half-cocked eyebrows, wonky smirk, and sleepy boo eyes. What are you waiting for, Hollywood. Poor some milk on this sucker and make some magic happen!
Defamer
Why are you interested in TT?
When I became a fan of Jake after watching BBM, I often read about "Toothy Tile" when reading about Jake online, then I was looking for information what TT was all about and stumbled upon WFT. I posted there every now and then and when Jackie opened WFT2 I followed. Also read most or all TT BI's.
That's my story. Very interesting isn't it?
I think that's probably the cutest Defamer yet - Count Chocula and Boo Berry are to die for - and Phillip Seymour Hoffman is adorable. ;)
Jake Boo Berry
I posted there every now and then and when Jackie opened WFT2 I followed.
Why if you think Jake is bi and isn't bearding?
Boo Berry is gorgeous - I'd like to see a ghost like that. ;)
And how about this:
Happy Gyllenween!
Nicked from Jake Watch
"I posted there every now and then and when Jackie opened WFT2 I followed."
Why if you think Jake is bi and isn't bearding?"
I agree you are a mystery, LOL. On what other threads do you post, and what other threads do you follow?
^^ :) Cute - but Boo Berry still has that devil-may-care charm that I prefer to be haunted with.
No one told me Reese Witherspoon is a shoplifter!
Shafterella Shoshstein
Shaft Shoes?
Long running rumor about Reese and her shoe "shopping" habits. Kind of 100% discount as the gossip goes.
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I think she was caught lifting a few, and "forgot" to pay for them.
From Entertainment Lawyer:
This A list actress has a squeaky clean reputation and for the most part is well deserved. EXCEPT for the little scam she loves to play when fulfilling her shoe fetish. One thing about having children is they make a great cover story. Our actress had no fear when she had the children in tow. Pair after pair of shoes would be tried on and discarded. Too small, too big, just not right, until the salesperson would have twenty or thirty boxes of shoes out amongst our actress and her offspring. At that point she would be pleasant and ask the salesperson to just try one more pair. When the salesperson was in back, our actress would make an even bigger mess while taking three or four pairs of shoes and hiding them amongst strollers, backpacks and other baby necessities. When the salesperson would come back, our star makes an excuse about a toddler needing to eat or needing a bathroom and quickly leaving. Our star does not need the money, she just loves the thrill. Word has made the rounds among stores but no one wants to lose her business so they just keep quiet and let her play her game.
I bet anything this is Reese Witherspoon.
I bet anything this is Reese Witherspoon.
and i bet anything this is bullshit.
Reese = Fake,hypocrite fame whore
Yes.
Reese = a clept
Naaaah.....
I bet anything this is Reese Witherspoon.
Me too.
So . . . we have a sexual exhibitionist and a klepto. What a pair.
Ted's BI names 3 actresses which "are not"... what's their relation with reese?
Someone on Fanchitchat said: "She [Reese] has an Oscar, like Halle. She has two kids, like Britney and she has played a singer in a movie, like Whitney."
Oh Yeah! And she has a vagina like the three of them!!! (sarcasm)
please, klept story is a fantasy
She is dating a possible homo, that's all the weird she can get.
Laura Reese is boring,boring,booooring!!!!
Laura Reese is a boring psycho.
(Jake's gay, not bi. I think the fangirls want him to be bi so that he can still fulfill their fantasies. Not going to happen even if he was straight.)
OKKKK, Well, Show me a damn picture of him and a MAN walking hand and hand or in a sexual act! OK! Since you seem to know for a FACT. Or, are you claiming to be an insider or one who is close to Jake? If so, Give more information about him, otherwise you're guessing and hoping like myself and (everyone) else here. Nothing more, nothing less...
Only ignorance will justify some posters here who think that men can't be bisexual, have a relationship and sex with a woman while still wanting sex with a man. Be it a long term or just for hookups.
Hey, Question. Linsey Lohan says that if something should happen to Sam and her relationship, she will definately date men again. So what is her sexuality. This shoud be interesting.....
6:02 PM
Trolly, we don't need to prove anything to you. Buzz off.
^^ of course, more teenage tantrums and fits. Should have known. For the record, more things point to Jake being bi. It's Simple, really.
Jake is bearding because he's gay. Simple.
^^^ Is it?
why are people feeding the Laughing Troll?
Give Me Muscles!
How A-list stars change shape for films
From skinny to maxi and back again, the demands of being a film star go far beyond acting. Daphne Lockyer looks at how A-listers push their bodies to the limit
...
Jake Gyllenhaal caused a sensation recently when he was snapped onset looking uncharacteristically rugged and muscular for his role in the upcoming blockbuster Prince of Persia: Sands of Time. It's a far cry from the slim, boyish look of Brokeback Mountain and Donnie Darko.
Simon Waterson, a former Royal Marine who has worked on the last five James Bond films, has been training with Gyllenhaal since July. He says that modern stars need to be highly disciplined, regardless of whether they are bulking up or slimming down.
“There's an increasing fusion between the worlds of fitness and film. Most actors are athletes nowadays. Their fitness is a big factor in whether they get cast or not,” he says. “Jake has to look like a warrior capable of sword-fighting, not like he's been hitting the gym. He is working out twice, sometimes three times a day, six days a week, for three to four months on top of stunt rehearsals before filming begins.”
Waterson memorably transformed Daniel Craig into a Speedo-clad Adonis for his debut as Bond in Casino Royale and for the newlyreleased Quantum of Solace. “You do what you have to do. You run around and you push weights,” says Craig of his remorseless regimen, which included bench presses, barbell curls and dumb bell rises.
...
Jake Gyllenhaal's daily regimen
Fitness expert Simon Waterson prescribed this daily regimen to build the normally lithe Jake Gyllenhaal into a hulking warrior
5.30am Pre-workout snack: half a banana, some nuts and an espresso.
6am An hour-and-a-half cardio outdoors workout while wearing a 20lb flak jacket to simulate the weight of armour. Interval training - 10min uphill sprint, followed by abs exercises, eg, sit-ups, at the top of the hill. Repeat sequence five times, then a 10min run, followed by stretching exercises.
7.30am An egg-white omelette, a small protein shake and an isotonic drink to replenish salts lost during training.
Lunch Baked potato with tuna and salad.
6-7pm An hour of resistance training using cables to simulate sword fights, pull-ups, press-ups, abs exercises using weights; finish with stretching.
7-8pm: An hour-long deep tissue massage
Dinner: Soup and a protein shake
Snacks/supplements Two litres of water, protein bars, dark chocolate, supplements rich in omega-3, 6 and 9. No foods containing refined sugar, occasional glass of wine allowed.
Simon Waterson is an ambassador for Maximuscle (www.maximuscle.com ), the sports nutrition company
The Times UK
6:31
I knew you'll say that
but i think he is bearding because of carrer reasons, maybe he doesn't find het sex totally gross but i still don't believe for a second that he is hopelesly in love with Ree$e
6:36.. seems to miss out the daily steroid injection part of the routine doesn't it.
All gay actors beard for carrier reasons, what else?
O gosh I'll stop making up Jake sex fantasies for the duration.
I recall in University that football players were told no sex while in training.
Hmmm must e-mail maximuscle for more details.
in the meantime, I need a fantasy fuck buddy!
6:41 PM
Shit, that was my first thought too. Second thought - no weed after deep tissue massage?
Ah all is clear: shoplifting is a substitute for sex.
Kleptos are great beards!
Maybe when Jake said to Peter that Reese grew a great beard that's what he meant!
Why if you think Jake is bi and isn't bearding?"
I agree you are a mystery, LOL. On what other threads do you post, and what other threads do you follow?
Part one of your question: I think he's bi and with Reese, but I think both use their togetherness also for self- and film promo.
Are only posters welcome who think Jake is gay and others who think he might be bi aren't allowed to express their opinions?
Part two: Well, it depends. If I have nothing important to research for on the net, I visit sites of celebs I like.
Why do you ask that?
I think you are a mystery, not me.
What other threads do you follow?
Are only posters welcome who think Jake is gay and others who think he might be bi aren't allowed to express their opinions?
No. I don't visit JiS fan sites/blogs, so I don't understand why do you visit and post on "Jake is gay and bearding" blog.
Danny DeVito said...
I wonder who's buyng the line
From lips that I used to call mine. . .
Well, now we know there's someone who's giving him deep tissue massage with a little bonus every night.
I thought WFT2 is to discuss Reeke and share opinions. Frankly 7:04 PM, I don't care what you say. If Jackie minds my posts she can delete them and I'll take it as a sign to leave. Until then I'll discuss Reeke and share my opinion. Like it or not.
^^^
You betcha!
Response to 7:09. in case you didnt figure this out. I dont speak English very well.
p.s. but I give good massage with benefits.
Jerk, swedish massus: Do you want me to take care of that?
Jake: Yes, please.
7:11 PM, please read my answer again, I've said the same thing: Reeke = Jake is gay and bearding.
7:11 PM, please read my answer again, I've said the same thing: Reeke = Jake is gay and bearding.
OMG.
For me it's end of conversation with you.
What? Do you expect me to read your mind?
Ah all is clear: shoplifting is a substitute for sex.
Yep, makes perfect sense.
Bill Clinton On Prop 8: "It's Unfair and It's Wrong."
Former President Bill Clinton employed his lovely voice to record a robo-call going on to California voters urging them to vote "no" on Proposition 8.
Here's what he had to say for himself:
"This is Bill Clinton calling to ask you to vote NO on Proposition 8 on Tuesday, November 4th. Proposition 8 would use state law to single out one group of Californians to be treated differently – discriminating against members of our family, our friends and our co-workers. If I know one thing about California, I know that is not what you're about. That is not what America is about. Please vote NO on 8. It's unfair and it's wrong. Thank you."
You go, Bubba!
Queerty
Reeke = Jake is gay and bearding
I thought everyone here knew that.
Hey Big Dog Bill, luv ya!
gimme a robo call, sugar!
I want Hillary back.
Sorry 8:38 PM, not gonna happen. Look at the bright side - Barack Obama will be the first black President in American history.
Hillary ain't goin' nowhere - nor is Big Dog -
Where would you all rate Jake G. importance in your life? Do you think about him constanly? What I mean is this about entertainment or something else?
I feel guilty and mean saying bad things about Jake while he's enduring such rigors for PoP.
DeNiro gained sixty pounds plus fleshy nose and so forth for Raging Bull.
Britney, are you writin' a book or sumthin'?
Britney dont you have a life?
Britney, when was the first time you realized that you were able to return home?
No i'm not writing a book. I've read somewhere when "times are hard" people need an outlet. Something akin to people going to the movies during the depression. We're in a war and the economy is bad. So people rather focus on celebrities.
Oh, well, I would say that I enjoy him and his films. I was blown away by BBM, so I became interested in him as an actor, and discovered the TT story. He's very good looking too. And I'm curious to what's going on with the TT story. But that's about the extent of my interest. If that is resolved, or he marries Reese, I won't follow it anymore. :)
Anon: 10:35 Do you think that his personal life is over shadowing his career? It seems no one is talking about his films anymore?
Yes, I do think that it is a little, now that you mention it. I actually would like to hear more about his films.
Interesting to read about Jake's training regimen. But I hope he isn't eating tuna a lot, because it can have a high mercury content. The FDA recommends not eating it more than once a month. :)
Posted by Gilda 6 on GossipRocks
"Reese's beard history
Just to clarify Reese's first became a beard in the mid 90's. I went to Stanford with her and she found her then boyfriend [Chris O’Donnell] getting a blowjob from another guy in a hollywood night club. She was devasted but stayed with him because she was just trying to get into acting. Her famous boyfriend was huge in the 90's. Now he is "happily" married and has 5 kids. She was a nightmare back then. Very cruel and condescending. She had only been in "Man on the Moon" but she acted like such a diva. Regardless, she cared so much about her image then I have no doubt that she is doing the same thing now.
She was just unbearable. At the time Laura (her first name) had only done like one movie, Man on the Moon. "Hi my name is Laura, but you probably know me as Reese (no actually I have never heard of you.) She was rude and condescending to her roommate, who I was good friends with. We had Tiger Woods and Fred Savage on campus who at the time were much bigger celebs and they were awesome and humble and she acted like the world revolved around her. She made fun of people, their clothes, and just acted like she was better than everyone. We were so glad when she dropped out. I 100% think Jake is toothy. I have a friend who still knows her and she says that Reese was very mean to Ryan and that she was always putting him down. I've asked her friend if Jake is gay but Reese denies it. And yes, great guess. It was Chris. She really was heartbroken and I felt bad for her."
Gossip Rocks
she acted like the world revolved around her. She made fun of people, their clothes, and just acted like she was better than everyone
Nice to hear that bitch didn't change! lol
Posted on OMG
US Reekly has a two page spread "One Year And Counting" about Reeke spending time together, Jake coming home for Deacon's birthday, spending alone time with him to reestablish their bond, going to Ojai, Reese's frequent visits etc.
Also quotes a source close to Ryan who agrees that Jake is a great guy to be around his children.
Written to correspond with the photo ops.
Well, if that poster on Gossip Rocks is legit, wish someone could contact her. Bet she could get alot of info about Reeke. If you are dating someone and you have to keep dening that he's gay, something's wrong. Imagine what kind of info this person could probably get.
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