August 13, 2008
Dear Ted:
What describes Toothy Tiles's situation better: "Single Tile," "Mr. and Mr. Tile" or "Family Tile"? Please, could you include clues and hints more often about him? What happened to that great idea to dedicate one day a month to only Toothy questions?
Ashley
London
Dear Multiple Choice:
Family Tile. Don’t remember committing to one day a month trying to ferret out T.T.’s identity. Still, don’t think that’s enough for my taste.
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Dear Ted:
I so wish that you would/could reveal Toothy Tile. In the meantime, is Crotch Uh-Lastic Josh Hartnett? He is brooding, boyish and certainly crusty.
Sarah
St. Louis, Mo.
Dear Crotch Catch:
So close (much more so than Mr. H. would like, I’m sure). But alas, wrong dude. Think more talented. By, like, a lot.
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Dear Ted:
Greetings from the great Football Hall of Fame city! Love your column and read it ravenously at lunchtime...great escape! I was just wondering if Crotch Uh-Lastic could be Kevin Spacey? And maybe Toothy Tile is John C. Reilly?
Calicocate
Canton, Ohio
Dear No Touchdowns:
Keep trying, babe, way off on both. Think more good-lookin’ than either Kev or Johnny C., sorry fellas, it’s a superficial world out there.
Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth
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August 15, 2008
Dear Ted:
Still getting used to the blog but still lovin' the goss. I'm stumped by your new addition, Crotch Uh-Lastic. I'm hoping it's not my favorite hunk-a-licious Christian Bale. Everything you say makes me think of him—the S.O. suddenly appearing, the dark, brooding roles, artsy films, and he has gone for similar roles as Toothy Tile. Please say it ain't him.
—Nina
Dear Cat Woman:
Poor old C.B. has enough drama in his life at the mo to be Crotch. Think slightly less fabulously paid.
Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth
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«Oldest ‹Older 401 – 516 of 5165:11 AM, really that's what Abby said? Hm.
^^Something to that effect. There's just something about J&R, I can't put my finger on it. Something not entirely above board - some people claim to have gaydar, I have "cheat-dar" - you can see the signs that somethin' ain't quite right about this relationship, whether it's totally false, or trying to cover up something to look spotless and respectable image to the public. I wouldn't be surprised by anything.
"Wendy Williams thinks Jake Gyllenhaal is on steroids for his buff "Prince of Persia" role. "Wasn't he spotted coming out of a doctor's office recently?" she writes in her Life & Style column. "It looks like he took a shortcut." And that wasn't even on the list of things she said about Omarosa."
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/08/22/2008-08-22_brad_pitt_rules_the_magazines.html
There has to be a reason for the blitz of PR about J&R - and little or none for Abby and Ryan, the so-called cheaters. I just wonder why it is that J&R's relationship isn't low key, the way R&A have been. A report here and there is one thing, but a bi-weekly spread in the gossip mags and reports of their every move is something else for a so-called private couple. Why?
5:07 AM, believe what you wish. no one is trying to stamp out baby tiles rumors, just sayin that tt and bf HAVE recommitted. but bf isn't pushing a baby carriage yet.
Well, as we can see from the news of late with a lot of men having babies, just because we don't see what's going on doesn't mean there isn't a Baby Tile. It's interesting that we have so many news splashes about J&R to distract from what is really going on, isn't it. Maybe there is a Baby Tile and a loving partner, or maybe the way Mr. & Mrs. Good E. TwoShoes to-be got together isn't quite as pure as they represent to the public. We may never know the whole story, just the spin.
enough depressing reeeke! of course it's PR, of course it's not above board. but general withers is running this show with full cooperation from jakey, who has his own situation to protect.
all so dull and dismal.
how about some escapism? here's a great/heartbreaking vid about jake's cinematic better half. many images I've never seen before. joaquin phoenix almost looks at heath the same way jake used to.
heath with friends
Ted in his new video says that Abbie and Ryan aren't serious and won't last. Friends claim that she's too young to hook up for long with an older guy with kids. Ted compared her to Slutty Miller, sleeping with married men with kids.
^^Well, they certainly aren't the only cheaters in HW, and won't be the last. The same can be said about someone else near and dear to us.
someone spray-painted "slut" on sienna miller's housefront in london. people may forgive a woman who slept with a married man (angelina, thanks to expert pr and all those new babies) but not if the man had kids. abbie's career may never recover.
Anybody remember when had Jake call Ellen crying for a wife (basically saying he's alone) and she said something like "I can't help you, Jake" (because she's l.)?
Was it Jan 2007?
Was the Reeke PR campaign already started in the press when this happened?
heath with friends
Thanks for posting. God, he was so beautiful. :(
I'm still curious as to why the major clamp-down on the marriage rumors, and yet the first pics we see of Prince of Persia are Reeke.
This wasn't the first time their representatives denied marriage rumors - they don't want it on the record. PoP movie set pictures were obviously arranged to promote Reeke and PoP. Business as usual for Reeke, nothing curious about it.
This thing has moved along along pretty fast - what if Reese had had it with Ryan and she is the one who was cheating with Jake? It's all very nebulous as to when they first got together, they were overly secretive about it IMO, and now ready for a marriage of their own.
Are you for real? Secretive? The only thing they had to hide was the fact that they are not dating.
Reese cheating Ryan with Jake is the stupidest theory I've heard.
I think Jake is Bi. Looking at pics of him and Kirsten, I think he really loved her and they went at it like bunnies.
I'm sure Jake is gay.
You don't fuck around with boys if you are bi and really love the girl you're with.
But with Reese there's definitely nothing there. They always look awkward together and their body language used say friends, now their body language doesn't even say that.
ITA
... what if Reese had had it with Ryan and she is the one who was cheating with Jake?
Only a bat-shit crazy babbler could believe something like that. LOL!
people may forgive a woman who slept with a married man (angelina, thanks to expert pr and all those new babies) but not if the man had kids. abbie's career may never recover.
Abbie's relationship with Ryan is very low profile and she's what I call a real actress. Her career will be fine.
Anybody remember when had Jake call Ellen crying for a wife (basically saying he's alone) and she said something like "I can't help you, Jake" (because she's l.)?
Was it Jan 2007?
Yes, January 2007, Jake asked Ellen out. Fauxmance PR started on the Internet in November 2006, not sure about the rags.
Jake needs and wants the family image too, Disney and all. It amazes me when you fangirls manage to x-out Jake in all this, he needs it more than she does. She can easily push the family image sans Jake, those are her kids not his, he is not only using her but her kids as well and nobody is putting a gun to his head either.
The strong single parent with a fabulous career would srike home with the her core audience, many are single Mom's as well. She is doing him a favor, he needs to squash the gay rumors and make him look manly and step father material, so they decided to kill 2 birds with one stone and play up the soccer mom/dad route.
Pity Bubble boy when Lehally Blonde decides enough and ends it becasue you know it will be her, and clingy/needy Bubble boy will have to find some other chick, this time w/o the kids to exploit.
BTW: That was really nasty of Ted to compare Abbie to Slutty miller, but I agree she is too young to play step mom.
here's a great/heartbreaking vid about jake's cinematic better half. many images I've never seen before. joaquin phoenix almost looks at heath the same way jake used to.
heath with friends
Thank you for posting. Bittersweet reminder of better times.
Jake needs and wants the family image too, Disney and all.
Jake does not need the family image, PoP target public is not interested in family image. Straight and manly image would be much better for Jake.
The strong single parent with a fabulous career would srike home with the her core audience, many are single Mom's as well.
You are talking about Reese, someone who talked about men who dumped her during her Oscar speech. Being seen as dumped wife was not an option for her.
BTW: That was really nasty of Ted to compare Abbie to , but I agree she is too young to play step mom.
What's even more interesting is that everyone forgets Abbie and Sienna didn't cheat on their spouses and didn't leave kids behind.
A report here and there is one thing, but a bi-weekly spread in the gossip mags and reports of their every move is something else for a so-called private couple. Why?
Because they aren't a couple and they're doing it for PR. Reese wants to sell Avon, romcoms and make sure everyone thinks she's better off without Ryan.
"It amazes me when you fangirls manage to x-out Jake in all this, he needs it more than she does."
Exactly. All this big bad tyrant Reese& PR and poor victim Jake is fangurl idiocy. He does this because he’s very ambitious and wants to be a big movie star no matter what. The boy is gay as a three dollar bill but those who think his main reason for bearding is to protect his real life with his real family - GG+BT (lol) are just as delusional as the babblers who think Reeke is real and Jake is straight. A family has no place in the life of a fake career driven man like Jake, but if Family Tile floats your boat have at it.
So Reese had so many options but she chose Jaek which makes me think that she is doing him a favor as well as the studios, and i'm sure he's grateful.
No, Reese didn't have many options.
Even if she could find a date, who could guarantee that it would last more than few months and that Reese would call the shots?
9:57 AM
Who would give a shit about Reese or put her on the tabloid cover without the fauxmance?
Wendy Williams thinks Jake Gyllenhaal is on steroids for his buff "Prince of Persia" role.
Too obvious to hide it.
re: steroids - isn't it pretty much a given?
Only if you're in the hurry to get muscles or want bigger than normal muscles.
Jake,
I'll melt your polar icecaps baby!, you little hot Morroccan prince.
Have your people call my people. We'll do munch, and din din and breakfst and... Call me .
P.S. I'll let you feel my little golden Oscar...
G. Clooney
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jake the Masochist said...
George, if you let me hold your Oscar, I'll let you spank my monkey.
LOL!
Bearding with a woman who has kids may make it easier to hide a baby.
How could that make it easier ?
If he's gone that far for a role, it may be the last straw for me: steroid, bearding, and abandoning a good friend - how low can he go. I hope he hasn't jeopardized his health for fame. :(
Well, one example would be if Jake is seen buying stuff for kids, someone would just say it's for Reese's kids.
If he's gone that far for a role...
Not for a role - for the career.
... steroid, bearding, and abandoning a good friend
Which good friend?
Not for a role - for the career.
Correct you are.
I think we can believe Ted or not, but IMO he is saying that Baby Tile exists and Family Tile is with Gray Goose
I think so too. Are we misreading Ted?
QB has been visiting us at 11:15.
Awwww, what did they say? I hate when I miss a good, entertaining troll post. :)
The bitch was saying something about the bitch. No entertainment value.
So Really, Which Actor Raped His Gay Lover?
So, remember that blind item from Monday about the "hunk in a summer movie" who is secretly gay and violent and awful and sneaked into his boyfriend's house and raped him? It's one of the crazier blind items we've read, and has been the Talk of the Internet (the whole internet! even Alex Balk is intrigued!) this week, with people desperately trying to figure out which star is Just Like Us. I mean, not like us. The opposite of us. Out of the dense fog of speculation, three clear candidates have emerged: Christian Bale, Will Smith, and (gasp!) James Franco.
Christian Bale could be the gay rapist because he already murdered his mother then salted the earth so no other moms could grow. Plus we don't know much about his personal life other than that he's married. You know, to a lady. Still, doesn't mean he's not a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holding, friend of Dorothy. The scuttlebutt around the big celebrity weeklies is that it was the American Psycho who committed the heinous act.
It could be Will Smith who got non-consensually jiggy because gay rumors have plagued him for years, reaching a fever pitch as fellow possible-'mo Tom Cruise led him (by which body part??!) into the dank recesses of Scientology—a supermarket checkout rack religion often thought to be a celebrity haven for gaydom and tax dodging. Plus he played a homosexual gay person in a movie once! The violence stuff would be news to me, but who knows what roiling darkness lurks in the heart of the Fresh Prince? Plus this guy says it was Will, though he implies that it was just rough sex play, not rape.
And then there's the compelling case of James Franco. Basically the rumor is that Franco dated the guy about two years ago, and still had a key to his house. Guy goes to an Oscars party, comes back and Franco is waiting for him and then awfulness goes down. He's rumored to have been abusive towards an old girlfriend, also an actor, some five years ago. This makes me sad because James Franco is dreamy and oh if he were gay we'd surely be married next spring, but if he's a raper then I don't want anything to do with him and he should be in jail. So. Boo. I dunno. He does do a wicked James Dean, who, as we know, was a buggerer. Plus, he's leaving the leggy blond bimbos of Los Angeles to go to writing school in New York. That's pretty geigh.
So who do you think it is? Take our Very Important Poll below and weigh in on this highly galvanizing matter. (And don't say anything stupid in the comments... it's a 'Mo News Day.)
Gawker
rumors have plagued him for years, reaching a fever pitch as fellow possible-'mo Tom Cruise led him (by which body part??!) into the dank recesses of Scientology
LOL
Gawker Poll - Who Is the Gay Raper Actor?
Batman
22.8% (1073 votes)
Big Willy Style
31.3% (1469 votes)
The Green Goblin (Franco)
45.9% (2154 votes)
(Bearding with a woman who has kids may make it easier to hide a baby.)
And it's stupid.
(I'm sure Jake is gay.
You don't fuck around with boys if you are bi and really love the girl you're with.)
YES MEN DO! When women do this often and no one says a thing. Women fuck, date, and fall in love with other women while involved with men, be it husbands or boyfriends. Does the song "I kissed a girl" come to mind? Society excepts women bisexualitym, (especially if you are pretty) but does not except bisexuality in men, so most men hide it. We are all sexual beings. Angelina Jolie was in love with a woman and spoke on it openly, and has been married twice now with a man and children. She and Brad may invite another woman over just to keep the spice. But what if Brad invited a man over to keep the spice.
12:49 PM, you missed the point.
Bisexual men are capable of having emotional and sexual relationships with men and women.
If you really love your partner you don't fuck around. If you are a bisexual man in love with a girl than you don't look for sex with the boys.
If you really love your partner you don't fuck around. If you are a bisexual man in love with a girl than you don't look for sex with the boys.
Spice? I don't understand that concept, to me it means using someone as an object for your pleasure, and I don't like it. Plus, for me, I get emotionally attached to someone I make love with, so it would be very emotionally confusing for me, and I'd never attempt something like that, or go along with it if a partner wanted that. I don't mean to judge, it's fine if that's your cup of tea, and to each their own, but I know myself well enough to know I couldn't do it, and I think it may be more fantasy than reality for some people.
(If you are a bisexual man in love with a girl than you don't look for sex with the boys.)
so you are saying when girls have sex with other girls, even if they have a husband or boyfriend, they are not (looking for sex) with the other girl??? I am confused now!
why did they exclude Brendan Fraser from the poll?
You are right 1:07 PM, bisexuality does not = promiscuity.
No, nobody is saying that. They probably mean Jake in particular with that statement, but it would stand for both men and women, unless they agree to another arrangement, fucking around is unfaithful. Why are you trying to twist someone's words? You'd do better to try to imply homophobia where it it truly evident, not preach to the choir here.
^^better not be a butch girl though, Society and media will rip you to threads although the butch girl would wup your arsssss.
why did they exclude Brendan Fraser from the poll?
I think Gawker used 3 most mentioned names for the poll.
^^You got that right. ;)
^^better not be a butch girl though, Society and media will rip you to threads although the butch girl would wup your arsssss.
1:15, you got that right. Whip your ass and you'll love it, so much that you'll beg for more. ;)
(If you are a bisexual man in love with a girl than you don't look for sex with the boys.)
so you are saying when girls have sex with other girls, even if they have a husband or boyfriend, they are not (looking for sex) with the other girl??? I am confused now!
No, I'm saying that a bisexual man in a loving and sexualy fulfilling relationship with a woman doesn't need gay sex on the side.
Angelina Jolie was in love with a woman and spoke on it openly, and has been married twice now with a man and children.
Angelina is forgiven because she's with a man. Do you think she would be equally accepted if she was living with a woman?
Yes.
Really? Wow!
Maybe you should read comments about Ellen and Portia's wedding.
Why, were they not accepting? I'd prefer not to read drivel like that.
A lot of the comments on the different blogs are just so plain idiotic that I end up worried about the fate of humanity, I really do. It's unbelievable the ignorance that's out there, so I don't read the comments much.
Why, were they not accepting?
Some comments are accepting and some will make you sad and angry because those people are raising kids and can vote.
^^It's awful. I thought Ellen and Portia make a beautiful couple, and if people want to get married they should have the right to. It is scary that homophobic, racist, etc. ideas and misinformation get passed along through the generations, unless a child questions it themselves. And the poor child who may be gay or not the majority who gets told these messages. :(
The People Have Spoken, And They Think James Franco Is a Rapist
Rape Watch 2008 continues. Yesterday we wondered about the identity of the blind item gay rapist, going so far as to put it to a poll for y'all to answer. And answer you did, resoundingly. While Will Smith pursued his happyness to an early lead, the srsly detailed evidence that it's dreamy (sigh) Columbia-bound actor/writer James Franco eventually won you over. You can read between the lines! And, no, friends. It's not Vin Diesel. So good job there. Also, two interesting questions were posed by commenters: "I like how everyone says it can't be Christian Bale, because he's married, but no one mentions that Will Smith is married." (because it's black marriage, that doesn't count!) and "I wonder how exciting and fun-to-speculate-about this would be if the actor in question had raped a woman." (don't worry, men can take it!) So yeah. This whole thing is pretty sad, isn't it?
Gawker
Interesting to see Gawker posts about BI gay rapist.
I hate the world.
"Bisexual men are capable of having emotional and sexual relationships with men and women. "
Most urban bisexual men, self-identified or otherwise, are just taking the slow boat to homo-ville.
There's no rush. Our village always has room for more members. We have a *big* tent. ;)
Do you think that Jake and Austin have done the DNA test to see who the bio father is? Isn't birth records public? You can see celebrities children birth certificates on the internet.
Isn't birth records public?
Looks like you need to know person's first and last name.
3:29, cute. Maybe testing the waters a little bit too. :)
Do you think that Jake and Austin have done the DNA test to see who the bio father is?
Oh man, you are asking tough questions. If you decide to mix the sperm then what would be the point of DNA testing?
"No, I'm saying that a bisexual man in a loving and sexualy fulfilling relationship with a woman doesn't need gay sex on the side."
gay, bi or straight , someone in a loving and sexualy fulfilling relationship with someone doesn't need sex with someone else.
"If he's gone that far for a role, it may be the last straw for me: steroid, bearding, and abandoning a good friend - how low can he go. I hope he hasn't jeopardized his health for fame."
You're just melodramatic lol
he lives the life he wants after all
^^That remains to be seen.
Happy to see I am not the only one thinking he is bi .
"Exactly. All this big bad tyrant Reese& PR and poor victim Jake is fangurl idiocy. He does this because he’s very ambitious and wants to be a big movie star no matter what. The boy is gay as a three dollar bill but those who think his main reason for bearding is to protect his real life with his real family - GG+BT (lol) are just as delusional as the babblers who think Reeke is real and Jake is straight. A family has no place in the life of a fake career driven man like Jake, but if Family Tile floats your boat have at it."
thanks, you make me laugh.
A little giddy at times, aren't you.
"The boy is gay as a three dollar bill but those who think his main reason for bearding is to protect his real life with his real family - GG+BT (lol) are just as delusional as the babblers who think Reeke is real and Jake is straight"
halas i doubt you have lesson to give to babblers or others fangirls!
"A little giddy at times, aren't you."
That's all ?
Westwick Denies Gay Love Tales
Gossip Girl actor Ed Westwick appears in this weekend's edition of high brow Page Six Magazine. And, yes, the 21-year old Brit addresses rumors that he and co-star Chace Crawford are gay lovers:
People think Chace is gay, and thought I was gay, that we were humping. It’s not true, but hilarious. People project their fantasies onto people. I’ve never been someone who makes it my objective to go out and pick up chicks. But I’ve met some fantastic ladies here. You know those amazing conversations where you find yourself in a café talking until 2 a.m. and never see them again.
And then he goes home to Crawford, with whom he lives…
Queerty
You know those amazing conversations where you find yourself in a café talking until 2 a.m. and never see them again.
Ah yes, talking in a café - the very definition of heterosexuality.
no indication at all that Jake is "bi" - his morse code messages all his born life have been gay.
is he the last one to know? STAY TUNED. (not me. it's too sad.)
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Speaking of George ...
"A mole spent their summer holidaying in Portofino, where one night she was lucky enough to be in the same restaurant (the best in town) as her ideal man, George Clooney. She couldn't get close to him though as he was constantly surrounded by gorgeous Italians.
When her party spoke to a restaurant staffer to ask for some George background, he confirmed with a very knowing smile that George regularly comes to the restaurant with a number of different but always very pretty Italians.
Men.
http://www.holymoly.co.uk/mailout.html
Westwick Denies Gay Love Tales - reader's comment:
"I didn't even have to use my gaydar…this dude is soooo gay… talking to girls until 2 am…straight dudes can't put a sentence together at 2 am unless it's to order another drink or ask "was it good for you?"
(No, I'm saying that a bisexual man in a loving and sexualy fulfilling relationship with a woman doesn't need gay sex on the side.)
Says who? YOU?? What does the word bisexual mean??? Of course if one chooses to be monogamous in their relationship, het. or bi, it's another story, but what consenting people do behind closed doors is truly their wants/needs and their business. Judge if you may. You are again enforcing the societal double standard. Or should I ask, if a bi woman in a loving relationship with a man wants to have sex with another woman will she be judged the same as the (old sex fiend male) bisexual who has no constraints.
I think I know what your answer is.
Jolie gets a pass because she's with a man now. She's excepted. As bi or het who just dabbled. hummm But let a man do the same thing and he is GAY GAY GAY For Evahhh. That's why "most" bisexual men never admit to it. They don't get room to dabble.
(Most urban bisexual men, self-identified or otherwise, are just taking the slow boat to homo-ville.)
I believe a large % of this statement is true. But there are some men out there who really like both sexes, and most of these men are with women married or girlfriends and some are womanizers. Believe me. They like to play. And, if society was more accepting of male bisexuality, this would not be a big deal. TRUTH
I think most people here agree with you, nobody is arguing your points at all. I don't know what it is you are trying to accomplish - perhaps you needed to vent. That's ok. Some have even said they do not judge others, especially at blogs like OMG and WFT2. You'd be better off copying and pasting your post to counter the neanderthal viewpoints over at Perez et al.
Of course if one chooses to be monogamous in their relationship, het. or bi, it's another story, but what consenting people do behind closed doors is truly their wants/needs and their business.
We are discussing bisexuality, not promiscuity.
No, I'm saying that a bisexual man in a loving and sexualy fulfilling relationship with a woman doesn't need gay sex on the side.
Jake wasn't in loving and sexualy fulfilling relationship with Kirsten. He isn't bisexual because he need gay sex on the side.
"But the fact that actresses seem able to reveal bisexuality without negative repercussions may not point to acceptance as much as society's desire to see them, first and foremost, as sex objects.
"It's great that women have more flexibility to experience those relationships without being penalized, but I think it's because women are taken less seriously in general," said Jennifer Baumgardner, author of "Look Both Ways: Bisexual Politics." "It's like, 'So what if they were fooling around?' When two men who were thought to be straight have sex, it's perceived as more serious."
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/Story?id=5000714&page=1
Bi-sexuality as a slow boat to homo-ville. I really like that. Must write it down.
But we're talking specifics, that is JBG, or at least, I am, I have no idea nor do I care what other people do. the relationship with Kristen was kid stuff, and so, actually, is that with Reese - nobloodybody goes around holding hands like that once they're outta high schoool.
Dont know why I care about JBG, actually, aside from the mofo is so fuckin' cute.
p.s. or was. the new look is to me kinda repulsive.
But let a man do the same thing and he is GAY GAY GAY For Evahhh.
Men have a strict standard of masculinity to live up to in the society, men have to be in control, not in "submission". In many ways straight men and women consider gay male sex as a loss of masculinity.
(Jake wasn't in loving and sexualy fulfilling relationship with Kirsten.)
And you know this how? Did they tell you this, is it intuitive or it came to you in dream? No one here knows the total truth about Jake. We all speculate. Please don't act as if your word is the godspell. Please
(He isn't bisexual because he need gay sex on the side.)
Apparently you don't think that bisexual people, man or woman are capable of cheating. In your eyes are Hetro couples allowed to cheat only? It's not a good thing, but it happens. He may have seen someone (male = Austin) he was interested in, did the do, and what happened happened.
People break up for these reasons. Hetro, bi and GAY! Could still love the other partner, of course things change after this.
(Men have a strict standard of masculinity to live up to in the society, men have to be in control, not in "submission". In many ways straight men and women consider gay male sex as a loss of masculinity.)
lol tell the acient Romans and the Greeks this. didn't they Rule the World at one point?
lol tell the acient Romans and the Greeks this. didn't they Rule the World at one point?
ohhh know you didn't
I also don't think all straight people view male/male sex as a less masculine at all, and not always vying for control either. Attitudes like that are changing, thankfully. To me, it's beautiful and very, very much masculine, speaking as a straight woman.
I don't think it should mean anything at all, who is the "receiver". As a woman, in my heart of hearts, I am most happy and satisfied having a man be the dominant one, (only as far as sex goes, out of the bedroom we're equals) but that doesn't mean it's lesser, in any way. Other people can and do see it differently.
And you know this how?
Jake wouldn't fuck around if he loved Kirsten.
Did they tell you this, is it intuitive or it came to you in dream?
Please don't play dumb. It's implied that we speculate, we don't need to repeat it with every posted opinion.
Apparently you don't think that bisexual people, man or woman are capable of cheating.
Cheating is not the point - the poin is that Jake cheated because he's gay and needed gay sex.
Straight Men Who Have Sex With Men
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According to the Centers for Disease Control, more than three million men who self-identify as straight secretly have sex with other men. Although there's been some mainstream dialogue about African-American men who have sex with men "on the down-low," there hasn't been much talk about white guys who do it. And there are plenty of them out there. Take a brief scroll through one day's worth of "Men Seeking Men" posts on New York City's Craigslist, and you'll find dozens of listings like "Str8 Guy Needs Great Cocksucker" or "Handsome Masculine Married Irish Guy Seeks One or Two Hung Married Irish Buddies Who Want Head and Maybe More." From the super-brief to the incredibly detailed, some posts offer interesting explanations:
Though I have always been hetero, I also have had a fantasy to anonymously suck cock and swallow his cum.
I am a married white male forty-six, six-one, one-ninety—a goodlooking, successful, Ivy-educated guy who finds himself in town alone this week. Not interested in changing my life in any major way, but do feel the occasional need to deal with this side of my nature.
I am married . . . looking to provide no reciprocation needed or wanted oral service for VERY masculine, verbal straight/bi/straight acting men. My clothes do not even have to come off. This is about YOUR pleasure . . . not mine.
These examples articulate some of the reasons why heterosexual men get it on with other men: for anonymous, no-strings-attached sex; to explore homoerotic desire without a gay identity or relationship; or to fulfill a fantasy, including one of dominance and submission.
"When these straight men have sex with other men, it is not about an attraction to the other man—it is about an attraction to the sex act," says Joe Kort (joekort.com), a licensed therapist in Michigan. "When asked about what they enjoy, it is never the actual man, but instead his body parts, the sexual behavior they engage in." Many of Kort's clients (who are overwhelmingly white) are straight men who have sex with other men (SMSM). He's even created Straight Guise (straightguise.com), a website dedicated to the subject.
He cites dozens of explanations for SMSM behavior: "Some have been sexually abused and are compulsively re-enacting childhood sexual trauma by male perpetrators; some have sex with men because it's easier and requires fewer social skills than those required to have sex with women; some are 'gay for pay'; some like the attention they receive from other men; some like anal sex, which they're otherwise too ashamed to talk about or engage in with their female partners." He acknowledges that some of these men may be bisexual or closeted gay men, but in his experience in treating clients over an extended period, many of them are not.
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http://www.laweekly.com/2008-07-31/columns/straight-men-who-have-sex-with-men/
heath with friends
Thanks for the link 6:03 am.
Just got back from watching TDK. He was so cool as the Joker. Great performance.
Man, why did he have to die? Bummer.
If you can’t fix it, you gotta stand it.
Thanks anon 9PM. Very enlightening info, although I know most of this. I was not posting to antagonize anyone, but I think some are very ignorant and uninformed about male sexuality AND, as it (MAY) pretain to Jake or any other male or male Celebrity with gay rumors.
I do "think" that JG (was) in a relationship with AN. And apparently for what seems to be more than friends. I do believe he and Kirsten were dating and in Love at one time. This faded or ended. One of them ended it for what ever reason of course.
I'm just pointing out that some are very quick to call JG gay, I think and feel that there is more there to this thing. I think he's bi and always will be. Some can't see this and never will except this. And if he is totally gay as some say, that's alright too. At this time, I don't see it.
ITA
Cheating is not the point - the poin is that Jake cheated because he's gay and needed gay sex."
LOL i still think he is "bi"
sorry
Dear Ted:
What do you think of Jake G's new princely body? Hottie or nottie? I'd have liked it if only he had chosen to reveal it in the context of the movie and without doing a staged photo op with Reese in the middle of the desert. Everything they do together is too calculated and publicity conscious for my taste.
—Pete
Dear Go Jake or Go Home:
Jakey-Poo's ripped bod might be the only way to get us to one of his flicks. Rendition anyone?
^ Ted, you bitch, you! LOL
LOL i still think he is "bi"
sorry
I'm gay and not sorry about it.
Jakey baby, sorry, in case I missed your call..
I have a nice cool Italian villa babe, just the oasis you need from that hot Morrocan sun. Just follow the yellow brick road baby... I'm sure the monkey's swingin babe,but seriously my little Persian delight, I dropped my Oscar last night so I'm seriously in need of another head. I'm up Shit Creek without a paddle if you know what I mean? may need a hot glue gun for that tight fit.... ....but no worries J baby, I'm definitly down with OPP,( other people's property) we'll fix the head together when you get here kapish? .. Come soon.
Oh yeah, P.S. Love the hair. Sincerly yours,
Georgy C.
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