August 13, 2008
Dear Ted:
What describes Toothy Tiles's situation better: "Single Tile," "Mr. and Mr. Tile" or "Family Tile"? Please, could you include clues and hints more often about him? What happened to that great idea to dedicate one day a month to only Toothy questions?
Ashley
London
Dear Multiple Choice:
Family Tile. Don’t remember committing to one day a month trying to ferret out T.T.’s identity. Still, don’t think that’s enough for my taste.
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Dear Ted:
I so wish that you would/could reveal Toothy Tile. In the meantime, is Crotch Uh-Lastic Josh Hartnett? He is brooding, boyish and certainly crusty.
Sarah
St. Louis, Mo.
Dear Crotch Catch:
So close (much more so than Mr. H. would like, I’m sure). But alas, wrong dude. Think more talented. By, like, a lot.
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Dear Ted:
Greetings from the great Football Hall of Fame city! Love your column and read it ravenously at lunchtime...great escape! I was just wondering if Crotch Uh-Lastic could be Kevin Spacey? And maybe Toothy Tile is John C. Reilly?
Calicocate
Canton, Ohio
Dear No Touchdowns:
Keep trying, babe, way off on both. Think more good-lookin’ than either Kev or Johnny C., sorry fellas, it’s a superficial world out there.
Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth
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August 15, 2008
Dear Ted:
Still getting used to the blog but still lovin' the goss. I'm stumped by your new addition, Crotch Uh-Lastic. I'm hoping it's not my favorite hunk-a-licious Christian Bale. Everything you say makes me think of him—the S.O. suddenly appearing, the dark, brooding roles, artsy films, and he has gone for similar roles as Toothy Tile. Please say it ain't him.
—Nina
Dear Cat Woman:
Poor old C.B. has enough drama in his life at the mo to be Crotch. Think slightly less fabulously paid.
Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth
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"In LA you hear things about celebrites since our circles here tend to be, well small....but recently "The non-bisexual guy" sent his ex-former lover to the hospital after a brutal um...rape and beating...just saying what I heard...and then page6 said something about this with out mentioning "the non-bisexual guy" ...hmmm...just saying. Now he has to go on record make sure no on associates him with that little article and the gossip here in LA....interesting."
http://www.towleroad.com/2008/08/robert-downey-j.html
" I feel sorry for Spike Jonze. I think he's a good guy,"
He cheated on Sofia Coppola non-stop when he was married to her. So if Michelle cheats on him, it would be karma.
And it's great seeing her happy.
Happy Matilda
Matilda: "Faster, mommy, faster!" :)
He cheated on Sofia Coppola non-stop when he was married to her. So if Michelle cheats on him, it would be karma.
LOL. Karma's a bitch.
"The non-bisexual guy" sent his ex-former lover to the hospital after a brutal um...rape and beating...just saying what I heard
More RDJ towleroad gossip:
"Robert and I were friends in New York City during the early 80s in New York. All I have to say is that he sure did suck a lot of cock, and date a lot of boys for someone who manufactured his bisexuality. He was also dating Sarah Jessica Parker at the time, but she has a pattern of dating and marrying bisexual man (she kind of looks like a cross between a horse and a man herself). I think more than being a hypocrite or a liar, Robert is still lost as ever."
DL gossip:
"When Downey was much younger, his drug dealer said that Robert made a pass at him. When he told Robert he wasn't interested, Robert said he might like it if he tried it. The drug dealer had taken a lie detector test. He spilled stuff on a lot of people. It was an interesting book. I believed him. He was a guy who had turned his life around after serving time for his dealing days in Hollywood. He was also a very attractive guy."
All I have to say is that he sure did suck a lot of cock, and date a lot of boys for someone who manufactured his bisexuality.
LOL
This C/B list television actress on a very hit CBS show is tired of no one paying attention to her. So, she did what any self respecting person would do in her situation. She hired a photographer who now follows her all day in his car and takes shots of her when she gets out, when she shops, shouting her name, drawing attention, whatever he can. He then tries to interest the magazines in buying them. Hasn't really worked well so far as no one ever posts any photos of her or talks about her.
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2008/08/todays-blind-items_19.html
Jake will become RD Jr. in ten years, hopefully without all the drugging and the criminal record.
RDJ - Towleroad reader's comment:
"It's distressing when famous figures with bisexual pasts later distance themselves from these 'youthful indiscretions' (e.g. UK politician Michael Portillo), or describe them in terms of 'cultural experimentation' (David Bowie) or, most alarmingly, as symptoms of mental illness (Anne Heche). Isn't it peculiar how often these statements coincide with the onset of middle-age, and the attempt to obtain bourgeois respectability?
I've always assumed RDJr was bisexual, and had chosen to settle down with a woman (and maybe a few boytoys on the side, whatever.) Fair enough, he's a talented actor who I respected, and his personal life isn't my business. If anything, his bisexual past made him more interesting. However, to now explicitly disown his 'putative' bisexual past seems like the actions of a person fearful of the disapproval of moral conservatives, and sends out the message that it's undesirable to be (mis)identified as gay/bisexual. What a pity he's proved to be so cowardly. Guess he doesn't want to endanger the "Iron Man" cash cow with rumours which may disturb conservative church groups with the power to influence the parents of teenagers, the prime demographic of the imminent sequels. He didn't seem to feel the need to make such an announcement when he was making films aimed at a predominantly adult audience...
Incidentally, while I have no love for croaky old Mick Jagger, I respect him greatly for never having refuted or justified the stories about his bisexuality - premier showman that he is, he realises these stories only add to his allure, even if they're exaggerated - compare him to the revolting hypocrite and self-styled "closet heterosexual" David Bowie, who described his well-documented bisexuality in the '70s as "a product of the times", and now claims contentment in the arms of his boyish-figured wife - if so, why do I have escort friends who have seen him at gay sex-parties this decade?
I may be generally indifferent to famous figures with bisexual pasts, but I positively despise those who refute or rationalise their former attitudes, especially if they are still acting upon these desires - disgusting, cowardly hypocrites."
"Jake will become RD Jr. in ten years, hopefully without all the drugging and the criminal record."
I love Jake and think he is a good actor, but if you see RDJ in Chaplin, you can see how great RDJ was. I don't think Jake has that level of acting in him. I think that Jake will go on to do great movies, but so far BBM seems to be his best.
o god this is so depressing! I can hardly bear it! I gotta get high!
they are posting Jake in Morocco pictures on a Mac/Apple chat group as "some beefcake for the girls"
faster, mommy, faster! get me outta here!
they are posting Jake in Morocco pictures on a Mac/Apple chat group as "some beefcake for the girls"
YES!!!
they are posting Jake in Morocco pictures on a Mac/Apple chat group as "some beefcake for the girls"
LOL, he looks like Popeye on steriods wearing a bad wig.
LOL, he looks like Popeye on steriods wearing a bad wig.
XDDDD
9:46, I agree with you. As messed up as RDJ's life was at one point, he was ALWAYS a brilliant actor. ALWAYS! I knew that when I saw him in "Less Than Zero" twenty years ago.
Hey, that's my hair! I didn't wash it for days, I was depressed because the troll was coming for a visit.
Guess he doesn't want to endanger the "Iron Man" cash cow with rumours which may disturb conservative church groups with the power to influence the parents of teenagers, the prime demographic of the imminent sequels. He didn't seem to feel the need to make such an announcement when he was making films aimed at a predominantly adult audience...
Could this be true? Is everything for sale in Hollywood?
Could this be true? Is everything for sale in Hollywood?
I guess it is. RDJ was starting on his way to a fabulous career and then lost it to drugs. He luckily didn't kill himself and he managed to kick the habit. Now he's had a second chance and he's having much success and making much money. So I'm sure he doesn't want to blow it. If he lets this chance slip by, he may not get anymore. Jake must have given him some tips on how to distance yourself from people in his life.
"he looks like Popeye on steriods wearing a bad wig"
I think he has the body of a ninja turtle.So not cute :((
I liked him better with the little gut in the Rome pics ;)
T.R. Knight shnugs with boyfriend Mark Cornelsen
Awww!
you got it, 10:31 - ninja turtle it is . . .
"oh, they just made up all that stuff about me. . . " RDJr
Great pick up line. Just make it up?
Could this be true? Is everything for sale in Hollywood
Duh!
I think he has the body of a ninja turtle.
It's a blasphemy!
Turtle Prince
Yeah, he's all gone turtley, what happened to the gorgeous bod? THATS the blasphemy!
Naked Daniel Radcliffe Delays "Harry Potter" Film
Warner Bros. has announced moving its sixth Potter film, "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince," from Nov. 21, 2008, to July 17, 2009. The reason? Officially, there is no reason, except that "a spot opened on the summer schedule."
That's not much of a reason. The real story? Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe will be right in the middle of his sensational, highly publicized run on Broadway in the play, "Equus." Radcliffe appears naked in the play, on stage, and has sex in it was well. That's not the image Warner Bros. wants associated with bespectacled Harry, who remains chaste and virginal.
Indeed, posters for Equus are up all over New York, of Radcliffe's naked torso superimposed on a horse's head. This is not the sort of thing that's taught at Hogwarts. For the movie to open on Nov. 21, Radcliffe would have to do publicity entailing answering questions about blinding horses and having sex with them vs. flying around and making potions.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/08/15/naked-daniel-radcliffe-de_n_119250.html
Daniel Radcliffe will be right in the middle of his sensational, highly publicized run on Broadway in the play, "Equus."
I envy Daniel fans opportunity to see him in the theatre. (No, not because he's naked in the play).
T.R. Knight shnugs with boyfriend Mark Cornelsen
TR is so the bottom boy... to a boy still in college. TR must be making up for the lost decade he was forced to stay in the closet.
Daniel looks weird naked.
so very hairy for a little boy/man.
The Broadway will discover daniel's uncut.
1:58 PM, did you see the cock ... I mean the play?
Daniel looks weird naked.
He's somewhere between a boy and a man.
TR is so the bottom boy... to a boy still in college.
Sounds great to me! lol
Lohan’s first girlfriend devastated she didn’t come out for her
Lindsay Lohan was living with socialite Courtenay Semel in LA late last year. There were rumblings that the two were more than just friends, but Lindsay was also dating guys at the time and she wasn’t seen out much with Courtenay. Courtenay was said to be jealous of any other women that talked to Lindsay and moved out of the Hollywood home they shared in late January. Semel is the daughter of Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel, and is now openly dating idiotic reality star Tila Tequila.
Apparently she’s not over Lindsay, though, because she’s resorted to talking to the UK paper that gives ex lovers of celebrities a chance to sensationalize their past - The News of The World. Courtenay told the rag that she’s perplexed that Lindsay so quickly moved on to Samantha. She’s also upset that Lindsay refused to acknowledge their relationship, but is openly dating Samantha now:
...
Everyone thinks Samantha is Lindsay’s first lesbian love, but we were very passionate until her fear of being found out drove us apart,” Courtenay told a pal. “At the time she was terrified her career would be over if she revealed her sexual tendencies. But then Samantha came on to the scene and I was dropped.”
Celebitchy
Matilda's pink dress
Is it OK to say "Awww! Love the dress!"?
No, you sick baby stalker.
haha just kidding. for now.
Is it OK to say "Awww! Love the dress!"?
I think it's ok. ;)
She's a cute kid.
"Is it OK to say "Awww! Love the dress!"?
I think it's ok. ;)
She's a cute kid"
NO! It's not ok, stop treating that kid as if she were a starlet!!
Matilda Ledger = Next Lindsay Lohan
how sad...
I think there was an old blind item about them. Does anyone remember it?
Anne Hathaway and Emily Blunt together yesterday in LA
E! online
NO! It's not ok, stop treating that kid as if she were a starlet!!
LOL. How are we treating her as if she were a starlet?
And please don't compare her with LiLo. That's scary.
C'mon get over it and move on 3:43PM.
Dear Ted:
Has Crotch Uh-Lastic ever invited Toothy Tile to swim in his pool? Have you ever used two different monikers for the same person?
—Peter, New York City
Dear Peter Patrol:
I believe no, and certainly not. That would be like double skinny-dipping!
Dear Ted:
Is Baby Tile Sunday Rose Kidman Urban?
—Reggie
Dear Det. Diapers:
Nope, but great guess, babe. Just not with Keith, as he's, um, greased in every heterosexual sense of the word.
I think there was an old blind item about them. Does anyone remember it?
Anne Hathaway and Emily Blunt together yesterday in LA
E! online
I remember the BI. I think the conclusion was it was about Anne and Emily.
Sorry, but I don't believe in "Baby Tile" Ted.
3:43 Still at it? *yawn*
"C'mon get over it and move on 3:43PM"
Never! I'll go on on this until my voice is heard
FREE MATILDA LEDGER!!!
Sorry, but I don't believe in "Baby Tile" Ted.
Same.
I think there was an old blind item about them. Does anyone remember it?
January 31, 2007
Anne Hathaway Likes Girls ... a Lot
This blind item piece of gossip recently appeared in Page Six of The New York Post: "This actress was always the goody goody. She has worked hard to change that image by doing less family friendly films and making sure to wear enough see through dresses on the red carpet. She wanted to lose the squeaky clean image to get better roles, but also to sell the idea that she was sexy and desirable to men. She has no desire for men, just wants the world to perceive her as a sex symbol. Everything was going according to plan until her last movie for which there were raves. There she met another actress and love was in the air. They were inseparable for the entire shoot and even got an apartment to share. Once filming ended, our actress decided to end the relationship for fear it would damage her career. The new lover who has been quietly out for sometime and is quite the scene stealer thinks our actress should get smart and stop pretending and start living."
Most people would assume that this is about Jessica Biel, because they are jealous of what we have together, but the general consensus is that it's Anne Hathaway. Although this kills the myth that gayness doesn't strike twice (her brother is also gay), this makes her officially not boring. The "new lover" is supposedly either quietly out Heather Matarazzo (this sexy beast) who Hathaway met on The Princess Diaries movies or Emily Blunt from The Devil Wears Prada. According to IMDb, Matarazzo and Hathaway "still call each other frequently and hope to be friends for the rest of their lives." Blunt calls Hathaway "her rock" and is "dating" singer Michael Buble. For the love of God, please let it be Emily Blunt, because you couldn't smoke enough weed to understand why Anne Hathaway would let Dawn Weiner go down on her. It must've been some kind of trick. Like the time my Chemistry teacher told me it would only be gay if I was on the bottom. Turns out he was just saying that.
IDLYITW
3:58, I think you're nuts. Whatever.
Posted on OMG
Ricky Martin Welcomes Twin Boys
Ricky Martin is a father to twin boys born via a surrogate, his rep confirms to PEOPLE.
"In recent weeks, Ricky Martin became a proud father by the birth of twin sons," his rep tells PEOPLE.
"The children, delivered via gestational surrogacy, are healthy and already under Ricky's full-time care," the rep said in a statement. "Ricky is elated to begin this new chapter in his life as a parent and will be spending the remainder of the year out of the public spotlight in order to spend time with his children."
The boys' names and the location of their birth have not been released. The "Livin' La Vida Loca" singer, 36, is a longtime supporter of children's causes around the globe through his Ricky Martin Foundation.
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20220372,00.html
Never! I'll go on on this until my voice is heard
Do you honestly think you can change anything by voicing your outrage HERE? At least go to the source - the sites that buy the pics or the pap sites that take them themselves and bitch about it there.
Sorry but you're ridiculous.
"The children, delivered via gestational surrogacy, are healthy and already under Ricky's full-time care," the rep said in a statement.
"In gestational surrogacy the surrogate becomes pregnant via embryo transfer with a child of which she is not the biological mother. She may have made an arrangement to relinquish it to the biological mother or father to raise, or to a parent who is themselves unrelated to the child (e. g. because the child was conceived using egg donation, sperm donation or is the result of a donated embryo)."
4:05 PM, ITA.
Sorry but you're ridiculous.
I believe 3:58 PM #1 is joking.
I think one day Jake's gonna have a baby, but I think he'll do it like Travolta and find himself a Kelly Preston. If there's a chance that he's bi, it won't be that difficult for him.
^^God, I hope it won't be Witherspoon.
The bitch is the last woman in LA? I don't think so! lol
God, I hope it won't be Witherspoon.
I don't think it will be, unless it's in the Disney contract.
Ricky Martin is a father to twin boys born via a surrogate, his rep confirms to PEOPLE.
Is he officially gay now? Can fangirls take that blow?
Is Ricky TT?
August 8, 2006
Dear Ted:
I finally figured it out. Toothy Tile is Ricky Martin. But you won't tell me if I'm right, will you?
Linda Chesney
Yardley, Pennsylvania
Dear Bonbon Brain:
Uh, that would be oui, with a cherry on top. Not R.M.
wish people would read the clues!
He cheated on Sofia Coppola non-stop when he was married to her. So if Michelle cheats on him, it would be karma.
LOL. Karma's a bitch.
Regardless whether they cheat on each other or not, I'm betting this won't last even 2 years.
I believe 3:58 PM #1 is joking.
Thanks,4:15
You understood
although,I still find very wrong sites posting pictures of Michelle Williams'daughter
but,whatever do what you want
do what you want
Thanks.
You're welcome, 4:43
but I'll keep an eye on you....
Oh boy, Baby Tile and Ricky Martin's babies news at the same time. What a coincidence!
Ricky Martin is not way Toothy Tile. He had a surrogate mother for his babies but the rest of the items have nothing to do with him.
Maybe Jake isn't TT, but Ricky isn't either.
Is Baby Tile Sunday Rose Kidman Urban?
—Reggie
Dear Det. Diapers:
Nope, but great guess, babe. Just not with Keith, as he's, um, greased in every heterosexual sense of the word.
OK, what's "greased"?
Any relation with "greasy reese"?
5:29 good catch. I think he might have meant Greasy Reese.
What does he mean by the phrase "Just not with Keith" ?
Sounds like it should mean "not with Keith Urban but with Nicole Kidman."
What is "Det." in "Det.Diapers"?
^ det.= detective?
I would say so - Detective Diapers.
In what way is Nicole's kid a "great guess" for Baby Tile?
Nope, but great guess, babe. Just not with Keith, as he's, um, greased in every heterosexual sense of the word.
greased - homosexual sense of the word would be lubricated
greased - heterosexual sense of the word would be bribed
In what way is Nicole's kid a "great guess" for Baby Tile?
Because Nicole's kid has gay parent?
Is he saying that Nicole's kid is "urban", but not "(produced)with Keith".
So she's "urban", but not (an) Urban?
Or Nicole's kid has one gay parent and Baby Tile's parents are gay?
"The children, delivered via gestational surrogacy, are healthy and already under Ricky's full-time care," the rep said in a statement.
I hope Ricky has a full time boyfriend to help him out.
Well I am floored that Ted is clearly implying that there is indeed a baby Tile. I've scoffed at this notion, even last week when a family was mentioned. But now I'm not sure what to think.
OT Check out this fugly bitch what are the people who find her beautiful and sexy smoking?
http://www.jfxonline.com/reese-witherspoon/2008/08/20/reese-not-into-labels/
Nicole is rumored to be a lesbian, and some people have speculated that someone else (a girlfriend?) had the baby, not Nicole.
Baby Tile? Yeah right, Ted. I'll believe it when I'll see it.
OT Check out this fugly bitch what are the people who find her beautiful and sexy smoking?
Ewww! Lately they keep mentioning her coming up movies, the PR is working overtime.
Baby Tile? Yeah right, Ted. I'll believe it when I'll see it.
IA. Too good to be true.
Ricky Martin Is A Father
What in Clay Gayken hell is this shit all about?! Ricky Martin's publicist has confirmed that he's the father of twin boys! This came out of nowhere!
Ricky's new babies were born a few weeks ago with a little help from a surrogate mother and a turkey baster. You know Gayken is sitting somewhere, rocking his new baby, rolling his eyes and saying, "Girl, please! Don't try it!"
Ricky's spokeswhore issued this statement: "The children, delivered via gestational surrogacy, are healthy and already under Ricky's full-time care. Ricky is elated to begin this new chapter in his life as a parent and will be spending the remainder of the year out of the public spotlight in order to spend time with his children."
Um...hasn't he been out of the public spotlight for at least 5 years? Seriously, babies are just popping out left and right! This is obviously the thing to do. Maybe I should get one of those baby things? Naw. I don't like baby vomit in my martinis.
Congrats to Ricky! I can't wait to hear what he named them. If he didn't name one of them "Escandalo," I'm going to slap him with a rubber vagina. And you know that shit would gross him out.
Dlisted
^^^ I love MK, he's so funny.
MK is funny and cute. I bet the boys are all over him! lol
Synecdoche, New York at the Toronto Film Festival.
SNY
We have Anne and Michelle attending the TIFF. I was hoping Jake would be there too with "Brothers". Perhaps it would have become a BBM reunion, well without Heath. :(
TIFF 2008 Gala Schedule:
Rachel Getting Married (with Anne Hathaway)
Saturday Sep 6, 2008
Thanks for the information 9:33.
I'm sure there will be so many festivals, the former BBM cast will attend, promoting their movies. I've been a fan of all four of them and I try to watch every film of them that comes out. It is really incredibly sad for me that we won't see Heath at festivals or premieres ever again.
The saddest part is, he won't see his beautiful daughter grow up. She seems to be fun to be around. I partly understand his fans wanting to see pictures of her, although I hope it doesn't bother Matilda too much being photographed all the time. But I don't think she really realizes what is going on.
Ubisoft presented conference goers at this year’s Leipzig shin-dig with with a rather generous demonstration of the entire first area of the game. As you would expect from any other Prince title, you’ll see plenty of interesting acrobatics as well as a showcase of the new graphical style that has been implimented. It goes without saying that the aesthetics are rather impressive and really do bring alot of personality to the table. Will the final product make us all care about the fate of our dear prince once again? Only time will tell.
New seven-minute Prince of Persia video game trailer
I'm really curious how PoP will turn out. I think it'll be something like The Mummy I, which would be a pretty good movie.
The Mummy I?
Yawn. Sad for Jake if he is doing movies at that level.
10:06, Mummy I wasn't yawn. It was a very enjoyable movie.
Mummy I was OK, Indiana Jones movies are very enjoyable (didn't see the last one).
From Just Jared
“Jake Gyllenhaal to Romance Abbie Cornish?
Abbie Cornish is already dating Reese Witherspoon’s ex-husband, Ryan Phillippe, but soon may also be spending a lot of time with Reese’s current squeeze, Jake Gyllenhaal.
An insider tells In Touch that producers on Jake’s next movie are considering Abbie as his leading lady. The sci-fi flick is about an expedition to the moon to start a lunar colony and is due out in 2010.
“This is one of those only-in-Hollywood situations,” the insider says. “It could work out as long as Reese doesn’t visit Jake on the set.”
Can we say a-w-k-w-a-r-d?”
Just Jared
An insider tells In Touch that producers on Jake’s next movie are considering Abbie as his leading lady.
In Touch? lol
10:30 lets wait and see, even if she is cast, it's no big deal.
Just Jared is trying to sell that crap as a big deal.
Oh God, more tabloid shit about Jake.
Mummy I : Mildly amusing popcorn fluff if you like flat jokes, overblown effects, and instantly forgettable stories. I don't think that's Jake's intention with PoP. And I doubt he wants to see his career go the way of Brendan Fraser's.
Better for Jake if his summer popcorn flic turns out as witty as Ironman or Indiana Jones (I). Sorry, The Mummy is not in the same league.
Better for Jake if his summer popcorn flic turns out as witty as Ironman or Indiana Jones (I).
Maybe it will.
From Just Jared
“Jake Gyllenhaal to Romance Abbie Cornish?
Abbie Cornish is already dating Reese Witherspoon’s ex-husband, Ryan Phillippe, but soon may also be spending a lot of time with Reese’s current squeeze, Jake Gyllenhaal.
An insider tells In Touch that producers on Jake’s next movie are considering Abbie as his leading lady. The sci-fi flick is about an expedition to the moon to start a lunar colony and is due out in 2010.
“This is one of those only-in-Hollywood situations,” the insider says. “It could work out as long as Reese doesn’t visit Jake on the set.”
Can we say a-w-k-w-a-r-d?”
If there's a chance that Jake's into women too and the thing with Reese is no lie, I hope he falls for Cornish and leaves Reese.
If he doesn't mind being with a woman with kids, he could hook up with Michelle Williams. I don't get the hate for her. I think she's a good actress and down to earth. And Jake could actually play daddy for a kid that doesn't already have a father for a change. Maybe Michelle could pop one or two out for him too.
producers on Jake’s next movie are considering Abbie as his leading lady.
Heath appeared in Candy with Abbie. I thought they were well matched. Jake and Abbie, not so much. Though of course Jake also likes to date blondes.
Though of course Jake also likes to date blondes.
LOL
In Touch is making this shit up. Slow news days.
If there's a chance that Jake's into women too...
Who gives a fuck about the Moon Project leading lady?
They better find some hot stud to be my Moon Project leading friend!
Jake, I'll be your leading friend.
I adore Michelle. I can't wait for Shutter Island to come out. I think she's a wonderful actress.
Is the new Mummy any good? I was intrigued by the previews, which reminded me of Emperor Qin's Terra Cotta Army soldiers. I haven't seen any of the other Mummy films. :)
Not impressed with the PoP video. Disney is going to have to spend an enormous amout of money getting people into the seats to see the movie. I love Jake but he is no Johnny Depp or Heath Ledger for that matter.
I'm remember hearing a rumor long time ago from a Heath insider that after Heath did Candy with Abbie, he wanted to play matchmaker with Jake and her!! I kid you not.
Baby Tile? Yeah right, Ted. I'll believe it when I'll see it.
You won't know it when you see it. There are plenty of babies out there. How would you know whether one of them is Baby Tile or not?
http://ladythrills.blogspot.com/2008/08/celebrity-flaw-of-day-reese-witherspoon.html
So sexy and young LOL
after Heath did Candy with Abbie, he wanted to play matchmaker with Jake and her
too bad it never happened. would have been much better for jake's career. reese looks more like his granny with every passing week. talk about a buzzkill.
You won't know it when you see it. There are plenty of babies out there. How would you know whether one of them is Baby Tile or not?
Ok, so I'm supposed to believe that Jake thinks he can hide a baby forever? Because after the bearding with Reese and getting the PoP franchise which Disney and Jake hope will be the new PotC and will consist of 3 movies (10 years probably) I don't think he'll come out.
So he's going to hide a baby for that long? Come on. I believe Jake is hiding his sexuality but the "hiding Family Tile" is pure merde as far as I'm concerned.
If Baby Tile was ever planned (which I highly doubt) Jake wouldn't have started the bearding but would've kept playing the sexually ambiguous card, imo. He can't be that dumb to think he can keep a baby a secret. Can you imagine if the truth came out? Sooner or later something like that would and he'd look like the biggest fake and liar. His image would be completely fucked and his career would be probably finished - Jake Gyllenhaal having a "relationship" with Reese Witherspoon for the cameras while having his own little family with his gay lover. Please, Jake and his people might be bad at handling his image but this is beyond stupid.
Is the new Mummy any good?
Watch Mummy I, skip the rest.
Jake, I'll be your leading friend.
Would it be safe? We would melt the polar ice caps!
I agree anon 1:40 beyond stupid!!!
But some are ready to believe it , scaring IMO.
If Baby Tile was ever planned (which I highly doubt) Jake wouldn't have started the bearding but would've kept playing the sexually ambiguous card, imo.
I don't agree. Trying hard to save / improve his career would make perfect sense. (BTW, I don't believe there is BT).
P.S. Sooner or later something like that would and he'd look like the biggest fake and liar.
No, not necessary, because BT could officially be his boyfriend's child.
Trying hard to save / improve his career would make perfect sense.
Not if Baby Tile exists. It would be a huge risk to everyone involved in this charade and there’s a big chance it would all blow up in their faces. Do you believe he could hide a baby for the duration of the filming and promoting PoP (all three films) or do you think Disney would risk a franchise on a closeted man with a family who's bearding with a famous actress, or maybe you think Disney doesn't know?
No, not necessary, because BT could officially be his boyfriend's child.
Yeah and having a family with your boyfriend and his baby and bearding at the same time wouldn't mean he's a liar and fake in the eyes of the public..... ooook then.
Huh?
Jake is bearding - he IS lying and faking for the public, Disney IS filming a movie with a closeted man.
Exactly 2:02. If he'll lie about Austin, why wouldn't he lie about a baby.
Jake is bearding - he IS lying and faking for the public, Disney IS filming a movie with a closeted man.
Agreed but the truth about the bearding and his sexuality can be hidden (except for a few places like WFT2 or OMG where people think he's gay) for the rest of his life whereas a baby (officially his boyfriend's child or not) is a completely different thing and cannot be kept a secret forever - a whole new level of lying and faking. The risks in the latter case for Disney are much greater than the former.
Let's just agree to disagree.
If jake is gay and he is bearding is his business, his fans might think he is an idiot and a fame whore but that is his desicion to live that way. bringing an innocent child to the world and hide him from society and make him live a lie just like him is not just idiotic but inmoral.I think Jake could be lying about his sexuality but only grown people can get hurt (his BF,his beard, his PR and some of his fans) all people who are in the charade because THEY WANT TO. Maybe Jake is a closeted frightened homo but he has to be a real fukin jerk to do that to a kid.
just my opinion...
"the "hiding Family Tile" is pure merde as far as I'm concerned."
ITA. This is total nonsense.
a baby is a completely different thing and cannot be kept a secret forever
Maybe Jake doesn't want or plan to be in the closet forever.
Jake's either bearding with Reese or he was incredibly flattered that she, the Oscar winner R.W., wanted to date him and he let her get him. I know many find her unattractive, but some of my het. male acquaintances find her hot. I'm surprised myself. The thing is we can't know for sure what's going on with them.
I know, I despise them together, especially after parading around their relationship for image and career reasons, even at really unappropriate times. I'm sure you all know what times I'm talking about.
a whole new level of lying and faking.
Sorry but that has already happened.
Maybe Jake doesn't want or plan to be in the closet forever.
Dude, this guy is so career driven that if he's gay and in the closet, he'll never come out.
Baby Tile is pure fiction.
... a baby (officially his boyfriend's child or not) is a completely different thing and cannot be kept a secret forever - a whole new level of lying and faking
I thought I'll make it!
"The thing is we can't know for sure what's going on with them." They don't even make any effort to look like they're pleased to be in each other's company. It looks plain as day that they are holding hands because they were told to hold hands. But they weren't told to look happy, so they don't.
if he's gay and in the closet, he'll never come out.
Agreed.
Baby Tile is pure fiction.
My guess is they talked about it, which is what Ted said. In that case it's not pure fiction. Whether they followed through or not, I don't know.
Maybe if there was something it cooled off. Which wouldn't surprise me.
I mean Reeke.
"the truth about the bearding and his sexuality can be hidden (except for a few places like WFT2 or OMG where people think he's gay) for the rest of his life whereas a baby (officially his boyfriend's child or not) is a completely different thing and cannot be kept a secret forever"
I don't know if there is a Baby Tile, but I don't agree that it's easier for him to pretend to be straight than not to acknowledge that his former boyfriend has a baby.
3:54 here - I should have said "his boyfriend - who he might not even be with any more or right now etc..."
Dude, this guy is so career driven that if he's gay and in the closet, he'll never come out.
Baby Tile is pure fiction.
I agree.
It is very, very unlikely that there is a Baby Tile, I think we can agree on that.
But if for some reason Jake wants a baby with a boyfriend right now, he could have it and keep it a secret. I'm not saying it would be a smart thing to do, just that he could do it.
I agree with 4:02. It seems easier to not push a baby carriage around than to appear to be in love with somebody.
3:54 PM
So you think pretending he's straight while having no baggage isn't easier than pretending he's straight and hiding his family? Really?! Silly me, I though hiding a baby would make everything infinitely more complicated.
We're just talking hypotheticals. For all we know Baby Tile could be there in Morocco with him. It's not like there are any paparazzi around. (You don't think the photos with Reese were taken by paparazzi, right?)
I remember Ted said they were talking about it. But did he ever say they actually followed through with it?
Gay folks are having kids. I doubt there is a Baby Tile but who knows. It would be possible to hide if you wanted to bad enough. If Baby Tile exists its name is not Nichols or Gyllenhaal. The only reason that Jake could possibly believe that having a kid with his bf and openly living a lie is 30 million dollars. If Baby Tile exists I dont think Jake will keep it under cover for long. 3-4 yrs at the most. Saying that again I don't think there is a BT. Jake wants fame and money. Priority number 1
I was thinking it was Jaxson who said it was due in September. That seemed early and probably wrong, because didn't Ted say they were talking aboout it in March? If they were talking about it in March then December would be the earliest you might expect BT to come through.
Did Ted ever rule out Ricky Martin as Toothy Tile? He just had twins.
Oops sorry never mind! :D Somebody just said that earlier ...
Dear Ted:
I finally figured it out. Toothy Tile is Ricky Martin. But you won't tell me if I'm right, will you?
Linda Chesney
Yardley, Pennsylvania
Dear Bonbon Brain:
Uh, that would be oui, with a cherry on top. Not R.M.
The Toothy Tile Archive is your friend. (thanks Jackie!)
Jake may be a famewhore, but he is not a child abuser. Hiding your child, not letting him/her live a normal(what you call normal being a celebrity child) life, I think is not his thing.
I think Jake loves kids too much to abuse them in such a way.
This Baby doesn't exist. If ever he'll decide to have a baby, he'll find himself an appropriate babymama, like many closeted celebs do (if he is closeted).
Ricky Martin is still in the closet and now he has twins! Wow!
"Ricky Martin is still in the closet and now he has twins! Wow!"
Everybody knows he has twins!
He's not hiding them.
How can you constantly hide a child? It's just not possible. Does Maggie visit the kid, Naomi?
I can't believe anyone would believe this Baby Tile nonsense.
"In Touch Weekly is reporting that casting directors are considering Ryan's gal Abbie Cornish for a role alongside Reese's man Jake Gyllenhaal in a new sci-fi flick. Cornish had been accused of breaking up the marriage between the "Cruel Intentions" co-stars. Well, that's awkward, isn't it?
The story sounded fishy, so "Extra" got hold of Aussie stunner Cornish's reps, who told us there's "absolutely no truth to this whatsoever."
http://extratv.warnerbros.com/2008/08/gyllenhaal_casting_drama_with.php
How can you constantly hide a child?
You don't hide the child, you hide it's your child. I know, not much better.
You don't hide the child, you hide it's your child. I know, not much better.
Though I don't know Jake personally, I really don't think he'd do that. No way.
Ricky Martin was in a "glass" closet and he wasn't bearding, I'm using 'was' instead of 'is' because IMO this was his coming out. It's a very different situation than Jake's.
Over the years, Martin has refused to confirm or deny rumors that he's gay.
"I think that sexuality is something that each individual should deal with in their own way," he told Barbara Walters in 2005. "And that's all I have to say about that."
source
I can't believe anyone would believe this Baby Tile nonsense.
Whatever UV. Do you see anybody here saying they believe it? We're just having a conversation.
"You don't hide the child, you hide it's your child."
Or it could be GG's child.
I'm using 'was' instead of 'is' because IMO this was his coming out.
I don't agree, for coming out it's necessary to say "I'm gay". Something I wish Jodie Foster would do too.
I would be happy to see them with their SO's. You know, the way things used to be before the 1950's (40's?) took over again.
True, it is depressing.
Gossip Girl Stars Reenact Sweepingly Gay Period Drama
When we first saw the photos of Gossip Girl stars Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick lounging on the grass between takes—as louche and laissez-faire as two successful young men in the primes of their lives can be—something about the photos struck as familiar. But we weren't quite sure what it was until today, when a helpful tipster pointed us in the right direction. It's straight out of Brideshead: Revisited!
Specifically a scene from the Jeremy Irons miniseries based on the Evelyn Waugh novel about class and religion and forbidden desire. Chace is the timid but fascinated Charles Ryder, Ed is the aristocratic seen-it-all-except-it Sebastian Flyte. Hopefully no Julia or Lady Marchmain will come between them this time.
Gawker
Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick seem so relaxed with each other. IDK if there is something between them, but they don't come off as awkward.
Heath and Jake often seemed very awkward with each other, it bothered me.
looked likke Jake was good with it and Heath was not. I think Jake wanted to kiss Heath at the awards but Heath said no.
I think Jake wanted to kiss Heath at the awards but Heath said no.
Maybe Jake got his kiss after the awards. ;) Just kidding, but who really knows...
Ed Westwick is wearing bright red pants and bright green socks. What kind of costume is that? lol
So someone in Jake circle talks to Ted? Jake seems to be on Ted S_ _ _ list. This has to be personal. Hollywood is full of closeted actors. I hope the rumors of Jake hiding his child is untrue.
looked likke Jake was good with it and Heath was not.
I think Heath was super aware of Jake eyefucking everywhere they went therefore his awkwardness, kudos to whomever came up with this term BTW, well put. Jake was too busy staring at him to realize just how obvious he was.
Chace and Ed is no Jake and Heath and GG is no BBM. The pressure was much, much bigger for H&J and Heath was not at all comfortable with all the media attention they got.
how obvious he was.
you mean he and li'l Jake :)
I think Heath was super aware of Jake eyefucking everywhere they went therefore his awkwardness.
LOL. Agreed, this could have been the reason they sometimes appeared to be awkward. Also, like you said, Heath wasn't comfortable with media attention, this could have added to the awkwardness too.
They still seemed good friends. :)
Yes, bless his heart.
you mean he and li'l Jake :)
Little Jake was very obvious too. ;)
I hope the rumors of Jake hiding his child is untrue.
Sorry M, but as you can clearly tell from reading this thread we are all certain it is true.
Actually I think it'd be pretty cool if he had a child. What's not cool is the pretending.
I still can't figure out if Jake is gay or bi. But my intuition tells me that he and Austin might have been an item. No, it has nothting to do with Ted's columns. I don't believe much of what he says. I just rely on my intuition on this. And I think he was very in love with Heath.
eyefucking and ledgerection... awesome! shouldn't they be in a Brokeback Mountain dictionary / encyclopedia ?
7:50, ITA. I think Jake is Bi. Looking at pics of him and Kirsten, I think he really loved her and they went at it like bunnies. I also think Jake was definitely eye-fucking Heath and would have had him given the opportunity. Jake and Austin I also think were a couple at one point. But with Reese there's definitely nothing there. They always look awkward together and their body language used say friends, now their body language doesn't even say that.
8:04 PM # 2, IA.
Upon studying pictures and interviews for two years without coming up from air I conclude that Jake is l000 percent gay. Kirstin was a playfellow.
Reese ruse totally convinces.
Bless all you Toothy and Baby Tile believers. But you're going in the wrong direction. The baby was speculation that grew out of the fact that TT was, in Ted speak, "domesticating" with his boyfriend. The BF was settling down in a homestead, where he would keep the fires burning for his lover. Surprising to some that BF is willing to accept a life like this, but he is a down-to-earth, undemanding boy. It's no worse than being the mistress of a married man who visits you every few months. That's where the talk came from that they were planning a baby for BF to bring up. Hasn't happened yet.
Ted is pissed at Jake, remember that recent post about TT supposedly flaunting the fact Ted will never reveal who TT is? And maybe Ted thinks it is pretty low to have your pr push the "Jake with his family" angle with Reeke when he's hiding his own family. If that's what Jake is doing, I think he deserves everything he gets from Ted, including being outed.
Get with the times Trolly. We're talking about Ted's recent letters in which he explicitly states Baby Tile exists. You can believe him or not, but your reference back to old information is pointless.
(Get with the times Trolly. We're talking about Ted's recent letters in which he explicitly states Baby Tile exists. You can believe him or not, but your reference back to old information is pointless.)
I'm not Trolly and just intering this conversation, but if you believe baby tile exist, I would like to ask you what time do you expect Santa to come down your chimney while the raindeer wait for him on the roof. Surely you blindly wait for him.
Again If you believe this, some of you seriously need to "QUIT" Jake G. And Austin N.. Jake may be bisexual and maybe mostly into men. And I believe this. But there is NO way a person with a consious and love of children (as I believe Jake is) do something like this. And no matter how much a a PR whore you may call R/J, it would be a total end to both of their careers if something (scandal) like this got out. And don't think for once that Reese and her people would not Know of this and trudge head on into such a stupid fiasco. also, I think some, including myself misinterpret (some) of Ted's Bi's. And I don't put all trust in what he says anyway besides Jake being bi/gay!
10:32, Ted never states explicitly that Baby Tile exists.
All Ted said is that TT and boyfriend were talking about procreating. After that he once joked that Baby Tile was in the frying pan (i.e. not yet a bun in the oven).
If you are getting some secret communication from Ted, why don't you share it with us here.
Jake said...
Would it be safe? We would melt the polar ice caps!
Jake. We used to melt (fake) polar ice caps together.
I used to be your one and only hot stud leading friend.
What happened? You don't even call me anymore... What about our (fictional) baby?!
Jake,
I'll melt your polar icecaps baby!, you little hot Morroccan prince.
Have your people call my people. We'll do munch, and din din and breakfst and... Call me .
P.S. I'll let you feel my little golden Oscar...
G. Clooney
George, if you let me hold your Oscar, I'll let you spank my monkey.
11:59 PM, IMO Ted is explicit about the existence of baby Tile in his latest replies.
August 14, 2008
Dear Ted:
What describes Toothy Tiles's situation better: "Single Tile," "Mr. and Mr. Tile" or "Family Tile"? Please, could you include clues and hints more often about him? What happened to that great idea to dedicate one day a month to only Toothy questions?
Ashley
London
Dear Multiple Choice:
Family Tile. Don’t remember committing to one day a month trying to ferret out T.T.’s identity. Still, don’t think that’s enough for my taste.
August 20, 2008
Dear Ted:
Is Baby Tile Sunday Rose Kidman Urban?
—Reggie
Dear Det. Diapers:
Nope, but great guess, babe. Just not with Keith, as he's, um, greased in every heterosexual sense of the word.
George, if you let me hold your Oscar, I'll let you spank my monkey.
In the name of research, I would like to take off my shirt and watch.
4:04 AM, I think "Family Tile" is a reference to Toothy's current status: hooked up with Reese and kids, i.e., a convenient little PR family.
"Just not with Keith" means TT isn't having any babies with Keith, who is being greased (paid in various ways) to play his part. It's not an affirmation that a Title baby has been born.
Ted's whole gig is based on being a big ol' cocktease and he's dangling baby Tile because Toothy has been, er, quiet of late. That doesn't mean there aren't real rumors about the BF's baby desires.
Maybe someone should ask Ted if the BF is busy raising hell, Arizona or chickens.
If Baby Tile exists (I really doubt it) why aren't there more rumors, how come just Ted C. is in the know?
This sounds like the Stamp-Out-Baby-Tile-Rumors Patrol. Don't you have other fish to fry, such as promoting Reeke? I think the idea of there being a Baby Tile is wonderful, but if Jake's out promoting "family" with Reese's kids with a baby of his own elsewhere, that's pretty bad. There's just something not quite right about Reeke, I can't put my finger on what it is, but there is something phoney about it. I'm still curious as to why the major clamp-down on the marriage rumors, and yet the first pics we see of Prince of Persia are Reeke. This thing has moved along along pretty fast - what if Reese had had it with Ryan and she is the one who was cheating with Jake? It's all very nebulous as to when they first got together, they were overly secretive about it IMO, and now ready for a marriage of their own. All in a year or less, a couple with nothing in common but the same PR agency? Nothing would surprise me about HW, and I wonder if their agents have advised them to keep things on the down-low because the relationship (if it is real) hasn't been good for their careers, it drains the sexuality out of him and makes him dull & boring, and perhaps it is good for Reese's image, I don't know. I wonder if that's why the in-your-face hand-holding and the pushing the relationship down people's throats.
I think we can believe Ted or not, but IMO he is saying that Baby Tile exists and Family Tile is with Gray Goose and not with the beard and her kids. Ted mentioned many times clear references that points to Toothy domesticated and reproducing with his boyfriend and even clarified that he didn’t mean with Reese in one of his Jake items. I don’t see any reference to Toothy domesticating with the beard and her kids anywhere, only that they are just friends.
IMO Ted means Family Tile is Toothy, Gray Goose and baby Tile.
from the Toothy Tile archive (thanks Jackie!)
July 17 2007
Dear Ted:
What happened to baby Tile? Did Toothy and b-f Tile have the kid or did they give up on the idea of becoming dads? Are they still together and superdomesticated? I love your column and read it every day!
Ashley
London
Dear Family Matters:
Give the nonnuclear fam time , doll-babe.
August 3 2007
...So far, no go, as T.T. prefers to lie low and protect his private life with an increasingly domesticated home front, i.e., procreating with the b-f and all that reproductive jazz.
Jeez, and I thought it was a little much when Jon and I got Margo. I mean, Toothy’s, like, headed down total Beaver Cleaver Lane! (Only in some fashions, mind you.)
January 18, 2008
Maybe Jakey’s been teaching our sexy surfer stud about the joys of domesticity...He himself has been spending an awful lotta time getting all cozy and family oriented—and we don't mean Reese, trust.
June 20 2008
Ever since ol’ Tooth re-recommitted to Gray Goose and they got all hideously domesticated , our double-T seems to have lost his devotion to doing it in every open space he can manage.
The whole thing is nauseating, the fauxmance. What got me thinking was the comment Abby had made about people condemning her when they didn't know the truth, and Ryan feeling sick about it. In my experience, feeling sick happens when you've found out your partner has been having an affair on you. Plus, Abby and Ryan have been handling things with a lot more dignity and class, not using the kids and paparazzi for their own gain, and being low key about their relationship. Either Reeke is a fauxmance entirely, or there's more than meets the eye as to who cheated on whom imo.
I think Jake is Bi. Looking at pics of him and Kirsten, I think he really loved her and they went at it like bunnies. I also think Jake was definitely eye-fucking Heath and would have had him given the opportunity. Jake and Austin I also think were a couple at one point. But with Reese there's definitely nothing there. They always look awkward together and their body language used say friends, now their body language doesn't even say that.
Agreed, except for the Reese part. I think they had something going, but it seems to me it cooled off judging by the pictures I've seen lately. This won't last very long.
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