August 20, 2008
Dear Ted:
Has Crotch Uh-Lastic ever invited Toothy Tile to swim in his pool? Have you ever used two different monikers for the same person?
—Peter, New York City
Dear Peter Patrol:
I believe no, and certainly not. That would be like double skinny-dipping!
Dear Ted:
Is Baby Tile Sunday Rose Kidman Urban?
—Reggie
Dear Det. Diapers:
Nope, but great guess, babe. Just not with Keith, as he's, um, greased in every heterosexual sense of the word.
Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth
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August 22, 2008
Dear Ted:
What do you think of Jake G's new princely body? Hottie or nottie? I'd have liked it if only he had chosen to reveal it in the context of the movie and without doing a staged photo op with Reese in the middle of the desert. Everything they do together is too calculated and publicity conscious for my taste.
—Pete
Dear Go Jake or Go Home:
Jakey-Poo's ripped bod might be the only way to get us to one of his flicks. Rendition anyone?
Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth
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August 26, 2008
Dear Ted:
Please don't be like Toothy himself when asked a tough question. Just give a simple answer. A yes or no will do. No beating around the bush or skirting the issue. Is there a Baby Tile?
—Tom, Mt. Laurel
Dear Gay Shooter:
Yes.
Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth
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I have a nice cool Italian villa babe, just the oasis you need from that hot Morrocan sun. Just follow the yellow brick road baby... I'm sure the monkey's swingin babe,but seriously my little Persian delight, I dropped my Oscar last night so I'm seriously in need of another head. I'm up Shit Creek without a paddle if you know what I mean? may need a hot glue gun for that tight fit.... ....but no worries J baby, I'm definitly down with OPP,( other people's property) we'll fix the head together when you get here kapish? .. Come soon.
Oh yeah, P.S. Love the hair. Sincerly yours,
Georgy C.
Georgy Porgy pudding and pie,
Kissed the boys and made them cry
When the other boys came out to play,
Georgy Porgy ran away.
You can't fool me, Georgy. I'd go all the fucking way out to your fucking villa and you'd say, gotta go, have a gal to see. I'd be such a chump to let you torture me like that.
Oh. Wait...
Oh yeah, P.S. Love the hair.
Hair hair or some other hair?
Oh. Wait...
LOL
Jake, carino, we are pumped up and ready to play.
I've had Reeke shoved down my throat for so long I'd forgotten what two het people who are actually having sex look like.
ryan and rachel
^^^ A heterosexual actor - wow!
Posted on OMG
Us Weekly - From boyish to beefed up!
Jake, Zac and John Mayer:
ONTD
Shit, Grinch stole Jake's navel hair!
Jake Gyllenhaal Steroid Injections?
NY Daily News - Wendy Williams thinks Jake Gyllenhaal is on steroids for his buff “Prince of Persia” role. “Wasn’t he spotted coming out of a doctor’s office recently?” she writes in her Life & Style column. “It looks like he took a shortcut.” And that wasn’t even on the list of things she said about Omarosa.
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About Jake, I think its so obvious, it doesn’t even need to be questioned.
http://www.coolwebgossip.com/?p=3609
Is Ryan Gosling Crotch Uh-Lastic? He got back together with his ex and is making sure he is seen making out with her.
Dear Ted:
Crotch Uh-Lastic from One Draw-Strung-Out Blind Vice has to be Ryan Gosling. Rachel McAdams is all of a sudden around again; he's brooding and a little crusty. He's up and coming—sounds like Mr. Gosling to me!
—HTC
Dear Det. Crust:
Excellent guess there, babes, just not the right comer. Precise on everything else, though, right down to the doable dimples.
Those photos of Ryan and Rachel are as staged as any Reeke has done. Everyone in hollywood engages in phoneyness, unfortunately.
Tell us more 9:25 AM.
lol i have nothing to tell, sorry. It's just my opinion. The photos look very set up to me, is all.
Matthew Mitchum, the out and proud Aussie diver just won gold in Beijing! Congrats to him!!
Great news, congratulations Matthew !
Congrats Matt. That is awesome. "Clothes are for the Closet"
It'll be interesting to see how the media deal with Matthew being openly gay, and being the lone sport hero who broke the Chinese impressive strings of 7 diving gold. Will they gloss over it? Will they start painting diving as a quasi-gay sport like ice-skating?
May 24, 2008
Out, proud and ready to go for gold
This medal favourite is taking a historic and courageous step: he's the first Australian to go to the Olympics declaring his homosexuality, writes Jessica Halloran.
MATTHEW MITCHAM is brave enough to dive from a 10-metre platform for Olympic gold and courageous enough to do what no Australian athlete has done. When Mitcham balances on the Beijing diving tower this August, like all Australian Olympians, he will be hoping the ones he loves will be there to watch him.
The gold medal hopeful's journey has not been easy. Those close to him have seen Mitcham, 20, battle depression, retire in his teenage years after physical and emotional burn-out, then nine months later resume his sport and build himself into the champion he is today. One person who has been by his side for the entire tumultuous journey is his partner, Lachlan.
Months out from the Games, Mitcham has taken the courageous step of revealing his sexuality to the media for the first time, in an exclusive interview with the Herald. He has also applied for a grant through a Johnson & Johnson Athlete Family Support Program to have Lachlan near him in Beijing. "We can't afford for Lachlan to go at the moment," Mitcham said. "But Johnson & Johnson offer grants to go to Beijing and I've nominated Lachlan as the support person I want to go."
It's not only Lachlan who has helped Mitcham to Beijing. His coach, Chava Sobrino, had faith in him when no one else did and resurrected his career. Former athlete Sarina Bratton cares for him like a son and fellow diver Alex Croak is a constant sounding board and his best friend. "That little support network has made my dream possible," Mitcham said. "It would have been impossible and I probably wouldn't have made it without their help."
Those who adore him could be watching Mitcham win gold after his performance just over a week ago in Fort Lauderdale. Mitcham stood 10 metres high with the fierce wind whistling in his ears and battling trying conditions. "When I was whizzing around, the sky is the same colour as the water. I was freaking out. It was the first time I had dived outside since I left the sport."
His performance was astonishing. Mitcham beat two top Chinese divers who will challenge him for gold. When he saw his four perfect 10s he whooped and leaped on the pool deck. Finally, the man who had battled anxiety and depression as a teenager, taking medication and seeing psychologists, had arrived on the world stage. And it proved the time he spent away from the sport last year had been worth it. Mitcham's premature retirement had been a chaotic and unusual time when he "partied" and lived without regimen.
"I was a free spirit," he said. "It was a break for me to explore myself and get familiar with who I really was and to be happy with who I really was. Just being a happier person really radiates into other areas of your life." To make money, among other things, he plunged from a tower 14 metres high into a pool of water for crowds at the Royal Easter Show in Sydney last year. It was a blessing in disguise.
"At the same time I was applying for the NSW Institute of Sport to try and get into the diving squad. It was a good warm-up. I was doing similar dives and getting my head around all of the movements again. It was a pretty smooth lead into intense training again."
Mitcham thinks he would not be going to the Olympics if not for the hardship he endured. "I probably wouldn't have as much of a fighting spirit," he said.
"The more you have experienced, the more you have to draw off. I look at the last 20 years as a long, winding path of lessons and some hardship. I hope the rest of my life isn't straight because that could be boring. "I hope it continues to wind, but maybe not so tumultuous. I hope I do have a long and winding path and more lessons to learn. I look forward to that."
Out, proud and ready to go for gold
Matthew is only 20.
Aussie diver prevents Chinese from golden sweep
By BETH HARRIS, AP Sports Writer
16 minutes ago
Buzz Up Print
BEIJING (AP)—Matthew Mitcham of Australia, earning four perfect 10s on his last dive, won the men’s 10-meter platform in an upset Saturday night that prevented China from sweeping the eight Olympic diving gold medals.
Mitcham totaled 537.95 points in the six-dive final, edging Zhou Luxin of China by 4.80 points, and sending the platform title Down Under for the first time. He’s the first Aussie man since 1924 to win a diving gold, and just the third Aussie ever.
Zhou, who had a crooked entry on his last dive, took the silver with 533.15 points. Gleb Galperin of Russia earned the bronze with 525.80.
Zhou’s teammate, Huo Liang, finished fourth.
American David Boudia was 10th and teammate Thomas Finchum 12th, the second consecutive Olympic medals shutout in diving for the United States.
The Chinese went 7-for-8 at the Water Cube, claiming 11 of the 24 medals awarded in the sport that has produced the host nation’s most Olympic medals.
Zhou led through the first five rounds, earning three 10s on his next-to-last dive. But the 20-year-old from Beijing entered the water crookedly on his final dive, scoring 74.80 points and leaving an opening for Mitcham, who followed him on the tower.
The Aussie hit the toughest dive anyone did all night—a backward 21/2 somersault with 21/2 twists—for 112.10 points, including four 10s.
Mitcham got out of the water and dropped to his knees, holding his face in his hands. Teammate Mathew Helm rushed up to hug him. A small group of yellow wig-wearing Aussie fans exploded in cheers, and Chinese volunteers had to tell them to sit down for the last diver.
That was Huo, who also did the tough dive with a 3.8 degree of difficulty, but scored 85.50 points. Zhou went with a conservative list through the preliminaries, semifinals and final, never attempting the back 21/2 somersault with 21/2 twists that Galperin and Boudia also performed.
August 23, 2008 10:29 AM
2008-08-06
In Beijing Olympics, only 10 openly gay athletes
Number of gay and lesbian athletes at the 2008 Games is on par with 2004 but includes only one man. In addition, there is one bisexual softball player.
Of the 10,708 athletes who will march into Beijing’s Bird’s Nest Olympic stadium on Friday, Outsports is aware of only 10 who are publicly gay, on par with the 2004 Games. There is also a bisexual American softball player.
Of the 10 publicly gay Olympians this year, only one is a man: Matthew Mitcham (Australia, diving). The out lesbians are: Judith Arndt (Germany, cycling), Imke Duplitzer (Germany, fencing), Gro Hammerseng and Katja Nyberg (Norway, handball and a lesbian couple), Natasha Kai (U.S., soccer), Lauren Lappin (U.S., softball); Victoria "Vickan" Svensson (Sweden, soccer); Rennae Stubbs (Australia, tennis) and Linda Bresonik (Germany, soccer).
http://www.outsports.com/os/index.php/Olympics/2008/In-Beijing-Olympics-only-5-openly-gay-athletes.html
Jake Gyllenhaal Steroid Injections?
... About Jake, I think its so obvious, it doesn’t even need to be questioned.
Sad but probably true.
Mitcham got out of the water and dropped to his knees, holding his face in his hands. Teammate Mathew Helm rushed up to hug him.
I hope Matt's boyfriend is with him in Beijing.
9:25 AM, staged, smaged. it's all hollywood. point is, there is a difference between the way rachel&ryan gosling are getting it on with each other and the way reese&jake (supposedly) are. r&r pda with heat. reese and jake always look like they are about to hurl.
Rachel McAdams is rumored to be gay, seen in lesbian bars in Toronto after her split with Ryan.
Supposedly bearding for each other (gay rumors with ryan too).
The pics are staged, McAdams has a movie out and has Oscar buzz, time to call pal Ryan for a favor.
(gay rumors with ryan too)
Link please.
The rumors were on the DL along with McAdams, go search yourself.
I hope Matt's boyfriend is with him in Beijing.
Yes, he's there:
"And now that he’s won his ticket to China, he’ll be cheered poolside by Lachlan, courtesy of a $5,000 travel grant from Johnson & Johnson’s Athlete Family Support Program (no, there wasn’t an outcry, as you might expect in the States). His mom may be there too, thanks to some Sydney gay men and lesbians who offered to cover her expenses. “I’m very proud to be part of the gay community,” he [Matthew Mitcham] says."
DL gossip:
"If ya'll go back to the old days of DL (when it still skewed toward gay love as oppose to hetero) there was a lot of evidence pointing to McAdams walking on the sapphic side. Gosling himself was also seen frequently in the company of the good-looking boyfriend of McAdam's sister, who became his music partner. Lots of rumors sprouted up that the two cute guys were lovers."
11am, are you misunderstanding my point on purpose? (And why be rude to 11:22am?) Don't you know that almost all photos of a celebrity are staged? That's hardly news. Of course the photos were staged in some way. I was trying to suggest that Reeke could take a lesson from McGosling on how to present themselves with gusto. Reeke's fakery needs a shot of spittle or something.
Personally, I don't care if Gosling is gay, straight or into donkeys. He puts some oomph into it with McAdams, and that's fresh.
Why are some here so serious? Where's the fun? We need more fun. Can't we just appreciate a great performance sometimes?
Oh nevermind.
Can't we just appreciate a great performance sometimes?
LOL
You are bad :)
We need more fun.
More fun and more poetry!
Good Morning, Here Is Lovely Poetry
Good morning friends! I am still in bed (don't get sexy thoughts—at the moment I look like Joe Pesci's mom if she'd just fallen down the stairs) and am exhausted from my astute late night political coverage. Anyway this is all to say that I'm tired and mayyyyyyybe a bit hungover, so let's start off with a softball. You know Gossip Girl? Sure you do! You know one of its stars, the catfish looking Ed Westwick? Of course. Well other than being a sort of walking parody of a brooding English actor, he writes poetry! Westwick’s untitled poem:
Tell me what can you want?
You’ve got it all.
Things are real in a handshake.
Rest my bones these days in a different way.
Cherish the change; it may not stay.
I remember your dress,
Like dreams when you wake with a sudden start.
You’re beside me in the dark,
Wrapped in my arms.
Love is being entranced in a glance,
To muster up courage when you’re flustered,
To stumble on the words you prepare.
Don’t worry about the money that went down the drain
Because the best things in life are free.
Gawker
The right to love is timeless.
The Closet
Thank you to whoever posted The Closet. Beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye. Also reminded me of the time Jake and Austin were seen in NY hands and bodies brushing into each other as they walked. Lovely.
Made me cry, too. all those "feeling places" in life the heart does not recognize because of stupid prohibitions.
Wonderful short movie. I didn't need a cry but I don't mind.
Of the 10,708 athletes ... Outsports is aware of only 10 who are publicly gay... Of the 10 publicly gay Olympians this year, only one is a man: Matthew Mitcham (Australia, diving).
Worse than Hollywood!
Jake,
Listen up my little studmuffin, the gals are pals, they just can't resist a man in Armani but frankly you cut me to the quick doubting my sincerity.. but I love it when you play hard to get. Makes the gettin got so much nicer. You just get your sexy little booty to the airport and I'll send my car. We'll sip vino from a glass slipper and you can be my puddin and I'll be your pie babe.
By the way, I have a little room in my wine cellar where I keep my private stock. We'll see who has the biggest muscles. It's a party babe, don't miss it.
P.S. Your hairy chest does it for me, but the hair on your head can tickle my Elmo anyday. *wink*.
^^^ LOL
Clooney, shut the fuck up! Go get a manicure or something!
Danny, did you see my passport?
Ey DeVito,
My nails are fine pal, not my fault you coud'nt get the job done ya little hairless Penguin!!!!! (that's no way to wear a tux btw) Go play SHORTSTOP for the Yankees. Jake needs a man who stands above the crowd babe. I hear you were in Morocco trying to bag him. I've been in contact baldy, your toes did'nt reach the footboard, no dice!!!
Clooney you are a sanctimonious dick!
And hands off Obama, you pervert!
^^ you people are too much.
Now now no need to fight boys there's enough of my sexy self to go around for everybody. Just have a little patience my darlings and you'll all get your turn, I promise. *wink*
Clooney, you Obama ass-kissing elitist jerk! Take that back or I'll wash your mouth out with cheap soap!
Ent Lawyer
A lister? Yeah, he really is. I mean he is a franchise and an action star. Action star A listers are kind of like women who do horror film A listers. They meet the technical definition, but it can be a stretch. Anyway, everyone knows this guy and loves him. What they probably don't know is that on his most recent press trip, he spent more time hitting on guys than doing press.
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2008/08/four-for-friday_22.html
Obama, now there's a man with style. Gives a whole ne meaning to the words "secret service" , but he's kinda busy at the moment. Disney? oh yeah there's a story about Mickey and Peter Pan I'd like to share with ya, but Jake and I are both busy men. We both know the value of a free moments and breaks in filming in Tinsletown. You see , I have this idea for a film that Jake would be perfect for far from the world of Tinkerbelle and Old Yeller, but it does involve a dog and a wand. Someday, my prince will come...
Aug 12th, 2008
George Clooney Denies Advising Obama
George Clooney this afternoon just responded to published reports that he is phoning and texting Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama on everything from the Middle East to body language. FOXNews.com today posted an account by the London Daily Mail claiming Clooney and Obama regularly chat by email and text message, speak by phone at least twice a week, and have "struck up this amazing affinity". The paper also claimed the actor is informally advising the candidate on Middle East issues, including advocating unconditional withdrawal from Iraq should Obama win office. In recent days, Republican presidential candidate has been trying to use Obama's "celebrity" status against him in a series of TV ads aimed at getting the most media exposure possible. And they have.
But Clooney just issued this statement through his publicist denying all the claims: "I have never texted or emailed Senator Obama. And I'll offer a million dollars to anyone who could prove otherwise. In fact, I've only talked to the Senator once in the last year and a half....on the phone. I've spent more time with Senator McCain (he did my TV show) then I have with Senator Obama. I would hope that my friend John McCain would join me in condemning this kind of politics. Although I support Senator Obama, I would never be dumb enough to offer policy advice to either candidate. They seem to be doing fine without me."
The two photos of Clooney and Obama (shown above) were taken on April 27, 2006, as they arrived for a National Press Club program and prss conference in Washington DC to discuss the situation in Darfur.
Nikki Finke
I know there are those out there who don't take celebrities seriously when it comes to politics, but there are those like Clooney and a few others who really would like to make a difference. and not for selfish personal gain. Some do quietly behind the scenes and should be admired for that. Obama Will be the next president of the United States, I have no doubt about it.
Very interesting interview I just read with Heath from shortly before he died. He basically said that he found it so disappointing that during filming you get so close to your colleagues and even form friendships and after filming is over everyone goes their seperate ways, some even without saying goodbye. He said it was crazy.
He really seemed to be a very sensitive guy. I think he tried to keep friendships even after filming was over, because he got so close to the people. I think I know why he made Jake Godfather, I think he wanted him in his life. It shows me he liked him very much.
I just wanted to share this tidbit I read. Thought it was interesting.
Do you have a link, 7:53?
No, I read it in a movie magazine named "Skip", it's in German. It's the August 2008 issue.
Lindsay Lohan Slammed For Being A 'Fake Lesbian'
By 'gay experts'...
Lindsay Lohan has been labelled a fraud by lesbian activists over her unconfirmed relationship with Samantha Ronson. The actress has angered members of a gay organisation by hinting at a sapphic romance with her DJ pal but not officially ‘coming out.’
"Celebrities like Lindsay Lohan are merely 'Gay for Play' and are attempting to cash in on the faddish appeal of lesbianism without any commitment to our cause," says Karen Whittaker of The Centre for Sapphic Studies. "They never seem to move past the hand holding and eye gazing phase of the relationship," adds Alice Hensley.
"There's no sense these two are actually in a commited relationship. If Lindsay would come out and say she's gay and in a commited relationship with Ronson, then maybe she could use her media clout for good for the first time in her life."
The irate group reckons that the Mean Girls actress is giving a bad name to all lesbians fighting for equal pay and rights. "It's the year of 'I Kissed a Girl' for Lohan and lots of other chicks out there. When Ronson dumps her she'll just pick up the pieces and date a man," says Whittaker.
http://www.entertainmentwise.com/article.asp?id=44442&page=1
^Maybe this is the new paradigm for our times. Fluid sexuality. Superfluid. Wet.
I just wish eyefucking would be taken more seriously.
You're stabbing me with your big cow eyes, George.
COW eyes?!? LOL
Fluid sexuality, my ass! Rock hard is the only way to do it right.
C-c-c-cow eyes
Wanderin' cow eyes
You're the only g-g-g-gaze that I adore
When the m-m-moon shines
Over the COWshed
I'll be waitin' at the ow-wow-wow-outhouse door -
C-c-c-Clooney
You are so
You're the only g-g-g-guy that I abhor
When the m-m-moon shines
Over the COWSHED
I'll
O Danny boy O Danny boy I love you so
The New Mexican
Maggie Gyllenhaal, indie fave and current Dark Knight star, was out and about Thursday with her daughter, the almost-2-year-old Ramona. Gyllenhaal and her tot were spotted at the Santa Fe Children's Museum, enjoying a bit of face-painting. Peter Sarsgaard, Maggie's significant other and Ramona's daddy, was with them, according to our tipster. She is currently filming Crazy Heart, which also stars Jeff Bridges. It's a story about a journalist (Gyllenhaal) who helps a down-and-out country star (that would be Bridges) grab his career back.
u u u
Another star of the movie, Robert Duvall, was out enjoying lunch at Tomasita's last Monday. He reportedly had the chicken tostada salad and a diet Coke. He also was seen at a certain resort bar out in Tesuque. Duvall's acting career is unparalleled, ranging from Boo Radley in To Kill a Mockingbird to Lt. Col. Kilgore in Apocalypse Now and his quintessential Westerner, Gus McCrae in Lonesome Dove. While in town filming, we wouldn't be surprised if Duvall spends some time with Santa Fe resident, buddy and fellow actor Gene Hackman, a friend since struggling actor days in New York.
http://www.santafenewmexican.com/Leisure/el-mitote-8-24-08
O Danny boy O Danny boy I love you so
Me too! Me too!
jake the masochist, I ♥ you!
Join the queue, missy!
August 20, 2008
Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Jonathan Knight, 39, from the New Kids On The Block is gay and very open about it. Jordan's brother might soon be coming out of the closet officially, insiders tell us.
"Jonathan has a [non-famous] boyfriend and they're very happy," a source reveals. "They're not trying to hide it." Congrats on finding happiness! And, if he does come out publicly, then even more kudos.
The New Kids fans will still love ya anyways!
I wonder why you never see Maggie hanging out with Reese? She is supposed to really really like her.
That's just tabloid crap.
I never saw any pics of Maggie hanging out with Kiki either even though she hooked Jake and Kiki up. When Jake and Kiki got back togehter, supposedly Maggie had a fit,and now hated Kiki, it was rumored that it was Kiki's drug use which made Maggie dislike her, didn't want her brother to be associated with a junkie or become one himself.
It's curious with the almost 3 year relationship, part of it included Jake and kiki living together that there are very few pics of Jake and his family and Kiki.
None that i know of Jake and Kiki's family except with her brother a few times, I know Kiki's parents are divorced, but none with the mother.
A few pics with Kiki and his Mom but others are with them, check out IHJ.
Why should Lohan have to announce she's in a lesbian relationship? Nobody announces they're straight (unless denying gay rumors). I think it's enough that she's being open about the relationship.
When was the last time we saw Maggie with any family members? I think there were a few pics early thiis year in Paris with her Mom and Ramona, the father seems to have dissapeared.
There isn't a lot of paparazzi pictures of Maggie.
It's curious with the almost 3 year relationship, part of it included Jake and kiki living together that there are very few pics of Jake and his family and Kiki.
Not so curious if they used paparazzi / did a lot of photo ops.
Nobody announces they're straight (unless denying gay rumors).
No need for that, it's presumed that everybody is straight.
I think it's enough that she's being open about the relationship.
Did Lindsay talk about her previous relationships? If she did then if would be nice to acknowledge her relationship with Sam too.
There is only one set of pics of Jake, kiki and his Mom with others in '04 and none of Maggie and Kiki, just pointing out that some wondered why no pics of Reese and Maggie, Kiki and Maggie were supposed friends as well as co-stars, Mona Lisa Smiles.
Doesn't change the fact that "Maggie really liking Reese" is pure tabloid bullshit - just like "they are so in love".
George, could you please give some tips to Orlando on how to look manly on the motorcycle?
Someone needs to have words with Kirsten Dunst because whenever she gets into the whole, look like crap, don't need a shower thing, rehab is like a phone call away.
Yes, that's Orlando Bloom. Yes, Miranda Kerr was with him. No, Greasy didn't join them for a 3some.
Ent Lawyer
Maggie never liked Kiki, that was tabloid bs as well since none has ever saw any evidence of that while he was with her.I also disn't buy the whole Maggie hooked up Jake and Kiki bit, the drug rumors surrounding Kiki are not new and I heard about them while she was making Spiderman 1, that was before Mona Lisa Smiles in early '02 when they supposedly hooked up. I can't imagine that maggie would play matchmaker with her brother and a junkie.
Methinks that Jake had his sights on Kiki and showed up on the set to visit on Mona Lisa Smile, he knew she was in between BF's and what better way to get your name out there after DD then to hook up with Spiderman's on screen GF, a role that he wanted and that Kiki campaigned for on behalf of Jake (Spiderman2).
Along comes Rendition and Reese,do the math.
Jakeypoo,
I know you've probably heard the rumors that so-called ho-taming little penguin pecker DeVito, in cahoots with some of the nubian actors there on set have been spreading vicious about me and M. Damon. I'd bet my olive groves on it!..It's not true, I swear on the wings of my private jet they're not baby. The fact is, he'd say anything to have you.
I mean even the fact that B. Pitt (just a friend at this point, mind you) showed up, beating my door down late last night , plastered and groveling at my feet to take him back could not sway me to give up my chance with you. That little tree stump DeVito is totally relentless in his pursuits so I feel the need to set the record straight personally with you babe.
BTW, Lance called last evening ( after I finally got Brad calmed and bedded down (in the guest bedroom,...I swear on my best Armani) and told me to tell you that he is returning some items you left at his villa a few years back, including that pair of speedos with the hearts on em.
Normally of course , this should upset me but I won't bother with pretense. I know now that there's nothing left of that little fling with that ass hound...But..
Jakey, you know I only live to hear your beautiful voice, ( the dulcid tones of an angel) , look into your eyes( a deep blue ocean can't compare,) and gaze upon your hotness ( eyefucking , one of my fav pastimes where your concerned) with these puppy dog ( think beagle hound eyes,I've been told).
Jakey baby, we are *artists,*, we create beauty, destined for greatness like I told you at that awards show a few years back, and Jakey i swear, I never, I repeat never shagged Damon, no matter what that little buzzard beaked DeVito tells you.
Call or text me tonight.
Yours truly, Clooney
Brad Wide Stance Pitt?
George and Brad joke
Something from German tabloids. Supposedly Reese is a control freak and Jake's friends don't like her. Finally they say Jake realized that himself and some say this relationship will break soon.
Clooney Clooney went to town
A ridin' on his pooney
Put a feather up his (nose?)
And call him macarooni
stay outta marakeesh, yankee swine -
Georgie-boy, you have no idea what you're missing!
Sorry your pig died, George.
Ever try calf-roping?
...he is returning some items you left at his villa a few years back, including that pair of speedos with the hearts on em.
THANK GOD! Those are my lucky undies!
*I'm so hot I could turn a straight boy gay*
12:31, Can you send a link to that story? Even though some here don't read/speak German, that would be interesting (FYI, I read some German so maybe I could translate.)
For anyone who can read French, 'roid boy doesn't seem to be meeting with approval from his gallic fans.
not your best look Jake
My school girl french translates the article as being that the Prince of Persia should be an elegant gymnast, not some roided up body builder.
Merde
I understood that!
12:31, Can you send a link to that story? Even though some here don't read/speak German, that would be interesting (FYI, I read some German so maybe I could translate.)
It was in a magazine, not online. I thought it was interesting they'd write something negative, because the US tabloids can't stop praising their relationship or whatever that is.
"'roid boy"
hahaha, I love it.
There are some pics of Kirsten with Jake's family. Here are three, but there are more on Kirsten's fansite.
Kirsten with Naomi
Kirsten with Maggie
Kirsten with Maggie 2
and this one shows how small the world is:
the two beards
(Jake was at that event too)
2:13 PM / 2:15 PM
Jake obviously doesn't like the bitch.
2:13, I don't say I believe the German rags more than the American rags. Both mostly write BS.
IDK if they are dating for real, but I think Jake's a wuss and maybe a bit scared of her.
and this one shows how small the world is:
the two beards
Shit, you should have warned us, Reese's smile is disgusting.
IDK if they are dating for real, but I think Jake's a wuss and maybe a bit scared of her.
Huh, why would Jake be scared of her?
Huh, why would Jake be scared of her?
She seems very dominant. He didn't even decline to do photo ops shortly after you know who died. He went along with it = scared!
Jake is now figuing ou that she is a control freak? He and others knew that before he satrted "dating" her.
You missed the point.
It's all tabloid crap but the point was that they'd write something negative about the "relationship".
2:13 is the original troll, broadwing
Ever heard of on-again off-again, 2:13/2:29? Ted said it.
How pretty does Kiki look next to Reese, wow.
Jake and Kiki only pretended to break up in '04, and Kiki was not a beard, get with the program.
Jake and Kiki only pretended to break up in '04, and Kiki was not a beard, get with the program.
Why did they pretend?
IMO Jake was bearding with Kirsten and he is bearding now with Reese. Same strategy with A-list girlfriends, same kind of photo ops but Kirsten was a better beard because their pics had more chemistry that the Reeke ones.
I don't think Kirsten was a beard. I think Jake's bi and the "ship" with Kirsten was real. The thing with Reese.. I can't put my finger on it.
Maybe Kiki wasn't a beard, but Jake did use her as a beard.
It was reported that they pretended to break up in '04 when they got back together in march of '05, they claimed they never broke up. The reason they pretended was because of the paps they claimed which made no sense since there were tons of pap pics of them together in '05 and they didn't seem to mind, weird. Also in March '05 it was reported that Maggie had a fit when he went back to kiki because maggie now hated her for whatever reason.
Reese has a fake smile. Dunst seems more real and genuine, though I don't agree with her drug/alcohol abuse. If she quit that shit, she'd be ok.
"Maybe Kiki wasn't a beard, but Jake did use her as a beard."
A calculating Jake? Possible.
The pics had more chemistry because Kiki was high most of the time and Jake used to smoke pot a lot around that time, easy to look all lovey dovey for the paps when you are high.
2:37 PM, well maybe she hated her because she didn't want her bro to be with a junkie?
Yes that would be a good reason to hate her and not wanting her brother to get back togehter with her. But if the rumors of them "pretending" to break up are true then Maggie was probably taken aback to find out that they were still seeing each other after publically breaking it off.
From what i hear is that the Gyllenhaals are snobs and at the time were thrilled that Jake was with such a high profile actress like kiki until they heard about her drug problem,the same with his PR which believe it or not were not happy with their reconcilation in '05, they had big plans for him that year with Proof, Jarhead and BBM, the last thing he needed at the time was a junkie GF who was having trouble getting insured for her latest film and her junkie hanger on friends that he was hanging around with too.
Also the stories about Kiki and her hygiene problem are true, most junkies smell and she did/does to high heaven.
From what i hear is that the Gyllenhaals are snobs
I think that's pretty obvious. A friend of mine can't stand Maggie, she gives her snob vibes. LOL.
Jake and Maggie are priviledged kids who's parents got them into the biz. Maggie also graduated from college. It's hard NOT to be a snob in their shoes.
It was reported that they pretended to break up in '04 when they got back together in march of '05, they claimed they never broke up.
One more reason to believe that bearding was at least part of Jake's relationship with Kirsten.
Re:" tips to Orlando on how to look manly on a motorcyle".
Unfortunatly, Orlando, is going thru another one of his *man up" phases right now. So he says. I saw him at a party the other night wearing that same T-shirt. Where he's shopping right now I'll never know. Don't wanna know.It's really anybody's guess. Anyway,he informed me that he had just broken off a relationship with some chick, but I did give him my stylist's card along with a little personal advice. It's called conditioner, get to know it, and stick to the "fellas" pal. There's saftey in numbers. Speaking of numbers, he's a little sweet one, but sorry, can't hold a candle to the "Prince of prettiness."...needless to say I'm truly smitten. For what it's worth,unfortunatly Leo was also there. For the life of me, I just don't understand why he would tell me to fuck off. Told me to" go to hell,"and just walked off. after all I've done for him behind the scenes. He was so nice to me before...very nice to me , but that's ancient history, more like ancient mystery.. Man, I swear Depp's the only one with his head on staight these days. I realize my reputation preceeds me , but this has all the signs of having to do with the vicious rumors being spread about me. DeVito, you might as well back off and bow out you no stroke, little....desperate munchikin, You have neither the horse power, stamina, nor the sword to compete if you know what I mean. find your own mansicle Jake is mine!
Clooney
P.S. That's MR. Clooney to you DeVito. My people have informed me that you , the nubians, and even Alfredo are conpiring to come between me and Jake. I'm on to you. I've seen Jake's wet, and rock hard sexuality but he's a tease as you probably already found out, don't beleive me? just ask around. Keep dreaming pal.
Orlando is wearing a tee-shirt with a motorcyle on it. He must be straight after all, that's kindergarten stuff.
RE: Orlando's T-shirt.
Then perhaps someone should report him to Queer-eye. He's a sweetheart, but he needs help. My Harley-Davidson loving neighbor would never wear something so juvi. What's next? a name tag?
Sorry Orli, I can't have G spending much time on your case because I plan to keep him busy.
Clooney, this means war! You better watch your back, who knows what may lurk in the darkness.
It was reported that they pretended to break up in '04 when they got back together in march of '05, they claimed they never broke up.
Very convincing. lol
"... he is bearding now with Reese."
Jake is getting much, much more out of this bearding than Reese. Without her, he wouldn't have snagged PoP. Period.
There are plenty of suitable male chaperones in Hollywood, but there are very few clean-cut, respectable, blonde, successful, politically connected straight women in Hollywood prepared to not only stick their necks out for an ambitious, closeted, gay man but also keep the con going on for this long. Professionally, he needs her like he needs oxygen or food, and his thing is going to continue until PoP take off, good film scripts start coming his way again, and he gets his confidence back.
Forget the paps and get used to it. This is ugly as sin, but it's going to continue. Jake has *no* other choice. Regardless of how bad things get during the bearding, he will always find a way to convince himself that the grass is *not* greener on the other side.
Remember, he really doesn't seem to have a significant social and/or emotional life to go back to. There is no great love lurking in the wings, and he doesn't appear to be writing, producing or directing anything either.
It's PoP, bearding with Gen Witherspoon, paychecks, Moroccan food and his right-hand for now.
Jake is getting much, much more out of this bearding than Reese. Without her, he wouldn't have snagged PoP.
Bullshit, Jake got PoP on his own.
Reeking is good PR but that's not enough.
4:16 some of us would have hoped that he might have Austin to go back to. But looking at the evidence it would seem that Austin has done the sensible thing and moved on to better things (way to go A by the way).
Huh! Didnt know that Jake was once linked to druggie James King.
http://www.people.com/people/archive/article/0,,20138276,00.html
There are plenty of suitable male chaperones in Hollywood, but there are very few clean-cut, respectable, blonde, successful, politically connected straight women in Hollywood prepared to not only stick their necks out for an ambitious, closeted, gay man but also keep the con going on for this long.
Double bullshit.
Reese isn't doing any favors to anyone. Long fauxmance is what Avon "lady" needs.
Remember, he really doesn't seem to have a significant social and/or emotional life to go back to.
Babblers and PR are selling that same shit for years.
"Babblers and PR are selling that same shit for years."
Although I sort of agree with you, I can't really understand the pr advantage of protraying Jake as such a loser that he has so few friends that he can only rely on Reese, who's bearing from him.
Doesn't really paint the most attractive of pictures does it.
Bullshit, Jake got PoP on his own.
October 19, 2006
Also, there's hope, I want you all to know, for Mr. Tile's movie career. Dare I say some of his future film projects are looking up, because, uh, how can I put this? T.T. has decided to start sleeping with better-looking people now to get his future projects—is that being too crass about it all?
In other words, for T.T.'s next 40-foot-wide job, Tooth-doll not only seduced the man who would decide the whole-deal shebang (it's sort of a studly adventure story, in so many ways), he now shares cocaine, hotel suites and party favors with the bigwig. Isn't that sweet when one can stay bestest amigos with one's ladder-climbing bed partners?
I can't really understand the pr advantage of protraying Jake as such a loser that he has so few friends that he can only rely on Reese, who's bearing from him. Doesn't really paint the most attractive of pictures does it.
Who cares about Jake, the picture is good for Reese's image - she is "all Jake needs and wants".
Didnt know that Jake was once linked to druggie James King.
People
October 21, 2002
"Next month Jake heads to Montreal to film the action adventure The Day After Tomorrow with Dennis Quaid. Until then, he keeps busy reading ("I'm slogging through David McCullough's biography of John Adams," he says), listening to Coldplay and Eminem and hitting L.A. hot spots like Les Deux Cafes. Previously linked with actress James King, he is now happily single, says Mile director Brad Silberling. "He gets to stay out late and not have to come home and feed the dog or the baby." Not that he'll mind when the time comes, Silberling adds: "He's a generous soul."
I've never heard anything about Jake and James King.
"October 19, 2006
Also, there's hope, I want you all to know, for Mr. Tile's movie career. Dare I say some of his future film projects are looking up, because, uh, how can I put this? T.T. has decided to start sleeping with better-looking people now to get his future projects—is that being too crass about it all?
In other words, for T.T.'s next 40-foot-wide job, Tooth-doll not only seduced the man who would decide the whole-deal shebang (it's sort of a studly adventure story, in so many ways), he now shares cocaine, hotel suites and party favors with the bigwig. Isn't that sweet when one can stay bestest amigos with one's ladder-climbing bed partners?"
OH ok so jake didn't need reese for POP LOL
Another heroin addict:
"During her first job modeling, King was turned onto heroin and had an addiction to the drug from age 14 to 19. In 1997, following the death of her boyfriend, younger brother of Mario Sorrenti, fashion photographer Davide Sorrenti (who at age 21 died of a kidney ailment that was thought to have been brought on by excessive heroin use) she became sober. King went to rehabilitation at age 19 for her addictions to heroin and alcohol.
King was rumored to have dated Sean Lennon, but she denied the rumors while on The Howard Stern Show. In September 2000, King dated Kid Rock and the couple made an appearance on a later recording of the Howard Stern Show. She was rumored to be linked with model Alex Burns, actor Jake Gyllenhaal in spring 2001, and Matt Damhave in 2002."
It's PoP, bearding with Gen Witherspoon, paychecks, Moroccan food and his right-hand for now.
lol, I agree
Why does Jake know so many drug addicts? Ted says he's an occational coke user too, but people like Kiki are real addicts. Did he try to help her, tried to convince her to go to rehab? Did he know about Heath's problems? He said he was close to him, did he try to help him?
Or did he think non of it is really his business?
He dated James king for about 2 seconds in 2001, she was after he dated singer Jenny Lewis and before Dunst. That People blurb is off because in Oct. of '02 he was already dating Dunst for several months, there are pics of them in NY together on IHJ dated Nov. and it's clear that they were dating longer. Jake was an unknown then and even though he was dating Spiderman's GF for several months at that point, it wasn't well known and the paps weren't following them around like they did later on.
He also was with that chick from Maria Full of Grace for about 2 minutes in '05 before he publically got back together with Dunst.
Let's see pothead Jenny Lewis, junkie King and Dunst, amazing that he now has a rep as being clean cut and family oriented, up to '05 he was seen clubing and hanging out all the time.
In '05 he was papped hanging with drug dealer to the hip HW crowd Sam Ronson (along with kiki) and Eve, who had drug problems as well and you can't tell me Jake wasn't using as well.
That People blurb is off because in Oct. of '02 he was already dating Dunst for several months, there are pics of them in NY together on IHJ dated Nov. and it's clear that they were dating longer.
Not a blurb, that's nice, long article about Jake. Kirsten wasn't important enough at that time since no one bothered to mention her.
" you can't tell me Jake wasn't using as well."
of course he did , i just think he wasn't addicted.
He was youg too , now he is going to be 30 , it's the right age to be "family oriened" don't you think? lol
"oriented" sorry
What are you talking about 5:29 PM?
Don't know why so many hate on Kirsten so much, but she's not bad looking and in the Picture of Reese and her together, I would say Kirsten is prettier. JMO
Kristen was more important/famous than Jake at that time, she was just in Spiderman, she was more well known.
Not important at that time in the sense that they never announced officially that they were dating and they weren't on the radar then.
In '03 is when the pap frenzy started with them.
In the summer of '02 there were a number of reports of them together in NY and L.A. but no pics until later on, again they were not on the radar and were not hanging out at places like Joan's like they did later on.
Interesting that the women that he dated seem to have drug problems.
5:31, George said he stopped doing drugs. He said it was a waste using them anyway.
Leo is still a druggie, that's true.
Samantha Ronson is from UK. I don't think she's a drug dealer, the Americans would have revoked her staying visa. Think what happened to Wino (the denied her the visa).
I've said it before, if our Jakey happens to be bi, he could hook up with Michelle. She's pretty, no druggie, nice and a good actress. Maggie seems to like her. No?
I don't see them together at all. But then there would be something sweet about Jake hooking up with the mother of his godchild.
Michelle likes no-nonsense guys.
5:31, George said he stopped doing drugs. He said it was a waste using them anyway. Leo is still a druggie, that's true.
Leo too?!?
BTW, I was commenting "he is going to be 30 , it's the right age to be "family oriened" don't you think?" part :)
Leo too?!?
Supposedly on the set of BD he couldn't get enough of the white stuff.
Jake and Michelle? No way. Go on shoot me but I don't think they even liked each other, my impression is that all they had in common was Heath and with him gone…
Jake and Michelle? No way. Go on shoot me but I don't think they even liked each other, my impression is that all they had in common was Heath and with him gone…
Jake said that all three of them liked each other from the very beginning. And during the BAFTA press confo he said that he loved Michelle and Matilda and that it was an incredible honor Heath chose him to be her Godfather.
It looks like not only Heath, Michelle too, was happy for Jake's win:
BAFTA
"Michelle likes no-nonsense guys"
And Jake likes guys. Period.
Really, actors when they engage in a script, are inclined to lose their personal perspectives. Like dorm mates, war buddies, etecetc. Nothing real about it.
"Incredible honor" - bullshit!
get real, people!
I think Jake and Heath really got along great and liked each other, I believed when Jake said it was an honor he chose him to be Godfather.
And Jake likes guys. Period.
Could be. But he could like both sexes (one more one less maybe). We can't know for sure.
And pigs might fly.
DeVito, ! you little scumbag.. exactly what time did your plane get in from your home Planet of the Apes? Nevermimd that, I got a serious bone to pick with you pal.
I just got off the phone with Jake, giving me holy, what for hell, about these rumors your spreading around about me and Damon! Then I got Damon calling me up right after that, bitchin me out about Jake telling him some wierd story about a martini lunch! On top of all that I got Brad Pitt beating my door down in the middle of the fucking night tellin me that you said I wanted to rekindle that little fling and fly him to Monaco. you want a war pal?, you got one.
I might have been willing to let sleeping dogs lie concerning the above until I received the call from the Nubian tellin me he owns me and reversed the charges...that was the last straw! I hope you own a pair of sweat pants and unlimited minutes now that I know how you operate.
J baby also told me about how you supposedly "lost" his passport, telling him some ridiculous story that maybe that crazy, paranoid bitch "accidently" put in in her purse and took it back with her to the states, AFTER he let you see his picture. That's why he could'nt leave Morrocco to meet me. not until all the red tape was cleared up, but I know you still have it. Cough it up little leaguer.
5:54 I know what he said but the interactions between the two of them always seemed fake to me. What was he supposed to say anyway, that they didn’t like each other?
I do think Jake liked Heath A LOT ::wink wink nudge nudge:: but my gut feeling is that he and Michelle weren't very chummy when there were no cameras around.
Also these people are actors so sometimes they act and sometimes they say things that are not entirely true, yeah? Anyway this is my opinion and I make no bones about it.
6:23, that's your opinion. Mine is different. I think J & M got along very well. I noticed it when Jake made "fun" of her in Oprah and mocked her "Jack Nasty". And during the press conference in Toronto when Michelle stroked Jake's back when he felt he said something stupid etc... I think they are friends, but probably more will never happen, so don't panic people and let's move on. ;)
"I noticed it when Jake made "fun" of her in Oprah and mocked her "Jack Nasty". "
What Jake said about Michelle made her apear as a very tender-hearted woman. And she was right there, clutching Heath's hand, and blushing from the kind words of Jake.
What Jake said about Michelle made her apear as a very tender-hearted woman. And she was right there, clutching Heath's hand, and blushing from the kind words of Jake.
Michelle's cute. She seems very shy.
For now Jake's together (?) with Greesy Reesey. Hopefully whatever this is, it won't last for too long. The boy is losing his likeability.
Ronson was born in the UK but her drug dealing duties started when she started her DJ gigs in the US, she was never busted so traveling back and forth would be no problem.
It's an open secret in HW that she is one of the go to people for your drug of choice if you are into the club scene and that has not changed, it's just ONE of the reasons Lindsey is so "smitten".
Jake wasn't a good boy like most of his fans want to think. I do think he changed now and wants to live a healthier life. He even quit smoking.
^^What about the steroids?
IA 7:08. Interview Mag interview indicates he considers himself "maturing" -
Yeah steroid use is amazing, I've not gotten over the shock.
YET a plastic surgeon friend insists he was bo-toxing his lips for Rendition.
What about the steroids?
I forgot about that. If he used roids, I hope it was the first and last time.
Tooth-doll not only seduced the man who would decide the whole-deal shebang (it's sort of a studly adventure story, in so many ways), he now shares cocaine, hotel suites and party favors with the bigwig.
so whos the big-wig on POP?
He was rumored to be on roids for Jarhead and I did'nt notice anything different with his lios in Rendition, that would have been obvious and there was no need for it.
He did have work done on his nose as did his sister but hers didn't come out to hot.
J baby also told me about how you supposedly "lost" his passport...
Clooney, I don't know what you're talking about. Jakey enjoys my company, he can’t get enough of what I have to offer.
YET a plastic surgeon friend insists he was bo-toxing his lips for Rendition.
Bo-toxing his lips to make them ...?
I do think Jake liked Heath A LOT ::wink wink nudge nudge::
I think that too. ;)
YET a plastic surgeon friend insists he was bo-toxing his lips for Rendition.
LOL, oh that's one of the better rumours I've heard about Jake. Your plastic surgeon friend should have his license revoked. Jake wouldn't have been able to speak had he had "Botox" injected into his lips since it paralyzes the muscles. And even if you misspoke and meant to say collagen, why on earth would he? His lips have always been full. One of his best features.
Michelle doesn't like fools.
8:30, IA. Jake is making a fool of himself right now.
I never saw any pics of Maggie hanging out with Kiki either
Huh? There were heaps of pictures of them together. They even had the same haircut at one stage. That was creepy.
http://maggie-gyllenhaal.info/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=99
That's just one example. They acted like bffs for a while there. I don't know what happened to their friendship.
Is "Dr.Parnasus" now signing as "George"?
I think they were friends before Jake started dating Kiki, but i maybe mistaken.
The IHJ doesn't have pics of maggie and Kiki which would make sense since Jake are not in them.
Most sem to be in '04 the year they broek up, I assume there are pics of them in '04 as well.
The same hair cuuts were creepy, and most of Jake's fans hated kiki with a passion.
Kiki and Maggie had a falling out and they are no longer friends that's for sure and she was adamant supposedly that Jake stay away from Kiki and not get back together and I assume it was due to her drug use but the rumors of her drug use were flying fast and furious in '04 and yet they were still friends.
http://www.smh.com.au/news/diving/through-toil-and-strife-matthew-gets-his-reward/2008/08/24/1219516264750.html
Nice article about Matthew Mitcham.
http://popwatch.ew.com/popwatch/2008/08/matthew-mitcham.html?iid=top25-20080824-Olympic+Stud+of+the+Day%3A+Matthew+Mitcham
He is so cute! :)
^^^
Olympic Stud of the Day: Matthew Mitcham
Cutie Pie Matthew Mitcham
Clooney, you banger. I just got through your verbiage and all I can say is, you're getting too big for your britches. Someone needs to discipline your ass. Someone needs to take you over their knee and slap you upside the head. Balls to the wall, baby. I'm sending the penguin. Take off that banana hammock you wear and prepare to have your meat beat.
Oooh. That happened to me once. Sigh.
(and most of Jake's fans hated kiki with a passion.)
hummmm, ok, now why does this sound so familiar. LOL
My dearest Jakey,
You know perfectly well I'm more than willing to take it all off for you babe, but what's up with you and Gargamel? I refuse to believe you'd let him touch you, in fact I'm convinced that one in possesion of such beauty such as yourself would ever allow that knuckle dragging cretin to come within 50 ft of you. But enough about him... I have 10 inches of prime,certified beefy, deluctable, delight just standing here waiting for you to join the party babe, and you've already missed round one. All i need now is that sexy voice purring sweet incoherent things in my ear. You do it so well, Remembering the after party in Paris? Now I'm getting sentimental over this thing, but no matter what they say, you and I are destined to merge baby.
I"ll be here for a few more weeks, then I'll have to get back to work, so I hope you can get that stuff straightened out in time to get away,.. about the passport I mean. I would love to come there but I fear there'd be trouble and I would'nt wish any upon you. I know how much this project means to you and what you had to do to get it. Please don't ask me to explain, just trust.
Did you get the gift I sent? Had to grease some palms to get that done. Customs is a bitch these days. Wear it around your neck and every time you look at it, you'll think of me. Your a living doll.
Always, your sweet,suave, debonair, Georgy.
P.S. BTW , it's far from me to interfere in your private business matters, but you should fire somebody over there at your pr. A little bird says thay spotted you in one of those rags, on your knees, in an apron cleaning someone's oven with a sponge.. with a headline screaming "Jake Gylly, Twitterpated and Domesticated!!! I realize your doing what you have to do with this bearding deal, but Jakey baby it's just not you. Are things that out of control? Maybe you should rethink this.
Reese and Atticus
A little bird says thay spotted you in one of those rags, on your knees, in an apron cleaning someone's oven with a sponge.. with a headline screaming "Jake Gylly, Twitterpated and Domesticated!!!
LOL
Reese and Atticus
Ewww, fugly bitch.
Reese would walk a rock if it could be readily identified as being from Jake's back yard.
Reese doesn't have a good body at all. Her belly and ledgs are awful. And don't tell me she gave birth. Maggie G. and Michelle W. are mothers too and have hot bodies.
This woman doesn't look good.
legs not ledgs. Sorry.
I have 10 inches of prime,certified beefy, deluctable, delight just standing here waiting for you...
Ha, nice try Mr. Tiny Meat!
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